/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

You try to set up a nice tea party, but then some ita screams "Allahu Akbar!" and farts.

Man I just really love lolis.

Omg i know someone that looks exactly like that guy drawing and i can't
>>9685746
Consider seppuku

>>9685746
>tfw no gf that's looks underage but isn't.

>>9685749
>tfw am the gf that looks underage but isn't

>>9685755
...b-brisbane?! I've been told I'm handsome, please let me buy you coffee and take you to the planetarium!!!!!

>>9685755
You should eat more dairy products and work out, it's not a good look

>>9685758
LEAVE THE LOLI ALONE

Man I just really love lolita™

>>9685746
Reported, the van is ready

>>9685680
and we came here to stay and fuck this stupid board :^)
women in the kitchen pls
Also, mods are on our side

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The fact that someone would even pretend that /cgl/ would invite me over from /r9k/ getting raided made me feel great

Hold me I want to die

>want to go to con
>afraid webm related will happen
how to deal with this kind of anxiety?

>>9685808
Don't get close to guys. Go with female friends. Buy a pepper spray.

>>9685749
I can pass for underage but not grill

>>9685819
>Assuming girls aren't more likely to physically attack you at cons then guys

>>9685825
t. has never rejected a guy

>>9685827
t. I am a guy

I've been assaulted by more girls at cons because I don't want to take photos with them because I just want to browse then I've had guys try to start fights with me for the same reason. Girls just think because they're girls they're allowed to hit you and act like emotional children.

>>9685825
>>9685832
I don't think that a girl can k.o. you with one hit.

>>9685836
Therefore it's okay to physically attack someone as long as you don't knock them out?

>>9685839
Yes
It's the same reason that it's OK for tumblr to invade 4chan but not the other way around.

>>9685841
>tumblr
>capable of invading anything
lmao

>>9685680
Honestly I'd take virgin-senpai over chad-kun any day

>>9685808
99% of men won't hit a female so you're probably fine

>>9685839
Are you retarded? Did you see that webm?

You can't compare mean girls to real knockouts. If they are really aggressive you should call the police instead of beaching about that on 4chin.

is this the containment thread for robots?

>>9685853
That's not the point made you fucking dipshit. The point is that the person is assuming that males are the ones more likely to be violent when it's the opposite. Yes a male can do more damage when violent, but if your goal is to avoid violence then you're better off hanging out with guys than other girls.

Do people really believe that /r9k/ does organized raids on /cgl/?
I think you gulls either overestimate your importance or you have a persecution complex.

>>9685848
I'm here bby :DD

>>9685852
t. statistics pulled from your mum ass

>>9685857
Males are the ones more likely to be violent AND can do more damage. The only point to hang out with them is to get protection from other males (but they also can be aggressive so it's still a risk).

>>9685859
There's thread on r9k right now. Sage for double post.

>>9685808
>how to deal with this kind of anxiety?
Face your fears and realize that they're absurd. Walking into the closet is the best way to realize that there is no monster hiding there.

..and rest assured, the average man is more than willing to rush to a woman's aid and white knight if another man so much as raises his voice to a woman in a threatening tone.

tl;dr: It's all in your head.

tfw the OP pic looks exaxtly like me and my ex and I'm reminded that she's gone forever

>>9685881
>organized raid
>post on r9k right now
>its a falseflag post asking them to come over
not a raid you retard

>>9685885
If you look like the guy in the OP then you look like faggot lol.

>>9685848
What if I give Chad vibes, but never had a gf?

>>9685888
desu I did look like that back then so I did look like a faggot when younger. Thanks for reminding me that I'm a better person now, although you were trying to be rude. I still miss her, but my mood is 100% better.

Why are most men such crybabies with a fragile ego?
Yeesh.

>>9685914
wow. you know, you kind of hurt my feelings with that one. im feeling upset and honestly a little shocked. lets talk this over. how are you feeling?

>>9685914
>able to openly discuss how you feel anonymously
>talk about what makes you weak since you're finally able to safely

Better than as a woman where they're just actively vile, hostile, dense, and still actively seeking attention.

>>9685917
>>9685919
It's bait you morons. Jesus you'd think r9k would know bait since their board is like 90 percent people waiting each other

>>9685921
this.
Anyone with a working prefrontal cortex would notice it's obvious bait.

>>9685921
>>9685927
fuck me you're right. What is wrong with me?

>>9685897
Worst of both worlds desu

Why are we having an influx of maleposters lately? They derail threads talking about their dicks and gulls are stupid enough to take the bait and thus they ruin the whole thread,it's annoying.
I just wish gulls had at least my level of intelligence and didn't respond to bait at all. It would be so much better.

If you've ever witnessed a /cgl/ fit thread you'll understand immediately what robots ahve been arguing for years now - roasties are vile and quick to turn on one another, and live on vitriol and Chad's dick

>>9685898
No one cares.

>>9685935

>had at least my level of intelligence

had me goin for a second

>>9685941
>No one cares.
>replied

>>9685935
Not all of us have an irrational fear of men, some of us appreciate the attention.
They're kind of annoying but they mean well, be nicer to them.

>>9685939
The fitness threads on here are banned for other reasons. They used to leave the thread and shit on male cosplayers with "dyel fags get out" and female cosplayers with "much dick" and "thicc".

>>9685945
>some of us appreciate the attention
>implying you're not a dude yourself

>>9685945
I came here from /fit/-/r9k/ threads memeing us to show up, now I'm interested in this stuff. Sucks that I know nothing about it, and now too have to wait for everyone else to get bored.

>>9685790
so, do I just stand there, in the kitchen, or would you actually be dumb enough to eat any food I'd prepare for you?
If you're fug, expect painful poisoning.

>>9685939
>g-girls are evil, aren't loyal and turn on each other!!1!
>proceeds to discriminate against own sex with made-up male stereotype, which is actually anyone with normal to above-average social skills

>>9685945
stop rping as a gull. we don't want you here pls and thanks

Can we get the feels thread back on track?
And now, for my feel:
>keep losing auctions
>nvm it's just stuff I don't really need desperately anyways
>oh fuck my dd is on lacemarket
>mana-sama pls don't let me lose this one

>>43500548
first you want us to not post here now you want us at convention?
make up your mind faggots

>>9685961
wow girl you go queen slaaaayyyyyyy

:fire: :fire: :fire: retweeted and followed

>>9685964
>And now, for my feel:
boring feel desu

So /cgl/ I'm visiting while /r9k/ is being flooded with refugees. However I did actually want to cosplay for a convention next year. I'm not sure if I'm dreaming too big for my first time but where do I go for help on this board?

Also bad feel
>come to realize gfd is top fetish for me
>6'1+ with beard and wide back / large hands
>come to terms with the fact it's probably not going to happen
badfeel.wav

>>>>/fit/43500548
first you don't like us posting now you want us at your sweaty, autism fests?
make up your mind

>>9685964
Good luck, anon! What's your dd?

>>9685976
there's a general help thread, you could try there for your cosplay

>>9685976
>where do I go for help on this board?
Try the literal help thread >>9662390

>>9685980
Thank you!!! I'd say but I know people have sniped dresses from anons before just because... So I'll tell you after!

>>9685983
That didn't feel too obvious but thank you
>>9685981
Thanks

>>9685986
Perfectly understandable, honestly. Do post again when you get it!

>hoarded velveteen over the last and this year like a second ice age is going to happen
>winter temperatures finally hit my country
Finally my time has come gulls. And I'm just beginning to shine! since there are 3 other velveteen items in the mail.

>>9685790
Based mods.

>>9686005
Please post your coords, I live for velveteen dresses.

>>9685978
Do you not understand that r9k and fit are making false flag threads for the luls?

>meets a guy
>he seems nice
>nice!
>eventually adds him on FB
>see him commenting epik maymays xD on (actual,not bullshit 3rd wave) feminist posts
>post about female inventors
>nice but partially wrong
>"WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIET -tags friend-"
>post on how catcalling is annoying
>"kek so we can't flirt anymore? fucking feminists that's why we shouldnt have given you any rights"
I hate SJWs but edgelords are just as insufferable, my god.

>want to cosplay as reg for AX or maybe even Anime Next
>Don't know if I will be aesthetic enough by then. Worried I'll still have a lingering gut
Oh lordy

>>9685952
>so afraid of penises you start seeing them everywhere
I feel for you, gull

>>9686028
Fuck off back to your own board. It's getting really annoying how you people keep taking threads off topic to talk about aesthetics and gear

>>9685956
lel, this. and after that they go make "tfw no gf" threads.
No wonder half of them are virgins or never had a gf.

>>9686031
But I'm talking about feels and cosplaying friend
How do you personally feel about out of shape people cosplaying?

>>9685914
Because men these days are taught that having an ego equals rape.

>>9685935
I mostly lurk and occasionally post cunstructive/harmless replies.
Hope you don't mind.

>>9686022
>post on how catcalling is annoying
How many women are actually affected by catcalling?
Unless you live in a shit (read black) neighborhood or go out to party a lot you will literally never be catcalled.

>>9686041
You forgot to tip your fedora and say m'lady.
What a cringe post.

>>9686045
Y-you too.

>>9685790
mods = gods

>>9686038
Poor oppressed babies.
Life is so hard.

>>9685790
I love you, based mod

>>9685808
textbook narcissism. no one cares about you on a personal level

>>9685874
>Males are the ones more likely to be violent AND can do more damage. The only point to hang out with them is to get protection from other males (but they also can be aggressive so it's still a risk)

Then explain why gay male relationships have the least amount of violance and lesbian relationships have the most.

does this board have actual girls or just pic related?

>>9686042
I 99% sure all of my friends have been catcalled before. Doesn't mean that it happens often, especially since a lot of my friends are pretty introverted and barely leave the house. Still annoying when it happens though.

Robot here. I frequently go to cons shitfaced drunk to make fun of weebs and ugly con sluts, also read as cglfags.
I've been nearly kicked out of several cons, became infamous in the cosplay community in one city, and will continue my rampage.
Get fucked, 'gulls'. Get fucked.

See you at Magfest, where I have a room at the Gaylord.

>>9686084
I was talking about heterosexual males. Gays are best bros.

>>9686095
Are you a dyke?

>>9686099
No, she's one of those cunts that think of gay men as cute accesories instead of human beings.
Fuck her.

>>9686101
So she is a straight girl hating on men? seems pretty counter-productive

>tfw no ouji gf

>>9686028
you have enough time, stop eating. reg-kun must be 100% ottermode. don't do my husbando dirty, please.

>>9686099
>>9686101
>>9686103
Nope, nope and nope.
I'm in happy relationship. My bf is the least aggressive man in the world. But I was raped once, attacked few times and my father was abusive, so I'm so sorry that I cannot believe that women are worse.

>go to college
>half japanese girl wears lolita to class once a week
>she wears cute outfits other days of the week
>want to compliment her outfits
>tfw don't want to look like a creeper

Wh-what do lads?

>>9686121
>Hey X I like your style, you dress really cute
>this color flatters you
>you look great today
It's very simple, anon. Bonus points if you can namedrop the brand she's wearing, or point out a specific thing about her outfit that you like, like an accessory; caring about small details is a plus, at least in my opinion.

>>9686128

I'm a boy, I'm not supposed to know brands of these things. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she is a gull either. Tbqh, it's really hard since she usually comes in late and I don't want to attack her after class either just to give a compliment lol.

>>9686115
lmao, please be bait

>>9686105
Iktf :(((( last gf was goth gf but she didn't like my weeb dresses and that was just a deal breaker for me, so now I'm alone again :((((

storytime: robot raid edition (1/3)

>be me, girl, in high school
>no-kiss virgin
>super conservative parents were controlling and abusive, particularly physically
>was not allowed to listen to music, watch anything with a PG+ rating
>new kid joins school
>slightly chubby, very introverted, adorable haircut, sits brooding in corner
>crush starts immediately
>become friends with this guy
>we chat for hours almost everyday
>his home life is all messed up, and he also suffered physical abuse as a kid
>intense feelings of protection and empathy coursing through me everyday for this kid
>kid confesses he has a crush on another girl at school
>secretly a little bummed but I encourage the hell out of him
>not gonna let insecurity and self-doubt hold him back
>confesses to girl, but girl gently turns him down
>kid gets even more depressed than before, but I'm still there for him and we still talk
>he mentions suicide quite a bit so I stay as close as I can
>comes to school one day with a gift for me
>small collectible as a token of his friendship
>I couldn't be happier
>days later, suddenly his manner in our convos changes
>he's sour, mistrusting, accuses me of being a liar, won't tell me what the hell is going on
>starts verbally abusing me, berating me for my beliefs
>thinking he's just venting, still want to be there because he's a friend and I still kind of like him a lot
>from this point on, convos range from okay to shitty beratement
>am naive teenager from abusive home with no idea how healthy relationships work
>confess to him
>he doesn't believe me. makes fun of me for liking him. strings me along
>doesn't reject me, but doesn't seem interested in me
>can't stop my feelings
>he starts keeping me at a distance, won't acknowledge me in school
>want to be near him as much as possible but he literally ignores me

>>9686139
(cont. 2/3)

>still chats me up online every night
>wishes he could get laid
>wishes he had a gf
>often says things I don't understand like "Habeeb it" that I assume are inside jokes (will come back to this, obviously)
>soon the subject of our chats gets gradually sexual
>red-blooded teenage girl talking to crush
>but very worried about physical things because of past
>it seems to be all he really wants to talk about
>one day school has overnight event
>a lot of people come, it's fun
>4am rolls around, exhausted
>bunch of people lay themselves down on floor in math room
>he lies next to me
>dark, other people are just inches away
>suddenly I feel his hand on my leg
>freeze up
>hand advances to my crotch
>I silently move his hand away
>he moves his hand back and starts gingerly moving it in weird circles
>he's basically patting my bush and is nowhere near my clitoris
>I move away, get up, and go to the bathroom
>look at reflection, I'm shaking
>can't control my body, having a small but steady panic attack
>return to room, try to tell him I can't stop shaking
>didn't get it then but I found out later that he assumed I was orgasming
>atomicfacepalm.jpg
>goes to touch me again but I get back up and tell him to meet me downstairs. we need to talk
>I go first, he meets me minutes later
>tell him I really like him
>he goes to turn lights off
>no, you don't understand
>grabs my hand to pull it to his pants
>pull hand away, tell him I really like him and try to explain I'm not ready for sexual stuff
>he gets mad and leaves in a huff
>I sleep alone in empty room in the corner of building's bottom floor
>guy ignores me for next two months
>then one day contacts me to apologize and say he respects my beliefs and my decision
>ok, this is fine
>complains about not having a gf
>areyouserious
>even after everything, I was still interested in him romantically
>probably would have given him muh 1st time if he liked me back

>>9686140
(3/3)

>graduation rolls around
>go to huge house party that night to celebrate
>guy is there, looks drunk
>I'm sober, try to help him
>drunkenly and loudly lamenting several things
>yells about how he wants his virginity back
>who the fuck? how the fuck?
>intense mixture of confusion & possessive jealousy
>always complained about being unlucky with girls
>weeks later I run from work to see him off for the summer
>brushes me off, shoulder-pats everyone but me
>never see him again

Never found out who gave him puss, but it's not my business. Still have the gift he gave me. don't know what to do with it. found out a little while ago from high school friend who was briefly my roommate, that he was mutually feeling up but stopped after she confessed to him, so that's at least 2 girls who genuinely liked him.
I also found out that he suspected me of telling everyone he had a crush on the original girl, which was really painful to hear. I guess that's why his attitude changed toward me and he got so mean. if only he'd trusted me, but he just ran with the accusation because it probably fulfilled some womenRscum shit he learned online.
you probably already figured this out, but this guy was a flamin' b-tard channer, who stupidly decided to try and become a "Chad" even though people liked him the way he was. there's nothing wrong with being vulnerable, or needing help, especially as a fucked up young person.

I just thought to share because some of you might be like this guy. if you're addicted to your own sorrows and trapped in a self-destructive spiral, it's your own fault that you don't have happiness or romance. sexist ideals will keep you from the good things in life.
I wonder if he's still out there rejecting people hoping to meet and marry his ultimate JAV waifu, Maria Ozawa.

I hope he's way healthier and happier now. I don't wish anything bad on him. I don't know if I'd ever feel comfortable crossing paths again, but I'm mostly healed and hope he's well.

>>9686130
Don't sperg, act like a human. And honestly, as a boy complimenting her coord and mentioning the specific brand if you can is the absolute BEST way you could start that interaction. Showing you have an understanding or interest in the fashion immediately elevates you out of "possible creeper just trying to hit on me" to "person I share a common interest with".

If you're worried about the implications of liking lolita specifically, you can always say you like alternative fashion or j-fashion, make it a generalized statement instead of a specific one.

>con in two weeks
>had to finish my shit up quickly because I'll be gone for uni till then
>costume is a shit-job in my eyes
>whenever I post for constructive criticism, people just say they think it's great
>afraid they're just lying

How the fuck do I get over the fact that everything I make is pure shit in my eyes.

>>9686130
Your gender is completely irrelevant to brand or fashion knowledge but alright, compliment her on an accessory she's wearing instead, or her makeup, or how she styled her hair, or even her nails if they're done up cutely like the rest of her aesthetic. It's not crucial, you can just tell her she looks cute if you feel more at ease with that, it's just a more thoughtful compliment, you know?

>>9686115
Same here. I have a really nice bf and my father and brothers were amazing but i had so much shit coming from guys.
Like,yeah I got shit from other girls,just like boys get shit from other boys, but the worst things that happened to me were almost always perpetuated by a man.

>>9686141
It's really sad feels but thanks for sharing them with us.

>>9686139
>>9686140
>>9686141
wow nice cgl related story!

>>9686152
Why do you do that in every thread?
What's your problem?

>>9686153
It's not the same person every thread and it gets tiring to have unrelated shitposting, especially by newfags and crossboarders spamming threads.
Post it to r9k or trash, or any of the other boards with no topic

>>9686139
>>9686140
>>9686141
Oh man, I'm sorry for you.
I hope you're happy today and that things are going well for you.
I'm from a similar kind of home. I remember having to watch anime in secret and hide mangas and the like in my room (underneath some window seat cushion thing that was hollow and could open).

>>9686153
are you retarded? it's different people.
robots are shitting up the thread enough, gulls should atleast try and stay on topic.
feels threads get deleted when they aren't cgl related. take this shit to r9k or soc

>>9686156
>>9686168
Who gives a shit? She just shared something personal and important, if you're not gonna contribute then shut the fuck up.
Being a snarky bitch is not a good look.

>>9686174
are we not a cgl right now?
I could talk about my special play time in uncle dans basement and that would be personal and important, but still not cgl related.

>>9686176
Maybe you should, you keep bringing up uncles and molestation whenever people tell you to stop being a cunt, there's clearly something eating away at you.
Go ahead, share your feel.

>>9686176
>>9686174
Seriously it’s fine to share feels but it’s fucking CGL feels

>>9686130
>talking to girls
mistake number one

>>9686146
Think about what you like about what you made. Figure out what your best individual skills are; try to maximize their use, while working on, but not obsessing over, the pieces you think you should improve.
Before you say sonething, like "I'll never get better," "it'll just be shit anyways," go for a nice walk, ride your bike, listen to music, remember there will be a next time, etc to get yourself back into a good headspace. Then, consider what you might to differently next time

>>9685852
I punched a drunk girl in the face once and it was the most satisfying moment of my life

to be fair she hit me first and I almost got jumped by like 10 white knights afterwards but still worth it

t. six foot tall white man

>>9686180
sorry y'all. just thought the raid was a ripe opportunity to reach some people and dissuade them from letting toxic logic seep into their rl.
it was super ot, sorry!

>cgl feel
getting a new apt soon, now that my income has significantly increased, and I will be able to have a room solely dedicated to crafting and my entire wardrobe. so freaking hype!!!!

>>9686192
congratulations on standing up to your long-time bully! oh wait...

>>9686193
Don't apologize to that witch, you do you, it was a nice story and a good feel

>>9686192
>10 white knights to fight a manlet
>things that never happened
xD

>>9686197
act like a man get smacked like a man

>>9686209
actually they were all shorter than me, it was like I was being circled by oompa loompas

the best part about this was that she went from the tough grrl act, literally saying things like "I'm gonna kick your ass" to open mouth weeping in 0.5 seconds

I ended up driving home with an erection in my pants

Listening to initial d just before going to the gym. All this hype and pump just to get a blackrider cosplay next year

Yeeeaaah

>>9686071
Indeed.

>>9685790
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Thank you mod-san

>>9686174
It's not the place for that. Talk about that shit with a therapist or something Jesus Christ. If you feel the need to do it online, there are other boards that exist for that purpose.

But chances are it's not a real story, it's just a story made up to get reactions.

>>9686227

This board probably has the best mods.

>>9686217
I started eating well and working out last week for lifestyle change AND cosplay so good luck Anon!!! I hope we make it.

>>9685808
that guy is a petty bitch

>>9685790
just like this fuck

>>9686231
They enforce body positivity, which is never a good thing

>>9686243
>deleting posts meant to derail threads = body positivity
sure jan.

they let you hate all you want as long as it doesn't shit up the thread

>>9686216
Were you fighting with dwarfs? I know that you want to compensate for your height by hitting a woman but fighting with sick people is too much.

Also not /cgl/ related - pls die and don't come back.

I finally met this girl who was constantly harassing my boyfriend, telling him that she’d kill herself if he stopped talking to her and asking for dick pics. She would also try to put angry or sad emojis on the facebook posts we were both in, until I blocked her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend and began dating one of my boyfriend’s friends. (That was when she stopped harassing my boyfriend.) She’s grossly overweight and actually took off when my boyfriend’s friend tried to introduce us to her at a party we were all at. I feel satisfied. And a shallow bitch. But mostly satisfied.

>>9686252
I'll leave and never come back if you lose some weight and stop pretending 6'0 is short, fatty

>>9686088
The feels threads have no actual girls in them anymore, it's just /fit/ and /r9k/ RPing as girls to each other.

>>9686141
I related with this more than I care to

>>9686248
>deleted the posts against obesity
>leave the pro-obesity posts to give the illusion they won the argument
Yeah, not biased at all

>>9686259
At least we still have the friendfinder threads

>>9686028
I lost 100lbs in a year for AX. you have plenty of time.

>>9686257
>tfw superior 6'6 tall bf
>tfw 18,5 BMI
>tfw he adores me and really likes lolita
>tfw don't have to punch other people to have a good sex life

I hope you'll keep your promise.

>>9686109
>>9686269
I'm currently trying to put on some muscle as I had fairly stick limbs and a somewhat of a gut after losing nearly 50 lbs. Was planning on adding mass until March or so then trying to cut hard for AX. Worried 3 months isn't enough time though.

>>9685790
>>9686227
Whoah nice, it's been a long time since I've seen that message.

>>9686231
/a/ has better mods and a community that ignores off-topic shitposts.

>>9686275
But that turned the board into a no-fun-allowed zone full of turbo autists and rules zealots, some level of flexibility is needed

>>9686216
>I ended up driving home with an erection in my pants
as opposed to in your mouth? first time for everything I guess

>>9686271
enjoy your freakishly tall latently homosexual lanklet bf lol

I'm not kidding about the homosexual part btw, any man who likes lolita is a flaming faggot

>know a girl isn't a landwhale but definitely has some chub around her stomach
>makes fun of cosplayers that wear cinchers and corsets
>"L-lel I love when the corset lines peek through OW cosplayers' shitty Taobao spandex suits :^)"
>she only makes/wears Sakizo and other cosplays that have a corset or she can hide a corset under
>wears a boned girdle with her every day clothes
>cannot stop laughing at her hypocrisy

>>9686306
>not wanting an adorable lolita gf
Pot, kettle, black.

>>9686306
I would love to see him with another guy but unfortunately he's 100% hetero.
Don't get mad, little fella. You can always go to Asia and be "tall" if you wanna.

>>9686009
another velv-obssessed anon here and I 2nd dis

>>9686121
Just say nice dress, simple and sweet.

>>9685848
Same, I'd rather date a virgin than a Chad. I'm a virgin so I'd want my first time to be with another virgin so I'm not the only awkward one. Also I think shy boys are cute. I'm pretty shy and quiet so I wouldn't want to date someone who's really loud and overbearing. And I'm tiny, only five foot, so height doesn't really matter because literally anyone is taller than me.

>tfw no quiet nerdy bf who doesn't mind lolita

>>9686343
Aw, you sound cute. Too bad you're probably on the other side of the planet or something.

>tfw no smol pure lolita gf to protect

>>9686343
>tfw quiet, nerdy, think lolita is interesting, and like smol shy girls
There's no justice in this world

>height bullying
Damn, you girls learn fast

>>9686192
>>9686197
>>9686209
>>9686216
>>9686252
>>9686257
>>9686271
>>9686306

>when you have so little social interaction you can't even larp on the internet

>>9686042
I think a lot of people make it out to be a wayyyy bigger deal that it is, but it honestly is really annoying. The last thing I want when I'm walking home from work is someone to start yelling and whistling at me to force me to acknowledge them. I'd rather just be left alone 99% of the time, and catcalling is just massive disrespect in that sense.

>>9686216
>act like a man get smacked like a man

You know, an ex said that to me once and acted like he was going to hit me (raised his hand to try and make me flinch). Dumb fuck didn't know I carried and when I pulled my gun out in self defense he cowered like a bitch, went home, and never talked me to again. Win win!

>>9686386
Being ugly is nice sometimes. I've never been catcalled once.

>>9686396
/k/ would love this story

>>9686352
>>9686358

I live in the midwest in central IL, if any of you are close?

>>9686343
I was a virgin and lost my virginity to a very awkward boy who was also a virgin. It was super fun! (Now we are dating!) Have sex with someone you're comfortable with for your first time.

>>9686405
Probably. I'll always look fondly upon that as my finest exit from a relationship I've ever/will ever have.

>>9686407
Expected as much. >>9686352 here, I live in western Europe.
Hopefully you'll find someone you like near you though.

>>9686306
>freakishly tall
Spoken like a true inadequate manlet.
>Another guy? Liking things I don't like? Th-Th-That's gay...!
Insecure about your sexuality too, I see

>>9686413
Awww. Thanks though, that's kind of you to say. I hope you find a gf in Western Europe too!

>>9686407
That's actually not super far, if you go to cons you might go to some of the same ones I do.

C-contact info?

>>9686042
ive literally been catcalled in my work uniform. im not even cute, they do it to scare you. i think it actually happens to frumpy girls more often because when im dressed nice it happens less

>>9686414
its obvious youre a guy just give up already

>>9685790
Wrecked

>>9686271
My roommate is 6’7 and its freak-tier. He stands out of every crowd, hit his head on the metro, cant sit comfortably in bars. Average girl height is 5’4-5’5, if you have OCD about height thats your thing but it wont make 99% of the male population short.

>>9686005
>Velveteen
>Read it as Velveeta first time

I got the hording, just I couldn't figure out why it was your time to shine.

>>9686139
>>9686140
>>9686141
You have no fucking idea of how mad I am right now. The fact that people had actually even a single (non-family) woman that cared about them like that and he fucking wasted it like a fucking gigantic retard. I just want to slowly choke someone.

I'm isolated as fuck and this turboretard cuck turned down two girls who genuinely liked him and went to fap in /b/ instead. FUCK

When your friends ALL turn out to be adult babies.

>>9685808
Well if you want to avoid what happened to that girl, don't throw a burnt matchstick to a man.

>>9686115
>>9686148
I think it's quite logical for women to be somewhat wary of men they don't know well, since men are more aggressive and physically stronger in general. But as a guy who was regularly beaten by my mother at a young age, I can say that women can be quite awful as well.
Still as long as we're talking about strangers, I'd say that men are more dangerous.

>>9686436
Nope, I'm a girl. Sorry, robot.

>>9686396
>i pulled muh lolita pistol and he started turning into a manlet, then he started crying and ran for cover and never ever talked to me or my ever again, then an eagle passed close to me and shed a tear while a parked car turned on the radio and the american hymn started playing.

Fuck, and I thought this board knew how to make up stories about things that never happened.

>>9686471
It's a CZ pistol, not a lolita pistol :^)

>when people in 4chan pretend 6' is short and 7' 10'' with model facial aesthetics is the norm and then you actually leave your home and everyone is your size or lower and 90% of either men and women are ugly or mediocre as fuck
>inb4 3rd world
no, Europe

This fucking website just warps your reality too much, it's literally collective schizophrenia.

>>9685953
Whatcha want to know? Ill help a bro out

>>9686476
>nightmare reality fueled by memes
It's true of every echochamber

>>9686476
The same way tumbrlinas will craze you into believing women are some kind of special, soft, cute and pure beings that are oppressed and raped daily by da evil wytey.

Then you download a dating app in real life and see this pic related.

>con crush already has a gf
just fucking kill me already

>>9686141
>tfw I was beaten by my mom at home and at the same time bullied in school
>tfw had just a few friends that literally abandoned me when I started middle school
>tfw tried to kill myself when I was 10 years old, obviously failed and only realized that if I were to succeed nobody would care
>tfw completely alone through high school just trying to keep the remaining shreds of my sanity intact
you're a damn saint (even if you were a bit dumb to like him), I really wish I had had a friend like you, but the world isn't fair so I'll just have to try to carry on by myself

>>9686469
so youre a girl that uses words like manlet and robot and try to make other guys feel insecure while continiously bragging about her own boyfriend on a danish shit sculpture imageboard?
you have to be literally autistic to fall for this

>>9686456
What the fuck? Gross.

>>9686042
sounds like you are either ugly or have never lived in a big city (it happens in even the wealthy uptown areas)

>>9686042
Don't you know that women have lives that are so easy they need to actually invent problems? It gets more and more ridiculous as time passes. I mean, they bitch about men oppressing wymyn by spreading their legs on public transport, let that sink in for a moment and tell me that doesn't sound as something made up by an actual mentally ill person.

When there are no more battles to fight, you make up your own enemies.

>>9686141
Okay, but he had 2 people like him by high school age and fucked it up, so he was just fine. Come back when you find someone who has never experienced the feeling of being liked by anyone and is over 28 years of age. Then you're getting into true psychological damage there.

>>9686121
I probably know this girl.
Don't talk to her. She has really huge social anxieties. Last time someone commented on her coord she ended up taking a whole week off classes and hardly ate.

>>9686532
this makes no sense though, if i really wanted to catcall i would do it to average girls around my league since they cant humiliate me.
its probably a culture thing though, in eastern europe its non-existent at least

>>9686121
just don't say anything weird, don't get in her way, and don't take too much of her time.

i'm a hafu who wears lolita to uni on the reg and she's probably used to comments. some of the things people have said to me have actually brightened my day. there are only a few times i have been genuinely bothered and it was because they said something seriously weird or got in my way, so just avoid that. keep it brief.

>>9686569
what is a hafu

>>9686574
typically half jap half white, but it can be a term for anyone who's half azn half whatever else. it just means "half."

>>9686539
Stop spreading your legs in public, slut.

>>9686491
really gonna post this in two threads huh? get some new material at least its a slow board man.

>>9686581
Make me, tough girl. I actually do it on purpose since I heard of this though.
>>9686585
t. hooked up with the R.O.A.C man

>>9686581
No, my balls need space, and that isn't meant to be a smart ass reply its the truth

>>9686591
>thinking they care about this

To the contrary, it would make them happy to know you are cucking your balls on their whim. Google "penis envy". women are like eternally resentful betas following the path of slave morality against Men.

>>9686540
>someone who has never experienced the feeling of being liked by anyone and is over 28 years of age.
What's going on, the only physical contact I've had with anyone was with a blind fat girl that cut contact with me afterwards, she was using me as much as I was using her, that was 10 years ago
Although I am still 28 and don't turn 29 for 6 months so I guess I don't count

>>9686591
>>9686594
literally no one takes shit like manspreading seriously irl. go out you fucking retard instead of looking for things that offend you

>>9685808
Don't throw burnt things at drunk retards and you'll be fine.

>>9686591
>my balls need space
Dude, do you have swelling from testicular cancer or something? I really don't understand this.
I've honestly never had issues sitting in any position, even on a bicycle seat.

>>9686602
Yeah, it's our fault you're a low testosterone man, let's all keep out legs closed just because of your anecdotical evidence, ladyboy.

>>9686540
>Come back when you find someone who has never experienced the feeling of being liked by anyone and is over 28 years of age.

AMA Reddit

>>9686602
Are you sure you just don't have small nuts anon, I hear it happens if you have low T

>>9686597
>b-but nobody takes it seriously!
Apparently, serious enough to have signs prohibiting it on public transport in a capital city of an european country, and also serious enough that made it to the public television.

Just fuck off smelly lying cunt.

>instead of looking for things that offend you
Tell that to your whore feminist "friends"

>>9686608
>>9686610
Oh, well if that's the case, I'm fucked. Shit.

>>9686611
im a guy and i dont know a single feminist irl. maybe surround yourself with like-minded people instead of complaining that people you dont like exist

>My cosplay isn't perfect
why do I even try?

>>9686613
>i need to pretend i'm a guy to reinforce my arguments
Sad!

>conveniently ignores how it made it to media and to government mandatory prohibition on public transport

>complaining that people you dont like exist
?????? When did I do that?

>>9686612
Lay your hands out flat with your fingers closed together
If your ring finger is shorter than your index finger that's a sign you have low T

>>9686615
Right? I hate being an autismal perfectionist at times.

>>9686618
congrats, this is the most autistic thing I've seen today

>>9686618
autism

>>9686621
>>9686622
>i've been found out!!!!
>uh, uhh, y-you're an autist!!!!!

lma0

>>9686619
>pseudoscience

>>9686621
>>9686622
Heyy, I'm autistic and I don't say shit like this.

I do think women are inferior to men, but I don't hold it against them or anything. It's not their fault.

>>9686626
>t. fingerlet

>>9686619
Does it matter how much distance is there in finger height? Also, there are different distances between my right hand and my left hand

>>9686627
>not straight out telling them in their whore faces

Why would you do that? The weak should fear the strong and know their place. The weak preach equality.

>>9686628
Distance doesn't matter and right and left difference shouldnt matter much unless you have one longer and one shorter

>>9686619
Nope, they're the proper size. Are you sure this is legitimate?

>>9686624
>everybody who doesn't agree with me is actually the same person

>>9686630
What was her name, anon?

What did she do to you for this to happen?

>>9686634
>dislike faeces
>oh wow! what kind of shit hurt you? why won't you eat shit and defend it!

Woah, so this is the power of woman logic.

>>9686632
>are you sure that having a high or low level of a growth hormone will affect how your body develops

>>9686633
>trying to use a strawman fallacy against a seasoned veteran man

*pats you in the head*

>seasoned veteran man

>>9686636
>>9686638
Tell me about the relationship you had with your mother as a child

>>9686641
>so absolutery angery that forgets to quote

>>9686644
>DYEL
>Chad
Pick one

>pic related

>>9686637
Sorry, I didn't quite get around to studying that.

>>9686642
When I was around 4 or 5 or maybe younger I can't recall my age at that time, my mom used to put her hand on my face whenever I cried so neighbors wouldn't hear, I wasn't able to breath when she did that and I kind of feared for my life and felt asphyxia, I told her not to do it but she wouldn't stop until I stopped crying.
>tfw not kidding

>>9686647
>The guy who thinks girls don't find gigantic muscles disgusting and doesn't know girls go after ottermode: The Ultimate Post

> sees AATP Funeral Procession Of Rose OP on LM
> modified to have short sleeves, AND it was below $100
> messages seller asking for shipping rate
> check listing half an hour later
> someone else already bought it
> hello darkness my old friend

>>9686288
Eh, I agree.
I'd occasionally want to talk to my fellow /a/nons about off-topic stuff, or on topic stuff that hurts their unwritten rules.
Feels bad man.

>>9686630
Because it's rude.

>>9686665
>someone posts a picture of some series
>OP doesn't mention the name
>pics file name doesn't mention series name
>get banned for asking what the show is

>>9686611
>Apparently, serious enough to have signs prohibiting it on public transport in a capital city of an european country
Sweden doesn't count.

>>9686665
"muh rules" retardness kills board culture, creativity and meta. Same reason rebbit is such a shithole. People follow the hivemind to get brownie points and to not get banned. Moderation on 4chan is generally a retarded idea, this ought to be a free place, mods should only intervene with cp and dox stuff.

The fact that negligible moderation of moderation and the worst cesspool of the internet, /b/, created most of the memes that became widespread among normies and facebook, MUST be telling you something.

>>9686668
So what? Let them cower before us.

>>9686672
Well 4chan plugins usually let you use 4 different search engines on any picture and it usually works.

>>9686675
Maybe in the olden days.
Just look at /v/ it's become a literal shithole with it's lax moderation, so they had to split of a bunch of boards to preseve what little quality they had left.
/b/ is also a shadow of it's former self (not that it was good to begin with, but at least it used to be a fun and original place 10 years ago).

>>9686675
>just let everything go wild with no boundaries

>>9686675
It's sweet that you still like /b/ anon but maybe there should be boards with actual topics and moderation too

>>9686680
Back in 2010 I had a lot of fun shitposting on /v/ it was like /b/ with less retards, I think that from all the threads I made, only 20% were about videogames.
I agree that now /v/ is shit and I don't even want to go to /b/, like, literally, I haven't seen that board since like 5 years ago.
>>9686681
>we know what's best for you, goy, and what information needs to be remembered
No thanks, either give me freedom or give me death.
>>9686685
Sorry, hole, I don't. You have one fucking board in this whole site, and you want it to ONLY be about lolita, are you autistic? Don't you ever want to talk about other things in the girl board?

any man-hating alcoholic lolitas in this thread?

Finally realized I need to sell my impulse purchases because I just don't like them enough.
It only makes up a small amount of my wardrobe, but it has to go.
>goodbye, damaged wunderwelt

>>9686691
its not a girl board, its cgl you dumb fuck. petition a girlboard if you want it so bad

>>9686695
>yfw men invented alcoholic beverages
>yfw men invented your computer
>yfw male enterpreneurs invented the corporations that produce your dresses
>hating men

Don't be a hypocrite then and use exclusively women inventions, such as sucking dick and being useless.

>>9686691
holy shit, it's all collapsing in on itself
>the /r9k/ sperg
>the /pol/ sperg
>the DAE miss old /b/ sperg
>actually the same guy
i think i found out why mommy choked you

>>9686703
sorry i was too busy drinking and wearing sum BRAND

>>9686707
You named a whole three scary boogeymen boards! Congrats.
>ples help teh boards gettin raided by r9k, pol, b, v, g, biz, fit and every meanie board!

>>9686711
>wtf just because i'm sperging out about how all FEMALES are SLUTS and KIKES suddenly i'm r9k and pol?
mommy should have rectified her mistake

>>9686716
>kikes
What?
>females are sluts
I don't know what the fuck are you on, but I bet it's expensive, I just replied to that anon criticizing /a/'s moderation.
You should work on that paranoia of yours.

>>9686615
Chin up, anon. Focus on having fun with what you made

>have super hot bf who is basically my favorite person to be around
>decide one day i want to introduce him to lolita fashion a side of me I've kept from him
>invite him over to my house one day
>chilling and playing MK8 online together on the couch
>get bored and sneak away to change into one of my cords
>come out of my room(right across from the couch/tv)
>he looks up at me, says I look gaudy and degenerate
>he goes back to watching TV without another word
y-you too

>>9686710
I guess you could say that was... brand-y

>>9686724
>quoting people you don't like as calling others "goy"
>literally referring to women as "holes"
you're not as subtle as you think you are to be honest family

>>9686730
Holy fuck, you actually get triggered at these things? You must have a hard time browsing 4chan, I feel sorry for you.

>>9686716
>implying females aren't sluts especially in lolita/con culture

>>9686728
buran-dont patronize me manlet

>>9685956
Not evil as women aren't inherently bad, but most girls would score highly on psychopathic tests.

To women, everyone else is an NPC. Other women, children, men and the elderly are just objects to be interacted with. They believe the world orbits around them and if you see through any false pretends they put up, they only want what benefits them. What's interesting to note is this belief system is pretty much entirely unconscious. A scenario:

A beta guy buys a drink for a girl at a bar. In her surface thoughts, she thinks she's doing the right thing by indulging someone that's not very confident. Deep underneath, she just wants a free drink and couldn't care less about him.

To that end women are creatures with very simple desires that can be controlled with pretty low effort.

T. Guy with a girlfriend

>>9686731
Don't be stupid, they don't browse 4chan. They stay in their containment cube and virtue signal in between sucking sugar daddy cock.

>>9686733
I'm 6', stay brawnd the fuck out.

>>9685956
>tfw a cute girl in a frilly dress will never bake you a poisoned cake and rape your dead body afterwards

This is embarrassing; please stop

>>9686736
im sure your cock is huge too anon, and all the stupid bitch stacys would be salivating all over it if you would let them, which you won't because they're all dumb sluts who'll probably spermjack you or tell you to check your privlege

>>9686734
Silly anon, your hand is not your gf. It's just a hand.

>>9686743
Would you say this is... embrandassing?

>>9686736
if i wasnt so drunk my 5' ass would climb up there and slap you silly.

>>9686734
As a girl i can confirm women do things mostly for validation and attention, but thats because women are inherently different than men. Men like to speak, women like to listen. Its why they are a good fit for each other, you have a girlfriend, surely you are still with her for reasons that are important to you like she is good are cooking, mother potential, cleans, listens to you, ect? I think its important for us to see the differences, but more importantly work together on how we(as a species) can make a partnership fruitful for man wife and children.

>>9686744
Are you implying being 6' is something rare and I'm making it up?
>spermjack
What the fuck is that? Stealing sperm?

>>9686736
You promised me that you go kys, manlet.

>>9686749
as a woman i do not like to listen. i stopped reading after you said women like to listen to tell you i dont listen well. touche

>>9686748
I'd sbrand you around as if you were a doll, come at me.

i just want to wear brand name lolita and eat cake but only fatties eat cake and they cant wear brand... should i do month on month off to be able to do both?

>>9686753
She was talking about women, not whores, they both start with a "w" though, so I'll let this pass.

>>9686746
>>9686748
Honey pie, I think you might need to go to bed soon

>>9686748
>tfw no 5' abusive pocket lolita to be mine tsundere gf

>>9686755
id come up with a good comeback but im angelic pretty-fucking-shitfaced

>>9686756
You can literally eat cake and lose wieght.

READ THE FUCKING STICKY

>>9686759
im right here, all i require is brand, and like, take me out on the weekend

>>9686760
Would you say... you'd negatively brand me?

what the hell?
is everyone in the thread drunk?

>>9686763
>im right here, all i require is money, take me out to dinner

>t. escort

>>9686758
youre not my mom. let me shitpost at least its cgl related if i keep talking about how much i love getting hauls on mercari

>>9686749

>>9686766
im not sociable enough for that. im drinking alone anon think critically.
i used to be cute, i had my youth...
now all i have is the shitpost

>>9686763
That settles it then, I shall be your husbrand.

>>9686763
Well I don't earn a ton of money but I don't spend a lot either. I used to spend almost my entire paycheck on my ex becsuse I loved her.

I'm 6'1" and /soc/ called me handsome. Do you like ice skating, botanical gardens and planetariums? Also gellato.

I'm an autistic weeb though.

>>9686768
>>9686749
>>9686753
Allow me to interject for a moment.

According to evolutionary psychology, women rely on the community and others in general for physical protection, so they are "wired" to be interested in how they present themselves to others (fashion, beauty, mannerisms, etc.) so they attract males and are generally viewed positively within their community, therefore, they use this against other women since they are not playing in the same league as men.

Men don't generally depend as much from other's opinions since they can hold their ground physically and are prone to risk taking activities such as asserting dominance, changing paradigms and usually that-stuff-that-upsets-some-people-and-sometimes-somthing-great-comes-out-of-it. That's why they come off as less bullshitting and are more prone to just tell you you're a faggot and break your face if the situation demands it. Women usually don't take this approach and will attack you trying to shame you or put "public opinion" against you, because that's "their" enviroment and area of influence.

>but anon, how does this work?

These behaviors are chemical, and are ingrained in the brain, testosterone and estrogen are the culprits, that's why effeminated men will tend to use the women's way of dealing with enemies and why long-clit girls become the queens of the jail.

On a side note, yes, this is what is behind the numale phenomena and the propagation of emasculating ideologies.

>>9686770
only if youre a handsome aristo, i may be drunk but i have eyes

>>9686765
I'm a little tipsy myself

>>9686743
Spergs gotta sperg. Just report him.

>>9686772
>marketing yourself to women as a big wallet
A cuckold in the making: The Movie

>>9686773
Nice pasta sperg.

>>9686749
t. guy

>>9686774
That's no problem at all, I'm widely rebranded as having gentleman manners and dressing sharply.

>>9686772
>/soc/ called me handsome.
You haven't been called beautiful irl. Get behind me in line, same goes for the rest of you too

>>9686773
shut up im trying to slur my words at my new husband
>>9686772
i dont anime much unless its a real good movie but ill go ice skating with you, eat so much fucking gelato
im socially autistic because i wear lolita. drop email and ill keep drinking

>>9686780
t. whore
if you cant listen youre not even close to being a woman

>>9686778
Try searching for it in the archive.

>>9686777
Eh. I don't like spending money on myself. It unironically makes me happy to buy people gifts and things they want, so that's what I do.

>exgf sees a bag she wants
>it's $350
>she can't afford it
>I go in the next week and buy the bag
>Suprise her
>tears of happiness and squeels of joy

Just melts my heart

>>9686774
A-am I handsome possible tsundere gf?

>>9686786
Yeah, it doesn't matter if it makes you happy or not. Thing is you're gonna be used as a wallet and she'll fuck someone attractive behind your back.

>>9686783
Are you in australia though? I genuinely want a cool friend who dresses in lolita. It's fucking cool.

>>9686775
fuck yeah friend, you cosplay or lolita?
>>9686781
what more could a pettite woman ask frill?

>>9686765
I was before I went to sleep. Thought I could get over my lovesickness and sleep for a full night if I did that drunk.
But nope, woke up after 4 hours and can't stop thinking about that person.

>>9686773
if you're going to post a pasta, at least post a pasta that involves an actual science

I literally just came to this board from /fit/, because somebody posted something about /cgl/ over there.

Damn your Feels threads are a lot different. Are there really this many girls here? I'm uncomfortable. Going to head back to my not-so-subtle-homosexual-undertone board now.

>>9686788
I'd like to think I offer more than being a walking ATM.

>>9686787
>start flirting with anonymous woman
>these thirsty manlets appear

Just fuck off already.

>>9686791
You could probably ask for a lolita themed house, that way the decor won't look so brand

>>9686794
girls are scary

>>9686785
I remember your autistic posts from last thread.
>muh psychology
It's not even real science. It's something like womyn studies for medical oriented folks.

>>9686794
>Afraid of girls
>Never gonna make it

>>9686795
Yep, YOU would like to think.

Don't worry, you'll eventually learn or become a child alimony provider.

>>9686786
>350 bucks for a fucking bag

>>9686796
no u

>>9686801
Well I was with her for 4 years. Parts of that I was unemployed and she stayed with me. So I have something going for me.

>>9686787
Would separate from lunch money/10

>>9686786
i hope you end up wiyh a nice family someday. dont get jaded.
>>9686787
you look like a buzzfeed guy but like, if you clean up well with a nice suit and tie ill be the most tsundere anime gurl idgaf
>>9686789
im in fuggin canada. ill drink to that.

>>9686800
Same, although I might actually make it.
Barely.

>>9686799
So how is it a pasta if I wrote it myself? You seem to imply it is somehow less valuable just because I posted it again.

>It's not even real science. It's something like womyn studies for medical oriented folks.
Psychology has been proven a real thing again and again, and evolutionary psychology is the most logical branch of it.

Do you also discredit evolution theory as not real science?

>>9686803
Oroton.

>>9686794
i didnt ask to be born a womyn. they made me attend the feminazi university and like a religion its hard to break free. lolita saved me /fit/anon and it can save you too.... put on this dress....

>>9686786
>buying a fucking 350 dollaridoos piece of cloth/leather for a girl

Jesus fuck, can you get more beta than this?

>>9686796
i like you wordplay anon, maybe its the liquor speaking but at least you arent buzzfeed guy

>>9686491
If it makes any difference, the dude confessed that he'd edited the description AFTER getting all those matches.

Sage for OT.

>>9686814
>doing things that make you happy

>>9686810
>psychology has been proven
Don't make me laugh. Just admit that you were too stupid for studing real medicine.

>I wrote it myself so this isn't a pasta
Everybody can write a pasta. Even people interested in psychology.

>>9686808
>Looks like a buzzfeed guy
>Would rather have been called ugly

Fuck, I'm screencaping this to use as inspiration.

>>9686815
Come on girl, get closer to me and let's start living in a brand new world. Just for one day.

>>9686823
i just laughed so hard. you look like shane dawsons boyfriend too

>>9686808
>im in fuggin canada

Just end me now pocket loli.

>>9686813
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to have to politely decline

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>>9686798
Not afraid of women, just a lot more familiar with lifting heavy things and putting them down. /fit/ Feels threads are 50% >tfw no gf and 50% >tfw no bf (gay)

>>9686826
pls stop, I'm already dead.

>>9686820
But "pasta" has negative connotations and it is apparent you want to discredit my dissertation.
>Don't make me laugh. Just admit that you were too stupid for studing real medicine.
I don't care about physical stuff, my aspirations are on a higher plane of existence.

As for you, hold on tight to your gender studies degree and leave the premises.

>>9686830
>saying that womyn studies are garbage
>actually studying it
You aren't too smart, are you.

>higher plane of existence
Just stop. I'm literally crying.

>>9686825
i need to know before we take this affair any further, can you bitch about how the new AP just isnt as good as it used to be? after we go ice skating can we drink rococoa with marshmallows

>>9686827
real talk the cgl discord has austrialia lolitas
they wont be as fun and depressingly alcoholic as i am but they dont need it to keep warm now do they? Btssb coats arent that warm

>>9686832
>calling psychology womyn's studies
>freud was literally mysoginistic and created the concept of women having penis envy
Got me!
So, you don't even have a degree, do you?

>I'm literally crying
I didn't mean to be so rude, but yeah, serves you right.

someone make a new thread im takig shots and ironing an aatp dress i cant multitask, this cant end well!!!

>>9686141
You're an incredibly kind, patient, and sweet saint. I hope you eventually have a very happy and fulfilling romance. I hope you are in a healthier and happier place. I hope you have wonderful and supportive friends. You deserve it.

>>9686833
Yeah, about AP huh... Yeah, they don't make'em like they used to, heh.

Let's just brandish our genitals now, I'll tell you all about AP later.

>>9686837
You don't understand 'something like X' phrase? Maybe I can google it for you?

And yes, I have real degree, thank you very much for asking.

>>9686808
Why are you even talking to these other fools with a beauty pie like me around?

>>9686845
Post pic faggot

>>9686844
>doesn't name degree

It's okay to be embarassed, we'll understand, you're a woman after all, come on, tell us.

>>9686847
Even with some alcyhol in my system I'm not putting my face on this site

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>>9686773
Just fuck already.
And after you get your sexual frustration out of the way we can get back on topic.

>>9686852
wait theres two drunks here? i need to put the bottle down

>>9686835
Link to discord?

>>9686843
im hurt you played me like a damn fiddle, youre not even interested in my coord
>>9686845
well hullo there you come here often?

>>9686856
I'm out of beer, so chug on in my stead

>>9686860
id pour one out in your honour but im not wasteful like that

>>9686859
How can I be interested if I haven't seen you wearing it? Don't misbrand me as a guy who only wants sex.

>>9686855
>sexual frustration
Nice meme!

>>9686865
How is it a meme?

>>9686859
Yeah, it's a fun place to hang out. You sure know how to liven it up

>>9686863
if i wasnt so smashed right now id rewrite the intro to my immortal but with all lolita details
fill in the mad lib yourself i guess

>>9686866
It's a meaningless buzzword that you throw out there when you disagree with someone.

>>9686867
i dont usually shitpost, in fact im used to advocating for the "oh my god get these guys outta here" club but something about the booze is making me loose and fun. whoopie.

>>9686868
You don't know what it means to be smashed until you have me in your bed. I want you so brandly.

>>9686875
kys

>>9686875
when this thread dies so will our brand romance, baby, you made my stars shine bright once but now all i see is krad lanrete

>>9686874
I behind you 100%, sweetheart. But I guess until it balances back put, we'll just have to enjoy riding it out

>>9686882
It brings me to tears the fact that our love story will fade soon, I do not even know your name. I'm Brandley, you?

>>9686884
Ride this *unzips dick*

>>9686885
you can call me Angelic..a Pr... Peterson...

>>9686884
i fought it for so long but it feels like giving in to the madness is the only option. rip cgl you were always shit but you were MY shit

>>9686890
Don't you worry your pretty little head; soon enough, these idiot will get bored, but you and I'll still be here, doll face

>>9686890
>giving in to the madness
What do you mean? Everyone here is mad, you were already mad too, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

>>9686890
Ah, Mrs. Angelica. A beautiful name for a brandiful girl. *extends hand with haughtiness* May I have this dance?

>>9686899
cats dont dance, and neither do catty bitches on cgl. sorry m8

STOP BEING DRUNK
IT'S A THURSDAY FOR GOD'S SAKE

>opens cgl
> sees thread
Ah, exactly what I expected.
Back to the reality of life it is.

>>9686907
Maybe they do while they are on brandy, no?

>>9686857
N-no link?

;-; i just want to chill with lolitas and talk about war history, plants, movies and anime

>>9686908
FUCK YOU ITS MY WEEKEND I WORK UNDER CAPITALISM
>>9686913
the link i had expired, you need to have someone invite you, just ask for it in the general sometime.

>>9686913
>war history
*Moves Caledonian troops to Londinium*
Psst, nothing personnel, legatus.

were reaching critical headache levels anons. do i submit to my womynly weakness and go to bed or take shots and try not to throw up on Vampire Requiem?

NEW BREAD
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>>9686937
why is taking a nap weakness? also do you wear glasses? my sister constantly has headaches and it was because of her glasses

>>9686939
i do but i assumed this headache was from drinking and shitposting

>>9686943
Maybe.

>>9685790
C-can we have a nicer ban message like "User has been forced out to sea by seagulls"? The same way lolcow has that "User has been put out to pasture"?

>>9686757
KEK absolutely btfo

>>9686872
That's the best part about arguing with women here. They will drop all signs of intelligence and shut down into passive agressive snark bitch mode every fucking time you best them in argument. Women have no creativity or self awareness

Well this ended up being a lot funnier than expected.