/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

[Anonymous No.10058960]

>be me
>average looking guy
>AZ 2016
>cosplay Karkat
Have a good time, hang out with spergstuck fans
>holytumblr.jpg
>most of them are hot lesbians, but notice there are a couple of guys and straight girls too
>the ugliest lesbian mentions an orgy happening saturday night at the Marriot across the street from convention center
>spergstuck only
>mfw im lonely and desperate enough to fuck strangers
>11pm comes around
>most everyone is going to their hotel, sperging in the game room or having seizures at the rave
>wouldyoulookatthetime.jpg
>get escorted by the ugliest lesbian to her hotel room
>show up
>about 20-25 people in a mass flesh ball on the floor and beds
>holyfuck.png
>I'm kinda nervous, femanon
>"Don't worry, anon. We're all over 18"
>nervous sweating intensifies
>ugly lesbian offers me a drink to calm myself a bit before going in
>I agree
>uhoh.jpeg
>start to feel a bit faint
>not fully conscious, but am still able to do things
>see the hot girl from earlier getting spit roasted
>anon has joined your party
>lose memories before dping said girl
>wake up 2 hours later in the bathtub
>cumsoaked and butthurt
>everyone is passed out, but the ugly lesbian
>"mind if I shower, anon?"
>I shower too cause I'm a filthy fag apparently
>ask what happened
>"you don't remember, anon? You were pretty wild. The guys and girls were all over you"
>figure sex is sex at this point
>mention butthurt
>"Oh, anon. You were a real champ. Thanks for being my first time with a guy by the way"
>don't know if disgusted or just glad to help
>finish up showering
>drives us to waffle house and talk about the orgy a bit more
>drops me off at my hotel and never mention this to anyone
>next day
>I wake up and get ready to go to the dealers room for the last minute sales
>one of my female conmates walks up to the open bathroom while I'm brushing my teeth and slaps my ass
>PAIN.jpg
>mfw everyone knows
>everyone makes fun of me whole ride home
What's the weirdest cosplay experience you ever had?

[Anonymous No.10058970]

sooooo... you were raped? You seem to be very casual about rape.

[Anonymous No.10058972]

>>10058970
Almost like it didn't actually happen or something.

[Anonymous No.10058974]

this post was vomit inducing

[Anonymous No.10058977]

>>10058972
I could've guessed.

Either this never happened or OP is completely confused about what constitutes rape and so were the 30+ people he interacted with 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.10059038]

of all the fandoms you could've chosen to base your gangrape fantasy on, why pick one that was almost completely dead in 2016? set it in 2013 or something

[Anonymous No.10059045]

>>10059038
This.
>got back from a con this past weekend
>saw all of ~3-5 homestuck cosplayers
I literally saw more MLP cosplay. Homestuck just isn't as timeless as you think it is.

[Anonymous No.10059059]

>“be me”