/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Spent $80 on Christmas presents at a book shop
>Queued for half an hour because of the Christmas crowd.
>Realises book shop has GLB
>Requeues to buy GLB
>Another $80 gone

I am broke and tired.

Give me my fucking cake gf already.

I've been cosplaying for 9 years and haven't once made any close friends solely from the hobby. Is this normal? Is it weird? I keep thinking there must be something wrong with me if I don't have anything to show for this.

>>9728307
Look at that smug bitch
She knows what she's doing

>>9728418
Same, anon. I've been in the fashion for 11 years now and I have no friends in the new "generation" of my comm. Yeah, I've my old friends but they all live so far away or have quitted some time ago. It's so sad and this is the main reason why I refused to go to meets in the last year. I feel like no one wants me there anyway so... why bother?

>>9728442
*lolita fashion ops

>sewing machine needle breaks, have no backups so I have to go out to buy new needles before I can do anything else
>get food poisoning so bad I can't even sit upright for a few days
>still somehow manage to drag myself over to first interview with jobcoach
>talk about six month gap in resume resulting from PTSD-inducing burnout, which in turn was partially caused by undiagnosed Asperger’s
>"Yeah that gap makes you look like a total loser and will put off 100% of employers. Have you tried like, just getting over that PTSD nonsense and not being autistic? Btw this advice costs €90/hour :-)"
>drag myself home just in time to receive package with ridiculous customs fee
>feel a little better physically, put new needles in machine so I can at least finish this project and this week isn't a total shitshow
>needle breaks AGAIN

I give up
I'm going to hibernate, wake me up when it's spring 2018 thanks

>>9728490
>not filling in the 6month gap with volunteer work or some shitty side job
Desu everyone lies on their resume.

>tfw NEET
>savings running out
>can't afford burando anymore
>have only stuff I bought back in hs
>too anxious to get a big girl job
>but can cook and clean well
Is it true that I can make an ad somewhere and become a housewife for some guy? Or was that guy in the last thread lying?

>>9728512
Do you fug well tho?

>>9728512
>trusting advice from an incel
if you want money from a man, sign up for a sugar daddy, not to be a housewife. most of the people who search or post ads looking for a housewife on craigslist etc. just want personal sex slaves, won't give you burando bux because their payment is rent and food since they're poor and live in a beat up house, are likely mentally disabled or abusive, and treat women like dogs. honestly though, there are tons of job options for people with anxiety. I know mental disabilities can be a setback, but people act like it's impossible jfc.

>>9728512
I'm taking gf applications.
Requirements:
>18+ years exp as a biological female
>not fat or horribly disfigured
>must enjoy cute clothes

uzkt@szerz.com

>>9728523
but what do I get out of it?

>>9728512
His is a nightmare reality fueled by memes, but he's kinda right.
It's not that simple tho, you can't just walk up to a guy and say "hey I'm gonna live in your apartment from now on, I'll cook and clean and in return I wanna go out on the weekends and I want you to buy me these weird expensive dresses"
You have to ease into it, ie stablish a multi-year relationship first. Sex will also always be a part of the equation, if you don't pull your weight he'll start to resent you, you'll have to deal with his family and friends, also his hobbies.
He could also turn out to be so wimpy and repulsive that you'll hate yourself for putting up with him, or so tyrannical and controlling that you'll have to kiss burando goodbye along with social media and leaving the house.

That being said it is still entirely possible to be a happy housewife in this and age. Best of luck.

>>9728552
What do you want out of it?
gf benefits include burando, 401k, health, dental, and a vsp.

I'm taking bf applications.
Requirements:
>18+ years exp as a biological male
>not fat or horribly disfigured or poor
>must enjoy buying me cute clothes

>>9728523
>biological female
Does "technically intersex but looks female" count?

>>9728565
You’re better off manipulating a neckbeard if you want some weeab to buy you burando.

>>9728418
Took me 6 years to find someone, and I got her into lolita too, so its perfect.
Its just luck, really.

>>9728565
only if you buy me cute clothes too

>>9728523
i wonder how many thirsty gulls are actually going to email this guy

>>9728523
You should expand the age limit to include 16-17 year olds, there are some gems on that age bracket

I'm taking gf applications.
Requirements:
>18+ years exp as a biological female
>no sweet lolita, other styles are fine
>is fine with me taking her on cute dates, drinking expensive whiskies and shitposting on /cgl/ together

gyarorama@pokemail.net

I'm taking bf applications.
Requirements:
>18+ years exp as a biological male
>must wear jfash with me
>be ok with sweet lolita

huljopln@grr.la

>>9728490
>Have you tried like, just getting over that PTSD nonsense and not being autistic

I hate it when people think mental illness is something easy to fix, like with pills or whatever. I once when to a school councelor to see what I could do jobwise after graduating, all I got was get a paper from the doctor and take medicine 'to take off the raw edges'.

also, did you use the correct needle thickness for your fabric? or see if it's touching anything in the machine that it shouldn't. maybe it isn't alligned properly

I'm sick of being the scapegoat. I made sure I was accountable for the mistakes I've done and made sure to apologize but they won't move on.

I'm so fucking paranoid about going to ALA because of running into potential people who have bad blood with me. I've tried my best to make amends but they won't accept an apology. I don't want to have to appear to looking like a victim complex who cries wolf constantly.

They did their revenge- they posted revenge porn of me, cyberstalk me and my social media accounts, harass my friends, spread rumors and lies about me and defame my name and ruined my reputation. What do they want from me...? I'm trying so hard to live a private life and I can't even bother to pursue my hobby of streaming or posting art on my Facebook art page without expecting raids from them.

I just want to be left alone. I can't stop crying and my boyfriend is deathly worried about me. My anxiety is through the roof and has been for the last few months. I just hate having to do a pity sob story but I can't even enjoy cosplay / going to conventions/ pursue my weeb hobbies anymore without feeling watched...

I just want to be left alone...

>>9728629
maybe don't be a bitch and slut and give people reasons to get revenge and post your porn. i doubt people will actually confront you in person though, will probably just laugh about you behind your back don't worry.

>>9728629
What did you do?

>>9728636
Told a girl's boyfriend about how she was chronically cheating on him with online men making fake facebook accounts.

I know I should have kept it to my own business but I felt like he needed to know. I also burn bridges with people when they get angry with me and confront me about things I'm not responsible for- I have a bad tendency of being a doormat.

>>9728637
The real question is, how did she get your sex tape?

>>9728639
She didn't. By revenge porn, I meant nudes. They were spread around like candy by a guy who wanted revenge because I ultimately didn't want to be his girlfriend. I acknowledge it was my mistake for trusting him with my nudes.

You can easily be a "stay at home" wife in the modern world.

You just need to find yourself a traditional man that still has the mentality that he needs to be the earner and his "role" is to provide for his family. You can live in a family like that happily as long as everyone as their "role."

Liberal millenial kids won't do that. they'll start to resent you very quickly and make you pull your weight in terms of work, salary, savings contributions, etc...etc...

When everything is "equal" and there are no Gender Roles, you will start to need to earn your keep beyond just the "stay at home" stuff....

>>9728637
Then how does the revenge porn come in to play? Idk how what you did adds up to what you posted

>>9728642
b8

>>9728642
>You just need to find yourself a traditional man that still has the mentality that he needs to be the earner and his "role" is to provide for his family. You can live in a family like that happily as long as everyone as their "role."

This.

But good luck finding some millenal kid who still wants to be a "provider."

In a world without "gender" roles, girls will need to carry our own weight.

>>9728643
Because I thought nude pictures constituted as revenge porn? She didn't post them, but basically the guy got in assocation with her when he found her we weren't friends and basically tag-tamed in making sure everybody got them.

>>9728642
>You just need to find yourself a traditional man that still has the mentality that he needs to be the earner and his "role" is to provide for his family

lol

You're not going to find these boys in California.

>>9728646
*tag-teamed

>>9728642
>>9728645
>women are upset they have equality now

>>9728647
But that's me and I'm in Cali.
>>9728523

>>9728642
The problem is, girls aren't very good at cooking and staying silent and obedient anymore. Even if you want to be a provider, it's hard to find a real housewife. A real woman who wants to cook and clean and rub your feet when you get home from work. Now these "housewife" girls just want you to do everything while she sits and does nothing.

>>9728642

This shit is ass backwards. It's nearly 2018. If modern women want a free ride, they need to fucking earn it.

>>9728652
>Even if you want to be a provider, it's hard to find a real housewife. A real woman who wants to cook and clean and rub your feet when you get home from work. Now these "housewife" girls just want you to do everything while she sits and does nothing.

And this is why most modern men make their women "work."

Tired of the "free ride" mentality.

I'm sure feminists would agree.

>>9728649
>>women are upset that feminists have made their lives 1000% harder

FYP

>>9728645
Practically every guy I've met who's not a hipster soyboy wants to be a provider. It's in our biology. There's nothing stopping anyone from moving out of the city and creating a "traditional" family in current year. It just requires a lot of hard work from the man and a lot of humility from the woman.

>>9728655
I always find it amusing when a woman doesn't identify as a feminist among a group of women and they all attempt to cannibalize her for it

>>9728656
>It just requires a lot of hard work from the man and a lot of humility from the woman

Good luck with that nowadays...

I'm taking bf applications too.
Requirements:
>exist

itt

>>9728682
Pretty much.

>>9728629
>actually letting someone have porn of you they might later post
W E W
E
W

>>9728339
I just want to say that I've read all of your posts, and yeah, you're right. I've realized it already before reading what you wrote. It's been a slow awakening. The thing is that it has really broken me. Before this I always hoped and thought females could really be in love, and love you for who you were no matter how much money you had. I thought it was like in anime or romance stories/movies, honestly. Then this bubble was slowly torn apart by facts, statistics, logic, psychology and reason. This has really fucked me up, it warped my whole sense of direction. I hate materialistic people and people whose only sense of self-improvement is finding a new place to slave himself away for a few more coins, and then, suddenly, females are literally this. What the fuck should I do now? Why did the movies, the books and anime lie? Why couldn't this have been known since you were a kid? Why did nobody told me before? This is absolutely saddening and maddening. And the last nail in the coffin too, now, there's probably a 99% chance I end up alone, whether by choice or by inability because I hate golddiggers with a passion, and that's what women are on the inside..

>>9728521
A lot of those guys travel to South America or asia for that now.

>>9728637
>Told a girl's boyfriend about how she was chronically cheating on him with online men making fake facebook accounts.
You're doing god's work.

>>9728642
>not just living in the forest, in a cabin with your cute traditional wife and living off the land with no ties to modern degeneracy

>>9728656
>a lot of humility from the woman.
>he says this, in /cgl/
>a board in which women will literally prostitute themselves for pieces of cloth

I wish I didn't have a sexuality

>>9728693
>Why did the movies, the books and anime lie?

>>9728657
If you don't think this is a /r9k/ thread by now you need to pay more attention.

>>9728707
FUCK YOU, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

>>9728693
You should fuck a guy instead.

>>9728722
I'm not gay.

>>9728693

>Came here to post actual lolita feels
>Scrolled down thread
>nope.jpg

>>9728713
We should have been nicer to /fit/, they could keep these creeps away

>>9728729
>implying /fit/ wasn't shitting up the last thread

>>9728731
Those were robots impersonating fitbros, false flag is what I think they call it

So is a mod gonna come in here and fix this shit or do they just delete the fursuit threads now?

>>9728642
"ok" "cool"

>>9728693
Time to read Schopenhauer.

"One need only look at a woman’s shape to discover that she is not intended for either too much mental or too much physical work. She pays the debt of life not by what she does but by what she suffers—by the pains of child-bearing, care for the child, and by subjection to man, to whom she should be a patient and cheerful companion. The greatest sorrows and joys or great exhibition of strength are not assigned to her; her life should flow more quietly, more gently, and less obtrusively than man’s, without her being essentially happier or unhappier.

Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place."

People realized this ages ago, you're not alone.

>>9728652
get your ugly sweaty hobbit feet away from me.

>>9728670
Not sure how the women are doing, but I'm busting my ass 10 hours/day building a business that can sustain my dream life:
>decent sized house in a small town
>at least 1/2 acre of land for garden and workshop space
>not far from big city so we can go to cons and concerts
>educated qt wife
>full workshop of machining and 3D printing equipment
>business on semi-autopilot so I only have to work 4-5 hours per day
>wife works part time as well if she wants
>garden on permaculture mode for minimal work and maximum organic food
>wife and I take turns homeschooling to save kids from common core retardation and sjw brainwashing
>good offline community (already have that thankfully)
>teach sons how to do construction, car repair, etc (stuff I learned from my dad)
Luckily I go to a pretty big traditional church, so there are a lot of girls who want a similar life. Feeling pretty lucky desu. Now I just need to find one who's also as much of a nerd as I am.

>>9728747
Schopenhauer on:
>muh gotta stay young
>muh antiaging lotions
>muh lolita dresses

"With girls, Nature has had in view what is called in a dramatic sense a “striking effect,” for she endows them for a few years with a richness of beauty and a, fulness of charm at the expense of the rest of their lives; so that they may during these years ensnare the fantasy of a man to such a degree as to make him rush into taking the honourable care of them, in some kind of form, for a lifetime—a step which would not seem sufficiently justified if he only considered the matter. Accordingly, Nature has furnished woman, as she has the rest of her creatures, with the weapons and implements necessary for the protection of her existence and for just the length of time that they will be of service to her; so that Nature has proceeded here with her usual economy. Just as the female ant after coition loses her wings, which then become superfluous, nay, dangerous for breeding purposes, so for the most part does a woman lose her beauty after giving birth to one or two children; and probably for the same reasons.

Then again we find that young girls in their hearts regard their domestic or other affairs as secondary things, if not as a mere jest. Love, conquests, and all that these include, such as dressing, dancing, and so on, they give their serious attention."

>>9728749
>tradcon nerd female
Yeah, good fucking luck.

>tfw trying to work out so I can possibly cosplay some of the more muscular characters
>stomach issues make it so I can't eat enough calories to build much muscle
>have become more toned but haven't put on much muscle
Pretty sure I'm always gonna be a skinny little fucker

>>9728749
And how long do you reckon that'll take you?

mfw y'all posting bf/gf requests when you're all greasy weebs

While you are all squeezing out kids and working yourself to the bone to support your large ~trad~ families, I'm going to be rolling in brand that I pay for and my fiance is going to be paying for his own hobbies.
And fuck having kids, I don't want gremlins running around and getting greasy fingerprints all over my house.

Also if you think anyone in the discussion above is someone you'd actually be attracted to, you're deluding yourselves. I'd wager that you're all gross, if not outwardly, then inside as well.

>>9728768
yeah but isn't it better when they post their requests here, so they can just find other greasy weebs to date?

>>9728749
I don't know if this would be doable being close to a city and in a small town. Degeneration always finds a way.

Have you considered a somewhat isolated house in the countryside? Also, no internet at all. That is if you want to avoid SJW or similar mind poison.

Tips:
>If you have sons, check their T levels, ensure proper feed, no xenoestrogens of any kind, get them into manly hobbies, hunting, fishing, DIYing.
>If you have daughters, spend a lot of time with them (with your sons too of course), you have to basically do the opposite the fathers of mrs. daddy-issues-whore did.
This is doable if your business is set to basically work itself out. More working hours = Less times pent with your family = whore daughters and effeminate sons.

>>9728768
>while you're reproducing I'll be committing genetic suicide
>being okay with this
Good thing you're not reproducing.

>>9728773
That's how lolcows are born. You're right, I'd rather sit back and wait for something beautifully horrific to happen.

>>9728768
>y'all
>hehe look im a clothwhore le havin kids is le gross lmao XDD
>le projecting my greasyness grossness on others by repeating those words again and again

Jesus christ, just kill yourself you worthless infertile fuck.

>>9728782
>caring about genetics over wanting kids to love and nurture them
looks like you're going to be a GREAT parent, anon-kun~!

>>9728768
>deriding others for being greasy weebs when you're spending your life working to pay for overpriced nip dresses

>>9728774
Nayrt, but I would be careful with spending lots of time with your daughters. My dad spent a ton of time with my older sister and she turned into a ""tomboy"" who doesn't even own dresses or makeup, works in IT and goes ""hiking"" (probably doing drugs in the woods) every other weekend. She got all his hobbies and personality because she spent so much time with him.

>>9728789
I'm that anon
>My dad spent a ton of time with my older sister and she turned into a ""tomboy"" who doesn't even own dresses or makeup, works in IT and goes ""hiking"" (probably doing drugs in the woods) every other weekend. She got all his hobbies and personality because she spent so much time with him.
Perfect, this is exactly what I want if I have a daughter, it's the price to pay if I want her to not become a whore.
>no dresses
>no makeup
hnnnnnnnnnnnng

I'm going to be fucking glued to my daughter so she'll become the opposite of a modern "woman".

>>9728788
so are you one of the ones going 'LOOKING FOR A CGL GF!!!! MUST BE CUTE EHEHEHE~'
Sorry no one replied to your advert </3

>>9728785
I think I struck a nerve with you didn't I? Here's some advice: take a shower. It's not healthy to be covered in cheeto dust all the time.

>>9728796
I didn't post an advert, you just sound like an extremely vapid and hypocritical moron

>>9728796
>literally outing herself from humanity's gene pool
>thinking she can offend others

>>9728795
If you like masculine women who don't take care of themselves, I don't even know why you're trying to be trad.

>>9728512
I don't feel bad for NEETs unless they have SEVERE disabilities. I got a job despite crippling anxiety, so can you.

Besides, any man who wants such an exchange will throw you out once you're not cute anymore. That's just a fact.

>>9728799
You should too, anon. It'd make your life a lot easier since it'd eliminate your every day struggle of finding someone who's retarded enough to actually pass on your deformed genetics.

>>9728798
cool, thanks, nice insult, literally nothing I said was hypocritical though, I just think you're probably an ugly loser and you chose to get mad at that.

>>9728786
>implying I'm not planning on being the best fucking parent there ever is
>implying I'm not willing to sacrifice my sanity for my kids
>implying implicated implications

>>9728802
I'm not that anon, I'm >>9728774
I didn't make that clear enough apparently, sorry.

>If you like masculine women who don't take care of themselves
The price to pay to avoid my daughter taking thousands of cock and becoming damaged goods because of daddy issues and other clusterfucks of mentall illnesses.

>tfw I actually DID find a girl on /cgl/
>in my area too
>she has a bf
'tis life

Why do all of you let yourselves get baited so fucking easily? Is everyone here so fucking starved for (You)s that you're willing to derail a thread for 70 posts and counting just to argue about /r9k/ shit?

>>9728806
>so mentally damaged and deranged she willingly outs herself from the gene pool
>calling others retarded and deformed

I'm sorry, what? You're literally natural selection at work, and looks like your mental illness isn't favored for reproduction. You're the female version of a manchild.

>>9728806
>uses 'weeb' as an insult while simultaneously bragging about dedicating her life to importing Japanese dresses on an anonymous Vietnamese embroidery imageboard
What would me being ugly have to do with you coming across as a complete retard?

>>9728749
Be careful with the homeschooling thing. My mom did that, and it fucked up my educational opportunities COMPLETELY. It's fine as long as the kids have opportunities to socialize and the parents actually know what it is that they are teaching.

>>9728811
It's so easy to bait cgl and they fall for it every single time. It doesn't matter who does it, whether it's a crossboarder or a gull, it's every. damn. time.
It'd be funny if it wasnt pathetic.

>>9728806
Who hurt you?

>>9728565
I guess I am the wrong one then

>>9728811
Apparently so. This thread is fucking ridiculous and should be nuked from orbit.

>>9728811
>>9728817
>muh r9k, pol, fit, whatever i come up with scary boogeymen
>thinking it makes a difference whether something is bait or not
Did you came here through a tumblr link?

mods pls

"The nobler and more perfect a thing is, the later and slower is it in reaching maturity. Man reaches the maturity of his reasoning and mental faculties scarcely before he is eight-and-twenty; woman when she is eighteen; but hers is reason of very narrow limitations. This is why women remain children all their lives, for they always see only what is near at hand, cling to the present, take the appearance of a thing for reality, and prefer trifling matters to the most important. It is by virtue of man’s reasoning powers that he does not live in the present only, like the brute, but observes and ponders over the past and future; and from this spring discretion, care, and that anxiety which we so frequently notice in people. The advantages, as well as the disadvantages, that this entails, make woman, in consequence of her weaker reasoning powers, less of a partaker in them. Moreover, she is intellectually short-sighted, for although her intuitive understanding quickly perceives what is near to her, on the other hand her circle of vision is limited and does not embrace anything that is remote; hence everything that is absent or past, or in the future, affects women in a less degree than men. This is why they have greater inclination for extravagance, which sometimes borders on madness. Women in their hearts think that men are intended to earn money so that they may spend it, if possible during their husband’s lifetime, but at any rate after his death."
-Artur Schopenhauer

Read specially the last line. "Women in their hearts think that men are intended to earn money so that they may spend it, if possible during their husband’s lifetime, but at any rate after his death."

Why was he so right?

>big sister's been in the hospital for a week dealing with a pregnancy that failed to form
>visited her a couple times, brought her tasty nutricious snacks, had a heart-to-heart
>eagerly waiting for her to be home for christmas
>they found her passed out on the floor this morning, it might be internal bleeding, surgery is needed
I even volunteered to take her cat off her hands so she wouldn't fear toxo and babysit the kid on the weekends.

I know it isn't /cgl/, I just wanted to get it off my chest.

>>9728642
>>9728645
I guess I am one of that traditional man
problem is, I am not earning that much money now (and won't be in the near future)

>>9728652
cooking wouldn't be that much of a problem either

>>9728831
I'm sorry, anon.

>>9728831
Oh, fuck. That's concerning. I hope she'll be ok. Best wishes, anon.
>Also this thread is barely /cgl/ at all anyway

>>9728763
Going to wait to buy the house until the market dips, probably in 2019. California is crazy right now

>>9728774
Yeah, I'm 200% woke on the chemical issue; I used to work for a water resources agency and know how bad it is. Birth control in the drinking water especially. No one even knows what chronic effects it will have in 20 years.

>no Internet
Definitely keeping Internet because I need it for business. I've seen this lifestyle in action in a few families, so I know it's possible to keep kids mentally healthy without resorting to off-grid survivalist mode. Being involved with them and doing stuff together for several hours a day is key.

>>9728831
that's sad

>>9728831
I hope things turn out all right for your sister. No time of year is a good time for a crisis but it's especially shitty this time of year.

I want to be a jet pilot so I can die in a literal blaze of glory so my death can compensate for my failures in life like the heroes of my favorite stories

>>9728846
>No one even knows what chronic effects it will have in 20 years.
Seeing pic related, you can pretty much take a guess.

If the chemical jew didn't exist, feminism and sjws wouldn't ever have gotten this bad.

>>9728846
Why do you think the market's going to dip in 2019?

>>9728852
Yeah, it definitely doesn't look good but there's pretty good filtration technology that should get rid of it. That's one of the reasons I want to move to a mountain town - the water pollution there is usually fecal bacteria from farms and metals/acid from mines. Way easier to treat water for those things than for synthetic hormones.

>>9728814
>be careful with homeschooling
Noted. I've seen it done successfully and it usually involved plugging the kids into extended family and community events. Luckily my extended family is 100+ people in this city (because slav) and I'll probably buy a house that's around 1.5 hours drive away from here. Gotta stay close to the tribe

>>9728865
So what country are you in?

>>9728838
>>9728840
>>9728847
>>9728848
Thanks gulls, means a lot

>>9728861
It's a bunch of things that are probably better suited for /biz/ or /pol/. Should hit CA harder because
>high state income tax no longer a write off for federal taxes
>inflated housing market
>suppressed wages due to lots of illegal Mexican workers
>people moving out of state to greener pastures
>possible effort by the financial sector to cause a dip and make Trump lose in 2020
I'm planning to stay unless there's a massive slavic exodus out of this state. Don't really want to leave comfy right wing slav community and great weather.

>>9728868
California, USA.

>>9728881
>illegal Mexican workers
>comfy right wing slav community
>squinting_eyes.jpg

>>9728881
Didn't realize there were a lot of Slavs in Cali. What kind of Slav are you tho?

>>9728881

Man I just really love lolita

>>9728900
>>>/tumblr/

>>9728565
Are you a ita? Becuase I'm not going to go out with a ita.

>>9728903
Ignoring the "Man I just really love lolita" anon is a time honored and beloved cgl tradition, how very dare you

Same anon from the last thread who had the friend who's boyfriend was coming along and was an asshole.

Update: I tried talking to her and it fell through.

>tell her politely and explain reasons why
>she keeps sending me shrugging emojis and avoiding any questions I ask
>she says "I'm not on anyone's side"
>"Anon I know you hate him but I love him"
>I give up and she left me on seen anyway

Would it be best to kick them both out the room completely?

>>9728925
If they're so lovey dovey they should want their own room anyways. If he's going to be a problem and she's playing duck then let them get their own room for the distance. She's obviously taken his side over her entire circle of friends.

>>9728919
This board is going to be a monolithic lolita culture no longer, embrace diversity and cultural enrichment from reddit and r9k, bigot.

>>9728925
Talk it over with the group and if they all agree that both should be kicked out you're good to go. Even if they won't stand up with you publicly it's still good to go through all of the motions.

And personally yes I would do whatever I needed to do to stop asswipes from ruining my con experience. I'm past that point where I try to accommodate everybody, too much effort for what ends up being negative returns.

Finally got a walking foot because the fabric called for it.

Holy shit is it the best shit ever. Is there literally ANY downside to not sewing with it? It makes sewing so much easier it's not even funny. It will probably become my standard foot for normal sewing.

>>9728937
Nice! What are you sewing, anon?

>>9728930
>getting male perspectives is a bad thing

>>9728940
Yes it is.

>>9728940
lesbian board

>>9728940
This place is basically aristasia, what are males?

>>9728940
anime website

>>9728943
Lately I've been thinking a lot about having a lolita gf, even though I'm a straight girl...
I keep having dreams about having a gf and dressing up cute/going on romantic dates/cuddling and napping together/doing domestic stuff
I'm not sexually attracted to women at all and am actually scared/super awkward around other girls, so these dreams are quite stressful

>>9728953
>even though I'm a straight girl

>>9728954
I-I've been confused too, but like I said I just feel no sexual attraction towards women, I don't even like the thought of kissing another girl ;_;
maybe I'm just seeking a really close female friend? I can't really tell...

>>9728953
Perhaps you have a romantic attraction to other lolitas as opposed to a sexual one?

>>9728939
Making Kokichi Ouma's jacket at the moment, I found this odd material that's heavy cotton on one side and rubber/leather/painted canvas on the other. The cotton is on the outside, so the rubber was the one being sewn. My normal foot didn't have a great time feeding the material, so I got the walking foot.

It's going pretty well, also my first self-drafted piece so it's a great learning (and cursing) experience.

>>9728953
You can do all that stuff with a girl friend. If you're not sexually attracted to women don't lead one that is on.

>>9728925
>"I'm not on anyone's side"
Isn’t she the entire reason he’s coming along? It simply isn’t possible for her to stay on the sidelines here; if it wasn’t for her relationship with him you wouldn’t even be having this problem.
In general I have sympathy for people in relationships with douchebags because more likely than not it’s an abusive relationship, but dang this girl sounds like a total doormat. If she stays in a relationship with him she’s going to run into a lot more situations like this where she won’t be able to avoid taking sides.

>rough hands from working out doubled with dry skin
>pinning white material
>accidentally stab my hand and smear a bit of the blood onto the material
>don't realize I stabbed myself until I saw the blood and traced it back

thank god it was on the seam allowance

>>9728958
>>9728956
I would never want to lead on another girl, like I said I'm too much of a sperg around them to even have any female friends
I didn't know if that kind of behavior was ok with just a platonic girl friend, so it's relieving to know that it is!

>>9728961
The threshold is different for everyone. Going out for ice cream is pretty benign. Feeding ice cream to your friend romantically might not be. Sleeping in the same bed might be fine. Rough riding her in bed might not be. Be cautious how you approach things and try to develop some common sense on what to do and not to do.

>>9728953
Here's a picture to affirm your heterosexuality

>>9728967
I think I just got a little more lesbian.

>>9728946
>implying this board isn't roughly 20% /r9fit/

>>9728981
>20%
Oh sweet summer girl.

>>9728760
Plenty of people find skinny and toned an attractive body type, anon.

>>9728985
That won't help him with cosplaying more muscular characters though.

>>9728973
You are literally the first person I have ever encountered who does not find him attractive

>>9728789
She sounds hot. Is she single?

>>9728988
Nayrt
>pajeet face
>dark skin
>attractive

>>9728963
alright, thank you so much for the advice anon! I'm pretty shy and introverted so I would never try to get someone to do borderline romantic stuff with me if it didn't develop naturally
it would just generally be nice to have a girl friend to dress up and do stuff together with!

>>9728967
haha thank you anon, but I'm not into muscular guys

>>9728988
>>9728967
He looks like Gaston from Beauty and The Beast. He has the kind of looks men find attractive, but women don't.

>>9728993
>muh ryan gosling

>>9728993
... I find him very attractive.

>go to take a poo after a large meal
>you know it's going to be gargantuan
>feel Poseidon's kiss upon you as it leaves the hangar and hits the surface of the water
>breathe a sigh of relief
>moment of truth, go to wipe
>no debris whatsoever left over
>gently smile, knowing you've overcome all the odds for the best possible outcome

There's no better pleasure in life, gulls

>>9728988
He looks kind of creepy here.

>>9729001
Why are women so fucking disgusting?

>>9729003
Dumb frogposter

>>9729003
>he doesn't know the joys of taking a massive shit without leaving any residue to wipe off
I almost pity you.

>>9728981
That's bullshit. It's the same 5-10 males coming here and shitting up the place.
Stop pretending to be part of our userbase, you never will be because you're not even here for hobbies' sake. You're here to orbit, seek gfs, start arguments and derail threads.

>>9729006
>You're here to orbit, seek gfs
?
>start arguments and derail threads.
That's more like it. Dumb hole.

>>9729006
>T-that's bullshit ;_;
>muh pure fit husbandos wouldn't do that ;_;

>>9728994
>>9728995
You're not very good at this, you know.

>>9729011
Whut? At what?

>>9729011
If you are implying samefag, you should learn what the posting cooldown is.

Friendly reminder that the mods don't condone this.
Hide robot/fitness board/pol users' threads, report their posts and do not respond to those posters.

>>9729017
kiss my penis

>>9728490
I can't help you with your existential problems, but maybe your sewing machine needs a tune-up? Mine sure as shit does, not that I won't be abusing it in the meantime.

>>9729010
We don't tho, we lurk quietly and grab whatever cute pic we can find, it's the robots that come with a chip on their shoulder ready to shit up the board in a misguided attempt to get back at womenfolk, like that one idiot that's always going on about how hard male homeless have it compared to female homeless

>>9729024
This is not the LARP thread, frienda.

>>9729006
>/cgl/ is a female-only, lolita-only board
What fresh autism is this? I'm a guy who comes here occasionally from /biz/ and /o/ because I have an interest in cosplay and mens jfash. The world doesn't revolve around you.

>>9729024

>>9729028
Basically
>if a male posts something I don't like is /r9k/ incel
>if a male posts something I like and/or agree with, it's /fit/
>/cgl/ is a female only board
These are the rules, learn them or get out.

>>9728641
>trusting him with my nudes.
Yet some how all woman automatically trust men with their nudes? Why?

>>9728749
>good offline community
Amish deffo amish

>>9729027
epic

>>9729006
this may shock you, but the people who shit up and shitpost threads to death are not crossboarders or angry men, it's bored women who are from this board and want to kick up some excitement

>>9729051
>>9729049
ebig :-DD

>>9729053
I'm male and I shitpost here.

Bank balance or gtfo

>>9729059
meant for this """"male"""" >>9729056

This board is shit and you're all retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass dress pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any decent man? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than whoring yourself out on a webcam. You're all stupid bitches and should kill yourselves, you useless golddigging pieces of stinky period shit.

>>9729053
It's both. Often falseflagging as the other

>tfw you willnever be as good at coording as this guy
why does he always look perfect idgi

>>9729064
How to get decent man?

>>9729076
Be faithful, femenine, lovable, embrace your gender roles and be on the right circles/communities.

>>9729064
Yeah among looking at pretty dresses I enjoy sucking my bfs big cock and have no shame of neither.

>>9729081
>the right circles/communities
Like what?

>>9729081
Isn't lolita a hyperfeminine embracing of gender roles? Please note, I am not a lolita.

>>9729086
No. Lolita has nothing to do with gender roles, Lolita is just clothes.

>>9729083
For example, the white tribalist/nationalist/primitivist/survivalist/odalist pagan communities.
Men in those are usually
>not soyboys
>not consumerist
>embrace their gender role
>can be relied upon
>fertile
>masculine
>understanding
>intelligent
>have genuine personalities that have not been molded by mainstream media

>inb4 le pol
Nothing to do with this, they are just retards posing. If anything, they are the opposite of this.

>>9729086
>prostituting yourself for dresses
>camming for your sugar daddies
>embracing of gender roles
?

>>9729092
Lifestyle lolitas don't do that. They live like real classical ladies.

>be very pretty Lolita,
>no problem with guys
>bf thread says I shouldn't have a problem
>still can't find fashion goth bf

My petti is ruffled.

>>9728629
Stay low for some time. It stops, the stalkers eventually grow tired of it. Stay close to your bf and close friends.

Do not post, create or give nudes to anyone. This is an advice for everyone in /cgl/, but specially seagulls who understand everything about lolita but nothing about technolo/g/y. Even if you meet someone you trust to not be a dick, you also have to trust your phone OS, you'll have to hope that your phones will never be robbed or hacked, that he won't accidentally sync his entire albums with a public folder (seen this one twice), plus hope Google/Apple never gets their servers hacked (again, in case of Apple).

Don't make nudes. This is an horrible idea by all means.

>>9729099
Are goths even still a thing?

>>9729099
there are several possibilities as to why
1. you live in the middle of nowhere
2. you have a bad personality
3. you're not as pretty as you think

>>9729089
Being reliable, genuine, not consumerist, understanding, and intelligent are the only desirable qualities in that list.

>>9729099
Where do the fashion goths congregate? Go to there.

>>9729105
Sorry but these things go hand in hand with the others.

>>9729101
yeah, goths are still out there. It's just quieter for us now because the mainsteam has stopped trying to get our money, knowing we're all broke due to spending too much on LipService shit from years ago

>>9729089
>pagan
into the trash it goes

>>9729114
>muh jew on a stick
Just replace the crosses on your dresses with a triskel and call it a day.

>>9729115
>he isn't gnostic
>he worships weak faggot gods who were completely supplanted by the Trinity

>>9729118
>weak faggots gods
>literally preaching virtue and death before dishonour
Did you get confused by the jewish cuck that washed other men's feet and kissed his traitor on the cheek (no homo)?

>>9728889
Ukrainian, and there are 100k+ slavs in my city alone.

>>9729044
>amish
Nah, I like my electricity and cars.

>>9729119
>>9729118
Real talk, gentlemen, do you believe these religions to be objectively true, or do you follow them because they're useful for social cohesion? I'm a Christian and wouldn't be doing this if I didn't believe it based on personal experience/archeology/cosmolgy. The social benefits are a nice bonus, tbqhwy

>>9729119
No, I remembered Christianity becoming the state religion of Rome during the end of the classical period and taking over the entirety of Europe during the middle ages, with believers as far afield as the Mongolian steppe
>>9729121
God and the demiurge both are real

>>9729094
>They live like real classical ladies.

>>9729110
Gross.

>>9729121
I'm >>9729089
>>9729115
>>9729119
European paganism is just the only true belief system for Europeans, it is not dogmatic, but symbolic. To simplify, gods are role models every man should strive to get close to, because gods are the embodiment of virtue. Thus you have the god of war, the god of strategy, the god of wisdom, etc.

Myths teach you about friendship, moderation, honor, kinship, etc. One example of this, though not a myth, is Hávamál.
>>9729122
>No, I remembered Christianity becoming the state religion of Rome during the end of the classical period and taking over the entirety of Europe during the middle ages, with believers as far afield as the Mongolian steppe

Yeah, these rats were very submissive to barbarians and convinced them by importing their festivities (christmas whoops), and turning a blind eye on violent behavior, oh, and they also imported the entire pagan european moral code into christianity and then claimed it their own, they basically let them still be pagans under another symbol, and greedy leaders accepted because it meant they'd get to rule over a larger group of people because "lol king by divine right guise, obey or go to hell". Later on they slowly cucked them until the point we are as of today. Today the true face of christianity can be seen, pro-universalism, pro-racemixing, christianity strives to destroy it's host culture and make a giant monoculture of cuckoldry and submission to the church.

But hey, you still have that picture of the pope kissing some random nigger's feet, right? Hold tight onto that.

>God and the demiurge both are real
Better not because jesus was literally racist agains non-jews and called them dogs in the bible, and gods chosen people are jewish, try killing yourself, literal masochist cuckold.

>>9729126
>projecting

>>9729129
Are there pagan role model goddesses too?

>>9729122
If I understand gnostic doctrine correctly, you believe that the creator of the physical universe is evil, or at least ignorant. Is that correct? Because Christianity and gnosticism are not compatible in the least, although a lot of the same names are used. At the very least, the gnostic gospels have a very different doctrine than the christian ones

>>9729128
I mean, if you want a bird that barks and can swim, it's your call.

>>9729126
I'm talking about lifestyles not conthots, roastie.

Sure is cosplay and lolita in here.

>>9729122
>>9729134
Also, whatever proto-gnostic teachings existed during the writing of the new testament were considered fake news by Paul and the early church fathers

>>9729133
To be honest, I haven't looked much into the female side of it but I'm willing to bet there are to be found among goddesses. In fact, women were very important in European paganism, they were in charge of preserving and passing the very religion onto the next generations. This is why many women were tortured and burned by the church, they held the pagan knowledge, to get rid of it, they had to get rid of them.

Check this video, it's worth it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KjClXcrW9U

>>9729005
it's because he's got a hairy ass

>>9729148
I've a hairy ass and I've shitted residue-less shits too.

>>9729129
Actually, the spread of Christianity was due in large part to its reinforcing of the existing Greco-Roman cultural bulwark of the European continent, take for example, Clovis. It also coincided with significant upticks in literacy wherever it landed, such as Ireland.
>Today the true face of christianity can be seen, pro-universalism, pro-racemixing, christianity strives to destroy it's host culture and make a giant monoculture of cuckoldry and submission to the church.
Yeah, whatever, bugman

>>9729134
>>9729138
>>9729138
>>9729140
You all... it only let me report one post, but as a fellow /x/ denizen... can you please move this to /x/? Every feels thread you all get more and more off topic. This is seriously /x/ discussion.

>>9729155
>Actually, the spread of Christianity was due in large part to its reinforcing of the existing Greco-Roman cultural bulwark of the European continent, take for example, Clovis. It also coincided with significant upticks in literacy wherever it landed, such as Ireland.

The literacy meme? Northern pagans had an oral culture, they didn't need "literacy" which is an euphemism for newly recruited monks who were able to read latin.

Reinforcing? Uh, no, actually the opposite, it reluctantly adopted watered down pagan ways to make the transition bearable to pagans, for instance, festivities, the moral code, etc. The whole medieval chivalry was based on germanic honor code.

>Yeah, whatever, bugman
So you deny the actual pope calling for bringing in more refugees, more tolerance, to basically give up European identity and to just blend in with mohammed's horde?

You might be retarded, get checked.

>>9729156
>history belongs to /x/ - paranormal

>>9729157
Yeah, religion belongs in /x/. There's often discussions about Gnosticism, Christianity, and ancient European spirituality there.

History, where ever it belongs, does not belong in the cosplay and j-fashion board. I'm really fucking confused. Why do you think this is appropriate to discuss here? What the fuck? If you have an explanation of why it belongs here, let me know.

>>9729122
>>9729155
"According to St Augustine and others, Jesus had clearly authorised forcible conversions: "Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to come in, that my house may be filled" (Luke 14:23). Whole countries were won over in this way. The Saxons were forcibly converted at sword point. Charlemagne offered them the choice of adopting Christianity or instant death. In a single day, according to Christian Chronicles, 4,500 Saxons chose to die rather than forsake their own religion.

The pattern was similar in Franconia after the death of Clovis in 511. First, Christians were favoured at court. Then non-Christian public worship was prohibited. Soon, even private worship was made illegal, and forcible conversions were enforced from 625 under Dagobert I.

The pattern was similar in England. Pope Gregory the Great initially authorised the destruction of pagan temples, but later reconsidered the benefits of a more practical approach. On reflection he decided that the temples should be siezed and converted into churches. Now only the pagan icons were to be destroyed and replaced by Christian relics. To assure continuity he also authorised the sacrifice of oxen even after the temples had been converted into churches with Christian alters*." cont.

>>9729164
"Christian chroniclers did not always make records of the pagans they executed for refusing to convert, but archaeologists can sometimes reconstruct events. The Execution Cemetry at Sutton Hoo contains the bones of hundreds of Saxons, which is difficult to explain except as one of an unknown number of mass executions of Saxons who refused to convert. There was more chance of a written record when rival Christians were executed. Catholic missionaries like King Ethelfrid killed not only pagans but defenceless Christian monks who belonged to the original Christian Church of the British Isles and so were regarded as rivals. Bede records that some 1,200 unarmed Celtic monks were killed by Ethelfrid's Catholic forces at the Battle of Chester in 616*."

Ah, the wonders of christianity. Convert or die, here. Killing unarmed monks there. Yeah, everyone basically loved it and converted to it freely.

>>9729028
Well that's perfectly fine, but you gotta' admit there's some goddamn bullshit going on lately.
>>9729053
Also, for the person saying they're a female shit posting to stir excitement, did /r9k/ not have enough fembot threads to suit your tastes today?

>tfw these threads are the best of /cgl/

>>9729170
To be honest, I've been visiting less and less, and may stop visiting the feels thread altogether. If people want to have a thread of shit-posting among themselves, they can have it at this point. I'm out until things simmer down. I think a lot of other regulars at this point have stopped posting in the feels as well for the same reason.

I think every thread lately has predominately been shit-posters at this point.

>>9729031
Traditionally, /cgl/ had a crush on /fa/, who was topping /fit/. I guess /cgl/ has finally had enough of /fa/'s ciggy smoke on her burando and switched her crush to /fit/. Sucks to be her, /fit/ is too gay to function.

>>9729157
>oral tradition
Heh.
Also, as far as I know, the only writing system in Northern Europe before the cultural hegemony of the Romans was Irish oggham.
After the political collapse of Western Rome, the church took over as the force preserving the existing culture of places like France from the invading pagans. In fact, Clovis used the church and the Roman legacy to establish himself over his conquered lands.
Every warrior culture has its own code of honor. I'll go ahead and assume the Christian Romans and their Greek heirs had a significant influence on European warrior culture as well. Speaking of the Greeks, correct me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't Justinian, the man who destroyed Grevo-Roman paganism, the single largest influence on Western legal codes? Also, were you to read the Greeks, you would notice many similarities between their wisdom and that of Christ, most noticeably the life of Socrates.
I'm just potshoting you for seeming like an Evola reader.
>>9729165
>Killing unarmed monks
Yoi're gonna have to let he who is without sin cast the first stone there, buddy

>>9729089
>soyboys

>>9729175
/fa/ and /cgl/ are brother and sister. This has been explained a thousand time before. /cgl/ is /fa/'s overly-adoring, slightly bitchy little sister.

>>9729129
Oh god. Who let The Golden One in here? Go back to YouTube, you infantile, roid-raging neanderthal.

I'm just going to post board-tan pictures...

Lolita meme dump it is

They're siblings... However, /fa/ and /fit/ have had a thing on and off though from my understanding.

Some plain /fa/ is fine, I guess.

>>9729186
so cgl is a brocon?

>>9729188
Still more relevant than most of the shit in this thread

>>9729192
They do make one smile...

>>9729199
I like this one

I'm trying to find the one with /fa/ and /cgl/ worshiping their respective fashion idols. Well, /cgl/ more making fun of /fa/ doing so.

>>9729214
Do you have ones for other boards too?

>>9729214
Is /cgl/'s fashion idol Misako or Fanny Rosie?

>tfw no /pol/-/cgl/ winter ball pairing
Need a /pol/ita in my life.

>>9729217
Ah, I could try to find them. I just remember a lot of the /cgl/ and /fa/ ones. Unfortunately some I'm having trouble scrounging up.

There was plenty of art made for the other boards. /x/ was fairly popular and got featured with /pol/ once in a rather well done picture.

>>9729225
I'd rather keep it /cgl/, personally.

Check out the 4chan house shimmie site for other tans. Google it, I'll link it eventually.

>>9729176
>After the political collapse of Western Rome, the church took over as the force preserving the existing culture of places like France from the invading pagans.
Are you mentally damaged? France was pagan itself, the christians and romans were the invaders.
>I'll go ahead and assume the Christian Romans and their Greek heirs had a significant influence on European warrior culture as well.
Not in medieval Europe although still relevant, germanic tribes settled in Italy, France and northern Spain.
>Also, were you to read the Greeks, you would notice many similarities between their wisdom and that of Christ, most noticeably the life of Socrates.
Ah yes, you just reminded me of catholic monks plagiarizing the works of Plato (and Socrates by extension), good shit.

You should seriously consider reading some Nietzsche. Bec-
>Yoi're gonna have to let he who is without sin cast the first stone there, buddy
Oh so you say that as an answer to a foreign cult murdering your own ancestors for not agreeing with the "new" religion. Just that, that jewish quote, and then everything is justified.

It really shows what kind of man you are, It'd be interesting to kill your close family and when you ask why, the murderer would tell you "Yoi're gonna have to let he who is without sin cast the first stone there, buddy". I'd like to see your reaction then.

You're an spiritual and mental cuckold who shrugs off the genocide and mass murder of your own people because some random hooknosed malnourished darkskin cuck who got crucified allowed it through obscure words that became quotes, you're less than shit.

>>9729226
I was. I was answering that, yes, other boards have tans, some drawn more often then others.

>>9729225
>>9729211
>>9729186
>>9729185
>>9729181
I want his haircut.

>>9729222

>>9729234
This one is my personal favorite, forgot to mention that...

Sometimes /fa/ is a douche to his sister.

I think the context was some weird ass relay race.

/cgl and /u is superior

Part 1

>>9729248
Part 2... I may be missing a section.

>>9729250
>>9729248
OK, this is amazing
I just wish there were one more part with both /fa/ and /cgl/ taking the piss out of /fit/ for his idol

Rare /x/ and /cgl/, forgot about this one.

I miss Draco/Model-san so much... IW is not the same without her.

I forgot about this cosplay too. The fucking seagull plush.

>>9729260
Can someone please organize a -tan panel at one of the big cons?
>tfw /o/-tan is a girl

>>9728624
What the fuck were you expecting then? That they were gonna stick you into some mental clinic and fix you up for life? Get over it

>>9728749
this sounds pretty fucking good. All I want is my own workshop but I gotta clear this freaking college first just in case.

>>9729269
Wow, /fa/ looking a little busted there.

>>9729218
I wanna' say Misako is supreme. We all know the true winner is Mr. Yan though. And of course... PT is our queen.

I always like this one.

>>9729272
Aww man do you remember that one time PT actually looked almost pretty? Truly our queen

>>9729284
Still blows my mind that she graced the GLB with her iconic pooping pose.

>>9729284
She's actually lost a bunch of weight now. It's strange.

>>9729288
Oh, context... I think this character was very short-lived. 4-chan use to do more events involving all the boards. Yes, there was a site-wide soccer event where all the boards represented themselves.

And this pic continues... >>9729235

>>9729288
I'm going to have to look her up, I just can't imagine that.

>>9729290
>site-wide soccer event
I thought that still happened though

>>9729296
Does it? I wasn't sure if they still do.

Last one, goodbye thread. I hope everybody enjoys, it's been awhile since they've been posted.

NEW BREAD

>>9729305

>>9729189
To answer you, /fa/ is gay, obviously. Therefore, /cgl/ likes to give him hell. No brocon going on.

I would kill for a bf who wears rick owens or has some sort of fashion sense