/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

What's the current cancerous fanbase in cosplay?

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>>9955983

fin

>>9955995
Ah, I remember this one . They don’t make them like this anymore

>>9955999
Wow, that's really fucked up. I felt bad just by reading it.

here where I live we don't have this tradition of getting cons near hotels, and everyone booking them together etc. so whenever I read those kind of stories I feel like WTFF

>>9955999
Dude that is truly messed up, I also felt bad reading it.

>>9955978
Breh

>>9955990
holy shit lol

>>9955983
>>9955985
In comic form.

>>9955975
Nier

>>9959033

>>9959036

>>9959038

>>9959039

>>9959041

>>9959033
Omg please tell me there's more

Is anyone else ancient enough to remember that thread years ago in the middle of the night when some anon posted they had sucked their hampster into a vacuum while working on cosplay and the things eye was falling out?

No?

Just me.

>>9959101
It sounds vaguely familiar

>>9959035
...why? They aren't even that numerous and I never heard one getting out of line.

>>9959101
f

>>9959101
Jesus Christ, what? I'm hoping that was a troll post.

>>9959541
We spent the night trying to figure that out. It was a wild ride.

I regret not saving the thread

>>9959101
I do remember it, but no screenshots unfortunatly

Does anyone have the story of "baby"? The /cgl/ girlfriend who has an animal torture shed?

>>9959945
anon delivers

>>9959101

I’m having fucking flashbacks to like 2009 right now, thanks.

>>9960113
Interesting, but no way that's real.

>>9960113
Ah thank you, anon. One of my faves.
>>9960168
A lot of these stories aren't actually true. (notably this one >>9955978 iirc)
But it doesn't make them less fun to read.

>>9960173
I love reading a lot of these stories, but after being an /x/fag and recognising a lot of "tropes" in greentext stories, it's Easy to figure out which aren't real.
Could we share some ourselves? I have a horror story to tell

>>9960212
Alright, I got one.
>Big G.I. Joe fan
>Decide to go as the big man himself. Cobra Commander.
>I spend a lot of money making his metal mask cause like I said huge fan
>Friend goes as Storm Shadow.
>I make knife holster, and literally just make the handle of a knife to give the illusion that I have a knife. Storm Shadow has two very clear foam swords.
>Security tells us we're both good to go in
>See, here they're very adamant about fake guns and fake weapons. They have to be very clearly fake.
>About to go in, when I hear a loud yell
>I turn around, it's a fucking girl Punisher
>very butch, like probably more butch then the Punisher himself
>This girl looks like she eats more fish then the entire eastern seaboard.
>3 security guards around her, refusing to let her in
>Turns out, this psycho bitch brought actual guns in
>Just kidding, they weren't real guns but they were like those guns that shoot the hard plastic balls but like painted black to look real.
>Security tells her to dig all the guns or else she can't come in
>She's pissed at this moment.

>>9962253
Part 2.
>Security explains the deal behind fake weapons.
>Storm Shadow and I are just watching this, so they actually point to us and explain what we did. How he has foam swords and I literally just have a handle.
>She gets even more mad, calls us pansies cause we didn't bring actual things.
>Points me in the chest with her butch meat grinder finger.
>I'm not really a big guy, just kinda tall with broad shoulders but fuck me, that hurt my chest.
>I tell her to calm down, she should understand why they're not letting her in
>She calls me shrimpie
>I tell her to stop with the names and I walk away to go into the con with friend.
>She grabs me
>Punches me straight in the mask
>My mask is completely shattered, I'm knocked out and my face has some minor cuts
>I wake up in the hospital.
>Security grabbed her and called the cops
>I ended up pressing charges and got some nice cash out of it. I would have rather had my helmet/mask not broken though.

>>9962253
>>9962256
As a lesbian, she sounds hot, sorry about your mask thought.

>>9962258
>thinking greasy fat weebs are hot
Wew lass, please love yourself.

>>9962258
She was okay I guess. She had some face piercings and shit. I'd probably shit myself trying to have sex with her. That mask was something special.
>>9962260
She wasn't fat or greasy. She was taller than me and more muscular too.

>>9962260
Look you didn't say she was unattractive so I'm thinking like dyke buff Sarah Conner with a fade.

>>9962261
Yeah, she sounds like my type, punk butches with an attitude problem.

>>9962262
>>9962265
She really wasn't unattractive, but I prefer not to soil myself when a woman looks at me. She had red hair if I remember.

Anyone still have that greentext story that was like this >>9955978 but with a skinwalking Single White Female aspect? I think it was set in Japan but I may be remembering it wrong

>>9960173
How did everyone figure out it was fake again? I remember it happening but can't for the life of me remember what exactly transpired. I'd check the archives but I'm on mobile.

>>9955968
Does anyone have a picture of H, in or out of costume, because people need to be warned about this crazy bitch, holy shit, and moreover, her crazy mother. She's likely so fucked up because her mother is full-on BPD.

>>9962258
>hambeast violent psycho
>hot
Please anon, love yourself. You sound like one of the masochist tranners of /tttt/

>>9960168
>>9960173

I love this story to death, but I always figured it was actually written by a lolita because of the details/terms used, like brand, using specific types of shoes like mary janes, "mint," the pictures, that sort of thing.

>>9962543
Agreed, definitely written by a lolita to troll robots

Here's an experience I had.
>be me at 16
>Rarely wear lolita because I have to work a full time job while in school
>Go out one day with my best friend to the mall downtown.
>I wear my new AP dress, mismatched tea parties, and a big AP coat
>A lot of weird stares but overall people are pretty calm, me and my friend sit near a starbucks
>This tall asian dude with long messy hair spots me
>he looks like a mess, homeless looking almost
>legit RUNS towards me and my friend asking for pictures, I politely say no
>again, he RUNS away but comes back every 5 minutes and attempts to hide behind things to watch me, all while running around
>took a picture of me while "hiding" behind a pillar like 10 feet away from us
>we leave. whatever weird dude.
>go home, new message on my dead comms page
>It's the guy, asking who I was
>He made his facebook the day I saw him, so he made a facebook to come find me
>He actually owns some shitty taobao lolita dress and has some pictures of him wearing it, showing his underwear in one picture.
>page in chinese except for his bio
>"I am a lolita! I think lolita fashion is so sexy and I consider myself a lesbian who wants to have sex with lolita girls"
>very creepy, contact mod to ask to ban him, they do.
>He makes another facebook and gets accepted again
I never saw him again but apparently he went to a meetup. Was a really weird experience.

>>9955995
>Crazed vocaloid fans
Sounds about right

>>9962682
This entire thing is horrifying but this
>and I consider myself a lesbian who wants to have sex with lolita girls
is on a whole new level. Also the fact the mods accepted him again and he went to a meetup. Did you hear about him from the girls who were at that meetup? Was he ever banned again?

>>9962682
>and I consider myself a lesbian who wants to have sex with lolita girls"

I miss when that shit was actually frowned upon rather than asspatted.

>>9962682
Man, I'm always scared to see my ex boyfriend in the ita thread again. I had a good laugh when I saw him though because he was wearing shit he stole from me in a joint taobao order we did (we were in different states when we did the order) and he had majority of things so we had the order shipped to him with the promise he was going to ship my stuff to me and I paid for all the shipping.

Point is, he used to say shit like that. "I'm really a lesbian in a guy's body!" and sexualized lolita but I didn't really get it at the time. I'm glad that relationship is long gone.

>>9963390
>I'm really a lesbian in a guy's body!
>tfw this used to be shit het guys would say to lesbians
>now people take it seriously and chastise you for not wanting to fuck them

>>9963385
I never heard anything else about it. I'm not much of a meetup person and consider myself a lonelita. I don't think he was banned again, but he's not in the group anymore.
>>9963386
haha I was going to mention that in my post. This was during a time when that shit was just creepy.
>>9963390
ewww. What a loser.
>>9963399
reminds me of that video of the guy who claimed to be trans and tried to shame lesbians for not dating trans girls

>>9962311
It was something to do with the throat picture. Someone recongnized it from where ever it was originally from and provided sauce.

>>9963399
It's a joke until it's not.

>>9963405
>ewww. What a loser.
Oh absolutely. Our break up was messy, drama filled, and gross. If you run into a J.C. who's an avid stoner in the Sacramento / San Francisco area, stay far, far, away.

>>9959035
>>9959301
Nier is for the wannabe efamous costhots who know how to behave themselves.
I'd say its the kpop fandom or LL now, followed by Bnha but they're all relatively tame compared to the cringefest that was the hetalia/homestuck days.

>>9963429
Yeah, I'm not sure what could top Homestuck.

>>9963708
Steven Universe was doing a pretty good job for a while there. BNHA is more along the lines of Naruto/Kingdom Hearts. Cringey but managable levels.

>>9962253
>>9962256
As a G.I. Joe costumer, I lament the lose of your mask. If anyone broke my viper helmet, I would probably be pretty pissed.

>>9963390
>I'm really a lesbian in a guys body
I fucking hate trannies that play that card. No, you're a male who likes women with a disgusting cross-dressing fetish.

You dodged a bullet. Don't ever date a man that sexualizes lolita like that again.

>>9963786
Oh yeah I was pissed when I found out.

>>9960168
Ever played the game crimson gray? it's literally the same story which leads me to believe no, it's not real.

>>9962261
A true viking godess to take you to Valhalla.

>>9964023
I get punched so hard I die a proper warrior's death. I just end up posting on 4chan with you guys. Huh, makes sense.

>>9963799
>I fucking hate trannies that play that card. No, you're a male who likes women with a disgusting cross-dressing fetish.

Wow. I'm literally shaking right now. So much bigotry.

>>9964702
I hope this post is ironic but you never can tell with summerfags invading recently

Yo I got a story, but I'm gunna post it after I get my car checked out 'cause I'll have some time to kill. Fuck I hate conventions. I'm so glad I was antisocial as hell back when I was hard into my weeb shit.

>>9960113
>tfw no serial killer lolita gf

>>9963386
>>9963399
for what it's worth, a lot of the actual lesbians I know would probably frown on it too.

>>9966662
Well, yeah. It's because these translesbians are just men who fetishize lesbian relationships but take it way too far.