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You will never be as kawaii as me you jelly, pedophile uncle fuckers.

>> No.6278803

lulz.
NOT

>> No.6278801

oh god!
What is wrong with the proportions on that?
The head is so huge and the hands are so tiny.

That is terrifying.

>> No.6278806

You'll never know what it's like to have a head full of thick hair you insecure, lying little cunt.

>> No.6278810

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>> No.6278820

They changed her face shape. Weird. She does look kawaii in this, though.

>> No.6278829

her hair actually looks nice!

>> No.6278830

I think the AD is trying to make her look like a doll with the big head and all
but they over did it so she looks like an alien bobble head

It really bothers me that in almost all of her ad photos, the editors decide to just expose the fuck out of her face instead of using other methods of editing. Because that's just lazy....

>> No.6278828

I want to find the person who approved this horrendous shoop for publication. He must be blind.... am I the only one that seeing this?

>>6278820

Evidently so....

COME ON PEOPLE

>> No.6278842

>>6278829

Because it's not her real hair.

Casual graphic editor here. You would not believe the lengths we go to in our work.

>> No.6278852

One hand is bigger than the other, they shortened her face length, and photoshopped on some new hair.
It's Halloween.

>> No.6278853
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>>6278828
I see it too.
The ratio is so off it's ridiculous. It's like they used a baby hand model and her head is gigantic compared to the bottle and hand. Creepy.

>> No.6278861

Haven't seen K-on or what? That's normal anime proportions.

>> No.6278891

>>6278842
I know it's not. we've all seen her grease hair, I just meant that it actually looked nice for once.

>> No.6278911

>OMG HER HEAD SO BIG
>OMG HER HANDS SO SMALL
>asdfasdfg

The photographer took the pic from an angle. Is there a high rez version of the actual ad floating around?

>> No.6278958

Holy shit one hand looks significantly larger than the other. That's either bad shooping, bad photography or the anon who uploaded it took it from a weird angle.

>> No.6278984

Look at those stubs. Are those even fingers?

Shit, now I feel like I'm taking my spider-leg fingers for granted. Good God.

>> No.6279023

It looks like a picture of a magazine ad taken at an angle (magazine on table, camera above magazine and angled down), and the picture in the magazine is also at an angle so that the combination of these two things makes it looks soooo very weird.

>> No.6279040

>Kannibals copyfraud berserk mode in 3,2,1...

>> No.6279194

>>6279040

Can someone explain this to me? The Ostrengas want Dakota to be all famous and shit for modeling, yet they scramble to take down every evidence of it. In what way at all does that make any sense?

>> No.6279247

>>6279194
More like: The mommy and daddy want the money but don't want people to know how their daughter look without shoop.

>> No.6279251

>>6279194
don't even try to understand. ostrengas are craycray.

>> No.6279318

totally sighed and shook my head because i'm so jelly.

>> No.6279435

well, I like that she is actually trying to show some emotion and expression in this photo. Her eyes are actually full of life for a change. Although, it could also be shoop.

>> No.6279471

Urgh she looks weird as fuck. I just can't get past that tiny baby hand. Everyone involved in that ad should be fired, holy shit.

>> No.6279479

>>6279471
They just pasted her face and part of her hair on somebody else, at last it looks like this was because she looks up and her head doesn't.

>> No.6279487

camera perspective. The person holding the camera has an height and is slightly tilted down. But that only adds to the probable disproportion of her fictional self.

>> No.6279492

>>6279487
Even taking into account the angle the photo of the ad was shot at, her hands still appear to be disproportionately small in comparison to her head. And I'm not saying this just to rag on her, I don't even hate the girl. This just looks odd.

>> No.6279497

The hands are obviously not part of the shoot/her own hands, it's normal for the face to be shot on its own and a hand holding the product shooped in separately.

>> No.6279502

The only thing that came out of the entire bullshit dakota drama threads is that /cgl/ knows jack all about modelling.

>> No.6279735

I did a bunch of crawling through Google, and can't find anything.

>> No.6279993
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>>6278796
Jebuzchristonastick! That face?!
Shoop level is 9000.
Kota-Ditto return!

>> No.6280374

I use that shampoo ! She's everywhere now, how annoying

>> No.6280392
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6280392

Her bangs make up 50% of her face.

>> No.6280404

>>6279492
The person who took a photo of that ad, took it from an angle too.

>> No.6280409

>>6278801

I think the poster's not flat on the wall and being photographed from a high angle is distorting it even further.

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6280415

You will never be this kawaii you lesbian beaners

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>> No.6280422

>>6280420
this is the worst picture I've seen of her. she is just plain ugly actually
>bald
>tiny eyes
>big chin
>pear shape

>> No.6280427

>>6280420
She looks like a blonde and skinnier PT

>> No.6280431
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Hey look! It's kotakoti's newest photo!

>> No.6280432

>>6280422
Don't forget dem bulldog cheeks. She can thank Cathy for those.

I always wonder if Becki was under better management would she have been successful? She looks younger and thinner than Dakota and has the additional factor of a full head of hair.

>> No.6280438

>>6280432
She's got a big nose though - Dakota's nose is pretty perfect imo

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>> No.6280445

>>6280444
Who dis

>> No.6280447

>>6280445
Dakota.

>> No.6280450

>>6280447
No.

>> No.6280451

>>6280450
Fanning

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>>6280415
THOSE FACES W H A T

>> No.6280468

Hahahaha.

>> No.6280470

I imagine a stranger who does not know all the Kotakoti wank you all circle jerk about will think she's kawaii as fuck.

>> No.6280475

>>6280470
She is really cute; even without shoop. Too bad she's a snobby cunt that comes from a crazy, fucked up family.

>> No.6280483

She doesn't look like herself anymore, neither her actual self nor her own shoops. OP, how did you even know this was Kooter?
She reminds me of some American actress here but I can't put my finger on it.

>> No.6280484

>>6279735
http://tweetbuzz.jp/word/%E3%83%80%E3%82%B3%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BB%E3%83%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BA/image

>> No.6280485

Hairlines don't work this way, special not when looking up...

>> No.6280489

Anyone tried the products? I want to use the same shampoo as KPP.

>> No.6280521

>>6280489
It's just a cheapish drugstore shampoo. Just because she endorses it doesn't mean she uses it.

>> No.6280533

>>6280432

Beckii would be immensely more successful if she got a nosejob like Kooter did. She's thinner, cuter, younger, friendlier, and doesn't just sit there playing with makeup all day. She's actually lively.

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>>6278796

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>>6280858

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