Tryhards

[Anonymous No.6306708]

Ever seen people who try so hard to look Asian? White guy with some "bling bling" swinging deuces at his 'homies"? Post your "I hate being this skin color, I want to be THAT skin color, waaah! :( " stories.

>Sitting on the bench today
>See girl with korean top bun
>huge sunglasses
>little chain purse with a black bow and black trimmings on it
>some black buttoned winter coat
>Ashberger nose
>disgusting Angelina Jolie pursed-looking upper lip
>takes off sunglasses
>giant round white girl eyes

Ugh.

[Anonymous No.6306758]

This girl claims people just say she looks Asian, that she doesn't try to. Oh man, my sides.

[Anonymous No.6306764]

>>6306758
Why do hispanics do this so often?

[Anonymous No.6306768]

>>6306708
That picture

[Anonymous No.6306773]

This
>>6306758
kind of shit is stupid, but what's wrong with clothes? On top of that it doesn't sound like she was trying to look Asian. Sounds like regular clothes.

[Anonymous No.6306776]

>wears a sook bun all the time

B-b-but I dun't want to be Azn...I just like buns...

[Anonymous No.6306780]

>>6306773
Agreed

[Anonymous No.6306788]

Does this mean i can't wear buns because i'm a try hard?

[Anonymous No.6306789]

>>6306776
>>6306788
Yeah, that bun comment threw me off. They're actually really popular with everyone? Especially natural black girls, I've noticed.

[Anonymous No.6306798]

>>6306789
Cause it's the only hairstyle they can wear that tames their mane.

[Anonymous No.6306800]

>>6306773
It looked like one of those stupid, long Korean jackets. Just thank God she didn't have the winged eyeliner.

[Anonymous No.6306812]

My God, the OP girl sounds exactly like me. The nose, the lips, the purse...

>>6306776
This.

[Anonymous No.6306816]

Check your privilege OP. They're just trans-racial you cis-scum. Nothing wrong with them.

[Anonymous No.6306827]

>>6306758
>>6306764

I'm not TRYING to look azn guise!
>Loud Lolita xD
>those lips
>that make up
>I only wear chopsticks in mah hurr when I dress up as a gaysha!

[Anonymous No.6306834]

> Be hispanic/russian/irish mix.
> Unintentionally look asain all the time

I never asked for this.

I'm frustratingly curvy and the color of pancakes. I hat DAT ASS and DEM TITS and I just want to be a flat shapeless white girl. ;__;

[Anonymous No.6306850]

>>6306800
What, a peacoat?

[Anonymous No.6306857]

>>6306834
>be italian/scottish
>get asked all the time if I'm at least half chinese/korean
>wtf no
even after I dyed my hair blonde
I don't understand it
aside from not looking remotely asian unless you count the round face and brown eyes(which I don't)
I whatthefuck every time
I get it less now
but I still get asked

I don't get why people ask that kind of thing in the first place

[Anonymous No.6306861]

Its always the fat, ugly bitches who do this kind of shit. Whats up with that? If they really want to appear asian, maybe they should lose,like, 50lbs or something.

[Anonymous No.6306869]

>>6306857
When you're a weird mix people get curious I guess.

[Anonymous No.6306870]

>>6306800
...winged eyeliner has been popular everywhere for ages now. It's not just some Asian make up fad.

[Anonymous No.6306892]

>>6306870
EVERYTHING is an Asian makeup fad.

[Obasu !!++TjZVQQYgt No.6306896]

>>Hispanic/Irish

My sister says she gets asked if she's mixed Asian now that she's in college. Then again, she goes to school in Oklahoma and the other students there probably don't know any better.

Then there's me parading around with my Korean husbando. I can feel myself assimilating from all the kimchi. Mmmmm.

[Anonymous No.6306907]

>>6306861
No way, I knew a tiny cute Mexican girl in high school who wanted to be Asian. Dyed her hair black, pink and purple from brown. Drew chibis everywhere, said some Japanese words, corrected people for mispronouncing manga and anime. Had a new K-pop or J-pop star that she wanted to marry every other day. Eventually asked people to call her by her "nickname", Ai-chan. Called me Miko-chan because she thought I looked like Reimu and another girl Mari-chan because she had blonde hair. She wanted to live in Japan because she thought she belonged there and they understood her.

There was also this short, skinny kid with a jewfro who would follow her around like her best friend and demanded that people call him Rin. He told us he was a Japanese samurai that fought forces of evil that we could not see because he had a gift. He said he fucked more girls than he could remember. He also told me the tale of how he accidentally killed a girl who looked like me once by fucking her so hard he rammed her head through a wall, and how she was his favorite and he was depressed because he killed the love of his life.

It takes all kinds to be crazy!

[Anonymous No.6306914]

Soooo asian. Oh no, wait, you are mexican. Sit the fuck down, bitch.

[Anonymous No.6306916]

>>6306857
>>6306834
I'm as German as a plate of Bratwurst and Sauerkraut and people ask me if I have "Asian blood" in my family as well. I have no idea where they're getting it from. I'm short and do have dark eyes and black hair but aside from that...? IDEK.

[Anonymous No.6306922]

>>6306800
Dat feel when I wear only long, baggy jackets and shirts with shorts or skinny jeans because the asian/ulzzang clothing style is the only one that makes me feel comfortable and doesn't make me want to cut off my fat thighs because EDNOS.

I'd be pretty pissed if someone assumed my clothing choices were based on trying to ~be asian~.

[Anonymous No.6306921]

>>6306907
>He also told me the tale of how he accidentally killed a girl who looked like me once by fucking her so hard he rammed her head through a wall
I laughed way harder than I probably should have.

[Anonymous No.6306926]

>nothing about asians trying to look like westeners

[Anonymous No.6306927]

>>6306914
wait, did she even claim to be asian though? looks like youre reaching anon.

[Anonymous No.6306925]

>>6306922
EDNOS, fuck yeah!

Let's have fucked-up conceptions of food and body that don't fit anyone's textbooks together.

[Anonymous No.6306928]

>>6306926
Just more proof that no asians post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.6306936]

>>6306926
We'd be here all year, let's be real.

[Anonymous No.6306940]

this girl claims to be 1/4 japanese.

.........how?

[Anonymous No.6306938]

>>6306921
I'm glad one of us weened some joy out of my deep concern, horror, and morbid curiosity.

Why is it always the anime fans? Other than the furries, the entire anime fandom produces some serious shit.

[Anonymous No.6306946]

>>6306936
come on guys, lets do this! asians trying to look western stories!!

[Anonymous No.6306951]

>>6306940
I can kinda see it. She has very almond shaped eyes and that flat pancake face.

[Anonymous No.6306958]

>>6306946
>open japanese fashion magazine
>all the models have dyed blonde hair, blue contact lenses, nose jobs, shaved jaws and eye surgery.
>still no getting away from that flat face or stumpy body
>lel

[Anonymous No.6306962]

>>6306958
How do shaved jaws look? I always hear about that, especially with Koreans, but I don't understand it.

[Anonymous No.6306966]

>>6306940
White ppl always claiming to be a fraction of some other shit. So embarrassing smh.

[Anonymous No.6306970]

>>6306962

[Anonymous No.6306971]

>>6306925
Oh yeah baby.

Tell me: can you tell how your body looks? I've been so confused about this. All my clothes are either too small or too big because I constantly fluctuate between "aw yeah compared to the average I'm pretty damn skinny" and "I'm overweight I need XL shirts".

[Anonymous No.6306972]

>>6306962
Gives a nice v-line.

[Anonymous No.6306981]

>>6306962
Asians (particularly Koreans) are obsessed with having a small face. Jaw shaving is just one of the ways in whihc they achieve a small face.

[Anonymous No.6306987]

>>6306921
I don't get people like this
the most delusional I ever got was writing shitty fan fics and thinking I could be come a decently selling doujin artist

[Anonymous No.6306993]

>>6306970
this woman looked better before
I think a lot of these surgeons take way too much off and it looks like something bit off the back of their jaw

[Anonymous No.6307001]

>>6306758
DEM BROWS

[Anonymous No.6307006]

>>6306981
They also shave down the cheekbone. It looks really delicate and feminine and if I can ever afford it I'm hauling my ass to south korea to get my face did.

[Anonymous No.6307012]

>>6306981
As soon as i save up enough money, i am heading to Korea for plastic surgery.My face is huge. I just want to be cute, but i have Greek bone structure and a huge chin/jaw. Gross.

[Anonymous No.6307014]

I fucking love hair sticks, but I'm afraid I'd look too weeb wearing them.

[Anonymous No.6307016]

>>6306708
All western gyarus.

[Anonymous No.6307017]

>>6307014
I didn't realize hair sticks were an asian thing. They remind me more of Victorian hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.6307023]

>>6307006
Wow that's absolutely amazing, she looks so good in the after.

[Anonymous No.6307025]

>>6307014
You probably won't look like a weeb but I guess that depends on the rest of your look. Mostly when I think of those hair sticks I just think of the 90's.

[Anonymous No.6307028]

>>6306940

I see it. This girl is 1/4, too.

[Anonymous No.6307031]

What plastic surgery would one need to look asian?

[Anonymous No.6307034]

>>6307028

And a Eurasian (or "Casian" as PT would say).

[Anonymous No.6307038]

>>6307034
She looks like a man with tits.
>>6307012
White people are cuter than asians,imo. I've never seen a chink with this kind of beauty.

[Anonymous No.6307036]

>>6307006
Man I want plastic surgery but I have no idea what I would want done beside my boobies.

[Anonymous No.6307037]

>>6307031

It depends, are you white?

If so, this is probably what you're in for.

[Anonymous No.6307040]

>>6307006
>>6307012
let's all go together. flock of seagulls heading to korea for some sweet sweet bone shaving surgery.

[Anonymous No.6307041]

>>6307031
>>6307036

Me, too, except I don't want to look Asian, I just want those gorgeous big eyes and non-droopy eyelids. DOSE PERFECT EYELIDS HNG-

[Anonymous No.6307042]

>>6307038
I'm not digging those derpy eyes she has, but she is cute.

[Anonymous No.6307045]

>>6307041
Droopy eyelids? wat

[Anonymous No.6307043]

>>6307038
Her makeup is perfect omg! How do????

[Anonymous No.6307047]

>>6307038
Why is Daniel Radcliffe dressed as a woman?

[Anonymous No.6307048]

>>6307036
Why would you just want plastic surgery for no reason? The thought of someone cutting up my body to modify me creeps me out. And the healing process is probably a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.6307049]

>>6307028
I can kinda see how she may be 1/4th from her eyes (shape) and facial structure and her hair roots looks like it's naturally darker. But with that previous girl I'm just not convinced.

[Anonymous No.6307050]

>>6307038
Fucking beautiful. Who is she?

[Anonymous No.6307058]

>>6307048
Cause I hate the way my face looks. So there IS a reason I just don't know what I would want done.

[Anonymous No.6307060]

>>6307045

I've got deep set eyes and really droopy eyelids. I cannot wear cute eyeliner or eyeshadow, it just disappears into the folds of my eyelid when I open my eyes. Fucking genetics ;-;

[Anonymous No.6307063]

>japanese/black

okay with what i look like i guess. no one can tell what i am, they just assume i'm black/mixed. i've gotten some wild guesses though.

[Anonymous No.6307067]

>>6307006
nose job
jaw shaving
chin implant
forehead implant
eyelid surgery

man she had a lot of work done

[Anonymous No.6307068]

>>6307038
Loving the samefag replies. This girl is rather homely, like many runway models are.

[Anonymous No.6307065]

>>6307050
some russian model bitch...hell if i know. i just can't get over how perfectly tiny and delicate her mouth, chin, jaw, nose area is. feminine as fuck. curse my horseface. curse it to hell!

[Anonymous No.6307070]

>>6306921
My god me too. I'm dying over here.

[Anonymous No.6307074]

>>6307068
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, homie. I personally find most runway models to be absolutely stunning and ethereal.

[Elsie de Lute !haZ4PxOePw No.6307081]

I've met people way into Asian cultures but, no one who really thought they were Asian when they weren't or tried to be Asian. Don't know if I ever want to either.

I hate when my family says I'm trying to be Asian, though they have stopped. I don't know what I did to make them think that honestly. I think it's just all the games/anime..

[Anonymous No.6307083]

>>6307058
Get a self esteem or find something about you other than your looks. You need something to keep you going in your old age anyway.

[Anonymous No.6307084]

>>6306940
I don't see it.
But I'm not going to say she's lying. Because I'm 1/4 black and I am the whitest thing ever with nothing going on facially to support it. People are always shocked to meet my dad who has the same skintone as Beyonce or Rihanna.

[Anonymous No.6307090]

>>6307083
I'd rather just plastic surgery since I wouldn't be lying to myself. I can't stand the way I look and everybody looks better than me.

[Anonymous No.6307093]

I go to that girl's university.

I hate it here.

[Anonymous No.6307095]

>>6307006
I feel bad seeing these pics because they usually shave off stuff. I have small facial bone structure, my face is too thin and narrow and my chin is nonexistent (not to juria's level, but.. you get the point).

Being a manface is so much easier

[Anonymous No.6307101]

>>6307095
No it's not since you have to do a lot more to make a manface feminine.

[Anonymous No.6307108]

to be honest, i can't ever think a mongoloid/east asian ever looks beautiful. their face structure can only make them look pretty/cute. caucasians can look beautiful imo. their face structure - forehead, nose shape and lip shape just makes them look beautiful. asians just look 'cute' because of that flat nose and pretty eyes. this is coming from an asian girl. i guess you can say i want to be caucasian lol.

[Anonymous No.6307106]

>>6307095
There's always the option of chin implants and fillers if it really bothers you. I'm sure you look just fine though, it's definitely better than being a manface.

[Anonymous No.6307112]

>half Russian half Okinawan
>parents are gorgeous
>face is easily a 7/10 at least
Mixed race gets the best of both worlds. The only thing I don't like about myself is my chin in profile, and that I get tan really easily.
>inb4 pics, I'm on my iPhone

[Anonymous No.6307123]

>>6307112
I've never been rated before, but do you rate yourselves or is this the opinion of other people?

[Anonymous No.6307127]

>>6307108
Personally I'd rather look pretty/cute than beautiful. I guess I find the youthfulness appealing.

[Anonymous No.6307134]

>>6307101
But manface usually has good bone structure. And is easy to deal with when doing plastic surgery.

They say that thing about grass...

>>6307106
Yeah, guess so. Still, I doubt there's anything to be done about it's narrowness which is what bothers me most.

I know I'm not ugly but it's annoying... I have cute features that resembles a kid but then a fucking narrow face. I want a round kawaii childlike face to go along with it. It just looks wrong this way.

And, ahhh, I apologize for the long rant. Didn't mean to.

[Anonymous No.6307136]

I found OP's picture after searching for "luvmonkeys".

A-Ashley-chan?!

[Anonymous No.6307145]

>hispanic
>people always ask if I'm asian or a mix

I don't get it. Even asian's think that. Heck even some family members tell me I look a bit asian. I guess having no boobs, no ass, and no shape doesn't help.
I'm tired of telling people I'm not asian.

[Anonymous No.6307163]

>>6307028
I see it with her, but not the previous girl

[Anonymous No.6307162]

>>6307145
I'm tired of your filthy men staring at me. Keep the hooligans on a leash.

[Anonymous No.6307206]

>>6307162
they don't even leave us alone, sorry

[Anonymous No.6307210]

>>6307206
Well then tell them to stop acting like nigger savages.

[Anonymous No.6307219]

>>6307162
They're probably staring at you because you're an obnoxious headcase

[Anonymous No.6307221]

>>6307081
>decide to get bluntbangs and black hair because I thought it would look good
>it did
>even grew out my hair
>OMG ANON U LOOK LIEK A GEISHA GIRL OR SOMETHING WITH UR JAPANESE GIRL LOOK
allofmyrage

[Anonymous No.6307226]

>>6307219
Don't think that your savage people don't stare at somebody who is just waiting in line.

[Anonymous No.6307227]

>>6307162
They're everywhere in Walmart. I remember being little and having two spics checking out my mom's ass in front of my dad. 12 years later, I have to endure the treatment.

[Anonymous No.6307236]

I dunno.

I'm pretty good with myself. I'm fairly average.

Dunno what's wrong with all you people. Y'all probably look fine irl.

[Anonymous No.6307239]

>>6307227
It's disgusting. It's like they need to fucking stare at anything that doesn't look like a man.

[Anonymous No.6307240]

>>6307226
You are paranoid. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.6307245]

>>6307227
I hope your dad took care of those wetbacks.

[Anonymous No.6307246]

>>6307240
If it see it happening, I'm not paranoid. Keep your savages on leashes.

[Anonymous No.6307252]

>>6307246
I'm not even the OP and I'm not hispanic. Stop samefagging up this thread and go to a therapist.

[Anonymous No.6307270]

>>6307252
Maybe a therapist would help your wetbacks gawking problem. I seem to be fine, thank you.

[Anonymous No.6307271]

>>6307245
The sight of a burly Russian's glare scared them enough. Who'da thunk?

[Anonymous No.6307277]

I love how this derailed into racism thread and the /cgl/ soccer thread turned into an Ashley one. I love you, seagulls.

[Anonymous No.6307282]

>>6307277
Racism and Ashley will always be relevant to us.

[Anonymous No.6307288]

>>6300575

Party hard, /cgl/s

[Anonymous No.6307299]

>>6307270
I'd believe you were fine except for the fact that all the hysteric bitches think this about themselves.

[Anonymous No.6307308]

>>6307299
Look at that Intro to Psych showing through. Anyhow, again, your wetbacks need some therapy so they'll stop gawking. They should stare more at their own giant, apple-shaped women.

[Anonymous No.6307318]

>>6307145
Are you Hispanic from Spain or one of the natives? If you're a native, guess what, you have some Asian in you. You've heard of the Bering Strait, yes?

[Anonymous No.6307334]

>>6307041
Wait, that's a person? It looks like a doll or some CG something.

[Anonymous No.6307346]

>>6307221
what is the source of this gif?

[Anonymous No.6307377]

>>6307112
yeah, i agree. mixed race people always end up so good looking. there are a lot of half south asians/caucasians where i live

i have a friend who is half south asian, half caucasian. both of her parents are as ugly as fuck, like they came straight out of hell or something, yet she still looks pretty good. her sister looks even better.

the other ones with average looking parents end up looking like models or something. so fucking unfair.

[Anonymous No.6307378]

>>6307127

Please tell me that arm is photoshopped.
Please.

[Anonymous No.6307379]

>>6306834
>Jamaican Mother/German Father
>Yellow as fuck
>Dem hips
>People think I'm azn
>Why
>"BUT YOU CANT BE MIXED YOU DON'T LOOK IT WHERE'S YOU WEAVE AND SHAME?!?!?!"

;_;

[Anonymous No.6307382]

>>6307346
Japan.

[Anonymous No.6307394]

>>6307378
mixture of weird angle + photoshop probably

also
>be half asian
>look white as fuck with the most white sounding name ever
>no one ever believes me
>introduce my classmates to my mom for a field trip in 8th grade
>racist asian jokes forevermore, even ones the dont make any sense such as "you cant see anything ur eyes are small hurr", bitch my eyes are twice the size of yours
>now being asian is cool, fuck the world

[Anonymous No.6307717]

>tfw when you're a Latina but you have almond shaped eyes, high cheekbones and tan skin so people think you're Asian ;--;

I remember a boy in Elementary school would taunt me by calling me "Chinese eyes" and using his fingers to slant his eyes while doing it. I actually like being Hispanic, I love my mom and her family so I am not one of those types like PT that want to be delusional and disown my actual heritage. It makes me a sad panda.

Oh... and this site always says I look like Chinese actresses... :\

http://celebrity.myheritage.com/FP/Company/try-face-recognition.php

Pic related. It's my eyes.

[Anonymous No.6307721]

>>6307717
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.6307755]

>>6307038
She reminds me of someone with progeria. :(

[Anonymous No.6308243]

>>6307318
I'm a mut? I have Spanish somewhere from my parents. And yes, I do know about Bering Strait.
My cousin's are mostly light skinned. Even one can pass as white, then again her sister looks Indian for some reason.

[Anonymous No.6308248]

>>6307717
Seems like I look like Kyoko Fukada...

[Anonymous No.6308252]

>>6308248
and there must be something wrong because I look like Ayumi Hamasaki too..(71%)

[Anonymous No.6308302]

Know way too many OP

[Anonymous No.6308889]

>>6307717
Apparently I look like Liv Tyler, Ueto Aya, Tobey Macguire, and kyoko fukada.
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[Anonymous No.6309184]

Apparently, I look like Beyonce. I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.6311008]

>be 14
>not exactly a great body type
>tall awkward y'know.
>weird nose
>see girl hanging out with my bestfriend at school (who's a guy)
>have crush on him
>small short cute asian
>big round eyes
>cute black short hair
>....
>not even week later
>they start dating.
>feelsbad.jpg
>confront him
>"you're too tall for me and she's adorable"
>;__________________;

[Anonymous No.6311009]

>>6311008
F-f-f-friendzooooooooooooned.

[Anonymous No.6311040]

>>6307717
i know that feel, i had chinese guy approach me because i looked asian, shit i got made fun of for it in high school, maybe thats why i resent being around other mexicans :/

[Anonymous No.6311044]

>>6311008
I love tall girls, but you guys are fucking intimidating.

[Anonymous No.6311058]

>>6306938

[Anonymous No.6311062]

>>6311044
Tall girl here.
>Tfw no guy EVER flirts with you or asks you out (because you are tall and shy) until you start dating your first boyfriend, then a bunch of guys confess they had crushes on you.

wat.

Like, what did they expect me to do? lol

[Anonymous No.6311071]

>>6311040
ha! Ironically enough, the guy who taunted me was a Mexican kid.

[Anonymous No.6311101]

>>6311062
>Almost 6 feet tall
>Mfw the only guys who are interested me have a fetish for dominatrixes or taller girls or some shit

I will never find a dude who is confident enough in himself to date a girl who is taller and not have a weird fetish about it. I wouldn't care if one dude that liked me just so happened to have a femdom fetish, but every fucking dude that confesses always mentions that they do.

[smoker !Umad72YCVU No.6311112]

>>6311101
>>6311062
lol, I see you guys are displacing flaws with your personalities or looks with the fact that you are tall.

If you two were actually attractive more guys would hit on you. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.6311117]

>>6311112
you haven't even seen a picture of them

[smoker !Umad72YCVU No.6311123]

>>6311117
I can judge them based on what they said, and what I know.

[Anonymous No.6311124]

>>6311101
That's odd. I never met a guy who was willing to admit that. I know some are into that but where I went to high school, petite girls were the most popular. It seemed like most of the guys had low-self confidence because none of them were willing to go against the norm for fearing of not impressing their friends.


I feel bad because I used to rage about short girls dating tall guys when I was in my teens. Like if a girl was 5'4 and her boyfriend was 6'0, I would be so bitter and resentful. Because short girls had their pick of all different types of guys, short, average and tall. And a lot of tall guys have fetishes for petite woman. I'm over it now as I found someone :)

[Anonymous No.6311130]

>>6311123
sure you can judge them all you want

id doubt its accuracy though

[Anonymous No.6311134]

>>6311112
I literally NEVER saw any of the tall girls in my high school date anyone. I got lucky being 5'10 but the 6 ft girls were perpetually single. One girl was really beautiful actually, slim blonde hair, piercing green eyes and nice, tans skin. She never had a boyfriend. Quite simply, guys in high school are too worried about fitting in to date a girl that is outside of what their peers consider desirable.

[o-slap No.6311144]

the original weaboo

[smoker !Umad72YCVU No.6311160]

>>6311134
>highschool
Step up senpai.

[Anonymous No.6311164]

>>6311112
I've dated dudes before and have had dudes like me. Almost everyone of them at one point in time admitted to having some fetish that related to my height. I've also had dudes just straight up say they wouldn't date me cause I was taller than them.

>>6311124
My last boyfriend and I were sitting around one day and just talking about our turn ons and shit and he mentioned it. It wasn't a big deal cause that was the only time he brought it up, but this other dude that used to like me was always so creepy about it.

[Anonymous No.6311173]

>>6311123

Scientific study trumps anecdotal evidence aka "experience".

http://psp.sagepub.com/content/15/4/617.short

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886907002814

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886908001797
"Using samples of 2000 personal ads and 382 undergraduates, both sexes preferred relationships where the woman was shorter when specifying the shortest acceptable, tallest acceptable, and ideal dating partner."

"Shorter females were preferred more as dates, were dated more frequently, and were rated as more attractive than taller females regardless of the height of the male subjects."

"The present study examined preferences for absolute height and the male-taller norm in a community sample of 901 British individuals. Initial results replicated previous studies, showing that both women and men preferred relationships in which the woman was shorter than the man."

[Anonymous No.6311560]

>>6307717
David Schwimmer, fuck it

[Anonymous No.6311590]

>>6307334

Person, but with fucktons of shoop.

[Anonymous No.6311626]

>>6307717
>http://celebrity.myheritage.com/FP/Company/try-face-recognition.php

>Try 5 decent pics
>no matches
>try ugly normal lazy pic:
>David Desrosiers
>David Schwimmer
>John Cusack

B-but I'm female....

[Anonymous No.6311643]

>>6311626

>Try again

>Jared Paladecki
>Owen Wilson
>Trent Ford
>Ritchie Valens
>Jesse McCartney

[Anonymous No.6311658]

>>6311626
>>6311643
i know your pain, anon

[Elsie de Lute !haZ4PxOePw No.6311665]

>>6311626
Got curious and tried it, bunch of asians came up then a... Wild Ashton Kutcher appeared. I don't look Asian at all...

[Anonymous No.6311799]

1/4 Chinese .. right

[Anonymous No.6311830]

>>6311799

That's actually believable.

[Anonymous No.6311856]

>>6311799
Quite believable. Even if he said he's haafu I'd believe as well.

[Pixel !liV7ZvK9aE No.6311862]

>>6311799
I could see that.

Also, on a different note, he's adorable.

[Anonymous No.6311869]

>>6307040
But I like my cheek bones tho. Looking your age isn't a bad thing, not if you know how to work it. So many woman in here wanting to look 16 again, lol.

[Anonymous No.6311899]

>>6307040
But I like my cheek bones tho. Looking your age isn't a bad thing, not if you know how to work it. So many women in here wanting to look 16 kawaii desu again, lol. Getting surgery done is, 'trying too hard'. Pointing that out thur.

[Anonymous No.6311900]

>>6311643
>give it a shot
>get Anne Frank
Welp.

[Anonymous No.6311915]

>>6311626
Out of morbid curiosity, I gave it a try too.
I'm Asian and it came up with:
>Ayumi Hamasaki
>Ueto Aya
>Enya
>Penelope Cruz
>Daniel Radcliffe
>Peter Jackson

...What the fuck is going on... The first 4 are conceivable. Daniel, maybe, but Peter Jackson?

[Anonymous No.6311918]

>>6307084
This sounds just like me! My grandpa is black yet I'm the palest person I know, with blue eyes and everything.

[Anonymous No.6311943]

Do korean ever do the jaw surgery on whites? I could really go for that, my jaw is very masculine.

[Anonymous No.6311951]

>>6311943
You can get that surgery in most any country... or just contour with makeup.

[Anonymous No.6311954]

Yeah. Basically
>every western gyaru and gyaru-o ever

[Anonymous No.6311972]

I wouldn't want to look Asian (sorry, they kind of arr rook same to me), but I'd like to get some of dat korean plastic surgery... Not that jaw shaving thing though, I'm fine with my jaw, plus apparently it's pretty risky. It can really make you look so much better though, just look at Jessica from SNSD for example.

I actually have bunch of these Asian plastic surgery "before and afters" saved though - it's really interesting to me, for some reason... They really go to amazing lengths to look beautiful.

[Anonymous No.6311973]

>>6311972
Ooh, can you post more of them?

[Anonymous No.6311978]

>>6311972
It's funny how Koreans are all prideful about their culture when they don't even want to look like what their people historically looked like. What's going to happen when they have ugly children? Make them get plastic surgery too? Though, that's not even a far off question. They, literally, give their children the option of plastic surgery for birthday presents.

[Anonymous No.6311985]

>>6311972

It's interesting to see how different they look before vs. how they all look more or less the same after. It's like they're all trying to reach the same goal with their looks.

[Anonymous No.6311992]

>>6311978
Friend and I had a discussion about this. The Korean population can only go in a downward spiral, on their terms of attractiveness from now on.

Ugly babies everywhere.

[Anonymous No.6311996]

>>6311972
Dunno why I've never asked about this sooner, because I've always wondered...
What is up with the weird intense bagginess under the eyes? I notice that in this picture, the bagginess is a lot more baggy after the surgery. So is it actually a surgical procedure? Is there a sort of implant under the eye? Is it just makeup? Is is a side effect of eyelid surgery? Do they purposefully keep bad sleeping hours?
I dun gettit.
I mean clearly, it is a look they want and I'm not judging. Just curious as to how this done, because I don't think I could get my eyes to look like that even if I tried.

[Anonymous No.6312000]

>>6311972
Wow, eye surgery makes them have some pretty awful bags under their eyes.

[Anonymous No.6311998]

>>6311972
it's terrible how much more i like them in the after pics

[Anonymous No.6311999]

>>6311992
They'll get pretty as long as they're old enough to get plastic surgery so who cares?

[Anonymous No.6312001]

>>6311996

It's considered attractive, there are even makeup tricks to enhance it. It's called aegyosal.

[Anonymous No.6312002]

I have a pretty strong features but I model with them. As a kid I was so insecure of my features, it also doesn't help when your idols (that you may have looked up to because they had similar features too) get surgery done to erase it, making you feel like shit. So yeah, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. While you're sitting there thinking of how to fix yourself, maybe just give a shot at being happy with yourself for once? Give an awkward kid some hope in the future so she/he doesn't feel rejected from society because they look different.

[Anonymous No.6312005]

>>6312000

That's done on purpose, though.

[Anonymous No.6312008]

>>6312005
It doesn't remove the fact that they look pretty awful. They all look like very tired deers in headlights.

[Anonymous No.6312009]

>>6311996
They actually inject fat on the lower eyelid to make it appear like that. I suppose it has its benefits; it makes the actual bag under your eye look less prominent but on the other hand it can also look terribly artificial when done via cosmetic surgery.

[Anonymous No.6312011]

>>6311972

What procedure do they get to make their skin look so much better? In the befores of some of them you can tell they have acne scars and they look flawless in the after pics.

[Anonymous No.6312014]

>>6312001
i just googled this and apparently they think it makes them look cuter and younger? is that right?

wtf it makes them look old and busted to me idgi. do kids usually have that going on or something?

[Anonymous No.6312016]

>>6312008

It's supposedly related to looking young and innocent or something. And we all know, Asian women can't look older than 20 or non-innocent or else they're old hags.

[Anonymous No.6312020]

the eyebags make their eyes look more caucasian/bigger. they want bulging eyes that pop out, not slit eyes with eyeballs disappearing into their skull

[Anonymous No.6312021]

>>6311973
Ah, sure.

>>6311996
I actually wondered this a lot, too... Apparently, it's called "aegyo skin", and it creates the "eye smile", just something that's thought as cute in Korea I guess. Or in the words of google:
>there is even a plastic surgery procedure called "aegyo surgery" in which aegyo sal (aegyo skin) is created on the bottom eyelid to create a sweeter and more innocent appearance.

[Anonymous No.6312022]

>>6312011
I think it's like, something called, foundation.

[Anonymous No.6312025]

>>6311978
I laughed for a long period of time at the baby's face. I'm probably going to hell, now.

Seriously, I wonder if the kids just think they got the genetic short stick or something. It must feel disappointing to look at your mom and dad and then look back at yourself and realize not only do you look nothing like them in terms of face structure.

[Anonymous No.6312026]

>>6312021

[Anonymous No.6312034]

>>6312016
In my opinion those bags make them look older, but eh, Asians, especially Koreans are pretty damn fucked up.

[Anonymous No.6312056]

>>6312001
>>6312009
Thanks for the info. So makeup and plastic surgery for that stuff. I mean, I get that every culture has their own idea of beauty. But I can't help but see these bags and imagine that there's a disgusting fat worm wriggling around under their eye. Creeps me out.

[Anonymous No.6312060]

This girl is (supposedly?) Miss Korea (Kim Yu-mi) by the way, lel.

[Anonymous No.6312064]

>>6311972
The ones who weren't very good-looking before (top right, bottom left) still don't look that good, and the ones who look really good now (top left, bottom right) already looked good before. Woohoo surgery!

[Anonymous No.6312073]

So I tried the celebrity face recognition thing out of curiosity;

> Hilary Duff
> Kana
> Kyoko Fukada
> Faith Hill
> Kate Bush
> Vivien Hsu
> Maite Perroni
> Matsuhimo Nanako
> Phyllis Quek

mfw I'm not Asian nor am I a hot blonde bombshell

[Anonymous No.6312075]

>>6312064
imo the one on the bottom left is the prettiest. The Top right and one second from the bottom on the right are creeping me out with those dead fisheyes, though.

[Anonymous No.6312078]

I tried that facematch and got:
Martina McBride
Hunter Tylo
Norkys Batista

who are these people, haha?

[Anonymous No.6312083]

Wasn't really ever considering surgery, until I looked into this thread. I hate you guys.

[Anonymous No.6312089]

>>6312000
Don't worry, they'll shoop them out later in pics regardless.

[Anonymous No.6312103]

I used this picture and got Marilyn Manson. Okay.

[Cunt !WIZardrY9E No.6312113]

>>6312073

I just tried this using an extremely weeaboo picture of myself. I got:

Matsu Takako
Rachel Mcadams
Philip Kirkorov (IS THAT A MAN?)
Goldie Hawn
Winona Ryder (I am okay with this)
Melanie Griffith
Aya Matsuura
Lou Diamond Phillips (LOOOOOOOOOOL)
Christine Brinkley

This is fun, I'm doing it again!

[Anonymous No.6312117]

>>6312103
isn't that the painting of vigo the carpathian?

[Anonymous No.6312122]

[Anonymous No.6312125]

My two top matches were Naomi Campbell and Christie Turlington!

[Anonymous No.6312132]

and then the thread derailed again.

[Anonymous No.6312136]

>>6312117
I would think so too if I had never met her, but here, have another picture.

[Cunt !WIZardrY9E No.6312140]

I just ran this picture through it:

Nakashima Mika
Heidi Klum
Emily Browning
Natalie Wood
Justin Chatwin
Claudia Schiffer
Halle Berry
Ueto Aya

[Anonymous No.6312173]

>>6312122
OH GOD
GOD
GOD EXISTS
THIS PICTURE...

This gave me so much hope. I have a face that's too thin and always thought even if I got implants it wouldn't be better.
But just look at her!

Ah! I'm so happy now I could cry.

[Magical Machete !KonabiK9d2 No.6312183]

>>6307717
Oh man. I think it's because of my face shape. I don't look like any of them...

>Ueto Aya 96%
>Matsushima Nanako 83%
>Rachel Weisz 78%
>Kana 76%
>Hilary Duff 76%
>Ayumi Hamasaki 76%
>Melinda Clarke 75%
>Kyoko Fukada 74%
>Rebecca Gayheart 74%

[Anonymous No.6312188]

>>6312183
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.6312192]

>Ann Kok
>Meredith Monroe
>Emmy Rossum
>Pop Fernandez
>Matsu Takako
>Laura Linney
>Aya Matsuura
>Krista Allen
>Melinda Clarke

Well I guess I just don't have a truly fame-worthy face.

[Magical Machete !KonabiK9d2 No.6312197]

>>6312188
Yay! I have a twin somewhere!

[Anonymous No.6312202]

>>6311972
Third one down on the left actually looked better before, I think. Her eyes and cheekbones were stunning.

[Anonymous No.6312208]

>>6312202
>third
arr rook same

[Anonymous No.6312223]

>>6312021
I like how someone drew a mustache on there.

[Anonymous No.6312224]

>>6312173
Lol, I can already imagine, /cgl/ taking a plastic surgery group trip to Korea... (Hell, count me in, too.)

[Anonymous No.6312233]

>>6312060
I think she was already kind of pretty. Not drop dead gorgeous, but she definitely had some natural beauty that a lot of the other stars lacked.

[Anonymous No.6312236]

>>6312224
Can you imagine the passive-agressive shit talking? If ten people went, we would then end up with ten different but similar
>"okay you guys I know this isn't really a CON horror story buuuuttt..."

It would be glorious.

[Anonymous No.6312246]

>>6312236
Haha, man, I can see it.
"So, I went on this trip to Korea (what for? oh, you know, just to visit. [because we all know a seagull would never admit getting surgery]) and one of the girls I went with was the BIGGEST Koreaboo. The whole time we were there, she was just squealing about how cute everything was, and how she was going to look just like a cute Korean pop-star. It was SO embarrassing. And she couldn't even speak Korean!"

[Anonymous No.6312283]

>>6312224
Crap, the before version of the first girl is the way I always imagined Teru from Dengeki Daisy would look like(only slightly prettier)

[Anonymous No.6312296]

>>6311978
Shitttt yeaaaah! I feel like I won the genetic lottery then. None of my family looks like that, even generations back.

I know seagulls are pretty iffy about Koreans but I promise you, there are a number of us that don't look that derp without plastic surgery.

[Anonymous No.6312313]

>>6307210
You're acting like a savage yourself.

[Anonymous No.6312318]

>>6307308
>2012
>Still having this mentality

[Anonymous No.6312427]

>>6312009
>I suppose it has its benefits; it makes the actual bag under your eye look less prominent
Nope. It's usually a dual procedure: They use fillers on the actual "dark circles" or tear troughs under the eyes to smooth them out and then they use another filler to create the "cute" eyebag right underneath the eye. So it's not like the cute eye bag makes the dark circles look less prominent, they just fill those in

[Anonymous No.6312431]

>>6311972
Wow, look at that difference. Some of them do look better, but I think is so freaking scary how they all kinda start to look the same because they get the same things done, in the same way. So easy to spot on celebrities, ulzzangs, etc.

Still, those are pretty awesome nose jobs XD I'd like to get one to remove the annoying bump in my bride and the bulbous tip but it scares me, plus I don't think I can't afford it haha fml

[Anonymous No.6312442]

>>6312431
Yeahhh having to stick with makeup contouring, surgery costs too much for me. How Koreans pay for it I'll never understand.

[Anonymous No.6312484]

>>6312442
plastic surgery is pretty cheap in korea

[Anonymous No.6312620]

>>6312192
Emmy Rossum played Christine in the movie version of Phantom of the Opera.
You must be gorgeous if you look like her.

[Anonymous No.6312742]

Sort of a related thing happened to me today.

>Walk to the closest grocery store first thing in the morning
>IGA is expensive as fuck and I only have change in my purse
>Happen to be the only customer there, since it just opened for the day
>Grab the cheapest coffee and 2 packs of ramen because even the cheapest mac and cheese is $2.99 there
>Cashier is a dick from my old school, chuckling around with his hippie brother who works there too.
>"There's other oriental food here, you know. Not just ramen."
>wat
>"SIGH. You're 9 cents short!"
>"Oh, I'm sorry, one moment..."
>"It's fine. Sayonara, anon-SEMPIE!"
>mfw I bought the ramen because I have no food in my house and only $3 to my name.
>mfw I should've just cussed him out instead of letting my social anxiety win.

[Anonymous No.6312800]

AGH I JUST HATE THIS, BEING HALF!!!
>Be half asian
>25% french 25% german 50% taiwanese
>be 5'7'' can't wear heels unless the guy is 6'
>have eyes that look like the result after asian girls use eyelid tape
>brown eyes, not green like mommy's
>no deep set eyes like white friends' :'(
>asian thin, with hips and boobs, (35-27-35)
>pale translucent skin.
>medium brown hair
>arched white girl eyebrows
>heart shaped lips, bigger than most asian's
>not sure how to describe my nose. it's mixed looking.
>heart shaped face


... eveything about me is in the middle, i would much prefer to be one or the other.
most of my friends are asian but i feel like the odd one out because i tower over them, have light hair and larger features :c my eyebrows just aren't innocent looking like their's... and because i have a figure, their stylish loose clothing makes me look fat and pregnant. everything else makes me look too curvy and sexy ugh.
a lot of guys won't date me because i'm taller. (but when they do they're like 6' which is awesome. but that's hard to find in an asian guy.i'm not yellow feverish, i do appreciate a handsome white guy too)

but some asian friends have legitimately taken my picture and used it as reference for their plastic surgery!

and i never have a celebrity "doppelganger" unless they're half too, of course. Or final fantasy characters.
it's so hard to find another half person...but when i do... people think we're related.
my dream is sort of to marry a beautiful half man and have beautiful half children...

it just makes me so soso mad.. i never fit in with white people or asians. i feel like the odd one out constantly.

>do not shave your jaw. it's not actually very popular in korea.. there are many hazards. my boyfriend's sister almost did it.. but apparently you can't speak or move your face well for 6 months and hurts a lot!

[Anonymous No.6312824]

>>6312800
>looks like a FF character
>is tall
>thin with boobs
>attracts tall guys
>"i look too curvy and sexy ugh"
Bitch, shut the fuck up and quit whinging. You have it better than all of use here combined. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6312842]

>>6312800
not sure if troll or just fishing for ~halfu special snowflake~ comments

[Anonymous No.6312860]

>>6312842
fishing for comments

[Anonymous No.6312867]

>>6312800
>baaaww i hate being half so much its awfu
>i dream of making beautiful hafu babies

[Anonymous No.6312879]

>wear thin cat-eye eyeliner, nothing too dramatic.
>am very pale with blue eyes and almost black hair, frequently am asked if I dye my hair

I wonder if people think this about me, since a lot of people seem to assume I've dyed my hair darker too.

[Anonymous No.6312894]

>>6306987
>dat gif
but which one is the guy?

[Anonymous No.6312912]

>tfw already past age where women tend to be most attractive, still not enough for plastic surgery because I'm still in a master's program.

And once I'm done and actually get a job, I'll probably have to wait another couple years before I can justify taking that much vacation time off to get it. Even then I can't get jaw shaving, which I likely wouldn't anyway because job or not the recovery time is insane, but still. At this rate I'll be over 30 before I can get plastic surgery. I know many people who have had procedures and are 20 or under because I live in California and many people have rich parents. Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.6312919]

[Anonymous No.6312924]

>mfw I go to texas A&M

[Anonymous No.6312951]

>>6312919
There is NOTHING Asian/Asian wannabe about either of these girls. Fukkacumi likes anime, that's it.
Jesus, it's like looking kawaii or having big eyes automatically means you're trying to be Asian in /cgl/'s eyes

[Anonymous No.6312954]

>>6312173
Uh...hate to break it to you, but she was prety attractive before.

[Anonymous No.6312963]

>>6312954
Your point being...? I'm focusing on her thin and narrow face that got fixed. I'm pretty, but in my opinion my face is too narrow and I always thought it was hopeless and impossible to fix. The picture gave me hope.

[Anonymous No.6312970]

>>6312919
>human_dolls_03

If anything, they slightly resemble the sluttiness of Bratz Dolls.

[Anonymous No.6312987]

>>6312742
this is why I never go to human check outs.

[Arcana Time !woqVVX1A4Y No.6313029]

I am pretty flat, without a lot of curves and a little underweight, also pale as hell. I don't think I look asian at all, but I also don't want to. I rather try hard to make the best I can out of my type!

[Anonymous No.6313044]

>>6312963
Ahh I know that feel, I love cute round faces but no matter how much I eat, my cheeks will never be squeezable enough ;_;
seriously , when girls on here complain about having chubby cheeks I can't help but feel a bit jelly.
Sorry if I sound crazy

[Anonymous No.6313065]

>>6313044
Ah, I know all of those feels! When they talk about chipmunk cheeks and complai about their faces being too round I feel like slapping their shit because it's SO DAMN CUTE WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET RID OF IT

[Anonymous No.6313093]

>>6313065
>When they talk about chipmunk cheeks and complai about their faces being too round I feel like slapping their shit because it's SO DAMN CUTE WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET RID OF IT
THIS
all those face contouring/slimming tutorials in the make-up threads
but no tutorials for the opposite effect ;_;

[Anonymous No.6313107]

>>6313093
*if the reverse effect is possible without it looking terrible

[Anonymous No.6313108]

>>6313093
I've seen some for the opposite but they're usually not that useful... mostly shading your chin and forehead (I assume we all have some sort of fringe, though?) and highlighting the cheeks.

Little to no effect.
Plastic surgery is the only waaaaay ;_;
I'm glad it's possible, at least... would be pretty sad if not even plastic surgery could solve it.

[Anonymous No.6313115]

people that know me know i'm into asian culture so i think they purposely tell me "oh that outfit/you look so asian today!" or "i thought you were someone else! thought you were an asian girl when i first saw you"

like are you that pathetically incapable of other conversation that might interest me?

[Anonymous No.6313146]

>>6313065
I have a round face, and people tell me all the time that I look so young and adorable. But I think the reason I mostly want a thinner face is because in my mind, thinner face= looking older= people taking you seriously.

For some reason I feel that if I look very young, people/bosses/etc. won't take me seriously, and instead they'll treat me like, "Awww, how cute, you look so young ahaha I won't regard anything you say." But that's just me.

But everyone tells me I'll appreciate having a rounder face when I'm like 40, so let's see.

[Anonymous No.6313160]

>All Filipino guys wish to be black
Don't say its not true, cause it is.

[Anonymous No.6313165]

>Recently became friends with the palest, dorkiest weeaboo girl in the world
>She makes a V with her fingers in literally every single photo
I wonder if I should tell her something.

[Anonymous No.6313190]

>>6312800
Bitch, shut the fuck up. The unspoken hapa rule is that we won the genetics lottery and we quietly get on with it while reveling in all the good things that get thrown at us. Do not ruin it for us with your obvious need for affirmation.

[Anonymous No.6313192]

>>6313160
No, no it isn't. Most of them want to be harmless geeks with a silly sense of humor and a fascination for technology. You must just meet the shittiest of the shit.

[Anonymous No.6313225]

>>6313146
Can we swap face shape?
in my case: thin face="oh anon I can't pinch your cheeks because your face is too thin, -another person with chubby cheeks- has such adorable squishy cheeks!" Or thin face=depressed/eating disorder, "look at how round, adorable and healthy your face was once anon , now you're so thin.." or "eat up anon! You look so thin! Look at those cheeks!"
So yeah a thin face (at least in my case) makes me look like a meth addict with an eating disorder, who would you choose between such a depressed looking person like this and an adorable looking girl with full chubby cheeks who seems to be happiness in person?
I'm sorry if I sound so speshul-snowfrake ish, I'm just a bit tired

[Anonymous No.6313274]

>>6313225
My god, being told you have adorable squishy cheeks is a hundred times more insulting.

[Anonymous No.6313300]

>>6312800
Wow, people like you are what makes so many hate hapas.

>baw i hate my features even though so many people want them and people even take my photo as reference
>wah i don't look asian enough
>curse my sexy body!

Seriously, you're being so obvious, I'm ashamed.

[Anonymous No.6313311]

>>6313165
What's wrong with that? I think it's very cute and love when cute/pretty westerners do that as well.

[Anonymous No.6313529]

> be samoan/spaniard
> retain chinky eyes/pale skin
> go to highschool anime club freshman year
> weebs think i'm "kawaii azn gurl"
> instantly objectified by male weebs constantly trying to get me to date them
> end up dating the club leader or whatever
> constantly referred to as "asian lover" by him
> correct him and tell him i'm not actually asian
> ignores that fact
> call it off with him after three months
> he goes bat shit crazy and threatens to kill himself

all the guys i've dated have had some sort of yellow fever or weird anime girl fetish and it's like i'm the closest they'll get to their sacred azn girls it honestly makes you feel like shit

[Anonymous No.6313561]

>>6313529
So date outside the anime sphere? Not hard.

[Anonymous No.6313667]

>>6313165
You realize a lot of people do that right?

[Anonymous No.6313682]

>>6306708

>white girl wearing western clothing

Why u mad?

[Anonymous No.6313708]

>>6313529
>Be Samoan/Black
>Light Skin
>Small eyes
>Big hair
>Join anime club in HS
>Get named Karisa by weeb girls in club
>White guys in fantasy game club (held in the same room) try feeling me up any chance they get (during movies, excursions, cosplay parties)
>leave anime club and never go back

i feel your pain
i do

[Anonymous No.6313709]

>>6312742
Geez... was he making fun of your weebiness or something?

Man... This brings back memories of my middle school days. People would make up really bad rumors about me and make fun of me because I was so obsessed with being a "kawaii azn".

I can understand now, but did they have to be so mean? I just wanted to be pretty and loved, god damn it. Anon, if you're still feeling pain, know that you're not alone. We can cry together if you want.

[Anonymous No.6313724]

>>6313708
I'm sorry that you guys get objectified.

I wish people would just spread a nice, reasonable, equal amount of love around to all races. You know, cease the whole "WHY CAN'T I GET X TYPE OF GIRL? HOW DOW I GET A CUTE X GIRL TO DATE ME?" kind of thing. That'd be nice. Then nobody would feel the need to be anything. We'd all be happier with our bodies and nationalities. That'd be so great...

[Anonymous No.6313930]

>5 '10 (fuck everyone who thinks being 5 '7 or '8 is freakishly tall)
>38-27-36
>somehow get the occasional "are you half asian?" when cosplaying or just wearing winged out eyeliner
>mfw people use it as a compliment. You'd have to be pretty weebish to take it as one imo.

[Anonymous No.6313955]

People who hate their own race are garbage.

[Anonymous No.6313966]

>>6313955
What about halfies?

[Anonymous No.6314012]

>>6312224
>>6312236
>>6312246

Shiiiiit, I'd jump on that. Anybody got any of those plastic surgery before and afters for men?

[Anonymous No.6314207]

I love how some of the weebs who were like " Japan rules! Other countries suck!" are now raging koreaboos.
What is worst, a weeaboo or a koreaboo?

[Anonymous No.6314265]

>>6314207

A weeaboo turned Koreaboo. Because they're not the hipsters of the yellow-fever infected.

>"Oh, I liked Japan before it was cool."

And it;s always funny when it's the ones who claimed they loved the ~culture~ and the ~language~, *NOT* just the entertainment industry!!1

[Anonymous No.6314267]

>>6314265
>not

*now

[Anonymous No.6314397]

>>6314265
I think it's pretty difficult to find a koreaboo who wasn't once a weeb.

[Anonymous No.6315007]

>>6313966
We fucking love being half, and tend to identify more strongly with the culture of the country we grew up in.

[Anonymous No.6315128]

>> dad is Italian, mom is Japanese
>> some days I look "very Asian", other days get told I look white
>> this happens with or without makeup...
>> mfw I dunno how to feel about this?

Pic related, me. Sorry for the obnoxious filter.

[Anonymous No.6315154]

>>6315128
Very Asian, from what it's possible to tell from that godawful filtered myspace angle shot.

[Anonymous No.6315156]

liking an asian style is not always the same as wanting to be asian.

[Cunt !WIZardrY9E No.6315162]

>>6315128

I think you look.... ITALASIAN!

But seriously, take a better picture. Can't see shit with that angle and instagram-grade filter.

[Anonymous No.6315167]

>>6315154

Sorry, here's another less obnoxious pic... Also idk why I look startled in most pics... :(

But yea it's weird, my bf tells people I'm Japanese when I tell him no, only half dammit (he's a weeb). My mom tells people I'm white (....how mom?).

[Anonymous No.6315173]

>>6315167
Italian/Japanese people seem to always have the biggest, most animu eyes. It's pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.6315197]

>>6307028
>>6306940

It's believable, google alexa chung. She doesn't look vaguely chinese but she has a chinese grandfather or something.

[Anonymous No.6315209]

>>6315197
>alexa chung
Whaaat? Alexa Chung is VERY obviously part Asian.

[Anonymous No.6315225]

>>6306940
Japanese washes out a TON if you have any sort of Eastern European or Nordic roots.

1/4th Japanese here. German, Swedish, Czech for the rest. My mother's side has the Japanese blood and she looks like it, but I gained all of my fathers physical features except some facial bone structure, and some small tits. My mother and I look completely unrelated and if you saw me and my grandmother you wouldn't believe I was related to her.

[Anonymous No.6315232]

>>6315209
yeah obviously chinese.

[Anonymous No.6315241]

>>6315232
Y...es. Very obviously PART Chinese. I don't know what signifying features you look for but they're obviously different from mine.

[Anonymous No.6315246]

>>6314265
Koreaboos are the fucking worst. They literally know nothing about the culture outside of the Kpop/Kdrama industry, and their language skills are stuck in the, "Hello, how are you? My name is. . ." level.

It makes it annoying when you're actually learning Korean for the sake of learning the language, and people just assume you are another Koreaboo, and you'll drop it after a few months. People are shocked to hear that, no, I don't actually like Kpop at all, I just like the culture and language learning in general.

Yes, I mad.

[Anonymous No.6315254]

>>6315241
Sorry, no. If you hadn't said anything, and she didn't have the most Chinese last name, I would have thought she was just another white chick.

[Anonymous No.6315259]

>>6315254
If I had made friends with her I would definitely end up asking if she had some East-Asian blood.

[Anonymous No.6315266]

>>6315246
I learned Korean in highschool, because about 50% of my friends were Korean, so they sort of tried teaching me and I ended up taking a course in a community college. I spoke fluently for a long time, I'm kind of rusty now, but I can still understand people when they are talking to me and I can read everything, I just forget some words sometimes.

I will have to agree that Koreaboos are awful. Korean pop music is only one of the plagues in Korean culture today though it's production quality is immaculate. It amazes me how many fans all these stars have, given that almost all of them sound the same, write the same kind of music and their music videos are near but indistinguishable from one another. It's just very strange.

[Anonymous No.6315269]

>>6315259
She looks Caucasian as fuck. If she'd bleached her hair blond and wore blue contacts she'd be considered an ~*Aryan Princess*~.
You silly.

[Anonymous No.6315277]

Why would anyone want to look Asian?

[Anonymous No.6315324]

>>6315269
She...has green eyes already.

I think I get it now, though. You're looking at skin color and hair and eyes and I'm looking at bone structure, feature placement and the flatness of her face in profile.

[Anonymous No.6315333]

>>6315324
I want the translated version of this picture.

[Anonymous No.6315337]

>>6315324
I still can't see it...

[Anonymous No.6315338]

>>6315324
Oh, see, if you had posted profile pictures, we may have been able to see it better. From these straight on photos, she just looks like another famous white woman.

[Anonymous No.6315343]

>>6315324
>>6315338

that's not alexa chung.

[Anonymous No.6315351]

>>6315266
>It amazes me how many fans all these stars have, given that almost all of them sound the same, write the same kind of music and their music videos are near but indistinguishable from one another. It's just very strange.

I honestly cannot tell the difference from band-to-band. I could listen to a Kpop mashup, and, aside from males and females, I would honestly think it's all the same group.

[Anonymous No.6315354]

>>6306940
I can't see it in her but it's possible. I'm 1/4 Korean and hardly look it at all.

[Anonymous No.6315361]

>>6315343
Yes, I know? I'm just saying any profile would have been better than all the straight on ones.

[Anonymous No.6315398]

>>6315324
But...you're still incorrect. She has very square-shaped features. I don't really understand.

[Anonymous No.6315412]

>>6315351
Not only that, but Koreaboos also somehow know each and every singer, when they are singing, even without the video. Groups like SNSD have 12 people in them and to hear someone say oh I like Tiffany's voice so much right here is almost scary. How much time do these people invest in learning about K-pop?

[Anonymous No.6315487]

>>6315209
wat
i can't even tell alexa chung is part chinese and i AM chinese.

[Anonymous No.6315496]

>>6315254
Same here. I would never have guessed she was part chinese if it weren't for her surname. She looks completely caucasian.

She gives me hope though. I always thought I had the most horrible face structure/jawline but she has the exact same as me and she's a model...

[Anonymous No.6315525]

>>6306834
>>6306857
>>6306896
>>6306916
yeah, i don't understand this, either. maybe it's because i'm actually asian, but i've met a lot white people who claim to be asked if they're asian a lot, and i NEVER see it.

[Anonymous No.6315530]

>>6307221
>be asian
>have blunt bangs and black hair in a ponytail
>wear black pleated skirt and black tank top (super hot summer)
>get called sailor moon

[Anonymous No.6315543]

>>6311799
the circle lenses and black hair do a lot for this kid

[Anonymous No.6315948]

>>6315543
Yeah but his hair is brown, not black and eyes are brown aswell, he's also swedish