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Anyone special to your heart, /cgl/?

>> No.6290034
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Falcone+Elsie de Lute = OTP!!!

>> No.6290038
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I really liked that kind of ugly girl that was also kind of really cute

>> No.6290046

That one Anon.

>> No.6290047

I have a crush on Claudie now, because she promised to be my gf :3

>> No.6290050
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The blond girl on the right whoever she is.

>> No.6290057

I'm still going through with my plan to become Voldi's BF and take her virginity.

I will creep on her for days and stalk her and DQ's brother. And one day when they're alone to gether and he's about to sex her up

I will jump into their room thorugh the glass and start choking him with a plastic dildo down his throat

until jis eyes pop out, blood everywhere, pressure was too much

and then I will continue with sexing,by makng penetrator to Voldie for the first time

as she was already wet from incoming sexing, now she's even wetter because she saw a real Alfa male take what is his, and got rid of her Beta BF.

I am man.

>> No.6290060

>>6290046
You mean that pedo guy?

>> No.6290064

>>6290060
No, that's a tripfag. falcone or calzone. Whatever.

>> No.6290075
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my life sucks

>> No.6290077

>>6290064
No, I mean the guy with the tripname Anonymous +tripcode.

>> No.6290087

>>6290077
I have no idea. Sounds like a retard. I don't crush on retards. The only exception is Piplup.

>> No.6290090
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So glad that he and Kara are finally broken up, I can't even. He's my 3DPD husbando.
>I don't even like his cosplays that much though.

>> No.6290105

>>6290087
piplup is not a retard, she's just a dumb cunt

>> No.6290113

I'm pretty fuckin beautiful, so me.

>> No.6290124

I confessed to the guy I've been in love with for a really long time like three days ago, and the outcome was positive. It'll be my first boyfriend and I'm so fucking happy..

>> No.6290136

I've got no time for romances. I'm far too busy being delicious.

>> No.6290140

>>6290124
What are you, 12-13? Get out you underage bait.

>> No.6290142

Miss my ex so much..
the PAINNN.
Just venting.

>> No.6290146

have you ever developed a small crush on someone just because they admitted to having a crush on you? Ugh I need to quit having these feelings. I'm taken already and I turned the guy down, so it couldn't even happen!

>> No.6290152

>>6290146
Happens to me all the time.

>> No.6290156

>>6290146
This is pretty normal, I think. Just as normal as developing feelings for a friend as soon as he/she hooks up with someone else.
Oh feelings, why must you make a dramafest out of everything.

>> No.6290175

>>6290152
That's exactly why I have a crush on you anonymous-chan

>> No.6290176

>>6290175
Sorry, but I have some standards.

>> No.6290183
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6290183

I like a guy I met online. I was always afraid to tell him that I wanted to be more than friends, but now I don't even have the chance. Feels fucking horrible. Console me, seagulls. Sad songs just aren't doing it anymore.

>> No.6290187

>>6290183
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rayIckOBmo

>> No.6290197

Elsie

It broke my heart that the trolls got her banned...

>> No.6290207

>>6290187
Thanks. I needed that. I've been a walking stereotype since I stopped talking to him, and we obviously weren't even dating. I've been bawling, eating ice cream (I'm lactose-intolerant for christ's sake), and watching tragic romance movies. I think I just have to let the idea of him go. :(

>> No.6290212

infinite sads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_2TeVk1tc

>> No.6290218

>>6290212
>>thai insurance commercials

fucking never again

>> No.6290219

>tfw no crush
>tfw no gf
>tfw so lonely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Rw6nDSVzE
this is the soundtrack of my life

>> No.6290225

>>6290212
What the actual fuck? He gave a blood transfusion and died?
>only in thailand

>> No.6290235

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk

>> No.6290247
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>>6290212
GODDANGIT THAILAND

>>6290207
I know that feel yo. I always make sure to tell the guy if I might like him. Not even because I want an "I like you too" response, just so that I wont regret shutting up about it later.
Just give it time. Here, have a picture of a cute bird to brighten up your life.

>> No.6290274

scrubs

>> No.6290278

Feels?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE

>i got bulletproof glass after this

>> No.6290320

>>6290278
What's so
>*GRAPHIC*
about that?

+they didn't even try to avoid it or slow down. And they just so happened to film the whole thing on camera? Seems legit.

2/10

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>>6290142
My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday. I feel like my life is over. It hurts so much.

Fuck relationships, I'm getting a sugar daddy.

>> No.6290324

>>6290278
Also, the brick couldn't have gone through the fucking glass you mongoloid. Windshields just crack on impact, you'd need AP bullets to go straight through it.

If she couldn't survive the little bits of glass in her head, she deserved to die.

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Synth 100%.
She's cute and artistic.
She's also so shy. I feel like Pepe skipping after the black cat with the white stripe painted on her back.

>> No.6290349

voldemort and I miss her

>> No.6290370

>>6290337
>Synth
Who?

Well now we at least know who you are. (Her.)

>> No.6290395

Lobi, why did she leave anyway? I don't recall anything bad happening to her.

>> No.6290574

>>6290370

Just a cute artist with who looks at 4chan and is a bit shy.

>> No.6290584

>>6290395
Roko told her to stop posting, because she hurt his e-fame.

>> No.6290585

Tenleid and MaryJane have always been and will always stay my girl crushes ♥

Plus, Shay because she's my moemoesoulmate.

>> No.6290589

>>6290585
Are there no boys you have crushes on, my dearest Claudia?

>> No.6290709

>>6290136
Judge Fudge! Save my baby!

>> No.6290724

>>6290075

why?

>> No.6290728
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6290728

>tfw never anyone's crush

>> No.6290732

>>6290728
I love you Batman.

>> No.6290824

>>6290105
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MAI WAIFU THAT WAY!

>> No.6290832

>>6290824
>DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME THAT WAY!

>> No.6290834

>>6290832
I'M GOING TO BUMP YOUR DAMN SAGE!

>> No.6290848

I'm so glad that my thread about lolita fashion was deleted for being "off-topic" yet this stupid crush shit is still here every day.

>> No.6290852

>>6290848
Hmmm, I think that's unfair. You should talk to moot about it. Also, for some reason, they're not banning the permabanned shitposters.

>> No.6290875

>>6290848
It is a sign that lolitas should rise and fight against their cosplayer oppressors to gain their independence.

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>>6290724
just everything i guess

>> No.6290910

>>6290882
Reflect more on life and why you have to shitpost and be around shitposters.

>> No.6290919
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>>6290910
anon this has nothing to do with shitposters or shitposting?

>> No.6290926

>>6290919

what is making you sad?

>> No.6290930

>>6290919
It has everything to do with shitposters and shitposting and adding question marks at the end of a sentence that doesn't need it?

>> No.6290939
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>>6290926
mean kawaii boiz and internet boys being very unhelpful : \ and then one of them is being emo and i miss him but w/eee

>>6290930
i like being hesitant?

>> No.6290943

>>6290919
everything in this thread is shitposting.

You're on a cosplay board talking about crushes and life problems.

>> No.6290948

>>6290943
you're here too anon ಠ_ಠ

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>> No.6290958

>>6290939
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

>> No.6290962

>>6290939

why are they being emo

>> No.6290965

>>6290958
wat

>>6290962
he wont tell us :c but hes been p much avoiding us for over a week

>> No.6290966

>>6290955
Raidou?

>> No.6290980

>>6290965
Shutup, Pinky!

>> No.6290998

>>6290980
I'm not Pinky.

>> No.6291024

>>6290589
Nope, sorry Anon!

>> No.6291025

Boris is waifu material.

>> No.6291036

>>6290998
Fine, Noodle Noggin.

>> No.6291040

None, because you're all going to Hell.

Also, off-topic thread? That's against the rules.

>> No.6291043

>>6291036
(￣(エ)￣)ゞ wat okay

>>6291040
eva expert is mai kurashu~~

>> No.6291049

>>6291043
>kurashu

What's that?

>> No.6291053

http://youtu.be/Hj5S1RCUDvM

>> No.6291054
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>>6291049
crush

>> No.6291057

>>6291049
How you would pronounce 'crush' in Japanese (if you were a retard).

It's クルシュ -> kurushu.

>> No.6291069

>>6291057
I'm going to learn Japanese so I can speak English the kawaii way.

>> No.6291079
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>>6290087
I'm not even relevant anymore, pick a different one.

>> No.6291081
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6291081

>tfw your brother's qt Japanese gf comes over
>tfw you will never have a qt Japanese gf

>> No.6291085

Some guy on deviantart- Visually I'm way out of his league but goddamit dat personality

>> No.6291088

>>6291043
Reported.

>> No.6291089

>>6291069
Proof that Frankiestein drops her trip.

>> No.6291090

>>6291081

Ask your brother to teach you, then teach us.

>> No.6291095

>>6291089
wat, i already speak kawaii engrishu

>>6291081
someday

>> No.6291093

>>6291081
sup awkward

gtfo awkward

>> No.6291100

>>6291095
You didn't even know how to say crush properly. You have zero fucking idea.

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>>6291085
>Visually I'm way out of his league
I'd bet real money that you're not.

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>>6291095
but when will that be fran?

>>6291093
ok, i guess ill just be on my way then

>> No.6291270

>>6291168
Shut the fuck up.

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>>6290050
Belizilla.

>> No.6291536

I don't have a cosplay crush, but I do have a real life one.

Of course the guy has an on again/off again thing with my best friend, so even if he did like me (which he might? word on this subject has been confusing) shit would probably be too needlessly complicated and annoying. So I'm just in permanent "suck it up, self" mode.

>> No.6291541

uxi cosplay

>> No.6291579
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>>6291270

>> No.6291589
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:3

>> No.6291767

I like faggots.

>> No.6291787

>>6291079
You can't stop my love.

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amara-senpaaai :3c

>> No.6291998
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>cute as fuck gf

its the best

>> No.6292009

>>6291589
Jesus Christ feed that girl D: such a cute face is wasted on such an auchwitz mode body

>> No.6292015

I have a crush on Jessica Nigri, I'm rather ashamed to say. Having regular sex with her would be amazing. Or any of her hot friends, really.

>> No.6292018

>>6292015
Jnig pls go

>> No.6292027

poolboy ~ the other night he sang songs to me on skype. boy is so kawaii

>> No.6292033

>>6292027
Sounds homo, Don.

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>>6292033
good thing i'm a girl. he wouldn't give me nudes, but at this point i'd beg for them. poolboy, hottest trip ever ugh.

>> No.6292040

>>6291536
Slap the shit out of both of them, but give a smooch to the guy to make it up to him.

I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON YOU CAN ACHIEVE HAPPINESS

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>>6292027
das me

>> No.6292046

>>6292044
you came online skype when i posted this
i panicked a bit omg

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Mine is a little complicated.
As much as I think the friendzone is a ridiculous concept it's where I put myself. I'd rather be in this girl's life as a friend than not at all. She's been with this guy for a long time, like better part of the decade long. I'd say personality and looks wise we're pretty similar but he has things than I don't. House, car, well paying job, the works. He can give her things that I can't. I don't want to take any of that away from her, it would just be selfish. It doesn't make things easier that she told me that if she wasn't with him she'd be with me, that really put me in a slump for a while. Really all I can do is wish them well and hope I get over it.

tl;dr: Beta male gonna beta.

>> No.6292163

I have a stiffy for Tim.

>> No.6292166

>>6290247
You are now thinking about how many species of parrots mate for life.

You are now thinking about how the same birds will die of depression if their mates die.

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>>6292166
>Gropey the Clown !!z3Lf/vIW4kd

>> No.6292185

>>6292152
Stay productive and work on getting that car/job/house/whatever and by the time you do you'll be so alpha you won't even know what to do with all your bitches. Maybe she'll even be one of them, you never know!

>> No.6292213

>>6292185
This is good advice.

If you want bad advice, I suggest getting drunk and hopping trains. Worked for me.

>> No.6292278

>>6292213
I will find you. I will find you, take some of your dead skin cells and put them in my milkshakes.
It's like you will always be with me.

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>>6292278

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Damn, you women really are fucking disgusting.

>> No.6292329

>>6292303
You should of said dammm nature you scary. Because most the people in the crush threads are really just angry neckbeards from /fit/

>> No.6292331

>>6292303
go to /tv/ those guys are fucking pedophiles

>> No.6292337

>>6292152
>she told me that if she wasn't with him she'd be with me

fuck her. she's just playing with you

>> No.6292338

>>6290584
The fuck

>> No.6292339

>>6292303
You get used to it or you go gay. Only two options. I decided to get used to it.

>> No.6292348

I have a raging faggot boner for ATIWAB. A huge thunderous throbbing gay-as-fuck HIV-having ass-invading homosexual poopdick boner.

Captcha: respects typingin

>> No.6292353

>>6292046
who are you?

>> No.6292373
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>>6292353
someone who loves you

>> No.6292384

I have a crush on one of my professors. Do not want these feels.

>> No.6292400

>>6292384
Yeah you might just have to settle for the TA/GSI in this case. Those guys are always down to party and by party I mean engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position.

>> No.6292410

>>6292400
Tim stop fucking your professors

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>>6292282
kidding..ha ha ha

>> No.6292420

If Gropey was a waifish asian boy, I'd like him more.

>> No.6292427

>>6292410
Stop posting shitty art tutorials on Jai's wall!

>> No.6292441 [DELETED] 

Thought this might be the best place to post this cause of the highest concentration of girls.

Became friends with a girl last year, really close friends. It became kinda clear around Feb last year that I liked her, she backed off at first but eventually we became bros again. Then, all of a sudden in summer she stops talking to me out of no where. Goes on for a month and I start a relationship with one of my friends. I attempt to reach out to my other friend several times to become bros again, yet no response. At most I sent her a text once in a while asking what's up and I eventually asked if something was wrong. No responses - I back off.

This year starts and the girl is avoiding me like crazy visibly at campus. It's really strange. Apparently it's awkward for her cause "I like her"... when she was fine with it before. I didn't do anything weird back at summer's start for this to go funny, as far as I know. Like, she actively covers her face when I pass her in the hallways and hides behind her friends, or runs away. It's like she's making it awkward for herself.

What do? Do I just leave her to her devices? I still have a bunch of her things at my place when when we hung out last (which was really frequent before). I'm pretty sure she has some sugardaddy shit going on from what I've heard, which makes sense with her financial status.

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>>6292427

>> No.6292452

>>6292441
Yeah, since you're seeing someone else, just leave it alone. She probably doesn't know who to deal with it right now. Even if you become bros again, she's just see you with your new girl and get all weird. And it's not as if you're going to dump your current one for her anyways.

>> No.6292453

>>6292441
Leave the bitch be.

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>>6292444

>> No.6292460

>>6292348

... Charming.

>> No.6292463

>>6292353
gyaru
:c

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>>6292460
<3

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>>6292458
Wow I definitely thought that was a different macro what have I done.

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lol my gf

>> No.6292503

>>6292498
PT has a puppy?

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>>6292503
lol get on my level

>> No.6292507

Maguma

>> No.6292509

>>6292460
Aren't you used to this treatment from /fit/ Bear-dude?

>> No.6292510

>>6292506
So you're openly cheating.

Fucking whore.

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>>6292510
Step up senpai.

>> No.6292548

>>6292420
Well, can't please everyone.

>> No.6292556

>>6292518
Your obesity makes it hard for you to step up.

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>>6292556
I'm hot, and you're not, but if you want to hang with me I'll give you one shot. Top that.

>> No.6292569

>>6292548
you can please me... tigergrowl.

>> No.6292581

>>6292548
You ever get my email about the meetup?

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>>6292566

>> No.6292599

>>6292566

dat reference.

>> No.6292600

>>6291515
>>6290050
I wonder if that means her real non internet name is Belinda

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>>6292594
uguu~

>> No.6292598

>>6292581
Nope. Resend.Email in field. Don't derail this thread please.

>>6292569
Probably more than you think. Or I would horribly scar you for life and leave you with several neurosis and maybe a fucked up fetish or two.

>> No.6292608

>>6292601
acting more obnoxious does'nt make you cooler/less gross.

>> No.6292612

>>6292609
thanks, fattie

>> No.6292609

>>6292608
>doesn't

ftfy

>> No.6292613

>>6292612
Got your back bro.

>> No.6292617
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>>6292613
I am not your bro, fattie.

>> No.6292618

>>6292598
Oh? I guess I could leave you with a few presents also, it'd be selfish of me not to. But I wouldn't spoil the surprise.

>> No.6292619
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>>6292617
I hear I give pretty good brojobs.

>> No.6292626

>>6292619
You're not funny, just fat.

>> No.6292628
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>>6292626
Strange how that works eh?

>> No.6292641

>>6292618
Such are the reasons that sane people always get tested before hooking up.

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>>6292618
You're either going to send him dirty pics, or you're going to try and give him VD.

Fess up

>> No.6292692

>>6292688
Gropey I'm sure has other prospects than some stranger with lady pecs off of 4chins anon. Besides, photos are lame.

>> No.6292702

>>6292692
I most certainly do.

>> No.6292779

>>6292702
Lies. You're here to get boobies, and you get them. Im wise to your ways. >:I

>> No.6292823

I can has a crush?

>> No.6292833

>>6290225
fuck, mebbe he was sleeping...

damn thaibamacare

>> No.6292841

>>6292779
No, really. I don't seek, nor receive as many dirty pics as people think, except for the crazy chicks. I am a disgusting, fucked up pervert, but I'm a one woman disgusting fucked up pervert.

>> No.6292887

>>6291515
>>6290050
They used to live in Germany now they live in Connecticut

>> No.6292902

>>6292887
To Connecticut then! Let me just brush up on my German.

>> No.6293274

>>6292169
Everyone beyond this post is fat.