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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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I don't care what you say, Ahuviya Harel is one sexy woman! No joke, I truly find Ahuviya Harel to be sexually attractive, especially when she cosplays.

I don't care if she's not a "real" woman, I want to have rough sadomasochistic sex with her.

I want Miss Harel to torture me! I'm her cute little Konoha uke and I want her to strap me to a mahogany desk and torture me! I hope she uses those dildos and whips over there!

AHHH! MY NIPPLES! THEY HURT! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!

MARIA OZAWA IS LORD!

>(inb4 being accused of a troll)
>In other words, I do kind of find Ahuviya Harel to be kind of hot in a weird way, even if she is an autistic commie bastard. I also fap to Pixyteri's nudes, she does have a nice ass. Terrible personality, but nice ass and boobs. Make of that what you will.

How does this make you feel, /cgl/?

>> No.6327069

>>6327051
>How does this make you feel, /cgl/?

I feel like I've lost all hope in humanity. I seriously hope you're trolling, but if you really are serious like you claim to be, I suggest you seek professional help

>> No.6327832

i think you are a beta king and MUST be far worse than either of them. i second that proposal on seeking professional help.

>> No.6327875
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6327875

Doesn't make me feel at all, OP. If you genuinely find ahuviya harel hot go to the deviant art and state it. Though Ahuviya Harel doesn't date cisgenders at all.

>> No.6327880

>>6327875
oh no that image makes me feel like I'm really missing out.

>> No.6327885

Go back to 789chan.

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6327898

Oh god. This thread.

This screencap
>>6327875

My sides, they're reaching warp speed, they can't take anymore, cap'n!

>> No.6327905

>>6327875
*sigh* why am I still single

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6327923

>>6327905

All that explains it. harel on left. "husband" on right.

>> No.6327933

>>6327923
they look the same lmao

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6329018

>>6327875
Then I shall renounce my status as a cisgender! From now on, I shall be Melissa Gibson, so Ahuviya can torture me!

Then we'll marry and I can play banjo!

Jesus was a good old man, he lived below the Mill
Jesus had two daughters and a forty-gallon still
One gal watched the boilers, the other watched the spout
And Mama corked the bottles when old Jesus fetched them out

Jesus! Lives in a holler!
Jesus! Trying to make a dollar!
Jesus! Give me a swallower!
And I'll pay ya back some day!

AHH! MY NIPPLES! THEY HURT! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!!!!

MARIA OZAWA IS LORD!

>> No.6329268

>>6329018
Oh Lord....

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>>6327875
>and certain Cisgender Women who have the capability and desire to procreate children
>desire to procreate children
>procreate children

captcha: namis impregnated

>> No.6330867

7/10 would troll again