/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Oh shut the fuck up. Go tip your fedora somewhere else, fucktard.

I was hoping I was clicking on a stained glass thread, but it was just another thirsty incel male.

>>9591932
You're cute. And it's impressive you're able to think so positively after visiting this hellhole for a while.
Remember to drink a lot of water so you won't get a hangover tomorrow.

>>9591932
why would we give a fuck about what you think? you sound like you're fetishizing lolitas and i don't appreciate that. go be a creep somewhere else and i hope to god a lolita never actually stumbles upon you in person.

>>9591932
you're irish aren't you

no1curr

>>9591932
You're drunk, anon, and I'm lonely.
What do you like best about /cgl/? Why did you choose that particular dress for a pic, is it your favorite?

>>9591957
I sorta half care?

Roughly the response I expected. Guilty on essentially all counts. Again, glad it's anonymous.

>>9591956
Genuinely curious how you could tell

>>9591964
One of the better ones I've seen recently

>>9591932
>Honestly, seeing you guys in your frills with a good cord
Most of us don't selfpost our coords..? I'm confused where you're seeing us in cute coords on cgl??

>>9591975
If you're who I think, we emailed and whatnot. Same typing style, recognised you immediately.

Which board are you from

>>9591932
Fuck you for posting the dress of my dreams. Let me go mope in my corner about being a poorfag.

>>9591975
I'm >>9591964 btw

So you're an irish incel apparently? How do you get the money to afford buying brand? What do you like best about lolita fashion? Why do you feel you fetishize lolita rather than legitimately enjoying it?

On topic though, do you have any images of other actual dresses you like, you could post them and describe what you like about them, then the thread isn't so much shitposting, but serving an actual purpose. Call it "drunk critiquing"."

>>9591932
disgusting. i'd talk down to you more, but you probably have a fucking fetish for it.

>>9591985
That's really weird, because I've never done that. Different Mick. That is one hell of a coincidence, but I can see those with taste similar to my own would have a similar disposition/style.

>>9591952
Is that pic from oresama teacher It looks like it is but i can't put my finger on what chapter it is from

>>9591995
It was a joke. I'm poor as shit. I fetishize it because it is my fetish, but if you've got any tips for enjoying it better, go for it.

>>9591997
Well, that's kind of good because I was gonna say your original post was a little creepy. Something about 'pretty princesses' in relation to adult women sounds like something straight out of a ddlg tumblr. But keep doing you, dude

>>9591999
nope, its from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun

If you ever want to donate to a lolita's wardrobe, drop contact info and transfer some money to my paypal. I'm cute I promise.

>>9592002
Are you a NEET and/or hikki?
How did it become your fetish? How were you introduced to it or find it? What aspect of it do you find most compelling or attractive?

>>9592005
Extremely creepy, still true. Fortunately for everyone in question, I've never seen a lolita in real life, and probably never will, but I wish you all the best regardless.

>>9592010
oh, same author that's why

>>9592016
Both

No substantial idea. Best guess is I watched too much majou shoujo anime as a kid. Came across this board. I find it compelling because it is fun to look at. As to why that is, again, your guess is as good as mine.

>>9591932
>mine rich sources of drama

I don't partake but I think the drama in this hobby is hilarious and was the initial reason why I actually got into it.

>>9592028
How did you become a hikki? Do you have any diagnosed anxiety issues or other mental health problems? How old are you?

>>9592028
Which anime did you watch?

>all of these thirsty gulls tolerating the creepy dude because they think they can get money out of him

he already said he's a poorfag, no gold to mine here.

>>9592043
I'm probably half of the replies here, and I'm not interested in money but more because he said he's a hikikomori, and I've been doing research about crowd phobias and might be able to help him.

>>9592039
Failed at most general life things. Many. Declining to say.

>>9592041
Watching the shitty Cardcaptor Sakura dub as a very young child was probably the main culprit

>>9592043
I like to think I'd resist the temptation to sugar daddy given the means, but I'm sure some of the readers here are skeptical. Still, the handful of attempts here are funny.

>>9592048
Actually attempting to help might be biting off more than you can chew, but if you want empirical data I'm happy to help.

>>9592048
Are you the psych lolita that joined MENSA?
Don't you have homework you're supposed to be doing? :P

>>9591987
>>9591975
Shit taste. OP's dress looks like a lazy moitie knock off.

>>9592054
I'm actually >>9592039 and >>9592041 but I didn't want to overwhelm you with questions.

Funny, I watched Cardcaptor Sakura as well.

I could try and help you, if you'd like. Do you have a throwaway email? (Or have we emailed before...? I don't think I remember you?)

>>9592058
Maybe? Did we email before too? I haven't checked my throwaway in days. I'm sorry if I've missed you. I'll check as soon as I'm non-busy.

Paypal me money and you get a coord shot. Not even kidding you, I need money to buy buurando. (Email IS spam account not main, I'm not that stupid.)

Not to be harsh, uwu, but did you really think this thread was a good idea? 4chan is not a good place for nice things.
It's sweet that you appreciate lolita, but seriously.

>>9592071
>firaphrin
>i'm not that stupid

>>9592065
I can tell. Two separate people that give enough of a shit to inquire further would raise an eyebrow.

Classic, right? I mean, I'd be pissed if it was actually the thing that fucked me up in the head, but worth watching regardless.

I'll pass on an in-depth chat. I've made enough psychiatric professionals miserable for one lifetime, armchair or otherwise.

Still, congrats on passing the MENSA test if it's you. Shit's not easy.

>>9592071
Of course I didn't, but I'm having fun.

>>9592074
I doubt that Cardcaptor Sakura is what messed you up, I just meant that it's funny we both watched it and then here we are talking. Then again, having watched it is probably not so rare?

Anon, is actually making me sound too fancy, I qualify for MENSA entry IQ-wise, but I haven't taken the test because I'm nervous. Plus I'm also busy with some courses. I'm thinking about it though!

About in-depth chats, really, I'm not a fabulous person myself, I have Aspergers and social phobia, and I'm very socially awkward, so nothing you could say would shock me, honestly. I like helping people.

>>9592093
Fuck it, I'll bite until I get bored and/or pass out.

burner4323@maildrop.cc
Go nuts

My baby nephew was just diagnosed with autism and I'm terrified that he's going to grow up to post on /cgl/ one day, too.

It's kind of cute but still.

>>9591987
That dress is cheap taobao

>>9591932
You talk like my ex-husband.
Are you a dirty furry with a given name that matches your fursona's species?

>>9591932
Are you TP?