/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9542815
Found an empty nyan cat wallet on the floor of a con when I was about 12 and took it

>>9542815
I used to crossplay and play yaoi pocky game with other hetalians as well as be a public nuisance

I saw a phone strap fall off a girl's ita bag and I kept it.

>>9542815
I'm a camgirl, and wore angelic pretty on cam and told everyone it was ageplay, purely because I was tired of ageplay witch hunts.
I'm not even into ageplay so only did it once.

I shaved my pubes off for AX because I thought I could get laid. All I got now is an itchy crotch.

>>9543439
I thought I was bad. I'm a camgirl and I regularly wear my AP necklaces while camming, but that's it. They look cute on my otherwise naked body.

Dunno why you'd do such a thing as straight up be like "this is ageplay" though. I already get sick enough of people assuming I'm wearing fetish gear when I'm in frills and here you are furthering the idea.

I laugh at artists/vendors that sell bad art/knock offs...like to their faces. I just don't give a fuck man, and I'm in cosplay so it's not even like I'm some normie gawking on, I'm just fucking mean.

I'm a lolita at heart, i said it, okay? I love the coords, the cute dresses, the accessories, everything! But i know i would look really bad wearing lolita, and that doesn't matter how much weight i lose, it won't either fit nor look fine on me. But hell, i do love looking at the pretty clothes.

>>9543535
because I actually really hate other lolitas.

>>9543439
>thinking this would do anything to stop the witch hunt

it's honestly no wonder you're a cam girl, you sound like a literal retard. what's it like to be so poor that you result to selling your body?

>>9543573
But do you hate yourself too? I don't like people assuming I'm in full fetish gear while out on the town in my frills, like, what the shit dude

>>9543658
You're a grown woman dressed like a giant toddler. Some camgirl has nothing to do with what people think when they look at you.

>>9543605
>Implying I think it would stop the witch hunt
cute
>>9543658
look, people are going to witch hunt and think lolitas are ageplayers regardless. dont blame that on me, blame it on the society that thinks anything pastel or remotely cutesy past the age of 16 = fetish

I took a creepshot once.

>>9543752
>blame it on the society that thinks anythig pastel or reotely cutesy past the age of 16 = fetish

except you deliberately portrayed it that way? lol, have fun selling your body you whore. i'm glad i come from money so i don't have to be a wretch like you.

>>9543988
I'm not even that anon and now I wanna spread that lolita=ageplay just to spite your ass.

>>9543752
Okay but it doesn't help that you, an actual wearer of the fashion, is presenting it in such a way... for fucks sake woman. You could have taken the opportunity to educate people who are often the most likely to think creepy thoughts about the fashion... but you didn't.

>>9543988
I mean let's be honest here, rich girl, I find selling my body to be pretty fun. I've had a lot of jobs and this is by far my favorite. But also I'm a self-described slut/whore so take that with a grain of salt.
also
>pic related
>it's you

I trashtalk people on their curiouscats and sayatmes. I hate people posting the links right after con and being all "please gimme attention uwuwu" I trashtalk them even if they were nice bcs god that is annoying.

I am thought as really nice and caring "cinnamonbun" in my cosplay comm bcs of how I am being polite to people. In reality I couldn't care less for the shitty cosplayers who think highly about themselves. I also hate making new contacts in the scene because I think most of the congoers here are super cringy and discusting. At least I don't scream weeb outside of cons.

I could fill this thread up all by my self.. But here we go: Sometimes I put on some cosplay gear and play with myself. I don't wear the full costume but I put on the wig and do the makeup+contacts and find matching underwear..sometimes I wear belts or neckties etc from my cosplays and imagine to be the character rubbing themselves off. I usually also look at myself from a mirror or take selfies when I do this but delete them after cumming bcs I feel shame... My Nico Yazawa wig has seen some shit.

>>9543439
This is what people mean when they bitch about thong diapers.

>>9543988
>have fun selling your body you whore. i'm glad i come from money so i don't have to be a wretch like you.

jesus christ the salt give me more let me rub it all over my body yesssss

>implying I come from a poor family
>implying I'm poor

nope, came from a rich family, moved out to my own place, and got bored. I like toying with men and crave attention, so I guess I do it for a living now. everything I own is bought by my parents or my fans. only thing I spend my own money on is my own food and rent- parents offered but I want to pay for something on my own. Goddamn I love that salt. I should donate my AP to ageplay camgirls now.

>>9544056
you mean toying with virgins and uggos

And absolutely SEETHING

>>9543988
>i'm glad i come from money so i don't have to be a wretch like you.
Sex work certainly isn't the best "profession", but personally I'd certainly respect someone who works for their money (and puts up with a ton of bullshit in the process) over someone who apparently takes pride in having it handed to them- and I'm saying this as someone who has a Trust Fund.

>>9543988
newfag

>>9544056
If you're not just shitposting, I actually am a bit jealous of you. My family is dirt poor. I'm too mentally ill to hold a job with real hours and while I do enjoy camming I'd love to be from a rich family.

>>9544106
jokes aside pretty much this
90% of the people you are entertaining are broke and/or shitbags. I wish I could do findom but its not me.
>>9544131
I hope it works out for you anon. Its kind of fucked that the more money you have the more entertaining a show you're able to give (due to equipment) and for that reason poor camgirls don't usually do well

Once I found the dream dress of a really nasty girl in my comm for super cheap. So I bought it, wore it to the next meet she was going to be at, and then audibly complained about how baggy and unflattering it was to friends when she was in earshot, and that I was probably going to sell it because full shirring looked ridiculous on my skinny ass. And I did sell it!

To another girl in my comm, for cost, after I got her solemn promise that she wouldn't sell it to the other girl. I regret exactly nothing, and I would do it again, desu. After more than a year of wanting to punch her in the jaw after every meet became "but listen to my health issues and relationship problems", I think she got off easy.

I used to come on here and shit up larme threads with the nymphet meme because the style creeps me out, feel kind of bad about it now desu

I've bought a few dresses and items that I love but will never fit just as collectors items, but I feel bad taking them out of the market and not even giving coord shots back to the community. It's hypocritical too because girls that have a large wardrobe just for collection piss me off and I've complained about it on CGL before.

I've masturbated in lolita. I wore the first dress I ever bought while doing it (a few years after I bought it) because it's too sentimental for me to ever want to sell it anyway.

I've masturbated thinking about favourite dresses and coords. Lolita doesn't turn me on in isolation, it's just I often think about positive/neutral nonsexual things when my mind wanders while masturbating.

I've never been to an AX meetup, just seen pictures of it and cringed. Ever since I saw a picture of last year's AX meetup I've been posting "don't go its full of spergs" (I'm not wrong) in every AX thread. I am very pleased that barely anyone went this year (probably due to my warnposting) , and those who did did slav squats and used fidget spinners the entire time.

Those fucks shouldn't breed, down with filthy crossboarder meetups

>>9544243
I'm considering buying some of my favorite brand pieces that I know wont fit me just to have them.

>>9544056
Charms, is that you?

>>9543555
you and me both, anon. am working on losing weight now, but have been a DD or DDD (regardless of weight and bra band size) for the last fifteen years or so. so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have cow tits no matter how skinny I get. minimiser bras make my tits ache and look really bad, and I'm not gonna get a reduction just to fit into brand. I think the makeup, nails, wigs etc. are cute as fuck, but I can't stand to have anything on my hands or face, it just gets on my nerves. got a sixhead, so I'd need bangs, but anything at all touching my forehead = breakouts. I have a few other minor-to-moderate obstacles like that, that on their own could possibly be overcome with enough money and elbow grease (making handmade main pieces that fit, getting reaccustomed to wearing jewelry, etc). but the combo of all of them is too much right now.

I know people don't like the term "lolita at heart" so I don't call myself that. maybe someday I'll figure out ways around all the obstacles and wear it anyway. until then, if nothing else, keeping up with the fashion is still a relaxing hobby even if I don't wear it.

>>9543555
>>9544299
"Lolita at heart" doesn't mean people who like the fashion but don't wear it because XYZ; it refers to people who actually claim to be lolitas "in spirit". They don't actively wear the fashion but think that their love for it is enough to make them lolitas, which is not true. You can love the fashion if you don't wear it, that's fine, but simply loving it doesn't make you a lolita, no matter how much you love it or how much you know about it.

I steal small shit like buckles and buttons from market stalls for my cosplay materials, because I think they charge out the ass for these small things.

>>9544243
You could post detail shots or floordinates online even if you can't wear them.

>>9543988
> i'm glad i come from money
We'll see about that

>>9543439
>>9543535
How many fucking camgirls are there on this board?

>4am
>chilling on the sofa of a hostel with my tea just browsing 4chan
>notice there's some chick who's prolly like 16 year old, still in her costume for some reason with a giant alpaca plushie
>gotta was my teapot and cup so i head to the kitchen and we glance at each other
>not trying to hit on her or anything, just make a passing remark
>"nice alpaca you got there"
>2 minutes later come back from washing stuff, she's gone
>musta scared her off with that insane display of autism

probably the most autistic thing i've said in 5 years

despair and shame covers me like a blanket, tuck me in, let me die.

I really really actually want a lolita girlfriend but I'm short, shy, chubby and not white or asian lolita so I doubt anyone would want to join me on the island of Lesbos.

I purposefully bid up things on sales sites when I know it's something a person I don't like is bidding on, it's come back to bite me once or twice but overall it's been worth it

>>9544456
It's to be expected, since it's something you can do while NEET. Makes me feel kind of weird desu because I pay for my brand with a work-from-home tech job and now I'm paranoid that my comm have thought it was a cover story for being a camgirl this whole time.

>>9544481
Lolita is perfect for short girls though and I'm yet to meet any lolita IRL that would care you're not white or Asian.

>>9544264
I agree anon, I also tried to sway people away from going. Meets would be cool if they were mostly gulls, but there's just too many crossboarders.

I know it sounds edgy but wearing lolita made me realise how close-minded and strange "regular" people can be. It fueled a hint of misanthrope in me I never knew existed.
>tips boater

>>9544509
While I try to be at least mildly polite and understanding with people, I agree with this to some extent. It's amazing how off the wall bizarre some people can become when they see something out of the ordinary, even if it's as harmless as a girl in a frilly dress.

There is a girl in my comm that I absolutely despise for very personal reasons.
She is heavily into a specific j-fashion style that not a lot of people wear (and considers herself special because of it), and while I generally like the style myself, I have purely gotten super interested and invested in it just to piss her off and upstage her.

Has not really taken a huge toll on my wallet, just a few pieces here and there. I wore a very toned down version of this style before she got into it, so the big bonus is that I can play it off as her copying me for extra petty points, and I know that she is so insecure that all of this is getting to her for sure.

>>9544544
But what's the point? This is such stupid, petty bullshit.

>>9544550
I get to wear clothes I enjoy wearing while pissing on a shitty person that likes to be unique.

This is a confession thread, most of this stuff is petty bullshit.

>>9544465
this doesn't....seem bad? what.

>>9544465
sounds fine to me! you were just making a statement. maybe she thought you were being sarcastic?

>>9542815
I had a crush on my best friends bf so I asked her what his favorite anime was and it was Full Metal Alchemist so I cosplayed as Winry at a con we both went to, pretended I had to leave early because my Mom was sick and went home and seduced him.

She never found out.

>>9544295
No, even I hate charms. Im petty, not fat and lazy. I hope her career starts tanking.

>>9544295
You really think charms could fit into lolita?

>>9544028
>But also I'm a self-described slut/whore

What went wrong.

>>9544106
nayrt but even though i "respect" them i think it's trashy and disgraceful.

>>9544456
not much, some are real and some are just pretending like the one ITT

>>9544481
how short are you? i'm a 5"3/5"4 lesbolita but i wouldn't be able to date someone shorter than me, it would feel awkward

>>9544708
Daddy issues probably

>>9544752
God forbid a woman just likes to fuck

>>9544827
I like to fuck, I don't like to make a small amount of money off of disgusting fat basement dwellers jerking off to me

>>9544832
You're right, I, too, rather make a small amount of money off serving retarded customers at a dead end job to pay my student debts.

>>9544841
Are you actually a slut?

I got my local Lolita comm to finally collapse. Given the comm was pretty much dead already but I happend to initiate one last bitchfight that pushed it over. I'm didn't even joined any comm meet or what so ever. I just asked about the comm in a comm thread. People jumped on me. Then I took the chance. There was some shit I heard through grapevine about the comm drama and the main bitch. I simply posted these rumors, acted like I knew everthing and the drama ensued after that. The main drama whore even made an FB post. I didn't even knew if the main drama whore is a drama whore or if the others were shittalking. It was fun to watch, but at the same time I felt bad because of the drama it caused.
Years later I happend to meet the main drama whore and it turned out she she really is a major bitch. So I don't feel too bad anymore.

>>9544832
Missed opportunities, yo

>>9544873
No, they prefer to call me waitress.

>>9544881
Tfw no slut camwhore gf

>>9544876
That is so vague but it sounds like the old NYC comm lmao

>>9544832
If i wasn't so shy and didn't have self respect and didn't care what people would think if they saw it, i would do it too desu

>>9544885
Grow a vagina and you might be successful on this board. Otherwise you could try your luck in /soc/ I guess.

>>9544749
5'1''. I don't blame you

>>9544481
The chubby part is the only no for me and I'm 5'10.

All I want is a tiny girlfriend to take care of.

>>9544920
Beggars can't be chooser.

>>9544920
I'm relatively slim/average for a european girl and just shy of 5"3
I would love to be taken care of though. You make me hope to find a gf one day

I've always wanted to do a group cosplay but my friends have shit taste and shit craftsmanship and I resent them for that.

>>9544954
I've always wanted to twin but none of the friends who are close enough for me to trust with my dresses are the right size to fit into them, and virtually nobody in the comm owns any of the same items as me.

>>9543488
Ok I feel bad for you because I know that pain.

Get one of those exfoliating bath gloves so you can (gently) scrub the area and use high time bump stopper. Should help with the ingrown hairs and itchyness.

>>9544218
>findom
>look it up
This is seriously disgusting. I don't know if I hate the men or women more.

>>9544987
Wow, that's a really weird kink. Never heard of it before.

I saw a half-eaten mochi in the trash, and I ate it.

>>9543988
You may have came from money, but you didn't come from class.

>>9545009
It's not actually a kink, it's just golddigger women pretending to be into it for sexual reasons when they just want money. And pathetic neckbeards who go along with it because of some inferiority complex.

>>9544987
That's fucking amazing you mean?
I want to be a findom now, I found my true path in life.
I would leave enough for the dude/gal to live comfortably though, obviously. I would feel kinda bad to know they're struggling.
I couldnt do it because i'm a fucking sub though, and i can only be dom on the internet through a screen

>>9545066
Seconding this.

>>9545066

Pic related is me with any girl i have beef with. I'll keep silent and never be outright bitchy but boy, if we share a dream dress or something alike you can be sure i'll make sure to wear it when you can see it.

I'm so petty i feel bad yet it feels like i'm in an episode of a drama serie and it's kinda funny.

>>9545066
i'm classier than a camgirl whore. have fun being poorfags and working for your wages.

>>9545141
have fun dying, porky

>>9545144
>porky
>yfw i have a 23 inch waist

ouch, how does it feel to be poor AND less cute than i am?

>>9545145
wrong porky, rich bitch

>>9545148
in that case, i'm fine with being a capitalist pig. i get everything i want and i get to laugh at you poor fucks from far away.

sorry you were born into the wrong family, maybe next time you'll win the genetic lottery like i did.

>>9545153
>from far away
good idea

>>9545141
You're still here?
You'd think Someone with money would have more to do with their lives than being mad on a chinese imageboard. That's NEET behavior.

>>9545153
If the lottery comes with your personality then I'll pass.

>>9544920
Also fair enough. That part I'm working on so sometime soon that won't be me. I've already lost 8lbs so far!

I accidentally stole a wall scroll. It was really busy and chaotic at the booth and I got my money out and the guy gave me my change but didn't actually take my money. I didn't even realize until later.

>>9545163
top kek

>>9545153
Enjoy it while you still can senpai

>>9545144
>you were born too late to get strapped into a fighter jet and napalm communist scum

>>9545239
go ahead and try

how does it feel being a useful idiot for >>9543988 and her family?

>>9543988
you have a point but the way you say it is completely wrong.

>>9545251
Murdering proponents of a failure of an ideology rooted in a fundamental misunderstanding of the world seeking to destroy my incredible nation and its glorious constitution must feel unbelievable

>>9545269

Are there lots of single gaybois at anime cons? I've only been to comic cons but have been getting into anime and want a bf.

>>9544481
You'll be alright anon, there are plenty of lesbians who value personal connection over looks and there are plenty with that as their type as well. I personally dated someone of almost that exact description except outgoing and still think of her fondly, and I know plenty of other non-conventional beauties with gfs, so just be patient.

I laugh at everyone in order to feel superior.

I silent-fart constantly at cons.

I frown at every FOTM cosplay and I especially frown at Haikyuu """"""FtM""""""""" yaoi fujoshits.

>>9545067
I know this is a rare situation but I had a male friend get harassed by an older guy who desperately wanted to be his findom, didn't even (claim to) want sex, so I think it is a kink for some guys. I don't get it at all though.

>>9545204
>"I accidentally was paid to steal a wall scroll"
FTFY

>>9544971

Thanks for the tip, senpai-a-lam.

>>9545148
>>9545153
Great to hear. as some one who' has won the inheritance lotto as well it feels great to see these commie fucks birch and wine about being poor. Feels good man.

>>9543419
>that video came out in 2011
>merch didn't happen until later
>said you were 12

m-mods get the youngling out

>>9545251
>>9545163
>lefty memes from facebook

this place has really become tumblr

>>9545751
>what is (4*2)chan

Sad!

Whenever I see a female cosplayer I think is hot I automatically imagine them as a guy who can crossdress extremely well and how happy our life would be together

>>9544827
God does forbid that yes, unless in a stable marriage or a rape situation

>>9545743
2017 - 2011 = 6
12 + 6 = 18
sry brosephina, checks out

>>9544558
If it's a confession you're supposed to regret it and repent.

>>9544708
Raised by a single mother and so doesn't know to interact with men in a healthy manner.

>>9544954
I feel this in my soul.
I made my boyfriend's cosplay for this convention and I have no regrets. He's new to everything so it was just easier.

My confession is that I've been 100% tempted to post friends/former friends to the bad cosplay board. It doesn't help that my former friends are morbidly obese tumblrinas who think it's ok to leave seams completely unfinished.

As for my friends, they also suck despite being into cosplay almost as long as I have; one time I offered to help with one of their wigs: it came out perfect and I was actually really proud of it. Later found out they tore it apart trying to add to it(they just needed to add a ribbon they didn't have at the time of styling) because they "couldn't figure out what I did"
I've been quietly resentful ever since

>>9542815
I give women counterfeit money to have sex with me at cons.

I once stole +200$ worth figures at a con and nobody noticed (maybe)
Sold them later for money

Kinda regret it kinda don't

I put the cuff of a shirt on backwards...but didn't fix it because the character has rolled sleeves

>>9543488
Here's some tips for your next con. Hope you get lucky!

>>9546364
You could also just trim instead of shave. Tame bushes are in vogue.

A guy once left his GF on the first night of a con to sleep with me for the weekend.
i shit you not, he brought his GF up to their hotel room and dumped her, packed his bags and cosplay and stayed in my room rest of the con.

>the funniest part was that my room was literally opposite hers. Like, doors facing each other in the hallway, opposite.

>oh yeah, and her old crush and I hooked up at the same con a year prior.

Do not weep for her. She's a money scamming munchie and it was funny.

ITT: Tell us shitty things you do!

Chick 1: I did this. Aren't I awful?
Chick 2: That's nasty, anon! You should be ashamed!
Chick 1: Fuck you! I do what I want! YOU'RE the nasty one! I do this ironically!

Repeat.

Bitches. Ya'na'I'mean?

>>9546470
This is a safe place for (con)fessions. Take your leave if you're so perfect.

>>9545751
triggered nu-fag dedected

>>9546449
You're still a meanie

>>9546227
I have posted exfriends to the bad cosplay board. Still tempted to post a bitch who is on my friends list but I am not friends with.

But I often make my friends costumes because they suck. I make the fabric parts for my husband and he does some of the other types of crafting when necessary,

>>9546483
Triggered.

>>9546227
>my boyfriend wants to cosplay with me
>tfw he's just gonna have me make it for him cause he has no experience making anything
>fuck that
>just gonna buy his outfit

>>9546610
It got us to cosplay my OTP, so I kinda wanted it to be perfect
Cosplay sex for meeeee

>>9546569
If I do it after I've already confessed to wanting to do it, is that not as bad or even worse

I like to take pictures of cosplayers that appeal to my fetishes. Pic related.

>>9544500

>but there's just too many crossboarders.

Every single person I've ever met at a con was a cross boarder when I talked about it with them. Nobody uses this place as their main board. Everybody comes here when a con they know is happening is coming around. They stay for the con threads till they finally die, then they leave.

>>9546707
nayrt but I'd wager many Lolitas do use this as home board. I agree most cosplayers cross board though besides seasonal users that don't really use 4chan much

>>9546707
the original "fuck cgl meetups" anon. most cons cgl meetups are fine, but for some godforsaken reason, AX gets shitposting >tfw no gf
autistic memelord crossboarders who know nothing of /cgl/ board culture. its a /cgl/ meetup for christ sake, not "find a cosplay gf" meetup

My net idol group was started partially because we love doing idol crap, and partially because we know we're better than Stellure. Someday, we're going to do a Bright Future cover, both of the song and the dance, and blow them out of the water.

>>9546707
this is my main board and I rarely visit other boards. when I do it's other stupid ones like /x/

>>9545934
>merch didn't happen until later

My comm is small but split because drama that I didn't start but I probably made worse. Someone would tell me something and I'd encourage them to shit talk in front of me without actively saying anything myself then go to the other person and say like "I shouldn't tell you this but your my friend..." and say what the other person said. Then do it again and again.

Also admist it I got their best friend to cheat after a meet up because I'm their "senpai" and it sent her spiraling. It made the drama escalate, it was delightful. Also, I now totally have a kink for someone calling me senpai in bed now.

>I'm a horrible friend

>>9546430
Mine grows in all different directions so it doesn't even look good trimmed. Right now idgaf because I'm single but God help me if I get a partner that cares.

>>9546767
Most lolitas I've met done go on any other boards at all. If they do it'll either be /a/ (because a lot of people into kawaii culture are weebs), maybe /toy/, or just secretly browsing the porn boards.

I used to watch along with /a/ and browse /lgbt/ before /cgl/ became my only board, but most lolitas have no knowledge of 4chan culture except news reporting about /b/ and /pol/ until they come here.

>>9547015
I feel you anon, I feel you so much.
I can't even buy most panties because my fucking pubes will stick out at the sides. I'm about to end my suffering and will getting laser treatment to get rid of it for good.

>>9546961
Damn, that's manipulative and sadistic as hell but I can totally relate. It's super satisfying to just feed the flames from the sidelines then sit back and enjoy seeing the drama escalate to new heights.

Some people (us) just want to watch the world burn.

>>9546961
>>9547063
>tfw no sadistic dom gf to bully me

>>9547059
I don't care if they stick out at the sides desu and I've never considered it worth lasering the lot, I would laser the edges if I had a lot of cash though since it's so hard to shave the concave areas.

>>9547063
What's wrong with you people? Like, literally what is wrong with you that you find this so enjoyable? I don't understand.

>>9547123
It's called bluffing.

>>9546946
it could be handmade you autist. :^)

>>9547208
it could also not be handmade you autist. :^)

Stole money in a jar full of coins during a babysitting job. Had enough to pay the shipping of my new dress. Nobody noticed, was kind and smiling with the parents and kiddos, got out with 10$ more than expected.

The truth is, besides betraying someone from my family/someone i care about or hurting myself/selling my body/losing my dignity/breaking someones heart/purely using them over $$ or putting myself in serious danger (police called or death) i would do lots of things for money. I'm a huge opportunist.

I just want to afford more of that sweet BTSSB and AP without having to work. As Momoko said "Labor isnt suitable for me".

I don't even like dudes so getting a sugar daddy is out of the question. Also selling your body is gross imho. Nothing against any of the sex workers it's just my opinion, my soul is rotten so I can't judge anyway.

>>9547276
Forgot to add: sometimes i feel nothing and remember Momoko "if it makes you happy take it" (lolita is one of the things that was there for me in dark times,made me happy,... so i always want more of it now that i'm able to kinda afford it) and sometimes i feel bad about it and like i don't even deserve my friends or falily members who are much more pure and well intentionned and don't know half of what i did.

I think I just need a hug (and some $$ but mainly a hug)

>>9543605
>>9543988
>>9544028
>>9547276

why does everyone call it selling your body? what job do you not sell your body? you're literally renting yourself out in most jobs. So flashing a titty in the comfort of your own home for $ is looked down upon but doing it for your BF (even if he's a shitbag) is fine?

>>9547276
>I would do lots of things for money!!!
>except anything that actually gets you more than a pittance

>>9547383
Nayrt but I don't sell my body in my job, I sell my time. No one gets to touch me or fuck me, I just think about problems and solve them. Even when I was doing retail, getting paid to run around restocking things and telling customers where to sit is very different from getting paid to perform sex acts, and if you say "how" or "it's not" you either haven't thought about it enough, you're being disingenuous, or you've got some deep-seated serious issues.

>>9547383
while I agree with your sentiment, everyone has different morals. everyone was raised with a different background. not everyone is as open about sex. some people are extremely private about it. as long as they're not judging sex workers negatively, that's their prerogative and I won't judge them for it. good for them for not doing something that makes them uncomfortable. nobody should do a job that makes them feel bad or uncomfortable, regardless of the reason why they feel the way they feel.

>>9547383
this

>sex work is exploitive
more like
>wage labor is exploitive

>>9547383
If you ever get educated you'll learn that selling your mind pays much better (and for longer) than selling your body.

>>9547510
Why work when you can just take nerds' lunch money?

>>9547063
Ikr? I don't really feel bad about it cause I had nothing to do with the original drama and was dragged in by them, so like might as take advantage of the situation.

Around my birthday they got into a weird "get the better gift for anon" competition without me egging them on ether. It was wonderful.

>>9547510
find me a job where I earn $100k a year on a GED without having to fuck anyone and I'll stop. I'll wait.

>>9547510
>not doing both for maximum profit

>>9547552
I guess if you ignore the getting educated part it makes it easier to justify your choice. Good luck making even half of that in 5-10 years, and with your obvious shortsightedness I seriously doubt you'll invest any decent amount of it.

>>9547570
>first year made 70k, 2nd year made 100k
>this year now earning several thousands a month more

Enjoy being a wagecuck when I'm enjoying my early retirement.

>>9547589
Ignoring the fact that you're RPing, only the top 1% of people who do what you do make that sort of money.

>>9547570
>first year made 70k, 2nd year made 100k
>this year now earning several thousands a month more

you've forgotten I'll bring it up again. lets say I suddenly do fail and I'm retarded with money/dont save up. My parents are still loaded, not to mention offered to buy me my own house (several times) but I insist on being independent.


Enjoy being a wagecuck when I'm enjoying my early retirement.

>>9547592
I'm actually not RPing, but I dont want to post who I am either. and I'm aware only the top 1% make that money. I'm lucky to be in the top percentage, and work my ass off for it.

>>9547595
>>9547598
Keep telling yourself that Charms

>>9547600
we went over this, charms is too fat to fit into lolita. and Charms actually (appears) to be doing better than me to be honest despite her misshapen tits, killing animals, and obsesity. haven't kept up with her due to lack of care so I'm not sure if she's tanking currently.

>>9547510
>>9547552
Jfc you two, just enjoy your money without shitting on other people's jobs. There's no reason for that retarded pissing contest as long as you're both satisfied with what you're doing.

I kissed a girl at a dance while I was dating someone in 2010

>>9546499
Wasn't on purpose, karma just has a way of fucking with this girl and I just happened to be the cherry on top who makes her life constantly shit. I don't plan it, shit happens.

I'm a guy who only comes to /cgl/ for cringe stories and drama as a guilty pleasure, usually only coming around the month of my yearly city anime con (which I've usually gone to alone because I'm a weirdo. I usually always see people I know, and in hindsight I should be more concerned that I look stupid just aimlessly roaming by myself.)
Secondly, I'm directing a show right now, and some of the people helping me are the types to turn up at the con (the Saturday night of the con is the premiere of the first episode, at a film event 3000 miles away which I won't be there for.) I don't want to run into any of the people working on the show at the con because I'll feel really fucking unprofessional. I'd feel better if I asked them before hand if they're going but that would be even more unprofessional.
Lastly, and this is probably weirdest, I just get the heebie jeebies from the Homestuck/Steven Universe kids at cons. I irrationally feel like they're out to get me even though they're probably the least threatening creatures alive and their numbers shrink every year.

I want to become a well know cosplayer just to outshine every cosplayer I know personally. It kind of hard as a male cosplayer. But I like to be competitive.

>>9548038
Ganbare

>>9548038
if you're asian you have a chance

Recently a cute cosplayer's page that had like 300 likes got suggested to me on Facebook
I've liked it and I'm planning on getting into her pants at the next con.

>>9543555
We all kind of look ugly anyway, so why not be happy and go about it? Lolita is not just for pretty girls, but for those who want to wear it.

>>9547552
>$100k a year

if your parents were actually "loaded" you would know that this is literally nothing, lol. have fun staying middle class forever.

I shitpost here maybe once or twice a week to blow off some steam. I'm a very normal and agreeable lolita IRL but it's fun to pick on you guys sometimes. Gulls make it too easy because you all share a lot of the same insecurities. Money, looks, closet sizes, who has what, who does and doesn't deserve what. I've gotten into a lot of "arguments" with you guys that I had absolutely no stake in--I just have fun watching people try to justify their anger over stupid things.

Once 'bought' a dress from a girl on lj sales
She was even so nice and put a lot of stock cards etc into the package
Send it to me before I paid
I never paid her in the end

>>9542815
I normally dont bring soap with me to cons. I just borrow everyone elses they leave in the shower.

>>9547595
How do you keep it a secret from them that you do porn?

>>9547276
Claim you have depression and claim disability.

My confession is that i'm a creep. I look like a cute girl but if I find a lolita or a personnaity interesting enough I'll become lowkey obsessed and try to stalk them on social media/search for more pictures of them/videos/their blog/wardrobe/...

I don't really wanna copy them (i'll take inspiration from them at best but never downright copy them?) nor do i want to follow them in the street or something like that. I don't know, I'm just hooked on doing that. I feel like a creep but I love doing that.

When Kotakoti first appeared in 2011 I was obsessed like that.

Made a fisting joke at all ages panel I hosted a few years ago, possibly traumatized some 10 year olds sitting near the front .

I've been tempted to post some shitty "friends" of mine on the bad cosplay thread. They're all judgmental and think they're hot shit, but they don't even make their own costumes.

Back when I was single I used to fuck random guys at cons because I like sex and it was fun and I have zero regrets about that. What I do regret is not monetizing on that shit. I have no shame about the whole "selling my body for sex" thing since I was willing to do it for free anyway.

I do panels so I don't have to buy badges for cons. No one has $60-$80 to spend on a damn entrance fee.

>>9548658
Are you me?

>>9548766
I used to do this. It accidentally backfired because now I'm a director at my local con and I staff a few others around my area. I guess it's an improvement?

I'm a good crossplayer because I'm pretty butch and I have a ton of experience with makeup from drag king days. I enjoy having this specialty, but I also deeply desire to do lolita and be cute and frilly. I'm just too mannish and I know my shoulders will hulk out of those cute blouses. I guess I just need a lolita friend or girlfriend to live vicariously through.

>>9547276
>I'm a huge opportunist.
thief*

Lmao this board is so petty and pathetic

>>9548887
I can guarantee you the other boards aren't much better. Also there's some if not a lot of roleplay in these threads.

Roomed with these people I barely knew one year back in like 2008? One of the girls I thought at the time was super hot, and she had a pair of shimipan she was wearing for a cosplay (I forgot what cosplay) so while everyone was out of the room, I got into her stuff, found the panties found them and fapped onto them. blew a gigantic load on them. Once I came, I panicked and didn't know what to do. so I tried to clean and dry them the best I could, but it stained them and they were kinda sticky

so later on she comes back to change, and I was in the bathroom and I can hear her saying "why are these sticky and stained? ugh, something is leaking into my bag"

yeh.

>>9548658
Do it!