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Please share your stories! How did it happen where? If you were there with friends how did you sneak around?
I am going to cosplay for the first time in a convention this summer and I would like some inspiration.

>> No.10835405

you are a stupid nigger.

>> No.10835408

>>10835345
Jannies please clean up garbage like this

>> No.10835415

>>10835345
>go to a con and cosplay with my girlfriend
>have wholesome sex with my girlfriend afterwards at the hotel room
>take her out to dinner
simple as

>> No.10835468

>>10835408
I admit it's trashy, I accept the punishment!
>>10835415
I was not implying it is not simple. I just wanted to hear what people's experiences are. It is wholesome to be able to do that with your partner in any case

>> No.10835477

>>10835468
How often are you on here? I'm genuinely wondering, just because these threads pop up all the time, and disappear just as quickly. No matter how much people approve or hate them, they always run at lightning speed (for this board). The recent attempt at a general seemed promising, but failed. Not surprising, honestly.

>> No.10835487

>>10835477
It's not just one person.

>> No.10835491

>>10835487
That's what I'm getting at. Trying to gauge just how engrained this topic is people's minds around here

>> No.10835518

>>10835415
based

>> No.10835562

>>10835345
>Rooming with a girl I've know all my life at a con out of town
>Night rolls around and am horny
>Tell her if she doesn't have sex with me that I'll kick her out of the room and she won't have a ride home
>unwilling accepts
>calls me the worst brother ever since

>> No.10835574

>>10835477
I'm never here but it seemed like the place to ask that question.
Good luck with your stats but consider a bias if you're going only by thread topic: someone could think of a topic less often than the frequency they want to discuss about it here. For example, I think about how to make my cosplay way more often that I think about this thread but I have no need to ask questions about it here

>> No.10835577

>>10835574
in the future just use ctrl+f. we get ten new low-quality convention hookup threads every month and they're hard to fucking miss.

>> No.10835578

>>10835562
Have you thought of cosplaying a student from Prison School? Oh wait, you don't need to, you must already be in the attire

8/10 for the incest part and 0/10 for the rapey part of the joke

>> No.10835581

>>10835577
Thanks for the tip and sorry for the inconvenience, sir

>> No.10835625

>>10835574
It's a relevant enough topic. The ones that get the best reception are when they're open ended, like this. "Tell me how to get laid", full stop, is instant disapproval. And there really is no denying this board is /soc/ + /s/ + /r9k/ more than anything now, and has been for a while. And as for the response you got, there's only one blatant con sex thread right now. The others were all axed in the meantime. Depending on how things go with this one, I might be more compelled to share what I've got to say on the subject.

>> No.10837167

once i was dressed as toriel from undertale and i really needed money for a ride home. i saw this desperate looking nerd and offered to give him a bj. he obviously agreed. while he was distracted, i stole his wallet. it was shaped like a nes. if i remember correctly, it was at dragoncon.
10/10 would do again

>> No.10837178

>>10837167
if the moral of this story was don't accept a bj from someone you just met, i learned nothing

>> No.10837182

>>10837167
I wish that was me (don't keep any money in my wallet)

>> No.10837183

one time at Megacon like I was chilling at a RWBY panel/meet up and was able to flirt with a Neo cosplayer, she was into Sun Wukong who I was cosplaying as and was super into me, we got a little feely and then kissing and finally she drags me to her place and we fuck

>> No.10837188

>>10835415
I have kind of a funny twist on this
>Ex-gf and I put together an Inuyasha group with friends, started as a joke but turned into tryhard serious cosplay
>I'm Inuyasha, she's Kagome
>Find out at some point during this that Inuyasha used to be her husbando
>She usually wasn't that sexual but cosplaying it made her horny as hell and she insisted on fucking immediately when we got back to the room, and she demanded that we keep as much of the costumes on as possible - in fact it was also the only time we ever had sex in full cosplay.

>> No.10837195

>>10837178
I get head from strangers all the time. What are you, low test?

>> No.10837295

I've told this story here before but i'll tell it again. I'll be changing some minor details because I think the girl lurks here.

>be at Otakon back in Baltimore
>get random cellphone call in the morning from a female friend of a friend I mutually hung out with once or twice outside of the con
>she asked if I was by chance at Otakon
>I said yes and so was she
>she asked if I wasn't doing anything if I could meet up with her and hang out, I agreed
>We met, this is the first time i'm hanging out with her without the mutual friend involved so it was small talk to sorta get to know each other
>we decide to get something to eat at a food place near by
>they are charging $6 for water, my female friend was about to pay that
>the jew inside of me was saying hell no, I tell her not to pay for that and that I have free drinks back at my VIP floor
>we take our food back to the hotel's VIP suite, get our drinks, eat, chat for another 2 hours just enjoying each other's company
>due to the fact she woke me up early and I was partying the night before I got really tired suddenly and politely told her that I had to go sleep for a few more hours back in my room
>she said "oh i'll come with you"
>at this point my dick activated, I wasn't even considering doing anything sexual with this girl before this line
>we walk to my room, I sit on the edge of the bed, we talk for about 2 more minutes and I just say it "So, i'm sorta getting the vibes we're about to hook up, am I right?"
>she says she wasn't planning on it but we can if she wants
>self explanatory from there.

Made for a good con experience. Moral of the story is I got laid because I was a cheapskate.

>> No.10837305

I'll never have such stories. I look like i'm retarded, I look way too friendly, I do costumes that have no sex appeal... i'm doomed.

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>>10837305
Your mental state has pre-determined your outcome

>> No.10837320

>>10837313
Alright then. It's never going to happen because my mental state is never going to change.

I'll be sexless my entire life, that's it. Thanks, anon.

>> No.10838270

at old Otakon in Baltimore I had sex with a con girl after 2am in an empty panel room in the dark

>> No.10839391

>>10837167
Just asked for the money in exchange

>> No.10839392

>>10837305
Similar with me
But I'm just ugly...

>> No.10839405

>>10837188
>fulfilling the dream of a female weeb
I wish that would be me
And how much did she liked it?
Did she even screamed Inuyasha?

>> No.10839433

>>10837295
Nice your story was from Otakon in Baltimore also?

That con was pretty wild

>> No.10839591

>>10839405
She was pretty into it, maybe the best sex we ever had in the 5 year relationship to be honest.
>Did she even screamed Inuyasha?
She wasn't much of a screamer, too self-conscious, but definitely moaned it.

>> No.10839679

>>10839591
Maybe should have done it more often....

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10839689

>>10837295
You may have fucked, but you missed out on that ICE COLD WATER, AND IT'S ONLY ONE DOLLAR

>> No.10839992

>>10835405
Now thats what I like to see

>> No.10840082

i just want to have sex

>> No.10840083 [DELETED] 

>>10835345
https://youtu.be/HzKmtm2MI64

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10840486

>>10837167
Lmao

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>> No.10840601

>>10839433
Baltimore was a wild time.
>a couple that fucked at the meetup bar bathroom that also caused a drama thread.
>some dick sucking at the concierge lounge while a kamina cosplayer was passed the fuck out.
>possible orgy the following year.

Otakon will never be the same with the current times plus being in DC

>> No.10840604

>>10840601
I'm planning on going for the first time this year. Is the move to DC really that bad?

>> No.10840610
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10840610

Ok it's been long enough, time to post again. I've gotten laid at cons before. At a point now where I can easily hold my own. Shame there's another problem here, and it throws me for a loop every time. Can't even be sure even a Casanova would instantly have the perfect answers.
>Girl at party giving me ALL the signals ever
>My room is really far (~20 minute walk), hers probably is too, even though we're both staying onsite
>Everybody staying with me agreed in advance: we weren't gonna bring in strangers
>Where we met had one bathroom for 40-50 people
>In b4 stairwell
None around. So yeah, right now my biggest problem is less "how" more "where". A nearly identical problem happened right after too.

>> No.10840697

>>10835345
>csm

kys and end your life.

you ghetto retard underage niggers are a cancer

>> No.10840718

>>10840500
I want to believeeeeee

>> No.10840770

>>10835345
A grill once touched my peepee at a con. See you later, virgins.