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How do I lose my virginity at a con?
I've been going for 10 years but I'm still too scared to talk to people
I don't leave my house for anything else so I don't have other options

>> No.10857367

its not gonna happen

>> No.10857390

>>10857361
>going for 10 years but I'm still too scared to talk to people
>I don't leave my house for anything else so I don't have other option

so to have sex at a con you, got to have some swag and confidence... there are alot of people all talking and interacting .. you have to stand out in that enviroment...

perhaps you could get a GF before the con who has a thing for getting caught or con stuff... but that isn't a good chance either...

best bet would be for you to save up your money and Hire a Prostitute.. .you'll have to pay her extra for the time and the costume etc... but this is probably your best bet.

>> No.10857440

>>10857361
Why does it have to be a con? Just make a dating site profile and try that, might take a few years but it has potential.

>> No.10857448

>>10857361
>How do I lose my virginity at a con?
You don't
Do what I did and pay a prostitute
>but it's forbidden/banned...
It still exist, trust me
It's called the oldwst profession for a reason

>> No.10857459

>>10857361
how old are you anon

>> No.10857464

>>10857390
Fuck outta here with this. It's an anime con and he's a guy. OP, just by being three thing...
-Not morbidly obese/disgustingly ugly
-Not a complete autistic retard
-having the absolute most basic grooming habits

Will put you in the top 5% already. You'll stand out a hell of a lot more than the retarded men who go around shouting and being obnoxious to make up for the fact they're fucking gross.

>> No.10857475

>>10857464
The top 5% of men in an animecon is the equivalent of a top 50% irl.

Nobody but obese unwashed chicks would go for him. Just like every day life.

>> No.10857491

>>10857459
I'm 25

>> No.10857507

>>10857464
Shit, so there's a chance for me, I only slightly autistic, have excellent grooming habits and am not morbidly obese. See you later, virgins.

>> No.10857510

>>10857507
If youre not attractive the only action youll ever get is sexually harassing chicks too fucked up on drugs and alcohol.

>> No.10857620

I believe in u OP

>> No.10857639

>>10857620
I'm on day 3 of my con and I haven't been able to talk to a single girl
I couldn't even go to the rave and try anything there because the people I ride with are faggots and wanted to leave

>> No.10857713

>>10857464
Unironically this with the caveat you still have to not be an autistic tard and initiate/talk to people. If you work out then even better.

>> No.10857715

>>10857639
Heh. MCM got another one.

I am one of the faggots fuck you. The brought an after party ticket but it seemed gay so I fucked off. MCM this time was also dead asf.

>> No.10857718

>>10857715
Really? Was so busy today we could barely move

>> No.10857722

>>10857718
Saturday was mad busy, at least until the last couple of hours when it was easier to see the stalls. Today was pretty much the same throughout.

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>>10857361
If you're banking on losing your virginity at a con and are incapable of going out and doing anything else... boy have I got some bad news for you.

>> No.10857740

>>10857713
>not be an autistic tard and initiate/talk to people
literally impossible

>> No.10857741

>>10857740

It's fucking comic con, just go up to people and complement their cosplay, even if it's shitty ones straight off Aliexpress. If you don't know what show it's from, ask what show it's from. If you do talk about the show. Single/pairs of girls are best, but groups are also fine because of the context, just don't be creepy and hyper-fixate.

If there's a group meet then ask if they're going to it. Once the convo is going don't overstay your welcome unless she's really into it and asks you to stay. Obviously, before you leave ask for socials/if they hang out later.

I can't tell if you people are genuinely retarded or if I'm just an unaware chad even though my body count is still in the single digits.

t.Coomer with a girlfriend, so I don't go to cons to bang cos-thots anymore.

>> No.10857742

How many times are you guys going to rehash the same shitty thread topics

>> No.10857743

>>10857741
even asking for pictures is really fucking hard for me
every time I see someone I want to talk to like a cute girl the thought of approaching them and actually trying makes me so fucking scared and uncomfortable that I can't make myself do anything

>> No.10857759

>>10857743
Then work on your confidence.

Come to /fit/, start making convo with more strangers, whatever.

The trick with the second one because you're probably a lazy sex-obsessed basement dweller is to start easy. Shift one factor at a time. First talk to male uggos. Then talk to male uggo strangers, then just random male strangers, then uggo landwhales/femoids. Then work your way up to random roasties who you find hot without the intention of hitting on them.

What? The worst that could happen is that they say "Ew" but if they say that you don't want to associate with a roastie like that anyway.

Or not. I enjoy having masses of zoomette pussy on demand. Thanks for reducing the competition basedjack.

>> No.10857760

>>10857759
I literally only leave my house to go to a con once a year
I don't drive so I can't go anywhere and don't drink so I have nowhere to go
I literally only see females in real life one time a year

>> No.10857774

>>10857760
How do you get food/money then?

Interact with people while just existing. Unless you're a fucking self sufficient subsistence farmer you're exaggerating.

>> No.10857784

>>10857774
I stack shelves at Walmart night shift

>> No.10857801

>>10857361
losing your virginity is heavily overrated. the thing that always bothered me was girls responded better to being treated like fuck toys, which was not something i was always comfortable with. con girls are also some of the worst pussy you can stick your dick into. find the least jank looking girl at a hotel party or sanctioned con dance party, and flirt with her. if you're willing to share some booze, party favors, weed or even ciggies, you just might score. even more of a chance if you have a hotel room to yourself or empty. good luck OP!

>>10857440
delusional

>> No.10857803

>>10857801
how do you flirt
the idea of it just makes me so uncomfortable and I am completely lost
I also don't drink or do any drugs

>> No.10857808

>>10857361
gloryhole

>> No.10857810

>>10857784
Then how do you get food?

The situational breakdown is easy - you're a sperg. That's not an insult, that's a fact. Other people with better social skills would be able to make it work (socialising) but it is what it is. You're making excuses how/why cons are the only place you can bang.

Thus, you need to make your life more "normie" to learn socialising.

Not a therapist or life coach but follow these steps:
1. Get a normie job. Regular day time hours. With roastie coworkers if possible to force yourself to get used to talking with them.
2. Start talking to strangers as I outlined earlier >>10857759. Just fucking interact with society.
2.5 do other shit that makes you feel confident. Lift/develop maniac depression/schizoprenia.
3. Learn a shit ton on how to be a normie from books/videos. Don't waste your money on a PUA. They work assuming you're otherwise normal. Look up "how to make friends and influence people".
4. Remember literal retards have gotten laid. Women aren't better than you. Most roasties are just retards like the majority of men, including you.
5. Develop maniac depression and just stop giving a shit.

>>10857803
Just talk to people without the intention of fucking. Make jokes. You're there for a good time, make them part of that. If you bang, then even bette.r

>>10857801
Unironically true. Best pussy I've gotten was from art galleries and shit like that where classy girls hang out.Cos-thots are fun to fuck, but the quality of girls is hit or miss. Once the con-high wears off most of the time it's just shame because they look mild outside cosplay. Also cons attract the most autistic people, females included. A lot of fatties and overly shy girls who can barely interact with a man.

>> No.10857811

>>10857810
Think of socialising as a skill you can stat into. Your starting stat is randomised. People in your situation but with a better base stat would be able to fuck even in your situation. But you rolled low so you have to spend effort to stat into it. The only way to do this is actually putting yourself out of your comfort zone.

>> No.10857815

>>10857803
i recommend you stop jerking off so much, so your coombrain can reorient to wanting to fuck real women. just talk to them, but none of that "bee yourself" crap. i dont give a fuck about expecting any pussy at any time. i just start talking to girls if the topic or what they're doing is interesting. often times, they will do so to me, and be pretty obnoxious about it. i enjoy a loose con slut being handsy with me, but not while im discussing autistic shit with other people.

>I also don't drink or do any drugs
go to church i guess? the type of straight-edge girl who goes to cons is rare, doesnt party and likely has a bf.

follow what >>10857810 is saying. i think you're problem is that you're undersocialized. and i get that it's daunting that you're going to cons possibly by yourself. you need to go make a friend group or something. at any given con, i can meet up with old friends or make plans with others.

>> No.10857844

>>10857815
>i just start talking to girls if the topic or what they're doing is interesting
this is never the case for me
>often times, they will do so to me
I have never been approached by a woman once in my entire life

>> No.10857871

>>10857844
this advice is free, anon. you just sound gay and defeatist, with an entitlement complex to boot. the world doesnt owe you anything, but you have a very attainable goal. you're just sabotaging yourself at this point. you don't think we were once a bunch of virgin losers in the past? get over it!

>> No.10857882

Cna you guys post some examples of how you get their contact? I've just been asking for IG but I can't find a way to make it sound 'natural'

>> No.10857895

>>10857882
If you're not ugly as sin and are a cosplayer(that isnt bottom dwelling shit ie a goku/mario/whatever) she will ask for yours.

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>>10857361
>>10857491
>I've been going for 10 years
>has been going to cons ever since he was 15 y/o hoping that some generic thot cosplayer will jump on his dick
Try harder with your bait retard. And if not bait then holy fuck.

>> No.10857925

>>10857871
>>10857918
>just get over crippling anxiety lol
>just be urself and pull yourself by your bootstraps

>> No.10857942

>>10857925
Brother, I get it. I have a socially avoidant attachment style. It's hard to get out of your head when it comes to social interactions. Unfortunately developing social skill is like developing any other kind of muscle or skill. You just have to do it. We like in an extremely atomized world. You can't just wait for someone else to take the lead. You're going to have to push yourself in social interactions. Just start with low stakes interactions. A part of the goal in the beginning is to just get use to how a back and for conversation flows. There isn't a dialog tree that leads to pussy. You have to get used to the feeling of being in a conversation.