/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.6335451]

>tfw no boyfriend

[Anonymous No.6335456]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S0y89YRaMG

[Anonymous No.6335466]

>tfw most guys just want to get in your pants, and the rest are passive aggressive "nice guys" that also want to get in your pants but are too weak to make the first move and get butthurt when you end up hooking up with another guy

[Anonymous No.6335470]

>>6335466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skwfW2yQtp

[Scribbles No.6335485]

>tfw you're attractive, rich, and smart and can't get a girl or friends because you're socially awkward

[Anonymous No.6335508]

>tfw you're more interested in a woman for companionship and company but they all treat you like you're gay for not wanting to immediately bed them.

[Anonymous No.6335511]

>>6335451
don't worry, we'll find each other some day

[Anonymous No.6335520]

>>6335508
>tfw you just want a gf so you can have sex all the time but all the girls that are attracted to you have low sex drives and want love
>tfw you don't feel love, only lust

[Anonymous No.6335527]

>>6335508
>>6335520
>tfw you are completely ambivalent towards women and have no interest in them what so ever.

[Anonymous No.6335534]

>>6335470
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skwfW2yQtp

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dxR5udp4Ie

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335544]

Guys, you actually have trouble getting a GF? You are either really, REALLY ugly or very introvert. But that would mean you cant find another introvert, which brings me back to my first point.

Hint for all dudes, When you are in a bus (or anywhere for that matter) , look a girl in the eye and try to establish eye contact.
when she looks back, smile. If she smiles back, Wave. If she waves back, go to her and socialize. It doesnt get easier then this. The worst that can happen is that the rest of your day becomes kind of akward. Well ,deal with it.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335549]

>>6335527
>>6335520
>>6335508
You are all homosexual by the way. Dont deny it. Embrace it. Maybe we can bromance one day.

[Anonymous No.6335553]

>>6335456
>>6335470

You made my day

[smoker !Umad72YCVU No.6335559]

>tfw hot gf

[Anonymous No.6335568]

>tfw no qt hikikomori bf

[Page !PageMe/drI No.6335576]

>tfw always having lewd thoughts.
Let's do lewd stuff together ~

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335573]

>>6335559
Haha, you actually care about having a HOT gf? Its over in 10 years, Max.

[smoker !Umad72YCVU No.6335581]

>>6335573
Oh fuck, 10 years?
>tfw beautiful gf
>tfw awesome relationship
>tfw Bro has my back

[Anonymous No.6335580]

I don't know about your situation or anything, but my only advice is; just wait. I'm almost 18 and I've just gotten in my first serious relationship ever.

I'd never had a boyfriend before, and I thought it seemed kinda hopeless finding anyone remotely interesting who'd be interested in me too. And BAM, one day he just appeared and it all fucking turned out amazing. It was totally unexpected, and totally worth the wait. hang in there! Even if you've had partners before and stuff, I think it's the same thing... just wait, don't be totally over hyped in your search for your boyfriend and eventualyl things will solve themselves naturally.

[Anonymous No.6335583]

>>6335456
10/10

>tfw trap gf
I'm a guy btw

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335591]

>>6335576
>Lewd stuff
>Done everything considered normal already
Now it is time to find boys or girls who are into fetishes. You dont know how hard it is to find a Sadist nowdays for example.

[Anonymous No.6335601]

>>6335591

Dominant guy sadist here. Leather, lash, gags and plugs are my specialities.

Wassup.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335602]

>>6335581
I wont lie though, those 10 years are going to be sweet as fuck. Enjoy the fuck out of her before it is over.

[Anonymous No.6335597]

>tfw have a bf but constantly worried you will lose him somehow and cant enjoy the relationship half the time

[Anonymous No.6335600]

Just go to /fit/,

[Page !PageMe/drI No.6335606]

>>6335591
I'm a sadist though, there's nothing more enjoyable than other peoples pain.. ahhh.. whenever i see people hurt or stuff like that..

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335609]

>>6335601
ASL pls.

>>6335600
They are narcistic as fuck over there, i wouldnt reccomend. The good looking guys are either gay or only looking for one night stands.

>>6335597
Tell him. Asap.

[Anonymous No.6335610]

>tfw no young virgin bf I can corrupt into having more and more kinks

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335615]

>>6335606
ASL. Would you go to the extreme though?

[Anonymous No.6335619]

>tfw no qt megane bf to tie up while he's dressed up in a meido outfit and thighhighs while you rub his dick with your foot

[Page !PageMe/drI No.6335621]

>>6335615
You're not my type though.

[Anonymous No.6335623]

>>6335609

I don't do anything for you fucker. You post YOUR a/s/l and I'll see if you're worthy of the gifts of pain I have to offer.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335634]

>>6335621
Thats fine, im into rape too.

>>6335623
18/M/Holland.

[Anonymous No.6335639]

Anything but a gay relationship between two very attractive young men is deeply inferior.

So I'm in a very good position.

[Anonymous No.6335640]

>>6335451
Must be hard to not have a boyfriend. That's like the hardest thing in the world to fix. It's not like you can just walk outside and stand somewhere and men will come talk to you for no reason whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.6335643]

>>6335640
>implying having a shitty bf that does not complement you and that you don't like all that much is better than being alone

[Anonymous No.6335645]

>women
>capable of being alone

[Anonymous No.6335649]

>>6335643
You so insecure that you need a constant stream of compliments coming your way to go about your daily activities?

[Anonymous No.6335654]

>tfw my last boyfriend left me because my fetishes creeped him out

2D will always be the best D, anon.

[Anonymous No.6335655]

>>6335649
Definition of complement
verb
Pronunciation: /ˈkɒmplɪmɛnt/ [with object]

contribute extra features to (someone or something) in such a way as to improve or emphasize their qualities: a classic blazer complements a look that’s smart or casual
add to or make complete: the proposals complement the incentives already available

[Anonymous No.6335656]

>>6335451

>tfw no fucks given

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335653]

>>6335639
Any relationship is great. As long as both sides love each other. There are no looks or personality or shit like that, its only about love.

[Soliloquy !!AAv5QNH45K+ No.6335657]

>tfw husband

[Anonymous No.6335666]

>>6335655
Ah, there was an 'e' there.

So it's kind of like a fit guy having a landwhale girlfriend that does not complement him.

I learn something new everyday.

[Anonymous No.6335668]

>>6335634

18 years old huh? Too young to know the pleasures of carnal pain. Just my type, I like breaking in new blood. You will refer to me as Sir or Master, every time you see me you will keep your head bowed until I say you may stand. You will only look me in the eye when you are tied and the safety word is "blarwargle". I take no account for any bloodloss or broken limbs you may and will experience. And I do take account for every moment of pleasure and pain you feel for which you will thank me.

This is your one and only choice you will be allowed to make: Do you accept my terms?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335670]

>>6335654
I kind of had the same problem. Nowadays i am not into long time relationships anymore unless we both accept each others sex fantasies. One night stands are fine though.

[Anonymous No.6335675]

>>6335670
You sound like the crappiest of crap boyfriends.

I bet you're really whiny and needy and cling like a fucking limpet.

[Anonymous No.6335676]

>tfw asian and like white girls but hardly any white girls like asian guys

;_;

[Anonymous No.6335679]

>tfw secretly admiring beautiful guy from afar because you're too afraid of acting like a complete retard while trying to strike up a conversation with him

[Anonymous No.6335684]

>>6335676
Lol whuuuuut.

Yellow fever is incredibly prevalent here.

Just learn to style your hair like a k-pop boyband member and wear a little foundation and you'll reel in the pussy.

Whether it's decent pussy or not is another question.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335694]

>>6335675
Haha, i was different years ago. But nowadays i dont really care about relationships anymore though. I got shifted my mindset to other goals. Like fighting bears and harpooning sharks.

>>6335668
That is kind of tempting. I cant howhever make such a decision yet.

[Anonymous No.6335695]

>>6335676
>tfw asian and like asian boys but they all like white girls

this life

[Anonymous No.6335704]

>>6335694

I am a patient man for all that isn't indecisiveness and those not sure of mind. The more you waste my time, the less pleasurable and more scars you will bear from our first encounter.

[Anonymous No.6335711]

>>6335704
What are you two even talking about? Is this some homosex fantasy or some copypasta mimicry like gorilla warfare?

[Anonymous No.6335716]

>>6335711
It's just virgins who think wearing trenchcoats is the height of cool being typical.

[Anonymous No.6335724]

>>6335716
Are you telling me that trenchcoats do NOT go with my long ponytail and fedora? pls

[Anonymous No.6335726]

>>6335544
>Socialize
What is this? Can I eat it?

[Anonymous No.6335729]

>>6335695
What kind of asian? and how dark is your skin?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335735]

>>6335716
Zip it, shrimp.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335738]

>>6335726
Exchange Instant Messaging adresses.

[Anonymous No.6335742]

>>6335466

in other words, tfw a slut. Women pretty much have no requirements in relationships, except not being a slut - and these days, even that's not as important. What exactly is "your half" of the courtship ritual? you have to not be mentally retarded or monstrously overweight, and thats it. men have to do everything. pay for everything, initiate the date, flirt aggressively, play mind games (because you feel cheated if we dont) make jokes be charming, start the conversation and keep it going. You literally just have to look pretty and giggle, and 8/10 guys would be satisfied with that.

you set all the rules, turn down anyone who doesnt know them all, then sploosh for anyone who breaks the rules in the way you secretly want everyone to, and are ruthlessly shallow and generally ignorant and insipid, coasting by on the benefits your gender grants you in social interactions.

tl;dr: my name is john and i hate every single one of you

[Anonymous No.6335754]

>>6335729
Korean/Chinese, typical Asian whiteness.

Maybe it's because I'm a mix? Or because I'm Chinese too? I need to know so I can feel bad about myself.

[Anonymous No.6335755]

Oh wow, I thought it was just a joke that /cgl/ complained about this shit.

For the record girls, I think you're wrong in your assumption that most guys are just looking to get laid. Most guys want a qt gf first and sex second.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335756]

>>6335742
>my name is john
Everytime. But this man is right, for every girl there is a fetish. Even fat and ugly girls can get BFs easy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6335758]

>>6335738
Is it like steam friending people?
>Randomly added
>Talk once
>Never talk again
>Gets removed from list

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LI~~~~FE

[Anonymous No.6335763]

>>6335654

I'm gonna have to ask you to explain those fetishes.

[Anonymous No.6335771]

>>6335754
you should be fine then..least you arent filipino like me and have a tan all year...such is life of a filipino

[Elsie de Lute !haZ4PxOePw No.6335774]

So many of these threads today. It's scaring me.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335775]

>>6335758
Yeah. Just wait and accidently stumble on a cute weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.6335779]

>>6335654
pls be in london

[Anonymous No.6335791]

>>6335643

id ratehr have a shitty gf that does not complement me and that i dont like all that much than be alone. of course, ive never had any girlfriend and am in my mid-20s, so maybe these are extenuating circumstances...

[Anonymous No.6335788]

>>6335775
So basically finding the weakest link to get in a relationship, then someday just broke up?

[Anonymous No.6335790]

>>6335754
Please be in UK

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335809]

>>6335788
Fuck, if you really want a relation that lasts forever, go on adventure. Go lift. Backpack. Whatever. Talk with everyone. Socialize.

You cant believe how many girls think i am their true love because how i handed them a hand in their worst of times.

[Anonymous No.6335813]

>>6335763
It makes me a bit sad to talk about them, but long story short, he found the exHentai of my computer, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.6335824]

>>6335813
>2012
>guys who dont have fetishes

what is this, the time of charlemagne?

[Anonymous No.6335825]

>>6335809
If that is true then why the fuck are you still alone.

[Anonymous No.6335827]

> tfw no gf

pls /cgl/
pls

[Anonymous No.6335829]

>>6335809
So it all goes back to
>Socialize

Sorry for being introverted, changed country at critical moment, end up just being a hermit and being disconnected once it gets to close relationships.
At work it's all fine.

[Anonymous No.6335833]

29 year old male kissless dateless handholdless virgin here. I'm wondering - any girls here who are approaching my level of near-wizardry? Or am I just going to kill this thread by posting as I have done many times in the past?

[Anonymous No.6335837]

its so odd because I have no crushes on anyone

like I want to be in a relationship, but I have no interest in anyone that I know currently.

[Anonymous No.6335843]

>>6335654

tomoko what are you doing here?

>>>/a/
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.6335844]

>>6335824
It was a little surprising for me too. I guess girldicks and a giantass folder of swimsuits and tanlines can be off-putting.

It can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.6335851]

>>6335843
>tomoko
>boyfriend

[Anonymous No.6335852]

>tfw husband
>tfw husband has been cheating on you for the past 2 years but you can't really say anything about it
>tfw you're too poor and useless and alone to just up and leave like you've been planning on

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335859]

>>6335825
I cant love everyone who i help. Even the men and women which lifes i have saved. Its what i do, and they deal with it.

>>6335829
not even. Grab some gear, walk to a nearest petrolstation which is along a highway and wait for a hitchhiker. Tell her you are terribly introvert but would like to travel togheter.

You are going to get bonded, So fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.6335864]

I heard exhentai and girldicks all the way from /a/.

http://exhentai.org/g/502646/117ef79549/
http://exhentai.org/g/519986/609416cdde/
http://exhentai.org/g/516487/7e845b01b7/
http://exhentai.org/g/516242/eedea10279/
http://exhentai.org/g/497673/b0dddf89d0/
http://exhentai.org/g/497933/b61704768a/
http://exhentai.org/g/488207/cc8b373e9d/
http://exhentai.org/g/474861/01997e6413/
http://exhentai.org/g/402292/c312138f64/
http://exhentai.org/g/405536/baa62441a8/
http://exhentai.org/g/401078/85de03a0f5/
http://exhentai.org/g/391966/5e67c992de/
http://exhentai.org/g/368002/569184f822/
http://exhentai.org/g/269407/2b07c8e55d/
http://exhentai.org/g/114033/93e3b4588d/
http://exhentai.org/g/102306/e8ab4d0dff/
http://exhentai.org/g/501602/614bf2671d/
http://exhentai.org/g/491865/a7d9faebdb/
http://exhentai.org/g/496554/30b53dbdd4/
http://exhentai.org/g/406671/aabee13b22/
http://exhentai.org/g/376402/a2a6d00868/
http://exhentai.org/g/458189/e684bf4ca0/

[Anonymous No.6335867]

>>6335864
http://exhentai.org/g/479631/24a18d7065/
http://exhentai.org/g/494361/22dccbade4/
http://exhentai.org/g/464468/c72d666844/
http://exhentai.org/g/445037/99628d7b85/
http://exhentai.org/g/440700/0263d096d7/
http://exhentai.org/g/440539/817f0cee97/
http://exhentai.org/g/434853/5557f7c2ad/
http://exhentai.org/g/422601/12252fab37/
http://exhentai.org/g/384726/5748b8c6ca/
http://exhentai.org/g/375472/4769aa46e5/
http://exhentai.org/g/351482/4763b8f5ce/
http://exhentai.org/g/282450/581e718d3c/
http://exhentai.org/g/294593/e2c9eb753a/
http://exhentai.org/g/298560/172da79d51/
http://exhentai.org/g/417647/055ae82fea/
http://exhentai.org/g/103860/f3638912cb/
http://exhentai.org/g/379508/e3e14f7bf3/
http://exhentai.org/g/521082/f0795718e6/
http://exhentai.org/g/526173/86c3ecddcf/
http://exhentai.org/g/520734/db33e7652d/
http://exhentai.org/g/519740/a3b93f6fdc/
http://exhentai.org/g/518565/34ba4eb0c8/
http://exhentai.org/g/514800/214cebc762/
http://exhentai.org/g/531259/acef07f3f0/
http://exhentai.org/g/530269/aa8b4b3bd0/
http://exhentai.org/g/527423/1b4d9bc317/
http://exhentai.org/g/530560/6d1d2ea9d9/
http://exhentai.org/g/530549/716bd1035d/
http://exhentai.org/g/530227/e22bd27022/
http://exhentai.org/g/530127/c8012a76c7/

There you go /cgl/, I fixed your shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.6335869]

>>6335864
>mfw I have some of those saved
>mfw you're the fucking best

I love you, man.

[Anonymous No.6335870]

>>6335485
>tfw you're attractive, rich, and smart and can't get a man or friends because you're socially awkward ;_;

[Anonymous No.6335873]

>>6335869

[Anonymous No.6335882]

>>6335851

>implying the last boyfriend she had wasn't a pillow

[Anonymous No.6335885]

>>6335859
Sounds weird to me.
I'm just there to help when I'm needed, and for now I'll stay with the project at work until it's kind of complete (probably around february 2013)
I have a tendency to be somewhere to fix things and move on.

bbl, eating.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335890]

>>6335867
>>6335864

[Anonymous No.6335894]

>>6335864
>>6335867

get ur sad pandas outta here.

[Anonymous No.6335899]

>>6335873
Seriously, you're great. Who needs boyfriends when you have girldicks?

[Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU No.6335902]

>tfw THIS ISN'T COSPLAY RELATED AT ALL

(But that feel when I'd really like a simple, loving relationship but can never really, truly fall for a guy)

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335903]

>>6335885
I see myself in that. I travel from country to country, helping everyone who needs it. Might it be labour work like building, health related help or general farmland work, i am there to help.

I seriously believe in Karma. (Which might be the reason why i do DYC)

[Anonymous No.6335907]

>>6335899
Eventually we'll all find our own personal futa who will insert things into our butts.

>>6335902
That's why I improved the thread.

[Anonymous No.6335926]

>>6335894
>nigga can't get past the panda

[Anonymous No.6335922]

>dat feeling when you live in South Florida and every woman is a narcissist train wreck and something as a simple wave and smile can put you in jail for sexual harassment.

Sometimes simple stuff gets really complicated.

[Anonymous No.6335929]

>>6335922

I went down to tallyhasse the other week. Tons of good looking women, but an overly amount of muscle tools fawning over them. I never even tried to go for it honestly. It seemed like jersey shore with some of those guys.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335935]

>>6335922
Find a trap.

[Anonymous No.6335938]

>tfw no boyfriend

[Anonymous No.6335942]

>tfw delightful Asian boifriendo

[Anonymous No.6335943]

>tfw happily engaged 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.6335950]

>>6335837

Same here, but swap out "currently" for "my whole life. Stupid shitty area of England, the only acceptable hobby here is going out and getting drunk.

> you will never have a qt introvert gf

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6335957]

>>6335943
Good for you!

[Anonymous No.6335968]

>>6335679
>tfw i do that all the time, except they're not so much beautiful as they are unintentionally adorable
shit sucks, i end up spending the next hour trying to think of how i could have started a convo / wondering if i'll ever see that kawaii as fuck guy again

[Anonymous No.6335974]

>tfw guys constantly try to make me their 'little secret', i.e., have a girlfriend and want to screw with me
>tfw I have standards but... fuck, it screws with my self esteem
>tfw these assholes have formed my misandry

I mean... really, too many men have tried to pull this bullshit on me. These assholes REALLY want to cheat on their girlfriends. I couldn't honestly look at them in a romantic light anymore...

[Anonymous No.6335978]

>>6335544
>Urgh that guy is making eye contact with me... creep.

[Anonymous No.6335984]

>>6335974
pls go PT

[Anonymous No.6335988]

>implying I can keep social links with either gender, let alone max them out
>implying my personality doesn't turn everyone but family away
>implying there aren't only three non-family people I can spend time with
>implying one doesn't think I hate her because I can't smalltalk enough to warrant calling her on the phone and talking for 3+ hours every day
>implying two doesn't ignore me to spend time with her boyfriend watching Naruto and having angry overweight weeaboo sex
>implying three didn't decide to move two hours away to live with a younger girl and only visits to tell me about how drunk/toasted she got at her house and how many dudes gave her hickies

No, OP. I don't know that feel.

[Page !PageMe/drI No.6335992]

>>6335544
OR! You could do this trick.

[Anonymous No.6335995]

>>6335984
I've already stated in a previous thread that my life is eerily similar to PTs. Mother named Debbie, ect.

She makes for a great anti-role model....I've been working to get healthy and form a better relationship with my family.

[Anonymous No.6335998]

>>6335903
For me, it's mainly in the technical area rather than being close to people, so I'm coding.

I sometime feel like I want to be with someone but the rare time it happened it crashed and burned as all the social stuff doesn't make sense to me, and I'm back to square one and don't care anymore, for some time.

[Anonymous No.6336003]

>>6335992

[Anonymous No.6336004]

>>6335992
>he yells ow at getting a piece of paper thrown at him
2/10 would not masturbate to

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336006]

>>6335978
>Afraid of what someone will think of them
>Dresses up like anime or vidya character for fun

[Anonymous No.6336007]

>tfw never licked a girl's converse sneakers

[Anonymous No.6336015]

>>6336007
>tfw never stepped on a guy's dick

[Anonymous No.6336025]

>>6336015
>no girl will ever step on your dick

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336022]

>>6335992
I could do that, easily. Might even spark some magic to life.

[Anonymous No.6336043]

>>6335992

what anime is this?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336040]

>>6336025
>>6336015
Just fuck already.

[Anonymous No.6336047]

>>6336043
boku no masturbate

[Anonymous No.6336048]

>>6336043
Tarzan Fucks a Zebra

[Page !PageMe/drI No.6336050]

>>6336043
Call me your master and i'll consider spoonfeeding you.

>inb4 other people tell.

[Anonymous No.6336059]

>>6336050

your a faggot

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336063]

>>6336043
Guys, this is not /a/. Just google Chunibyo, that i all i know of the title. Kyoani created it.

[Anonymous No.6336076]

>>6336063
And here I am, waiting for Full Metal Panic S3
I'll even settle for a Fumoffu S2

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336078]

>>6336076
Have you read the FMP manga?

[Page !PageMe/drI No.6336083]

>>6336059
There's no way my little Anon can be this chuu.

>>6336063
You ruined the fun, that's not very polite, im not mad at you.. but im disappointed.

[Anonymous No.6336086]

>>6336078
Part of it.
And I just read part of the light novel available and translated.

[Anonymous No.6336088]

/fit/ here, just look for the quiet guy at the gym.

He's usually mumbling about creatine or curlbros.

That's your new bf.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336092]

>>6336086
I havent, but it seems that S3 would be full of NTR and stuff like that.

>>6336083
HAHA I DONT GIVE A SHIT

[Anonymous No.6336094]

>>6336088
Want to be my bf? No homo.

I listen to the Baldur's Gate soundtrack while I lift.

[Anonymous No.6336096]

>tfw a million cute boys at uni, but can't even look at any of them in the face cause it's too embarrassing.
I know you girls know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.6336101]

Screw everything!

the most important question is what/where is the best place to hook up with someone!

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336108]

>>6336088
Most people from that board are strange though. They think that becoming big equals getting a GF, just like being nice gets you out of the friendzone.Being fit does help though haha, i got laid many times because of it.

[Anonymous No.6336104]

>>6336094

>baldurs gate soundtrack

Tempting.

[Anonymous No.6336107]

>>6335485

It's difficult overcoming the social awkwardness.

I tend to shop by myself and it does feel lonely sometimes. The most chatter I get all week is probably from the SAs when I'm out shopping. Anyhow, random story time from last month. I was at a Harry Rosen, which caters primarily to men, in need of a pair of shoes to replace my current work pair which had concrete stuck to it wrecking the leather and laces(another long story about my dull life and my company hiring an inept construction company). Unfortunately, my usual SA wasn't available and I really needed a replacement pair. So this female SA was overseeing that section that day. Now with me being a socially awkward person, the entire experience felt relatively inelegant to put it nicely. I ended up being persuaded to purchase more than I needed and bought a pair of shoes I didn't really like just to get out of there quickly. Well to put things short:

>awkward conversations about shoes
>buying two pairs of shoes for $1240
>tfw I haven't worn the more expensive pair even once
>tfw I don't like that pair and beyond the return period
>tfw I found out my usual SA was "relieved" from the store

Ya, I'm not really good at story telling either.

[Anonymous No.6336114]

>>6336096
>tfw a million cute girls at uni, but can't even look at any of them in the face because they're all hot as fuck and wearing leggings as pants
>tfw walking to class wearing sunglasses with a qt girl in front of you
>tfw taking an aisle seat so you can watch girls dangle their flats in the next isle over
>tfw missing important information from the lecture because you were thinking of sliding your tongue under this asian girl's arch

[Tim No.6336115]

>>6336096
>tfw a million cute boys at uni, sigh loudly, obviously, and dreamily at all of them until they give you a weird look and then you bat your eyes at them flirtatiously until some asshole on a bike crashes into you
>tfw he's cute too
>tfw it's fall and all the cute boys are in collared shirts and sweaters

I have a crush on every boy.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336122]

>>6336101
Where you are comfortable. Dont base a relation on lies by going clubbing or whatever. Dont do shit you dont like doing. Just do what you want, and one day you will meet someone.

By the way if you just want sex, go clubbing.

[Anonymous No.6336120]

>>6336108

>implying I lift for girls

[Anonymous No.6336123]

http://youtu.be/FomroPMOKvg

[Anonymous No.6336125]

>>6336096

>tfw the rich cute guy I liked was already engaged

[Anonymous No.6336128]

Boys are scary, no thanks

[Anonymous No.6336132]

>>6336128
I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336133]

>>6336120
Haha what, let me guess. Compound lifts to get functional strength. Fatass.

I lift for guys though, gotta admit it.

[Anonymous No.6336143]

>tfw no qt bf to be my first and only
I just want to find a guy who perfectly complements me and spend the rest of my life with him. I've been waiting for this weird fairytale to play out, but I don't know if I'll ever find /him/. It probably sounds pathetic, but I'm steadily losing faith...

[Anonymous No.6336145]

>>6336132
-every male's thoughts at all times

[Anonymous No.6336147]

>>6335451
>limit one per customer

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336148]

>>6336143
How old are you? Because i think you still have all the time to find someone.

[Anonymous No.6336151]

I am Bernd, I come from UK. I have a couple of questions.

1. Are you a girl?
2. Do you want to be my gf?

Please respond

[Anonymous No.6336152]

I just want to know what it's like to kiss a qt boy.

[Anonymous No.6336154]

>>6336151
1. No
2. Yes

[Anonymous No.6336155]

/fit/ here teach me how to gf as one would teach how to dougie

[Anonymous No.6336156]

>>6336151

come on bernd keep that shit to KC

[Anonymous No.6336157]

>tfw get a girlfriend and suddenly everyone is out for my cock

[Anonymous No.6336159]

>>6336151
1. Yes
2. Sure if you like Americans

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336160]

>>6336155
Remove shirt and do the truffle shuffle.

[Anonymous No.6336162]

>>6336152
Like dry leather. Kiss girls instead.

[Anonymous No.6336163]

>tfw 2.5year relationship ends and needs to move on but scared no one will love me like they did and scared to approach anyone.

>captcha: concerned oterniz

[Anonymous No.6336164]

>chances of gf

[Anonymous No.6336167]

>>6336148
18. I have unusual standards because I'm pretty traditional, and it's hard to find a guy who accepts that.

[Anonymous No.6336168]

Where the fuck are you girls in the real world?

[Anonymous No.6336175]

>>6336168
encased in fat

[Anonymous No.6336170]

>>6336152
bags of sand

[Anonymous No.6336172]

>>6336168
Hiding at our computers just like you?

[Anonymous No.6336173]

>>6336168
You probably don't realize that the girls you see in everyday life are just as lonely as you.

[Anonymous No.6336174]

>>6336168
In their basements.

[Anonymous No.6336176]

>>6336168
In my house with all the windows closed and the lights off

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336177]

>>6336167
Haha, you are 18. You still have like, 12 years of being a young adult to go. 12 fucking years. Ofcourse you will find love!

[Anonymous No.6336178]

>>6336173
>the girls you see in everyday life are just as lonely as you.

I don't see how you can be lonely when you have friends and bf, which every girl I see does.

Even the boorish fatasses.

[Anonymous No.6336179]

>>6336173
Any of the ones I've talked to are all very socially adjusted and have fucked more guys than I care to count. Which there's nothing wrong with, but I've yet to actually meet a girl equivalent of a neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.6336180]

ctrl+f "Manchester"
Not found.
bye

[Anonymous No.6336184]

>>6336104
Another invading /fit/izen, hoping these two find love together FUCKING RESPOND BITCH IT'LL BE ADORABLE

no homo

[Anonymous No.6336181]

hi /cgl/, /fit/ here

we will be your qt bfs

>pls respond

[Anonymous No.6336182]

>>6336168
Why are you looking in /cgl/?
/tg/ girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.6336183]

>>6336180
Please be in London

[Anonymous No.6336185]

>>6336173
Apart from the girl I like who gets fucked casually by one of my friends and who knows who else...
jeez the amount of boys she has around her place...

[Anonymous No.6336186]

Do you girls have nice feet?

[Anonymous No.6336187]

>>6336168
avoiding homework and on cgl to make myself feel less alone

[Anonymous No.6336188]

>be nice down to earth 10/10 qt fit male
>all I want is a qt 7/10 who will make my protein shake sometimes and not cheat
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6336189]

What's up guys

>qt bf reporting in

Who's in need?

[Anonymous No.6336190]

H...Hello, nice leather today isn't it?

[Anonymous No.6336191]

>>6336155
Try talking to them.
Archeology is a good opening topic. A lot of women are in that field these days.

[Anonymous No.6336192]

>>6336186
Yeah I lotion them everyday but no qt bf to worship them ;_;

[Anonymous No.6336194]

So since this thread is more /fit/ than /fit/ right now, how about a current body thread?

[Anonymous No.6336195]

>workout, eat, sleep
>no qt3.14 gf
>tfw no gf

pic related, replace minecraft with lifting

[Anonymous No.6336197]

>>6336155
don't wear any shirt to class
watch for girls that ogle you
talk to them afterwards and then fuck

[anonymous No.6336198]

>>6335451

>tfw be obese
>decide had enough, lose 80+ pounds
>look hot as fuark everybody mirin
>tfw live in toronto
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.6336199]

you're all sluts

[Anonymous No.6336200]

>>6336088

This. Lots of us got /fit/ because we were socially awkward.

>tfw no dominant gf

[Anonymous No.6336201]

>tfw you just want to try it with a qt girl before you go full homo

[Anonymous No.6336202]

I am Bernd, from France.

WHY DO YOU GREENTEXT THAT FEEL WHEN
Also you have to write all of it, not just tfw
You 4kanker people have spoil everything nice.
Please, learn to That feel when

t. bernd from KC

[Anonymous No.6336203]

>>6336192
I know it's not real but post pics. Any pics. Let me pretend..

[Anonymous No.6336204]

>>6336107

wait so what stopped you from returning it sooner

[Anonymous No.6336205]

>>6336159

H..Hello. Nice leather today isn't it?

[Anonymous No.6336209]

>>6336192

>tfw no dominant gf

[Anonymous No.6336206]

>>6336190
Y-you too

[Anonymous No.6336207]

[Anonymous No.6336208]

>>6335676
>>tfw asian and like white girls but hardly any white girls like asian guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-02fNL_Us

[Anonymous No.6336210]

HOW TO GET BF
>go to local gym
>look for a lonely or energetic looking guy in the squat rack or doing deadlifts
>most likely wearing a hoodie
>approach
>smile at them (don't be fat while doing this, unless guy is fat, if fat, continue loosing weight)
>if they spaghetti everywhere he's your guy

[Anonymous No.6336212]

>>6336203
Ok. "Imagine" this then.

[Anonymous No.6336214]

>tfw no qt cosplayer gf
>tfw no QT CP GF to rub my feet after a hard day at the gym
>tfw no QTCPGF to scramble my eggs

[Anonymous No.6336215]

could someone please call me and set up a date with me!

I'll be your very best bf forever!

3058157696

call me please!

[Anonymous No.6336218]

>>6336209
Most 4chan girls are dominant, because they learn through camwhore threads that guys will do anything to please them.
Source: me

[Anonymous No.6336219]

>>6336212
99% chance of /soc/ camwhore. If I'm wrong may I be a human footstool evermore.

seriously may i

[Anonymous No.6336220]

>be qt male
>try to make eye contact with girl
>she doesn't respond
>can't tell if not interested or shy
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6336222]

>>6336208
you came to the right place motherfucker

[Anonymous No.6336223]

>>6336199
holy shit dude epic post you just totally owned all those sluts 4 fuckin lyfe

[Anonymous No.6336224]

>>6336194
>>6336188
>>6336184
...why do guys from /fit/ even come here? Shouldn't you lonely bastards be browsing /soc/?

Honestly... /cgl/ is the bottom of the barrel. A bunch of catty fat bitches.

[Anonymous No.6336225]

>>6336218
>Most 4chan girls are dominant

>every /cgl/ sex survey thread talks about how they want to be dominated

[Anonymous No.6336226]

>>6336219
Older pic but it is me...you can believe me or not, doesn't matter to me

[Anonymous No.6336227]

>>6335926
Tell me your secrets for getting past the panda.

[Anonymous No.6336228]

>>6336224
We got linked here. We're lost and can't get home. I wish I was doing squats.

[Anonymous No.6336229]

>>6336225
girls don't know what they want.

[/f-fit/ No.6336233]

>tfw no qt 3.14 /cgl/ gf

[Anonymous No.6336234]

>>6336212
Please be in London.

[Anonymous No.6336235]

Took this a few months ago on the vacation. I really like the natural lighting in this pic

[Anonymous No.6336236]

>>6336227
http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html

[Anonymous No.6336237]

>>6336229
They know they don't want submissive men.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336230]

Wow /fit/, you guys are really pathetic. Also, i am probably fitter then 99% of the /fit/ guys in this thread, teehee.

Oh any ripped dutchmen in that sea of betas? I would like a twink to cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.6336231]

Are you okay with having 2 gfs in the same body? Pic related

[Anonymous No.6336232]

>>6336203

how about thighs

[Anonymous No.6336238]

>>6336232
Fuck thighs

Dat instep

[Anonymous No.6336239]

>>6336230
Pics
No homo

[Anonymous No.6336243]

>>6336237

no man is submissive. they are lesbians.

[Anonymous No.6336245]

>>6336214

I want a qtcpgf

[Anonymous No.6336241]

>>6336234
Sorry mate. I'm across the pond, it's 6.5 bong here

[Anonymous No.6336242]

>>6336224

My feet hurt and the music us too loud.
And my parents aren't picking me up until 10.

[Anonymous No.6336246]

>>6336231
yes please

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336247]

Maybe you should leave the house and talk to boys.

>btw I'm a boy

[Anonymous No.6336248]

>>6336235
dat shoop.

[Anonymous No.6336250]

>>6336238

[Anonymous No.6336251]

>>6336218

But 4chan girls don't exist irl. They're on their computers all day like us, except we lift.

[ei666shii !otnRSDkuZA No.6336254]

>>6336237
I want submissive men...

[Anonymous No.6336255]

>>6336185
what do you call a girl like this btw? Should I bother?

[Anonymous No.6336256]

>tfw no seagull qt3.14 in San Antonio

[Anonymous No.6336258]

>>6336247

Hey look even Olysnob is here. It's a party now.

>tfw tiny will never join this thread

[Anonymous No.6336259]

>that feel when you're literally lifting right now
>that feel when you have a weightlifting that feel when no gf boner
>that feel when its existential ennui is strengthened by the feels of this thread
>that feel when no qt/cgl/gf to pee in your mouth

[Anonymous No.6336266]

>>6336195
>>6336195
oh god that image

>raised by single dad
>every day when I got in car after school he would ask me about my 'gal pals'
>I had no friends at all
>I tell him this
>'you'll have friends to talk about girlstuff with one day, anon'
>it's been ten years
>he still calls me up and asks
>still no friends
>'Yeah dad, we're going to go see a movie on Friday'
>'I'm so proud of you, anon, I knew you could do it'

[Anonymous No.6336260]

>tfw no qt korean bf to call oppa ;-;

[Anonymous No.6336261]

>>6336255
A girl with a lot of guy friends isn't girlfriend material. Probably a good fuck though.

[Anonymous No.6336263]

>>6336238

[Anonymous No.6336264]

>>6336251
I masturbate instead of lift. Full cardio if you get REALLY in to it. Best exercise.

[Anonymous No.6336265]

>>6336247
>tfw girls will never be impressed by your c&j lifts

[Anonymous No.6336267]

I'm a boy btw

[Anonymous No.6336269]

/fit/'s here! I want a qt3.1415926 /seagull/, any of ya'll in Texas?

Side benefits beyond me being fit, I also want to cosplay, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.6336270]

>>6336263
Post cock & feet

[Anonymous No.6336271]

>>6336254

>tfw dominant girls are the most shy and introverted ones spending their nights on 4chan

[Anonymous No.6336276]

>>6336225
Girls only pretend they enjoy acting dominate because they feel pressured by whiny betas who don't want to put in an effort...I only pretended to enjoy being dominate for the sake of my previous boyfriends. So I wouldn't have to listen to them whine and complain how girls never take the initiative ect. ect.

Mind you the female gender has been submissive to males for a majority of our history. Can you really blame us for enjoying the only role we were designed to fall into?

I'm tired of being ashamed of what I genuinely enjoy...

[Anonymous No.6336277]

>>6336266
That's actually really fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.6336278]

Am I /fit/ enough? I lift sometimes :|

[Anonymous No.6336280]

>>6335609
>The good looking guys are either gay or only looking for one night stands.
>generalizing an entire board
>"why am I alone?"

Idiot.

[Anonymous No.6336281]

>>6336278
You're not fit at all. Female equivalent of skinnyfat.

[Anonymous No.6336282]

any qt boys in minnesota?

[Anonymous No.6336283]

>>6336278
Your boobs look like that fucking John Cougar Mellencamp song where life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone

Just let them go, man. They're tired.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336286]

>>6336239
http://images.4chan.org/cgl/src/1350685087429.jpg

Already posted my image, cant repost.

[Anonymous No.6336287]

>>6336278
we need to actually see your body to judge.

off with the shirt

[Anonymous No.6336292]

>>6336266
>mfw i talk to my dad every now and then about football and what's happening with him and where he is staying
>things like doing your dad proud never cross my mind
>mfw only excitement in life is my mother making incredible brownies
>feels fucking awful

[Anonymous No.6336293]

>>6336266
>>6336195
Welp, time to hit the wine

[Anonymous No.6336294]

>>6336278

You're not /fit/, but girls don't need to be /fit/. Just not fat.

[Anonymous No.6336289]

>tfw 10-12% bodyfat
>tfw gyno
>tfw nogf

[Anonymous No.6336290]

>>6336278
That gap

[Anonymous No.6336291]

>>6336286
Jesus Christ, could you have taken a worse picture?

[ei666shii !otnRSDkuZA No.6336295]

>>6336271
>tfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.6336298]

>>6336278
**wraps arms around nearest tree, bracing for the massive wall of /fit/ spaghetti and "4/10 WNB"**

[Anonymous No.6336303]

>>6336266

So wait, you mean to tell me you had a dad that was involved in your life, and you're still socially awkward?

You're much stranger than the socially awkward guys raised by single moms... pls kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6336305]

Men scare me, so to be in a relationship with one, I'd HAVE to dominate one...does that make sense?

[Anonymous No.6336306]

>be qt bf material
>be in library
>see qt girl sitting next to me
>she gets up to go to the bathroom or something
>place a note on her desk saying "you're super cute"
>when she gets back she puts it to the side and goes back to work
>mfw
>eventually I leave and as I get out of the door she looks at me like p-lease, d-don't go

You ladies need to fucking grow a pair. Fuck. All you have to do is say thanks and we could have made sweet love then and there

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336307]

>>6336265

>tfw nobody will be

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336310]

>>6336291
Is that a challenge?

[Anonymous No.6336311]

>>6336305
Dyke

[Anonymous No.6336312]

>>6336278
>>6336298
So where do you live? If it's close we could gave some lunch sometime.

[Anonymous No.6336313]

>>6336305
No, because women don't want, and can't be, dominate.

[Anonymous No.6336314]

>>6336310
It wasn't, but now it is

[Anonymous No.6336316]

>finally hit 3 plate deadlift
>women probably think it's a cooking feat or something
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6336318]

>>6336289

Is that Zyzz cosplaying as Jafar?

[Anonymous No.6336319]

Does /cgl/ like guys who shave their legs?

[Anonymous No.6336320]

>>6336305

>please be in Canada

[Anonymous No.6336322]

>>6336316
>tfw just need to make one more rep on my last set of 3plate deadlifts before I add another 10lbs

[Norteño Master Race !GLv2aKDMo. No.6336324]

>tfw I thought cgl was full of qt 3.14 waifu material girls

[Anonymous No.6336326]

>>6336319
Yes, but without a face to associate them with there is absolutely no point.

[Anonymous No.6336328]

>>6336312
Nowheresville, Minnesota
>>6336320
I can hop in a canoe and be there in a few hours, does that count?

[Anonymous No.6336329]

>>6336319
Yeah, but the nail painting is a little creepy

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336337]

>>6336314
Too lazy. Fuck you and your shitty /fit/. You guys know nothing about fitness.

[Anonymous No.6336338]

>>6336316
>implying /cgl/ whores can cook

[Anonymous No.6336332]

I did not know girls had these feels. I've always been under the assumption that a girl could go to any party and get laid 100% of the time granted they weren't fucking hideous. Even if they were I could still see it happening.

[Anonymous No.6336333]

TEXAS here, be my qt 3.14gf

[Anonymous No.6336334]

>>6336319
If I wanted smooth legs, I'd just feel myself up.

[Anonymous No.6336336]

women think they dominate but if they tried anything funny there would a good amount of putting in their place. i'd still take a strapon in the arse though, just to get dat prostate orgasm.

[Anonymous No.6336339]

>>6336261
She knows I'm a kissless virgin who's never had a gf and is probably put off by it.
Strawberry feels forever.

[Anonymous No.6336340]

>>6336263
You're gross. Way too bulky.

[Anonymous No.6336341]

>>6336292
I just want to make him happy, you know? He gave up his eternal bachelor life for me, and I just want him to know I'm not a fuck-up.

>but I am

[Anonymous No.6336342]

>>6336333
is it true that everything is bigger in texas?

[Anonymous No.6336344]

>>6336328
Bummer, way too far north from me.

[Anonymous No.6336345]

>>6336328

S-sure. A-Are you the dominant girl??

[Anonymous No.6336348]

>>6336332
They can. These women are "lonely" because their bf is away.

[Anonymous No.6336349]

>>6336195

Oh god I want to be your friend

[Anonymous No.6336350]

>>6336337
It's really just a gateway board to /hm/

[Anonymous No.6336352]

>>6336334

What if it's not just legs?

[Anonymous No.6336354]

>>6336336

Shut up. Dominant girls are absolutely perfect and we need more. DYEL? Huh? gb2me when you squat 3 plate.

[Anonymous No.6336355]

>>6336345
You bet I am.

[Anonymous No.6336359]

>>6336342
Steaks are 'bigger' therefore so are the people. That's about it.

[Anonymous No.6336357]

>>6336324
Let's be honest, we all know /a/ males are the best waifu material.

[Anonymous No.6336360]

>>6336307

It's ok, I love you Olysnob

[Anonymous No.6336361]

>>6336359
Nice answer poindexter

[Anonymous No.6336362]

>>6336357

/a/ wouldn't want a 3D waifu

[Anonymous No.6336363]

>>6336337
>implying you even squat
>implying you're not taking that picture from far away so no one sees your curlbro physique.

[Anonymous No.6336364]

>>6336336
Actually it's true. Whenever I even ATTEMPT to be dominate or sexually aggressive the guy wants to let me know he's stronger than me and proceeds to pin me underneath him. Or at least wrestle me into submission (playfully of course). It's not that I don't enjoy it. But when I TRY to act dominate they wont let me.

[Anonymous No.6336366]

Be happy with yourself and stop being psychologically co-dependent on someone else to fulfil your happiness. Be confident in the things you do, have some fucking self respect. Expect yourself to be right, feel no shame and feel entitled to the better things in life. The amenities will come if you're aren't such a self pitying basement dwelling fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.6336367]

>tfw 275 bench, 445 deadlift, 355 squat and no gf

why me

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336368]

Are there any asians on here, anyway? Male or female, it doesn't really matter. If so, want to be friends?

[Anonymous No.6336369]

>>6336278
those legs have potential

please squat

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336370]

>>6336350
Seriously though, take this advice. Dont take the advice of /fit/.

For example, You dont lose muscle on a cut. You gain muscle by doing intense lifting for HOURS. To gain muscle, you need to eat with mighty surplusses. Also, Rice and Chicken. Fuck Oats. Seriously. Havent visited your shitty board in years and i am still buff as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6336371]

>>6336336
It's hard to be dominant when you're not even 5 feet and no muscle ;_;

[Anonymous No.6336372]

>>6336354

i run mate, i run for the wind and for the mind. i don't like muscle hypertrophy on my self, it scares me kinda.

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336373]

SOMEBODY ORDER SOME AWC?

[Anonymous No.6336374]

>>6336362
I know, I'm just saying they are waifu material themselves.

[Anonymous No.6336375]

>tfw when wealthy, attractive, nerdy, cosplay and are /fit/
>tfw guys only want to get in my pants (well, want me in there's because dat power top...no homo )
>tfw no cuddles and morning kisses for me

[Anonymous No.6336377]

>>6336364

No. Please. Stay dominant. I won't fight I swear.

[Anonymous No.6336378]

>>6336364
Because everyone knows women can only dominate if the man lets them.

[Anonymous No.6336379]

>>6336344
Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight

btw I have penis

[Anonymous No.6336381]

>>6336342

6'1", 8inches, 5 inches girth

[Anonymous No.6336382]

>>6336364
TRY HARDER!

[Anonymous No.6336383]

>>6336370
I don't want your advice brah. But I know enough to not go to /fit/ for advice. Also, lifting for hours? Surely you don't mean hours in one workout or buddy I have some news for you...

[Anonymous No.6336384]

>>6336368
Filipino guy reporting if you want to count it as asian...granted, i look more asian than islander so thats a plus

[Anonymous No.6336385]

What does /fit/ think about lip gloss? Hot, or shameless whore tier?

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336386]

So anyone in Texas? Seaking archaeology majors.

[Anonymous No.6336391]

>>6336387
you're kidding. it's the stuff you put on lips to make them soft and Oh So Kissable

[Anonymous No.6336392]

>>6336385
I'm in the "no makeup" camp

[Anonymous No.6336387]

>>6336385
What the fuck is lip gloss?

[Anonymous No.6336388]

>>6336371

No we need dominant gfs. Just get your bf a chastity belt. He'll do anything. Please respond

[Anonymous No.6336389]

>>6335600
Great job categorizing a large amount of males who want to look good into a stereotype

[Anonymous No.6336394]

>>6336391
Wait, what's lipstick then?

[Anonymous No.6336395]

>>6336340

[Anonymous No.6336400]

/cgl/ pls

[Anonymous No.6336401]

>>6336341
yeah mate, i think a lot of my failure in life to be aggresive and a go getter is that I don't take the piss with my mum and thus i do all the housework which makes me feel fulfilled and not bothered to get a job. it's bad.

[Anonymous No.6336402]

>>6336394

It's for color, not texture like gloss

[Anonymous No.6336403]

>tfw all of your friends have already boyfriends except of you.

[Anonymous No.6336404]

>>6336341
Stop it, anon.

[Anonymous No.6336397]

>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.6336398]

>>6336375
>implying you even lift
>implying your a girl
>implying you dont want to steal my protein

[Anonymous No.6336405]

>>6336394
Similar, but with pinks and reds and stuff. Lip gloss is usually clear, to make them look softer.

[Anonymous No.6336406]

>>6336370
Talk da talk, walk da walk

show me a pic

[Anonymous No.6336407]

>>6336391


I wear chocolate flavoured lip balm and bitches love it. I'm a guy btw

[Anonymous No.6336408]

Suprisingly enough, this is the fastest /cgl/ thread I've ever been in

[Anonymous No.6336409]

>>6336385
Is it conducive to gains? This is such an aspie board lol why did I come here seeing one thread is already too much.

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336410]

>>6336205
OH god, I lold

[Anonymous No.6336411]

>>6336395

>implying you're female

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336412]

>>6336383
Haha. A serious workout takes hours. Just look up some pro bodybuilder workouts.

[Anonymous No.6336413]

>>6336377
I'm not saying I'm dominate 24/7. But I do get into my moods.
>2012
>people still think there was only two roles in a relationship

>>6336378
Then men shouldn't complain. I try to be dominate and they fight back... what, should I start working out so I can properly molest my boyfriends?

[Anonymous No.6336415]

>>6336402
>>6336405
How much fucking shit do you paint your face with every day? Jesus.

[Anonymous No.6336416]

>>6336355

>tfw you want to add the dominant girl on facebook or something
>tfw you just checked on a map and realized it would never work out if I'm from ontario
>tfw you will never find a dominant gf

[Anonymous No.6336418]

>>6336408
It's a /fit/ thread now

[Anonymous No.6336419]

>>6336395
jeff pls go

[Anonymous No.6336422]

>>6336385
I don't care.
I really don't.

[Anonymous No.6336423]

>>6336386
Texan history major here

Do you have a manuscript for me to examine?

[Anonymous No.6336424]

>>6336412
Those guys are on roids, of course their body can recover and build muscle faster. Natty workouts are 1.5 hours max.

[Anonymous No.6336425]

>>6336194
>tfw want a gf but accidentally bulked up 35lbs in 3months and now so insecure about myself that i would never remove my shirt in front of woman until i get down to about 10%bf

all i want is a cute, nice, friendly, virgin, non-cheating gf who laughs at my jokes and enjoys making me happy

[Anonymous No.6336427]

>mfw male and dominant

I feel sorry for guys born as subs.

[Anonymous No.6336428]

>>6336387
Its like messy, tacky, sticky chapstick. You can often find prostitots applying it.

[Anonymous No.6336429]

>>6336416
But Ontario is right next to Minnesota anon, we're neighbors! But I don't really use facebook, just steam and >tumblr

[Anonymous No.6336431]

>>6336413

Just get your bf a chastity belt. He'll do anything.,

[Anonymous No.6336434]

>>6336371
you can try and fuck me in the ass if you want, i wont even charge you

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336438]

>>6336384

That's fine with me, Filipino's seem to get a lot of hate when /fit/ has Asian rating threads, not sure why though, they seem hella cute to me.

Email me or something brah, but I'm going to bed now because I live in England and I got TRAINING in the morning.

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336439]

>>6336423
I'll scribble something down in chocolate syrup...sugar free. You in?

[Anonymous No.6336440]

> no /cgl/ girls in Birmingham

I hate England.

[Anonymous No.6336441]

>>6336427
>not switch master race
>not playing vidya with your qtgf and wagering who has to be whose slave for the weekend on matches

[Anonymous No.6336442]

How do I get my bf to put on a chastity belt though? I can't promise him sex, that kind of defeats the purpose...

[Anonymous No.6336445]

>>6336425
Contributing

[Anonymous No.6336447]

>>6336419
hahahahah

[Anonymous No.6336448]

>>6336403
>tfw your 15 year old coworker tells you you'll get a bofriend 'some day' and makes jokes about you being sexually deprived and generally a loser

[Anonymous No.6336451]

>tfw /fit/ should totally hang out with /cgl/

[Anonymous No.6336452]

>>6336448
I'll be your bf

[Anonymous No.6336453]

>mfw- hate tripfags on cgl
>mfw- still want to jump one or two of their bones.

>mfw- /cgl/: first world problems.

[Anonymous No.6336455]

>>6336395
5/10. That's the best I can do. I suggest investing in a gym membership and toning up. You look literally no ass. Literally

[Anonymous No.6336456]

>>6336442

Tell him it'll spice things up.

[Anonymous No.6336457]

this thread, but replace anon and tumblr with /fit/ and /cgl/

[Anonymous No.6336458]

>>6336407
I switched back to chapstick because I had the one you had...It felt like I was rubbing a lotion cream cheese mix....weird.
What brand was yours because mine was Hershey's....

I guess their goal was a mouth full of chocolate?

[Anonymous No.6336459]

Where's PyramidHead when you need her

[Anonymous No.6336460]

>>6336278
No. You don't lift at all.
You need to go to the gym at least 3 times a week every week for months. Then come back and post a pic and ask if you look even presentable.

[Anonymous No.6336461]

>>6336412
>hours
Stop talking out of your ass. A decent hypertrophy workout consists of 12-16 sets and that is not going to take you any more than 2 hours at max.

[Anonymous No.6336462]

>>6336451
Why would /fit/ want fat or catty bitches? You are better off going outside and talking to real women. People on the internet generally have personality disorders. Case and point: /soc/

[Anonymous No.6336464]

>>6336455

>toning

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336465]

>>6336451
There's enough chocolate syrup to go around.

[Anonymous No.6336466]

am i the only one who feels like this thread has turned into /r9k/ for females

[Anonymous No.6336467]

>>6336259

>that feel when no qt/cgl/gf to pee in your mouth

my sides

[Anonymous No.6336468]

>tfw 74 pounds and only eat a rice cake every other day

h-how do i get /fit/? female btw

[Anonymous No.6336471]

>>6336459
Haven't seen him in a while

[Anonymous No.6336474]

>>6336438
Nigga you gay? Didn't realize this until now.

[Anonymous No.6336475]

looking for girl to do my dailies and shit, watch me raid, give me mid raid conversation and to cuddle before bed, london

[Anonymous No.6336476]

>>6336372

That's right shut up faggot. You don't even lift. Dominant women are GOAT-tier and you can't even squat LOL.

[Anonymous No.6336477]

>>6336468
SS+GOMAD

[Anonymous No.6336478]

>>6336364
You're challenging us, we can't let that go unanswered. You'd be better off finding a nice beta hovering around the alpha guy, shouldn't be hard if the alpha doesn't pull you in before you seduce the beta

[Anonymous No.6336479]

>>6336182
>/tg/
You mean /v/ girls.

[Anonymous No.6336480]

>>6336462
>implying /cgl/ isn't the ED board

[Anonymous No.6336481]

>>6336457

I'd never get a Tumblr... too many "body positivity" blogs

[Anonymous No.6336482]

>>6336425
>>6336445
>posting a shirtless pic of yourself on some cosplay blackhole full off fatties and skinnyfat girls on an anime themed imageboard on a Sunday night in the hope of getting a gf

You need to have a serious word with yourself lad

[Anonymous No.6336483]

THAT "FEEL" WHEN THE NEW WORLD ORDER WANT TO KILL YOU AND END FREEDOM

[Anonymous No.6336484]

>>6336475
Hi, girl here, 13070 achievement points, been doing every single daily since launch. Guild is working on 6/8 MSV. I'll take good care of you.

[Anonymous No.6336485]

>>6336306
you're fucking beta mane

[Anonymous No.6336486]

>>6336395
You're clearly a dude

[Anonymous No.6336487]

>>6336465

Texas bro, what city are you in?

[Anonymous No.6336488]

>>6336482
More like trying to get a fitness thread going. Sure as hell isn't happening on /fit/.

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336490]

>>6336474

No, I'm not gay. I have a beautiful Vietnamese girlfriend. I just really, really, really find myself wanting to befriend any and every asian I meet.

[Anonymous No.6336491]

>>6336480
>Erectile Dysfunction board

Seems about right lel

[Anonymous No.6336492]

>>6336468
Read the fucking sticky.

[Anonymous No.6336493]

>>6336468
start drinking raw egg smoothies so you don't run out of energy and die. 1000g of protein per day. jesus christ

[Anonymous No.6336494]

>>6336429

My steam is in the email field. Let me check if I still remember my password.

>please respond

[Anonymous No.6336496]

>>6336482
>some cosplay blackhole full off fatties and skinnyfat girls
well /fit/ is a blackhole full of fatties and skinnyfats too but they're all dudes. this is a step up

[None !!uKxoWHArWfn No.6336498]

who /sp/ here?

[Anonymous No.6336499]

>tfw handsome, well-dressed young man
>everyone likes me
>I haven't touched a girl in years because I'm terrified of one night stands
>no qt3.14 gf because 2much emotional baggage/end up hurting her
>I gave up on friends and going out because no lust for life

fuck this gay earth

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336500]

Everyone fly to the North Pole, should be a good center for meeting. I'll be there one covered in grape jam.

[Anonymous No.6336501]

>>6336468

Eat either a chicken breast or salmon filet every day, plus a niggerload of veggies, like 3 cups

[Anonymous No.6336502]

>>6336480
The fuck does ED even stand for?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336504]

>>6336424
My body says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.6336505]

honolulu

>plz respond

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336507]

>>6336502
Epileptic Dickosaurus

[Anonymous No.6336508]

>>6336504
Haha, good show man. But seriously, where's a real pic.

[Anonymous No.6336509]

>>6336395
>shoes on bed
>implying you have any class

4/10 would not gf

[Anonymous No.6336512]

>>6336504
>puts shirt on

CURL

BRO

CURL

BRO

[Anonymous No.6336513]

>>6336498
>inviting /sp/

[Anonymous No.6336514]

>>6336476

ok, i have bigger quads and calves than most of the people who worked out when i was at uni, they all thought I played rugby and I hate the sport, I'm telling you now, I've never squatted and my legs look bigger than 75% of fit, not a fattass either. go do one :D

>you mad because you lack the power of deception

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336516]

>>6336487
Denton.

[Anonymous No.6336518]

>>6336490

>Vietnamese

Gross, you picked the white trash race of Asia, brah

[Anonymous No.6336519]

Anyone in South Florida?

:3

[Anonymous No.6336522]

>>6336519
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[Anonymous No.6336524]

>>6336499
>afraid of one night stands
That feel...
I won't put my dick in something if I didn't mean it ;~;

[Anonymous No.6336525]

>>6336490
Oh. Well, in that case, good luck with that.

>tfw i'm also filipino but don't feel asian enough to email

[Anonymous No.6336527]

>>6336490

Youre a pretty awesome guy Olyslob
>its the filipino guy btw

[Anonymous No.6336528]

>mfw most guys in this thread could snap me in half
It's not a pleasant feeling

[None !!uKxoWHArWfn No.6336529]

>>6336513
>not browsing the best board on 4chan
get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.6336530]

/CGL/ would you date me?

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336541]

>>6336530
Why do you need a girl? You have enough gyno to keep you occupied.

[Anonymous No.6336542]

>>6336528
you a girl? if so thats hot. i get so fucking hard when i think about tossing a 100lbs little girl around

[Anonymous No.6336543]

>>6336484

is that even real? (please be real)

server? eu? character name?

[Anonymous No.6336532]

>>6336482
it was more a thought of sharing my feels than getting a gf.. if someone here is from northern sweden i might gf that girl but what are the chances of that nearly 02.00 on a sunday night on this board

[Anonymous No.6336533]

>tfw you are 16 and you never kissed no one, but not because you are ugly, just because you are scared.

[Anonymous No.6336534]

>>6336529
Doesn't work for us non-Americans.

[Anonymous No.6336538]

This thread just makes me think we should organize meet ups with /cgl/, /fit/, /v/ and /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.6336547]

>>6336538
Just go to anime conventions and you'll meet us. Unless you're scared of anime?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336548]

>>6336528
Then again, most would protect you to death.

[Anonymous No.6336549]

>>6336528
That fucking feel. I want to be dominated, but I'm barely 5' and I weigh like 90 lbs.

pls be gentle /fit/

[Anonymous No.6336550]

>>6336484
6x gladiator here, fuck raiding. wanna take a ride on my drakes?

[Anonymous No.6336551]

This horny ass threads theme song, you kids be safe now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ZWW3RvZt0

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336552]

>>6336527

Thanks.

>>6336525

Please be my friend. :(

>>6336518

I didn't pick shit, she was training (for the London Games awh yeah) at my gym and we HIT IT OFF M8. She probably outlifts u brah.

[Anonymous No.6336555]

>>6336457
over100002011001hrs in paint

[Anonymous No.6336557]

>>6336533
Isn't that what spin the bottle and 7 minutes in heaven was about....

Allowed you to be terrified while trying something new....

[Anonymous No.6336558]

>>6336478
>implying I even want to attract/seduce beta faggots
I am merely commenting that I do make an effort to dominate. But they act offended if I mention anal play of any sort... with me topping. And of course what I mentioned previously.

[None !!uKxoWHArWfn No.6336559]

>>6336534
but there are divegrass threads every day

[shane !!ncwQa7tyTCl No.6336560]

Sorry /cgl/ you will never have me. My standards are too high.

[Anonymous No.6336562]

>>6336528
>mfw swole as fuck
>mfw 5'2" 110lb girlfriend domming me
>mfw muscles taut and chest jutting out, on my knees, arms bound to my ankles
>mfw knowing I could snap a girl in half but letting her slap me in the face and force my face into her pussy

[Anonymous No.6336563]

>>6336549
o-okay...

[Anonymous No.6336564]

>>6336547

Unless you're a 8-10/10 (perhaps a 7), you have no chance btw.

[Anonymous No.6336565]

>>6336504
it's like you think creatine and $60 worth of unproven supplements are different from banned PEDs

[james !HaXPZ5I86Q No.6336566]

sup /cgl/ i'll be your qt3.14 azn bf

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336567]

>>6336547
Im going to a Halloween cosplay meeting in Utrecht, Holland. Then again i seek no seagulls.

[Anonymous No.6336568]

>>6336560
Fuck yeah, Shane's here. I think we have all of /fit/ now.

[Anonymous No.6336569]

>>6336549
i would gently dominate you

[Anonymous No.6336570]

>>6336528

maybe if you didn't associate yourself with a 5 foot nothing arabic cartoon character you wouldn't have that mind set. learn a martial art retard.

[Anonymous No.6336571]

>tfw I was a sociable person
>tfw my bf left me over 3 years ago
>tfw I loved him so much I could not get over it
>tfw I became depressed and socially insecure
>tfw I discovered 4chan by then
>tfw all my friends left me because they could not deal with me anymore and I'm all alone now
>tfw I'm over him now, but too socially awkward to go outside and talk to people, so instead lurking on 4chan all day
>tfw I'm going to die alone

[Anonymous No.6336572]

>>6336547
How hard is it to pick up a girl at a con?

[Anonymous No.6336574]

>>6336532

I'm in northern Sweden!

[Anonymous No.6336576]

>>6336180
Manchester...ish. but i be a guy =/

[Kilgore Trout !!o5wbYlHqQ8F No.6336577]

>>6336572
"how hard is it to breathe"

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336578]

>>6336547
and be bored out of my mind? No, fuck that, how about you g-go to a g-gym convention?

[Anonymous No.6336579]

>>6336549
i'm 5'6 so it'll be alright
>tfw manlet

[Anonymous No.6336580]

>>6336386
y-yes. What part?

[Anonymous No.6336581]

>>6336557

No such games in my country, sorry.

[Anonymous No.6336583]

>>6336574

asl?

[None !!uKxoWHArWfn No.6336584]

>>6336577
pls go kilgore

[Anonymous No.6336586]

>>6336504
Nice picture of your tiny arm. I conclude based on this that you're completely exaggerating and are clueless about fitness (as evidenced by the fact that you think /fit/ gives bad advice).

[Anonymous No.6336587]

>>6336518

>Vietnamese
>trash of Asia

lol, Flips are the dark skinned niggers of white Asia.

[Kilgore Trout !!o5wbYlHqQ8F No.6336588]

>>6336584
no

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336590]

>>6336549
I'm about as gentle as a jackhammer with a dragon dildo on the end of it. You're fucked.

[Anonymous No.6336591]

>>6336568
i just wish lightingbrah was here to share his aesthetics with us..

he is so fucking handsome.. easily the most aesthetic man both face and body of his generation

[Anonymous No.6336592]

>been in this thread for an hour
>realize I still have 880kcal to eat
What do /fit/?

[Anonymous No.6336593]

>tfw onew will never be ur bf

[shane !!ncwQa7tyTCl No.6336594]

>>6336560

>tfw /cgl/ will never have /fit/ bf like me

sorry nerds

[Anonymous No.6336595]

>>6336552
Once you said you were cool with flips unlike 70% of /fit
>you got a friend in me

[None !!uKxoWHArWfn No.6336597]

>>6336588
o-okay.....

[Anonymous No.6336598]

dis feel thread is entry level.

you should all come over to /sp/ sometime if you want to see some advanced feels.

we're pushing the boundaries of what is possible.

[Anonymous No.6336599]

>>6336591
Isn't he a manlet?

[Anonymous No.6336600]

>>6336549
5'5 guy. Strong for my size, though

I'll dominate you until you hug me at night when we sleep with tears in your eyes both from pain and happiness

[Anonymous No.6336603]

>>6336550
>pvp
dropped

[Anonymous No.6336604]

>>6336547

A meet-up would be simpler. People have been bitching about no bf / gf forever but never fucking do anything about it. If things are ever going to work out for everyone this is the easiest way.

[Anonymous No.6336605]

>>6336568

Somebody get on the horn with Scooby, Gingermod, and mootles

[Scooby1961 !Rmo7zLe3Es No.6336607]

What's going on in here?

[Kilgore Trout !!o5wbYlHqQ8F No.6336610]

anyone in florida

please respond

i have a penis

[Anonymous No.6336611]

Come to bed, /fit/~

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336612]

>>6336572
Why would you go to a con just to pick up a girl? I go there for the atmosphere and fun, not girls.

[Anonymous No.6336613]

>>6336599
5'7"

like me

[Anonymous No.6336614]

>>6336579
5'6 bro here to keep up the hard work.

[Anonymous No.6336615]

>>6336605
I'll get Ennui. I've been hiding under his floorboards for weeks now.

[Kilgore Trout !!o5wbYlHqQ8F No.6336617]

>>6336607
gooby pls

[Anonymous No.6336618]

>>6336592
go have a protein shake with milk and oil

[Anonymous No.6336620]

>>6335508
I know that feel. I just wan't a girl to be with. Sex is great but its not what Im always thinking about.

[Anonymous No.6336623]

>>6336598
/sp/ hasn't even achieved trans-meta-shitposting yet, or even meta-masturbation.

Step up your game, /sp/.

[Anonymous No.6336624]

>>6336594
>try to troll
>nobody rustled
>try again
good for you i like that persistence

[Anonymous No.6336625]

>>6336610
see>>6336519
and >>6336215

[Anonymous No.6336626]

>>6336572
Dress up right and they'll have RP sex with you.

[Anonymous No.6336627]

>>6336610
Do you live in Central Florida? Namely Orlando?

I have lolita to wear but no one to look presentable for... sad.

[Anonymous No.6336629]

>>6336484
where the fuck are you then? i ain't a bastard you are just taking your time.

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6336631]

Goodnight pretty girls, pretty boys, and everything else.

I love you all.

[Anonymous No.6336632]

>>6336429
>>6336494

Okay I'm logged in and remembered my password.

>please respond I have a intermediate squat and deadlift and I like to be dominated

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336634]

So....when's the orgy?

[Anonymous No.6336635]

>fantasise about meeting future gf
>tfw it's already a fantasy and won't come true
My mind is my best friend and worst enemy... Nice to dream though...

[Kilgore Trout !!o5wbYlHqQ8F No.6336636]

>>6336627
n-no, panama city beach. aesthetics capital of florida

[Anonymous No.6336642]

I get honestly surprised by the number of cute asian girls in conventions that do not date. Being a man, I know they could date most men that attend conventions so I believe it is a failure of their part for not approaching men.

[Anonymous No.6336644]

>>6336575
srsly fuck paint

[Anonymous No.6336648]

>tfw you missed out on all the highschool girls and now you will never experience it

[Anonymous No.6336650]

>>6336605
>>6336607

Ask and ye shall recieve!

Scooby, do you want a qt cosplaying gf?

[Anonymous No.6336652]

>>6336276
>I'm tired of being ashamed of what I genuinely enjoy

Don't be. Now get on your knees

>please respond

[Anonymous No.6336653]

>>6336636
So close yet so far...Oh well, good luck matey!

[Anonymous No.6336654]

/fit/zen here, who's gonna be my gf

[Anonymous No.6336655]

bro confirmed for kissless permavirgin

pic related, it's you

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336657]

>>6336586
At least i dont invade an imageboard looking for a GF.

Fuck, you guys are pathetic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6336658]

>>6336648
Oh my god Rebecca is that you?!

[Anonymous No.6336664]

>>6336574
where in northern sweden? are you a girl? how much do you weigh and how tall are you?

>please respond
>please
>please....

[Anonymous No.6336665]

>>6336657
It's a joke, twigarms.

[Scooby1961 !Rmo7zLe3Es No.6336666]

>>6336650
Oh I think I'll just stick to these doubles.

[Anonymous No.6336671]

you don't want us, you want Jessica Nigri...

[Kilgore Trout !!o5wbYlHqQ8F No.6336672]

>>6336666

[Anonymous No.6336673]

jus droppin by this thread to say to all the guys who came here from /fit/

> you're all gay as fuck and never come back to /fit/ fucking phaggots

[Anonymous No.6336674]

>>6336666
Oh Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.6336676]

>>6336666
no

[Dr.Acula !!d9XcBGbhSiC No.6336677]

>>6336650
You should some day memorize his trip.

[Anonymous No.6336679]

>>6336666
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6336680]

>>6336666
Thread's over. Clean up and move out

[Anonymous No.6336681]

>>6336276

nobody said you should be ashamed of it, you are a slut and that's that.

[Anonymous No.6336682]

>tfw 4chen is too anglocentric and you'd never find someone in your country.

[spoiler]Anyway, Mexico City, guy, looking for girl[spoiler]

[Anonymous No.6336683]

Any Australian girls who are willing to get to know a socially awkward gamer/anime fan?

[Anonymous No.6336684]

>>6336666

>implying actually scooby's tripcode

[Anonymous No.6336685]

>>6336648
>tfw you went to an all girls school and now you have no fucking idea how to interact with guys

[Anonymous No.6336687]

>>6336634

We'd need to organize a con to make this happen...

The /seagulls/ can be anime bitches, and /fit/ can go as Bane, Batman, and Conan. Also... Major Armstrong!

[Anonymous No.6336688]

>implying i want a gf
>implying she won't just distract me from lifting
>implying she won't just give me a massage when i'm sore
>implying i won't cuddle her at night
>implying i'm not soul crushingly lonely
>tfwnogf

[Anonymous No.6336689]

>>6336680
About time someone ended this. 540 posts.

[Anonymous No.6336691]

>>6336673
>mfw I am a gf-less /co/mrade

[Anonymous No.6336692]

>>6336603
can't argue with that, I'm dropping WoW when my annual pass is up in November. game sux

[Anonymous No.6336693]

>>6336677
shh. did you find a qt 3.14 gf yet?

[Anonymous No.6336694]

>>6336657
>embarrassed by the fact that he isn't /fit/
>resorts to namecalling

I bet you're the sort of guy who curls at the squat rack. You fucking disgust me.

[Anonymous No.6336695]

So, no one from latin america uh.. ?

[Anonymous No.6336697]

>>6336666
>it even has a doubles watermark

[Anonymous No.6336698]

>>6336685
Persona_5_monster_design

[Anonymous No.6336699]

>>6336691
>mfw I'm from /o/

[Anonymous No.6336700]

sup /cgl/, /fa/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.6336701]

>tfw no gf to skateboard with me

[Anonymous No.6336702]

>>6336504
you are delusional as fuck ahahhaa

sincerely,

/fit/

[Anonymous No.6336703]

any BR no bf girl looking for a /fit/ dick?

>inb4 heuheuheuheu

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336704]

>>6336673
NO FUCK YOU DONT MAKE THEM STAY HERE.

[Anonymous No.6336705]

>>6336704
At least we lift

[Anonymous No.6336706]

>tfw /cgl/ is a dirty whore who cheats on you with /fit/
>tfw /fit/ is only doing it to piss you off because you didn't want to do buttstuff together

[Anonymous No.6336708]

>>6336691
Do you like homestuck? :33

[Anonymous No.6336709]

>>6336666
>>6336607
Fake scooby
His trip says "remember zyzz is gay 7 times"

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336713]

>>6336504
Have you even taken a look at the /fit/izens ITT, pls go forever.

>posting a picture after Oly, huehue

[Anonymous No.6336714]

>>6336687
>tfw you could make a kick ass Wolverine or Rorschach

>tfw 5'5

[Anonymous No.6336715]

>>6336704
fuck off faggot.. /cgl/ is now for girls and dudes who actually lift

[Anonymous No.6336717]

>>6336666
>>6336666
czech em

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336719]

>>6336705
>Me
>Not lifting
Source: Your ass.

[Anonymous No.6336720]

>>6336703
No, go back to AF, you imbecile.

[SteamRolan !!5Z4gB67KplP No.6336721]

reporting in

[Anonymous No.6336722]

>>6336695
See
>>6336682

[Anonymous No.6336724]

>>6336719
Source: Your twig arm, lel

[Anonymous No.6336725]

>>6336685
i would interact with you... height/weight/race?

[Dr.Acula !!d9XcBGbhSiC No.6336726]

>>6336693
...what?

Btw this thread is dissapointing. No Jessica pics, no pics of the girl who said her doc said she was between female and hermaphrodite or something equally silly, no trollpics with the little girl who looks like a doll and everyone here thinks she photoshops her pics.

[Anonymous No.6336729]

>>6336721
nigga pls

[Anonymous No.6336730]

I need girls opinions on gyno and receding hair lines. Also mixed guys.

>pls respond

[Anonymous No.6336732]

>>6336730
It's just us fitizens here now brah.

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336733]

>>6336721
Fuck...


Where is rippletits?

[Anonymous No.6336734]

Question:

I recently realized that I'm in love with my best friend. We've known each other for a while and have been in relationships with other people, but I came to realize that she was everything I wanted in a woman. She's in a relationship and I've just started going out with another girl, but I'm pretty sure these aren't going to work out. I don't want to lose our friendship, but I honestly feel like we're meant to end up together.

[Anonymous No.6336735]

>>6336708
its cool.

[Anonymous No.6336736]

>>6336664
Just fucking with you brah. Go to sleep, Yurop

[Anonymous No.6336737]

You guys should all post your dicks in /soc/.

[Anonymous No.6336738]

>tfw the dominant girl didn't add me back
>tfw no dominant gf
>tfw more motivation to slam out OHPs tomorrow

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336740]

>>6336724
Jelly as fuck?

[Anonymous No.6336741]

>>6336721
NOW IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY
IT AIN'T OVER YET HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.6336742]

if you are no bf from the netherlands, i might be your descartes

[Anonymous No.6336743]

>>6336726
Post em then.

[Anonymous No.6336744]

>>6336738
I can't remember my steam password ;_;

[Anonymous No.6336745]

Fit girls thread

[Anonymous No.6336746]

Greetings from /fit/. One of us will be your boyfriend. Choose wisely!

[Anonymous No.6336747]

>>6336706
At least we still have our /mu/tant brothers.
We're going to walk around like bffs looking fabulous, listening to patrician music, and making vaginas moist left and right.
Then we can talk about feels such as /cgl/ being a dirty whore and /lit/ being a stuck up cunt.

[Anonymous No.6336748]

>>6336730
gyno = disgusting
receding hair line = shit genes

wouldnothaveyourbabies/10

[Anonymous No.6336752]

>>6336740
I imagine you barely being able to type that out through the shrinkwrap of tears coating your eyes

[Anonymous No.6336753]

>>6336734
There isn't a question in that story you wrote.

In any case, lift.

[Anonymous No.6336755]

>>6336746
upper right is pretty handsome

[Anonymous No.6336757]

/fit/izen reporting in

WHO WANTS TO BE MY QT 3.14 KOREAN GF

[Anonymous No.6336758]

Honest offer here.

I am 20, I can cook, I can speak English and German, I have been to many European countries and when I am not at school I live in England.

I am attending Oregon State University, I am graduating with a microbiology major, a botany major, a chemistry minor, and an environmental science minor.

I am well read, and I appreciate many types of music, I write fiction recreationally and poetry when I see something I like.

I have a deep connection to arthropods, and I am sickened by the thought of them being harmed. I enjoy gardening, and I often simply spend time in areas with plants for the tranquility. I donate 4 units of blood year, I am a registered bone-marrow donor, and I have tried several times to sign up to donate the left lobe of my liver to a stranger, but Oregon does not allow performance of this operation.

I am not a neat-freak, but I don't allow messes to get in my way, and I make a habit of cleaning whenever I have a free moment.

Now here are the downsides, I have high-functioning autism. My heart is twice the size it should be, and it will likely kill me before I reach 50. I have difficulty sensing sarcasm, but I try my best.

Here is a picture of me. Does anyone here live in Corvallis, who actually would like to just meet and have a conversation?

[Anonymous No.6336760]

What do girls really think about this body? Be honest.

[The doctor No.6336761]

>>6336734
Well, I am a doctor and I have seen patients like this before. I believe you are suffering from a rare case on tfwnogf-itis and a mild case of butt aids. Please stay safe. I'm a doctor.

[nth No.6336762]

this thread is the embodiment of /r9k/

[Anonymous No.6336763]

>>6336734
start lifting and schedule an appointment to get rid of your gyno.

[Anonymous No.6336764]

>>6336762
Except we're joking.

[Anonymous No.6336765]

>>6336722

country?

[Anonymous No.6336766]

>>6336760
sexy

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336767]

>>6336752
I dont actually care about looking big though. I would say that i am more from /a/, not /fit/. I care about someone insulting my waifu, not my biceps.

[The doctor No.6336768]

>>6336745
FUAAAAAR, ding ding ding my doctor bell.

[Anonymous No.6336770]

>>6336721
steamrolan you really lookin swole since last time i saw you post, good progress.

[Anonymous No.6336771]

>>6336765
Mexico. Mexico City.

[Anonymous No.6336772]

>>6336758
you should start lifting breh.. get some aesthetics going for ya

[Anonymous No.6336774]

>>6336700

>tfw no /fa/ bf

>I'm /fit/, btw

[Anonymous No.6336775]

>>6336760
Terrifying

[Anonymous No.6336778]

>>6336627
Fuckit, I have nothing to do. Floridafags feel free to add mixedtapez on Skype if you want to chat.

[Anonymous No.6336781]

>>6336762
I tried to save it with porn earlier, but /cgl/ didn't listen. No one ever listens.

[Anonymous No.6336782]

>>6336704
bro pls go

[Anonymous No.6336783]

>>6336775
>implying you wouldnt suck his dick and nipples without questioning if he ordered you to

[Anonymous No.6336784]

>>6336758
Were you that fat guy that used to post on /hm/?

[Anonymous No.6336785]

>MFW I like BBW's but live in England so I haven't seen one in person
Forever alone with no qt big cuddly gf

[Anonymous No.6336787]

Come to me, ladies.

[Anonymous No.6336788]

>>6336744

I-It's okay you c-could have said no.

[Anonymous No.6336789]

>>6335544
>socializing with strange girls on a bus

i shiggy diggy doo

[Anonymous No.6336791]

oh gosh :3
we should have these threads more
i-i'm not used to talking to boys...

[Anonymous No.6336792]

>>6336755
You mean middle-center?

[Anonymous No.6336793]

>>6336745
>tfw no shredded as fuark gf

[Anonymous No.6336794]

>>6336772
you should see where I started from. I have been going to /fit/ since august of 2009.

[Anonymous No.6336795]

>>6336721

mah nigga

[Anonymous No.6336798]

>>6336771

why is everyone so far from Chile ?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336799]

>>6336782
Except that i am actually from /cgl/ instead of you faggots.

[SteamRolan !!5Z4gB67KplP No.6336800]

>>6336729
u wot m8

[nth No.6336801]

>>6336764
i dunno

i don't think /fat/'s capable of jokes

[Anonymous No.6336804]

>>6336799
That's why you need to leave. This board has been claimed for /fit/'s feels.

[Anonymous No.6336805]

>>6336791
I am not used to talking to boys either ;_;

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336808]

>>6336805
pls b in london

[Anonymous No.6336810]

Pic is a /fit/ regular. He's practically the next Zyzz.


He also cosplays as a spartan, so /cgl/ related

[Anonymous No.6336811]

>>6336721
a BBC having trouble finding a girlfriend?

refuse to believe

[Anonymous No.6336813]

>>6336805
>>6336791

just come up to us in the gym and say hi

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336814]

>>6336804
Fuck you im staying. Altough i compliment some of you guys, would fuck all night long.

[Anonymous No.6336815]

>>6336798
Because Chile is too far from Earth.

[Anonymous No.6336817]

>>6336784
Yea, I post all over, actually its kind of a funny story why I never went back. I would still be posting on /hm/ but they scared me away a bit. I am now signed up to be a nude art-model.

[Anonymous No.6336819]

>>6336793

[Anonymous No.6336820]

>>6336808

Argentina, sorry.

[Anonymous No.6336822]

>Tfw no cute trap gf

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336824]

>>6336805
>>6336791

We can chat. Come over, bring some of those cutesy clothes. I've got the chocolate syrup.
>link related
>>6336465

[Anonymous No.6336825]

>>6336822

>trap
>gf

NICE FEEL BRAH

[Dr.Acula !!d9XcBGbhSiC No.6336826]

>>6336743
I rather return to /fit/ and argue about something there.

Also I don't have any of those pics.

[Anonymous No.6336827]

>>6336793
is it to much to ask for? a shredded gurl?

[Anonymous No.6336828]

>>6336178
well you see girls with friends and boyfriends more often because they have friends and a boyfriend to hang out with ;_;

[Anonymous No.6336830]

don't be fooled, this is what the boys over at /fit/ really look like

pic related, it's from their most recent /fit/ meetup

[Anonymous No.6336832]

>>6336810
FUCK OFF SEID AND YOUR BABBY FACE

[Anonymous No.6336833]

>>6336814
wow brah you're really good at this internet thing

[Anonymous No.6336834]

>>6336826
Okie dokie. See you there.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336835]

>>6336813
This guy looks really, REALLY akward. Kind of omega. But he got a nice body. Is he from your board too?

[Anonymous No.6336836]

>>6336830
>implying

[Dr. Phoenix Lionheart !!K2Oyp5XR8FA No.6336837]

>>6336804
>tfw nujabes died before he got a chance to make a collab album with MF DOOM
>tfw cardio to Nujabes lift to Knife Party

[nth No.6336838]

>>6336781
you can only save things that were alive to begin with, anon.

[Anonymous No.6336840]

>>6336835
He's some douchebag trying to be Zyzz. Not from our board.

[Anonymous No.6336844]

>>6336830
New york is not an accurate sample size for the whole of /fit/

They all said they didn't lift.

[Anonymous No.6336845]

>>6336835
He's Zyzz's successor.

[Anonymous No.6336846]

>>6336836
Jeff looks like a shredded lesbian, do not want.

[Anonymous No.6336847]

>>6336835

Yeah he posts regularly under 'ennui'

[Anonymous No.6336848]

I would lift but I don't want to destroy my delicate female body by getting ripped.

[Anonymous No.6336849]

>>6336830
they're actually good looking

[Anonymous No.6336850]

>tfw 2 years of lifting and now /fit/
>tfw still no gf

h-h-hi ladiess... cc-come get it

[Anonymous No.6336851]

>>6336830
/fit/ doesn't have meet ups...

[Anonymous No.6336853]

>>6336851
We had one. That was it.

[Anonymous No.6336855]

What do girls have that /fit/ doesn't have, anyway?

[Anonymous No.6336856]

>>6336851
yes we do

[Anonymous No.6336858]

>>6336848
get shredded

[Anonymous No.6336860]

>>6336848
Good news, its hard to actually get ripped. You could easily become more firm, and more shapely, without ever risking 'ripped' status.

[Anonymous No.6336861]

>>6336837
>tfw /fit/ has good taste in music

[Anonymous No.6336862]

>>6336811
its more common than you think
>tfw every girl that approaches expects you to be super extroverted because you're black and in decent shape
>tfw they get turned off by how reserved you are in public
>tfw all the quiet/shy girls are too intimidated to talk to you

[Anonymous No.6336863]

>>6336838
I'm a Professor, I can bring it to life, and save it later.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336864]

>>6336840
He looks like a guy who would rather defend his babyface then his loved ones. His body isnt that nice though, if i was him i would just bulk up and become bigger.

[Anonymous No.6336865]

>>6336855
smooth skin

[Anonymous No.6336867]

>>6336848
girls physically can't get ripped unless they drink testosterone for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.6336868]

>>6336856
No /fit/ doesn't, they had one meet up a long ass time ago and haven't had one since.

[Anonymous No.6336869]

>>6336817
Oh. You look hotter now. Keep up the good work.

[FarRightAllWhite !!vz8dtCXePJS No.6336874]

>>6335451
Post nudes so I can asses this situation better

[Anonymous No.6336876]

>>6336868
Uh, actually yeah, not sure if srs.

That was the new york /fit/ meet from this year.

[Anonymous No.6336878]

>>6336864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6IjBUDFhc

how ya doin

[Anonymous No.6336879]

>>6336830
>that guilt when almost all the white guys in that meetup were racist at some point

[Anonymous No.6336882]

>>6336876
Those people don't browse /fit/ ffs.

[Anonymous No.6336883]

>>6336855
pretty feet

[Anonymous No.6336884]

>>6336878
Watch this if you want to see a faggot stick his tongue out every single scene and wink like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.6336885]

>>6336837

>tfw listen to this before lifting as calm before the storm
>tfw miss Nujabes ;_;

[Anonymous No.6336887]

>>6336864
stop trying to be /fit/izen

[Anonymous No.6336889]

>>6336878
best /fit/izen posted in this thread.

[Anonymous No.6336890]

>>6336855
moist lips

[Anonymous No.6336894]

>>6336855
gorgeous eyes

[Anonymous No.6336895]

>>6336879
seems typical of /fit/, judging how the two bbc's on the right are bigger than all of them

[Anonymous No.6336896]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_lU0rtMb7s&feature=related

pls come back..

[Anonymous No.6336898]

>>6336855
Self respect.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336899]

>>6336887
Why the fuck would i want to become a beta faggot like you guys. Seriously, SEE THIS THREAD.
'
>>6336878
What the fuck, did he made this himself? Because if so, then he is the most narcistic faggot on earth.

[Anonymous No.6336900]

>>6336882
stay mad you skinny fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.6336901]

If you're a white, Aryan woman who can trace back her lineage at least 300 years within the same European country of origin, and have not race mixed in the past, you're more than welcome to join me in the struggle to save our white nation from the hordes of dark invaders.

[Anonymous No.6336902]

>>6336855
a very shitty thread that tends to circlejerk itself

[Anonymous No.6336904]

QUESTION 2:
Thoughts on perfume, /fit/?

[Anonymous No.6336905]

>>6336899
dude, you are just as delusional and beta as /fit/

[Anonymous No.6336907]

>>6336904
nah i like natty pheromones

[Anonymous No.6336909]

You're a guy that does cosplay, yet you have the balls to tell one of my iron brothers that you aren't a beta faggot?

[Anonymous No.6336910]

>>6336904
good, just not if you're trying to mask something

[Anonymous No.6336911]

>>6336901
hi /pol/

[Anonymous No.6336912]

Racemixing is a crime against humanity.

[Anonymous No.6336916]

>>6336899
stay jelly cosplaying faggot

[Anonymous No.6336917]

>>6336869
I am planning to, everyone I know is telling me to stop, but I can't understand why. I am still at about 17% bodyfat. I will return to /hm/ some day. I may actually be more open than I was last time, for example I jerked a guy off yesterday.

[Anonymous No.6336919]

>>6336904

Guys don't care, either way, about perfume, lip gloss, etc. It comes down to if she's a qt, and if she's into/willing to do stuff the guy is into. Also, obviously, she can't be a bitch or anything (she can for me because I like dominant girls).

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336920]

>>6336904
I like when a woman wears a little of a clean fruity scent.

Some women wear this stuff that smells like Acetone.

[SteamRolan !!5Z4gB67KplP No.6336921]

>mfw image limit

[Anonymous No.6336922]

>>6336904
covers up their natural scent. not necessary

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336923]

>>6336905
>Mfw i had many sexual lovers and lovers in general
>Fit
>Open bisexual
>Do not give a shit what anybody thinks about me
Really. I walk around with Steins Gate shirts in public and got a Vocaloid messenger bag. I am not one of you, and even if i am, i would not give ONE SINGLE FUCK.

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336925]

>>6336921
inb4 you make a thread on /cgl/ with a picture of your ass sayin "ITT: U MAD"

[Dr. Phoenix Lionheart !!K2Oyp5XR8FA No.6336927]

>>6336904
yah, natty pheromones. I really dislike perfume and think makeup is like cheat codes. I'm against makeup morally but perfume the smell, girls smell good if they take care of their body. If you need perfume, you need to hit the gym and change your grocery list.

[Anonymous No.6336929]

>>6336923
post pics prove it faggot

[iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ No.6336930]

>>6336362
no, but they want to be the little girl

[Anonymous No.6336931]

>>6336923

>bisexual
>more like betasexual

Seriously, pick a side brah

[Vic Viper !!zEtlOxcE6oF No.6336932]

Please be in London ;__;

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336940]

>>6336929
See
>>6336504
>>6336286

>>6336931
I swing both ways, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.6336944]

so if i get a /fit/ body does that mean girls will like me?

[CaLl mE !MAyBE/xEzs No.6336949]

>>6336944
No.

[Anonymous No.6336950]

>You will never have your toes sucked by a submissive /fit/izen

New thread...?

[Anonymous No.6336952]

Someone make a new thread. Image limit. ;_;

[Anonymous No.6336953]

>>6336905
dude, no one gives a fuck, aspie faggot

[Anonymous No.6336954]

>>6336944
hahahaha why do you think /fit/ is here

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336956]

>>6336944
Any girl who only cares about your body is not your true love. Lift for yourself, and for no one else.

[Anonymous No.6336959]

>>6336954
/fit was here to fuck around. It's been said a lot in this thread. Take it as you will.

[Anonymous No.6336960]

>>6336817

>that god awful handwriting

[Anonymous No.6336961]

>>6336950
I-I'll suck them, mistress

[Anonymous No.6336964]

>>6336953
confirmed for aspie kissless permavirgin

[Anonymous No.6336965]

>>6336925
>>6336925
>>6336925
>>6336925
>>6336925
>>6336925
>>6336925
>>6336925
please this

[Dr. Phoenix Lionheart !!K2Oyp5XR8FA No.6336966]

>>6336940
you mispelled brah brah

[Anonymous No.6336969]

>>6336950

>you will never find a dominant gf
>your /fit/ body will only attract submissive girls begging for the D

[Anonymous No.6336970]

>>6336959
>implying we all dont suffer from crippling loneliness

[Dr. Phoenix Lionheart !!K2Oyp5XR8FA No.6336978]

>>6336956
implying your brain and thus personality aren't in your body
lifting for yourself and no one else... implying i can't use my body to help other people

sociopath much?

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6336979]

>>6336959
I thought you guys were looking for love.

[Anonymous No.6336980]

>>6336960
Well I have severe nerve damage in my dominant hand, I got it caught in a machine that put 3rd degree burns all over it. Frankly its impressive I can still write at all.

[Anonymous No.6336981]

Will one of you niggers please make a new thread?

[Anonymous No.6336988]

>>6336981
Can it be on your board instead?

[Anonymous No.6336989]

>>6336979
lel nobody is taking this thread seriously, brah.

[Anonymous No.6336990]

>>6336979
Nope. No doubt a few were. Trips were playin, my being one of them.

[Anonymous No.6336993]

>>6336979
i am, all my pain goes straight into the gym :'*(

i need a waifu

[Anonymous No.6336995]

>>6336956
>Lifting for practicality
>That means everyone
>YDEL

[Anonymous No.6336998]

>>6336944

Yes actually it mean girls will like you... but you won't be able to do shit unless you have some sort of social skills

[Anonymous No.6336999]

>>6336988
Yeah, invite the girls over. Then they'll be in the lion's den.

[Anonymous No.6337001]

>>6335466
>those guys ruining it for every other guy

Sex is just a benefit from a relationship.

[Anonymous No.6337012]

>>6336999
It's not /fit/ friday on /cgl/.

I'll make one Friday

[Anonymous No.6337013]

>>6336837
Fuck I never knew...

[Anonymous No.6337015]

look at some of our other threads, /fit/. to fuck /cgl/, you must understand /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.6337021]

>>6335466
So what exactly are they supposed to do? Do you want a guy that doesn't want to have sex at all or you want a guy that watches you fuck around with other dudes and is happy about it?

Who the fuck would value themselves so little to put their self through that?

Yeah, no wonder you don't have a bf.

[Anonymous No.6337026]

>>6337015
So what you're saying is that /fit/ should learn how to cosplay as lolitas? I don't know how I feel about this.

[Anonymous No.6337028]

>>6336988
Only if you fucking whores show up for the dicking youve always wanted.

[Anonymous No.6337030]

>>6337020
>>6337020
>>6337020
>>6337020
>>6337020
new thread

[Anonymous No.6337031]

>>6337021
The second one. It's called cuckolding :3

[Anonymous No.6337032]

>>6337015
>implying I didn't befriend this cute little nerdy girl in highschool that did cosplay

Totally had a crush on her, but I was taken, so she was friendzoned. Yeah, got that cosplay knowledge even if I cant sew for shit.

[Anonymous No.6337036]

>>6336505
aw shit nigga, people on the internet who live in hawaii?
too bad the city i live in is two hours away from honolulu

[Anonymous No.6337037]

lol when do you guys think all the girls left? This is pretty much what would happen if /cgl/ and /fit/ met up irl. Then all the guys will be arguing about whether Olympic lifting causes hypertrophy.

[Anonymous No.6337038]

>>6337012
thats actually a thing?

inb4 newfag

[Anonymous No.6337041]

>>6337037
we'd all be cowering in the corner making a fort out of pillows to defend ourselves, you'd be juicing up or something

[Anonymous No.6337043]

>just want to meet a nice girl who doesn't obsess over parties, alcohol, and drugs

[Anonymous No.6337044]

>>6337031

>please cuckold me

[Anonymous No.6337052]

>>6337038
Yeah, it's a thing. You don't hear about it on /fit/ usually.

I didn't notice it until I started lurking here on weekends for new qt 3.14s.

Might be just some /a/ guy pretending to be /fit/ though.

[Bro !!G453k4J6UuF No.6337057]

>>6336993
Guys, i got it. Why not become Homo? Seriously, cuddling with a man feels good.

[Anonymous No.6337071]

>>6337057
Because the massive personality offset that a female has is my sole attraction. It only works with feminine features.

[Anonymous No.6337066]

>>6337032
That knowledge can get you a LONG way. Srsly, I would never expect a /fit/ guy to know shit about cosplay. Major respect points instantly

[Anonymous No.6337094]

>people thinking /fit/ has the best guys

Ever heard about /k/? The board is mostly ex-military guys.

Would you rather date a guy who has, what I call, "fake muscles"(muscles achieved from lifting weights in a gym all day that serve no use in the real world other than looking buff)

Or someone from /k/, a rugged outdoorsman who can protect you and who doesn't obsess over the size of his triceps.

I think the choice is obvious.

[Anonymous No.6337110]

>>6337052
probably brofag

[Anonymous No.6337119]

>>6337066
I need to do it then. I'm going after the lolita ones.

[Anonymous No.6337122]

>>6337094

>fake muscles

lol coming from women on a cosplay imageboard.

[Anonymous No.6337148]

>>6337094
>fake muscles

I am ex military too and half the people there were fat as shit and didn't take care of themselves like any respectable person should.

/fit/ vet here, pls go.

[Anonymous No.6337208]

>>6337094
Up the upside, we won't get blown up by a towelhead after being abroad for 7 months

[iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ No.6337216]

>>6337094
>I want a guy with muscles
>but I don't want him to go to the gym
ITT: female logic

[Anonymous No.6337220]

>>6337216
>lifting for years
>still DYEL
ITT: iopq logic

Jokes aside, have you escaped DYELmode yet? I actually like you, so it would be cool if you ended up ripped.

[Anonymous No.6337225]

Gonna go finish my bulk now. I like /newfit/, it's nice here.

[Anonymous No.6337235]

>>6336579
tfw also 5' 6 male

[Anonymous No.6337241]

>>6337235
We're all gonna make it brah

[Anonymous No.6337248]

>>6337235
>>6336579
>>6336614
>>6337241
5'7" reporting. C-can I join you guys? I'll hunch my back if that helps.

[iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ No.6337349]

>>6337220
still DIEL

I'm hoping my bulk will let me escape skinnyfat mode

[Anonymous No.6337451]

>>6336341

Hey there champ, it could be worse. I'm a crossdressing faggot and my dad's a far-right conservative christfag. I literally could not be any more of a disappointment to him if I was actively trying to be, a hippy, a downie, anything would be better to him than this.

So buck up!

[Anonymous No.6337561]

>>6336481
Just ignore them. Technically, I'd be considered a "SJW" but I don't even like those body positivity people.

[Anonymous No.6337935]

>>6336912
lel
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.6338072]

>>6336328
>tfw minnesota too
D..Did you go to anime fusion..?

[Anonymous No.6338326]

>>6337248
no i will stomp you into the ground with my 6'4" master race genes before you meet them

[Anonymous No.6338343]

>>6337094
wait a minute you do realise that most of those guys DO go to the gym to gain muscle which they use in the military.
Also most people who exercise a lot can easily, EASILY (especially if marines) beat most military personnel when it comes to strength and endurance, i know i can.

Hell the marine entry requirements are so piss easy that people who fail for any other branch of the American military will join the marines because it is their last hope.

[all-four-inches No.6338467]

lol army fags

[Anonymous No.6338732]

I'm just a tiny hundred pound nerd girl who wants to be dominated, but I'm surrounded by neckbearded nice guys who don't qualify because I'm too outgoing. FML.

[Anonymous No.6338744]

>>6338732
Then I'll see you at the meetup. I'll be the man (yes, man) with the box of spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.6338753]

>>6338744

I'll be the loud, extremely short lolita in all black.
>If only, I live in the middle of BFN cornfieldsville near Canuckland

[Anonymous No.6338760]

>>6338753
I'm coming all the way from New Zealand.

[Anonymous No.6338923]

>thread still up
Please be in London

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6338953]

I haven't had any emails from qt FIlipinos (or anybody else that wants to be friends!) yet.

[Anonymous No.6338963]

>>6338953
I'd email you just to keep in contact about this meet

[Olyslob !VIRGIN/FJM No.6338971]

>>6338963

Well my email is in the email field, silly.

[Anonymous No.6338977]

>>6338971
btw im a guy

[Anonymous No.6339190]

>>6335451
btw, im a GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.6339195]

>>6339190
btw me too