/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9729305
I've watched enough anime to know this is true.

I'm like 5 thoughts away from producing lolita camshows. I know it would be a niche that people are begging to be scratched and I could probably make some big bucks diving into the market because i feel like it's completely untapped. It's like back when cosplay porn was more niche outside of JAVs but now everyone and their mother (probably literally) does it.

Every time I see "lolita" porn it's just a shitty maid costume at at very best bodyline. I'm sure that I could at least get money for more brand since I can actually fucking coord properly and already have a large wardrobe to work with.

I can just censor my face and the wigs will help too, bit honestly I'm a lonelita with zero social media presence so I don't even care much if my face is shown.

Someone talk me out of it, because I'm so close to just doing it. These girls make money and they put zero effort into their shows.

At best, were two or three bad decisions away from becoming the ones we fear and pity.

So uh, go for it

>>9729319
So your shtick will just be camming in a proper coord, or do you have something more in mind?

>tfw no tall amazonian muscle gf to be a good guy post apoc ruffian cowboy bandit hunter with

>>9729319
There's one somewhere out there involving a lolita in an actual AP coat and a cute coord. She walks down the street and "meets" some guy. She has strawberries on her panties and the guy uses toys on her before fucking her gently and then they shower together. It's weirdly heartwarming.

>>9729334
>tfw no amazonian muscle gf to carry me to bed and ravish me in my burando

>>9729319
Fucking whore

>>9729339
tfw No GF to ravish me in my burando at all.

>>9729319
Try being a Twitch streamer first to see if you can even do it. You don't have to play video games, but you do need to interact with chat often and/or be interesting on your own. This means a lot of talking to no-one in particular, which feels weird if you aren't used to it.

The toughest part of camming is gaining enough of an audience to have something to react to. A proper lolita cammer would get a ton of attention, especially from cross-boarders. Viewer numbers should grow pretty fast as long as you keep a regular schedule, which is the other downside of camming. In order to rake in the big numbers, you need to keep a regular schedule and update people if a stream is not going to happen.

With those caveats, it'd be super easy to end up with a closet full of brand. Stay pure and play up the Dd/lg market asking for help with new purchases.

>>9729319
It's up to you, but don't be irritated when most normal people view this fashion as a fetish

Looking at PT's new stuff made me miss her lolita days. Even though she's skinny, she just seems sad now. At least during her lolita phase she put in some level of effort, even if she still looked hilarious. I miss our zany "totally haafu" Queen.
>Looking at her pics made me feel old and sad too

>>9729336
Remember anything else? Kind of want to hunt it down so long

>>9729353
>so long and thanks for all the fish
I'm not really sure what I meant to put after 'hunt it down' honestly

>>9729353
Uh... Someone made a lolita secret about her coord being cute back in the day? And I think the video was on redtube? This was from like 2010, I wonder if it still exists...

>tfw no cosplay bf

>tfw no platonic gf to do waifu/husbando cosplay with
I have a normie girlfriend who I'd never give up or cheat on, but she's got zero interest in cosplay. Feels bad, man

>>9729388
>mfw bf wont dress up to match my coords
iktf anon... normie s.o.'s can be difficult :(

>>9729305
well, all male are perverts in the end, try to life with that
sincerely, a male

>>9729319
just do it

>>9729376
I can be your cosplay bf, maybe

>dream dress goes on sale during AP sale
>sold out in desired colorway
>frantically google
>still in stock
>...in AP PARIS

This is what I get for waiting.

I have quite a lot of money to throw around now, and very little living expenses. I want to have sex with a cosplayer from a con, and I have created a plan, do you think this would work?

I go to the con, have a little bit to drink, and try to find cosplay girls alone, tapping on their phone or some shit.

- "Hey I really like your cosplay"
- (gauge reaction, maybe say something specific to the series she is cosplaying)
- If overly negative reaction, just forget about her, but if not:
- "I just wanted to give you $200 because I really appreciate seeing good cosplayers supporting the con".

Give her the money, convince her there's no strings attached, which is true. But then:

- "To tell you the truth, I'll give your $3,000 if you come back to my hotel room and spend some time with me, what do you think about that offer?"

If rejected she can keep the $200 of course, I really don't care if I give away $1,000 doing this if it eventually works, I have over a quarter million in cash and stocks (largely from inheritance) and nothing much to do with it. Also I'm pretty good looking, and white.

Any tips on what kind of cosplayers would be most likely to accept this offer?

Anybody l/o/lita or /o/uji here? Thinking of getting one of these to match my increasingly elegant wardrobe. Already have 2 vintage Mercedes but really like the presidential styling of these models

>>9729449
(you)

>>9729449
Can i reject you twice a day for $200 each time? I'll mix up the cosplays too. No weekends though. I feel like we can work out a system.

>>9729449
If you're good looking why not just pick up girls like a regular person you autistic cunt

>>9729457
No, and I'm thinking about only giving them out if the girl's initial reaction seems particularly welcoming and nice, or shows off that she's particularly intelligent (more intelligent means more likely to fully understand what I'm going to offer her, the role she is meant to play, and be more enthusiastic in her participation).

>>9729459
Won't work. Waste of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nmzY5K93tA

Feel this

So I have an agreement with my housemate that I don't care what he does as long as I don't have to smell it.
I'm sealed in my room with closed windows and doors, and I can smell his fucking drug smoke inside my room.
It's gonna get into my brand.
I'm too fucking autist to confront him and his large group of friends.
Already sprayed airfreshener and can still fucking smell it.
istg one of us is gonna fucking die if I don't move out soon.

>>9729470
Smelling cannabis doesn't mean the smoke is in your room.

The smell travels much farther than the actual smoke which could damage clothes.

>>9729465
>if the girl's initial reaction seems particularly welcoming and nice, or shows off that she's particularly intelligent

If you really respect someone don't pay them to have sex with you. It's degrading because you are qualifying the worth of their body and saying you can buy them out. If you want a whore there are plenty of sugar babies out there including cosplay ones. Don't go up to normal people in cosplay and ask them to prostitute themselves. Sex work can be pretty emotionally damaging to one's self image and people should have more time to think through it then a few hours at a con especially if they are struggling with money and desperate.

>>9729475
>Sex work can be pretty emotionally damaging
Being an incel is infinitely more emotionally damaging.

No girl will have sex with me for free, so why should I feel bad paying for it? It's not like you gave me any choice.

>>9729479
That's why I'm saying you should find someone who already made the decision to whore out. (Like on some sugar baby site or something of that nature.) This way you two are already on the same page and there are no miscommunications that could get you in trouble. Also I'll save you from facing as much rejection (and also money.)

Are feels threads /cgl/ heritage? Have you guys always had these threads?

>>9729482
We've always had them as long as I've been around, but I don't remember them being invaded so badly before. Maybe some traditions should be broken for the greater good...

>>9729481
I don't want a professional whore, STDs, bad attitude, disgusting, doesn't understand cosplay.

I want regular real-life girls who cosplay, preferably ones that seem like they could either be virgins, or not have a high score count.

>>9729490
Well, you're definitely an incel, but at least you seem like the pragmatic, less horrifying sort of incel rather than the corpsefucking sort. I like that you have a plan to stop being an incel, even if it is a bit underhanded and unlikely to work. I'd say your chances of getting laid without paying for it aren't that bad, though, especially if you're clean and put at least a little bit of effort into your looks. I'm low-key rooting for you, anon.

>>9729490
You're not going to find a virgin who will take money for her first time. Inexperienced people are probably young & innocent and their first thought will be that you're going to try to murder them and wear their skin. In fact a lot of younger girls/cosplayers are tumblr SJW types and will likely report you to con security for even offering money for sex in the first place. Not to mention the ones who will lie about their age to get the money, and report you to the police after.

>>9729499
Yeah I'm not too worried about it. I can gauge reactions, and it's pretty hard to hide if you're tumblr SJW.

At worst I'll get kicked out.

>>9729490
>>9729490
I'm not saying to go to a brothel. A lot of girls who sugar don't have STDs or are gross but are just "normal girls" but are strapped for cash due to college or whatever and might just go on one or two dates to make a little more money to pay rent that month. I'm saying there are girls out there who probably cosplay and are sugaring (or haven't yet but are open to it). Obviously, it's going to take some work to find the right person and you're going to need to look in bigger cities, but since you're so opposed to what I think is more a logical option I'll answer you're original question. I don't think your plan will work. Maybe there are girls open to sleeping with you for money at a con, but you're going to have to ask around a bit, and every additional person you ask adds to the very high probability of someone potentially calling con security on you and potentially getting the police involved. You DO NOT want to get labeled as a sex offender. Also, no one of legal age is going to give up their virginity to some random for only 3k.

>>9729508
Also if you can't take criticism why even bother for asking for other people's opinions

>>9729319
Honestly do not whore yourself out. You will regret it some time in the future. Think about your future husbandand ask yourself: “Is this something i want him to find out?“

>>9729449
If you have money, buy an escort and pay her to cosplay. Stop being stupid.

>>9729336
>>9729353
She was wearing Maxicham.

Since there's been so many trad /pol/ crossboarders, here are some feels:

>have super handsome, intelligent, funny, masculine, well off bf
>loves lolita, gushes over how cute i am wearing it, loves to see me happy and getting attention
>been together for over a year, clarified we're serious about eachother
>not very interested in marriage due to what happened to his parents and other family members around him
>certainly not interested in kids however keeps open to the fact that he *could* change his mind about both of those


I'm pretty sure I want to get married and possibly have children (mainly because we are both white, attractive and intelligent and i dont want to see the west die out), although i'm still young and its not a pressing issue for me right now so I'm not sure if things could change. I love him very dearly and I honestly want to spend the rest of my life with him by my side, but marriage seems like quite an important social statement for myself and for some of my family and friends.

Is it something important that i should talk about now and figure out? I'm only 20, and I'd really hate to ruin our relationship over something that wouldn't transpire for the next 4-5 years and that i haven't even completely made my mind up about.

>>9729479
Then why don’t you become a male prostitute? Less degrading than being an incel and you get sex AND money out of it.
Don’t go “but the people who’d pay me for sex are people I wouldn’t want to have sex with” because the exact same thing is true for female prostitutes.

>>9729528
What does that have to do with literally anything
He wants to have sex with girls he's attracted to

>>9729527

You're young. Statistically speaking if you got married today it wouldn't work out. If you wait a few years and stay with him though, you'll have a much better chance at seeing if you are both going in the same direction in life and if monogamy is really both of your things. I'm in my 30s and the friends I know that waited till they had their careers and living situation on track stayed together. The ones that got married before finishing college all fell apart. Most guys who are afraid of commitment will change their mind once they've been with the same person long enough.

the longer i stare at my coordinate photos the uglier I get

>feelsbad

>>9729536
Mmm, that's definitely a good point. Not that i would rush into it until we're both educated and stable. The problem is, he doesn't seem to be afraid of the commitment of marriage, he just thinks its an archaic ritual that people don't need to do anymore which has more legal cons than pros.

Which makes it an even worse decision, because would i really be superficial enough to in the future break it off with him because i want the social status of being married when he's perfectly happy being just committed to me and I to him without legal binding? Its not even that i would feel that his commitment alone wouldn't be enough for me, its more to do with appeasing my family and following tradition, although faced against love those things shouldn't matter enough to break us apart... It has been on my mind a lot recently so probably i should bring it up in a serious conversation.

Sage for blog and OT

>>9729324
>At best, were two or three bad decisions away from becoming the ones we fear and pity.
Okay Aaron, but it's also important to bear some witness when you can, so... (Go for it)

>>9729349
If you become a twitch streamer you're better off just being a normie. Lolita is too much of a weird niche to get fans. Maybe like 3 lolitas would watch you but nothing else. If you're going to cam, I think go all out. It makes sense to.

>>9729319
>ugh I think I’ll just be a whore :((
>reddit spacing

This board needs a good scrub.

>>9729470
Have you tried.. COMMUNICATING with him about it? Just tell him you can smell it in your room and you don’t want your stuff to smell like it so he needs to figure his shit out.

>>9729490
>I don't want a professional whore, STDs, bad attitude, disgusting, doesn't understand cosplay.
only the, "don't understand cosplay" part might be true

>>9729487
>Maybe some traditions should be broken for the greater good...
are you from /tg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA5uEYqpZPw

>>9729319

>>9729479
Oh my fucking god, the homeless autist?
You still fucking here?

>>9729450
Not proper /o/ but I know a little about motor carriages. I'm not sure about older models, but 90's Mercs are supposed to be spectacular both in terms of reliability and repairability. I'd be surprised if earlier models were worse in that regard.

Cars from the 70's are pretty mechanically straightforward though so maintenance and repairs probably won't be an issue. But a serious warning: don't crash it or even risk it by driving at highway speeds. Old cars will literally kill you.

>>9729449
Uh... Escorts, anon. Most women would automatically assume you're trying to buy sex acts if you acted like that and nope the fuck out of there.

>>9729450
>>9729575
Oh my bad, I misread your post. I thought you were asking for advice...

It like the styling too and it'll go well with your wardrobe I think.

>>9729305
There's literally nothing wrong with liking girls with abs

>>9729319
I'm an ex-camgirl. I was a domme, which earned me a lot of money. You need to be extremely sociable and have a lot of energy to do something like this and earn money. You also need to be completely sure that you're emotionally stable enough to do sex work without it affecting your self-esteem. I, personally, had to stop because I was diagnosed with a couple of major health issues and couldn't commit to camming every day. My worsening health meant I couldn't concentrate on what I was reading/seeing and then couldn't make a consistent income from it. The upside is the money which can be great. I made £400 on my first show within a couple of hours. But there are a lot of downsides that you need to think about too.

>>9729588
Do you have any experience with a partner or producing custom content? It's something I want to try in the new year

>>9729596
I made some videos to sell on my cam profile and they still sell even today even though I'm not active anymore. I never did hardcore stuff, though. I didn't even do full nudity just topless. My videos are small penis humiliation and jerk-off instructions. So I'm not sure about more specific advice for the kind of content you want to do.

Some sites:
My Girl Fund
Streammate (the big cam site in the USA, I was never on this because I'm not American)
AdultWork (the big cam site in the UK)
Clips4Sale for selling videos
ManyVids also for selling videos

I am outside in line, waiting to get into a con for the first time ever. Feeling a bit nervous, but also excited

>>9729605
pics please

>>9729305
> Be woman.
> Parade your slutty body in provocative clothing giving off signals you are ready to mate.
> Accuse men of being perverts.

>>9729605
You'll love it, anon. I went to a small, local con for the first time ever a couple of years ago and it was so fun.

>>9729603
I guess I should've clarified I'm a guy, so camming probably isn't on the cards for me, but I've seen how lucrative premium Snapchats, custom clips/requests and the like can be if done correctly. What kind of JOIs did you do?

>>9729610
There are a few dudes making bank from camming but they're on the gay sites, camming for other men. And JOI is pretty much all the same. If you know how to jerk off, you can imagine it.

>>9729449
Nobody's going to sleep with you for a measly 3k unless they're already a whore or just ugly
that's my input

>>9729613
I'm not gay, although I guess I wouldn't give a shit if it was just other men watching. And I know, but there's different flavours of JOI that are usually dependent on the roleplay you're doing. I know some girls wouldn't be into doing JOI that involved being someone's 12 year old sister, for example

>>9729537
just flip the picture horizontally brah
you'll see the reality with fresh eyes
if you don't find it ugly within the first 3 seconds then it's not

>>9729615
If you want to talk about JOI with me that's £3 a minute, matey.

>>9729619
I didn't want in-depth detail, just a description. Give me a link to your vids instead

>only nearby convention is small
>still has cosplay competition with a £1k proze
>only three entrants last year
>if I made a decent couple's cosplay we'd probably win
>both of us are too autistic to get up on stage for the public competition
>feelsbad

>>9729625
And out myself to CGL? Fuckno.org

>>9729627
Send it in a throwaway then

>>9729610
Are you the same person as >>9729319 ?

>>9729628
No. Why do you want to see my videos so badly? There are thousands of them on the internet from all kinds of girls if you want to do your "research".

>>9729615
Ever heard of "hot glue"?
It's this new genre of porn that's taking off, starring guys, you don't even have to show your face and you can make a pretty penny for doing something you do for free anyway

>>9729630
No. That person said they wanted to get into lolita porn. I'm a guy and I'm not a brolita.
>>9729631
Relax, I'm not chomping at the bit for them, I just thought knowing it was a fellow seagull while watching would add a bit of novelty to the experience. It wasn't for 'research'
>>9729632
I know what it is but I didn't think there was a paid market for it since the guys that are into recording it are probably voyeurs who're happy to do it for free.

>>9729618
Not the anon you replied to, but... I guess I'm actually pretty cute, yay! That was a very unexpected self-esteem boost, thanks anon!

>>9729449
This is why I'm always a bit apprehensive about meeting anons in real life.

This is more than a little autistic, not going to lie. I'd suggest to just git gud at making small talk, since a lot of the cosplay girls or even guys are desperate/ugly. You just need to be slightly above the low bar that is most guys at anime cons.

the $200 thing is so ridiculously beta/creepy that I wouldn't accept it, even as a guy. It's smells like a real scam.

>>9729465
You need to wash your neckbeard, it smells awful.

>>9729479
>Being a gigantic cunt who believes the lie that women choose not to have sex with him is worse than being forced to fuck gross neckbeards wearing fedoras for money.

>>9729643
Last girl from /cgl/ who was doing cam stuff in lolita on /soc/ got ousted and doxxed in a terrible manner. There's good reason why people don't want outing their sex work information and videos to other seagulls. Not saying she's doing lolita cam work, but still.

>>9729449
If a man offered me $200 dollars after complimenting my costume or outfit, I'd likely run from that convention and never come back. I definitely would refuse the money and get away from them. I don't think that's a good idea. If anything, the best outcome is they'd be highly offended that you think they're an escort. That's how it would come off. The idea they'd go with it is negligible. That's possibly got a 1% chance of working, very slim odds, however you want to word it.

There's your honest (you).

>>9729339
>tfw n amazonian muscle gf to punch me in the face in bed

>>9729626
just go for it, anon! if you know you stand a chance, just try.

>>9729305
>mfw my friend is running to catch the shuttle as 2B and her panties fall down

>>9729450
Hunt down and import an old Toyota Century for maximum weeb cred. This was the car of choice for Japan's elite.

>>9729449
Holy shit, this is hilarious. You think $3000 is "quite a bit"? Any bitch with a job has $3000. Cosplay isn't exactly a cheap hobby, so unless you're approaching cardboard box-tier girls, give up.

3/10 for getting me to reply

>>9729794
>18-21 year old females cosplaying
>having 3k
Lmao. Even if they did doubling their networth is lucrative. $3000 is more than enough for a lot of women to have sex.

>>9729482
>>9729487
I'm probably guity of this since I started funposting on these threads a few months ago, it attracted more funposters and eventually these threads became the shitposting general of /cgl/.

No need to thank me, girls. Just knowing you're having fun is enough.

>>9729527
Marriage is just a meme, just try to have as many white children as possible, keep up the good work against white genocide, anonette.

>>9729539
>unironically considering breaking up with the man you "love" over a one day playing dress-up ceremony
You sure you love him?

>>9729349
>webcam prostitution
>Stay pure

>>9729815

>>9729827
Too late now, accept your fate. The frogs are coming.

>>9729829
Why do you love us this much? Why can't you go have fun with the Steven Universe thread in /trash/ instead? That place is just one spark away from a dumpster fire.

>>9729836
What are you talking about? W-we don't like you or anything, t-this is just to make fun of you!

>>9729840
You should grow out of hair pulling the girl you like by age 9, anon.

>>9729841
How are you supposed to notice us then?

>>9729847
Maybe we could hang out in the friend finder thread and talk about common interests instead? Since people there actually want to meet other people, you're more likely to be noticed in a positive way.

>>9729852
Well, maybe. But still I cannot stop this now, the gates of hell remain open, these shitposters act out of free will now.
Your only hope is to close up and declare these the /cgl/ male containment threads.

>>9729826
Non-nude models are pure.

>>9729860
Woman doing camming of any kind = prostitute.

>>9729852
>friend finder thread
>everybody putting /pol/ and or /r9k/ on the "What are you NOT looking for" field
Nice meme.

>>9729539
Seconding >>9729825 however if he actually loves you I'm sure he would be ok with a courthouse wedding and a small reception. Love is about compromising.

>>9729863
Maybe we dont want to hang with you because you're rude, invade ou boards and shit threads up, and don't know jack shit about the things we're into.
We aren't here for you, maybe someday newbs and easily baited gulls will stop replying to your bait as if it's real.

>>9729870
>Love is about compromising.
Yeah, but love is not about setting yourself up for a legal nightmare and bankrupcy because of current laws. It's pretty reasonable if he doesn't want to marry. No need to be another victim willingly.

>>9729449
If someone offered me money to come 'spend time' with him, I'd assume that he's about to seriously harm me.

>>9729449
$3000 is a little low, especially if you want a virgin. The $4000-5000 range might be better. If you're in the Mid-Atlantic US I'd do it for 4500 (plus the initial $200).

>>9729450
this is the car i drive and it makes me feel extra fancy when in lolita, the seats and everything are really plush and velvet

>>9729878
same

>tfw bf got me a brand dress for Christmas
>he wrapped it in an onahole box

tfw fujo friend to introduce me to uke bois

>>9729878
Are people here memeing or actually serious? $3000 being low? For a rented vagina? The FUCK?

I can get fresh college girls for 50€ an HOUR in Spain, that will wear what the fuck ever I want, and I can choose if I want them to come to my place or go to hers. And they are not too scored.

Three thousand fucking dollars? Are your cunts covered in gold or something? This is MADNESS.

>>9729882
>not getting the obvious hint

>>9729884
Welcome to puritan America.

>>9729886
What hint?

>girl I was supposed to fuck after the Christmas holidays suddenly in a relationship on FB
Why did it have to be this way

>>9729896
Fuck him whille wearing it

>>9729872
Have you considered that people call everything they don't like nowadays /pol/ and /r9k/ so even having a slightly off-mainstream opinion on anything gets you lumped with /pol/, /r9k/, or whatever boogeyman is hip at the time?

Have you considered that someone might have their own opinions on a subject that might remind you of /pol/ or /r9k/ while not having any of their undesirable traits they do?

>>9729896
He wants to have more sex with you. He's hinting he needs an onahole because you aren't giving him enough.

>>9729878
$3000 isn't low at all. Maybe for a virgin, but just any random girl it's more than enough.
You could get one hell of an escort for that. You vastly overestimate the value of a vagina.

>>9729901
No, because it literally is autists from /pol/ and /r9k/. /fit/, too. We've seen your "This is the girl board!!!1" invasion threads. You say the same things here as you do on your home boards.
It's not a boogeyman. If you don't want to keep getting spotted, dial down the misogyny, stop making everything about your penis (seriously, this is a /cgl/ feels thread and somehow we're talking about incel life and hooker prices?), and learn to assimilate. Maybe start cosplaying or getting into Japanese fashion so you actually have something to talk about and offer to this board.
It's not a "free for all girls chat board", it's cosplay and EGL. Assimilate, or fuck off.

>>9729915
Okay, so what Japanese fashion would be the easiest for a male to get into?

>>9729916
Depends on your body type and personal tastes. Get lurking.

>>9729915
>misogyny
Yet another meaningless overused buzzword. Everything that is not straight ass-licking and self-cuckment for females is "le misogyny".

>No, because it literally is autists from /pol/ and /r9k/. /fit/, too. We've seen your "This is the girl board!!!1" invasion threads. You say the same things here as you do on your home boards.
Oh well, I drink water, you drink water too, that must mean you're from /pol/ too, right?
>stop making everything about your penis (seriously, this is a /cgl/ feels thread and somehow we're talking about incel life and hooker prices?)
Yes, I am responsible and liable by what other males write on "your" board too.
No rude words for females responding to them, eh?
>It's not a "free for all girls chat board", it's cosplay and EGL. Assimilate, or fuck off.
Oh, so you don't want your board to become a warm multicultural place? You might have more in common with /pol/ than you think then. That's pretty bigoted of you to say.

>>9729449
Strap a concealed camera on yourself and do all this so we can then laugh at you.

>>9729919
Nayrt but if you're not /pol/ or /r9k/ or whatever you wouldn't be taking it so personally or typing out useless non-/cgl/ autism rants in the feels thread and be participating in the cosplay and jfash instead

>>9729924
Maybe I'm just tired of being called an incel, an /r9k/ poster or a /pol/ poster whenever I post something that is not asslicking enough to some self-important bitch.

>>9729644
Funny how your brain does that.

>>9729915
>It's not a "free for all girls chat board",
You sure as hell treat it like one.

>>9729919
>Oh, so you don't want your board to become a warm multicultural place? You might have more in common with /pol/ than you think then. That's pretty bigoted of you to say.
Best argument 2k17

>>9729542
And thats not hard to do in the city we live in.

We dont have it any better.
We dont have it any worse.

>haven't bought lolita in months because I was moving and also because Christmas
>check lm on a whim
>"I'm just looking haha"
>obscure dream dress is on the front page
>it's available for a cheap as I've ever see it go
>seller says it's in good condition and has pics
The burando gods have blessed me

>>9729926
Go back to /pol/.

>>9729995
xD put me on le screncap

>be a lolita
>go to sleep
>start dreaming about wearing lolita
>get attacked by thirstlords
>suddenly someone comes to my rescue
>guy looks like kindi
>kindi is wearing Rick Owens
>kindi kills the thirstlords with a sword
>kindi carries me onto a horse
>kindi rides me back to his castle
>start making out with kindi while wearing lolita
>wake up
>tfw kindi is not my bf

>>9730004
Kindi was just another thirstlord.

I'm finally in a position where I can attend conventions in other states more frequently, but now I'm worried I'm too old to be doing this kind of thing.
I'm 21, is that too old? What's the average age in /cgl/?

>>9730126
I'm 23. I've never felt too old at a con.

>>9730004
Who the fuck is Kindi and why does this sound like a /fa/ and /cgl/ board-tan comic?
>Except the makeout, /fa/would just save her from the thirstlords, carry her home, and then dump her in her own trash can.

>>9730126
I'm 31 and there were people older than me there at my last con.

>>9730126
dumb niggerposter

>>9729863
most of those put _both_ /pol/ and SJW as "Not looking for"

>>9729539
>he just thinks its an archaic ritual that people don't need to do anymore
I disagree with this unless the two of you live in complete isolation from your extended families. Rituals are important for humans as much as atheists might want to pretend otherwise. They help cement and reinforce social bonds, both between you as a couple and within the community around you.
>which has more legal cons than pros.
For him as a husband, yes it does have more legal cons than pros in a western country within the current legal systems and biases and precedents set within them. Offering him a prenup may be an option depending on your local laws.

>spent too much money on lolita in the past couple of months
>brother wires me a few fat stacks as an xmas present even though we don't talk much
>all of the christmas feels

thanks, bro.

>>9729450
there's a ouji in Texas that has a red Ferrari and bunch of porsches

Man I just really love lolita.

>>9730154
no

>>9730140
>For him as a husband, yes it does have more legal cons than pros in a western country within the current legal systems and biases and precedents set within them. Offering him a prenup may be an option depending on your local laws.
You're very intelligent and self-aware for acknowledging this as a female, however prenups don't work.

You can't decide child custody in a prenup, and you can't just say "I keep everything that's mine".

The judge can even nullify your prenup if they feel like it, with no reason needed.

For men in the modern western world, getting married or having kids with a female, is (literally) more likely than not to end with him having his life ruined.

Have his kids stolen from him, and be forced to PAY HER money for stealing his kids, and fucking some other guy. Probably have his house stolen, half his assets/money stolen, and basically everything he ever worked for destroyed or taken away.

And this is literally more than 50% likely to happen, because women have basically turned into monsters in the modern western world, and they've been given an extreme amount of power. Women are REWARDED for divorce, they're given incentive to do it, and the vast majority women have already fucked many other men, and with each man they fuck, that statistically makes them more likely to cheat, divorce, and have ruined their pair-bonding ability (leaving them incapable of a successful monogamous relationship).

The ONLY solution to this problem I've seen for men, is to not marry or have children with a woman unless you make her believe you'll LITERALLY kill her if she tries to divorce and get custody of the kids or take your money.

You tell her that she can leave, but she takes nothing. She must believe that you'll LITERALLY kill her, and she must be ok with that. If she does it anyway I would say go ahead and actually kill her, and yourself. You've already lost everything, and God will forgive you, he might not forgive your ex-wife though.

>>9730157

>>9730157
>tfw neither my fiance nor I want kids and we don't have this retarded paranoia
Nice

>>9730164
Have fun dying alone with no family that cares about you.

>>9730157
Solution? Don't have kids. Kids lead to divorce more often than not and ruin your life in the process.

I don't know why you robots don't understand this. Go to fucking /r/childfree and realize the lifescript is bullshit and plenty of women aren't eating into it. Your guys' issue is that you all want to breed for some godawful reason.

How many actual lolitas do you guys think post on /cgl/? I'd guess around 15-20

>>9730165
You think your kids will still love you 50 years down the road when the planet is in peril and we're all fighting for base level survival? Get real, they'll probably literally cannibalize you.

I'm really worried about finishing a cosplay in time for a con :( I feel even worse cause I can't work on it while in home for the holidays. I can't stop stressing about it even though I know I nerd to chill and it won't be the end of the world if I can't finish

>>9730157
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but if it isn't, you've got some big issues, buddy. Did you not have good role models in your childhood or something? Out of all my older relatives and parents' friends, there was only one aunt who was divorced, and she still sent her ex-husband Christmas gifts. All the other couples were more or less happily married without fucking death threats.

>>9730165
Jokes on you we plan on killing ourselves when one of us dies

>>9730167
I think it's more than that, but way more lurk than post.

>>9730167
Three

>>9730170
What character are you cosplaying?
>>9730167
I'd guess 30-45 lolitas and 15-20 each for other jfashions post semi-regularly.

>>9730166
>Solution? Don't have kids.
That's not a solution because we want kids. If we didn't, believe me no man would ever see you as anything more than a brainless fuck hole, because that's all western women present themselves as.

> realize the lifescript is bullshit and plenty of women aren't eating into it

"Lifescript"? I'm guessing you think anything other than being a degenerate whore is following some script?

I know women want to be degenerate whores and ruin civilization. Do you think muslims came up with the rules they did for no reason?

When I look at modern western society, I am extremely jealous of muslim societies. No divorce, no cheating, no STDs, your wife will be a virgin.

I'm dead serious, I rejoice every-time there's a muslim terrorist attack in a metropolitan city that kills some western whore.

>>9730157
You are right on everything you said. Specially on the last part: "She must believe that you'll LITERALLY kill her, and she must be ok with that."

And I think this part can be tricky if you don't carry the relationship properly, for instance, if you become some kind of soyboy around your partner, she won't ever believe you'll kill her.
You basically need to be a very stern man, your word must be law, if you say you are going to do something, you do it, basically your power must lie in your word, if you give your word on something, you better believe it's going to happen. Don't ever back off on that and you're fine.

And well, sadly yes, if she has the balls to divorce anyway, kill her, because it doesn't even matter anymore, you're fucked anyway.

Fuck having to pay some cheating whore child alimony for a lot of years like some kind of slave cuck.

It doesn't have to come to this anyway, you can just not marry. There is literally no reason to legally marry, you don't need some government or church sanctioned paper to love your partner. Be suspicious of a woman that wants to marry and even indirectly threatens to leave you if you don't want to, because she's probably trying to get you hunted and trapped.

>>9730166
Literally fuck off, worthless infertile cunt, good thing you're leaving the gene pool.

>>9730176
>When I look at modern western society, I am extremely jealous of muslim societies. No divorce, no cheating, no STDs, your wife will be a virgin.

We don't need to emulate ragheads, just go back on how our own things were in the past.

>I'm dead serious, I rejoice every-time there's a muslim terrorist attack in a metropolitan city that kills some western whore.
That's racial treason, don't be a fucking cuck, only rejoice the death of race mixers and other races.

>>9730181
>>9730176
Holy shit no wonder no women will let you put your dick in them.

>>9730171

>>9730185
>the holes are going to be closed you meanie boy~~ (because saying it will make it true)

>>9730181
>worthless infertile cunt

Pretty sure I'm fertile considering I just had to get an abortion. Would've been a white baby, too. My husband adores me and spoils the absolute hell out of me. I enjoy being worthless to robots.

>>9730171
>my anecdotical evidence counters your evidence of millions of men having their lives ruined
Alright, alright, I give up.

>>9730185
Rule of thumb is to not stick your dick in crazy or let crazy stick its dick in you. People who always talk like it's society's fault they can't get any are huge red flags.

>>9730191
Nah, you're a worthless infertile cunt because of your mental disorders.
>hehe it was a white baby, u mad yet?
Pfff, why would I? He would have probably been raised by a mentally ill fucked up cunt like you, so he'd turn out a worthless soyboy.

You're just an anecdote, don't pretend you're somehow important in the big scheme of things.

>>9730189
I mean this would actually be valid if you weren't literally here because you're salty women won't let you fuck them. Guys who are getting pussy on the regular don't troll /cgl/.

>>9730194
I can get sex anytime I want.

I can't get a virgin wife who is practically guaranteed to not divorce or cheat, because that doesn't exist in the western world anymore, but it is the de-facto standard in the muslim world, and most of the civilized world up until about 100-200 years ago.

>>9730196
I'm sorry neither I nor any other woman will have your babies. Hurry up and commit a mass shooting, that's your calling anyway.

>>9730197
>talking about marriage somehow translates to "someone" being "salty" and woman not fucking him.

Sorry you lost me here, care to rationally argue how you came to this conclusion? Because last time I checked I have a gf.

>>9730201
>I have a gf
Nayrt but why would you fight about this then? You have a gf, just keep her and don't marry her. If she wants to get married go argue with her then, what some random anon on the internet thinks doesn't matter because you're not going to get with her anyways

>>9730181
>>9730176

>>9730199
>having fantasies about her being important again
I don't even want to know how many layers of coping you are behind right now. You need a special kind of clusterfuck in your head to forego having children in exchange of being some spoiled whore whose life revolves around pieces of cloth.

I'd consider you having my children torture. Not my type, sorry.

>>9730198
A little over 100 years ago there was basically an STD epidemic because husbands were routinely visiting prostitutes rather than trying to have sex with their wives. Because their wives were quote "boring and share no common interests" with men, but the prostitutes were interesting and fun to spend time with. I can link you to some historical accounts of rich Victorian/Edwardian men leaving their pure virgin waifus for literal whores.

Keep on blaming society though. Definitely not your own mental fucked upness.

>>9730205
So we aren't allowed to discuss things anymore, and if you do, you are le epic incel.

Sad. And no, she understands why I don't want to marry and is pretty woke to the divorce issue. If a woman really loves you, she won't put you in danger over a legally binding ceremony, that's the point anyway.

>>9730208
Maybe go try to find girls on some other board then? All you're going to do here is bore people and wind yourself up. And consider going to church if you want to meet virgins.

>>9730213
>woke
>why can't this word die already

>>9730213
What sort of degenerate has children out of wedlock?

>>9730211
Nice twist on reality you got there. The only reason that happened is because marriages were based on money and economic reasons, and not in personality compatibility and actual love.

This has nothing to do with virginity, if you're forced to marry someone you don't like and share no interests with, of course you're going to use prostitutes.

>>9730211
>A little over 100 years ago
I said 100-200 years ago.

>Keep on blaming society though. Definitely not your own mental fucked upness.

It's society that I have a problem with you retarded bitch.

Women being degenerate whores is a problem with society that I have no control over.

>>9730220
Sorry, we aren't keen on the jewish cult of christ.
Does it blow your mind that someone can not be a degenerate and not a christian?

>>9730208
>how many layers of coping you are behind right now.
>>9730213
>And no, she understands why I don't want to marry and is pretty woke to the divorce issue.

Less layers than this poor soul who is saddled with you, that's for sure. Don't forget to let her know you'll murder her if she tries to take your money or kids.

Sure is larpers in here tonight

>>9730222
Do you think you're helping change society with what you're doing?

>>9730213
>So we aren't allowed to discuss things anymore
I mean, this topic yeah, cause it's not /cgl/ related

>>9730225
Oh my god it's the "totally real 100% slavs" from last thread. They're back. Someone please fill kill this thread, they're so boring.

>>9730233
Sorry, not a slav. Slavs are actually more into christianity because muh orthodox.

>>9730231
How can I change society except going on a mass shooting?

Or being a serial killer that only targets degenerate western women?

>>9730235
That's what I'm asking basically. What's the point of wasting your time here? Are you changing any minds...? Cause I doubt it. You're probably making people hate you more and hate your cause even more.

Mass shooting sounds like the best plan of action. GANBATTE

>>9730227
>Less layers than this poor soul who is saddled with you
You'd wish your life had the same meaning, you're literally a defective human by natural selection standards. You're a dead end, nothing beyond you will remain.
>Don't forget to let her know you'll murder her if she tries to take your money or kids.
No need, not gonna marry and she's a keeper, she wouldn't do that. That was actually advice for people who can't avoid marriage but want some kind of safeguard.

>>9730240
>No need, not gonna marry and she's a keeper,

If you have kids with her you run the same risks as marriage.

Same with cohabiting with her long enough for a common-law marriage to take effect, if applicable in your state/country.

>>9730235
do it fag

>>9730235
>How can I change society except going on a mass shooting?

That accomplishes nothing long term, find a proper woman and have as many white kids as you can, raise them properly, avoid them becoming whores/soyboys. This is the only non-violent way we have to fight white genocide. Also, pay as little taxes as possible, don't consume. When the cuck politician runs out of money and can't give the gibsmedat to the apes, society will crumble and we'll be able to rebuild.

Someone please kill this thread with pics of PT or something before we get more paragraphs of boring shit no one cares about.

>>9730245
Well, it appears you're butthurt enough to post that. Isn't it ironic?

>>9730240
>you're literally a defective human by natural selection standards. You're a dead end, nothing beyond you will remain.

It feels good to be a demi-goddess. Were you in my presence you would have no choice but to submit to me, and my almighty adorableness.

>>9730239
Perhaps some female here has listened to what I have to say (>>9730157 >>9730176), and actually felt bad about her behavior, or changed her mindset.

Why does this happen every time?

>>9730245
I have many Keeping Up Appearances memes if that'll make you happy

>>9730247
>It feels good to be a demi-goddess. Were you in my presence you would have no choice but to submit to me, and my almighty adorableness.
Long way to say you're out of arguments. Good, now keep your mouth shut and go bitch at your cuck bf.

>>9730248
nayrt but it kind of just made me think the tumblr feminists who say yes all men have a fucking point

>>9730245
me rn

>>9730250
>>9730252
>>9730253
>le epic picture dump
>i sure showed le him
Literally doesn't matter, just more posts to skip, we can still discuss our thing.

>>9730251
Maybe I'll let him impregnate me again but actually birth the child and give it up for adoption, just so my genes are out there, uwu

>>9730257
Do what you want, you're irrelevant.

>>9730258

party fart . jpg for old time's sake

>>9730261

>>9730246
I am pissed off to see shit I don't care about in a thread I do care about, yes. I think that's pretty normal.

>>9730248
Not fucking likely. Posting irrelevant shit on this board makes us even less likely to listen to you than we would otherwise. You are literally shooting your point in the foot.

>>9730249
Bored idiots, is my guess.

I lied to my bf about being a virgin. I'm scared he'll find out and dump me.

>>9730266
when you don't bleed tell him you used to do horseback riding as a kid

(horseback riding naturally causes the hymen to stretch until it's basically torn)

>when you get some dress obsessed grills so worked up they start filling captchas and posting pictures for a while just because of you
Literally Alpha

>>9730266
Unless you lost your virginity to someone else while you were dating, I'm sure he'll be understanding.

>>9730268
Or gymnastics. Most kid gymnasts fall astride the balance beam at some point, even if you don't break your hymen it can definitely stretch it...

>>9730250
Yes please

>>9730270
If you were truly alpha you'd actually be able to make girls believe and parrot the things you say.

>>9730270
If this is what you need to feel accomplished, by all means, take it. Yes, yes, you're definitely an alpha-boy, sweetie, don't worry! You're not a beta cuck like all those other boys who aren't trolling female image boards.

>>9730272
>>9730268
That's hot, do cunnies really work like this?

>>9730276
I'm literally making some butterface nobody fill up captchas and post whatever pictures they found handy. Let that sink in.

Keep the pics coming.

OK but why does Isobe always look drunk as hell?

>>9730273
Happy to deliver

>>9730280
Y... You think my body is sexy? Oh, anon-kun!

>>9730281
Because he's an older Japanese man. He probably is drunk as hell.

>>9730279
Can confirm, did ballet all my childhood and teenage years and it must've torn at some point because I don't really remember having one.

>>9730266
You deserve to be dumped, lying whore.

>>9730290
I feel like this image sums up this thread perfectly somehow.

>>9730279
yeah, if I hadn't sat on an ice skate when I was 11 and broke it that way it would've broken from all my bending and stretching

>>9730284
cringed

>>9729609
I looved it. There aren't many events in my country, especially not near me, but luckily I found one that took place today, and one that's in the same area which will be in January. Feels fucking great.

>>9729606
Next time, this was a small event

>>9730286
Makes sense. Probably doesn't enjoy going to events, either.

>>9730303
Can this be an Isobe thread now

>>9730303
Wow Isobe looks pretty good here and better than Novala ever looked.

>>9730304
I don't know if there's enough pics of him to fill the whole thread but I can post what I have. I don't think I have much more though.

>>9730309
Keep going, the fact that you think this means something is cute. We'll just be in the new thread aswell. So this is kind of pointless.

Unless you are willing to fill captchas and post pictures, forever.

>>9730309
I haven't seen many photos of Isobe out at events, so I'd be interested in seeing anything you've got!

>>9730312
I'm the other guy in this thread. Shut up you're making us look immature.

>>9730304
Maybe we could do lolita designers generally? I bet someone here has a massive archive of Maki and Asuka pics

>>9730302
What country, anon?

>>9730315
>talks about making mass shootings, being a serial killer and enjoying arabs murdering white woman
>calls me immature
Don't tip your fedora to me ever again.

>>9730312
Meh, doesn't bother me. I'm not coming back to the next one, and now I'm enjoying looking at pics of my favourite designers. So, thanks, I guess?

>>9730316
Honestly, seeing the designers in their designs is my favorite.

>>9730320
>admitting she has literally no life and that can afford compulsively posting pictures

Still pointless, you'll eventually stop.

>>9730322
Fujiwara is one of my favorites. This is my favorite coordinate shot

>>9730323
It's not pointless if I'm enjoying it, haha

>>9730325

>>9730325
That's her!? Wow, she's so pretty!

>>9730326
>enjoying being buttbothered enough to start posting pictures like a sperg
So, your into BDSM, aren't you?

>>9730319
Nice to know that men like you are so unstable that you'll discount everything and turn on each other the minute one of you says something you disagree on, despite being on cooperative terms literally an hour >>9730181 before.

>>9730329
She always looks so gorgeous. She's such an inspiration for me

>>9730331
He was right on some things and I agreed with him, but I never posted as much edgy and destructive shit as him. So, if he's going to call me immature, he's shooting himself in the foot.

>>9730332

>>9730335

>>9730330
A... Anon-kun, are you offering to play with me? I can get my kawaii strap-on, it's normally just for cute girls but I'll make an exception for you~

>>9730337
>even knows what a strapon is
Could you get more degenerate and disgusting? Just keep filling those captchas you damn whore.

>>9730334
Nice to know you have *some* standards! That's kinda refreshing to see, even if you are otherwise awful

>>9730336

>>9730342

>>9730339
Ohhhhh, you're not going to play with me, Anon-kun? My strap-on is Angelic Pretty, it's so cute, I'm sure you'd like it!

>>9730345
he's tsundere

>>9730340
I just think that for solving the western whore issue, you need to do it by having many kids, raising them properly to avoid daddy issues, and just assert yourself in your relationship to avoid becoming a tool.

He's more of a "bring le muslim to kill le woman" guy.

>>9730345
Bet you do it with your cuck of a bf after wasting his entire salary on expensive clothing.

>>9730344

>>9730348
I think you're obnoxious and wish I was left alone to post as the only guy in these threads.

>>9730327
Fujiwara-san is aging goals for me. She's so lovely.

do you consider this middle-aged man attractive?

>>9730346
Oh!!! Now I understand, he can be mean and grumpy, but deep down inside, he really loves me and is just insecure. Thank you so much! I'll wait as long as it takes... Someday he'll accept that he loves me, I'm sure! Anon-kun, I'm here for you! Don't give up!

>>9730339
are you telling me there are adult women who don't know what a strapon is?

>>9730354
Not as attractive as Anon-kun

>>9730351
Salaam, brother, let us kill your white women so you go extinct faster!

Sound logic.

>>9730356
>are you telling me there are non-whore women who don't know what a strapon is?
ftfy, and yes.

>>9730360
>not wanting to end humanity

Fucking normies

>>9730355
So tumblr women really think that they can wish things into existence, amazing.

>>9730362
So you're unironically from /r9k/?
ayy lmao

>>9730356
Yes, they are trapped inside and monitored. Their "alpha" male husbands can't have them realizing how shrimpy their sad excuses for cocks are.

>>9730336
I wish she modeled for her own brand more. She really embodies IW perfectly, the aesthetic fits her in such a natural way and is so obviously her own.

>>9730364
I think we should see some dick pics at this point. with time stamps.

I bet you're 5.5 in tops

>>9730361
i've only slept with one man and i know what a strapon is. am i a whore now?

>>9730361
I'm a kissless virgin and even I know what it is.

>>9730365
>trying to shame men with the size of genitals
This went stale by year 2k. Did you came straight out of an old sitcom?

>>9730368
Seconding this. It's always guys with painfully average or below average cocks that are this angry about women being whores. Just like it's always ugly fat bitches who are feminazis.

>>9730353
I imagine having a thriving clothing line and the ability to travel abroad does wonders for aging.

>>9730371
small penor confirmed

>>9730374
When will they learn?

>>9730373

>>9730368
>>9730374
>tfw almost 7
>tfw girth makes up for it

>>9730371
rip me omg

I think the best thing about Anon-kun is that he has no face. He could literally be anyone! I like to imagine he looks like Mana-sama, but somehow more touchable and human... More vulnerable, and yet somehow more lovable in his vulnerability

>>9730377
dicks or gtfo you know the rules

>>9730377
Oh, Anon-kun! That's almost as big as my strap-on! Maybe we can twin~

>>9730381
I know you want schlick material, but I'm not a degenerate, sorry.

>>9730366
I agree. It shows how much love she has for her work, and it makes me love the brand even more for it.

>>9730377
>almost 7
>"girth makes up for it"
pathetic

New

>>9730383

>>9730390
>omg, you need like, 1337 inches to satisfy a womyn, u got le small dik

Be honest, did this ever work on someone over the age of 13?

>>9730386
>I'm not a degenerate

>>9730386
Silly Anon-kun, we don't touch ourselves to such perverted things! We look at Cat's Tea Party... Or Iron Gate, if Gothically inclined~

>>9730393
it hurt your feefees enough for you to reply so yes it did

>>9730359
I always knew I was a handsome man

>>9730394
Prove otherwise.

>>9730398
I don't know if you noticed but I'm on a funposting spree, I will reply practically to anything.

>>9730386
don't lie, you know what a strapon is and would rather yell at strange internet women about dick size than spend quality time with your gf or doing productive things. you are a degenerate

>>9730401
I love Fujiwara so much.

>>9730403
>spend quality time with your gf
>doing productive things
>funposting
These things are not incompatible.
>you know what a strapon
We are on 4chan, just by being here you learn things by accident.

I'm willing to bet I'm less of a degenerate than you, islamic sympathizer.

>>9730406
You are a degenerate. >>9730339

>islamic sympathizer
What on earth?

>>9730409
see >>9730176
"When I look at modern western society, I am extremely jealous of muslim societies. No divorce, no cheating, no STDs, your wife will be a virgin.

I'm dead serious, I rejoice every-time there's a muslim terrorist attack in a metropolitan city that kills some western whore."

>>9730413
Holy fuck, you think I'm him hahaha

>>9730280
>not having a 4chan pass a beta orbiter bought you then loading up 100 images on auto post
Clearly you don't even shitpost right omega-kun.

>>9730409
I'm not degenerate, what constitutes degeneracy according to you?

>>9730416
Good bait, but, when you post with your pass, a clover icon shows on posts.

Good attempt though, 6/10.

>>9730419
You're also fucking retarded I see. You have to enable the shitty icon.

>>9730426
Well, I've never had a pass because I'm not a cheap whore who uses others as a wallet, nor retarded enough to buy one.

You're probably not that girl who dumped the pictures, you would have said so earlier you were using a pass. Just kys, dumb phoneposter hole.

>>9730428
I'm a guy though. I was talking about my female beta-orbitors.

>>9730430
ha ha ha, good one.

>>9729926
The reason one gets called an incel is because they are acting like an incel.

Automatically assuming you are only being "attacked" because your opponent must be a self-important or whiny bitch, rather than analyzing the way your words and behavior might have been perceived, is a bit incel-ish. I'm sorry.

>>9730433
The reason one gets called a self-important whiny bitch is because they are acting like a self-important whiny bitch.

Automatically assuming you are only being "attacked" because your opponent must be an incel, rather than analyzing the way your words and behavior might have been perceived, is a bit self-importantish and whiny. I'm sorry.

>>9730432
What's the problem?

>>9729809
Net worth?
You realize how much people pay into their hobbies when it comes to transportation, food, the costume, wigs, the convention ticket itself, merchandise, and the hotel? 3,000 isn't that much.

You should likely look for girls who can't afford expensive hobbies.

>>9730437
Nothing, you enjoy your female beta orbiters and I'll enjoy my 600k a year job and two victorian era mansions full of cute maids.
Nothing is wrong, friend.

>>9730439
You're super silly to think the average girl at a convention has any decent amount of money.

>>9729482
Yes, but they've generally been about boyfriend problems, financial problems, costume issues, dressing up, and weight issues.

Someone just decided they wanted to shit it up. Then more people started shitting it up. Now there's just a bunch of people shitting up the threads with each other.

>>9730440
Can I be one of your cute maids?

>>9730442
We know you love it.

>>9730444
Maybe. Are you degenerate?

>>9730440
What do u do?

>>9730440
I'd much rather have 600k than have beta orbiters, omega-kun.

>>9730449
Sucks to be you then.
>>9730448
Professional rusing.

>>9730445
I could be. But only for you, Anon-kun!
>Waah, Anon-kun wants me to be his cute maid, life is happiness~

>>9730458
If you stay with me, you won't become a degenerate, you'll become a proper woman, I'll teach you the path.

>>9730467
>>9730445
Stop.

>>9730484
If you rearrange "stop", it becomes "post".
Mind blown.

>>9730402
pls advise
I think I need to have a difficult conversation with my mother about how she inadvertently stunted me sexually. How should I proceed?

>>9730486
I need more information to give appropiate advice. How do you think she might have stunted you sexually?

>>9730467
But Anon-kun, I already am a woman! I have breasts and everything! I know you can't see them bc IW is very flattening, but I promise they're there!

>>9730504
But you are not a proper woman, you are tainted. I can cleanse your impurity though.

>>9730491
I don't think she ever liked men all that much, which led me to believe women hated men, sex, and me. Also, she thought it was a good idea to expose me to some of the feminist article abut cat calling, "the male gaze", and all that, which reinforced my thinking. As a result, I have hangups about expressing myself sexually, spent most of my teen years ignoring girls partly due to resentment, and still struggle to believe any woman could like anything about me, despite evidence to the contrary. It's worth noting that I do love her very much and at the beginning of high school I stopped living with my father

>>9730400
You get your kicks "trolling" women on a Italiano pasta board for cute dresses. You're hard right now and you don't think you're a degenerate?

>>9730513
Waah! Anon-kun... Are you... Masturbating?

>>9730523
Well, I don't know your mother, to err on the side of caution, I'm going to think she didn't mean ill. I understand how these things can bite you away bit by bit and how much they can scar you.

But you have to understand that there is no use in overthinking it, you have to rationalize how these things have conditioned your behavior until now and then, work on fixing them. First of all, rid yourself of all that feminist bullshit, learn how to express your masculinity and natural proclivities as a man. Self-improvement leads to a confidence boost, and that's what you need. Your self-esteem is probably very low as of now. Apart from dealing with the psychological aspects of that I told you, you should also fix your diet to ensure proper testosterone levels, that will help with your depression on a physical level.

Ask yourself why do you really want to have that difficult conversation. Is it out of spite? To make her feel guilty? I don't think you need to have that conversation, anon. She might have not known better. Most people don't take enough time to really know themselves and achieve a healthy degree of introspection.

My advice is, move on, strive to improve. The past is done, the future is yours.

>>9730524
>You're hard right now
>>9730526
>Waah! Anon-kun... Are you... Masturbating?
I-it's just a way to cleanse your degeneration, b-bend over, this is a r-ritual.

>>9730535
I know she meant the best, but completely misunderstood what a growing boy really needs. Thankfully, I had positive male role models in my life, most notably a rugby playing, 500lb squatting father whom I lived with for the first 14 years of my life, so I am very comfortable with my masculinity. Androgen levels are healthy, possibly above average, by visible metrics. I have just never felt comfortable with the sexual aspect of my being and have suppressed it to an extent, which has fostered general feelings of inadequacy from what I can tell. After some soul searching as to why, I came to the conclusion it was related to how I was raised. I would obviously like to do something about it and the best idea I came up with was to try to talk it out with the person who was a witness to my formative years

>>9730553
But what do you expect she's going to tell you? Have you considered that might be oblivious to the whole thing? She unironically showed you femishit propaganda, I highly doubt she's aware of what damage she might have done. I don't think you will gain much with that conversation, that's my opinion. It is going to be awkward for both parties. The solution is within you, not within any other.

>>9730553
Anyway I'm going to sleep now, good luck.

>>9730524
*cums in your face*
>>9730526
*cums in your face*

You are now both cleansed, this cleanse will last 12 hours, for further cleansing, just contact me and I'll apply my spell to you again.

>>9730556
I think it would be help to simply talk to to someone about it

>>9730556
>>9730561
Coincidentally the song that started playing when I turned on my car was Stone Free

>>9729319
I have nothing to gain from talking you out of it

>>9729305
Is this supposed to be indicative of all men? Because I don't think most guys are into girls with abs.

>>9729618
I can't look at flipped pictures of myself. It's like looking at a nightmare.

>>9729683
Not disagreeing with you but it's not forced. If someone agrees to do it then it's their choice.

>>9730126
>I'm too old to do this kind of thing
>I'm 21

>>9730176
>That's not a solution because we want kids. If we didn't, believe me no man would ever see you as anything more than a brainless fuck hole, because that's all western women present themselves as.
Just a dude passing through /cgl/ because I like lolita shit. I always get worried seeing stuff like this because I see how bad I could be if I just thought a little bit differently. I'm lonely enough to think these kinds of things and fall into the hating women thought process but I'm not retarded and I know that's stupid and nonsensical. Not trying to get points or anything just expressing a thought.

>>9729450
108s are my absolute favorite of all MBs but in my humble, not at all ouji/lolita opinion, a 111/112 or a Ponton would be much more suitable to the aesthetic.

mods, just delete this thread

>>9731003
No mods or kings here

>>9730147
God I wish that were me

>tfw wanting to cosplay and meet people irl with the same interests but going to cons to meet new people alone is too creepy.

>>9731589
There's literally nothing creepy about that. Some friends split up at cons so it doesn't even matter.

>>9731612
Yeah but what do I do? Just go to a group of friends and say hi or shit like that? I have no problems being social, but that's an entirely different thing.

>>9731614
See someone you like cosplaying and ask if you can take a picture. Show them the picture and strike up conversation.

>>9731633
Well I will try my best. Thanks.

>>9729772
>>9729450
tfw no lolita gf to take about in my century

>>9729527
Best thing to do if you want marriage is to not put out. Another good thing is to keep in mind the religous aspects of why we get married. A man who is not religious and gets sex regurally has no need for marriage. This is why people don't get married thses days its that simple, but for some reason its the great mystery of our time.

>>9729772
How much weeb cred for a 1980s sr5?

>>9729319
1. You'll make good money now, but that easy money won't last.
2. As with the vast majority of lottery winners you'll end up poorer after since money that is gained without much effort is spent with even less of it.
3.Then eventually when you're older, there's 98% chance you'll start wanting a baby more than anything in your life.
4. Then even though some guys will date you, none will ever marry you if they find you've ever done sex work.
5. You'll be barren, poor, and alone without even your current ephemeral looks to fall back on.
6. God made you beautiful, funny, talented, kind, and smart so a single good man would dedicate his whole life to you. Not so unsightly strangers would jack off to you, and then hopefully throw a couple nickels at you after.
7. Plus most chicks will hate you for it if that's something you even care about. That special sort of chick hate where they're pleasant to your face, but cunts behind your back.

tldr; don't sell yourself short.

>>9733787
Aye, men used to marry for sex when women more chaste. Now it's really only for the sake of children only.

>>9733787
>Best thing to do if you want marriage is to not put out.
Terrible idea. Marrying someone without knowing what the sex is like is fucking awful.

>>9729527
>mainly because I don't want to see the whites die out