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...you know you want to hear it.

>> No.6352290

Soliloquy

>> No.6352301

spoony

>> No.6352319

I think this is supposed to be actually an advertisement for the energy drink pictured.

>> No.6352335

Gropey.

>> No.6352347

The cutest girl on /cgl/...

you know who that is. ;)

>> No.6352354

>>6352319
>energy drink
>lol
Still DerpQueen

>> No.6352477

>>6352347
Elsie, obviously

>> No.6352507

go away derpqueen

>> No.6352526

My real crush is a girl I can't name, but I'm pretty sure she's a shapeshifter.

>> No.6352548

>>6352507
>anyone who compliments derpqueen is either her or someone sucking up trying to get laid.
>jelly bitch target locked.

>> No.6352682

>>6352507

It's funny i came here from /fit/ and everyone is also like "Go away derpqueen".

>> No.6352685

>>6352682
We already know about you posting on /fit/ DQ

>> No.6352739

>>6352548
but that's true

don't you have any pretty women in the West? if she lived here, she'd be a 4/10

>> No.6352817

>>6352739
I would like to be a 4/10. Now >>6352682 can you please stop posting me, /cgl/ gets angry when I post I rather have to stay as Anon and do my part on /cgl/ without having to trip anymore. If you like to talk to me you are welcomed to talk to me through my DA. I know this thread says crush thread but really its just a trap so ignore them in the future.

>> No.6352846

>>6352817
then stop posting them.

>> No.6352858

>>6352846
Have been trying to only tripfag when my identity is needed. Anyway enjoy your thread I'm off to get ready for a Halloween event. I hope you all have a lovely day.

>> No.6353157

>>6352817
>I would like to be a 4/10
No, you wouldn't, since there's also no feminism in our country/good part of Europe in general.

>> No.6353168

>>6352289
>...you know you want to hear it.

http://youtu.be/nWVU7ZbbVps

>> No.6353181

>>6353157

I don't like derpqueen, but you're one butthurt little shit.

>> No.6353390

>>6353168
Oh, dang.

Thanks anyway, anon!

>> No.6353407

>>6352347

I think Cutesy is nice. She's kind of cold if she suspects you're even mildly sexually interested, so I just mind my own business and forget about it

>> No.6353614

>>6352817
i don't have crushes on anyone i don't actually know. that being said i would still fuck the shit out of derpqueen.

>> No.6354105

>>6353181
Seeing as you completely overreact like someone not right in their head, you're probably DerpQueen.

I'm butthurt because average women in my country are prettier than your "perfect ideal of beauty"?
Lolk.
>westerner logic

>> No.6354178

>>6354105

You just made some outrageous assumptions and started arguing with a figment. I didn't say anything about my perfect ideal of beauty (which has absolutely nothing to do with this girl). I don't know where you're from, but you seem confused about that yourself. You're identifying me as a Westerner, and then you say you're from Europe. Unless you're from southeast Europe, you're a westerner yourself.

I know absolutely nothing about Derpqueen, and I've only seen one or two pictures. I'm not even vaguely attracted. I'm criticizing you for your xenophobic, snobby, ill deserved attitude, not overreacting. Just educate yourself for Christ's sake and stop trying to prove whatever it is you're insecure about. If you had ever traveled you would know that there are very good looking women and very bad looking women everywhere. Pretending your country of origin is superior is no more than masturbation for your ego.

>> No.6354197

>>6354178
No, TL;DR

From the last sentence I can tell you're an Italian / one of their likes, so yes, it would be obvious you would get jealous over our women's superior natural beauty.

But hey, keep believing your Roman noses actually live up to our average of beauty.

>> No.6354200

>>6354178
yes, of course there is good looking women everywhere - they have Slav or perhaps Nordic blood

just like there's walking monstrosities too - inbred Briton blood, "latino" blood, etc

you can't find a (european) beauty that can't trace her heritage partly to a Slav

>> No.6354591

It's still Jessie//Rufflebutt: Mexican cosplayer
I think there may be something wrong with me.

>> No.6354846

I don't know why, but I'd be all over the grope-a-lope. Whats wrong with me?

>> No.6354851

>>6354197

A paragraph and a half of text is too much to read? I'm not an Italian. I'm an American of English/Nordic stock, so you fucked that one up. You're probably a troll, but if you aren't, you're too moronic to carry on a discussion. We're done here.

>>6354200

That's more nonsense. I strongly prefer Nordic women, but what you said doesn't make any sense. I hope you don't actually believe what you're saying. European blood has been mixing for thousands of years, and people of "Germanic" stock are impossible to tell apart anyway.

>> No.6354855

>>6354846
>Whats wrong with me?
You used the term "Grope-a-lope" for one.
WTF do you idiots see in that fatty douchbag?

>> No.6354877

>>6354855
Personality. He's crafty. He's interesting. He's not a douchebag that's in love with himself. He's kinky and he is a one woman man.

>> No.6354909

>>6354877
Crafty at getting girls to like him, and he's a fucking sexual freak! He's just another tubby /d/ loser who escaped from the circus. He'll rape and eat a seagull one day.

>> No.6354939

>>6354909
Lay off mai Husbandu~

>> No.6354943

Emma. If she was weeaboo i would´ve married her already.

>> No.6354944

Spoony

I can't help it. I've loved her for years. I want to dedicate my life to her, to praising and supporting her, so that her spirit can soar free of burdens. I want her to know that she'll always have a firm pillar in my love. Mostly I just want to fuck her though.

>> No.6354952

>>6354909
Hope your joking and don't have any fetish's

>> No.6354953

>>6352289
Charms. She is a bitch but I want her to sit on my face.

>> No.6354958

>>6354952
WTF you mean? Im not joking. Fuck him (not literally).

>> No.6354960

Boris, I want to
Brush your fur into the night
Do wishes come true?

>> No.6354967

>tfw no cute asians that would want a fat white girl.

>> No.6355072

>>6354958
You're just jelly.

>> No.6355074

>>6354967
lol fat weeb

>> No.6355106

>>6354967
>tfw no girls of any variety want a fat white guy

Which is why I have my hand and my porn. Alpha as fuck. :)

>> No.6355129

>>6355106
Gropey is fat, and panties explode around him. You just suck as a person.