New thread? I thought her bandwaggoning only limited itself to cosplay ideas, but apparently it's spread to other aspects of her life as well.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:25:05 2012 No.6297038 [DELETED]

New thread?
I thought her bandwaggoning only limited itself to cosplay ideas, but apparently it's spread to other aspects of her life as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:29:05 2012 No.6297052 >>6297038 >over 20 times ahahah take a step into the self harm tag. 20 times is nothing nothing russels my jimmies more then someone pretending to self harm and thinking they're so badass

Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:32:04 2012 No.6297062
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I don't really understand what motivates her to post shit like this.
She's not getting any attention from it, if anything it'll just make people think she's weird.
Does she have Aspberger's or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:33:04 2012 No.6297066 File: 913 KB, 500x375, tumblr_magvo8Bf6b1rzbn8ko1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a shitty thing to lie about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:35:34 2012 No.6297077 >>6297052 >russels

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:36:05 2012 No.6297082 jesus christ this bitch i cant even

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:36:05 2012 No.6297083 >>6297062 Maybe she has the T for Tumblr confused with T for Twitter? ... or she thinks she's a secret celebrity and everyone cares about her boring life details.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:39:04 2012 No.6297090 does anyone even have any instances of her getting angry at being called ashley? this is the first ive heard of it. why is she so full of bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:40:04 2012 No.6297093 File: 44 KB, 790x507, pidgeonbread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't Ashley also a boy's name? What is he fucking point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:41:04 2012 No.6297097 >>6297090 I remember that she blew up at an anon for calling her Ashley, and then every anon started to call her that instead of Luvmonkeys. This was near the beginning of "Asherbee," I believe. I'll try to find a cap.

Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:41:04 2012 No.6297098
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I love her excuse for why she ~questions her gender~
A friend called her Ash. EMPOWERMENT.

Nothing meaningful about the friend or anything. It's not like other Ashleys get called "Ash" because it's the first syllable of their name and quick to say.

Usually I stay out of trans* issues but...
Her bullshit smells worse than she does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:42:05 2012 No.6297107 > came up with the nickname Ash. I'm pretty sure every ashley has been called ash by friend family or aquaintance at least ONCE in their lives, if not regularly by someone

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:44:04 2012 No.6297111 welp, then her new nickname should be ashbergers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:46:34 2012 No.6297116 >>6297062 >>6297083 Yeah, how dare anyone use a blog website as a blog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:47:04 2012 No.6297118 Someone please ask her about her supposed ~spiritual abuse~ because I don't understand how -she- could be spiritually abused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:47:34 2012 No.6297117 >>6297111 I like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:48:04 2012 No.6297119 >>6297116 There are things that should be blogged, and things that no one gives a fuck about. Now let's take a guess which one Ashley's father flatulating falls in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:49:19 2012 No.6297125 >>6297116 You do know she's posting that on what's supposed to be her "professional" blog, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:49:19 2012 No.6297126 >>6297111 Lol

Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:51:48 2012 No.6297138

>>6297119
Considering all the "lel I'm so randumb XD" text posts I see with 10,000 reblogs on tumblr, stupid shit like this is no big deal.

>>6297125
Okay, I guess you have a point there. Though I would hardly consider that blog 'professional' with all the bullshit she posts on it.

Anonymous Tue Oct 9 20:59:10 2012 No.6297164

This is one of the top things that rustles my jimmies. I have friends who struggled so much with their sexual identity because of family and religion not accepting them. They knew deep down in their hearts without any doubt about their gender or sexual preference.

Seeing people treat this as a trivial issue makes me really angry, especially when they use it as an attention thing.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:08:47 2012 No.6297180 >>6297175 Leave it to Ashley to be such a dumbass she had to come up with a special term for emotional abuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:10:47 2012 No.6297182 >>6297175 WTF

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:10:47 2012 No.6297184 >>6297175 But isn't that emotional abuse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:12:17 2012 No.6297188 >>6297175 I think she's saying: >emotionally abused >but God was mentioned >that makes it spiritual

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:13:17 2012 No.6297190 >>6297097 Damn, can't find it. It's probably in my dead hard drive. Anyone know which cap I'm talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:13:47 2012 No.6297191 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritual_abuse what the fuck, this is actually a thing? I'm sure Ashley just looked up "types of abuse" and went down the list and picked all of the ones she could use to get asspats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:14:17 2012 No.6297193 >>6297190 Yeah, I remember it. She was like, don't call me Ashley or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:16:17 2012 No.6297199 >>6297191 Ah, so I guess it was spiritual, in a way... But does she ever talk about religion much? I don't keep track.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:18:17 2012 No.6297206 >>6297199 Very rarely, if at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:20:11 2012 No.6297211 >>6297193 Oh good. Just making sure it wasn't a made-up figment over time. >>6297199 Nah, not that I recall. Ashley's got all bases covered now, doesn't she.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:25:12 2012 No.6297225 File: 59 KB, 146x217, SONV.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6297213 >indirectly admitting that she's not perfect >can it be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:27:42 2012 No.6297231 >>6297213 wait, was she gonna be the one taking the pics or posing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:32:42 2012 No.6297250 >>6297213 I can't believe she put that as her Facebook picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 21:44:10 2012 No.6297298 File: 28 KB, 185x269, 1345948911931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6297225 I can't wait to see her actually evolve.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 9 22:37:20 2012 No.6297497

>>6297213

Oh my fucking god.
I have a friend who is a MUCH more talented Photographer than Ashley, has been doing professional-quality photoshoots for years, and has even made a name for herself locally.

SHE doesn't even charge people for Photography. Not even total strangers.

How fucking egotistical and pigheaded does Ashley need to BE to think that her unbelievably shitty bathroom-Myspace pictures are deserving of anyone's money? She is a terrible photographer with no talent or understanding of the trade.

What a narcissistic cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 22:55:30 2012 No.6297544 whats wrong with shortening her name? it is a girl right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 22:56:30 2012 No.6297547 File: 58 KB, 640x480, wa2-ashley-640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6297093 Beats me. Someone should let Ashley know that she's already got a unisex name. It's just more attention whore crap anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 23:27:14 2012 No.6297609 >>6297547 She will probably say something along the lines of "It sounds like a girls name to me."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 23:31:44 2012 No.6297615 I'm so very put off by her facebook profile picture. It looks like a case of herpes gone mad and just completely unflattering in every aspect. >>6297213 Good for this person,too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 23:34:14 2012 No.6297621 >>6297609 >>6297547 If hear the name 'ashley' from someone without seeing the person- I would assume they are a girl. But I live in the states.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 23:41:44 2012 No.6297639 File: 19 KB, 523x112, just.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6297547 Already did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 01:25:46 2012 No.6298004 File: 515 KB, 1280x1920, bottle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6297471 I guess this is why "candles are scary".

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 01:28:46 2012 No.6298011 File: 609 KB, 506x546, gothy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6298004 she made a gothy bottle guys

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 01:29:16 2012 No.6298018

>>6298004
What's scary is the thought of Ashley having a candle with such a tall base around in that sty of her room, on top of the idea itself of Ashley being responsible for a candle and its containment. I'm surprised she hasn't caught the house on fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 01:39:47 2012 No.6298043 >>6298011 Well...at least she didn't get wax on the wood but that table placemat thing instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 01:42:46 2012 No.6298054 File: 12 KB, 250x193, ashely.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6297621 Growing up in the south, I've always seen Ashley as a unisex name.

>>	styrofoamcupz Wed Oct 10 01:43:16 2012 No.6298060 >>6298054 Same here. Went to school wih three guys named Ashley.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 08:37:14 2012 No.6298705

She's really got some fucking nerve to say anything about her life being hell and shit. Why would she know how many times shes tried to hurt herself and why is it exactly 20? Also, I hope she knows the more she tries to post stupid shit for attention, the more people are going to hate her hairy ass. God damn it she's a fucking waste of flesh and oxygen.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 08:42:44 2012 No.6298712

>>6298705
I'm hoping people are beginning to get sick of her shit. Everything she says is a contradiction to everything else she's said. The only reason none of her "friends" call her out sometimes, is because they're afraid of the backlash.

I don't think she'd ever try to kill herself though. Those are just desperate grasps for attention. She's too narcissistic to kill herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 08:46:14 2012 No.6298714 >>6298712 If she killed herself she wouldn't get attention anymore, therefore she won't.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 08:58:40 2012 No.6298723

>>6298712
She won't kill herself because she knows that shes exaggerating for attention. The most she's probably ever attempted is "cut" herself aka scratching her wrist with her nails or dull scissors and not enough to draw blood because she's just a baby craving attention. She's a narcissist in attempt to give herself worth because she's disgusting and untalented. She's just in denial about herself. She needs a fucking wake up call.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 09:24:40 2012 No.6298762 >>6298054 I live in the UK and I've never physically met a female Ashley. In fact, I never even knew it could be used as a girl's name until I started talking to Americans online.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:04:51 2012 No.6298949 >>6297175 >implying Ashley ever stated anything towards others about being 'lel le homosexual' >implying that's ever been the reason why she got beat up >not because she's a little shit who can't act socially acceptable

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:17:52 2012 No.6298994 She's apparently trying to be homosexual though. She tried hitting on a few of the girls at the Dreamer Games, one of which I knew personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:21:26 2012 No.6299000 >>6298994 And what did she do? Hug them? I don't think ashley knows how to flirt.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:22:56 2012 No.6299004

>>6298994
Of course she is. One more thing to add to her life of being 'so horribly abused'. Part of me is tempted to say because no guy would ever fucking touch that shit and it's doubtful any girl would want a relationship with her either (especially considering they're a lot more high hygiene or go the fuck away).

All in all, nothing will change for her other than that she'll have something else to whine about. Add up the whole gender shit and you've got hetero fakeboi action desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:23:29 2012 No.6299007 >>6299000 The uncomfortable "Oh hey I think I'm a lesbian btw" "I wish I had a girlfriend..." and yes lots of touching...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:24:29 2012 No.6299010 >>6299007 Awkward. Why state your sexuality?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:26:28 2012 No.6299011 >>6299010 Attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:28:58 2012 No.6299019 So I really do hope she tries out the ganguro thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:28:58 2012 No.6299020 >>6299011 ...she didn't do this to the cute blonde girl...right?

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:29:29 2012 No.6299024

>>6298762
I think Ashley is more commonly used as a girl's name in the US. I've never personally known male Ashleys, and I was a teen before finding out that it is a masculine name.

That said I do have a friend who goes by the nick name of "Ashe" because Ashley is such a common name (to the point of being generic in some cases) just to differentiate herself, and because she does like the Final Fantasy character.

Ashburgers (yup, gunna use it) just wants pity and attention. Hell, even Spinelli from Recess had a better reason to never use her first name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:33:28 2012 No.6299030 >>6299019 Maybe she'll actually learn how to put on makeup by first exaggerating it in certain spots. I actually thought her face looked cute as feferi, she just has a disgusting body and disgusting personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 12:11:13 2012 No.6299109 Do you think Ashburgers masturbates furiously to these threads? I mean look at how much we talk about her, and I really doubt she stays off 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 12:14:13 2012 No.6299115 >>6299109 I think seagulls schlick to these threads more than ashley.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 12:19:13 2012 No.6299134 >>6299115 You know, you're probably right.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 15:37:32 2012 No.6299561 Anyone else think she might have PCOS? From the Dreamer Games or whateverthefuckitwas it's pretty evident she's disproportionately heavy around her midriff. Also, excess hair and being a bitch are symptoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 15:40:42 2012 No.6299570 >>6299561 As someone who actually has PCOS, I really hope not... because seriously, it would just be another thing for her to whine about for attention. She'll take any little thing she can to have everyone talking about her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 15:47:44 2012 No.6299591 >>6299570 At least it would be something real though. She wouldn't have to make things up any more either. Don't know if that's a step in the right direction or not though

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 15:51:43 2012 No.6299606 >>6297062 ashley confirmed for having a scat fetish

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 15:52:42 2012 No.6299607

>>6299591
true, but she would also use it as an excuse to say "OH NO! Look at that, I have PCOS! It's why I'm a little thick! I can't lose weight for this exact reason! Boo hoo! Gonna go kill myself now."
If she tried to pull that shit I would be rage so hard.
People with PCOS can lose weight if they're on the right medication, and actually exercise, and eat a protein based diet, with why protein shakes as well. I know I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 16:12:46 2012 No.6299668 >>6299539 her art is improving

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 16:35:48 2012 No.6299738

>>6299539
Goddamnit. This pisses me off. She's not a fucking Slyph. Slyphs are healers, and Hope deals with actual hope and beliefs, meaning that she would either "heal" through the power of hope or beliefs, or be one to "heal" damaged hope or beliefs.

That doesn't fucking sound like anything Ashbergers would do.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:06:21 2012 No.6299822
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>>6298011
>>6298004
That would look infinitely better if the bottle was a dull colour. It takes away from the wax...

Plus, I guess she doesn't know how candles work, but they kind of need wicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:12:48 2012 No.6299833 >>6299738 Sorry, what's 'Slyphs'? And 'Hope'? Is it a Homestuck thing? Sage for no contribution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:12:48 2012 No.6299835 File: 239 KB, 381x393, 7302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6299539 Hey, she got her eyebrows right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:13:48 2012 No.6299836 >>6299833 >And I didn't sage FML

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:18:48 2012 No.6299844 I'm guessing Ash is going to become a fakeboi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:19:47 2012 No.6299848 >>6299668 No it's not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:54:14 2012 No.6299941 File: 91 KB, 980x355, photo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's selling photography on her Etsy now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 17:57:44 2012 No.6299946 File: 90 KB, 500x500, 1349170252876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6299941 >$20

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:01:14 2012 No.6299956
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>>6299946
>>6299941
Look at how neat it is! You can see all the details of the sticky-shit getting everywhere! And the angles, the lighting...

I'd say it's worth a solid $2.00!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:07:17 2012 No.6299970 >>6299941 >>6299946 >>6299956 The best part of Etsy is that someone, somewhere is probably going to by that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:10:17 2012 No.6299980 someone PLEASE link me to her tumblr please. I had it at one point, and for whatever reason, it's gone now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:13:47 2012 No.6299997 >>6297621 I assume it's a guy but I live in England.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:15:48 2012 No.6300003 >>6299980 http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:29:12 2012 No.6300069 >>6300003 http://lightestsylphofhope.tumblr.com/post/33322488342/rinatan-i-really-want-homestuck-nails-so-i i can't wait

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:31:12 2012 No.6300077

>>6297191
>Spiritual abuse is a serious form of abuse which occurs when a person in a cult-religious authority or a person with a unique spiritual practice misleads and maltreats another person in the name of a deity (god) or church or in the mystery of any spiritual concept.
You'd think she'd bother reading the definition before acting like an authority on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:33:43 2012 No.6300085 File: 108 KB, 646x1305, 1348427178174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6299941 I know the US dollar isn't worth much these day, but $20,00 ..

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:34:43 2012 No.6300089 File: 5 KB, 130x159, I+ve+seen+some+shit+_3387d8b3765fd9d672c5898c8aff169a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300003 Thank you kind sir/madam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:50:30 2012 No.6300146 File: 366 KB, 520x587, reallyh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really Ashley? Really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:51:10 2012 No.6300151 >>6300146 lolololololol like a pro

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:52:19 2012 No.6300159 File: 149 KB, 360x250, 1347666429791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300146 Even with a smaller size, she'd still look fatter than all of them. Who are you kidding, Ashley?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 18:56:49 2012 No.6300182 File: 3 KB, 126x114, Not+sure+if+joking...+or+retard+_de06ae739e14384f430bbdb90dd1d14f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300146 She really DOES make an excuse for everything, doesn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 19:07:52 2012 No.6300256 >>6300146 LMAO that is golden. She can convince herself of anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:35:57 2012 No.6300505 File: 69 KB, 960x640, 299317_535147263177649_412881698_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:39:57 2012 No.6300510 >>6300505 Well that looks stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:47:30 2012 No.6300527 >>6300505 Thumbnail looks gross, her make-up still looks cheap and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:47:30 2012 No.6300528 File: 22 KB, 426x607, 1313022583968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300505 but...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:52:00 2012 No.6300541 >>6300505 >Gear and Steal Steal or steel??

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:53:30 2012 No.6300543 >>6300505 thats a nasty ass white head between below her eyebrow and all those nasty stray hairs. TWEEZERS, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE? ughhhhh nasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 20:56:30 2012 No.6300554 File: 29 KB, 400x400, 1260712883413.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300543 oh my fuck that's a whitehead!?

>>	Bitch Pudding !!2X9JnQjh7Pi Wed Oct 10 20:59:03 2012 No.6300562 >>6300554 a zit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:02:32 2012 No.6300566 >>6300562 >>6300554 >>6300543 I think it's a skin tag actually

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:03:25 2012 No.6300572
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What the fuck? She doesn't even WAIT to get their permission after asking them. "Can I try these? I'm going to try these." THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Bet you all the price of an Assley's etsy print that she won't give credit once she makes them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:03:55 2012 No.6300576 File: 185 KB, 469x469, 0083.CD.Interior.Nina-Shock.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6299941 I just realized I live about 3 hours away from her.

>>	Bitch Pudding !!2X9JnQjh7Pi Wed Oct 10 21:05:25 2012 No.6300583 >>6300566 >Actually looking at the picture yes its a skin tag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:06:25 2012 No.6300588 >>6300576 Yea? I live an hour and 30 minutes away. Wanna go visit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:10:55 2012 No.6300604 >>6300588 "Hello, we're with the Church of /cgl/ and we're here to tell you why you're wrong."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:11:55 2012 No.6300607 >>6300583 This is going to sound dumb but what's a skin tag? I've never heard that term used before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:21:58 2012 No.6300659 >>6300607 A piece of skin that has grown out from the body. Sometimes they have no nerves so you can just cut them off or you can freeze them off like a wart. They're harmless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:24:28 2012 No.6300670 File: 57 KB, 218x218, 1336878324439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300659 I don't know if that's more or less gross than a white head. Either way it doesn't make Ashley seem any less disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:27:59 2012 No.6300685 >>6300670 She isn't any less disgusting. You should see photos of her house/bedroom. Shit all over the floor, garbage, empty cans, hair etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:30:59 2012 No.6300696 >>6300685 I've seen them. It's like watching an episode of Hoarders, every time I do I have to rush and clean up my room (which isn't even a fraction as bad as hers) or else I will feel disgusting until I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:31:59 2012 No.6300699 >>6300696 Then you already know the pure horror!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:36:29 2012 No.6300706 >>6300670 skin tags aren't gross, nearly everyone has them. MINE IS UNDER MY EYE. WANNA TOUCH IT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:37:30 2012 No.6300712 >>6300670 >I don't know if that's more or less gross than a white head. same here, i just puked a little in my mouth. perfect reaction image by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:44:42 2012 No.6300732 >>6300706 I've never had a skin tag before. I've never even seen anyone with one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:51:42 2012 No.6300757 >>6300732 google it ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:53:12 2012 No.6300764 >>6300757 Hm. Okay, on second thought, I think I've seen black people with those. But that's it. And I'm not black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:56:03 2012 No.6300778 >>6300706 Are you Ashbergers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 21:59:35 2012 No.6300787 >>6300778 choke on some dicks. I mean dick's. >>6300764 Really? I always see elderly white people with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:07:35 2012 No.6300815 Guys, if it's a skin tag how come it doesn't show up in any of her other pictures? It honestly just looks like gross puss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:11:35 2012 No.6300828 File: 211 KB, 900x1350, gear_and_steal_make_up_by_asherbeeproductions-d5hiwna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >close up of dem blackheads >makeup smudged passed where her eyebrow ends why

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:12:35 2012 No.6300832 >>6300815 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:13:05 2012 No.6300842 >>6300828 Okay, I see the blackheads around her nose, but what the hell are those four black dots to the right? More blackheads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:16:08 2012 No.6300857 >>6300842 >>6300850 thought something was on my computer screen for a second

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:16:37 2012 No.6300850 >>6300842 Makeup splatter

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:16:37 2012 No.6300853 >>6300842 Sprinkled particles from the makeup she's using. She doesn't properly clean herself to make herself presentable for photographs. She just goes DONE and snaps away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:18:37 2012 No.6300861 File: 140 KB, 1001x459, skin tag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300815 I'm still convinced it's not a skin tag and that in reality she lurks here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:21:07 2012 No.6300872 >>6300861 I think she lurks here too. >Wah, 4chan gives me virus's!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:24:07 2012 No.6300885 >>6300850 They look more like blackheads that went completely black. I have them every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:33:34 2012 No.6300915 >>6300828 >>6300505 A skin tag wouldn't show up there, I'm pretty sure it s just a white head or some of that white stuff in her ears

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:35:12 2012 No.6300927

>>6300505
I have skintags I think? on my eyelids. They look like little raised bumps of skin [so I could be wrong]. With her, however, no.

It looks like it could of been an ingrown hair that has puss or a white head surfacing on her skin. Either or, it's something in her pour since you can clearly see the risen surface and rounded puckering of the skin. She really needs to learn to take better care of her skin if she's going to be doing extreme close ups with a very quality digital camera.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:40:34 2012 No.6300943

>>6299539

> Sylph of Hope
> Sylph
> Hope
> Ashley

THERE SHE GOES PROVING SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST FUCKING THING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AGAIN. THE OUTFIT ISN'T EVEN FUCKING DRAWN RIGHT.

I wonder if she just picked the Class and Aspect she thought sounded SO COOL~ together instead of putting any actual thought in or taking a personality test.

She's not a fucking Sylph and sure as shit wouldn't be a Hero of Hope.

If anyone is more deserving to be the Waste of Space than Hussie himself, it's Ashley.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:41:04 2012 No.6300956 >>6300943 >If anyone is more deserving to be the Waste of Space than Hussie himself, it's Ashley. >Admitting that Hussie is a waste of space >As well as Ashley I fucking love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:42:34 2012 No.6300958 >>6300943 I think she may have gotten her title from that Sbarg thing. If she's participating, that is.

>>	Spaghettiking !rHutTKu1dI Wed Oct 10 22:44:34 2012 No.6300970 >>6300943 There are personality tests?

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:49:37 2012 No.6300991
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>>6300943
>that feel when your friend was going to run a Homestuck tabletop RPG and you were going to be a Slyph but now after Ashley being an idiot a big part of you just doesn't even want to play anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:51:07 2012 No.6301001 >>6300970 Here's the in depth personality test. http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html and the random one is here: http://sbarg.tumblr.com/4n9ke

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:56:32 2012 No.6301022

i don't know guys but it's really funny to see you all go "HOW DARE SHE SAY THIS" when she's talking and acting like a teenager.
i mean i know /cgl/ likes to rage and gossip like old cat spinsters but seriously get a grip, you're all sounding more immature than usual

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 22:57:32 2012 No.6301027 >>6300706 Never had one, never seen one here either except on the interbutts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 23:01:04 2012 No.6301048 >>6301022 How old do you think she is? 14?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 23:07:02 2012 No.6301064 >>6301022 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegttTuMmAw the type of people ITT

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 23:23:37 2012 No.6301117 >>6301001 I know absolutely nothing about Homestuck, but I got the Sylph of Life. Is that cool?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 23:25:11 2012 No.6301123 >>6301117 They're all cool. Unless you're Ashley. In which case, get the fuck out of our fandom. It's already shitty enough without that pig disgusting hambeast in it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 10 23:33:12 2012 No.6301140

>>6301117

Saging because this isn't about Ashley but

Sylph = Healing Class
Life = Literally Life itself

So Sylph of Life means a very Magic-based Healer with powers over Life. So (potential) powers to revive near-dead teammates like how Feferi brought back WV from the brink of death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:08:30 2012 No.6301283 >>6300861 She does lurk here. She just likes to claim she hears what we say from friends or that her mother obsessively reads these threads in order to sue us.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:13:30 2012 No.6301305

>>6300572
Seeing as she didn't wait for artist permission, I really hope she doesn't try to pass them off as her design or try to sell them on her Etsy. I'm just really miffed she didn't even wait for the artist to give her the go ahead.

Though thankfully if she does try to sell them, Hussie's legion of fans can get on her ass for selling homestuck things without his consent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:14:00 2012 No.6301313 >>6301283 >her mother obsessively reads these threads in order to sue us Hah. No way. I bet she's just addicted to the drama and doesn't want to admit it to her daughter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:16:51 2012 No.6301319 If karma exists, all of you will have a daughter like Ashley. No. Really. what would you do if you had a kid like ashley?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:18:19 2012 No.6301326 >>6301319 I would raise her better to not act like this in the first place. Alternatively, I wouldn't have kids.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:18:21 2012 No.6301332

>>6301319
Actually be a parent and discipline them. Ashley's problem from the get go is that her parents spoil her rotten to the point where being denied the smallest thing reduces her to behaving like a child. She gets away with disrespecting her parents because they don't bother to punish her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:20:22 2012 No.6301337 >>6301319 Gonna go with >>6301326 I would never let my child get that bad. Yes sometimes they can be overwhelming as fuck, but that's why you have a good support system around you so they can help too.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:22:21 2012 No.6301348

>>6301319
Retro-active abortion, Yates style.
"Accidently" leave her at some random tourist trap during a vacation.
Drug her, tape her mouth and nose shut, and leave her in my trunk until she dies. Then stuff her in laundry bag and leave her in a swamp.

Or, actually raise the kid like a parent and not be some drunk Snookie wannabe who is married to Colonel Sanders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:30:51 2012 No.6301375 >>6301348 Oh hey, Casey Anthony. How's it goin?

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:32:51 2012 No.6301383
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I'm not sure if this was brought up in the other thread, but have any of you seen the "Little Ballerina" pictures on her etsy? It looks like the ballerina is wearing a fur skirt from all the dust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:34:23 2012 No.6301396 >>6301383 WOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:37:53 2012 No.6301415 >>6301383 Yeaaaah I noticed that. I wondered why she couldn't be bothered to dust it off first but then I realized she'd probably think it added more 'antique' feeling to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:39:43 2012 No.6301422 >>6301383 Someone ask her about the fur skirt on the doll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 00:50:45 2012 No.6301448 first time on cgl in like a month. this thread is EXACTLY what i needed tonight! :D

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:27:17 2012 No.6301580
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>Okay so this is what I did for this look.
>I made sheets of prosthetic out of liquid latex to go over my lips.
>Then with spirit gum, I applied some to the back of the sheets and pressed them firmly onto my lips.
>I covered them in a foundation color I wanted.
>Then, taking a sewing needle and thread I CAREFULLY threaded it through the prosthetic, that’s probably the easiest part.
>Then using some fake blood, lipstick, and a bruise wheel I was able to get this completed. It was a test run.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:28:47 2012 No.6301584 >>6301580 She looks like she covered her lips in pizza...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:29:17 2012 No.6301585 >>6301580 Good thing she wasn't receiving a grade for this "test", otherwise, she'd have been sent back to kindergarten.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:29:18 2012 No.6301590 >>6301580 Sometimes I truely wonder if she is an albino negra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:29:18 2012 No.6301591 >>6301580 It just looks like she threw gauze on her face and was eating rock candy but was too stupid to not eat the damned string it was on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:29:47 2012 No.6301589 >>6301580 Finally figured out what bugs me about this. It looks like she put clear package tape over her lips then smeared BBQ sauce over it. Everything around her lips just looks moldy and gross. It's not scary but it is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:30:04 2012 No.6301593 Ugh... Her wanting to be called "Ash" makes me NOT want to be called Ash anymore... >_>

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:31:34 2012 No.6301595 File: 471 KB, 340x191, jesus take the wheel.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6301580 She didn't even completely wipe off the makeup from >>6300828 I don't know why this bothers me so much. Her laziness knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:33:04 2012 No.6301603 >>6301593 > >__> No. Bad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:35:04 2012 No.6301612 >>6301595 But she did the sealed lips thing before she did the gears and "steal" thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:35:04 2012 No.6301614 >>6301603 Augh I did it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:37:36 2012 No.6301621 File: 78 KB, 685x561, Ashbergers, Ashbergers everywhere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She claims that she misspelled it on accident, and yet misspells it in the description as well....

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:40:06 2012 No.6301626 >>6300732 They're pretty common, I have one on the side of my upper torso, and I know a few friends have one or two. It's just a thing that happens sometimes, nothing to do with ones hygiene or lack there of.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:40:06 2012 No.6301627
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>>6301612
I'm just imagining her pressing her camera up against those horrible lips to get a picture of her eyes.
I'm imagining her leaving the paint/makeup/spirit gum on her camera because she thinks it makes her look like an "edgy artist."
I'm imagining oily fingerprints all over the lens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:49:48 2012 No.6301645 >>6301621 She was convinced it was Piexes until a friend on Facebook pointed out otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:52:38 2012 No.6301653 >>6301645 And then pretended she knew all along. Goddamn I hate people that do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:55:38 2012 No.6301661 >>6299833 yes it's a homestuck thing also i'm willing to bet she just got it from that sbarg random generator thing instead of putting any thought into it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 01:56:08 2012 No.6301665 File: 683 KB, 670x510, vm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6300861 pretty sure it really is a skin tag actually. I mean this pic is from august and it looks less white here...I'd like to think she wouldnt have a white head for that long

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:13:36 2012 No.6301695 >>6300991 >>6301593 Come on guys, don't stop doing something because ashley does it. That's just stupid.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:16:36 2012 No.6301701
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>>6297038
Jeezus tittyfucking Christ.

I've had gender identity issues all my fucking life and I can't even vaguely understand this self-inflicted drama bullshit. Real people don't fucking do this shit. Real people don't claim to have problems that they make worse through self-harm and poking themselves with pointy shit in front of people to feel better.

You know who fucking scratches and pokes themselves with pins and needles? Boring attention whores who feel like no one loves them, so they put on this stupid fucking song and dance about cutting themselves, when really, they are just making little scratches, then they cover them with a billion bracelets and act all huffy and dramatic when someone asks about all the fucking bracelets.

If you were actually suicidal and not just a whiny cunt you'd be dead, you wouldn't be blogging up a storm about gender pronouns and how you feel "spiritually"

Fuck. I mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:22:55 2012 No.6301714 >>6301695 Easy for you to say. You don't share a name with the monstrosity. At least mine's spelled Ashlee.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:30:58 2012 No.6301727

>>6300566
>>6300562
>>6300554
>>6300543
>>6300505
>>6300706
>>6300732
>>6301665

The little white dot is a milk spot, or milia. They are a keratin build up, most commonly found on infants and near the eyes of adults. I don't think its related to personal hygiene, just a random unfortunate clog of excess keratin, like keratosis pilarsis.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:35:58 2012 No.6301735

Guys, how come someone doesn't just make a list of all the "disorders" she claims to have and post them to all of her public sites? Like Deviantart and Tumblr and whatnot.
Just be like:
So Ashbergers I hear you have: IBS, DID, Hormone issues, "unfortunate" skin tags, etc (gosh I can't even remember all the ones she's claimed to have. Anyone have a list?)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:36:27 2012 No.6301737 >>6301714 Ew. That's worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:37:57 2012 No.6301739 >>6301735 Don't forget about her spiritual abuse!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:42:47 2012 No.6301751 >>6301735 She claimed she had an evil alter ego once. Maybe bipolar as well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:51:17 2012 No.6301772 >>6301751 Multiple egos =/= bipolar. You're thinking Dissociative Identity Disorder, which I remember her claiming to have as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:54:20 2012 No.6301776 >>6301772 Nono, sorry, I meant maybe she claimed bipolar as well. She's claimed so many things over the years that it's hard to keep track.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:54:50 2012 No.6301777 >>6301735 see >>6301727

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 02:54:50 2012 No.6301780 ...But.... Ashley is a unisex name anyway...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 03:05:25 2012 No.6301800 >>6299539 Augh this is painful. Why do I always want to redraw her characters? I redrew her Mint Lolita Design and I just can't seem to stop help. At least her limbs are getting better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 03:20:57 2012 No.6301817 >>6301800 Do it, anon. You're our only hope for seeing good Ashley art.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 04:09:38 2012 No.6301884

my boyfriend has a few little skin tags on his neck, my mom has one somewhere and I once saw a woman with them AAAALLL down her arm.
They're not noticeable unless you happen upon the or are looking closely at someone's skin. Unless they're that lady.

Also I got Rogue of Light
Not into Homestuck at all, can someone explain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 04:12:40 2012 No.6301888 >>6301780 Silly Anon, as if Ashley wouldn't find anything to complain about without any thought whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 04:15:10 2012 No.6301894 File: 899 KB, 900x1654, homestuck_god_tier_classes_and_aspects_by_zynwolf-d4s9sxa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6301884 Can't explain much myself but here's the chart.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 04:52:26 2012 No.6301942

>>6301884
A Rogue is a passive class and therefore steals their aspect to redistribute it to others. They've been literally described in comic as 'Robin Hoods'.

Light is actually luck, so a rogue of light steals luck from the opposition and gives it to their teammates to produce favorable outcomes.

>>	Airenu Thu Oct 11 05:14:57 2012 No.6301963 >>6301580 ... What a fucking mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 09:26:28 2012 No.6302147 >>6301580 all dem chest hairs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 09:29:58 2012 No.6302154 >>6302147 ...Thanks for pointing that out. She really does need to groom herself better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 09:40:53 2012 No.6302170 >>6302147 Wow. I didn't even notice that before now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 09:51:14 2012 No.6302183 File: 227 KB, 648x474, 1348550145913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6302147 What.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 09:54:43 2012 No.6302189 >>6301701 People like this make me feel bad about my own gender identity because they make it out as one big joke, and no one takes me seriously because of it...

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 10:33:48 2012 No.6302241
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>>6302189
Worse than a joke. It's treated as a trendy label for bored teens and dipshits who need some special tag to feel unique and abnormal. It's like that kid who decides he's goth all of the sudden, so they get some black shirts and those stupid pants with the chains on them.

Except, in this case, the stupid pants with the chains is just whining on your blog about how you don't like being a girl and how you want people to call you some masculine nickname while doing nothing else.

>>	Spaghettiking !rHutTKu1dI Thu Oct 11 10:46:18 2012 No.6302259 >>6302241 >>6301701 Incidentally, when I read Ranma 1/2 (and I used to be a huge fan) I didn't even notice the "gender issues" in it, I just loved it for the comedy. Hell I only see it in hindsight. Sage for not contributing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:01:51 2012 No.6302292 >>6301022 >when she's talking and acting like a teenager. She's eighteen fucking years old. She doesn't have an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:10:23 2012 No.6302305 File: 707 KB, 300x182, 1349604496204.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6302259 Ranma powers would be pretty sweet. >Hot shower >Lesbian sex >Cold shower >Crazy sex

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:12:54 2012 No.6302308

>>6302292
>Teenager
>Eighteen

I know she's legally an adult, but that doesn't mean people automatically mature. Yes, she should've grown out of this phase by now and she probably never will, unfortunately, but there are A LOT of 18/19 year olds that are still really immature.

I definitely agree she has a lot of problems, most of them self-inflicted, but you can't jump on the fact that OMG SHE'S 18 SHE'S AN ADULT RAAAWWWGHHH when she's been like this for YEARS without any real progress.

>>	Spaghettiking !rHutTKu1dI Thu Oct 11 11:32:35 2012 No.6302344 >>6302305 I'm pretty sure it was the other way around and cold water would make him female. But yeah That would be pretty sick.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:38:06 2012 No.6302352

>>6302308
They know that ashley hasn't matured yet and most here wil doubt she will at all without a kick in the ass now and again (though I don't think it needs to come from the internet, because you'll be dismissed for trolling)
But they're not going to stop. They will never stop until they feel as though they've chased her off the internet for good. But the ashley threads won't stop even then. Then there will be "good old ashley- remember the daaaays?"
So...yep. you cant reason with them, only ignore them. Because they al have some shitty reason for taking this shit to heart and make ashley threads super srs.

Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:46:06 2012 No.6302360

>>6302352
>they've chased her off the internet for good.
Which would actually be a good thing for her. If her parents would just take away her camera, laptop and cellphone for two weeks she'd actually grow up a little. All she does now is spend her time online looking for ways to become e-famous and the spends the other half of her day in front of her camera.

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