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What are some cgl-related things that make you unreasonably salty? Things that make you tell yourself to chill? Things that make you very angry, but you can't tell anyone because you know it's (partly) unwarranted?

>> No.9689701
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>>9689692
Bitches with big tits who act like they're a curse.
Stop being fucking coy, you're not fooling anybody.

>> No.9689706

>someone asks to take your pic
>"oh are you really gonna pose like THAT?"

>> No.9689719

>>9689701
Same when complaining about Lolita dresses not fitting their chest. When they googled Lolita did they look at it and go "yeah, this seems like a fashion that allows for massive tits"

>> No.9689727

>>9689701
>>9689719
Of even moreso, girls who are clearly overweight but still blame their inability to fit lolita on their tits. Honey if your tits fell off today and you became completely flat you would still be too big for lolita, stop blaming it on your chest, you’re not fooling anyone. It’s super awkward to have to sit there and nod along to an obvious lie.

>> No.9689729

>>9689701
but if you're into jfashion they are. Sorry tiny titty committee but it's like how people with straight hair want curly and vice versa. People like what they can't have.

>> No.9689734

>>9689701
>>9689719
>>9689727
t. bitter mosquito bites

>> No.9689735

Lolitas that coord perfectly down to matching rings, but then have nasty/plain nails. Like you have put so much effort, but couldn't be hecked to make sure your cuticles were in order?
I know it's a super minor thing, and I don't expect everyone to have long acrylics with perfectly matching nail art, but like, the level of effort is so jarringly different.
I'd never say this stuff to anyone in person coz I know how silly it sounds, but just quietly that's my peeve.

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>>9689734
If anything you sound like the one who's bitter.
Have fun never looking good in lolita I guess.

>> No.9689738

>>9689727
>Honey if your tits fell off today and you became completely flat you would still be too big for lolita
Nope, and that's why it's annoying. All in all, though girls like me can just buy brand skirts and taobao tops these days.

>> No.9689739

>>9689734
Flat chest is Justice

>> No.9689747
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>>9689736
Well, I don't wear lolita honestly. It isn't for big tits, like it was established, and big tits would obviously ruin the purpose of LOLIta... However, considering the majority of lolita dress are in fact western inspired IF the designers or another rogue designer with talent made dresses for hourglass figures rather than little girl ones, the dresses would be able to be much more impressive(because the added curves or breasts and hips and narrow waist to work with would mean more ways to play with how the fabric hangs on the body) and inline with the original roots of their victorian/rococo/other western fashion origins and of course hourglass women in these dresses would certainly be more appealing, but we all know this would NOT be lolita and would destroy the purpose of it. I do wish there was a fashion that was similar to lolita, but more loyal to its western inspired roots. pic related is what I'm thinking. Dresses that really emphasize curves, y'know?

>> No.9689750

Fat girls wearing Moitie

>>9689701
I hate it when they complain about the bodices and want brands to only release dresses for their type of body. Why did they get into lolita if they hate all the standard cuts? Why don't they just buy skirts?

>> No.9689752

When someone's cosplaying a high school or middle school girl character and they have massive fake lashes, inch-long eyeliner wings, Instagram power brows, and really sharp contouring.

>> No.9689754
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>fucking kinksters, special mention for DDLGs,ageplayers and sissies. I hate them with a passion.
>fatties stretching brand,complaining about how things won't fit yet refuse to lose weight/claims she can't and post lots of pics of food on her social media/...
>SJWs and overly sensitive lolitas that post /talk about political shit too much (also include those fuckwits that don't even wear lolita but for some reason are still on the groups)
>edgelords,especially those greentexting on FB,using chanspeak out of the chans,...
>newbies that refuse concrit,demand to be spoonfed,says bodyline and taobao is just as good as brand,calls you a brandwhore if you disagree,...

>> No.9689755

>>9689752
Seconding this with
>lolitas with instathot makeup
>instathots in general
God it ticks me off

>> No.9689756

>>9689754
First one isn't unreasonable desu

>> No.9689758
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>>9689692
HR wants to tighten down our fucking dress code
> Current policy: don’t be an imbecile, wear shoes or soled slippers at all times in the office, look generally employable, approachable, and smell unoffensive.

They can do what they want, but imo they are handling this VERY poorly.

>First, appearance is not a creeping problem at work with our employees. This is in response to one person. We have hundreds of employees who otherwise aren’t an issue, at all, whatsoever. One person goes to piratebay, and instead of having a talk with them, everyone just loses internet access, that sort of mentality.

> The “problem” they are trying to fix is a new lolita. She’s fine, she just wore head to toe bright pink. Once. I think she has already realized how much that stood out because she has already switched to muted pinks, blacks, and grays, and her coords are nice and not at all OTT.

>This is a work place that encourages employees to dress up for halloween and paint their faces for sports ball days. Now they will need to write a dress code that somehow doesn’t punish all of the tattooed, dyed, alternative people who are still considered well groomed and professional, yet clearly excludes full pink coords.

I hope enough of us appeal to HR to stop this nonsense.
Sincerely, a pissed off (and worried) office gothloli.

>PS I know it probably won’t even affect me much,but what if this kills her confidence and she feels singled out, come on, man, she’s all I have there, everyone else is like rockabilly.

>> No.9689759

>>9689747
You had me until
>little girl ones
You sound like one of those tumblrinas that goes "muh curves". I still agree with your original idea though, having an hourglass figure myself.

>> No.9689764

fakebois/nonbinaries (or trans people shouting about it everywhere)
I just feel so pissed by their existence for some reason. I wish this trend would die,they're always the one shitting up the tag by making awful coords on tumblr and IG too.

>> No.9689765

"Sage for off-topic". Since you know you're off-topic, why don't you just shut the fuck up?

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>>9689747
>LOLIta
>dresses for hourglass figures rather than little girl ones
This entire reply makes me unreasonably salty, does that count?

>> No.9689767

>>9689759
Sorry, didn't mean to make it sound that way, but its the best word I had at the moment. What would have been a better term for that body type? I don't have a problem with those bodies at all its really cute. I'm envious you have a great fashion like lolita to have at your finger tips actually. I was only expressing that I wish there was a style like lolita, but for girls whose tits don't make the cut for lolita is all. I'm not the original mosquito bite poster if that helps, I was just chiming in.

>> No.9689771

>>9689766
I don't think you understood what I was trying to say at all. I addressed that lolita wear would be ruined by big tits even.. I was just saying that the dresses these are inspired from like rococo or victorian or first wave feminism era fashion were originally for more shapely women and I wish that would make a comeback so more people can have access to elegant fashion.

>> No.9689772

>>9689747
it's inspired by stuff like anne of green gables and alice in wonderland, not victorian adults

>> No.9689773

>>9689747
You can just wear historical fashion. Look up Rosie Cooper or Lauren Rossi for inspo. Most of their clothes are thrifted from specialty stores or handmade, but I'm sure there is an actual forum (outside of 4chan) for enthusiasts with more resources.

>> No.9689774

>>9689767
nayrt but it's something I would call petite desu or average maybe?
I can feel you in a way, I used to feel wrong in normie fashion because mosquito bites and i'm small,like cute frilly shit,... Discovering lolita and general japanese fashion felt like a dream. I'm sure there are alternatives and dresses that could fit you though, don't give up! My ex gf was pretty curvy and hourglass shaped herself and she had two gothic dresses that looked amazing on her.

>> No.9689783

>>9689747
>pic related is what I'm thinking

You do realize those women aren't shaped that way, right? It was all whalebone corsets that broke ribs and caused internal injuries. They also had small breasts that were pushed up and looked large in comparison to their artificially tiny waists so your "muh dresses don't fit my tits" example doesn't work for them either.

>> No.9689784

>>9689772
I see, my mistake honestly. Still wish there was comeback of those styles those, but its hard finding anything like them or similar unless its lolita. Its just sad for me is all, I wish these styles were more accessible and common outside of a niche, but these clothes aren't nearly practical in a modern capitalism where everyone is working which is why they died out in the first place.
>>9689773
Oh, thanks this would be a nice way to kill time and hoard more dresses on my hardrive
>>9689774
>petit
duh it totally slipped my mind haha
I look fine in normie fashion and even a lot of more casual jfashion but lolita? wew no way i have the cute face for it but I am kind of an autist about the relationship between clothes and a wearer, if the clothes weren't made for that body type its best to avoid it and move onto something that was made with your type in mind. Well, with the exception of people who are fat and refuse to diet or exercise they are just making it harder on themselves not having any goals.

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>>9689784
>I am kind of an autist

>> No.9689789

>>9689783
Well, if you have a body like me you don't really need a corset especially one that would cause injuries. Sadly most women are just getting fat, but really curvy thin women exist, and its hilariously becoming harder to find clothes for hourglass shapes especially in burgerstan.

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>>9689789

>> No.9689792

Girls why does it alway turn into the cowtits vs flastchest war? I'm a 34D and my best friend could pass for a 12yo boy and we love each other like sisters, it's not about what protrudes from your chest, it's about what protudes from your heart.

TL;DR why can't we all get along?

>> No.9689793

>>9689792
It's just this one obnoxious person that's probably a guy to begin with.

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>>9689791

>> No.9689796

>>9689792
The flatter the chest the closer to the heart,but the bigger the chest the more to love.
All tiddies are good tiddies.

>> No.9689803 [DELETED] 

>there are real women on /cgl/ who think flat chest is in any way desirable because lonely fat virgins parroted a meme on 4chan
>these same women dress up in ugly gaudy outfits to distract from their ugly man faces and cover their undesirable body up as much as possible and have catfights all day
/cgl/ - delusional roasties
Cheers from /fit/. you gaudy consluts are always good to visit for a laugh

>> No.9689808

I visited a comm one time for ILD, and they mentioned that their meetup was gonna be held at a French restaurant. When I got to the meetup, turns out the so-called “restaurant” was actually an over-glorified crepe stand. We were the only people in the entire restaurant (around 10 people), yet it took them forever for them to come out with our overpriced but shitty food. The comm host then demanded that we leave five stars on their Yelp (which I still haven’t because I’m not gonna pander to a shitty restaurant out of obligation).
Afterwards, we decided to meet at a mall nearby, and ironically, the cafe we met up in at that mall had similar but better food. No one had any other plans that day but to aimlessly wander around the mall.

This was an ILD event, too. Never visiting that comm ever again.

>> No.9689809

>>9689803
>thinking the consluts and the gaudy outfit wearers are the same people
why are /fit/izens always retarded?

>> No.9689810

>>9689792
desu, I never got the whole cowtits vs DFC discussion because it's entirely obvious that a happy medium is best. Small bandsize somewhere around 28-32 with a moderate cupsize around C-D.

>> No.9689811

>>9689803
That's rich coming from the board that lives vicariously through Rich Piana.
(see what I did there?)

>> No.9689812

>>9689809
They are essentially the same person. I have never met a lolita that wasn't a slut and gave it up easily. They love to fuck in those frilly skirts with strangers.

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>>9689792
>overly sweet and optimistic tittymonster
I hate you already

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>>9689811
>be stupid roastie on /cgl/ posting stupid shit
>suddenly Rich Piana breaks your girly door down and stares you down
>"what the fuck is that stupid shit youre wearing slut?!"
>the lolita scrambles awkwardly nearly pissing herself
>"UWAH! I-I"
>before she can even say a word Rich Piana slams her stupid frilly gaudy ass against the wall by her hair
>Rich Piana begins to violently rip apart her expensive brand
>"NOOOOO STO-STOP THIS IS RAP-"
>Her mouth was soon occupied with Rich Piana's meaty figures gagging her slutty throat, she doesn't dare to bite to provoke him any more
>roastie anon stares into the void emotionless, motionless as struggle would only cause her more pain
>Rich Piana thrusts deep inside her concunny she involuntarily orgasms on his girth and tears roll down her cheeks in shame
>how could she have gotten off on Rich Piana?
>Rich Piana blows his load all over her ripped up outfit, laughing at her
>"get some better taste in brand bitch" he says before storming out of her room leaving her curled up in a ball and crying covered in his hot sticky Rich Piana

>> No.9689823

>>9689803
That's funny coming from you, /fit/. If anything you should be the last board mocking us for being "insecure".

>> No.9689824

>>9689816
>insecure jealously over stupid shit
typical from a troglodyte
http://nhne-pulse.org/study-women-with-large-breasts-are-smarter/

>> No.9689825

>>9689823
Stfu both of you

>> No.9689828

>>9689820
>>9689825
Okay ladies, false alarm
It isn't /fit/, it's /r9k/ masquerading as /fit/

>> No.9689829
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I'm angry at the Moitie survey existing. Moitie is perfect the way it is, it's always been perfect. If the brand isn't doing well they only needed to be in the spotlight a bit more often and make it easier to buy. If you want long bodices or some shit, guess what Moitie is not for you.

>> No.9689830 [DELETED] 

>>9689824
Preferences Of Men

Other research studies in the past have shown that most men prefer larger-breasted women. The researchers of those studies concluded that the preference for well-endowed females was somehow linked to natural selection.

A leading research website found that just 17% of 1,650 male respondents thought the idea breast size for a woman is below a C cup. A whopping 83 percent wanted a woman with larger, or significantly larger breasts.

On the other hand, only 26 percent said that the smallest size they would even consider was a B cup, while 20 percent admitted that breast size was the most important consideration they had when seeking a mate.

Genetics And Hormones

The Chicago sociologists believe their study suggests intelligent men prefer larger-breasted women for reproductive partners because the offspring from the union would be more likely to produce higher intelligence children and pass on the genes for large breasts to girls and higher intelligence to both sons and daughters.

Other sociologists speculate that the correlation between breast size and intelligence might be linked to female sex hormones that help determine the size, shape and firmness of the breast and also tend to result in better development of the brain.

Some women with smaller breasts might hold out hope that breast enhancement can boost their intelligence. Unfortunately, no such evidence exists to support that idea, although a formal study has never been done.
Tl;Dr
>natural selection has made intelligent men pass their genes into tittymonsters more than flat chested women because they are more desired
Mosquitos BTFO eternally, genetically and can never recover from their shit genes

>> No.9689833

>>9689830
Big tits are disgusting though and they're "doomed to sag"and I'd take small+perky over big any day, though I don't think breast size should be a factor when choosing a mate

>> No.9689835

Lolitas who are also into ageplay/DDLG. There is a girl in my comm who is, and every meet it's literally all I can think about even though she doesn't mix the two, at least in public anyway. It's just gross

>> No.9689837

>>9689833
And mosquitos are doomed to get the leftover unattractive fools that the prettier women didn't want because they werent successful enough thus not good providers and repeated failure being a sign of low intelligence and thus bad genetics.

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>>9689830
Honestly if a man looks at the breast size before anything else,they think with their dicks and thus,not exactly intelligent on top of being shallow. Not worth it.
Say what you want, but this study sounds like bullshit. I've encountered girls with big tiddies that were absolutely idiotic like i've encountered some that were pretty ok/intelligent. Both flatlets and cowtits can be dumb as fuck or super smart, this study sounds like bullshit to me but alright.
I'm a mosquito but I work in the scientific domain and while I don't think I'm the most intelligent being, I'm sure I'm not exactly unintelligent.
>inb4 xD le triggered mosquito bite t-totally BTFO
Why do you try so hard anyway? All tits are good as long as they aren't all saggy (which is inevitable though) you sound very young and immature.

>> No.9689842

>>9689835
The fact you know she's into it at all means she's obviously shared it publicly somewhere and thus deserves the shit she gets for it. Disgusting.

>> No.9689843
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Drawthreads

>> No.9689844

>>9689803
You idiots are still here?
Go cry on your homeboard on how lifting didn't get you a girlfriend. We don't want to hear your bitter ramblings.

>> No.9689846

>>9689841
Its not at all when you consider bigger breasted women have more to pick from and dominance because of a much higher sexual appeal.

>> No.9689848

>>9689841
Why don't you just ignore and report? Keep it cgl-related please

>> No.9689853

>>9689844
>We don't want to hear your bitter ramblings
She said in a thread of Seagulls rambling bitterly because another Seagull suggested they had the wrong kind of tits.

>> No.9689854

>>9689843
Why so? Drawthreads are always fun imo

>> No.9689855

>>9689828
they're pretty much the same userbase
/fit/ is just gym /r9k/

>> No.9689861

>>9689855
You're getting it. All men are the same, even the attractive ones.

>> No.9689869

>>9689855
This pretty much.
Also wtf I got warned for not pertaining to anything /cgl/ related while that guy's rambling about boobs is still there.

Anyway to stay on topic
>when someone totally derails a good thread
>girls stretching/altering brand especially a rare dress
>anyone into ddlg,agp,sissyfication because they can't keep it in the bedroom and have to let everyone know about it on top of invading lolita

>> No.9689872

>>9689816
hey I was just trying to be nice, why are you being like this?

>> No.9689874

>>9689869
>>when someone totally derails a good thread
so are you very angry at yourself? I don't think that's unreasonable desu

>girls stretching/altering brand especially a rare dress
this especially with really old releases, though if I never intend to buy that dress I still get salty

>> No.9689879

>>9689771
I don't think YOU understand her post at all. Stop trying to equate lolicon with lolita.

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>>9689872
Breast envy, it gets the breast of us
Best of tits
Breast of..

I hate you too.

>> No.9689883

>>9689874
I just answered to him, probably bait though, should've ignored.

Reminds me of the time Tifferet litteraly ripped Cat Tea Party in half. I don't even like that dress but jesus. I audibly gasped when I saw it.

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>>9689881
>the breast of us
I chuckled

>> No.9689888

>>9689829
All moitie really needs to do is list their measurements properly. People are demanding bigger sizes but even if they do comply it'll never be enough. Even saw some complaining that that giant maxicimam size wasn't big enough. Also on the long bodices thing, just buy skirts for fucks sake if you like a print so bad.

My unreasonable salt - brands don't release enough skirts anymore. I know people complain about skirts but they're cheaper and more versatile. I see so many prints that I love but have useless OTT cuts that I'll never wear. I know the Chinese market prefers OTT, but some of the stuff I see brands put out even in their regular releases are so fucking overdone that I feel like I'm wearing a costume, not a street fashion.

>> No.9689891

>>9689883
I don't even like sweet lolita but I just want to shake her and ask ''have you no respect??''

>> No.9689892

>>9689738
They were talking about fat people.

>> No.9689895

>>9689888
I think it’s good to see who is replying to moitie about sizing. I suggested they do MTO with more sizing options but otherwise size as normal.

>> No.9689896

>>9689888
Yes! My favourite brand used to be ETC but it's been years since I bought anything because of the lack of skirts. It makes me really sad.

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>>9689872
Why? Because you stupid fucking cows walk around with your rose-tinted glasses always happy and smiling and thinking life is wonderful all because you have those retarded lumps of fat dangling from your ribcages so everyone is nicer to you and things just always work out in your favor. Some guys are creppers and your back hurts sometimes and lolita looks dumb on you? Boo fucking hoo. Meanwhile the rest of us have no such luck and have to deal with the world as it really is and guess what it's not pretty.


ITS NOT FAIR AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

>> No.9689914

>>9689909
lolita looks dumb on you too

>> No.9689922

>>9689895
MTO with different sizing would make sense actually, I never even thought about that. Then the people who actually want bigger sizing could put their money where their mouth is instead of demanding the whole brand change.

>>9689896
I'm glad to hear another anon who misses having a lot of skirts. Every time I bring it up people just whine about how they're hard to coordinate, but it's sucks not having the option at least. I remember even AP used to put out a skirt with almost every print but now it's just the choice between the sack cuts or full on OTT with most brands. At least baby/aatp and moitie still put out skirts with most releases but it's hard to find decent coords with them over the OP or JSK cuts.

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>>9689909
How does it feel having the chest of a middle schooler? You must make you udder with envy

Er, shudder with envy

>> No.9689932

Lolitas who on the one hand make it super obvious they post here by
>posting clearly identifiable info in multiple threads
>simultaneously posting the same stories on /cgl/ and FB and
>greentexting or using 4chan slang on FB
but on the other hand constantly talk about how totally awful and unreasonable /cgl/ is, probably because someone didn't like their COF post one time. Why would you brag about posting here while simultaneously acting like you're above it? I don't want to be one of those "Hi X" faggots but goddamn if I'm not tempted sometimes. They make it so easy, too. If you're going to sit on that high horse then at least hide your trail better and stop crossposting your shitty opinions to Rufflechat after posting them here. People can tell! And nobody wants to read that shit twice, you're not that interesting.

>>9689888
>complaining that that giant maxicimam size wasn't big enough
The 150cm waist one? Jesus fucking christ. I bet she wasn't even a lolita, just some fat asshole who thinks everyone should be as miserable as she is. It's always the people who complain the loudest who haven't even tried to lose weight or make the fashion work for them.

>> No.9689941

>>9689909
Honesty anon neither of us can win. Girls with big boobs, girls with small boobs, we all get shit we don't want because of our tits. All we can do is enjoy our lives as best we can and
try to stop staring at the grass on the other side of the fence.

>> No.9689948

>>9689941
seconding.
Might I add,all tiddies are good tiddies no matter what anyone says they'll definitely always be someone who loves you and your boobs.

>> No.9689951 [DELETED] 

>>9689941
>>9689941
you're expecting too much of a flat thoughtlet. let them be lost in their primitive jealously, people who covet are less intelligent

>> No.9689980

>OTTfags calling "casual" or "simple" outfits boring
>or calling old school ita

>> No.9689986

>>9689980
I feel this.

>> No.9689991

>>9689932
Somewhat related, it pisses me off when people make it obvious who they are or try to guess/claim to know who someone else is. This place is supposed to be anonymous and I like it that way.

>> No.9690002

>>9689980
Related: people who got into the fashion in the last few years who blatantly disrespect its origins. Not everyone has to wear or even like old school but don't go runing around mocking brands for being "ita" in the past. If they hadn't produced those "ita" pieces back then, they wouldn't have been here to make your blurry see-through sack dresses for you in 2017.

>> No.9690003

>>9689980
Thats because all the pink and sugar goes to their brains.

>> No.9690011

>>9689824
wtf I love tiddies even more now

>> No.9690024

>>9689692
Shitty cosplayers thinking they are the last gift to men. They critizise good cosplayers with awesome cosplays and who look beautiful. Then they post themselves and you can only see a bunch of ugly, jelly fatties wearing halfassed cosplays.

>> No.9690026 [DELETED] 

Don't wear j-fashion if you aren't a petite, flat, loli-looking girl. It's just not for you, gurls.

>> No.9690029

Don't wear j-fashion if you aren't a petite, flat, thin, loli-looking girl. It's just not for you, gurls.

>> No.9690030

>>9689991
I agree that it's annoying as fuck so I restrain myself. Sometimes they make it frustratingly easy, though. It's like being at a masquerade party and it's polite to pretend you don't know who you're talking to, but the person across from you keeps dropping these really ridiculously obvious hints to their identity that you're just supposed to ignore.

Maybe some girls in my comm are especially stupid about this, I don't know. But it's gotten to the point where someone will tell me something at a meet and I'll nod along like yes you've told me this before, but then it turns out they haven't and I actually recognise the story from /cgl/. It's super awkward when you both realise that this person shared a bunch of intimate insecurities with, for instance, the feels thread and now you're sitting across from them and you have to act like you don't know that was them but you obviously do. They shared those things in confidence under the veil of anonymity so it feels somehow intrusive that I read it and was able to link it to them, but like... hide your identity a little better next time?

>> No.9690031

>>9690029
>loli-looking
Stop baiting please. Ive never regretted making a thread so much. All I wanted was to spit out some salt.

>> No.9690033

>>9690011
Don't we all? Go big or go homo

>> No.9690035 [DELETED] 

>>9689830
Studies pulled out of your ass, fatty.

Men see titty monsters as prostitutes. PROSTITUTES. They won'f fucking marry you. They want the waifu material (Futaba Sakura type) to marry and have their kids.

Sorry no men will ever love you. They will fuck you, and pay you after. Nothing else.

>> No.9690039

>>9689854
No they're not.

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>>9690039
Sounds like you never get drawn, probably for good reason

>> No.9690048

>>9690031
I'm sorry for that thread anon it was a good idea until fit/robots retards came in with their tiddy fight and low bait.

Contributing
>cosplayers not cutting their wig and just pinning their bangs
>uwu anyone can look good in cosplay and if you don't say so you're a meanie!! type of positivity along with "all lolitas are luvlies"
>people thinking it's ok to be thirsty because "but she shows skin i can't contain my virgin ass in front of a girl showing skin she must be asking for it"
>child predators in con, if i ever catch one myself you can be sure i'll make them know what i think of them

>> No.9690050

>>9689829
Agreed. Have you seen the comments/reviews on their Facebook? Makes it obvious that the people complaining haven't even bought anything from Moitie.

>>9689888
Please. I can get away with wearing skirts to work, but a JSK/OP would be too much.

>>9689895
I wrote that in as well, let's hope they go with that, and see how many of these people actually support it.

>>9689932
>>150cm waist
That's almost how tall I am. How in the hell does someone get that round?

Contributing to salt: when the metals and/or leathers in a coord don't match.

>> No.9690052

>>9690048
goes without saying that the third one applies for both boys AND girls (i once witnessed two girls pinching this sebastian cosplayer's butt because "xD but madame red does the same! he's so handsome!!". Life isn't anime. Don't touch cosplayers or anyone for that matter if they're not consenting)
It's alright to fangirl/fanboy when you see your fave character or someone that looks good but being creepy is a fucking no.

>> No.9690058 [DELETED] 

>>9690035
Where are your studies? Sounds like you're repeating 4chan memes instead of looking at the reality of the situation. Men prefer big boobies. Period. So much so big titter women get the genetically superior men every time

>> No.9690067

>>9689853
At least it's all seagulls and not guys who hate all women (but still expect us to care about them) because tfw no gf.

>> No.9690070

>>9690067
Yeah instead it's just women who hate all women and tfw no bf. Big improvement I'm sure

>> No.9690071

>>9690070
They're generally 10x less annoying, nowhere near as delusional, actually do have boyfriends, and don't hate all women (just ones that push their buttons). For example, only a robot would save idiotic, unsourced graphs and present them as truth. A seagull is far more up-front about just not liking things or people without trying to foolishly posit her opinions in a dishonest, pseudo-intellectual way. So, yeah.
Maybe go back to your own board since you're obviously not wanted? Lmao.

>> No.9690072

SJWs and leftists make me incredible salty to the point where I've come to terms with being a lone lolita since they are apparently the only types of lolitas that exist irl (and if other types exist, they are staying under the radar or something).

>> No.9690074

>>9690035
>spelling errors and caplocks indicating fanny flustering and impatience, messy behavior
>applying neckbeard fantasies on anime forums to the fantasies of Chads
I think the study is on point. The mosquito rage from /cgl/ and /cgl/ in general only backs it up further.

>> No.9690075

>>9689803
I know you guys do chest, biceps, legs, etc. When is the face day?

So you can fit that ugly shit.

>> No.9690076

>>9690071
>They're generally 10x less annoying, nowhere near as delusional
If you say so. This board falls for bait so shamefully and the thread is ruined the moment body type is brought up.

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>>9690070
lmao speak for yourself I love other women especially the salty seagull kind


My favorite are the especially savage ones like: >>9690075

>> No.9690079

>>9690031
>old, tall, fatty with 50 year old face spotted.

all asian fashion is thought for women who look like girls. if you are a monster, stop trying to fit into something 5 sizes smaller.

>> No.9690081

>>9690075
>tfw you posted on a face day once and twenty or so /fit/izens went on a rampage about my lack of shoulder muscles and developed neck

They get salty if you have anything resembling facial gains

>> No.9690082

>>9690078
Seconding. I'm fucking gay for other women and have no problem with them (unless they're being mean to me).
I love the gulls.

>> No.9690084

>>9690079
As a man I can say asian fashion, especially lolita, is really hideous in gneral and it would be embarrassing to be dating a girl with the mind and fashion sense of a preschooler. Why do you think looking like a little girl is good in your 20s? It's creepy as fuck and disturbing you never developed into a proper woman.

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>>9690084
Funny how you seem to think sweet lolita is all lolita. Do you think pic related looks like a little girl too?

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>>9690084
I feel like I've seen this post before
like you guys need to get better material cause it's weak

>> No.9690089

>>9690084
>as a man
Opinion discarded. Dick or gtfo.

More seriously,lolita here,why would you want to look like a little girl in your 20s or past? I'm gonna agree with mananon there it's creepy as fuck and it probably shows you have a mental issue.
It's ok to wear alt fashion AND be an adult.

>> No.9690090

>>9690086
Just really cringy. Screams like she watched too much beetle juice growing up and never realized how ugly goth is not to mention a redflag to a person mental health

>> No.9690092

>>9690086
Even sweet can look good and not like "widdle girl clothes uwuwu". It all depends on how you wear it. Off course if you put your hair in pigtails,put on a squeaky voice while wearing an AP (and even then,AP made good stuff) set in pink you're gonna look childish, but with Baby or Innocent World you can still wear soft colors while being mature.

Now whether or not you find it hideous is your own taste. Which is perfectly respectable.

>> No.9690093

>>9690089
>opinion discarded
>writes about how she agrees with my opinion
Jesus.

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>>9690090
1/10 for making me respond
>inb4 not baiting stay ugly and embarassing in your ugly clothes you womanchild!1!

>> No.9690095

>>9690084
It would be embarrasing to date someone who judges other people's fashion choices and form their opinion of people based on their clothes.

>> No.9690096

>>9690084
you know, that's a fair opinion. Not the only opinion out there, but I accept it.

In a way you're more right than you think because a lot of asian fashion was developed as a fuck you to the "male gaze" and societal perception in general.

Anyone who loses their panties that you don't like it isn't really in love with the fashion, or they wouldn't care what you think and even accept that you don't like it

>> No.9690101

>>9690093
Just the part where it's creepy as fuck,because that's common sense that wanting to look like a child when you're an adult is creepy.
The whole "uwu lolita looks embarassing and you should be embarassed for trying to look like little girls desu!!!" shit is getting old on top of being retarded. Also who the fuck cares you have a penis? Why announce it?

>> No.9690102

>>9690094
Just because you call it bait doesn't mean it isn't true.

>> No.9690104

>>9690095
Ok. First of all, what you wear is completely dependant on the taste of the wearer. If the wearer chooses to look like a little girl it really screams red flag. Much like how a fat person is judged to have a lack of self control. If you chose to wear little girl clothes or gaudy ugly outfits in general I'm going to think you are insane or at the very least no self awareness to how bad their taste is.

>> No.9690107

>>9689909
Nah, speak for yourself, I'm so glad I don't have large tits. I felt bad in high school but being older now I realize how fortunate I am. They still look fantastic, no stretch marks, no invasive unwanted attention, not having to worry about ulterior motives, most stuff fits and looks good, no back pain, no pancakes, it's pretty great.

>> No.9690109

>>9690104
Second of all, if you wear this in a group to mcdonalds. To many people that is like going out in a group of fursuits. It's distracting, its ugly, it stands out in a bad way and clashes, it's in bad taste, it screams the group have a depravity for attention and moved to the bizarre realms of culture to find it, it's just really ugly to see a group of gaudy lolita eating at McDonald's in all honesty especially when most of them are really ugly/wear gaudy outlandish outfits that honestly look like fancy stripper wear at times.
Tldr
Lolita especially sweet lolita that go all out looks like a group of strippers on their way to a party. It's ugly

>> No.9690110

>>9689692
How every single lolita is a massive cunt, honestly.
Why cant you people just chill out

>> No.9690114 [DELETED] 

you are all degenerates you know that? just delete this thread already

>> No.9690115

Men in Lolita.

>But I'm transgender, anon!

Fuck off. I don't care. I feel like it defeats the purpose of lolita and they will almost always look ugly in it with their jawlines - obviously there are some exceptions, but I just don't care.

>> No.9690126

>>9690114
Everything about this board is degenerate. It's a train wreck.

>> No.9690128

>>9690110
So does that make you a cunt or a normie?

>> No.9690129 [DELETED] 

>>9690058
>>Long story is long. Part 1

I asked every man I could for 10 years straight and observed couples through that time. I also asked women, either with big or small breasts, about their love life.

Conclusions: men prefer flat girls because there is a lower probability of cheating - both thin and fat flatties. All I see is every time I go out are hot guys with flat chested women - thin, fat, ugly or beautiful. But flat.

Big breasted women complain that men only want them for sex. Small breasted women have the same boyfriend for 4-6 years straight and rarely had more than 2 boyfriends before they found the perfect guy to marry or find him right in the 1st/2nd try.

I have never, ever seen a single man going out with a big breasted woman seriously. This women are alone or have fuck buddies only. First, they think those are their boyfriends. Usually, guys try to make this girls understand they aren't serious, but they refuse to listen and are later surprised when they get dumped for a short, flat, younger looking woman.

Men use this prostitute-old-looking women to fuck until they met their ideal, pure, virginal, innocent and dreamy to marry and have a family. After they get married and sex drive falls, they resort to pay actual prostitutes withouth their wives knowing, only because they have the urge to fuck. Thought they love their wives, they are only using prostitutes as if they were sex dolls, just like they did with the big breasted girls in their youth.

>>(continues in part 2)

>> No.9690131 [DELETED] 

>> Long story is long. Part 2.

If anything, primitive instinct forces men to look at wider hips and tiny breast: it does mean the woman is able and ready to bear children safely and never had a child before. Their primitive instinct tells them that women with big breasts did already had children and that is the reason why their breasts are already big. Even if they don't know, even if this isn't the case, they act accordinly and think about that big breasted woman as a prostitute.

No man wants to marry an already used woman who will look like an old whale once they reach 30. If you ask men and they see that you are willing to know their sincere opinion withouth judging them or bashing them for it, they will literally tell you all of this. You will realize that what they say fits with reality. Unless you want to create your own reality and just ignore the truth, as you and that retarded "study" did.

Men are very picky with the woman they want to marry. But they aren't picky at all about the woman they will fuck this weekend.

>>End of life, lol

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>>9690129
I want to say nobody cares but I know gulls are going to eat this shit up

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>>9690131
What primitive part of the world are you from??

>> No.9690145

>>9690131
I will agree that hips are the best

>> No.9690147

>>9690101
He's announcing it because no one has ever cared that he has a penis. That's his salt he's bringing to the table.

God, this thread is a mess.

>> No.9690149

>>9689752
Or having the same exact shitty make-up for every female character ever

>> No.9690154

Really specific but when people in friend finder thread write "Europe". Why won't you write a specific country? Americans nearly always write their states, and they speak the same language for fucks sake.

>> No.9690158

>>9690154
I mean why would you need to be more specific if you only want to have online friends to chat with and don't plan on meeting up or anything?

>> No.9690160

>>9690147
And yet you contribute to it

>> No.9690161

>>9690082
This.

>> No.9690164

>>9690158
nayrt but I look for friends who speak certain languages and from the countries I travel a lot to for work. Even if they don't want to see me irl it would be nice to know some locals there.

>> No.9690168

>>9690164
Oh ok, makes sense. I'm specifically interested in making international friends, not ones from my own country, so just putting Europe worked out better for me in the past.

>> No.9690177

>>9689764
reporting in. not sure what to do about it. into this because mentally ill, but unwilling to discuss lolita, let alone ever buy anything, for the reasons you gave.
i think this is a reasonable way to play it. i mean tons of fat americans are into sports that they'll never be able to play right? just disappointing, oh well

>> No.9690178 [DELETED] 

>>9690129
>>9690131
Depends on how brown your skin is. The browner the more you are into asses. But if you are dating or trying to attract shitskins that is pretty disgusting of you. White men prefer tits. Also this study is a mess, how many women were questioned, men? any details on think like age or race or country? You complained about sources being puled from ones ass but this report reeks of it unless he was in a third world country or strictly asking spics and niggers.

>> No.9690181

FtM crossplayers in general. Usually the younger ones though. I don't know why they piss me off because I know not all of them at whiny, lolrandumb, fujoshits but maybe I just associate them all together these days? Or there's just something about wanting to look like a guy so hard and clearly falling so short makes my eyes metaphorically roll to the back of my head.

Maybe it's just because I'm such a closet nerd who is really secretive about my fujoshit life that seeing girls so openly dressing up at the guys they want to fuck/see fucked makes me project my self loathing.

>> No.9690183

>>9689767
>>9689771
You are way too polite for this place. Keep up the good work

>>9690109
This is awfully specific, did a group of Lolitas bully your fat ass because you were eating extra large fries?

>> No.9690190

>>9690183
Ha, thanks, i try not to give into the bullying here. it just makes the boards look like cats hissing at each other rather than talking about egl or cosplay. Its such a shame the threads bomb the moment fatty accusations drop, its rare to see them recover after this point, the bait is by the truckloads

>> No.9690202

>>9690190
You, I like you.
I try to do the same,which is why i just said "no offense". I don't see the point in being overly salty (even in such a thread lol) about things and be complete dicks just because we're anonymous. So I try to behave myself.
Sometimes I get salty but I usually admit if i get too salty.

>> No.9690207

>>9690202
>>9690202
Well, we are in a salt thread, so i am also not surprised its a salty thread. I am bothered when this happens more commonly than it should on /cgl/ outside of here, its like, cant we go one day without judging each other and exchange information

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when people claim that they wear lolita all the time and do lifestyler stuff when they actually... don't. for what purpose? i don't think all lolitas need to be lifestylers or anything, or that lifestylers are better, but don't lie if you just wear it once a month and don't have related hobbies. it's so weirdly common.

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Fat people in Lolita are one thing, but I'm sick of the fatties who complain about how burandos don't cater to their girth or how hard it is to find items when they also refuse to lose the weight. At almost every meet I go to in my comm, there is always a discussion about this, with everyone agreeing that Japan needs to stop being so "fatphobic" as if a bunch of land-whale Westerners have any input in how the social norms of other countries should be. If Lolita means that much to them, then they should either suck it up and lose weight or buy from Taobao or Indie brands that do custom sizing instead if they're too lazy to get into shape. No one is entitled to burando clothing just because they cannot put the fork down and go to the gym for once.

>>9689808
What low standards, it sounds like that comm is full of cheap-asses or teenagers. Nothing of value was lost, Anon.

>>9689888
Christ, how big are these people if MaM isn't big enough?

>> No.9690219

>>9690211
I think it's some sort of wishful thinking

>> No.9690222

>>9690211
I used to do that years ago as a teenager, I think it's because it's something they really aspire to be (but can't) and they lie about it to look "cool" on the internet or give their arguments more weight in lolita threads as in "i wear it everyday so clearly i know a lot!".

>> No.9690226

>>9690222
I know guys who do this lol. They were both introduced to cgl by their ex-girlfriends.

>> No.9690230

Overstyling a wig by chopping it to bits then parading it around on your head like you're the king/queen of the world when it actually looks like a four year old took a pair of scissors to your hair while you were sleeping.

That and not styling the bangs on your wig so instead you just separate them right down the middle and make yourself look like you have the worlds biggest five-head.

>> No.9690268

>>9689792
It's men, trying to rp as girls and stir shit. I have never met another woman who wasn't kind and sympathetic to breast problems on both sides.

Men invented the word chestlet after all to try and make small boobers feel bad. Little do they know, that is a great thing in fashion, Japanese or otherwise.

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>>9690268
>Little do they know, that is a great thing in fashion, Japanese or otherwise.

>> No.9690273

>>9690268
This. I hate koalafuckers so much.

>> No.9690298

>>9690131
Face>Hips>butt>boobs

>> No.9690309

>>9689735
remember back when that one shop was super popular that sold stick on deco nails and every lolita worth their salt had them? i wish i could remember the shop name i really want a pair again

>> No.9690337

>>9689735
Plain fingernails look the best for lolita though; anything else looks trashy, especially acrylics with nail art.

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>>9690298
>butt>boobs
No

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>>9690230
>you just separate them right down the middle
>mfw

>> No.9690405

>>9690109
>depravity for attention
Can we rename lolita this? I want to tell people I'm wearing "depravity for attention" instead of a Japanese fashion.

>> No.9690414

>>9689734
thats what im going to call mine from now on
>previously it was "cancer lumps"

>> No.9690417

>>9689909
>things just always work out in your favor.
I have breast hypertrophy from a medication induced hyperprolactinaemiaThings are not working in my favor.

>back hurts sometimes
It hurts all the time. It’s externally painful.
I’m getting a breast reduction that’s fully covered by insurance because my abnormally large breasts are an actual medical problem. They’re so heavy they’re impairing my breathing. I wear baggy clothing to hide them. All the clothing I wore five months ago don’t fit. It’s an absolute nightmare. I can’t wait to finally have normal sized breasts.

>> No.9690418

>>9690340
Bitch it's true. The ass is the center of the body.

>> No.9690428

>>9690417
Forgot to add before someone jumps on calling me a land whale, I’m 5’7 with a 31 inch waist and chubby but my breasts measure 52 inches. That’s a fucking 17 inch difference.

>> No.9690447

>tfw perfect medium sized titties

>> No.9690449

>>9690428
and tits are all fat. youre a whale with big fat deposits on your fat body.

>> No.9690452

>>9689701
>underdeveloped woman being angry towards endowed women cliche

>> No.9690479

>>9690449
No they arent open up a human biology book sometime. Wew it really is true bitter no-titters are stupid compared to their oppai counterparts.

>> No.9690498

>>9689758
Have you talked to her? Having another lolita in the office sounds fun and you could be friends

>> No.9690499

>>9690418
>The ass is the center of the body.
The hips are

>> No.9690502

itt; bitter no titters

>> No.9690592

>>9690479
so youre a fatty and youre lactating too? must suck not being able to wear brand

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>> No.9690600

somehow i cant bring myself to feel bad for fatties who cant wear anything close to burando. if they really cared about how they looked theyd lay off the food. the food period.

>> No.9690602

>>9690428
>31in waist, 52in bust
>17in difference
you're fat and bad at basic arithmetic, good job

>> No.9690608

>>9690600
what about skinny people/shorties who are too small for a lot of burando? not trying to start something, but i've always been curious about what people think when they see me swimming in everything

>> No.9690618

>>9690594
>you will never suck on your onee-chan's nipples shoot me

>> No.9690631

>>9690608
i think it depends on the style. im not a fan of sack dresses but i think they look better with the waist very loose/oversize. old school looks better imo if it fits a little large - think cornets purposeful oversize dresses that larger girls are wearing tight and thinking "fit"
oversized clothing in general has been trendy but ill fitting stretched out ripped seams will never be cute.
as for things being too long i think looks better if you at least wear heels. flat tea parties and too-long dress look wrong

>> No.9690663

today I learned girls can reeeee too

>> No.9690665

>>9690499
Which is why I like hips more.

>> No.9690748

>>9689810
>is best
>my opinion is fact!
you are the problem. granted, people need to address their insecurity if opinions like this jostle them, but no one asked you.

gulls, you will never, ever be happy if you try to be an ideal. everyone has different tastes, there is no one true way to be beautiful. being lusted after =/= being loved. no matter how attractive you feel, someone will not like your look. who cares? you will lose your minds attempting to please everyone. don't rip your fellow gulls apart about their bodies.

so tired of these jedi mind tricks. if you saw the people behind the posts telling you "all girls should have x or y" you'd likely consider taking those posts to heart as compliments or putdowns
these opinions should not matter to you. be the best you can be, because no one else can be you. the people who appreciate you make themselves known in your life. ladies aren't a hivemind, and neither are guys. only allow in the words from those who value you for who you are.

your hobbies are weird af. why not go all the way with your non-normativity. live free, be yourself. rise above the body anxieties that plague our respective cultures. enjoy yourself and cosplay/j-fash will always be fun!

>> No.9690749

this thread is a trainwreck

>> No.9690751

>>9690748
>*reconsider

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>>9690749
It’s supposed to be yes?

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>>9690748
Can't believe you wrote a whole blog post

>> No.9690763

>>9689909
At least you don't have to shell out over a $100 for a decent cute bra. Because you can be either slim with small tits or fat with big tits, no other option. And when you somehow do find the right size for a lower price, it's always a cheaply made ugly thing that stretches out completely after 6 months. I'm not even in the cowtits territory, but a narrow ribcage apparently only allowes for 3 possible cup sizes.

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>8th grade
>went from happily flat to miserably huge in the span of a summer
>girls all hate me and guys all wanna bone me now
>start hating my chest and myself
>start dressing like a grandma
>start starving myself
>start working out excessively
>went years without close friends or intimacy of any kind
>eventually meet mr right
I mean he still stares at them like a hungry wolf and he's like a kid in a candy store when we're behind closed doors, boy will be boys I guess, but I know for a fact he loves me for me and not for them so it's fine.

>> No.9690888

>>9690883
>>9690883
>girlfriend was a late bloomer and looked like a middle schooler in highschool got teased a lot for being flat
>year after graduation she fucking booms into a sexy super model
>she now has an amazing ass nice above average tits on top of being the awkward nerdy girl I've loved since freshman year
Life can be so good. What did I do to deserve this my god. I was perfectly fine with her before but now I'm almost scared she's too good for me.

>> No.9690889
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>tfw all this boob talk made me feel insecure about my measly B cups
I haven't felt that insecurity in years ever since I got into japanese fashion.
A-At least i'm not interested in guys so maybe girls won't mind me being a flatlet. My body isn't too ugly,i"m apparently kind and funny and "cute" (even though i think i look gross/ugli) so I have hope ;_; right?

>>9690883
You sound like someone that needs to be protected at all costs. Pls be safe.

>> No.9690894

>>9690889
Flat let's are cute, don't worry. A lot of guys like big knockers, but most of us are willing to realize those aren't actually common. Flatness is great anyways. Nothing quite like when my tongue is painting a flat chest like a canvas

>> No.9690895

>>9690894
You sure you don't want a side of sausage and eggs with that pancake?

>> No.9690897

>>9689701
All the styles I like don't look good on big tits ass and hips. Doesn't help that I'm short.

>> No.9690899

Speaking of things that make you unreasonably salty.
>the phrase cowtits
I'm only a D cup but skinny and keep getting called this on the internet.

>> No.9690900

>>9690888
Don't let that get to your head, she loves you and that's that. Strive to be the best version of yourself for her and count your blessings every day.

>>9690889
I'm more than safe and sound in his arms, trust me.

>> No.9690901

>>9690895
Being flat isn't the same as being a trap/tranny.

>> No.9690904

>>9690899
I prefer tittymonster myself, it still is mainly referencing your boobs but at least monsters can be cool or scary or powerful or cute.

>> No.9690905

>>9690900
Haha, don't worry i know under that stacy body is the same ol qt awkward nerd girl who is into warhammer anime cosplaying and lolita(even though she cant really wear most of her old lolita clothes anymore, i do miss that) lol I hope your boyfriend protects your smile even when it becomes wrinkly

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>>9690894
A-Anon

>>9690895
Not a pancake,they actually fill my hands!

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>>9690904
Give me give me
bigger titties
be they wrinkly
be they saggy
i just want
a pair of titties

>> No.9690957

>>9690883
>I mean he still stares at them like a hungry wolf and he's like a kid in a candy store when we're behind closed doors
Is this supposed to be bad?

>> No.9690983
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>"unreasonable" salt thread
>mfw too many people trying to justify their salt itt

Poor illiterate children.

>> No.9690989

>>9689812
>I have never met a Lolita

This is the true part.

>> No.9690993

>>9690983
I wonder if it's unresonable of me to be salty that so many replies are off-topic and gulls take bait so easily

>> No.9691009
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>People on /cgl/ whining that newer AP is like taobao

I know it's a vocal minority because you only ever see it here. I'm not saying that they don't have some terrible recent misses, like fucking queen chocolate, but either these people don't actually own any AP or are unironically mentally challenged in some way to believe that AP has dropped enough in quality to be on par with taobao.

Not saying they haven dropped in quality either, but certainly not enough for this meme to be anything else but utterly retarded. Baby/AaTP have dropped more in quality and you never see people shitting themselves over

>AATP IS TAOBAOOOOO

>> No.9691017

>>9689692
I unfriend people on facebook when they post about taobao.
Since my favourite brand closed down and MM is in a coma or something, brand loyalty has become important to me. I have unfollowed some of my favorite lolitas on insta too.

>> No.9691025

>>9690989
the scene is notorious for sluts dude. The entire conscene is notorious for the rampant sex.

>> No.9691030

>>9691025
>con scene

So you've met conlitas. But have you met one who actual goes to meets/tea parties/etc?

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>>9691030
>oh no the most common kind of lolitas don't count as representative of the majority of lolitas!

>> No.9691034

>>9691033
>the most common kind
>conlitas
Is this true? My heart is broken

>> No.9691035

>>9691030
The the fuck would a random man be able to get into a tea part or a meetup without being invited by them? A con is the obvious place a man would have a chance to meet a girl into lolita fashion aside from meeting one who had the balls to go into the wild in it or he happened to know someone who had it as a hobby he didn't know about.

>> No.9691036

>>9691034
No, it's not. At all. This is just some stupid guy who thinks all Lolitas are freaks wanting his dick.

>> No.9691039

>>9691035
I assume since he's on /cgl/ in a thread filled with the saltiest people on earth(lolitas) he'd know a bit about lolitas before speaking out. He's probably just from /r9k/ though.

>> No.9691040

>>9691035
Most lolitas I know wear it on their own. Could be because my comm is pure shit despite having over 500 members.

>> No.9691041

>>9691039
A lot of them get their impression from congirls, hence the cancerous stereotypes.

>> No.9691042

>>9691039
>lolitas are the saltiest people on earth
>there are people out there who throw a hissy fit if you don't wear trousers every day

>> No.9691043

>>9691040
>aside from meeting one who had the balls to go into the wild
The chances of that are not very good, let alone it would be awkward as fuck to be approached by a sweaty fat man commenting my outfit and how he knows about jfashion too.

>> No.9691046

>>9691042
It's a well known fact that lolitas are the epitome of salty.

>> No.9691048

>>9691046
this thread was made for salt and it's full of angry dudes pretending to have boobs

>> No.9691049

>>9691048
A predictable outcome

>> No.9691050

>>9691048
I don't know how this response is at all relevant to what I posted but k?

>> No.9691068

People who look at bait and think ''this is so funny, thank you!'' when it isn't good in any way piss me off

>> No.9691074

>>9691009
I think it has to do with how the print looks.

>> No.9691079

>>9689766
But muh curves are beautiful and only real wymyn have meat on their bones

>> No.9691088
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OK gulls, let's say this is you and your friends, which one would you be?

>> No.9691090

>>9691088
None, they all look fat.

>> No.9691099

>>9691088
None, they all look white.

>> No.9691103

>>9691088
>a group of white normies
None.

>> No.9691112

>>9689758
We couldn't wear costumes for Halloween because apparently one client became offended over a witch hat last year. That made me unbearably salty. Bitch probably got triggered every five seconds- just don't fucking go out on Halloween man.

>> No.9691117

>>9689789
I thought you'd be a good fit for vintage fashion but honey that fashion has even stricter guidelines for shape and everyone shoved themselves into shape wear no matter what their original body shape is. The point of corsets early on and shapewear later wasn't just to put your body into a more ideal shape - it's to smooth any other unwanted curves you have and create the more streamlined ideal you posted up above.

>> No.9691131
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9691131

>have 32A boobs
>microscopic waist
>wide hips
>discover lolita
>my world is changed
>never been more grateful in my life for having small tits

>mfw I hear bitches whining about being too small-chested
Are you all seriously jealous of hucows? Jealous of women who have a distinct disadvantage in the fashion?

>> No.9691135

>>9691131
You must have seen all the posts pointing out the bait and rping too then

>> No.9691141

>>9691135
I'm going to be honest with you, I just skimmed the bait. I know that for every legitimate post on 4chan there's 50 pieces of bait and RP. My unreasonable saltiness comes from the 1 chick out of those 50 that genuinely has an issue with her body.

>> No.9691148

>>9691088
Tbh the only one out of place is the girl in the blue shirt. She's like the awkward middle schooler hanging out with her older sister and her friends. The other three girls are attractive.

>> No.9691152

>>9691148
Blonde on the left looks like she got rekt by the ugly stick, how is she attractive?

>> No.9691160

>>9691088
Why is the tit cow the only one that doesn't look like she's in horrible pain while smiling

>> No.9691163

>>9691141
The boob discussions are the bait. Some of it was deleted but not all

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>>9689747
You realize the women in your pic related are very slim and not exactly moomoo or nigri proportions, right?
Inb4 mosquito yada yada, 32B-C is more than enough.

>>9689754
related
>fatties who sell stretched out brand as "in good condition"
>SJWs who try to force other lolitas to put up with old, bearded sissies and assorted diaper fetishists

>>9689812
we're being brigaded by the incels banned from reddit.

>>9689888
Even the Chinese market would be happy with more skirts, plenty of Chinese girls that are over 170 cm these days.

>>9689924
Nipples won't be pointing at my toes when I'm thirty the way they do with people like Tess Munster, the bison with the milkbags.

>>9689980
This. I'm not schlepping a fucking scepter around or wearing a towering inferno on my head when I wear my frills to work.

>>9690084
>as a man
It thinks its opinion matters, lol.

>>9690109
>looks like a group of strippers
Your fat ass has no idea how hard it is to get in and out of that mountain of frills. It's not a velcro miniskirt police suit over a thong, you whore.

>>9690217
And they're not just stretching out the waists, but even the armholes suffer. If a loose sack dress end up looking like a fucking tank top, it's not cut for your body.

>>9690608
VM tends to run really small, smaller than MM in my experienced, and a little oversized always looks cuter than bursting at the seams sausage kei. How short are we talking, three feet? You can always have them altered.

>>9691025
>this is what pedophile photographers actually believe

>>9691088
none, they're all fatter.

>> No.9691173

>>9691167
You sound like a miserable person.

>> No.9691174

>>9691167
>i-its just role play
>n-no one actually believes this
Waiting for other gulls to damage control for you

>> No.9691183

>>9691167
>/cgl/ in a nutshell

>>9691174
This is a salt thread, so just bring your popcorn.

>> No.9691184

>>9691174
I do believe Tess Munster is a massive lardbag with two pounds of makeup to cover up the grease sweats, and reinforced steel in her corsets to keep her massive girth in some subtle reminder of female form, so I won't try to salvage that part of the comment. I got too bored by this wall of text to read the rest.

>> No.9691186

>>9691074
No, people meme about "quality" of how the garment is constructed on top of it. Those who argue the prints look like taobao also confuse me because it's like they've never seen an AP dress in person. Sure there are some terrible designs(again, looking at you Queen Chocolate) but saying the print looks like taobao is a reach.

>> No.9691195

>>9690989
You know, having never seen the fashion irl I'm really curious what it looks like live, especially on a real person

>> No.9691296

>>9689765
I can understand this, though I've used it occasionally if I want to reply to a side discussion that is going on in a thread, or if I have a piece of info that an anon might find helpful but that doesn't go back to the main topic of the thread. I'd agree that off-topic posts should be made sparingly though.

>> No.9691315

>>9689692
>Invites Lolita friend over
>Be over friendly because there are no more friends and feels lonely
>Show wardrobe, even let try some pieces and skirts
>Friend starts to get too grabby.
>Starts crushing skirt to make it shorter
>Crushing crushing
>Mfw I gave the permission to wear my clothes in the first place
>Mfw I can't deal with people after all

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>>9691173
Miserable for not wanting shit to get stretched to hell and back? It's my privilege.

>> No.9691352

>>9691337
>other peoples' clothes are MY privilege
Okay, snowflake.

>> No.9691381

>>9691352
If they try to sell ruined shit "as new" on the second hand market? Yes, they are. Why is that so hard to understand.

>> No.9691388

>>9691381
It can happen with any kind of seller. Leave a negative feedback and pursue a refund instead of acting like an entitled brat presuming every fattie wants to sell you their dresses and be dishonest about the condition.

>> No.9691391

>>9691315
crushing?

>> No.9691402

>>9691315
>crushing skirt
i'm assuming you mean like, folding or gathering up? it's made of fabric, it's not like it'll shatter. if you want her to be more gentle with your clothes, either tell her or don't let it happen again.

>> No.9691425

>>9691315
crushing? wtf

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>>9689792
that "protrudes from your heart" has me cackling desu

>> No.9691450

>>9689861
cgl's lesbian overlords strike again

>> No.9691475
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One thing that annoys me is how people don't seem to take care of there teeth. I think you spend all this time dolling yourself up and when you go out and smile you got mismatched colors because of plaque buildup. Seriously two times a day for two and a half mins, floss and brush works wonders.

>> No.9691477

>>9690748
no shit it's his opinion, by virtue of the fact that it came out of his mouth
you're the kind of person who would get pissed when someone says "red is the best color" you fucking dolt

>> No.9691493

>>9691475
Some people are genetically predisposed to have their teeth yellow. Unless they're incredibly nasty how are you even seeing this plaque build up?

>> No.9691518

>>9691475
usually if the teeth are uneven in colour its the enamel itself that was created these colours. the only way to fix it is professionally (i have a tiny spot on one tooth thats like unnaturally whiter than the rest from fluoride deposits in water)

>> No.9691532

>>9691475
Pft, be prepared to be barraged by a million excuses as to why a bunch of otherwise shallow bitches who spend hundreds on materials for costumes, travel, and convention merch suddenly can't afford to save a couple hundred for a professional cleaning twice a year.

Getting teeth taken care of is literally the easiest thing to do, unless one has major orthodontic problems. Yellow teeth though? Gross. Plaque buildup? Fucking disgusting lazy shit.

>> No.9691547 [DELETED] 

>>9691167
You're entire body is more than enough fatty

>> No.9691551

>>9691167
your entire body is more than enough fatty

>> No.9691552

>>9690889
B is average size.
Not in fat burgermerica though.

>> No.9691560

>>9691532
I've had a lot of dental work done thanks to genetics and I can tell you what you're saying about yellowed teeth being gross is stupid. It happens naturally, people have yellower teeth than others because of genetics/coffee/ berries.

>> No.9691568

>>9691148
Funny, I find her and yellow shirt the prettier ones.

>> No.9691574

>>9691560
>genetics/coffee/ berries
One of those things is not like the others.
Food staining can be taken care of with a bleach kit that costs less than $60.
You sound worse than fatties who scream 'MUH GENETICS' and act like that's a reason the majority of fatties are the way they are when in reality disease and genetics only accounts for a very small portion. Same thing with teeth yellowing, there is only a very small sliver of population whose teeth cannot get whiter.

Other things that make your teeth grossly yellow:
>smoking
>purging
>tea and soda
>alcohol

The majority of cosplayers indulge in most of those things. I won't be fooled with excuses.

>> No.9691578

>>9691574
So you're saying people should spend money on a completely unnecessary procedure/products because you find something unattractive?

>> No.9691580

>>9691578
yes, that's exactly what they're saying. fatties like to project their insecurities, and if they have to project it onto people's teeth, that's what they'll do.

teeth whitening also makes your teeth more sensitive, and it's not for everyone.

>> No.9691584

>>9691580
>"Don't like the color of my teeth? Y-you must be f-f-f-fat ;____;"

Holy shit LMAO. Just brush your teeth with some baking soda, yellowtooth yancy!

>>9691578
>So you're saying people should spend money on makeup and hair products because you don't find them attractive?
>So you're saying people should spend money on healthier food and gym memberships if you don't find them attractive?
>So you're saying people should spend money on better cosplay materials if you don't find their quality attractive?

You don't have to anon, just don't be so assblasted when people think you have shitty teeth.

>> No.9691586

>>9691160
Life is good with cowtits. There is no pain except backpain.

>> No.9691588

>>9691574
anon, you DO know that teeth are naturally yellow and that white teeth are a sign of poor health and thoroughly fucked enamel? Teeth are yellow for a ton of reasons, like genetics, and you getting upset about it is the same as you getting upset that not everyone bleaches their hair blond. It is stupid, and shows a real lack of education on your part.

>> No.9691591

>>9691588
>that white teeth are a sign of poor health and thoroughly fucked enamel
Is this what people with yellow teeth tell themselves? No, not everyone with whitened teeth has fucked their enamel. And having yellow teeth (not natural off-white teeth, YELLOW) are usually the ones with the piss poor enamel.
>"Getting angry at people who don't go to the dentist is like being angry at people for not bleaching their hair."
Sure anon.

>> No.9691592

>>9691584
>y-you called me fat and stupid? y-you must have YELLOW TEETH!!!
>implying i don't have whitened teeth
>implying brushing with baking soda is good for your teeth

>> No.9691594

>>9691592
Nobody with regular teeth would be whiteknighting for yellow teeth this hard.

>> No.9691597

>>9691594
>whitened teeth
>regular teeth
ah, you're just an idiot aren't you?

>> No.9691598

>>9691475
you know what else i hate? when the bitches in my comm don't wipe the discharge from the inside of their panties before coming to a meet. they could at least pretend they're making an effort, jesus christ.

>> No.9691600

>>9691597
Haha what are you even on about, yellow one?

>> No.9691601

>>9691600
I'm sure you're slacking on your esl classes, but you should go back and brush up on your reading comprehension. It makes you look pretty foolish when you can't understand basic sentences!

>> No.9691603

>>9691584
Sorry you're fat and ugly, maybe use some of the money you spend on whitening your teeth on taking care of the rest of your appearance instead.

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>>9691493
>>9691518
>>9691560
>>9691578
>>9691580
>>9691588
>>9691592
>>9691597

>> No.9691607

>>9691603
Wow, you really hate people with nice teeth lol.

>> No.9691609

>>9691591
>>9691594
Pretty sure what people are referring to as "yellow teeth" in this context is people who have off white/yellow-er than bleached teeth, not actually straight up yellow teeth.
You can go to the dentist regularly and still have yellowed teeth, because it's natural occurrence.
When you whiten your teeth, you do actually strip enamel off your teeth, so yes, you are weakening your teeth when you whiten them. It's extremely painful for people who already have sensitive teeth.
>t. dentist
Please stop talking out of your asses when you clearly have no idea about teeth.

>> No.9691612

this is the new cringe thread, no?

>> No.9691614

>>9691605
If you think this is the kind of teeth we're defending then you really are retarded. Is this bleach getting to your brain?

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>this thread

>> No.9691617

>>9691609
>Pretty sure what people are referring to as "yellow teeth" in this context is people who have off white/yellow-er than bleached teeth
OP, even I, have made the distinction between the two. Anons are being insecure.

>you do actually strip enamel off your teeth
Only certain whitening agents do this. Most do not, especially the ones dentists recommend.
The sensitivity actually comes by when the bleaching crosses over the dentin behind your enamel and hits the nerves. It doesn't indicate a stripping of enamel at all. Google it.

>t. dentist
Yeah right.

>> No.9691619

>>9691605
Oh, I guess you are an idiot then. Thanks for the confirmation.

>> No.9691620

>>9691619
You're so pathetic, yellowina.

>> No.9691622

>>9691620
Being fat and stupid is a really sad combination. I hope you shed that extra weight someday!

>> No.9691624

>>9691622
You sure are sensitive :^) Are you sure you didn't slip a whitening strip while you were pounding that keyboard?

>> No.9691626

>>9691620
>calls others pathetic
>spergs out over a natural thing that happens to people's teeth

hmm

>> No.9691627

>>9691624
Aw, did it hurt your feelings that I called you fat? It's okay, I know you can't change your intelligence, but you can change your size!! Work on getting that size 12, and slowly go down!

>> No.9691629

>>9691627
>>9691626
>still chimping out over people with better teeth than yourself
At least fatties can lose weight, you sound permaugly.

>> No.9691630

>>9689854
Drawthreads are indeed fun. I am personally unreasonably salty because one time I drew someone and they thanked every single person that drew them except for me. My drawing was not even the worst one there, as far as technical quality goes, tho I will admit like many artists in draw threads my art is pretty amateurish. Maybe they missed it or something, idk. I linked it to their photo and everything. It just made me feel sad, I didn't do it to get praised out the ass but a simple thank you would have been nice and polite.

>> No.9691632

>>9691630
Oh and just to clarify, the first sentence is sincere lol, the threads are truly fun and I love seeing the cute sketches gulls come up with.

>> No.9691633

>>9691629
>being so upset that you confirm you're a fatty
k e k

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>>9691617
Did you just really pretend to be a dentist? Lol.

>> No.9691635

>>9691633
Where did I say I was fat exactly? Whew, and you are the samefag saying other people lack reading comprehension and pretending you're a dentist.

>> No.9691636

>>9691634
Whoops meant for >>9691609

>> No.9691640

>>9691635
>everyone who disagrees with me is a samefag!!
ah yes, we're all the same person on cgl. or you might just be projecting :^) stay angry fatty, you'll shed those pounds someday.

>> No.9691644

>>9691640
Maybe you should ask fat anon for a slice of some humble pie. If you're insecure about teeth yellowing, you probably shouldn't be body shaming in the same sentence.

>> No.9691645

>>9691617
>Only certain whitening agents do this. Most do not, especially the ones dentists recommend.
Uh, generally when you go in to the dentist to get your teeth whitened, they don't just recommend you to use some third party "whitening agent". You go in for sessions where they bleach your teeth for you in office. Most of the time when people are given take home trays, it's because their teeth are too sensitive for normal whitening, and even then you're not going to be recommended to use a random third party product. And all whitening agents that actually work do weaken your enamel, you're literally applying some form of peroxide to your teeth.
If you read again slowly this time, you'll see that I never said sensitivity comes from the enamel being stripped. I said that it (whitening) is painful for people who already have sensitive teeth.
Again, don't talk out of your ass when your only source is "google it".

>> No.9691653

>>9691644
>m-muh bodyshaming!!!!!!!!
fatties unite! smother those FAT SHAMERS with your bodies!

>> No.9691654

dont really want to reply to anyone because its getting ridiculous but if any of yall knew about teeth, when new enamel hardens on fresh adult teeth it can set a beige colour naturally, not bright dirty stained yellow, but a neutral tone beige, almost always in splotches on the direct centre of the tooths front. they can also set abnormally opaque paper white, whilst the rest of the tooth would be a more natural white. if your enamel has been discoloured in splotches since your teeth came out your gums your dentist can remove the discolouration and fill in with a tooth resin. i had it done to remove a harsh/stark white spot on my front tooth. it needs to be replaced every ten or so years and can cause tooth sensitivity. these splotches arent the same thing as dirty or stained teeth, you cant change the colour of the splotches with just a tooth whitening kit, or even with a professional whitening.
peace

>> No.9691664

>>9691654
Yep, plus people with braces can easily get calcium deposits that cause discoloring on their teeth, which isn't going to be fixed with simple whitening.

>> No.9691668

>>9691645
>they don't just recommend you to use some third party "whitening agent"
Untrue.
If you tell them your budget literally every office has a "third party" aka supported product that they recommend that you can do at home. Most will sell kits to you in-office. Not that you'd know, because you're clearly not even a hygienist and no less a dentist.
>And all whitening agents that actually work do weaken your enamel
A simple google search would dispel this misinformation you keep spouting.
Sources(not that you care):
>https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/teeth-whitening-safety#1
>https://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/oral-care/products/do-whitening-strips-damage-teeth1.htm

TL;DR Normal use of strips does not break down enamel. Every source warning about enamel stripping will precede with "overuse."

>you'll see that I never said sensitivity comes from the enamel being stripped
>all whitening agents that actually work do weaken your enamel

You're literally saying it "weakens" enamel when that's not the process, nor does it do so. Stop trying to pass yourself off as a dentist, it's embarrassing.

>> No.9691676

>>9691664
>calcium deposits that cause discoloring on their teeth

Calculus deposits come off with a simple cleaning you moron.

>> No.9691680

>>9691676
silly anon, calculus isnt for teeth its for maths!

>> No.9691683

>>9691680
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus_(dental)

>> No.9691687

>>9691680
Are you the midi skirt anon

>> No.9691688

>>9691676
No, when you have braces, the calcium deposits leave white spots on your teeth that do not come off with a simple cleaning or whitening. Nice wikipedia source though.

>> No.9691690

>>9691687
who? in this thread or? i just like dad jokes

>> No.9691695

>>9691688
Because they have braces on. The "calcium deposits" you're talking about are plaque buildup aka calculus. But this isn't about anons with braces, even most people with braces don't have shitty yellow teeth and pretend to be dentists on 4chan when they're wrong about whitening procedures.

>> No.9691702

>>9691668
If they're selling you the kits IN OFFICE, they're not random third party whitening agents. Whitening agents do weaken your enamel, but not at the level where it causes discomfort unless you overuse them, because you're slowly wearing down the enamel by a small amount each time you whiten your teeth. It's not like suddenly the nth time you whiten your teeth your enamel suddenly goes nuts and breaks down immediately.

>> No.9691707

>>9691702
My dentist offers Olaplex. Which is something you can buy on amazon. It is a "third party" product, although I still don't even know what you mean by that. Professional? All mass-marketed whitening products have to pass testing and are safe with normal use.
>Whitening agents do weaken your enamel
Source? I've provided mine. No credible source will say whitening products will weaken enamel. My dentist doesn't say that, and it seems the only places on the internet that say such crap are on mom blogs. And guess what? If you're seeing a dentist twice a year they'd fucking warn you if they started to see tooth damage from your idiotic wanton use of them.

>> No.9691710

>>9691695
Stop projecting your samefagging onto other people. I didn't say anything about yellow teeth, just that calcium deposits can cause discoloring on your teeth. And it's not noticeable when you have the brackets on, it's noticeable when you have the brackets taken off. The white spots that are left behind aren't able to be fixed just by going in for a cleaning or whitening your teeth.

>> No.9691712

>>9691710
>I didn't say anything about yellow teeth, just that calcium deposits can cause discoloring on your teeth.
>"I didn't say anything about _____, just that _____ can do ______."
You're samefagging like a rabid bitch that's cornered, and backpedaling like you're trying to lose 100 pounds. Just admit you're wrong about something on the internet and move on. You're anonymous anyway.

>> No.9691714

>>9691707
the only olaplex i know is a hair treatment? is it something by the same brand or some sort of accidental name coincidence?

>> No.9691715

>>9691714
Oopsie daisy. *Opalescence.

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>>9691712
Projection isn't cute when you're called out for samefagging. Try harder next time.

>> No.9691718

>>9691716
Usually people who do this proofless screencap thing are samefagging pretty hard.

>> No.9691720

>>9691718
Usually people who claim "your screencap proves nothing!!!" are trying to project their samefagging onto someone else.

>> No.9691722

>>9691720
Usually people who say others are projecting do an awful lot of the projecting.

>> No.9691724

>>9691716
>>9691718
>>9691720
>>9691722
OK, now kiss her

>> No.9691725

>>9691724
Not with those yellow teeth!

>> No.9691727

>>9691722
>this circular logic
At least you know you had no more arguments to make

>> No.9691728

>>9690217
This, though. I'm fat. When I was younger I got super butthurt that burando wasn't available in my size. But the more I grew up I understood that that was my own damn fault. More than anything it pisses me off that people think it's okay to be my size and that it should be accepted. No. This shit is miserable. My back went out four years ago because it couldn't handle my weight plus the weight of my beauty school bag (which to be fair was heavy as shit with like six books and all of my styling equipment). It still acts up on occassion and puts me out of commission for a couple days. I finally sucked it up and got to the doctor four months ago so I can do something about it. These fat fucks talking about how evil doctors/nutritionists/etc are are so full of shit. They are my biggest cheerleaders. It turns out my body is dangerously low on certain vitamins, attributing to my extremely low energy, and the supplements/shots they've started me on have helped so much. I quit soda cold turkey and try to drink around half a gallon of water minimum a day.
I'm down thirty-ish pounds so far and, god, I already feel so much better. A couple people have started noticing and it puts me on cloud nine. After being fat literally my entire life, the best thing to hear in the world is "You look like you're losing weight!" It's so rewarding. Idgaf about the excess skin thing. I'll cross that bridge when I get there. But it's a hell of a lot better than dying at 53 due to diabetes complications, which, thank God, I do not have.
I can't wait until the day when I can choose to buy something off of, like, Taobao, and not have to search for custom sizing. More than anything, though, I just want to not hate my legs.

I don't understand how other fat people can look in the mirror naked and think "Damn, my cellulite and cottage cheese are sexy as fuck. Who needs to see their knees anyway?"

I'm sorry. I think I went overboard.

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>>9690337

>> No.9691753

>>9691727
Said the person who said they're a dentist kek.
10/10 thread girls.

>> No.9691841

>>9690763
Actually at less common sizes like 30A or 30 AA... it happens too. It's either you wear a bra that is too big for you or you pay a lot at smallshops that actually sell your sizes.
Before you say if you have a smaller bust you can go bra-less. Many girls with small boobs have what I call offensive nipples that make you look like you are cold all of the time... this makes things uncomfortable.

>> No.9691982

>>9691598
Don't they sell panty liners in your country? They're not just for pit stains. Barbarians.

>> No.9691984

>>9691635
You don't have to say shit when you're projecting like an IMAX.

>>9691714
Ignore that anon, she doesn't have any teeth.

>>9691728
You have the right attitude, anon. Hang in there! It's not just about fitting into burando, it's about being able to haul your ass around without feeling you're at death's door.

>> No.9692087

>>9691984
You should let it go girl.

>> No.9692118

>>9691728
This is the biggest strawman post I've ever seen. Why are you pretending you're fat, anon? And why so randomly at the end of an autosaging thread?

>> No.9692254

I cant wait for the next thread. I have juicy comm drama to post. Flouncing and all.

>> No.9692305

>>9692118
desu this is my first time on CGL in forever and I forgot about autosaging. I thought I killed it lol. I mean, I'm not pretending. I've posted myself here before and the literal response was "U cute but wtf those legs". People even ignored that I was in an obvious replica (didn't know better when I bought it). I weigh over 300lbs.

>> No.9692498

>>9692305
Well, it sounds like you're doing good. It just made me raise a brow, because usually when people reply to bait like that they're being tongue in cheek. Thanks for clearing that up and good luck on your journey.

>> No.9693783

You all SUCK

>> No.9693968

>>9691475
>Teeth have yellow banding that were caused by antibiotics when I was younger
>brush, floss, and mouthwash every day
>Go to dentist twice a year to do cleanings
>Teeth are perfectly healthy, they just look below average
Some little things aren't worth changing for people like you.
Kys.

>> No.9696187

I suppose I dislike the amount of cockiness or arrogance that comes off of cosfamous people. Not all of them are like that, but some are. Really thats probably applicable to non-cosplay stuff, as no one likes a douchebag or bitch, but thats really one of the only problems I have with cosplay.

>> No.9697936

>>9692254
There is a comm thread, this isn't it

>> No.9698096

>>9697936
unreasonable saltiness is definitely on topic to post flouncing itas

>> No.9698546

>>9690268
this, it's just some greasy shutins trying to rp their ebin anime fantasy, it's really obvious by how they use anime avatars to convince themselves they're bitchy little girls instead of 400 pound 30 something men
>>9689816
>>9689701
>>9689736
>>9689909

>> No.9699197

>Seeing people go to cons I can't afford to go to.
>Cons that happen to be out-of-state so I don't have the means
>Has a job but doesn't pay enough for me to attend many. ( only three)

>Is a Black male that likes cute black women, but a lot of them date white men/nonblack men
>Tells himself to chill
>feels discouraging

Ooooh well.