/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9722407
Why don't you say hi and talk at a Con next time.

>>9722407
Honey that guy you're looking for is already out there with a girl twice as attractive as you, or with a girl just as attractive as you who puts out four times as much as you do.

>>9722410
I get really anxious when I try to approach guys myself. I still try though, I talked to a guy I liked for a while after a panel at Crunchyroll expo but he ended up having a gf

Is it ok if i post some boyfriend inspo? It's mostly Jfashion couples and Rick Owens instagram stuff, most of the guys on the discord i talk to are into it and it grew on me

>>9722407
Lower your standards

>>9722413
This.

>>9722433
What I'm posting is just inspo, I know I probably will never get cute goth fashion bf. I'd just settle for good guy but nothing ever works out, I have self esteem issues but I don't think I'm horribly hideous or anything. Just makes me kinda depressed

>>9722441
You'll find your cute guy when you start loving yourself. And I'm not trying to insult you, this is genuine advice.

>>9722407
maybe by not treating them as your handbag?

Kindi is pretty

>>9722447
What do you mean?

>>9722407
Maybe you aren't that attractive, could be why less ideal guys are the only ones trying to talk to you. The cute guys are already with pretty girls.

Tfw no pretty cuck aryan bf to force into wearing dresses.,,

god i wish jugl or zack would date me

>>9722459
Gtfo sissy

tfw can never find bf, just boys who fuck and want to keep just being friendos

>>9722460
jugle yes
zack fuck no

>>9722448
God I love traps in Rick

>>9722448

>>9722427
qt shota bf

Ok this was serious, but whatever.

>>9722485
do men ever actually look like this
:/
I wish I was attractive

>>9722487
this is serious, these are my cosplay lolita bfs

>>9722496
wtf that's not a BOY, gender isn't even reAL

posting some anti-inspo

do not date at all costs

Actual bf inspo posting to break up the shit posting

>>9722499
LAZERED you

>>9722407
It's very, very difficult to find a decent man. You are unlucky to be straight.

kidni is pretty

>>9722515
>shoes on the bed
2/10 for making me reply

>>9722515
>>9722517
no problem

boys who work out O///O

>>9722518
last one

>>9722460
Why would someone date a homeless man?

>>9722420

>>9722408
>>9722409
>>9722410
>>9722420
>>9722536
The girls look much better than the guys

>>9722570
>feminine eyebrows
2/10 for making me reply

>>9722570
I bet he would look really good in crossplay

>>9722572
read the filename retard

>>9722570
frisbeer

Well i guessing all of you were trashing me on vc, thanks friends

>>9722583
if you're nausea then yes

este hilo ahora pertenece a bigbig

>>9722583
absolut my friedn

Adam here

how do i tell my handsome bf to dress better

>>9722417

plz

>>9722628
This thread is terrible. None of these guys are remotely attractive.
I'm not surprised though by seagulls standards. Or it's /fa/gs self posting.

>>9722633
um, did you even see the guy with the shoe on his penis lol

Jfashion couple spam?

>>9722644

>>9722633
uhh excuse me?? THIS is what a man should look like

>>9722645

>>9722644
is that reviewbra and ariana grande?

>>9722485
what a quality boy

>>9722649

>>9722650
i ship it omg

>>9722652

>>9722485
is that a rick owens? poor shoe

>>9722625
buy him clothes

>>9722644
Post More!

honestly how is this thread even alive

>>9722512
Is this some kind of meme? He's fucking disgusting.

>>9722441
sounds tough

I want someone to be the Ren to my Nana uwuuu
Anyway, there's not enough variety in this thread.
Pic related would be best, classiest bf

>>9722727
Other best would be Rsin
>if this guy fucks as well as he dresses&dances...mygosh

>>9722729
>*Rain

>>9722727
the only person with some fucking taste in this thread oh my god

>>9722727
Isn't he like super racist and also a foot fetishist?

>>9722734
Wtf? Where do you hear this stuff?
The foot thing is no prob though

>>9722737

>>9722738
Not my type but a true jfash bf

>>9722420
>>9722422
>>9722431
>>9722448
This isn't /fa/ go there if you want to post this shit.

>>9722650
it really looks like them damn

Are there even any cute guys past 25? 2 out of three guys have been younger than me should I just embrace my inner cougar at this point?

All the cute bois get fat and cut their hair :(

>>9722413
>a girl just as attractive as you who puts out four times as much as you do
ugh why is this such a big deal for guys? Like I don't get it?

>>9722407
I actually want a decent looking lolita gf; to goto fancy dinners and museum with while we both wear J-fashion. Wearing ouji is one of my favorite things, but it would be a lot more enjoyable with someone, not to mention less awkward in public.

>>9722779
Sex drive is generally higher in males

it's a personal taste thing but i'm surprised by the prevalence of lolitas wanting an ouji/foppy/aristo bf. maybe i'm sexist, but i like my men rugged. attractive manly dudes who can appreciate the fashion but don't want to wear it are the best.

>>9722796
This x1000, I feel bad about it but I'm just not attracted to feminine looking men at all

>>9722485
hes woke

Why'd a cute boy want to date some ott lookin weirdo and dress like a twink himself when he can just date some basic dressing/ighoe pretty normal girl and not get starred at

this was trash thread even before faxcgl raided it

>>9722771
Age is just a number

>>9722410
this is cute af

>>9722837
Why would I want to date a “normal” girl in the first place?

>>9722796
>>9722826
Same here, only I like protective, smart, nerdy guys over the typical 'rugged' man look. But they still have to be 'manly' and more dominant, girly guys just don't do it for me.

>tfw no tall goth bf with long black hair

>>9722891
honestly this picture is so ridiculous that the droopy dick is the very last thing i notice

>>9722793
>>9722779
This is funny because every guy I have dated has actually not been able to keep up with me sexually and listed that as reasons why they no longer wanted to be with me.

Im beginning to think most men actually just lie about how high their sex drives are.

>met my boyfriend at work
>at first was intimidated by him because he’s the most attractive man i’ve ever seen, 100% my type
>only ugly dudes want to date me because i’m a sperg and have openly weird interests
>turns out he’s also a giant fucking nerd
>he’s also hilarious and sweet
>we start hanging out
>turns out he had a huge crush on me too but was afraid to say anything
>we become a nerdy power couple
>cosplaying together, leveling our characters in WoW together, starting a Pokémon card collection together
>recently he’s been talking about engagement

I am just so excited, he’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of and the idea that I could spend the rest of my life with someone who actually gets me is just so much to take in. I never thought I deserved this.

>>9722542
That's because the girls are wearing makeup

>>9722464
I have the opposite problem. Every guy that I let put their dick in me wants to be with me forever and ever and they'd rather die than lose me. Once you hit the double digits in terms of score it becomes pretty tiresome.

>>9722771
I date 18 year old guys and I'm 27 lady.

>>9722837
Basic bitch

>>9722407
>cute fashion bf
>usually not attractive
>halfway between boring and neckbeard
>never anyone cute
You're going to die alone and you fucking deserve it.

>>9722957
You're my inspiration. Are they cute ?

I'm going to my first con with some friends in a few months. What are the chances of finding a girl at the con? Started browsing /cgl/ only recently. I'm a /k/omnando of very russian heritage so i look like a Mobster that just got out of prison. Getting self conscious about not haveing a GF at the con. I the only cosplay idea i have isn't anything popular so i dont wanna do it alone. I live in a medium sized town in rural nowhere and look scary so white trash bithes at bars flock to me. I'm an unashamed nerd so they all get wide eyed when I talk about anime or 40k. Not that i want these skanks anyways. I want a cute Gf who shares my interests.

>>9722837
>Sat
>tfw I'm OTT and dating an ex gymnast with really chad looks that owned a club
>tfw when he didn't know anything about Lolita before me
>tfw he is taking me to japan to celebrate our second aniversary JUST so I can buy angelic pretty
>Tfw he spent a whole day writing code so I just need to click once when buying lolita

>tfw he now hates Insta hoe makeup styles even though he clubbed a lot and mentions how different it looks compared to jfash in his Christmas office party

>tfw you find the one

>>9722983

If you keep the angry look but you are super tidy and well dress for your body size you'll probably find plenty of desperate souls tired of stinky mouth breeding fedoras.

>>9722990
I mostly dress in working class clothes. I've been trying to dress nice since i make alot more money now. My body type is weird. Its an absurd upside down triangle. Its Jonney Bravo level shit. Its hard to find stuff that fits right. I have my babushka recut alot of stuff I buy. Wish i had a girl that could sew. Last gf was worthless at everything.

>>9722995
>Its an absurd upside down triangle. Its Johnny Bravo level shit.
Guys with broad shoulders and a tiny waist and hips are very attractive, at least in my opinion. Don't be too hard on yourself.
What do you typically wear?

>>9722995
>>9722998
Whoops, sorry, somehow completely missed "I mostly dress in working class clothes".
Have you considered taking your clothes to a professional seamstress to have them fitted to your measurements?

>>9722998
Dri fit nike shirt. Size small becouse body type dont give a fuck. Blue jeans or brown/kaki canvas work pants. Tring to wear nice sport coats or a peacoat in the winter here but midwest is brutal. I got some tighter fitting button downs becouse i thought they looked tough. Also tring a nice cardigan as opposed to a pullover sweater.

>>9722999
If i really like something but it dont work i get my ma to recut it. Professional seamstress do not exist where i am.

>>9722995
>last gf was worthless at everything
This is why you don’t have a girlfriend

>>9723003
I dont need to get into it, but she truly was. Most of it was all in her head. She left me becouse she felt uself herself and wanted to live in her parents basement. Literally didnt even want to be a stay at home mom. Life was too much for her. I wish i could have done more to help her.

He doesn't wear jfashion as far as i can tell but when she posted this pic of her bf i thought she was dating kit harrington for a second

>>9723010
God, he does look like Kit lmao

>>9723010
Wow they're a good looking couple.

>>9722407
>tfw no bf to slowly but firmly push into wearing Angelic Pretty pink

>>9722925
The guys should make some effort to look good too

>>9723036
I'm 5'10 and my boyfriend's 5'6 and I'm still mad he fits into my AP better than me

>>9722536
Wow, the hrt is really working well for chris-chan

>be good looking masculine man
>do tasteful cosplays
>go to con
>women flock to me
>pick one
>start dating
>fug
>when she gets to know me better she doesn't want to date anymore because my old fashioned beliefs and racism
>go to new con

No you don't want a cute fashion bf, you want a literal alpha male with 10/10 aesthetics on the outside with the mentality, emasculation and malleability of a beta soyboy. And let me tell you beforehand that that is not possible due to hormones. Either change your standards or stay alone.

>>9723050
Your hormones make you racist?

>>9723054
Testosterone overall makes you less prone to fall for inane memes such as "all races be da equalz dood" when applied to race, and the same pattern goes for feminism and other issues as of today for example and overall you are not wired to follow the herd's flavor of the decade morality, men do not fear to call bullshit when they hear it instead of just nodding and taking selfies while you open your mouth like soyboys do with the hope of being seen as harmless to get laid, also known as "nice guys".

The problem is that the SJW religion is already so deep within the mainstream that women are at the same time attracted to men, but they refuse the traits that come with them, while at the same time they aren't attracted to soyboys because of obvious reasons.

>b-but that's your opinion!
pic related

Also, I don't want to start a discussion on this with women because it's predictable and I already know how it's gonna be "le go back to le pol, le holes unavailable, etc."

>>9723050
>No you don't want a cute fashion bf, you want a literal alpha male with 10/10 aesthetics on the outside

Not according to the supposed inspo pics posted in this thread. /cgl/s are a different breed for better or worse

>>9722427
on this board we all love kvlt

>>9723050
alpha males are more fun to break though

>>9723066
I've met two women who had similar apparent tastes and pics on their phones and one was really into kpop stuff and femenine-fashioned korean boys, the kpop one ended un confessing to me and we fugged and dated for months, the other girl I lost contact with but according to her social media she ended up with a tall white man.

It's not enough of a sample size to make judgements, but there's that. Women are just weird.

>>9723074
What do you mean with "to break"?

>>9723076
Different anon, but probably this >>9723036

>>9723078
Ah, lmao, well, he's probably a sissy or some shit. From my experience not many women are into that.

>>9723079
doesn't necessarily need to be. I love a challenge

>>9722779
Men are simplistic creatures, their reasoning and motivation for picking a girlfriend are very caveman-esque:
>she pretty
>she fuck good
Or the ones who can into more abstract thought:
>she clean cave good
>she cook meat good
>she make good mama for my kids

tfw no alejandro#6620 bf

>>9723082
Women are simplistic creatures, their reasoning and motivation for picking a boyfriend are very caveman-esque:
>he pretty
>he wallet good
Or the ones who can into more abstract thought:
>he fuck good
>he lend me credit card good
>he good social status

>>9723083
give me my fucking money back cunt

HEY HEY YOU YOU I CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND

>>9722963
I'm sorry you're ugly :/

>>9722915
Same anon. Cgl always says this, but I've never found it to be true.

>>9722915
>>9723089
To be honest I think it's mostly a matter of diet, most people usually eat harmful stuff that among other things gives them abnormally low libido and testosterone. I take care of my nutrition and you could probably bait me into fucking for up to 5 times a day (with resting time in between of course).

Pic related, if you are a man you should really consider stop drinking coffee, it contains chlorogenic acid which is antiandrogenic.

>>9723091
I don't think it's that at all though, my husband eats better than me and drinks coffee daily. Other guy I knew did eat like shit though.

>>9723091
>>9723095
Oh wait, my bad, misread on the coffee.

Hey girls. I am cute and single. Would you date me?

>>9722957
I will never date anyone younger than me.
boys mature so fucking slowly, why would I want some mega-child? I'd much rather be with someone my level who is emotionally mature and isn't easily influenced.
>>9722995
>Wish i had a girl that could sew
you could learn yourself you know. try being self-sufficient.
>>9723097
what's your favorite brand?

>>9723095
>>9723096
Well, when you say "eats better than me", that makes me think of what is widely known as the standard american diet, a.k.a. drown in carbs, fat is bad for you, destroy your gut with cereals, etc. So that doesn't really say much.

I've experimented with my body a lot and basically, if you get most of your calories from carbs, your libido and T decreases, whilst if you get most of your calories from fat and protein you are good to go, ideally 10% carbs, 40% protein, 50% fat.

With this I'm not taking into account poison food or drinks such as coffee, any herbal tea with stronk phytoestrogens (spearmint is basically HRT), soy, etc.

And yes, this is a /fit/ rant.

>>9723097
>no arm

>>9723082
>>9723084
>the reasonable female argument
vs
>the frothing virgin tantrum

>>9723097
lol nah

>>9722407
>halfway between boring and neckbeard
>tfw you fit this description
At least I do keep myself clean shaven, so I got that going for me.

Like others said, the type of guys that approach you are the ones that see you as attainable. Meaning you're not attractive (or maybe aloof) enough to make them think "She's way too cute for me to have a chance with her. I'd just get laughed at."

>>9723084
>>9723082
>the reasonable male argument
vs
>the frothing hole tantrum

>>9723104
No, we eat Japanese food, he's Japanese.

>>9722995
What the f are working class clothes? Do you mean fast fashion or do you wear your work clothes outside of work? Both are most embarrassing behaviour

>>9722650
>implying that reviewbrah would sink to that level
A prince must not associate with common harlots

>>9722519
>>9722431
>>9722420
WTF is with these stupid clownie looking meme shoes? Are they actually fashionable or was it some ultrashort fad that's already passe?

>>9723059
I like an enlightened dude who has achieved an inner harmony between his femininity and masculinity. no human is purely one of the 2 energies.
you're def coming from a white-centric view so please understand that there is a completely different world out there wherein masculine men aren't separatist hate-bags. Burgerland is a big classist mess. you'll find that it's really not race that bothers you, it's often a projection of your own socioeconomic fears of never being guaranteed to live comfortably and there's no one to help you if you fail. notice, there's always someone to fight and compete with to survive, if you're not upper middle-class+
or, you can start seeing the people around you as part of your human family. read autobiographies of people of different ages and backgrounds and see what you have in common. I'm sure there are reasons why you are on this path, but you're headed towards a bad end if you aren't careful.
When you're brown and live in a reality where the limitations people assume for you and put on you don't match up at all with your actual gifts and abilities, then it's a lot easier to not fall for the kind of poison being served. you have a harder time of it because you don't have real experience with other kinds of people.
Everyone has something to offer in this world for the betterment of humanity. it's our choice to use our strengths for good, but we should encourage each other not to squander our potential. we all have the same value.

anyway, back on topic:
I don't care what a guy's T level is, and you should know the average levels vary by race so that chart is fucked.
(cont.)

>>9723154
What I, a monogamous woman, care about in a guy:
>is he capable of loving?
>is he aware of and in tune with the Erotic?
>is he compassionate?
>does he believe in Jesus?
>is he loyal?
>will he play Mario Party and deck-building card games with me?
>does he think I look like a beautiful maiden he's been waiting his whole life to court and marry when I'm wearing lolita?
>is he a noisy weirdo in bed, and does he like it when I switch and be the predator?
>does he enjoy cooking and eating food with me?

I want a faithful human, not a statue. it takes a lot more strength and will to be vulnerable and gregarious. to me, it's the beta who takes the easy road of closing themselves off and becoming an enemy to his brother.

>>9723050
>old fashioned beliefs and racism

>>9723154
>you're def coming from a white-centric view so please understand that there is a completely different world out there wherein masculine men aren't separatist hate-bags
haha HAHAHA

Not that guy but let me tell you, as someone living in Africa, be thankful you only have to deal with white guys.

>>9723097
>cute

>>9723154
I stopped the urge to stop reading and got through it all.
>I like an enlightened dude who has achieved an inner harmony between his femininity and masculinity. no human is purely one of the 2 energies.
Agree
>you're def coming from a white-centric view
I'm not even american and I underwent schooling under a heavy brainwashing education center in which we learn that whites are the cause of everything evil in the world, we were fed arabloving, niggerloving, othercultureloving, and whitehating for up to 18 years, and there was many attempts at "wewuzkangz" on it too. (dropped college among other things because noped the fuck out when I saw a wall covered in vaginal pictures supposedly of women who attended inside the main building because of some feminist reason)

Basically a form of christianity in which whites are the original sinners that must make up for their evilness, toxic (gets me every time) masculinity and such by being submissive to minorities and women and letting themselves get genocided by assimilation.

>you can start seeing the people around you as part of your human family
I have no need to associate myself with """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""" of other kinds, I'm content enough with my own kind. And no, they are not my people nor my family.
>b-but our similarities
We are similar to dogs too, we breath, we bleed, we have eyes, lungs, skin, hair, where does this mental illness end?

Basically you're a victim from babyboomer brainwash, everything you said checks out. You're living in a bubble, you're worldview goes against history, logical reasoning, biology and common sense.

>>9723168
Are you a boer? Maybe she should get the african greeting known as rape and machete to the head, maybe then she'd start to question the propaganda.

Seagulls sound like they'd make terrible girlfriends. I'd rather trick a more normal girl into watching anime until she likes it.

I resemble pic related and dress like a grandpa

will I ever get a seagull gf or am I too old-fashioned looking?

>>9723157
I'm >>9723050
>>9723059
>is he capable of loving?
Yes
>is he aware of and in tune with the Erotic?
Uh, what?
>is he compassionate?
With some people yes, with some others not.
>does he believe in Jesus?
No, but not a fedoralord or a degenerate
>is he loyal?
Yes
>will he play Mario Party and deck-building card games with me?
Yes
>does he think I look like a beautiful maiden he's been waiting his whole life to court and marry when I'm wearing lolita?
I shall behold thee first to speak judgement.
>is he a noisy weirdo in bed, and does he like it when I switch and be the predator?
lol
>does he enjoy cooking and eating food with me?
Yes

Looks like the scary testosterone statue-man would be a good fit to you, what a shame.

>>9723154
>I don't care what a guy's T level is, and you should know the average levels vary by race so that chart is fucked.

Eh, exactly, that chart is making fun of low test nu-males (sjws, betas, etc.), asians are supposed to have the lowest T from all races, yet he is the one with higher T, and even then, they are all low below literal healthy levels of T.

>>9723154
>back on topic
You're not on topic. This is a board for cosplay and Japanese fashion.

>>9723196
>This is a board for cosplay and Japanese fashion.

>>9723157
>believes in Jesus
>very specific sexual requirements
Youd better be married, anon. Fornication is a sin

>>9723194
NAYRT but I'd marry you if I werent fat still

>tfw i will never be loved again because i can't have children

My ex was cool with it but it's so hard to find other men that are.

Wheres my qt bf who will work out with me and start casually cosplaying with me. i don't cosplay but I want to do couple ones

>>9723185
I work with a black neckbeard that did exactly that. He met up with this normie asian immigration attorney through our job and now she foots the bills for going to cons with him. Then again this dude is like a nerdy version of Patrice O'Neal so he has that going for him.

That dude fucking won.

>>9723205
How fat are we talking? There's a threshold, you know. Just curious.

>>9723218
Im lucky because my body distributes my weight fairly well but thats still only an excuse, im 86 kg at only like 166 cm tall

Ive been losing weight though and its been going really well, I think ill get to my goal weight under a year.

>>9723193
If by dressing like a grandpa you mean a cute, twee, vintage-y style, lolitas might be into that.
>t. classic lolita who dresses like a grandma

>>9723219
Keep going, self-improvement is very rewarding and teaches one discipline.
>>9723222
A cute woman dessed in vintage or proper woman clothing hnnnnnnnnnnngs the fuck out of me

>>9723222
>>9723219
>>9723229
Now kiss

>>9723229
Yeah Im pretty fucking happy every time I step on the scale and get closer to the skinny me I used to be.

I used to be hot damn it all

>>9723211
You don't have to tell people you can't have children at the first date. Make them fall in love with you first.

>>9723237
I dont know it just seems like such an important thing I feel awful if I dont put it out there right away.

>>9723097

Your hair sucks, it makes you look like a soyboy beta male cuck. However, you do have a decent jawline that can be attractive, and you don't need to grow a gay ass beard. Your face is slightly reminiscent of Martin Shkreli, maybe you could look at his haircut and try something similar.

>>9723240
>decent jawline
Just make fun of him like a normal person instead of giving him false hopes, that jawline looks like a girl's. His nose looks like shit and he looks jewish overall. He is beta orbiter material.

>>9723222
This sort of look is what I mean desu.
I'm getting some fancy jackets and vests to experiment with soon though, so they'll put me more in the cgl camp.

>>9723230
I'm not that kind of man, anon, you need to take me out to dinner first.

>>9723231
I know that feel, I once was fat too, I have some scars to prove it. You can make it. Don't fall for the nutrition jew or memes though, what are you eating?

>>9723243
>He is beta orbiter material.
He is not that far gone yet. There is room for improvement.

>>9723245
Ayrt, this isn't bad but still pretty normie looking. Come back to us when you master the waistcoat, grandpa. ;^)

>>9723253
Ask yourself this, could a good looking man with good facial aesthetics pull of that hair? Yes.
Then where is the issue? With his face, temporary patches mean shit, he's just ugly.

>>9723260
Personally I think that hair would look bad on an otherwise 10/10.

>>9723261
I can't really guarantee it because I can't see the full picture, but my point is, instead of playing dress up with him, why not just look for a girl on his league and call it a day?

>>9723260
>Ask yourself this, could a good looking man with good facial aesthetics pull of that hair? Yes.
I don't agree with this. From this angle, the hair style is not attractive. It is too thin on top, and too much on the sides.

>>9723251
Honestly im eating about the same as usual, but I never did eat very unhealthy to begin with because my dad was always a health freak. I eat rice, fish, beans, turkey, eggs, fruits and veggies

My main problem with eating was I just snacked too much and no matter what you are eating if you are eating too much of it, its still going to fuck you.

So now what im doing that has made a huge difference is intermittent fasting. I went through a lot trying to find a way to really lose weight, I had issues where I thought maybe my BC was the problem so I got it out and then I found out that I actually have hypothyroidism so I got on meds and I finally started losing weight, but slowly. Once I started IF though I started shedding weight pretty fast.

>>9723263
>but my point is, instead of playing dress up with him, why not just look for a girl on his league and call it a day?
Uh, because he can improve his attractiveness by fixing his damn hair? This shouldn't be difficult to understand. There are things that both men and women can do to their hair, posture, and clothing that dramatically affect their attractiveness. It's not entirely just facial features, you know that's ridiculous.

>>9723268
I don't know what you're smoking, but I can't picture him with a single haircut that'd boost his attractiveness.

>>9723267
That was very unexpected, you knowing about IF, but yeah, that's the right path, you're definitely going to make it, eat more protein than carbs, and also eat animal fats. I won't give you ratios because I don't know how women work in that regard. I myself do one meal a day, I eat until I want to puke or I'm uncomfortable, and that's it for the day, works like a dream, no hunger, no nothing. Don't do this though, it could make you fat, I don't know the consequences of that if you're a woman, you're BMR could be different and you could have less muscle to feed. Find the way that works for you.

>>9723238
I don't tell people first time I meet that alzheimer and breast cancer runs in the family

>>9723275
yeah Im doing one meal a day but Im still capping myself at 1200 calories. So far its been doing great and where as I used to be able to eat a lot more in one sitting im finally slowing down and 1200 calories a day is more than enough and makes me feel like I ate too much even sometimes.

What I really need to start at some point, although I hear its harder if youre doing IF, is weight lifting. Got to build me some muscle and I know it burns calories still

>>9723276
I just feel like thats different, theres a chance those things wont happen.

Theres no chance I will be giving birth to a baby, and its a very touchy issue for a lot of couples, people break up all the time over their different opinions on having kids.

>>9723211
that'd be a plus... IMO

>>9723277
You've done your homework, girl.
>So far its been doing great and where as I used to be able to eat a lot more in one sitting im finally slowing down and 1200 calories a day is more than enough and makes me feel like I ate too much even sometimes.
Well, the stomach on obese people is literally overstretched, that's why they are able to get so fat in the first place, the stomach adapts and gets bigger, so it makes sense that as you eat less and less it returns to a normal size.
The funny part is that, because I do one meal a day until discomfort or pain, my stomach is big as fuck, I've won actual money on food bets (I bet $20 fucking dollars you can't end this meal!).
It's fucking great and I'm sort of prepper myself, so this is a handy skill to have because if shit hits the fan and food preservation is hard at the area, I can just eat almost the entire animal on one sitting without worrying about it going bad.

>>9723286
Thanks! I read the sticky.

Yeah Im just angry at myself for not noticing how bad I was getting until it got so far. When I was younger of course I could eat anything and never gain anything and then my thyroid went the same way as my moms (she had to have hers completely removed) and I didnt notice my body needed me to change.

I used to be the kid that could also like finish anything. I don't mind not being able to do that anymore though and I can only hope I dont get stuck in an apocalyptic time line. I'd be fucked from the get go because I have severe food allergies.

>>9723287
>Yeah Im just angry at myself for not noticing how bad I was getting until it got so far.
No use looking back, it's about moving forward and taking only the good things with you.

You've chosen the right path, instead of letting yourself go and becoming a body positivist spacewhale, you chose to work on yourself, and that is worthy of praise.

>I'd be fucked from the get go because I have severe food allergies.
From what I've read, most of those are caused by leaky gut syndrome, shit they put in modern food and in commercial soaps, lotions, etc. They wreck your immune system, research if you want. Also, avoid legumes and the like, they contain antinutrients that damage your gut, also most cereals are shit for your health, only white rice is fine, because they removed the cereal and left the kernel.

https://scdlifestyle.com/2010/03/the-scd-diet-and-leaky-gut-syndrome/
http://drflannery.com/got-allergies-fix-your-gut/

It might be pseudoscience or it might not, but maybe you want to give it a try.

>>9722779
It's a big deal for everyone; attraction matters for both sides, plain and simple. If you ugly, you ain't gonna find many people willing to fuck because they don't want their kids turning out looking like shit too.

>>9723300
Hey thanks this has made me feel pretty good!

I dont know much about leaky gut syndrome because I was born with all my severe allergies, so I dont think I can really blame it on anything else. Ill read about it though! Anything is worth a try if it can help my allergies. I also only eat white rice, so I got that going for me! I dont eat any cereal, but mainly because I dont breakfast anyway.

This thread makes me glad even ugly guys like me stand a chance. Anyway here's a handsome fella for y'all

>>9723276
>alzheimers
Repeat it on every date for extra effect

>>9723309
>handsome fella
>posts random ugly darkskin pajeet

I just wanna an effay art hoe

>>9723305
>I dont know much about leaky gut syndrome because I was born with all my severe allergies
Oh, no idea then, sorry. Good luck on your endeavors m'lady. *tips*

>>9722413
>>9722418
These are the truest statements I have read on cgl.

OP, you would be surprised by how dysfunctional most relationships are. Maybe one day you will find someone but be prepared to be single forever if you have standards.

>>9723318
Post someone more beautiful than Jimmy then

Can we just make it standard procedure to post email or IG if youre tfwnobf-posting in these threads? I hate seeing anons dance around each other and never exchange contact info

>>9723344
Sure im the fatty losing weight with IF and I have tfw no bf, go ahead and email me if you want to talk supercoolthrowaway2@gmail.com

>>9723348
>tfw it wouldn't even matter if I emailed you because you are probably in burgerland

>>9723300
>white rice better than brown rice because they remove the outside part
Most of the nutrients in rice are in the brown part. Look up Edo Disease

>>9723351
Ill be in Italy in January, but only for 4 months. Then hopefully ill be moving abroad to teach ESL.

I have no plans to stay in Americuck

>>9723353
As are most of the antinutrients. So?

>>9723240
>>9723050
>>9723059
>>9723097
>>9723116
>>9723193
>>9723195

What are you fucking doing here

>>9723355
I'm not in Italy though. But I'm in Europe.

>>9723360
Your mom.

>>9723361
Ah well, I gave it a shot.

>>9723364
If you are going to Italy be careful, I heard it's New Zimbabwe basically, beware of rape.

>>9723361
What country do you live in?

>>9723388
Spain

>>9723360
>>9723363
Put me on the screencap.

>>9723181
>continuing to assume I am white...
how do you frequent 4chan of all places but can't handle edgy art? you left school because some artist had a wall-sized installation of a vagina collage? really? you sound so ridiculously spoiled.
it's true, I don't know what it's like to live wherever you live, and I don't know what it's like to grow up being the overwhelming majority.
I'd rather live in a place where putting others first and building character was expected. I'd rather live in a free, warm, multi-cultural community, with unending opportunity for anyone who wants to work for it, and no one suffered poverty. that's my ideal.

being mad because your safe space is being encroached upon sounds real tumblr, my dude.

anyway, I enjoy masculinity. there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. there are masculine bits to me: I'm aggressively competitive, I fix things and open jars with ease. It doesn't make me less of a woman to be independent. I'm also coy, shy, I adore frilly things and am extremely affectionate irl. there's got to be something approaching a mixture, if not a balance, inside.
I really don't want to be with an emotionally-deficient and vain piece of roid-rage meat. I can't share my soul, my fears, my wishes&dreams with a walking ball of barbed wire with no moral goals.

if you're a man, you're a man. there shouldn't need to be any insane validation or constant pony show. we're not wolves in the wilderness, we're human beings. fear and respect are not the same. alpha and beta categories don't even work with our species. we care more about wisdom and experience than how many babies you've sired. the alpha is supposed to care for and protect the community. all channers want to do is sit on the title, all puffed out with swollen heads, and get anonymous props. what is the value of a human alpha male? what responsibility is there? I'm over this self-serving pride bullshit. positively contribute to the world or be all talk, I guess.

>>9723396
>that post
I'm not even sure if this is bait or what. Well I'm willing to believe there are people with xenophillic mental disorders giving the time we are living in, but you just condensed every tumblr and goyim meme under the sun so it smells baitish.

>implies not being white
Nothing wrong then, carry on, do exactly as you believe, marry an impotent beta and leave humanity's gene pool asap. But do not try to impose your retarded religion onto me or my kind.

>>9723396
>a picture of your cunt
>art
Such finesse, such dedication, very artsy, wow.
I'm mailing you a picture of a turd I took this morning, hold up, I'm an artist, you know?

>>9723405
Yet you dicks continue to post and draw dicks every chance you get.

>>9723414
I wouldn't know, I don't go to pink boards, anyway you should learn the difference between putting your cunt on display in a public place meant for knowledge and studying and drawing a dick as a joke in a questionable imageboard.

>>9723097
I'll bite

>>9723419
I wouldn't know either as I'm nayrt. And you're right, your dick is quite the joke. Neither is art, neither is funny.

>>9723423
How original! I've never heard that one before! If the only insults you predictable cunts could come up didn't involve the unavailabily of your holes or the size of male genitals maybe you could be taken more seriously.

>>9723211
Seriously? I absolutely fucking don't want kids and neither does my boyfriend. There are plenty of dudes that would consider that a plus because neither of you would have to use birth control.

>>9722652
That ass

>>9723426
t. future crazy cat woman

>>9722427
>>9722431

Is there an Instagram?

>>9722409
You missed a petfectly good joke not using ruffles

>>9722407
Did you even think about this before you posted?

Think how competitive Lolita is, there will always be prettier girls than you who are in to cosplay fashion and anime. If you did manage to get a boyfriend he you someone prettier will always draw his attention from you. You will have to deal with wondering why is he talking to that cute cosplayer and when you ask why he is going to say "It's just because her cosplay is nice". For standards like this you're going to always loose out to girls better than you. Doesn't even sound like you put forth a shred of effort. Worthless

>>9723398
>>9723396
I wish there wasn't as much false social justice in the Lolita community. It's completely unnecessary. We have had a few decent girls driven out of our comm over this

>>9723461
Of course mentally sound people are going to be driven away by that, just look at that fucking post. If it makes you feel better "sjws" are infecting everything, not only lolita.

>>9723472
What gets me is one of the girls who left because she was being harassed was one with legitimate mental handicap. Like wtf

>>9723492
SJWs don't really give a fuck about all of that they preach about, they are just gigantic poser hypocrites. They just get in the fad for easy social acceptance. I've seen irl sjws teasing a disabled guy who was missing an arm, and they talked about him on his back too.

>>9723319
Same. I'm hoping I can convince my bf to start wearing clothes like this. Right now he's a t-shirt and jeans guy, but he always admires stuff like this. I feel like he just needs some confidence.

>>9723050
>self-proclaimed alpha

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>9723010
Thor works at Best Buy now

>>9723504
>needing others to validate your alpha status
Stay beta.

>>9723545
>dividing people into alpha and beta

this stuff will be fedora-tier 5 years from now

>>9723549
Hardly
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beta%20male
First definition is from 2006, and as time passes it only makes more and more sense to do so because of all the soyboys and submen.

>>9722407
I guess the easiest and safest way is to get someone that respects and love you and then slowly introduce him/her to the fashion world.

My bf is the sweetest creature on earth, an absolute treasure of a person, but when I first met him he used to wear only jeans and Band Tshirts.

I've slowly showed him more options while respecting his limits, of course. I don't expect him to wear EGA, but he dresses much better now to his taste also. He learned to incorporate band shirts in a fashionable way, so I guess it was also better for his own self-steem.

I feel like he loves himself more nowadays (also, feels more secure) thanks to the fashion.

I guess that's much better than getting someone solely for their looks and then having to deal with a shitty -but fashionable- relationship

>not paying 10/10 male scorts to dress up and go with you to the con

>>9723549
It's already fedora-tier.

>>9723082
Apparently I need me one of them abstract types. (Minus the last part because life was cruel to my ovaries.) Might be happening though, cross my fingers.

>>9723059
>le holes unavailable.
Lord bless that holes don't open up for your manly social Darwinism.

>>9723459
Idk you sound very bitter. I had a handome boyfriend who was also nice and respected me a lot. He stayed with me because he was an introvert and didn't feel comfortable around other women/people in general. He didn't love jfashion but would wear whatever I bought him because he just didn't care about fashion in general. Only ended it with him because I moved to another country.

>>9723079
You're on /cgl/, a board full of people who dress in fashion that generally repels 90% of men.

Handsome* and forgot to mention I'm not beautiful.>>9723572

>>9722922
Super cute! I'm happy for you, anon! Go life the dream!

As for going for character and interests instead of looks:
>met my bf of 6 years at a bar
>just hit him up because he was really pretty and exactly my type
>only looking to get him into my bed
>after sex we actually talked
>turned out to have an awesome character and many shared interests
sometimes I still stare at him and wonder how the fuck this happened

>>9722407
What's the age difference in that pic? She looks like mid 30's and he looks early 20's

On a similar topic, would a dude be allowed into a comm? I really like the ouji style and want to hang out with people who share similar tastes. I have a gf (100.0% normie) so romance is out of the question

>>9722407
I'm 6'4'' and I'm built like a Sasquatch, so nothing fashionable fits me but I'd up my fashion game for the right girl.

How to get cute fashion bf
>find neckbeard at con
>make him lose weight with you
>buy his clothes and cosplays
>he's beta, does everything you say
>put some make up on him to make him attractive

I'm 5'8, low body fat, kinda fit. Would love to meet a sweet girl that's caring and into some nerdy stuff. I dress smart casual/metal. Studying for a bachelor's degree in CS.

>>9722887
fuck this

>>9722741
Are they still together? I never see them post pics of themselves with each other anymore

>>9723594
Guys are allowed as long as they're actually into the fashion. Dress up well and behave yourself and you won't have any issues.

>>9723502

Issa progression overtime for sure to develop taste.

Still looking for a qt effay art hoe to match with

>>9723568
>chad does it
>it's already fedora tier
Hm?

>>9723082
I can smell your obesity, saltyness and period fungus from here.

>>9723571
But they do, you cunts just think that by saying they don't it becomes reality. You can't just wish things into existence no matter how much tumblrinas tell you. In fact, two of my partners already got abortions because
>I'll just pull out

>Being attractive and manly opens the holes, more news at 11.

>>9723147
they're rick owens you pleb and they are only for the truly enlightened

>>9723573
>You're on /cgl/, a board full of people who dress in fashion that generally repels 90% of men.
>caring about normies
t. man

>>9723875
Talking about having superior genetics is cringe on the same level as whining about not getting pussy because you're too nice.

>>9723904
>Talking about having superior genetics is cringe
>In a board about pretty things and pretty girls who laugh at ugly and fat girls while talking about who has or hasn't superior beauty
u rly mde me think bby

There is nothing wrong about being happy about the cards you got dealt in life. If you get triggered because you got the short end of the stick, well, that's not my problem now, is it?

>>9723875
Chad isn't an asshole.

>>9723925
He is, you just overlook it because he's attractive.

>>9723927
I'm a guy, and not in to dudes. Chad's are the best bros.
If you think Chad is an asshole he isn't Chad or you're just being a baby.

>>9723928
He'd be an asshole for women standards if he was unattractive.
I'm not a clairvoyant so I didn't know you were male. Also, if you are crying about ebil meany "asshole" guys who talk about alpha and beta males, you might want to drop soy from your diet, bitchboy.

>>9723932
I don't care about the alpha-beta argument. I'm simply stating Chad's aren't assholes.
They're Chad because they have natural social etiquette on top of being attractive.

>>9723877
Bragging about being too much of a fucktard to use a condom? Really?

>inb4 responding to bait
yeah, sorry, I took the bait

>>9723181
>Basically you're a victim from /pol/ brainwash, everything you said checks out. You're living in a bubble, you're worldview goes against history, logical reasoning, biology and common sense.

Thread is ruined, post more boyfriend material

Please stop bringing your poorly dressed boyfriends to Lolita meets.

>>9723954
>>9723955
This shit doesn't belong here. Take it to /fa/

>>9722922
how long have you been together anon? don't rush into things if you've only started dating a couple of months ago
either way this is really cute

>>9723927
>>9723877

There is a 0% chance that you are "alpha" or "chad" if you're posting bitter incel images and calling people soyboy in a boyfriend thread on /cgl/. Go back to red dit and stop pretending you're something you're not.

>>9723627
>get fixer upper bf
>mold him into perfection
>some thot steals him away
No thank you

>>9722985
>Tfw he spent a whole day writing code so I just need to click once when buying lolita
i'm not an active lolita so i don't know a lot about the auctions sites and what not, but what do you mean?

>>9722650
lost it right there

>>9723875
"Chad" doesn't know he's Chad, he lives in the bubble

>>9723991
just say you're not a lolita lol wtf

>>9723951
>haha u le virgin! no hole 4 u
>get told
>h-heh b-but you didn't use condom sometimes!
Pathetic.
Yeah, I don't like the cuckrubber much.

>>9723953
>>9723954
>>9723955
>>9723957
>>9723958
>don't mind me, just dumping my yellow fever material

>this thread

>>9723982
>I have a PhD. in Board Memerology dood, trust me.

>bitter incel
So, screencaps of events that happened in real life are "bitter incel"? Blame reality then.

>calling people soyboy
What's wrong with that? Have you ever been to /fit/?

You should do pic related, btw.

>>9724011
>it's an incel pretends he's a chad episode

>>9724012
>i dun have anythin 2 say xd hmmmm
>i'll repeat my former post hihi :-DDD

Get lost and sniff your period chunks or something.

NEW THREAD

>>9721163

>>9723629
Good luck

>>9724015
>new thread
>12/14/17

>>9723050
>masculine man
> cute fashion bf

Ummm choose one? Cute fashion bfs are generally more feminine looking on the outside. Basically my ideal of it is: looks gay, but isn't actually gay.

>>9723193
My ideal desu

>>9724003
i can't, because i am a lolita
i specified that i'm not active because i don't buy and haunt for dresses anymore, so that it's clear that i have no idea what kind of sites need to be automated by youngsters these days

>>9722985
>Tfw he spent a whole day writing code so I just need to click once when buying lolita

what about your shopping service? I don't understand

>>9724011
>calls dubs
>gets dubs
Confirmed alpha, move on.

>>9723010
her bf looks like kit harington

>>9723459
Damn this insight into the struggles of being an uggo is both humbling and enlightening

>tfw always the prettiest girl everywhere I go

>>9724012
Not trying to be mean but... is that really your response? I know this one guy who is pretty high T, a racist and browses 4chan. He's got a deep voice and everything.

>tfw no gf to spend long nights learning how to sew and cosplay while watching anime in the background and drinking tea
Oh wait, that'll never happen because i'm lost somewhere in europe and i absolutely dont look like someone into anime/cosplay

>How do I get a cute fashion bf?
Find one, ask him out

>Most of the boyfriends I see in COF or in my comm are usually not attractive or halfway between boring and neckbeard. Anytime I'm at a con its always those same type of guys who talk to me too. Never anyone cute :/
What is "attractive" to you then? Ever thought about what could attracts them into you?

My girlfriend took the lead when she asked me out with a poor disguise as a "wanna go to my house see my wardrobe and drink sake?" (we are pretty much into Black Peace Now/Sheglit/H.Naoto)

>>9722644
Sweet loli marries mortician

>>9722407
The ones that talk to you are not vain. Males that are fashonistas are soley concerned with their own outward appearance and are therefore very shallow. They are exactly the sort you should be avoiding like the black plague.

>>9722536
Is that Brittany Venti????? Why Sonichu... I have so many questions...