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>she can't deepthroat a 5in dick
Bitch are you even trying?

>> No.6302689
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>her boyfriend's dick is only 5 inches

>> No.6302698

You can't deep throat anything 5 inches since the darn thing can't reach.

>> No.6302700

>>6302689
This.

>> No.6302702
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> 5 inches

That's not a dick. That's a 11th finger.

>> No.6302704

Fuck off, sluts. My boyfriend and I are clean, healthy people.

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>>6302704

>> No.6302713

>bf is a virgin
>7.5inches
>"I'm gonna show him what I can do!"
>attempt to deep throat him
>end up gagging and biting his dick
Worst gf ever

>> No.6302716
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>>6302689
Women sure are mislead about dick sizes.

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>>6302716

I imagine you crying in a corner rocking back and forth, whispering to yourself...

>four inches is average four inches is average four inches is average four inches is average.

>> No.6302725

>>6302689
average erect penis length is around 5.8 inches, have you ever seen a dick in real life?
>no

>> No.6302727

>>6302724
you're the only one mentioning 4 inches, 1/10 for making me reply

>> No.6302728

>>6302724
Blake sais his weenie is 7.5 inches or something.

>> No.6302729

how is this cgl right now, gtfo

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>>6302728

then it must be true.

>> No.6302746

whats the saying

big dicks to fill a bucket

>> No.6302754

ITT: Confusing inches and centimeters

>> No.6302752

boyfriend is a virgin
dick turns out to be a solid 7
everything went bette then expected

>> No.6302781

>>6302752
7s are the best, big but not too big.

>> No.6302799

>Measure my dick once when I was young
>8inches
>No idea this was above average until I grew up
>Super confident ever since
>7.5
>big

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A thread about penises?

Can I join?

>> No.6302812

>>6302713
I laughed.

Can this be a thread of awkward dick action?

>>trying to be seductive
>>kissing boyfriend's stomach and going downward
>>try to tug the zipper down with my teeth
>>end up biting the tip of his penis through his pants instead
>>he's in pain and I feel like a complete failure of a girlfriend

>> No.6302828

i love talking bout penis, never had one but its a good thing to talk about

>> No.6302831

>>6302781
Have an average dick. Feels bad man.

>> No.6302834
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6302834

>At con last year
>Meet kawaii, sexy, pretty boy cosplaying my husbando
>Things just get better from there
>Go back to his hotel room to have sex
>He goes to his suitcase
>Pulls out silicone penis and a harness
>wat
>Best sex of my life<3

Everyone should know that trannies with fake peens are the best. Also, that thing was 9 inches long.
>9 inches.

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>>6302812
>end up biting the tip of his penis through his pants instead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT
I feel so bad for your boyfriend

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>>6302834

>> No.6302850

>>6302834
im guessing surprises were in order

>> No.6302865
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>tfw barely above 4 inches
>forever afraid to get into relationships even when cute girls hit on me
it's just so hard to filter out the inevitable disappointment / laughter possibly when she sees it

I'm better off being a wizard

but hey, my hands are small too, so when I'm holding it it looks big!

>> No.6302871

>>6302865
find a smaller asian girl. They love smaller dick.

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> ACK NO NO NO TEETH THAT HURTS AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY

> Look, no, that's not going to fit IT'S NOT GONNA FIT
> OW STOP IT I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T FIT

>> No.6302893

I'm just saying, I had a bf with a 9inch penis and that shit was just uncomfortably big.. sure it looked hot when you gave it a handjob but 9 inches in your vagina is not that pleasent.
6-7 would be best size!

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>>6302884
> Suck suck suck
> 0.o
> Bleagh.
> WAY too many fizzy drinks for him
(Srsly, guys, they make you taste NASTY. Lay off them, drink moar fruit juice.)

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>>6302884
> TFW I have way too many images to post in a thread like this

> Pic related; it's one of them.

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>>6302871
there are no Asian girls around here

>> No.6302908

>>6302901
Then you have no choice but to shave it off and become a woman.

>> No.6302910

>>6302896
is a glass of orange every morning good?

>> No.6302911

But what if the guy has a bent dick?

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for the men

>> No.6302923

>>6302908
I'm a bit girly looking so maybe I could pull of a girl, but I'm kind of attached to my penis already, you know

>> No.6302926

>>6302896
that's a feel I don't ever want to feel again. His diet before crashing with me for about three weeks consisted of: soda, cereal, chips, cookies. It was absolutely disgusting. I took it like a champ though... blegh. Things ended up not working out and we broke up. My friends tell me I'm just too nice.

>> No.6302927

Bitches and dicks blah blah blah

Do you girls ever think of anything else?

>> No.6302931

>>6302911

Made me think of this

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Duck

>> No.6302932

I swear to god my first boyfriend must have had the hugest cock, everything else since seems actually manageable.
I can't tell if it's just because he was my first though, eh.

>> No.6302937

My fianceé has a pretty big dick. Around 8-9 inches and pretty thick. But I don't really feel anything during sex unless he's hitting my cervix, I was a virgin when I met him. Anyone else have this problem?

>> No.6302939

Dick threads on this board are funny, on other boards they're full of bitching and insecurity.

>> No.6302944

>>6302937
You have a really big vagina. Get a sybian to pregame

And also postgame

Never let him know he doesn't satisfy you

>> No.6302947

>>6302931
Don't forget that his dick is also covered in his own shit.

>> No.6302948

>>6302937
Date a black guy, you're obviously made for them.

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>be about 6 inches
>tfw noone to use it on

>> No.6302954

god the questions this virgin want to asks. Will that be ok?

>> No.6302958

>>6302954
Ask away you sad limpy

>> No.6302960

>>6302954
Go for it.

>> No.6302965

So when do people start posting pics of our tripfags dicks? That is the only reason why I read through this thread.

POST SOME DICKS ALREADY.

>> No.6302961

>>6302728
It actually is 7" exact. I know how to measure properly. My actual dick was posted on cgl before. It may be above average, but its not lolhueg to lie about on the fucking internet. Dick size is one of the saddest things you can lie about.

>> No.6302963

>>6302910
Yes. Fruit sugars make you tasty. Pineapple is better, though, due to less acidic.

Maybe not so good for your teeth, though. Clean teeth after ingesting juice. Rinse mouth out to avoid the reaction.

>> No.6302973

>>6302965
You first, fag.

>> No.6302969

>>6302913
So THAT'S how they get those shots in porn.

>> No.6302972

>>6302965
that's /soc/

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>>6302958
im a girl,
>>6302960
i just wanna know how it feels the first time, my friends just tell me to make sure the guys knows what a clit is.
And how giving a blowjob feels

>> No.6302978

>>6302963
Actually I've found that the easiest way to make cum taste good is to eat or drink something beforehand. The cum will take on the taste of whatever taste is already in your mouth/throat. It makes swallowing a breeze.

>> No.6302977

>>6302963
(Different anon) Does it actually make it taste good or just better? I'm also pretty sure the big problem for me is the constancy/temperature of the semen itself.

>> No.6302985

>>6302978
FRUIT FUCKING GUSHERS AND ALLAGASH

>> No.6302982

>>6302702
Christ, you have long fingers

>> No.6302988

>>6302975
The latter, I can answer:

It's kinda strange at first, as you don't know wat do. It's kind of like eating a hotdog without the bun, only not as hot, and wet because pre-cum. And it moves on it's own.
Feels kinda wierd at first, especially with moving your head up and down it.
Just remember the following:
> NO TEETH. Not unless specifically requested, and even then, gently at first.
> Apply pressure by sucking, not blowing. It's not necessary, though.
> Tongue AND lips. Not just lips.
> It's a pleasure, not a chore. Make it sound like you're enjoying a tasty treat.
> Gag reflex. You probably have one. Be careful of it.
> Don't be afraid to use your fingers to stimulate him.
> After he comes, ease WAY up. It's very sensitive after.
> Make him wash first, especially if he's uncut.

>> No.6302991

>>6302978
>down a bottle of amaretto beforehand

>> No.6302992

>>Penis thread
>>No penis pics posted

I'm disappointed in you whores.

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>drink a lot of fruit juice
>semen tastes like nutella

I take pity on your lesser gender who can not dispense their own delicious condiments.

>> No.6302996

I always thought my own load smelled like fortune cookies.

Don't you sluts dare judge me.

>> No.6302998

>>6302978
Yeah, but consistency matters as well. Fizzy drinks make it all gloopy and sticky as well.

Also, fruit-flavoured energy drinks most definitely do not count. You will taste that for hours, and the burn sticks to your throat.

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>> No.6303005

>>Don't forget about the balls

Lick them, cradle them, don't ignore them. I have a gag reflex and this is how I work around it by doing other things.

>> No.6303010

>>6302931
>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Bent_duck.jpg
CWC has quite a peculiar dick.

>> No.6303013 [DELETED] 

>>File name

Hoobes' dick isn't that big, besides that picture is too artistic looking.

>> No.6303016

>>6303003
>>File name

Yeah right.

>> No.6303021

>>6302975
When you have your first time, tell him to stop if it hurts. You don't have to break your hymen in your first time. I did it like that and when we broke it, it didn't even hurt (and didn't bleed that much). If he knows what's a clit is, it's better but if he doesn't you can always teach him.

>> No.6303033

>>6303005
Careful with that, though. Some guys have really sensitive balls and you can't even touch them without getting all ticklish.

>> No.6303039

>>6303036
Too big for hobbes.

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>>6303003
Is that Hobbes?

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>Mfw my boyfriend has an 8 inch dick

>> No.6303045

>>6303021
a classmate of mine said her didnt break the first time, but how do you break it, my sister said there was blood her first time.

>> No.6303046

>>6303039
I thought that was confirmed for being hoobie?

>> No.6303049

>tfw boyfriend is only 6 inches

>> No.6303050

Mine is like 2Ocm(7.6in or so) and I'm afraid I'm gonna hurt the girl who takes my virginity and she's gonna hate me.

>> No.6303057

>>6303046
Who knows? The pic looks a little shooped, kinda blurry in some areas.

Let's wait until someone from the old cglchat days to come in and confirm it. Word has it that he used to flash his dick in there all the time.

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>5'5" height
>5.5" penis
>in 35 years i'll be 55 years old
555555 GET

>> No.6303068

I'm a 21 year old female and I have absolutely no interest in sex. Guys have asked me out but I always say no because eventually it will lead to sex and I don't want it. The thought of sex with anyone male or female repulses me.

>> No.6303081

>>6303068
Can we still cuddle?

>> No.6303087

>>6303045
Mine didn't break the first time either. You feel something breaking inside you and then a little blood coming out haha. I don't know how to explain it, sorry. It sounds scary but it's not that bad, so don't worry too much about it. Just say to your guy when you are uncomfortable or in pain, communication is vital for a healthy sex life!

>>6303050
Don't worry dude, my first time was with a guy with a 21cm and he didn't hurt me (if he hurt me sometime it's because he pushed too hard lol) just go slower if she's in pain or uncomfortable and if she tells you to stop, you stop.