/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9403998
no but i casually fart whenever i have to when im at a con.

its so crowded so nobody knows where it comes from and since i dress fairly nicely, nobody will even think its me thanks to all the sweaty neckbeards around me

>>9403998
Yes, I fart all the time. Cons already smell like farts so no harm done.

>>9403998
Is this a thinly-veiled fap thread?

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>9404028
Not thinly-veiled at all.

The latest meme is fart porn. Just report and move on.

>>9404053
Not the latest meme for me, I've fapped to this kind of stuff since middle school.

>>9404066
That's a pretty boy

>>9404066
holy hell she is anorexic af

go to the gamers room, be next to a gamer with BO, let it rip and then walk away

>>9403998
>time of the month mishaps

I was cosplaying transformed Satsuki and I was on my period but I couldn't find a tampon, and we were in a rush to get into the con so I stuck some toilet paper there and taped my labia together.
Of course, the crotch piece of my costume got soaked with blood within an hour. When I finally did get a hold of a tampon (thanks to my local cosplay medic), I had to get my friend to insert it in me because my shoulder armour things prevented me from bending over.

Fun times.

Yes, plenty. One time I sharted a lil and had to slip my finger under my petticoat to scoop out the klud off my rim because I didn't want to soil my knickers. Mind this is all in public, in a crowd. I took out some tissue and removed as much of the smell as I could from my fingernail. I went around the rest of the day shaking hands, taking photos for people, and touching merchandise. The restrooms were really full at the time.

>>9404135
>I had to get my friend to insert it in me
Now that's a good friend.

>>9404135
>inserted it in me
That's a keeper

>>9403998
Why? How is that any of your business? What kind of sick bastard are you?

>>9404070
Yeah, I thought she was gaining some weight back... I guess maybe she relapsed if this is recent? That's so sad, she was looking healthier.

>>9404147

>>9404147
I'm going back to /r9k/

dont really fart a lot so i cant say much on this

>>9404135
>>9404147
I was wondering when these memes would show up again

>>9404070
She's bulimic.

>>9404166
That's from a while ago but she did relapse. Pic related.

>>9404470
>skeleton legging
kek

>>9404470
ngl I used to have an eating disorder and it sucked but this makes me really jelly

Girls don't fart, anon

>>9404053
>latest meme
What the fuck is this, 2006?

>>9403998
I had my fart gland surgically removed. Changed my life!

>>9403998
Fart stands for
Females
Are
Rectally
Tolerant

duh