/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9839494
>tfw no right wing conservative Lolita gf

>>9839494
>tfw the majority of men here where I live are effeminate and liberal.

>>9839505
>Ywn be gently dominated by a conservative military lolita
It just keeps getting worse.

>>9839514
I'm very submissive, but I think I could play-dom a man in die walkure if I ever got it.

Of course, I'd have to be compensated in some way for my time and effort. The only person I would give freely to without that requirement would be my future Husband, and I would definitely prefer that He always take the lead, since it is my goal to serve Him.

>>9839519
>not wanting to be a submissive wife everywhere except inside the bedroom where you show your husband who really holds the power in the relationship

>>9839519
>Of course, I'd have to be compensated in some way for my time and effort.
Too bad you probably live on the other side of the world because I'd totally be down for this. Only if you have the officer's cap to go with it, though

>tfw conservatives in my area hate everyone who isn't a normie and would never date a cosplayer

Bought a DD a while back. The seller wasn't the *best* with communication but it was understandable. Turns out there's missing items, and I let her know asking about a solution. She messaged me back and said she'd offer a refund and to send the missing items, and I messaged her saying okay. She's read the message days ago but hasn't responded. I'm admittedly really tired of this seller and if a day more goes by I'm just going to open up a dispute because trying to get her to communicate is like pulling teeth. I don't want to but goddamn.

>>9839524
Hot desu

>tfw all you want to do is be a submissive lolita wife but none of the males in your area are at all into that.

why do i live in a super liberal area? ugh. i really need to get out. I think that is my major goal this year. tired of they/them she/her "males" and soyboys

>Fat all my life pretty much
>Gets winded climbing stairs
>Want to cosplay my half dressed waifus
>About to hop on the body positive sjw train
>Realize I'm just using it as an excuse to justify not loosing the weight and being a lazy fuck
>Decides to lose the weight and get healthy

I'm down 10 pounds so far. Got a good 45-50 more but I'm closer to cosplaying my waifus and finally becoming healthy.

>>9839534
Do you live on tumblr?

>>9839547
No, in portland.

>>9839550
That's what they said, tumblr.

>>9839545
You can do it anon! I'm proud of you for not giving in to that lazy BS. it's okay to love yourself at any weight, but if you (or anyone truly loves themselves) they will work to be healthy, which includes losing weight.

>>9839552
basically the same thing/

>>9839550
Stop hanging out with teenagers

>>9839519
>I think I could play-dom a man in die walkure if I ever got it.
If that was the price I'd pay it in a second. That outfit is rad.

>>9839534
I'd be into that but I also live in a super liberal area. It's hard enough to find a girl with natural-colored hair.

>>9839545
Keep it up anon. I believe in you.

>multiple cosplay ideas, one currently planned out
>still have that shitty entry-level job I got 4 months ago, still raking in cash
>driving theory exam coming up in 2 weeks, studying is going pretty well
>finally decided my habitat really was fucked and really did need unfucking, made a start on cleaning my room
>multiple fun ideas for other projects I can actually make a start on

Why don't I feel happy

>>9839556
That's the joke.

>>9839566
Probably the same reason I don't feel happy with multiple automotive projects and more money than I know what to do with. The problem is I have no idea what that reason might be.

>>9839524
Mfw I'm totally opposite of that.
(And my bf loves it.)

>>9839573
Damn, you're like a more successful version of me.
What projects, out of curiosity?

>tfw too ugly for guys who don’t share your interest but can’t settle for the fatass super nerds who do share your interests

I can’t settle for someone who doesn’t put the same effort into their health and appearance as I do. Anime and Japanese language geeks always look like their momma dressed em even if their diet isn’t all pizza and soda, it’s suffering.
Being an above average girl who isn’t fat and is nice to the otaku has the same ending every time. Or maybe I actually am ugly and that’s why so many of them think they have a chance with me? Now that’s a sad feel.

>>9839583
Why do you think that you are too ugly for normies?

>>9839583
You're probably just under average or ugly desu senpai. If you were actually attractive otaku guys wouldn't go after you so consistently. Most of the time they go after the barely averages and under.

>>9839494
>>9839504
>>9839511
>it's another "males from /pol/ pretend to be women on /cgl/" episode
Sigh. I feel like shit.

>>9839581
You do you, anon. I'm glad there's different types of girls who can make different types of boys happy.

>>9839585
This. They're usually intimidated by girls who are actually pretty. So many times I've had otaku guys come up to me at cons with their knees shaking asking for a pic and avoiding eye contact.

>>9839583
Pretty sure you could find a thin (skinnyfat) Asperger syndrome 6/10 guy with a low-tier white collar job ITT if you could settle for a 4channer who will ruin your relationship with his 4chan memes and feels.

>>9839583
>Or maybe I actually am ugly and that’s why so many of them think they have a chance with me?
Also yeah, statistically, you're ugly, not average, like >>9839585 said.

>see so many cute cosplayers at cons and online
>want to have a cosplaying gf
>tfw will never help her brainstorm ideas for cosplay
>tfw will never support her financially, mentally, and emotionally in preparing for a con
>tfw will never share in her excitement for con day
>tfw will never celebrate her hard work and effort at the end of day

How do I handle these feels.

>>9839582
>'71 240Z
>'87 Subaru wagon for wheeling
>'78 Mercedes 450SEL
>'78 KZ650D
>'87 MR2
The Mercedes and MR2 run and drive but the Mercedes needs paint and euro-spec bumpers (which I have but they're ROUGH) and the MR2 needs some interior work and wiring. The coilovers were also tuned very wrong by the PO so it's a kidney-destroying piece of shit.

>>9839583
why does settling for someone even cross your mind at this time? are you ready to have kids?

>>9839604
Pretty nice lineup you got there. Especially that Merc, you don't see those every day.

I've got plenty of project ideas ranging from "that's pretty good" to "that's fucking stupid" myself, but a better job, a better place to live and most importantly a drivers license come first.

>>9839591
Low-key sexist comment

>>9839585
>>9839594
I mean I can tell they’re scared. It’s always through text or messenger they make a move.

>>9839619
Because I’m fuggin almost 25

>>9839633
It's true the best part of your life/looks is already over

>>9839637
I don’t need reminded

>>9839583
I feel for you anon. i'm just ugly. i take care of myself and look average if you cut off my head. otherwise i'm completely ugly and it sucks.

>>9839587
Just because someone doesn't have your opinions doesn't make them male from another board, anon. Definitely female.

>>9839584
I got rejected the three times I actually got feelings for someone. And they weren’t even normies - they were like that half-normie type who dress well and look good and command attention at parties, but are into asian fashion or kpop or Japanese.

>>9839644
You're probably better looking than her, maybe that will cheer you up

>>9839649
Should've stuck with the first boyfriend you had at the age of 14, unless he just pump'n'dumped you to lose his virginity due to peer pressure in class.

>>9839650
>>9839654
Damn you’re really mad that someone has a little confidence in themselves, huh

>>9839654
My first and only true bf was great, and in fact he is still in love with me and to a point, I am with him too. But his gaming addiction ruined things years ago and I haven’t found him attractive since.

>>9839645
post boobs

How'd these become fetish generals?

>Tfw Wunderwelt wants $20 shipping on a $30 pin

I might wait until I have enough money to order more stuff from there because that’s ridiculous. I’m dead though because it would look REALLY nice with the coord I’m wearing to the next meet

>>9839649
There are plenty of reasons why people reject someone: different love interest, different orientation, they are not ready, they are not feeling it, etc. Maybe you should try emotional connection first, before starting assuming that your appearance is the problem.

>>9839524
>show your husband who really holds the power in the relationship

What kind of cuck are you in a relationship with

>>9839594
Maybe you’re not as hot of shit as you think you are either and nerd guys get freaked out by girls period, and maybe guys too for that matter since they’re socially inept freaks?

>>9839633
>the "women are useless after 25" meme
Stop it.

I'm in my early 30s and I'm afraid I'll always be alone. I'm not sure that I want kids, because I don't think I'd be good under all that pressure to "raise 'em right," but I don't want to rule it all out completely in case it's really just my fear that's holding me back. I don't know what to do.

>>9839494
>tfw no gf to cosplay best girl and ask you to help with the body paint

>losing job due to company shrinking
>shift leader tells me to go to an open job elsewhere
>check it out
>mfw my con crush would be training me

>>9839853
I'm in my 30s as well, and I do want kids, but I'm not going to hold my breath any longer. It sucks because I was in a long term relationship but he cheated and got the other girl pregnant and decided it was best to man up and take care of it. now not only do I feel very hurt, but it's not easy finding men my age anymore.

>>9839901
Want to see if we're on the same platitude of broken/damaged enough to connect?

>>9839519
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>>9839519
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>>9839901
>>9839919 isn't me, anon, but I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope things go okay for you from now on~!

>>9838784
Thank you, anon.

>>9836516
If you can't stand to see underage panties, you shouldn't go to an anime con.

>liberal af
>tfw wouldn’t mind a fling with a conservative douche nozzle so long as they choke me out during sex

I have a problem, desu

>>9839983
if you can dress up and act like an sjw (but without the smell and rolls) that would make it more fun

any lolita girl in toronto wanna come suck me off at school tmrw?

>>9839983
Will make u cum or your dignity back, dyke

>>9839769
they start to become

>>9839986
I’m a lolita, does that count?
>>9839983
bring it

>>9839992
Oops, I quoted myself. Mobilefagging here.

my dream dress came up for sale like two weeks ago and I didn't have any money. now I suddenly have a ton of money. I want to die.

>>9839983
Iktf
I'm an ex nose tackle construction worker and I want a girl to tie me to a chair and sock me in the face a few times

>>9839769
>implying that women are ever useful
As a gay... not really. No offense.

>>9840002
Ill make you scream build that wall when you cum while reciting the 14 words

>>9840008
If you go through with that dying I’ll take the ton of money

>>9840016
you can have it, anon. Just send me your bank account info, I'll wire it over

I made a gf from a con I always go to every year but after a while she started getting into larping and slept in tents of other guys who was also in the furry wolf larping pact. I just ended it after it after I didnt seem to work as well anymore. she always hang out with other guys which she knew made me uncomfortable.

>>9840012
>tfw also a spic

>>9840036
only if we can cuddle after

>>9839604
>Still trying to justify it

Also I guess one kink thread was too many with how OT they've been since. Fug,

>>9839595
Oh, have I got the career man for that anon. He's a good guy, low mileage but he tries really hard. Smart too.

>>9840046
Anon asked a question and I answered. I'm not trying to justify shit. If anything I should probably get rid of a car or two just because they'll never get finished (or started) at the rate I'm going.

>>9839524
If my wife stepped to me like this, I'd turn that bedroom session into Friday Night Raw to lay down the law.

SHOULD I get a /cgl/ gf?

>>9840078
No. The idea is nice but the reality is awful.

>>9840082
Would you care to elaborate?

>>9840078
well considering i am one, you probably should not.

they are terrible and most likely have years of mental issues in their past. you will have like a decade's worth of repressed emotions to deal with. sure they dress nice sometimes, but like 99% of the time they're self-deprecating and passive-aggressive. not fun.

>>9840082
What about an fwb to occasionally go out on the town with and give me a black eye?

>>9839583
>own three dakis
>study japanese
>tfw I've been called an 8/10 face on /soc/ and "kinda looks like you lift" on /fit/
>tfw multiple girls competing for my attention
>tfw my heart and mind got shattered so badly during my last breakup I can't find anything other than anime characters sexually arousing
>guys I'm friends with at uni confused as fuck that I don't care about girls
>keep trying to set me up
>Go on dates with girls
>feel nothing when we kiss
>have to stop stuff and let them down softly
>feel awful doing it
>people think I'm a closet gay now

>>9840132
Sounds like you might have emotional issues to work out. Are you getting any sort of help or therapy?
>t. a girl who's only ever attracted to and aroused by her fictional husbando
>working on it though

>>9840142
I've considered therapy but I'm not exactly unhappy and it doesn't affect my daily quality of life. I can see that girls are pretty and I want to be around pretty people but any sexual thoughts I begin to have just revert to a selected harem of waifus.

>>9840097
I wouldn't blame it entirely on all seagulls, as it's also the type of person you'd be attractive to. Personally I'm a fairly antisocial, and was often involved with the wrong people. That's not uncommon for the weeblife though. Either way, in just shy of a decade most of them are actually dead, or living miserable unfulfilling lives without much chance to turn things around. The breakups were all way more dramatic than they needed to be, and they were all some combination of abusive and bordering insane. Unsurprisingly, all the bad things surface slowly because they know how to keep it in check to keep you around. Maybe, just maybe, people who make their life revolve around pretending to be imaginary characters from fantasies don't have their heads together perfectly. It's fine if they're modestly into it, but if their fascination with a series or character starts to sound like a religion, you probably need to GTFO.

>>9840145
Well, as long as you're happy and healthy, I suppose it's alright. That's how I see it, anyway.

>>9839550
>>9839552
FeelsFuckingBadMan
>>9839534
Maybe better luck at Kumoricon this year

>>9840150
>>9840150
Who's your husbando out of curiousity?

>>9840160
Not that anon but if we are gonna have a cgl husbando show and tell, I’m down

>>9840160
>inb4 "do you like turtles"
>no I do not pls no bully

>mfw I find my bf CRYING because he loves Hatsune Miku so much

>>9840168
support him

Although Miku is basic bitch normie teir as fuck, she's a decent waifu

I need a better job so I can afford lolita shit someone hire me.

>>9840164
Exquisite taste

>>9840170
She can’t even be a waifu, she has no personality. She is just a bunch of fan art pictures really.

>>9840184
True, true but that kind of makes her the best waifu. She's a Build-Your-Own.

>>9840164
Awesome

>>9840168
two options
1. cosplay as Hatsune Miku
2. dump him (I guess)

>>9839494
>right-wing conservative lolita gf edition
depends on how far right she is
cause I am more on the liberal/left side

>>9840175
>>9840188
T-thank you anons

>>9840132
stop fapping everyday and find another hobby

>>9840187
>She's a Build-Your-Own.

>>9840132
wow, at least be happy that girls hit on you

>>9840163
Please share your 2d spouse too, anon

>>9840198
I jerk off twice a day minimum. Once when I wake up and once before I go to bed, that's going to be challenging.

>find another hobby
No. It brings me happiness or at least makes me stop thinking about how horrible life is for a little bit.

>>9840202
It's not as fun as you think. I have to tiptoe around everything because I don't want to hurt their feelings.

>>9840042
as long as you don’t try and deport me
(jk im actually an anchor baby with naturalized mejican parents)

>>9840205
>It's not as fun as you think. I have to tiptoe around everything because I don't want to hurt their feelings.
and in my case, girls don't even recognize me

>>9840207
2d girls are better

>>9840208
maybe, but I doubt that even they would want me

>>9840209
But that's the great thing about 2d, as long as you want them to want you, they will.

>>9840204
I can’t pick between them. In my heart, they are all S-tier.

>>9840211
yeah, but it's so hard for me to imagine that any girl would want me, that I can't even imagine it with 2d girls either
and imagining that a girl would want me, it hurts me more that noone actually wants me

>>9839657
>Beta whiteknight thinks I'm mad
>Meanwhile
>>9839661
>I was right all along

Poot lil' beta orbiter.

>>9840218
I’m the OP of that feel. I can tell you have lower self esteem than I do. That’s sad.

>>9840217
Sounds like girls don't want you because not even you want you. Breakdown which parts of yourself you dislike and start taking baby steps.

>Going to the gym
>Styling your hair
>Dressing better
>Speaking better
>Better posture

I've been told by almost everyone I met once I make my weeb confession that they would have never guessed because I look nothing like a stereotypical weeb. I even had one of my friends at uni say to me
>You should really drop the weeb shit, it's the only thing that ruins your aesthetic

>>9840222
I'm not the OP of that other feel, I have very high self esteem.

>>9840217
In all honesty, if I really consider canon, my husbando wouldn't be into me. He might think I'm cute but I look a bit too much like his sister so he wouldn't be attracted to me. That makes me sad so I just don't think about it and focus on my silly fantasies that do make me happy. You can do the same thing; it doesn't have to make sense or be "canon", as long as it makes you happy.
If you're unhappy though I'd suggest looking for some sort of mental/emotional help and support.

>>9840224
guess what, I did that, didn't helped either

and I am more likely (I dare to say it) an ironic weeb, than a full fledged one

>>9840226
>If you're unhappy though I'd suggest looking for some sort of mental/emotional help and support.
already doing that

>>9840233
Then you have underlying psychological issues and should seek help either by medication or counselling or both. I'm on bucket loads of anti-depressant and beta-blockers. It helped me by removing the thoughts which blocked me from doing certain activities which would make me happy. It was only after I started doing stuff which made me happy without a care in the world that girls started to take interest.

Something about the 'I don't care, I just want to have fun' attitude attracts everyone towards you, not just girls.

>>9840224
t. guy who doesn't go to the gym, doesn't style his hair (just colors it), dresses like a manchild, speaks with an effeminate voice and has bad posture because he never listened to his "stupid mam" when she told him to man up

Your post just screams protection and Iced Vanilla Soy Latte.

>>9840233
I'm glad you're getting help, anon. >>9840224 is right in saying that girls don't want you because not even you want you; please love to learn yourself, it's really important.

>>9840224
>Sounds like girls don't want you because not even you want you.
Nayrt but that hit too close to home. How do I stop feeling like I'm bothering everyone I talk to? Ffs a waitress gave me her number a few days ago and I can't bring myself to even text her because it'd be an annoyance.

>One of my friends at uni said to me "You should really drop the weeb shit".
Did you tell him to kick rocks?

>>9840244
If that's how you feel dude.

>>9840246
If she gave you her number then she wants you to contact her, it's not an annoyance. Start by texting her if you're uncomfortable with phone calls; don't expect an immediate response, keep in mind she might be busy. If she doesn't respond, try texting her again or calling her on the weekend (to be sure she has free time). If neither of these works then just drop it and move on; not doing anything makes you miss out on life, while being too persistent makes you come across as creepy or stalkerish, so you need to find the balance. You can do it!

>>9840246
To be honest I'm a bit similar in that I hate feeling like I am getting in people's way or annoying them, but sometimes just biting the bullet on certain things like texting that waitress are great things to do. I feel what I used to do a lot is predict what other people thought of me which was probably one of the worst things in the world for someone with low self-esteem to do because the predicted thoughts would only be negative because that's how you perceive yourself.

Stop trying to read people's minds because it's most likely wrong and it's just you projecting your own insecurities from a 3rd party perspective.

>Did you tell him to kick rocks?
Nah. I'm good natured about it and I make fun of myself as well. I know it's not a 'normal' hobby and to a lot of people it's strange but that's alright. Everyone has their own opinions.

>>9840260
Are you me?

>>9840259
>>9840260
Good points. The worst that could happen is I just get ghosted which I'm definitely no stranger to. She's also a 30-year-old single mom if that sways your guys' opinions at all. It's what I've been using as an excuse for the last 3 days.

>>9840283
Our opinion doesn't and shouldn't matter; does her age or the fact she has a kid bother you? You're the one who might date her, not us, so it's your opinion and feeling that matters. If you're not bothered by these things and you like her, go for it.

>>9840190
>tfw no cosplay gf to dress up like different anime girls so it makes me feel like I'm the protagonist of a harem series whilst still staying in a wholesome monogamous relationship

>>9840309
But then how do you get the harem ending if you can only interact with one girl at a time?

If you see a bunch of old school and velveteen "leaving lolita" sales on LM soon, please buy them. I'm close gulls, see you on the other side.

>>9840329
W-what...? Don’t go...

>>9840336
Don’t do it anon

>>9840340
fug replies to wrong anon, sage

>>9839587
(((who))) is behind this post?

>>9840343
You're not doing a very good job. Take your "Anyone who doesn't like or agree with me must be the juice" echo chamber logic back to...well, your echo chamber. You won't find a right wing lolita gf in feel threads.
It's funny that a board that's full of people obsessed with complaining about immigrants entering countries, shitting them up and refusing to assimilate does the exact same thing, but online.

>>9840100
>>9840149
Understand that I'm using 4chan less and less, as I recognize it's a source of problems for me, generally in the sense that it keeps me away from reading good books and studying as much as I should be. I'm pretty serious about my faith and self-improvement, but honestly, I like the idea of having a wife who enjoys lighthearted things like dressing up in cute costumes. (I'm painfully self-aware of my sexuality, so I know this is partially spurred on by fetishism, but as far as relationships go, sex doesn't matter to me until marriage). There's a certain quality to cosplay that makes me feel like it is an inherently effeminate trait, and so I associate that tendency with strong femininity, which lends itself to being a suitable partner, in my eyes. I recognize that anime fandom can be weird quickly, and while I tolerate this often times, I find myself questioning the lifestyle choices of certain people who are major anime fans. Admittedly, they're not much different than my own, historically; we've all got problems.

AT ANY RATE HOWEVER, I'm contemplating this now because I'm trying to discern for myself if this is a dangerous desire, because a /cgl/ gf appeals to the worse side of me, using self improvement as a Trojan horse of sorts, or if I'm safe in this attraction, so long as I pay attention to the warning signs for personal problems.

>>9840358

What the fuck.

Suddenly I'm real fucking glad my boyfriend is a normie because then he doesn't harbor a fuckin electrical cord mess of complexes like you.

>>9840369
Your bf doesn't have fetishes? Really? Dress up in cat ears and go 'nyan' when you blow him next and we'll see how true that is.

>tfw no lolita friends

>>9840378
>tfw no any friends

>>9840379
>tfw friends but still extremely lonely and empty

>TFW no smol Lolita gf to princess carry to your hotel room for some late night cuddling after a long day at a con

>>9840380
befrend me, anon, I'll try my best to be the sweetest frendiest friend!

>>9840380
>tfw no amount of friends can cure my crushing sense of loneliness

>>9840329
This is super depressing.

>>9840376

While I can do that fairly easily, >>9840358 clearly isn't going get blown with nyan ears for a long fucking while. Sucks for him, I guess.

>>9840403
>Sucks for him
No it doesnt

>>9840411

Unintentional pun.

>>9840411
Next you'll say that tendies aren't a food group.
Wild!

>>9840329
Not sure if cheeky suicide-flavored joke about leaving lolita or actual suicide

>>9840329
Anon if you're the person who's been posting in the past feels threads this, can you at least give us a picture of you smiling in your favorite coord before you go? If you aren't going to be buried in your favorite dress you might as well give us something to remember you by.

>>9840369
>>9840403
Sure. I don't deserve a good girlfriend right now, not because I hate myself, but because I genuinely believe I ought to focus on myself, and realizing my potential, instead of being a stereotypical anon. I'm not bitter that I'm being judged like this, I probably deserve it. My attitude is thus: Companionship won't bring me happiness, it's going to be a side effect of the happy life I choose to lead.

>>9840434
>realizing my potential, instead of being a stereotypical anon
No, you just need to have a personality and not hate yourself. You judge yourself harshly but probably judge other people the same way. You can have all the "success" you want, but you'd still need to think you're worthy of something anon. People without faults aren't real people.

>>9839676
Why not just use airmail?

>>9840369
>>9840403
>>9840434
I'd also like to add that I appreciate the honesty, and that I accept the reality I've created for myself. I am sitting here today, with a need to mature and grow up, and I resolve to do so. I'm alone because of my own design, so I'm going to clean myself up and stop acting like an oversized teenager, with God here as my witness.

>>9840442
I thought there might have been hope for you until you started posting this cringe tier shit. You're totally fucked anon. Next thing you know you're going to start obsessively watching card game animes while having fantasies of being the main character.

>>9840437
I recognize that people without faults are fake, now. I have judged people as harshly as I judge myself, and it's no way to live; with others I make a conscious effort to be patient and forgiving, because I like people, and I like having friends. I'll always have weaknesses and strengths in life, but what makes me different is that I both have major ambitions, and a painful amount of self-awareness, stemming from my desire to beat the statistical norms of poor, broken families that I both see, and have experienced myself. People around me declare that I ought to loosen up, and in a sense, they are right. I'm not helpless, and I'm on track to succeed, but I perceive success as being suitable for a girl who I can afford to fund her nice costumes, if she wishes. As for my weaknesses, and the flaws we all have, I look to President and General Ulysses S. Grant, an alcoholic who had a wife who saw past his flaws, they made each other better people, and Grant went on, with the help of his wife, became one of the most illustrious military leaders the world had ever known. That's my relationship goal, more or less, minus the specific of becoming a five star general.

>>9840444
Joke's on you, I barely watch anime. Last one I saw was JoJo season three back in July of last year.

>>9840453
>I perceive success as being suitable for a girl who I can afford to fund her nice costumes, if she wishes.
You are truly destined for great things and fulfilling relationships. Definitely won't get taken to the cleaners by a harlot.

>>9840461
Yep. Life's all about whether I'm going to be some idiot sugar daddy who gets taken for all I've got, or if I luck out. Richer families are objectively more likely to be a two parent household, and that's my endgame. No kid's going to live their life without parents, like me.

>>9840468
Not what I'm getting at, but if you think people will care about you simply because you have money or "success" you are so wrong. Doubly so if you think it's going to make you any better of a father.

>>9840453
Lmao anon are you on ice?
This is what I sounded like when I took too many drugs

>>9840453
>Grant
>Not Sherman
Do what you must, you don't have to like it

>>9840346
>It's funny that a board that's full of people obsessed with complaining about immigrants entering countries, shitting them up and refusing to assimilate does the exact same thing, but online.

Underated post/10

>>9840487
You must be very young for not knowing how important money is for families
Or you've always had so much you can't relate to people who don't have any

>>9840498
You're grasping at straws there anon, if that's what you got out of it.

>>9840411
Heh.

I've done some contemplating as to why people disagree with me, and I suspect it's because that I'm obsessed with avoiding the mistakes that my parents and grandparents made when forming their families, and choosing spouses, that it's causing me to obsess with inhuman ideals of what my family will be, rather than doing the right thing because it's right, and having faith that if I just live life, the future will fall into place.

Ironically, I think my Dad made the mistake of worrying so much about creating a family better than the one before his, that he had an unhappy marriage where I wound up having a poor upbringing. It took my Dad 51 years and three divorces, and he's about to get into his fourth marriage, and here I am, about to repeat the mistake he keeps making.

>tfw just projected onto anons on /cgl/

>tfw lolita anon hasn't come into my work

I knew she said she would be having dinner and going to bed by the time I started work but I still got my hopes up to see some dope lolita.

>>9840519
I'm the anon you've been replying to and this is the first sane thing you've posted since you decided to shit this place up. Glad to help anon.

>>9840522
>mfw I was going to post about not spending my evening being a stalker at Woolworths

My wife is an endogenic 2yo syskid fulltime and polyamorous. Because i wasnt meeting her needs she got a daddy-dom (who is an african migrant) and she accidentally got pregnant because they were not using protection (i convinced her that we should keep the baby) but it turned out he was born HIV+ because my wifes daddy-dom hid that he was HIV+ because of the stigma (we forgive him and his still my wifes daddy-dom). My wife is a free spirit so i stayed at home to raise my wifes son and we found out later that he also is Neurodivergent with autism, bpd and is a nonbinary transhender. He hates me now because we had an argument where he said that ill never be his father, so i said that im more of a father to him than my wifes daddy-dom (who never visits him) so he cried and attempted suicide and i feel really bad because ive now ruined my relationship with my wifes son, he will never talk to me again.

>>9840626
I love trolling gulls as much as the next guy but c'mon lad, don't make it this fucking convoluted

>>9840626
What's Canada like?

>>9840528
>tfw no lolita stalking you at your workplace

Doushite kami-sama? Doushite?

Man I just really love lolita

>you will never wake up to the feeling of the warmth of another's body against your own

>>9840648
its really annoying to have another person in your bed. get a pet.

>>9840646
Man I just really love fairy kei

>>9840343
I am a woman.

>>9840648
I didn't need to read this immediately after getting out of bed.

>>9840648
Did someone bring in like half the /r9k/ males here?

>>9840678
honestly /r9k/ is full of shitposting nowadays, so it's no wonder they'd eventually gravitate here.

>>9840646
Man I just love cosplay

>>9840678
Hey, I go to /sp/ and /fit/

>>9840676
Woman (male)

>>9839494
I wonder what having one as a friend would be like...
>tfw no right wing conservative lolita friendo for the centerist lolita longing for polite political discussion over tea
>tfw only one lolita friendo whom I'm not too close to because I'm afraid most lolitas in general would tear my head off for my outlier opinions

>>9840687
/fit/ has feels threads, stay there.

God I hate men with feelings. Man up.

>>9840658
It's even worse having a pet in bed with you.

Bad feel:
>waiting on dress to arrive to SS for three weeks now
>finally get back to me, seller "lost" it
>was getting this dress for a fashion show in two months
>would have been nice to know three weeks ago instead of getting ghosted you passive aggressive pos

Good feel:
>other SS takes pic of jacket sitting at their warehouse, looks amazing

Hey guys, it’s ED anon if anyone remembers me, I’ve lost 15 pounds since last time I posted here but I don’t look any differet, I’m 5’9” and 130 now. I just feel like no matter how much weight I loose I’m still gonna look fat, I’ve been eating 500-1000 cals a day and running on the daily. Yesterday I ate 1700cal and almost purged it because I felt so shit, but I don’t wanna become bulemic. Idk I’m just super weak and tired all the time and it sucks. I just wanna have tiny lolita legs and arms to make up for the fact that I’m disgustingly tall

>>9840690
I would hang with you anon. Despite popular beliefs there ARE conservative jfash enthusiasts. I’m the same way though I will never have a best friendo who can have cute photoshoots with and talk about states rights and cultural Marxists at the same time.

>mfw most lolitas in my comm are centrist or right-wing and love complaining about how lefties are fucking up the country
>mfw we've had a centre-right government for over 20 years

>>9840212
>tfw no one fights you for your husbando

>>9840716
>tiny lolita legs
the ultimate lolita legs are thicc

>>9840716
you're not even that tall?

>>9840732
Like everyone I know comments on my height and it makes me feel like a fucking giant

>>9840716
Your current calorie intake is dangerously inferior to what your body actually consumes. I understand that you want to lose the weight, but doing it this way you might just end up dead.
Are you seeing a therapist ? You could also see a dietitian to help you find a healthy way to lose weight.

>>9840716
i've been counting calories as well and i'm slowly starting to feel guilty about eating anything - it also doesn't help that no matter how much weight i lose i constantly feel disgusting.
you can't do this alone and should try to get help anon, i'll probably be joining you

>>9840736
I know it’s dangerous but I just feel really guilty if I eat anymore than that, I don’t currently go to therapy but I’m looking into it, and hoping I can start soon

>>9840735
do you live amongst a bunch of spics lol?

>>9840329
same anon. if i leave a note it will only say to bury me in my favourite oldschool meta coord.

are there any other lolitas who really wanna fucking die and whose only interests revolve around escaping their miserable lives?? new dresses, drugs, vidya...im only prolonging the inevitable

>>9840742
No just a bunch of average white people, I’ve literally had a girl come up to me and ask if I’m insecure about being so tall when she was like 5’2”

>Cosplaying Lance at local con
>Meet cute Cynthia cosplayer
>She's very hot and funny
>Seems interested in me, gushes about how Lance is her favourite male pokemon character and she used to have a poster of him
>Spend all day hanging out at con, very flirty vibes
>Get drunk together after the con and decide to fuck
>Tells me she's into DS
>Fuckyes.jpg
>She lives nearby, we stumble back to her house together
>"Lance can you wait outside my room for a sec?"
>Stand outside with a massive tent in my pants
>"Okay Lance, I'm ready"
>Open door
>She's on the bed in some sort of corset and strappy bra thing.
>"I want you so bad, Lance. Please be my champion."
>I look around the room. This is weird.
>"Lance?" She sounds a little worried. "Come train my pussy?"
>I turn my back on her. This is too painful.
>"Cynthia. Why did you lie to me?"
>She sounds angry now. "What the fuck do you mean?"
>"You have an xbox and a PS4, but I don't see a DS or any other Nintendo products anywhere. You're fake news, Cynthia. Goodbye."
>I leave, go home, and fap to Cynthia porn instead

TL;DR - Expected DS games with a hot Cynthia cosplayer, almost ended up having sex with a boring Xbox/PlayStation slut
>tfw when will I find my perfect Nintendo-addicted princess
>tfw no cosplay/lolita gf

>>9840745
Idk what to tell you anon other than you should have more confidence in yourself.
Tall girls are great, you won't be cursing your sons with manlet-ism

>>9840738
I’m sorry anon, this sucks, but we’ll get through it

>>9840748
I guess it just mostly comes from how much hate tall Lolita’s get, I feel like I can’t even do what makes me happy (lolita) because I was cursed with being tall

>>9840753
Why do you give a fuck what random people on 4chan say?

>>9840755
I don’t really, I’ve been insecure about my height ever since I was a little kid, plus the fact that I already hate myself doesn’t make it better

>>9840753
tall lolitas are cute!
don't let other people decide that for you anon

>>9840746
I’m sorry you had a bad dream, anon

You’ll get through this

>>9840716
Hey anon, I'm basically the exact same - 5'9" and 130 at the moment.
I've been struggling with disorder eating for years now and I have to admit that J-fashion is a huge part of it.
Girls in real life are constantly telling me that they're jealous of my body since it's basically an 'ideal' body in the western world but I despise it so much.
I feel like a tall disgusting giant and I hate myself whenever I eat something.
Whenever I try to tell someone about my hatred for my body they don't understand at all, but I just wish I was tiny and petite. I know that no matter how much weight I lose I'll never look all cute and dainty, instead I'll just look like a gross skeleton.

Even though I know it's difficult as fuck, please remember that J-fashion is made for people who are quite a bit shorter than us.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with getting things altered to fit you better. You aren't overweight at all and you don't have to feel any shame or guilt.
You don't have these effects right now, but in the near future you'll really see the damage you're doing to your body with eating so little; having your hair fall out, your nails constantly breaking off, always feeling weak, dizzy and nauseous.
Being healthy and having a genuine smile is one of the things that make someone the most beautiful - or would you rather just constantly look sickly, weak and sad? It's not a good look for anyone.

I wish you the best of luck anon, I know even when you understand these things logically your feelings can still be extremely different.

>>9840763
Choke is way taller than you and always looks amazing lol.
Honestly the very fat tall girls are the ones that get the most flack because they make the dresses look smaller than they are.

>>9840525
Actually, based on one of the replies I got, I'm interested to go cosplay Seto Kaiba when I lose enough weight to do it. I have brown hair that naturally grows like his, so the outfit (and my physique) would be my main contingency to pull it off. Suppose I'll eventually post results.

>>9840767
Anon I’ve only been doing this for like a month and I already get dizziness and my vision blacks out when I stand up, I know it’s terrible for me and I know I’m not going to look how I want to no matter how much I starve, but at least not eating gives me temporary hope I guess, I’m sure you know that feeling

>>9840767
Anon I’ve only been doing this for like a month and I already get dizziness and my vision blacks out when I stand up, and I’m always super weak but that’s partially because of my other health problems, I know it’s terrible for me and I know I’m not going to look how I want to no matter how much I starve, but at least not eating gives me temporary hope I guess, I’m sure you know that feeling

>>9840777
>>9840778
Sorry didn’t mean for that to post twice

>>9840329
>>9840743
Oh anons...what made you feel like this? Were you ever happy?

>>9840777
Yeah, I know that it is an addictive feeling - I feel extremely proud whenever I manage to go a day without eating at all and get mad at myself whenever I eat something.

But I used to be at a much lower weight before and honestly it was a nightmare.
I was hospitalised and wasn't allowed to do anything of my own anymore, my food would get picked out for me, I wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom alone, I was just supposed to get fattened up as quickly as possible.
Even though I'm not over that self hatred I know that I never want to go back to that so I at least try to stay at a 'healthy' weight and keep my body nourished, because anything else is way, way worse.

So please anon, don't let it come that far. It's really, really not worth it. Please seek help.

>>9840784
Don’t worry anon, I’ve promised my boyfriend that I’ll stay at a healthy weight, I would hate to have to be hospitalized, I’ll definitely not let myself get that bad

>>9840787
I'm glad that you have your boyfriend to support you at least.
I never planned on letting it go that far either, I think most people don't, but it can just wrong really quickly. Please take care.

>>9840791
Thank you anon, I will

>>9840787
too late to get hospitalized when you die of a heart attack or have massive liver damage honey

>>9840787
For the sake of your boyfriend, you really should do more research about fitness if you want to cut weight safely. Don't hurt yourself and make the ones you love feel like they need to protect you from yourself, because it's a bad feeling.

>>9840794
Mte. When I was little our cat didn't eat for 2 days and died of liver damage because of it.

>tfw bf leaves you blindfolded and tied up with a vibrator inside of you and doesn't pull it out even after you've orgasmed 3 times actually cry from being overly sensitive
>then when he finally pulls it out and you feel relief, he jams his huge dongaloid into you and pounds until you cum again
>then leaves to walk the dog before he actually unties you

Can we please stop shitting these threads up with non cosplay or jfashion related fetish and sex stuff

>>9840808
Sounds like a good time to me actually.

>getting ready for my first cosplay
>want to fucking cry

Nobody told me it would be this bad.

>>9840808
God I wish I had a vag lol this sounds great.

>>9840746
And Nintendrones wonder why no one likes them

My mother always told me I'd "grow out", of my lolita "phase" and never wanted to support me. For my birthday last week, after a decade of denying my lolita lifestyle, gave me an AP gift card. I feel so silly for breaking down in tears but it's such a relief that she's trying to be more understanding of me for once.

>>9840841
You will never have a multiple orgasm.

>>9840808
ewww, gross

>>9840716
Your problem isnt with eating, it's with giving any fucks about what others say...

>>9840845
Ehhhh take enough estrogen and it's possible.

>>9840846
Anon I hope this happens to me one day. I'm happy for you!

>>9840845
It's possible if a guy uses something like cabergolin to suppress the prolactin production after orgasm they can just keep going.

>>9840743
I think what you really need is a nice big hug

>>9840813
PLEASE

>>9840768
>the very fat
I don't think you're helping her

>tfw no kind, cinephile, Jesus-loving Independent bf who thinks critically, doesn't blindly treat politics like a team sport, & prefers a smaller federal government and heightened expectation for local communities to take care of their residents in need.
>addendum: appreciates lolita, but dandy/aristo bf would be the dream

Send me this guy, or someone similarly caring and wise, with some kind of arty interest I can appreciate with.

I'm ready for marriage y'all.

>>9840716
Anon, look at lolitas like Fanny Rosie.
She has a perfectly beautiful and healthy body. She isn't as short or skinny as other lolitas and she doesn't have 'super tiny lolita legs', yet I've never seen a single complaint about her body.
Her body looks like something you can achieve through healthy diet, not starving yourself.
She knows how to style and dress herself and flatter her figure, which plays a huge part in fashion.

>>9840726
Husbando fights are stupid and not worth it. Better to bond over husbandos with others, or alternatively have the feeling that you have yours all to yourself (even if realistically it's not true).

>>9840898
Hi. Do you see yourself as an all-night supporter of limited government, or a classical liberal, who believes in limited government?

>>9840808

Ngl I got a little wet reading this

>>9840911
>All-night
Autocorrect strikes again! I meant to write "alt-right".

>>9840753
tall lolita's don't get "hate." Tall lolitas who don't know how to dress themselves get hate, just like how short lolitas who don't know how to dress themselves get hate.

>>9840716
Anon, you need help to fight this poisoned thinking. you have to learn to separate what you think looks nice on others from what your body offers. I swear if I saw a pic of you I could honestly point out at least 5 beautiful attributes that I like about you. the danger of the disorder is that you cannot keep up with your constantly morphing ideas of perfection. All of this stems from deep ideas that you have no value and that you will never be adored.

You need to find a path that leads you to self appreciation. stop wanting to replace everything about yourself and find out how to be your best, healthiest you. you are the only you on this earth. you have set too much importance on your looks and you aren't grounded in positive facts that you believe about yourself. everything you believe about yourself is tied to exterior opinions, real or imaginary, so you'll never have stability.

At some point you have to tell this pattern that it's wrong and it's no longer welcome. you are wasting precious days in misery. stop it. take the step and find a free support group, ask your favorite most-trusted loved one for financial help if professional sessions aren't covered by your insurance. your regular doctor is probably chock full of ways for you to get help with whatever money/insurance you have in your current situation.

Everything will be distorted until you conquer this disorder. I believe that God made you, that you're irreplaceable. with help you can grow your strength and kick your unnatural ED and enjoy your life like a gift.

>>9840911
Hey. I pretty much reject all labels.
Everything is issue by issue. Some things I'm personally liberal about and other things I'm conservative about.

>>9840929
Classical liberalism isn't a political ideology, or a party, but a school of thought originating from classical Greek philosophy and adapted to Biblical principles, for clarification.

sorry for being off topic and posting feel, that has nothing to do with sex or fetish, but

> tfw you've been chasing a dress so long, so when it finally pops up on sale you're not amused with it anymore

>>9840898
NY?

>>9840898
I'm just replying to you because I made that meme, I'm glad you liked it.

>>9840846
I had this moment with my mom back in junior year with early 2000's goth wear.
She still didn't believe I was bi, but she accepted that I wouldn't grow out of black.

>>9840904
Uhm.
Fanny is petite in all forms of the word, and well off enough that money isn't a factor in her diet plans.
Out of all the lolitas I'm inspired by, Fanny's aesthetic is the least attainable.

>>9840972
>fanny
>petite
>thinking you need money to be healthy
>fatty detected

>>9840939
That's really interesting. I know very little about ancient philosophy so I'll look into that for curiosity's sake.
I still have a hard time subscribing to a single identifier for my views. There's always an awkward moment of fundamentally disagreeing with an aspect of a certain way of thinking, and I never want someone to get the wrong idea about me.

>>9840981
depending where you live being healthy and having money are extremely related.
if you're poor, unless you have your own farm/garden, you're likely eating the cheap stuff, which is addictive piles of basically anti-nutrients and chemicals
>>9840956
...yes, actually! I'm mildly surprised, and slightly concerned lol

>>9840399
Not really. Not as depressing as a wardrobe full of brand with an owner who can't do it justice. I really hope everything will get a loving home. If a scalper buys something, please rip them to shreds for me.

>>9840416
How dare you insult my shitposting qualities with such tasteless speculations.

>>9840430
If you mean the anon who said they're ill and will die soon, then no. But I wish I could give my life to them in exchange. It really sucks how things are.
Though I'll probably spend some of the last minutes on here anyway.

>>9840743
If you wear your coord while you die, depending on your country the morticians will directly take you as you are, so you can spare your family(?) the trouble of going through your wardrobe.
But it seems like you still have some will or hope left, so you should make something out of it. If escaping with the things you named brings you at least a bit of joy, just do all of it until you can't take it anymore. Be sure you have nothing to regret and won't have "I wish I did xyz before" thoughts.

>>9840780
That's hard to say. I can't remember, I've been contemplating suicide since I was 13. Even when I held my first dress in my hands, I was impressed by it but didn't feel anything. Even when I put it on. It was weird, I knew how I should've felt and waited for the happiness to sprout but it never happened.The closest I felt to happiness was excitement over daydreams and new music but then the same thing as with my dresses happened.
Currently I feel okay, almost relieved, so I guess that counts.

>>9840981
fanny is short and had a huge wardrobe before she started working

>Go to con
>Meet new people, hang out all weekend, really bond, get everyone's info. Elated to have made friends with such cool, fun people who really made my con
>Get home, realize they all live on the other side of the country and I probably won't be able to hang out with them in person for another year at least

I never asked for this feel

>>9840716
>>9840767
I'm 5'10" and 120. Don't go lower, it won't make you any prettier. You are tall, it's normal to be heavier than shorter girls. If you keep going too low, you will have troubles filling tight pants in butt and thighs, your chest might get flatter and breasts more saggy. The ribcage will start showing, and it won't let you get better waistline.
Some things are not for us, sadly. I will have to part myself with few dresses I have, because they have too short torso and look horrible on me. I cannot wear long sleeved OPs, because my arms are too long for the sleeves.
You need to acknowledge your problem. You are not fat, losing weight won't help. You are unhappy because of your height, but you sadly cannot lose it. Try to embrace it. Eat properly, look healthy, try to get happier, and take advantage of your strong points.

>>9840984
You'll be just fine, if that's your outlook. I'm a novice too, but I have lucky circumstances and exposure to these things through my father, who is a professor.
I was asking to try and discern your reasoning for limited government, in your own thought process, and suffice to say, I am intrigued.

>>9841022
>I am intrigued
you are extremely easy to intrigue

>>9841026
I wouldn't devalue the thoughtfulness of such a neutral answer. Most people are opinionated with no basis for their world views. Recognition that the right answer isn't monolithic is cool.

Trying to genderbend a character and I don't know what hairstyle to go with and it's driving me insane.

>>9841053
most people recognize that though lol. are you surrounded by morons?

>>9840329
Are you the anon who has a terminal illness?
I hope you have some beautiful final days. Live them out excellently and surround yourself with love. Anything can happen, so I won't be surprised if you get more days than your doctor expects.

I used to be really into the Real World when I was younger (for all the youngin's: stupid MTV reality show that got select young people to live together in one house and filmed them 24/7)
and one of my fav people was a girl named Frankie who had cystic fibrosis. I think her doctor told her 23 was most probably it for her but she lived until 25.
You lose nothing in hoping, anon. Take care and I'm praying for you and your loved ones!!

>>9841055
its because you posted in the stupid questions thread instead of the cosplay help thread

>>9841061
reee

>>9841002
So....you’re going to kill yourself or not? I can’t tell, but please don’t do it, I know an anon means close to nothing but everyone’s life can change one day out of the blue, you’ll get a fateful email, you’ll catch the eye of a cute guy/girl, you’ll win a big lottery contest...:’(

>>9841053
thanks for the kind encouragement, anon!

>>9841057
I envy your position, then. I try to spend my time with people who realize this, but it's still uncommon enough that when I meet mature people, it's refreshing. If it means anything, I'm a college student, though.

>>9841070
you'll find crazy ideas in all kinds of people. I used to have an incredible time discussing ideas an ex-friend of mine, who is like 56 going on 57, didn't realize he only held because he absorbed them from the people he respected or looked up to growing up. Or, the ideas were spouted by the majority in his town.

The thing I appreciated about him was that he was open to considering other points of view.
Like this guy would say things like
>You know, eugenics gets a bad name...
because his great aunt talked about being in some gung-ho eugenics cult but he really had no idea what it really entails.

Hit 30 this year, and a switch has been flipped. I walk around cons and everyone seems vastly younger than me and my cosplays feel very dated.
I think it’s time to hang it up my lovelies.
I never bought into that age ceiling thing some gulls talk about here, but it hit me hard and all at once.
Feelsbad

>>9840844
>a group of "my cute /cgl/ boyfriend"-s

>>9840844
>/tv/ memes
Really? You thought this thread needed MORE cancer?

>>9841088
It's a really individual thing, to be fair. My friends are 30 or near 30 and they love going to cons and cosplaying, and have been doing so for years. They're prime weeb material (though well behaved and hygienic) and they enjoy every moment of it, regardless of their ages.
If you feel out of place at cons then that's your own thing. Not cosplaying anymore because your cosplays are "dated" isn't a good reason to stop, though; hang them up if you don't enjoy doing it anymore, don't use the amount of attention you do or don't get as a sort of "test" to prove how much you belong in this hobby. Do it for you.
But if you really do feel like you've grown out of it then I really am sorry. It's sad, but it's not the end for you; you can connect with other anime fans in other ways.

>>9841085
A eugenics cult is the same as every other cult
>Male cult members bring in their wives and kids
>No sex between cult members or society
>Cult leader proceeds to dick every breathing thing
>???
>Profit

>>9840346
>It's funny that a board that's full of people obsessed with complaining about immigrants entering countries, shitting them up and refusing to assimilate does the exact same thing, but online.
Now that's an underrated post.

>>9841094
That was very kind of you to say, and it may have sounded vain but the dated thing is it’s harder to go with a group, also coupled with most of my community has been dropping out for real world careers, kids, buying houses. Most of it is that now that I think about it, savor your friends.

>>9841094
+1 This because I hit my ceiling early.
I feel really out of place, but I still go sometimes for the connections.

>>9841110
That's true, people do tend to drop their "childish" or "frivolous" hobbies once they go into "real" adulthood; either because they genuinely grow out of these things, because they have no time to do these things anymore, or because they think they're "too old" so they're "supposed" to drop the things they love; only the first two are valid reasons, imo.
You see gulls saying shit like "oh no I'm 22 am I too old for cosplay/cons/lolita/jfash??" and that really confuses me; people are way too concerned with what others might say about them, but imo if it's harmless and fun, and doesn't jeopardizes your career, your health, your safety, or anyone else's, then my goodness just keep doing the thing you love and stop caring so much about imaginary limitations.
The only person who can determine whether you're too old for a harmless enjoyable hobby/pastime/interest, is you.

>>9841085
The illustration you provide illustrates the thought process of my friends, who don't feel constrained to a partisan world view. I tend to get along with people like that, more than hardline leftist or right-wing elements.

>>9840898
>>9840990
Have you considered moving south?

>>9840904
if only every women would dress like this

>>9840990
Whereabouts? I’m just outside the city

Starting to notice how easily offended my Lolita comm is. Any potential meets that have certain fashion themes ie creepy cute, menhara & they instantly tear it apart with questions and "well I don't feel comfortable with it" type posts. If you don't like it or approve of the idea of it then don't bother getting involved and stay in your safe space. It's like walking on eggshells with this group I swear and it's disappointing.

>>9840904
>Fanny Rosie
>Not short
She literally lists her height on her instagram. She is tiny in every way.

>>9839494
This thread has given me hope in finding good ymenz. I'll actually try courting the Lolita girls I guess.

>>9841186
Please don't.

>>9841203
Don't worry, nobody's going to try talking to you.

>>9840940
I mean at least better that than the moment when the dream dress youve been hunting for years finally arrives in the mail and it's uglier in person than you thought/doesnt fit well. Then the magic is gone AND you actually went through with spending the money on it too r i p

>>9841230
>implying any lolita would want to be "courted" by a mouth breather like you

I'm not cute and no clothes can fix this.

>>9841234
>Implying I'm OP.

Met a fellow cosplayer at a con through mutual friends and they seemed like an nice person. But the second interaction I had with them they completely cut me off during a conversation to bug a big name cosplayer.

After we exchanged instagrams, it’s very clear to me that they’re just trying to get cosfamous as 70% of their posts are just kissing up to famous cosplayers

>>9841357
Similar thing happened to me anon. Befriended a cosplayer and accepted her as a friend on Facebook, only to see she only wanted an extra like on her cosplay page after being spammed with invites. She then proceeded to ignore me at another con in person while acting like hot shit during her photoshoots. Clearly it's only about the fame now.

>>9841165
Damn anon you broke my heart
She looks so tall in photos tho

>>9841107
Did you even read the thread?
>>9840495
>saged because anon is an idiot

If my fat fucking roommate burps one more time I’m going to wring his neck
>tfw never get the apartment alone because he calcifies in his gaming chair literally every minute from when he gets home from work 4 days a week to when he goes to sleep
>only moves to go to the fridge to get his energy drinks or the door when his pizza, wings, or delivery McDonald’s is here
>never brushes his teeth, not before bed, not after breakfast
>tfw he used to be the hottest guy on the marching band in hs

The absolute state of gaming obsessed men. I’m never going to live with one again.

>>9840010
As a lesbian, you're not useful to me either. So no offense taken.

I bought SDCC tickets for 2 days half a year ago, but might have to miss One day because of a 2 week Asian trip (includes japan)

Why cant i have Both arrggggg

>>9841474
No one here feels sorry for you.

>>9841454
>TFW you realize you only lift to stay at the top of your game in esports and to princess carry your future waifu

>>9841145
sometimes but I'm a polar bear and would die in the heat.
>>9841162
I'm upstate, about 6 hours from the city.
>>9841508
is it weird that I'd love to carry a man over a threshold? I'd lift just so I could properly and evenly play wrestle a big guy husbando

>>9841532
Wrestling with waifu would be fun

>>9841557
what about 5'11" waifu with broad shoulders?

>>9841564
Only if they have a biological vagina.

>>9841564
>5'11"
Very nice

>>9841564
Stronk Battle-waifu would be pretty rad.

Even if I prefer smol girls who I can tuck under my chin when I hug them.

>>9841002
Do you have someone who loves you? Someone does

>>9840746
>not showing her patrician games, and get her into and turn her into a full-fledged Nintendofangirl
true or not, or bait or not, you still fucked it up either way

>>9841564
Some guys want to be carried like a princess too.

>>9841532
>>9841564
Noi from Dorohedoro is my waifu, bring it on.

Bedroom wresslin' sounds like a great reason to push to new goals in the gym.

>>9842030
>Battle your wife to see who gets to carry the other over the threshold

Goals

>>9842465
Are two sadists marrying like Klingon foreplay or something?

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//cgl/
>tfw we're not taking part in this anymore
I just wanted us to make people mad

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