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10052245 No.10052245 [Reply] [Original]

Oshiete edition.

>> No.10052255

man I just really love things

>> No.10052259

Man I just really love how beautiful life is and how wonderful love is
also the Beastie Boys

>> No.10052260
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tfw make a bunch of friends when I travel to other comms but my home one is just kind of apathetic towards me
I don't think I'm hated, but I don't get any real excitement from them either

>> No.10052262

>tfw not pretty

>> No.10052263
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I'm always bored and lonely
I don't know of any sites where lolitas can talk about lolita stuff besides cgl, ruffle chat, and discord
Are there others?
Am I dumb?

>> No.10052264

What hobbies or interests do you have outside of lolita?

>> No.10052265
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tfw a cute cosplay girl offered to suck my weenus in her car, but I turned her down and she ended up getting rammed face-down in a puddle of peepee by some Persona 5 guys.

I'm never going to lose my v card.

>> No.10052266

Wii modding and homebrew
It's really just those two things, and I don't know /anywhere/ to talk about Wii stuff

>> No.10052267

You might think that, butyou will always be worth of love and great big, warm, soft, affectionate hugs

>> No.10052269

Find other things that interest you. Things that are more social.

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>> No.10052271

Love and hugs aren't going to make me look nice in a dress

>> No.10052273

Things you can actually do with other people.

>> No.10052275

But they will give you the strength to find dresses you do look nice and realize when you have pulled off a coord

>> No.10052276

Go in the friend finder thread

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>she ended up getting rammed face-down in a puddle of peepee
God I wish that were me

>> No.10052284

You will never be a girl, gems-kun.

>> No.10052288

Man I just really love cosplay

>> No.10052289

Delete /pol/

>> No.10052290

/hbg/ over in /vg/

>> No.10052292

Man I just really love Galko

But mostly Nikuko

>> No.10052293

Man, I just really love lolita.

I've been feeling so good and confident in what I wear lately, and so many lovely people have been complimenting me or commenting on my instagram posts it just makes me so fuzzy.
I feel like I've finally found a style which really suits me, sure I feel comfortable and pretty in my normie wardrobe but I've noticed i get more compliments on my looks in lolita rather than my clothes. Even in fancy (normie) clothes, people never really tell me I'm pretty or cute they will mostly compliment my outfit.

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>Otome no Tutu OP in ivory pops up on Mecari for a decent price
>ask SS to buy it
>seller deletes the listing before SS manages to nab it
I'm waiting for the seller to relist, but it's been a week and I'm losing hope. Someone hold me;;

>> No.10052311

No anon, I wont

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I had a dream about these tonight. I found them on closetchild and was struggling with ordering, but it was so slow and I felt like someone will grab them before me. And then I woke up or had different dream, I don’t remember.

>> No.10052339

What's your home comm?

>> No.10052353

I Gained like 60lbs on a small frame over the course of 10 years for many reasons.
>Made it impossible to fit Lolita
>finally lost 20 lbs
>and now hit a plateau but every time I get disheartened I know I can’t stop trying because I will never be able to wear my clothes until I lose the pounds.
I hate being this heavy tell me it gets better ?

>> No.10052354

>You know what the solution to this is, right? Work to get your own RHS (save up if you must) and do them justice yourself.

Thanks for the kind encouragement anon. Unfortunately I think they are out of my budget, currently. It's not like I don't own the money to buy them, I could buy them right now actually, but I am not well-off so I don't think it would be a responsible purchase. Just thinking how much food I could buy instead of those shoes prevents me from buying them. That said, it might come a time where I am able to afford them.

I have never looked for secondhand RHS because I don't like the thought of used shoes much, however, I might look into it if it's the only way I can afford them. Does anybody know whether it is possible to get secondhand RHS for a decent price?

>> No.10052355

Genuine RHS are still quite expensive even secondhand from what I've seen, many of them aren't in great condition either. It's understandable that you wouldn't be able to drop the amount for them right away, priorities are important after all; but it is possible to save up for them, even if it takes you a while.

>> No.10052358

>Genuine RHS are still quite expensive even secondhand from what I've seen, many of them aren't in great condition either.

That is what I feared. Thanks for the info. Maybe I really should start saving up, hoping it won't take ages before I can buy them without feeling guilty.

>> No.10052359

I believe in you, anon! You can do it!

>> No.10052365

Thank you so much! I wish you good deals for this Christmas!

>> No.10052369

>Tfw no lolita gf

>> No.10052370

The “net idol” threads on this board are cringy af and I wish more gulls would shame them off of here. Idol culture is stupid in the first place so gulls larping as followers of teenagers larping as anime aidorus is so gross.

>> No.10052371

But anime idols are based on real idols

>> No.10052373

It's pretty easy to simply avoid that thread, anon. They're hardly spamming the board.

>> No.10052379

Uh yeah, was just saying

>> No.10052380

What us net idol? They have a containment thread so I never bordered to learn.

>> No.10052381

Girls of varying levels of attractiveness with weeby stage names covering jpop songs and sometimes making their own songs, which i admit is commendable, but gulls giving shits about literal teenage drama between the groups is retarded. I’m not sure why it’s even relevant to the board, actually.

>> No.10052383

Anon from the last friend who posted about the girl who was buying all her dresses from AliExpress.

I heard back from my friend who's seeing her that she wants to know about more sweet brands. I only know my basic bitch lolita stuff, so post'em up gulls.

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>tfw no maso lolita gf
>tfw no maso lolita gf for stepping on
>tfw no maso lolita gf for collaring
>tfw no maso lolita gf to write lewd things on
>tfw no maso lolita gf to cuddle with afterwards

>> No.10052388

>tfw you actually find someone like this, but then she wants you to cut her

>> No.10052389

Why does sewing have to be so intimidating to learn

>> No.10052390

>lots of cute guys at every con
>bf never liked cosplay/cons
>dump bf
>suddenly all guys already have a gf
>tfw going on 3 weeks without sex
Life is suffering...

>> No.10052392

>tfw gone over a year without sex
>feel my degenerate fantasies are way too much for anyone to tolerate at this point

>> No.10052394

I...i-is masturbation one of those things?

>> No.10052402
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>tfw no Galko gf

>> No.10052405

Going on two years, the you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself meme is real
Also everyone worth talking to (has the same nerdy interests as me) are even grosser than me.

>> No.10052409

I feel you anon.

>Be weeb
>But I'm not a gross weeb
>go to gym
>Have an okay face, been told I'm good looking
>Take care of my hygiene
>Can have a conversation about things other than anime
>All weaboo girls who are pretty are either 15 or taken
>Just the androgynous blobs left
>Would rather just stay celibate

>> No.10052410

No one cares about your male problems. Go back to /r9k/

>> No.10052411

I'm too cute for /r9k/

>> No.10052413

How can you go so long without sex? If i'm not in a relationship i get tinder-dates for the casual sex. Just make sure to use protection.

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>> No.10052415

I unironically prefer masturbation these days. The last time I had sex was actually casual sex with someone I met via tumblr and I got bored after about 20 minutes of pumping her. With my hand I can crack one out quickly and go back to whatever it was I was doing beforehand. It's a different story if I'm in a committed relationship but if I'm single I don't really give a fuck

>> No.10052420

Really wish guys would stop posting here...

>> No.10052421


>> No.10052422

>muh super sekrit girls club
You're still on 4chan(nel) you fuckin melt

>> No.10052424

>have a bunch of baggage
>don't know when I'm going finally be able to form healthy intimate relationships
>body will not stop pleading for me to get laid
I don't like it

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>con is next weekend
>the person who always helps me with makeup gonna be out of town
Welp. It's my fault for not learning.

>> No.10052428

Literally me. People with a real interest in Japanese and anime are NEVER attractive or average weight. It’s not too much for me to ask my partner take as much care of themselves as I do. And NOT dress like a middle school gamer jesus christ.

I try tinder but it’s honestly too much work to court guys on there. I want to just straight out say in my bio “I don’t want anything but sex, sorry, let’s meet” but I really don’t want a friend to come across me and see that on there. And the payoff isn’t even that good. You can’t tell someone is fat or ugly from their pictures sometimes. I ran into that problem twice and it sucked.

Sex is overrated imo, the chase and the first 5 minutes are the only fun part.

>> No.10052429

Not sure what the worst part of your comment is, gonna bet on this
>People with a real interest in Japanese and anime are NEVER attractive or average weight.

>> No.10052433

>Best friend introduced idea late spring this year
>Her and I to go volunteer in Japan 2 months in spring of 2019
>Travel around the country last month of visa
>I'm 200% on
>We both apply and save money for trip
>Have been working for this ever since
>Come now, winter
>Got accepted, finally, to volunteer project
>She's having second thoughts
>Mostly due to getting a girlfriend last month
>Also because a three month trip means quitting her job(s) and being unemployed when returning
>My job is as a personal assistant, and that personal connection basically ensures immediate re-employment
>I understand where her doubts are coming from, because I don't share them
>My steady bf is prepared to miss me for three months
>Her new gf is such a fresh romance
>Says she doesn't want to disappoint me
>My opinion will weigh a lot in this decision
>She's my best friend
>We both agree to think about it and decide soon

I figured writing in the feels thread would help me sort out my feelings, and it worked. I'm crying now, and I dread being alone in Japan for two months. She is compromising such as skipping the volunteer project and only going for the 'round trip. I can't compromise like that. I want to do this, and am taking a break in my studies to do this, with her!

Writing this has helped. I'm going to tell her that I want her to come. It's not going to be the same if she doesn't.

>> No.10052434

Not quite what I had in mind.

>> No.10052435

Find a guy in this deep on my level of 6 and above and then you can talk. Every ALT here in japan is the same balding bearded guy with glasses copypasted.

>> No.10052437

Oh and I did go on a date with a Japanese guy here. Very shy. He told me it’s true that even holding onto arms or hugging after dinner to say bye is weird and freaky there. Really not worth pursuing when you’re only here for 3 months. They are a wholesome bunch

>> No.10052438

nayrt but among all the otaku male friends/acquaintances I have I'd say 50% are definitely decent and some of them actually are pretty handsome (while others are hideous). Like most stuff, you'll have most people being average then a few above and a few under average. Just watch male youtubers, many of them look okay (I'm not that much into yt stuff but gigguk comes to mind). I don't know about Japan but it would be weird if things worked completely different there. A lot of my friends are balding, bearded and with glasses even if they have no interest in Japanese culture. It's called testosterone, it's something all guys have, while people with bad sight are everywhere unfortunately.

>> No.10052440

>date the jap version of a beta
>be surprised he is beta
There are assertive japanese guys, you just need to find one.

>> No.10052453

You cannot deny nerdy hobbies like anime have more people that don’t care about their appearance than other hobbies...the outcasting based on their presentation might be whay drove them into nerdy hobbies in the first place.
I believe you but like I said it’s not worth it especially when going where anyone under the age of 40 is costs $40 since the last bus home is retardely early at 7:30pm and it’s cheaper to stay at a net cafe than suffer the taxi price.

>> No.10052454

Thank you so much for this

>> No.10052460

>love the "victirian gothic vampire" aesthetic
>love sweet lolita

Muh buget. Muh closet space

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I hope none of u gulls interrupt your man while he's unwinding after a hard day at working streaming to support your family, else this is gonna happen

>> No.10052479

What a pair of fucking children. I feel sorry for the kid.

>> No.10052480

>tfw not angelic

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I’d drag his ass on camera and beat him senseless.

>> No.10052487

At least they've both been charged. Hopefully the kids are somewhere more suitable now.

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Sorry if this is /pol/ but my god this outfit is adorable. I was always told it was a sin to mix blue with black (black stockings) but it's so cute here. I don't really do lolita (too fussy to be practical) but I love school uniform style outfits (not strictly just nanchatte). I can't find decent shoes that are comfortable but would also match this. Usually I end up wearing cute sneakers (current pair are light pink, polo assn) with a skirt or dress. I want to dress in cute outfits but whenever I do the back of my heels will bleed. Why do women's shoes have to be uncomfortable torture devices? Men get comfy dress shoes that are okay to walk around in, but women's shoes are all fashion over function, and the "comfort" styles are ugly as shit grandma wear. Women have more shoes in stores than men but they're all uncomfortable junk that will leave you bleeding and miserable after 1/4 a mile. I want to be cute but I also need to walk several miles a day! It's driving me crazy.
Do you think white tennis shoes would look bad with schoolgirl outfits? I just want comfortable shoes that I can walk in. Why is this so hard to make, why do women get the short stick of everything? Men get to wear comfortable shoes and we get stuck in these awful things that will cut into your skin if you walk too far, it's like being on a leash, I hate the fashion industry, and fuck men. I can't even wear mens' shoes if I wanted to because I have tiny tiny feet.
And you get like 5 minutes in the store to see if they're comfy or not, how can you judge on that? Then you think they're comfy and buy them and one day you have to walk a mile or so around town and all of a sudden your stockings are stained red at the back and every step is torture and you can't return the shoes. Shoe companies should be held accountable! Why is there no multiple-mile-comfort certification for shoes!? I'm angry. I'm angry about shoes. I can't look moe because I don't drive a car doorstep to doorstep. /rant

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by back of heel I mean pic related, achilles tendon I guess, I have like permanent scarring there now and I'm sick and tired of this bullshit I just want cute comfy shoes that would go well with posher outfits.

>> No.10052492

>Men get comfy dress shoes that are okay to walk around in
Not arguing with your post, because heels are obviously worse, but I have scars on my ankles from less than comfortable dress shoes.

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I can't imagine why posting a country-tan would be /pol/. I love cute anime girls, and especially Orangina-tan.

But honestly, are you some kind of tranny roleplayer? You sound like you've never broken in a shoe in your whole life. My advice to you is simple:
>Buy a cute high quality leather shoe
>Wear it at short intervals of walking
>Meaning don't throw out your 'day-shoes'
>If your feet break, remember the shoe does too
>Wait until your feet heal, knowing the shoe does not
>When at full health, wear the shoes again
>Break them down little by little
>Soon enough the leather becomes soft
>Most comfy shoes ever, literally shaped by your feet

Enjoy your cute shoes Anon! This is 100% failsafe with leather shoes, but works at some extent at all materials.

>> No.10052496

>tranny roleplayer
rude! And I have shoes I've done that with, wore them to work for months where my sum of walking is padding around an office, and then one day I need to walk a mile, just one mile, and bam, back of my heels are bleeding all over.
I feel like a country bumpkin child wearing sneakers all the time but my god I really do walk a lot and I'm not a fan of pain and blisters and blood just to try and look moe. We can put a man on the moon but we can't design a shoe that's both cute and comfy to walk in.
Ah? idk they look comfy, I see guys walking around in them all the time no problem.

>> No.10052497

but you don’t deny it...
sounds like you just don’t know how to wear shoes

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Huh... Maybe you just have really dainty skin on your feet. Slap some compeed/plasters on your ankles if you know you're going to walk far that day. You get blisters and blood by friction, so just protect yourself with an extra layer beneath your socks. Nobody will see that.

>> No.10052499

I'm a womens' size 6, do you really think a guy has feet that small? Maybe a 12 year old boy... God you're rude. It's so stupid I didn't think I needed to deny it.
>muh magical secret science of shoes
Fuck off. I bet you don't walk further than to your fridge.

>> No.10052502

??? This is a thing? What a crazy world. Can't just make comfortable shoes so come up with plasters to slap on your feet instead... Literally a bandaid on the problem.
>dainty skin
I mean, maybe. In my Nikes I can walk 15-20 miles a day no problem. I think it's shoes, not me. But what do I know? Idk, do normal people walk like 5 miles a day? I don't know how normies live so idk, maybe these women I see walking around in heels only walk 6 blocks at most and get their boyfriend to drive them everywhere. I don't know anything.
I want to look like cute anime characters but a 2d drawing doesn't need to be concerned about blisters.

>> No.10052504

How old are you?

>> No.10052505

...It's not my fault, no one in my family ever wore anything but crappy payless shoes sneakers. It's frustrating, cute clothes are plenty comfy enough but with shoes it's like death.

>> No.10052506

Usually those plasters are there to protect your feet after the harm has been done, but they can be used preemptively too.

But honestly anon, it's probably both. Your feet are sensitive, you have limited shoe choices, and a great disdain for normies. Try asking them instead of your fellow rude strangers on a Mongolian finger painting forum.

>> No.10052514 [DELETED] 

As someone who used to routinely hike 10+ miles to camp I'd say the bandaid idea is your best bet, though you'll want to use something more durable like moleskin. It's either that or keep wearing tennis shoes.

>> No.10052515

The town of cows.

>> No.10052517

As someone who used to routinely hike 10+ miles to camp I'd say the bandaid idea is your best bet, though you'll want to use something more durable like moleskin. It's either that or keep wearing tennis shoes.
>Tfw no sensitive feet gf to care for after a long day

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>Sin to mix blue with black
All hail Mana-sama

>> No.10052522

I mean, am I correct on that point? Blue should be paired with tan/brown, and black paired with anything other than blue, yellow, brown/tan, or green.
I usually just wear white and pink though, plus navy blue.

>> No.10052532

I sold the dream dress my boyfriend got me for my birthday, and a few days later I whole heartedly regret it even though I don’t even wear Lolita anymore and need the money.

I just bought a mannequin to display other things and put a dress on it for fun, I wish it was the one I sold.

He knows I did it and why, but I still feel so god damn guilty and I miss it everyday since I shipped it out.

>> No.10052533

>anon sells dress because short on money
>but buys a mannequin
You couldn't like just pick up a few weekends of daywork or something???

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>> No.10052537

What kind of jobs do you gulls have?

>> No.10052540

It's pretty easy when you only experience sexual desire for people you're in a relationship with and basically become asexual when you're single.

>> No.10052542

I moved to a smaller town then the one I was in (was in LA) because my boyfriend got a really great opportunity to advance his career, not going to hide secrets, he makes more money then my career field by far, so we decided it was the best option. Point is, my career field doesn’t exist here. I’ve applied for 15+ retail, front desk, receptionist, etc positions but I keep getting turned down because I am grossly overqualfied. I’m not broke/poor and still have a lot saved up, but our move cost us nearly $5k split between us and I don’t like slowly losing money because of bills, and we are saving up to get a house within the next year hopefully.

The $50 mannequin was my xmas gift to myself. I just didn’t think I would regret selling this dress that much because I thought it over for days and how it sits in my closet where I never see it, so how was I supposed to miss it?

I’m telling myself that hopefully I’ll get over it soon, or buy another set once I get another job if I really want it.

>> No.10052551

do demisexuals actually exist? i thought that was a tumblr myth

>> No.10052553

I just want to be stuffed with cocks desu

>> No.10052559

I don't know what a demisexual is, that's just how I experience sexual attraction.

>> No.10052565 [DELETED] 

>do demisexuals actually exist?
I guess you could call me one, but I would never fucking say outside a anon board that I am a "demisexual xDDD". I've been attracted to partners that I wouldn't necessarily find physically attractive, and even then I wouldn't say I have a "type". Obviously I want to stay away from some obvious no-nos, but I've become sexually attracted to people who physically I did not care for or even found on the slightly ugly side just because of their personality, the way we interacted, the things we shared, etc.

It's actually a huge issue because if I make a really good friend I can share deeper things with, I usually end up becoming sexually attracted to them even though I don't want to be.

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>> No.10052573

That sounds about right, I never felt the need for a label before but I guess one exists.

>> No.10052576

This is me too, anon. I can't feel sexual towards someone unless I really trust and know them. In fact, most of the time I find people repulsive sexually, unless I am mentally and emotionally attracted to them first.

It kinda sucks, but it is what it is.

>> No.10052590

the heart boner is strongest of boners

>> No.10052592

Why? I happen to like dressing up as fictional characters.

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I went to the Disney Store today and saw a bunch of merch of Marie from Aristocats. Reminded me of the Marie girl who used to post in these threads.

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You all did your best and I hope you have a great day

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I appreciate you, anon. Thank you.

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Based sleepinggemposter

>> No.10052683

>discovered yaoi
>totally rejected it for the longest time, didn't want to become a fujo
>finally gave in and read some bl erodoujin
>liked it
>read more
>prefer it now
>want to start drawing some
I really passed the point of no return, didn't I? The internet was a mistake.

>> No.10052690

Damn it, we lost another one!

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Welcome to the fujo club, here is your complementary standard fujoshi reaction pic!

>> No.10052712

Somehow I still work in one of those manufacturing plants. I have a 1960s job.

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Man a guy is alittle lonely tonight man this sucks, Guess'll just work on some cos

>> No.10052717

I fix cars. Please kill me.

>> No.10052719

Please hack my 3ds senpai
So, a normal and healthy person then.
Thank you based anon, good night.
Remember, you are here forever. Post drawings?

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big same, sometimes I wish I could rail my boyfriend with a strapon

>> No.10052728

Luckily I'm more of a bottom, and girls also have an asshole. Maybe everyone into anal sex is just a closet fujo in uke mode.

>> No.10052736

You don't have to be demisexual to not want to have casual sex.

I have an insane sex drive and have never wanted to have sex with a stranger, even if I /wanted/ to have sex with them. It's called self control.

My current partner was astounded that I've never just drunkenly made out with a stranger/friend, and considers me super old-fashioned for it.

>> No.10052737
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>Mfw I have a boyfriend into buttstuff
>Mfw he wants me to rail his ass
>Mfw we haven't done anything yet
>He's self conscious about how dirty it is
>Still teases me with confirming his gay-ass by fingering himself in the bath
>My rotten heart beats faster thinking about it

I'm in this for the long run. It's going to be worth it. If anything he appreciates yaoi too, and I regularly share good finds with him. But man... The day will come soon enough.

On topic he's into getting a modest ouji wardrobe to go with my ever growing lolita one. He's really handsome, and we joke about the ouji-accessory a lot. I love him so much gulls.

>> No.10052741

>not tying him down and ramming his ass until he cums all over the sheets
Anon what the fuck.
>bottom slut

>> No.10052743

>Maybe everyone into anal sex is just a closet fujo in uke mode.
Can confirm.

>> No.10052752

I believe your friend will regret later in her life if she doesn't go with you. Have fun you two.

>> No.10052754

experiencing sexual attraction =/ having casual sex. most people do not have casual sex, almost everyone experiences sexual attraction to strangers

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I thought it would be smart to get an enema before HolMats.

>> No.10052762

>I keep getting turned down because I am grossly overqualfied.
How does one turn down someone for being overqualified? How is that a bad thing?

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>Maybe everyone into anal sex is just a closet fujo in uke mode.

>> No.10052770

Because if something better comes up, you're fiscally able to leave. Employers like desperate people. People who recently made large purchases such as vehicles or a home and don't have higher education are exploitable af. Especially if they have family to take care of.

Anon, I recommend leaving off a significant amount off of your resume if you want to work retail. Lie, downplay your expertise, and do what it takes to just work.

>> No.10052774

They won’t pay enough to keep someone who COULD be working somewhere that pays them accurately (relevant to their qualifications) which can mean the overqualified person will dump the job in half a year, and the company will have to train someone else all over again

>> No.10052775

Nayrt but my mother's been turned down from a job for being overqualified. There's a bunch of reasons for it, sometimes it's something stupid like jealousy/fear, sometimes the company just wants dumb sheep

>> No.10052776

>give self enema
>fart shitwater every few hours for the rest of the day as more works its way back down
wow i feel so clean hahaha. i did it once before a date and then realized it was equivalent to having the shits, and my stomach hurt and felt bloated and more kept coming out, so i had to cancel the date. by date i mean fuckmeet of course. because if the water came out dirty i put more in and a few rounds of that maybe it was overdone, but i couldn't fart in confidence. can you imagine a guy fucking you and you accidentally fart and it's a shitwater fart all over his bed and he awkwardly asks you to get dressed and get out of his apartment?
whenever i fuck myself in the ass the dildo comes out clean so i don't see the point of enemas, i really got memed on them. only like one in ten times is there ever even a smear of anything. and frankly if a guy is going to fuck me in the ass and then complain about a little smear, he can go straight to hell anyway. like, ungrateful bastard, i just let you put your dick into my lower intestines.
women go through hell to look pretty inside and out and men just don't appreciate our efforts.

>> No.10052781

You left the saline in it, didn't you? If all you want to do is get fucked in the ass with no mess you're supposed to dump out the saline and fill the thing with water. Do that a few times and you're good to go with no (or very little) risk of shitting all over the place.

>> No.10052816

No, it was plain water.

>> No.10052818

Why sis?

>> No.10052890

If we appreciate your efforts you get too comfortable.

>> No.10052894

and then you become a fattychan

>> No.10052896

>tfw lost 15kg in the past 2 months
>this would be absolutely wonderful and I would be cheering
>except I'm a guy

Back on the ana-kun train

>> No.10052899

I work at daiso like a big weeb. Since I'm not near the city, I pretty much never see anyone in j-fash but I've served a girl wearing an old AP dress - possibly babby's first coord and another regular customer who wears larme/himekaji. I do see cringy weebs often buying their ramune and pocky though, which is always entertaining.

Its honestly such an awfully run company and kind of a pain to work at, nevar recommend as a workplace gulls ;;-;;

>> No.10052902

> cringy weebs often buying their ramune and pocky though, which is always entertaining.

Don't make fun of me.

>Its honestly such an awfully run company and kind of a pain to work at, nevar recommend as a workplace gulls ;;-;;


>> No.10052903


>here's a label for tumblr chans who don't feel special enough so now they can feel morally superior to the thot

Is what I read from this.

>> No.10052906

I'm talking fingerless glove motherfuckers with 500 keychains and waifu buttons on their backpack.

As for stories, there's too much to tell honestly. I suppose there's hardship when running any company with foreign products, since there are a lot of consumer laws and we have to abide by. The main thing here is the management structure. Daiso might have better management structure in other countries but Australia is just fucked honestly, they're the biggest tight-asses and do a fair bit of dodgy shit/corner cutting and the company and branding suffers as a result.

>> No.10052911

Yeah nah. I do wear actual jfash or at least inspired jfash when I go to daiso. Can never actually figure out if the workers are interested in me or mocking me.

> Australia
Lol I'm Australian too gull.

Are the stores all corporate owned or locally?

>> No.10052912

I work in daycare. Underpaid and I want to die and my boss is such a cunt but I love working with the children and all the crafty stuff. At least it's fulfilling in that sense.

>> No.10052914

I work in a supermarket...At least the area I work in is very rich (regularly see supercars in the parking lot type of rich) so the customer base is reflective of that but I feel pretty undervalued.

I work so fucking hard for the company and in the classic 80/20 rule where 20% of the employees do 80% of the work, I'm squarely in that 20%. There's just not a lot else I can do to move up in the company because it would mean signing onto a 50+ hour work week contract. I do 35 hours plus full-time university and if I slip up just once, I get my shit kicked in just like any of the other casuals who do 10 hours a week and fuck around all day. Somehow I still never have any money because I keep getting fucked on unexpected bills. Recently had to fork out $1000 on car repairs then another $200 because my cars battery killed itself. Now I'm spending upwards of $1000 on Christmas presents.

I'm fairly sure I'm going to be switching my university degree (again) so right now I feel so burnt out like I'm just spinning my wheels and going nowhere.

>> No.10052915

Pretty much all corporate. The old franchises got bought out by the company, there's only one (franchise) left in Sydney and a few in Melbourne - don't think they ever branched out to other states in the olden days.

Basically, the issue is our national manager (basically, the top dog of Daiso Australia) is a big weirdo cunt who changes his mind every month. I can see why he's still there because he certainly works hard, but he's out of touch and he is very, very confusing and thus the company is not coherent in almost every aspect including how it is run and our branding. Its certainly nothing that could be ascertained from the outside, I think even my particular store manager makes things difficult even though he isn't a dickhead or anything.

>> No.10052917

Yeah I kind of get that feeling even as a customer. I'll walk in one week and the staff will be happy and kind, things makes sense in the store but walk in the next week all the staff are stressed and angry and the store is just fucked.

>> No.10052924
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I work a seasonal job, and didn't pay attention to my contacts. Every set I had dried out. Sucks cause I had this amazing red pair that were super vibrant, and I didn't buy them online. I have no way of finding the same ones again. Pic related. I know it is for the best tho. The things do have a shelf life I know.

>> No.10052926

Yeah, damn I didn't think it could be that bad.
Every time the national manager visits he basically makes us move entire sections of the store around (sometimes the physical fixtures as well, which are huge and heavy) DURING regular operating hours in the promise that our sales will increase and honestly its just fucking annoying and confusing, and it doesn't do shit. Even regulars notice and get annoyed.

We've had many a scandal to do with product labels, which is probably where all our stress is devoted to. Its been found multiple times that items don't have the correct ingredients listed, so we either need to take them off the shelves until further notice or go through the whole section and relabel each product correctly, and even re-relabel them when they send us another update since the previous ingredients were also wrong :)))))

>> No.10052932

I just want to buy my shitty salt candy, pocky, ramune and then look at all the new plushies. Stop moving things REEEEEEEE

>> No.10052936

>tfw lesbian
>tfw lolita
>tfw surrounded by pretty women at meets and admiring pretty women online every day
>tfw no fucking clue how to get a nice gf who might even wear lolita with me
>tfw too spaghetti and socially retarded to get one anyway

Feels bad, gulls.

>> No.10052939

>salt candy
>M E L B O U R N E

Also I always appreciate a good fucken weeb, and most younger staff members are at least partially weeby so I'm sure you're doing okay, salt-chan

>> No.10052940

Brisbane desu.


>> No.10052941

Good feels
>Cosplay is actually complete in time for con, no last minute bullshit required

Bad feels
>Worried a stray kitten my brother let in the house is FeLV positive and has given it to the other, healthy cats, who are not vaccinated against FeLV

I'm biting the bullet and taking him to get tested tomorrow. Trying my best to keep him separated from the others. Good thoughts please.

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>> No.10052946

Congrats on your cosplay anon, you should feel proud. I'm sending positive hopes for the kitten and your other healthy cats and hope it doesn't spread. Good luck.

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>> No.10052957

Hi gulls. I made a post a few months back about struggling with suicide. I just wanted to check back in and say thank you to all the gulls who gave words of encouragement during that dark time. I’m glad I didn’t go through with it. I waited it, made some much needed improvements to me lifestyle and I could not be happier than I am today. It almost doesn’t feel real because it’s still such a new feeling to me. Life is so very, very good and worth living through it’s toughest moments. To anyone struggling like I once was, please hang on and push through it the best you can. I believe in you and you are all loved. Maybe you don’t know it yet but you are. Please be good to one another even if you don’t like or agree with them because you never know what’s really going on inside of them. You never know what might be the last straw for someone in a dark place. We’re all here because of our mutual love for weeb fashion and costumes. Thank you for giving me my hope back, /cgl/.

>> No.10052958

I took two fiber pills last night and I'm dying

>> No.10052966

Jesus, anon, even one is enough to incapacitate you for a week. Were you trying to counter an MRE?

>> No.10052970

>doing the afternoon tea trolley at work
>three of the girls gather around and gossip while I work because there's nothing else to do
>they think I'm really good at making the drinks for some reason and start calling me husband material
>begin asking me if I'm married and if I like Filipino girls
>subtly freaking out at all the attention
How do people that are actually attractive live like this

>> No.10052976

They've likely been receiving positive female attention for years so they're used to it, the same way most of us get used to rejection.

>> No.10052978

I cried, congrats

>> No.10053018

a-anon do you want to do weeby shopping in Brisbane t-together?

I have a husbando already I just want a friend. ;n;

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I'd love to. Although I don't know many stores because I'm a shut-in but having someone IRL to connect with would be fun.

Drop a throwaway or a discord. I'm actually about to go sleep so I'll message you whenever I wake up.

>> No.10053044

Australian in retail too. Can confirm about the corner-cutting.
My workplace suffers from near-constant equipment failures and very little safety measures

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>tfw have bf
>tfw he doesnt kiss ya

>> No.10053052

This is so fucking hideous.

>> No.10053054
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>man of shad

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Just make sure he has an enema and warm himself up in private to make sure he's clean and keen without needing to be uncomfortable about an accident
>mfw I rail my ouji bfs ass at least once a week

>> No.10053060

I'm out of the loop. Can someone please explain the shadman meme to me. It's somehow pornrelated and?

>> No.10053062 [DELETED] 

He's a nazi pedo who badly draws loli porn of real people and is inexplicably popular

>> No.10053068

>if a guy is going to fuck me in the ass and then complain about a little smear, he can go straight to hell anyway. like, ungrateful bastard, i just let you put your dick into my lower intestines.
>women go through hell to look pretty inside and out and men just don't appreciate our efforts.
Bad attitude to have on the matter. let me give you some advice
clearing out your ass is a two part process.
first of all, you need to keep track of what you eat and when you ate it. if you regular do enemas you'll find a "window" where you'll be clear for a number of hours. if you really really like anal for some reason, you'll have to get used to fasting and lay off snacking. also include more fiber
second, you need to prepare well before you attempt anything. There's a limit to how much water you can contain in the rectum before it overflows into the colon. Generally if you clear out the rectum 3-4 times and it remains clear, you should be good to go. If not, you'll have to get in there deep and that'll take a while to clear through. Not something you want to do if you're strapped for time. If it still looks bad, you'll just have to call it off and try again some other day.
>if a guy is going to fuck me in the ass and then complain about a little smear, he can go straight to hell anyway. like, ungrateful bastard, I just let you put your dick into my lower intestines.
You're clearing out the designated hole that shit comes out of, so you can't expect it to go smoothly every time. If anal is that important to you, it's your own responsibility to see to it thoroughly. Consider that gay men have one less option than you do and NOBODY likes touching shit.
If that's too much for you, you have a vagina. Use it.

>> No.10053070

Why are gulls so kinky?

>> No.10053071

most women on the internet are kinky

>> No.10053087

I think thats normal for men on the internet

>> No.10053092

I'm so happy for you, anon, and really proud of you, too!

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>most women
>normal for men
it's normal for most people on the internet

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almost everyone is kinky anon, people are just afraid to admit it

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I had a long and serious talk to her. Before I wrote my previous feels post the general status was me, taken aback, deflecting the problem as "well that's your choice in the end." I mean it still is her choice, but now I've leveled with her heart to heart and told her I want her to come. It just won't be the same. I'm still going no matter what.

She's my most precious friend, and during the talk she confessed she felt angry at me for taking such a strong stance. That meant she couldn't run and hide from the problem, take the easy way out, and it upped the stakes on both sides. Now my request for her to come is just as strong as her doubt to stay home. Of course she was angry at feeling angry, etc, but we didn't try to force out a final verdict while all of the feelings were fresh and up in the air. During the talk she also recognised the fear of missing out if she doesn't go, just as you pointed out anon. She's still going to think about it.

I prematurely wallowed in defeat after she went home. She did an exchange year in school, and greatly argued for how the volunteer project will be more intense and life changing experience if I do it without anyone to rely on. It sort of felt like I had already lost this battle, and she won't come. I'm allowed to be angry at her if she lets me down. The only condition is that I won't terminate our friendship or stop believing in her. Although, I sure as hell won't. She's worth too much for me to just quit.

Here's to hoping my premature defeat proves false.

>> No.10053180

So i put in a japonica order a few weeks ago, and i've never really had any issues with losing items due to how slow they can be, but i've had an item i REALLY want under inquiry for about a week-week and a half, and i went to go check on the page today to see if they had finally got it, and i saw a bunch of newer comments asking the seller if they'd sell to them and now it's on hold for that person. It's actually really upsetting me because they got all of my other items but the one i actually care about getting is going to slip through my hands and i will rage punch my dry wall if it's not just one of the japonica girls accounts asking for it

>> No.10053181

>tfw feel bad about not being kinky

All I want is loving sex with my boyfriend and occasionally dress up as anime characters while doing it. I kind of feel like a boring disappointment.

>> No.10053189

There's a guy out there who wants the same. Probably.

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Please just fucking step on me as her, anon

>> No.10053199
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I just did a portrait for a guy's girlfriend, she's really happy with it. I've been sleeping with him for two weeks now and I'm going to hell when I die

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>> No.10053204

Ok but would I be able to walk you around town in a skimpy slightly slutty costume an then subtle tease people in public then go home and fuck you hard and gentle?

>> No.10053208

I take the attitude that absolutely everyone is fair game, single or not. Obviously you still face consequences if you try to hit on a friends girlfriend or boyfriend but if they end up cheating, that's completely the fault of the taken party.

Single people just do what single people do, fuck other people.

Taken people do what taken people do, fuck one person a lot.

>> No.10053210

What are you supposed to do in that situation?
>Sorry, I can't do this portrait for you because I'm too busy fucking your boyfriend.
Doing the portrait for her doesn't make your behaviour any more despicable than it already is, you just feel worse about it because it's suddenly not so impersonal. You're still not as bad as the guy actually cheating.

>> No.10053212

>teehee im such a bad widdle goil
The only thing you can do now is to cut it off and let him decide what he wants to do.
For her sake, hopefully you both get out of her life.

>> No.10053216

t. cuck

>> No.10053220

Yes, you're cucking yourself by imposing long term emotional baggage on yourself for short term enjoyment

>> No.10053262

DAE just want to fucking scream

>> No.10053264

This sounds nice

>> No.10053265

I mean, she DID make the commitment earlier. She can regret it and think it's a poor choice now that things are a bit different but she still did make a big commitment to you and is pretty obligated.

>> No.10053267

If someone introduces any idea about doing something no matter how small, flakes on it when the time comes to do it even though it was their idea, and then gets mad at me when I hold them to it they're a shitty friend.

>> No.10053269

I disagree. I don't think there's an obligation until money has been laid down. Circumstances change, and if I was in anon's friend's position, I wouldn't go.

>> No.10053273
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10 short years ago I was driving my sister to kindergarten. Now she's walking around Dragoncon with her bear ass exposed. Where does the time go?

>> No.10053274

Is the sex good at least?

>> No.10053275

Your sister is a thot.

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>> No.10053280

is it true, that girls who are into anal, prefer smaller penisses?

don't be surprised, if he is actually gay

>> No.10053282

Yeah, he's great. I think most gulls into bdsm know the frustration of guys that are willing to "hurt" you, but not HURT you. He's the first guy in a long time where I don't have that problem. It sucks that he's committed, she's really a sweet person but I can't force myself to care. Like, you enjoy my artwork and I'll just enjoy your boyfriend.

>> No.10053287

Ah, the way I expressed it, I can see why you interpret it that way. Her being angry at me was in no way a "oh nah God why do you gotta be like this?? Let me flake!" kind of deal. It was deep into our heartfelt conversation when we were both quite tear-eyed that she confessed "part of me is angry at you for this, because you force me to face the problem head on. I wish I wasn't feeling this way but I do." For me she's a very precious friend because she is able to lay even her most despised feelings bare to me. If anything, feelings are fleeting and not necessarily true in the long run. I don't take offense to her being mad at me, because we are both in an uncomfortable situation.

Thank you kind Anons for reinforcing that there is no black or white in this situation. It's really a tough choice for my friend, and although my own emotional stakes are on one side, I want to respect whatever choice she makes.

>> No.10053288

Wow, 15 is pretty old for a bear.

>> No.10053291

shadman is an porn/erotic artist
he draws ero-art pictures
he is kinda hated, cause he is normie-tier

>> No.10053292

do you have some pictures?

>> No.10053293

If Shadman is normie tier, then we've already fallen to degeneracy.

>> No.10053314

You sound like an edgy attention whore

>> No.10053329

just a dumb /v/irgin crossboarding, so edgy attention whore is apt

>> No.10053333

>teehee you can enjoy my artwork while I enjoy your boyfriend >:)
Yeah totally not edgy at all. Probably fat too

>> No.10053334

Quads of truth

>> No.10053337

Lol whoops I thought that was two sentences, like a sarcastic “so edgy”. My bad

>> No.10053391

Doubt lol, if your life really was that interesting you wouldnt be here

>> No.10053394

anon, shadman is hated because he draws actual child porn of not just random cartoon characters but of literal children who are alive and have families who want to protect them

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>> No.10053399

Im scared I accidentally became an anachan gulls. I started losing weight a year ago to fit into burando better I was overweight but not obese starting bmi of 24.
Started not stuffing myself with food and learned to tell when I’m actually hungry and when I’m just bored eating. Great, it went well, now I’m at bmi of 18.5, my goal was only bmi of 19 which was around 115lbs for my height.
Now I can’t stop losing weight, I’ve started eating more but I literally can’t eat any more I’m just not hungry enough and I’ve lost another pound over the last month.
I’m starting to get really worried because I don’t want to be an ana skeleton but I really don’t know what to do anymore and it sounds so easy to just “eat more” but my stomach feels like I am already stuffing myself now and yet I’m still losing weight.
I’m torn because I’m so happy I fit into all brand and even need to have some dresses taken in, but I’m starting to really worry if this doesn’t stop....

>> No.10053406

Be more lazy, eat more snacks/pastry/ice cream in between meals. Never go for a light meal except breakfast.

Just to turn things around, obviously, you dont want to get stuck on this "habit" for more than two-three weeks.

>> No.10053409

>girls who are into anal, prefer smaller penisses
No more than girls who aren't.

>> No.10053414

has he drawn porn of actual minors? i knew he did shit like loli hilary clinton but this is news

>> No.10053420

i remember a big thing that happened within this past year where he drew an actual child in what was foot fetish picture if i remember correctly

>> No.10053425

he drew porn of the girl from the newer wolverine movie, Logan

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>tfw you want to talk to your gullfriend but are too awkward to initiate conversation

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I thought 2018 had gone really quickly and been an uneventful meme year, but I've thought about it and it's actually been a big deal for me.

>Start year in a weird relationship with the guy who dumped me at Christmas for being too quiet.
>Suicidal for a while.
>Quit shitty job that I hate and start a much better, happier job.
>Move out of home for the first time into my own house.
>Start taking dance lessons and actually perform in front of 250+ people.
>Cut off a lot of toxic people.
>Tell ex to fuck off properly.
>Meet somebody who is actually amazing.
>Rent my spare room to an exchange student for 3 months.
>Rescue and raise a tiny kitten.
>Save and buy a lot of expensive machinery for my sewing/store.

I'm sure that there's more. I just feel like I'm actually happy and 'myself' for the first time.

>> No.10053446

Why is it awkward? surely they wanna talk if you're their gullfriend

>> No.10053454

I'm just really bad at social stuff & am afraid they might be mad at me

>> No.10053457

This made me happy. I'm glad you're doing so much better.

>> No.10053462

>tfw your gullfriends never initiate conversation but do respond when you initiate so you're not sure if they're just shy and awkward or if they don't like talking to you

>> No.10053476

I'm sure your gullfriends are really happy when you hit them up, I always appreciate it when mine starts up a conversation

>> No.10053519

It's unfortunate that you'll consider someone 'shitty' only because of that.
Friendship isn't black or white. All of our friends are people who make mistakes from time to time, but we stick with them because we like them.

>> No.10053520

Just finished my final presentation and now I only have one paper left wish me luck

>> No.10053521

You're either a doormat or the shitty friend.

>> No.10053525

You're a shittier friend for not seeing that their circumstances have changed.

>> No.10053527

I'm mad about stuff

>> No.10053528

They both sound shitty

>> No.10053531

What stuff?

>> No.10053532

So you're the shitty friend then. Eventually you're going to run out of people to treat like dolls. They're people. If you make plans especially big ones and especially if it's your idea in the first place don't be a flake. I'm not saying people have to be perfect but I am saying I would not be friends with a person who treated me as if I didn't matter.

>> No.10053536

Where you at, that sounds like my jam

>> No.10053544

Software developer

>> No.10053545

Inability to move on from the past and my uncle being doucher who doesn't listen to a word I say, but thinks he knows how to run my life better than I do

>> No.10053568

I disagree with >>10053406, imo a better solution is to start going to the gym while eating healthier. Your appetite will come back with exercise. Ask a nutritionist to write a diet for you made for muscle gain.

>> No.10053577
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I'm >>10053519 and I believe I'm neither.
I have a friend who flakes on things all the time. And with shitty excuses on top of that.
Yet, they're the one who used multiple of their afternoons to help me do better on school. They also took kittens from the street and treated them until they found a home, and did it more than once.

Just saying, life isn't a binary thing. If you choose not to connect with someone solely because of that, you might be missing a good friendship otherwise. Plus, as the anon explained, there were things happening in her life that made her rethink the trip. It wasn't out of nothing.

Good luck, anon.
If she ends up not going, don't let that ruin your trip. Meet people, go to maid cafes, buy cute clothes in Shibuya and Harajuku... and who knows, you might make more friends there who you can introduce to her later!

>> No.10053579

Your Jojo figure makes me doubt your veracity. Do you have a penis?

>> No.10053580
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idk if this counts as a cgl feel, i feel like it should since the main reason im using the pc is for art (artist alley) and gaming/cosplay vid editing/cosplay wip streaming

>have horrible chronic anxiety
>always have intense paranoia over belongings being destroyed/lost due to being abused as a child (parent would routinely destroy things in house in rage, was taught to have to hide my possessions by other parent)
>recently have birthday
>(good) parent, bf, me and friends all come together to get me a good gaming pc as a group birthday present
>absolutely overjoyed
>know its working fine, had people tell me it's working fine, but hearing the fans run and every little different sound they make has made me so paranoid it's broken that i can't use it
>tried doing what i learned in cbt to calm me down but it just wasn't working
>had to give in and buy earplugs today just to be able to use it in peace

i feel pathetic and ashamed. at least i'll be able to use it now but still. it feels ridiculous to have to do this.

>> No.10053584

did you meet with stalker lolita yet

>> No.10053588
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>Your Jojo figure makes me doubt your veracity.
it should DOUBLE veracity anon

>> No.10053589

JoJo transcends penis

>> No.10053591
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KEK absolutely based

>> No.10053593
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>good friend cheated on her bf despite us telling her she was playing with fire
>bf was a good dude and now the poor guy is a mess
>feel like I can't be friends with her anymore because of this but reluctant to tell her this


>> No.10053597

Your friend is a shitty person and you should become the new gf. After an appropriate amount of time, of course.

>> No.10053598

This. Show him how good men should be treated (wake him up with a bj)

>> No.10053600

>After an appropriate amount of time
Naw. She oughta reel him in now.
If your friend is as shitty as she seems, she'll try to get on your case for taking her ex so soon and then you'll have the opportunity to break things off with her after tearing down her blatant hypocrisy.
If she doesn't care, then you can still enjoy your new bf. Her loss.

>> No.10053601
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We might have the same friend, but I still want to support her because I've been there once. People do dumb things when they're hurt, and shouldn't have to have that loom over either of them forever. They need some time to see if they can smooth things over.

>> No.10053602

Does she at least acknowledge she did the wrong thing?

>> No.10053603

>prefer smaller penisses
No. Thinner maybe. Short dicks have trouble getting in and staying in. (No I'm not fat.) I had a four inch guy who couldn't even manage to enterproperly. Going in and out actually hurts, I prefer it to go in and just massage there moving around, you can slide back and forth but if the tip entirely leaves and then reenters it can be painful.
Where do you get bullshit like this? Stop listening to them.
Also because of all this shit/enema/anal talk here I had a dream last night about shitting out a giant green-tinged steaming log and then masturbating into it. Fuck you guys.

>> No.10053605

You have brain problems.

>> No.10053607

>masturbating into it
What? How does this work?

>> No.10053609
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>Thinner maybe
Girth matter much more sweetie. Girth is the stat that actually applies pressure on your prostate

>> No.10053613

>your prostate
Gemposters are fucking retards.
Yes and it's you guys' fault and idk go ask /b/ for scat porn and see for yourself.

>> No.10053616

Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.

>> No.10053622

I don't need to know that badly.

>> No.10053624

you do know how 4ch filenames work, right?

>> No.10053626

I haven't. Glad you remember me though. I haven't seen any lolitas ever which is saddening.

>> No.10053627

I'd consider suicide if had a dick of 4 inches.

>> No.10053628

>tfw no qt3.14 boy to fawn and obsess over and go on qt lolita christmas dates with

i'm still buttmad about my (now ex) coworker btw but wew i'm positive i dodged a bullet there. Where my qtpi alt fash photographer bf b when i need him

>> No.10053629

I feel you but from the other side.

>tfw no qt3.14 lolita gf to take on dates to see the Christmas lights and take photos of her whilst I'm dressed in jap streetwear and then when we go home we can cuddle on the couch together going through the photos picking the best ones to post to her instagram whilst sipping on some alcohol beverages so that over time we both become stupid drunk and sloppily make out with each other trying very carefully not to ruin each others outfits but also trying to get each others clothes off as quickly as possible under the guise that "Wow, this alcohol is making me too hot". And then what happens after that not even the moon would be privileged to.

my heart hurts

>> No.10053630

In a completely different state (or country, I don't remember where you are) wondering where his qt lolita gf is.

>> No.10053633
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>Buy $75 Korean facial moisturizer
>Jerk off with it

>> No.10053641

what brand anon

>> No.10053642
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anon this sounds so perfect, this is all i want! where are you and why aren't you in my life

>> No.10053643

>Needing moisturiser to jerk off

Mutilated confirmed.

>> No.10053646
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>smooth silky penis

>> No.10053648

aw anon.... Do you have a counselor? This sounds like it's really hindering you and causing you worse anxiety...

>> No.10053649

I live in the Southern Hemisphere which probably isn't anywhere close to you.

>> No.10053651
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Why are all gem posters such creeps?

>> No.10053654

Word, also in the meantime maybe try 6 small meals a day so you can get more calories in while not forcing yourself to feel full.

>> No.10053655

Good for you anon; that's wonderful and it sounds like things are really looking up for you. Give your kitten a good pet from me.

>> No.10053658
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you're right anon i'm in n. america

i wish all the qt fashion boys were close to me bc i want cute dates and i want to ask my bf what coord he thinks i should wear and gossip about stupid fashion shit and take cute pics. when will i get my power jfash relationship

>> No.10053662

I'm starting to think it's most the same one.

>> No.10053666

Yes I do! But meetings are sparse, my area has awful mental health care.

>> No.10053667

I hope things look up for you, anon. There's nothing worse than knowing your anxieties are probably irrational but still feeling uncontrollably, terribly anxious anyway.

>> No.10053668
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Don't play with my heart like this.

On an unrelated note. Just bought my little sister this for Christmas because I know she hates dolls and I hope that she will just give it back to me because I actually kind of want it. Or alternatively she loves it so much that she copies the doll and she stops dressing like a slutty harpy.

Either one would make me happy.

>> No.10053669

I don't think you understand the spirit of gift-giving.

>> No.10053670

oh anon~ you seem like such a brat. why didn't you get it for yourself and get
your sister something else?

>> No.10053672

It's an inside joke between my sister and I. A few months back I showed her a video with a similar doll which she called really creepy and I said I'm buying her one for Christmas, she jokingly said do it.

I don't think she expected me to take it seriously but that's what makes it funny.

>Nothing like a $400 joke gift

>> No.10053673

What's the resale value? This may not go as you expect.

>> No.10053676

are you me?

>> No.10053678
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Not to insult my sister but she is way too lazy to resell something unless it's just through a facebook post. She wouldn't have a clue how much it costs either and again would be too lazy to look up the price.

>> No.10053679

are you sure you’re not going to wake up to a facebook post going ‘$25 OBO get this creepy fucking thing out of my house’?

>> No.10053680

That'd probably make the joke even better desu.

>> No.10053681
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Do really want one for myself though. Look at this little qt.

>> No.10053684
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I'm sorry anon. We're in this together.

>> No.10053686
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Sad lonelitas, I volunteer to be your friend.

>> No.10053687

anon i swear to god yr my soul mate and yr stuck on a separate hemisphere from me what the fuck
>spending well over 200 dollars on smallish burando gifts for my lolita friends i've never met irl and probably never will

>> No.10053688

I want that hood in human size to wear with my lolita.

>> No.10053689
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gimme some communication deets my friend i love chatting about my brand and random anime stuff

>> No.10053693

Are you sure she was calling the doll creepy and not you? Because I don't see what's creepy about the doll itself.

>> No.10053697

Such is life.


This was the video.

>> No.10053702

Oh, that is kind of creepy, Ben.

>> No.10053703

i also firmly believe i keep flirting with you at complete random on multiple different feels threads which makes me even sadder ;;_;;

>> No.10053704
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I wish I had a lolita gf

>> No.10053706

Nowhere even close


You can always drop a throwaway if you need someone to talk to.

>> No.10053709

i'll probably be a shy sperg for another thread or two before i do it but you probably can expect me to end up lurkin to get in yr dms

>> No.10053710

>Tfw no future lolita gf slowly stripping away your anonymity over the course of several threads

>> No.10053712

This time of year sucks because it's all about family/friends/closeness and I've never really had much of a family. I'm alone and empty. Don't have a job right now due to stupid circumstances, can't even buy a christmas present for my sister. Feeling like shit about that... also, dream dress I have never seen for sale finally pops up... would do anything for it. Can't get it because lacking job and need to spend what little money I have on survival shit. Even if I did have money though, I'd want to be able to make the few people who kinda care about me happy rather than myself. Feels miserable and want to die but don't want to die. Alas.

>> No.10053713

I know what it feels like to be alone in a time you see everyone else getting love. if you need anyone to talk to over the holidays anon you can drop a throwaway and we can be sad about our dream dresses getting away together

>> No.10053722

Ita confirmed.

>> No.10053723

I need my sister

>> No.10053724

I like feels threads. You are all pretty great, with just a few exceptions.

>> No.10053725

What exceptions?

>> No.10053727

There's no need to identify people. They probably already know who they are anyway.

>> No.10053729

how do you break up with your boyfriend when you feel like he didnt do anything wrong or deserve it

>> No.10053731

Just tell him you don't want to be with him anymore. Be honest, tell him how your feeling. Its gonna hurt both of you more if you stay together.

>> No.10053732

The same way you'd break up with him if he did.

>> No.10053734

it makes me feel horrible to think about doing.

>> No.10053735

suck another guy's dick to give him a reason to break up with you

>> No.10053736

Why do you even want to break up?

>> No.10053737

Why care to elaborate?

>> No.10053738
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Yeet him into a bush

>> No.10053747

he doesnt really talk to me anymore and we live together. its pretty lonely. but he didnt do anything really signifigant. i also want a girlfriend

>> No.10053751

Front desk at a run-down airport hotel. It's terrible.

>> No.10053761

never change.

>> No.10053762

Shitty times are shitty, but it does get better anon. Just focus on managing it for now, hopefully you'll find a job next year and give wonderful presents next christmas.

>> No.10053768

Kill yourself, buddy

>> No.10053803

I want to slam a lolita in full coord so hard she has has trouble walking together with her friends for the rest of the day

>> No.10053815

Ready when you are.

>> No.10059014
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I wish you had gone through with it you bipolar twat.

See you in another few months when your seasonal depression kicks back in and you have the booboos again.

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>ya h-ha ha same, w-who would have such a small dick, h-huh? ha....