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9329060 No.9329060 [Reply] [Original]

You know what I'm talking about.

The "Umbrella Corps" Officers that are either really good and detailed to the movie/game or just some random half-assed group in cammo and airsoft rifles with the Umbrella patch over their helmet or shoulders.

What's your "that" cosplay, the one you see at your local cons all the time that's just generic as shit?

>> No.9329062

>>9329060
Anything from Steven Universe, Homestuck, or Undertale.

>> No.9329063

Ehhhh let people do what the fuck they want.

>> No.9329071

>>9329063
Nobody wants to stop people, we just want to encourage originality

>> No.9329080

>>9329060
We used to have this problem in the MGS cosplay community too.

Show up in random airsoft gear and claim they were doing Soldier cosplay from MGS.

And of course, they weren't dressed as anything from any of the games. I'm assuming just wanted to wear their airsoft gear to a con. At least one fucker wore a headband or something.

>> No.9329093

>>9329060
Harley and Joker, any version of them really.

>> No.9329094

>>9329060
unnecessary boob armor and eveelutions

bonus for
>disney shit re-imagined as ________

>> No.9329095

Sailor Scout mashups of anything
Slave versions of anything
Budget Overwatch (it was funny at first, but it's been done to death and there's more of these cosplayers than there are actual OW cosplayers.)

>> No.9329101
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>> No.9329109

Elsa
Deadpool (good god, fucking deadpool)

>>9329095
Actual OW too

>> No.9329112

>>9329101
What makes a good D.Va stand out from a bad D.Va?

I plan on cosplaying her New Year's skin eventually

>> No.9329114

Sailor Moon bikinis

>> No.9329117

>>9329112
not being a meme d.va is a good starter
bodysuits from china are decently made now (no more need for those shitty printed ones) if you want to be default but you'll be lost amongst all those other chinese bodysuit d.vas

if you wanted to stand out you'd have to do one of her other costumes or have a really awesome mech

>> No.9329122
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9329122

>>9329112
Have Mountain Dew and Doritos on you at any point and I'll snap your neck

>> No.9329125

>>9329112
A few things. Quality for one- granted you're doing New Year's skin, but for regular D.Va, do more than just the spandex suit that everyone buys.Make the armor parts, have gloves, etc.

And I feel like most people are tired of the mountain dew doritos gremlin jokes already. Just go for a good quality rather than memey tumblr cringe with the cardboard armor.

For her New Year's skin, I'd use nice quality fabric/ don't go for cheap shiny shit. Look at actual hanboks as a guide, etc. Just don't be lazy or cringe like majority of pic related >>9329101 you'll be fine

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>>9329101

>> No.9329135

>>9329122
It's basically canon at this point. Chill the fuck out. The cosplay just needs to be decent.

>> No.9329140

>>9329122
>>9329125
>>9329117
I don't plan on doing the doritos and mountain dew meme, it's obnoxious and overdone to me.

I'll be doing the New Year's Hanbok so it won't just be the same bodysuit or casual version but maybe the New Year's skin will be overdone by the time I do it too.

Thanks guys!

>> No.9329142

>>9329135
If it were canon from the start then it'd be fine, but now it's just fan service and pandering and it ain't gonna wash off the stigma of laziness that a D.VA walking around with a bag of Doritos and bottle of Mountain Dew carries.

>> No.9329148

>>9329060
I can't believe I'm STILL seeing as much Homestuck as I am. Didn't that shitty comic die half a decade ago?

>>9329080
I was at Anime Boston last year, as a Diamond Dog. I was walking around with a couple other MGS cosplayers, and we ran into an Umbrella Corps group. We all paused for a split second, then drew out guns and engaged in a shouting match of "put down your weapons!". It was kinda fun, for a spur-of-the-moment thing.

>> No.9329152

>>9329060
>the security at my local con all dress like this and say they're Umbrella Corps
>they're a bunch of inept power tripping fucks
>have busted them more than once for making up shit that's not on the website or on the rules page in the con brochure

>> No.9329265

>>9329060
>Deadpool. There's this one cosplayer that's phenomenal and the rest just....ugh
>Homestuck
>Love Live

To be fair, most of the cosplayers in the community here are pretty awful. Half of them are teenagers.

>> No.9329273

None thankfully, because all of them are pretty unique.

>> No.9329665

>>9329126
>zoom out
>all those laughably dumb carboard boxes try'n to be cute cause "tee heee, I tiried"
>way in the background the heavy breathing beta orbiters stare at the average/hot ones

>> No.9329688

>>9329060
The joker. They're either objectively shit, or they're pretty okay but the cosplayer is self-absorbed beyond any kind of reasonable measure.
Every con has at least one skinny dude with passable knowledge of face paint who thinks he's the definitive joker.

>> No.9329690

>>9329071
>encourage originality
It's a hobby dedicated to dressing up s fictional characters. By its very nature there is no originality.

>> No.9329698

>>9329109
Elsa burned out pretty fast. You only see one or two every con

>> No.9329713

>>9329126
>those girls who are just wearing regular clothes and some facepaint

Writing this post was an experience. First I started with "That girl in the middle", then I noticed the one behind her, but right before I hit submit, I decided to check again.

12. I count 12 costumeless cunts. What's the point in cosplaying if you're not actually going to put effort into it?

>> No.9329778

>>9329126
They all look like they regretted it.

>> No.9329954

>>9329713
People don't get why cosplayers get so upset over this too. Because "Cosplay is for everyone, regardless of skill/money/bodyshape/whatever the fuck else"

It's not cosplay, it's an inspired outfit. And there's nothing worse than when you've put all the time and effort into a cosplay and someone jumps in front of you in their civvies and a wig.

>> No.9330132

>>9329062
Seconded, doesn't help that they're usually the same people doing all three.

For me Marvel cosplay is super cringey, especially since most people are just cosplaying from what they know of the Avengers movies/fandom. Also partially related is any series that focuses more on costume design than actual characters or plot (Love Live, LoL) but that's more a personal preference. Having dweeby in-character interactions is fun.

>> No.9330288

Homestuck and Hetalia

>> No.9330296

>>9329060
>or just some random half-assed group in cammo and airsoft rifles with the Umbrella patch over their helmet or shoulders.
actually, I don't see any problem with that, to be honest, could be worser....

>> No.9330311

All Deadpool cosplayers need to be rounded up and publicly executed. Fuck the lot of 'em.

>> No.9330363

>>9329080
this is why I stopped going to MGS cosplay meetups.

>> No.9330375

>>9330311
is it just me or are they actual assholes 90% of the time too?

>> No.9330378

>>9330375
Plenty think it's ok to do stupid shit because it's in character

There's a reason Deadpools carry that stigma with them at cons

>> No.9330386

>>9330296
> worser

>> No.9331091

>>9330378
Pre 2010 Deadpool cosplayers were chill. Then the spergs got wind of the character.

>> No.9331105

>>9330375
Agreed. Every Deadpool cosplayer I've been unfortunate enough to interact with has always been a douche. The problem is they all think they're ~so wacky! hilarious!~ when really they're just annoying.

>> No.9331189

>>9329125
I would just like to say, that your post reminded me of the 'babby gremlins' my friend made. Mountain Dew vodka mixed drink with a rim of crushed doritos.

It was awful, never do this.

>> No.9331350

>>9330378
Because guys think it's an excuse to act like crude chauvinistic assholes because IT'S TOTALLY IN CHARACTER YOU GUISE, LOOK AT ME GROPING THIS COSPLAYER LOL SO ZANY.

>> No.9331899

>>9329109
>Elsa
Yeah and desu I've seen one, maybe two above decent Elsa costumes (in her ice gown)...the dress is just not designed to exist IRL and ends up looking like shit

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>>9329125
>>9329117
Is this version of her suit available for a reasonable price?

>> No.9332255

>>9329265

Yep. Most LL cosplayers use taobao outfits. Bonus points if they form a cover group with quedtionable choreo skill.

>> No.9332267

>>9331350
Where did the Deadpool touch you honey?

>> No.9332379

Are that any "that cosplay" that exist in the higher price entry?

Or are "that cosplay" cosplays limited to cheap affordable cosplays?

>> No.9332402

>>9332379
You can have a guy spend $100 on shitty airsoft gear, or $800 on the real stuff and look like the actual game model, but in the end of the day he's still a cringy Umbrella Corps cosplayer.

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>>9329060
I always enjoy those guys though.......

>> No.9332861

>>9332553
God I haven't read that webcomic in years.

>> No.9332895

Any meme cosplay is cancer. That is extended to inside jokes within a fandom (e.g. Soldier dad) and meme posing (salt bea).

>> No.9332898

>>9329060
feels like every time I go to MCM London there's always at least 5 Where's Wally cosplayers.

>> No.9332927

>>9332267
Becareful of so-called female deadpools (note the blonde ponytail out of mask) they are packing more than just a pistol between their legs.

>> No.9332934

>>9332255
Did you mean every masquerade performance ever?

You can't move for Love Live dances these days.

>> No.9333016

Guys crossplaying as girls who are really not pulling it off. I feel bad because I know they're trying, but... They try to do kawaii poses and all I can see are their manly features. The facial hair they tried to shave, long & bony fingers, false lashes that are barely hanging on...

>> No.9333056

>>9332895

I was really close to doing Dad 76 for a con in a few months. Very glad I didnt decide on it since im finding a huge stigma to the laziness/memery of that and Zero Suit/Gremlin D.va

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>>9329060

That one dude wearing a Hatsune Miku costume and wig is morally convinced that he is not gay/trans.

Everyone notices ok.

>> No.9333073
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>>9332895
>Any meme cosplay is cancer.

Dark Souls memes are actually funny.

>> No.9333096

>>9329148
>Anime Boston last year
>Umbrella Corp vs MGS

Holy fuckin shit I remember that! I was one of the Umbrella Corp guys! I remember running into your group, granted I don't have alot of pics of myself in the cosplay but I was wearing a red beret and carrying an M14 prop.

>>9332895
My friends talked me into doing an OW group cosplay as Reaper for katsu next month. DESU I didn't want to do it and kept it off till like last minute (commissioned all the shit a week or two ago). There's just something about fad cosplays that make me hate doing em. I normally don't but they talked me out of the Taskmaster cosplay I was gonna do.

Still wish I was doing that Taskmaster.

>> No.9333100

>>9329060
People who dressup in military outfit but aren't and act like top shit

>> No.9333191

>>9332895
There was a Dad 76 at AFO with a #1 Dad hat, a Hawaiian shirt, and a wallet filled with photos.
I'm not one for in-memes, and I'm absolutely sick and tired of the D-Va dewritos gremlin, but I got a kick out of it because the dude was just so in character.

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9333282

I pull it off though

>> No.9333333

>>9333096
A) I know who you are now
B) Sad to hear you didn't stick with Taskmaster. I was excited to see results!

>> No.9333395

Pcc has the hive group that is soo cringy. Most of the people in that group are like not dressed in any thing but BDUs and a tank top with a patch on their pants. There are some good umbrella cosplays of actual characters. But the rest of them have that "I'm the best cosplayer here" ego.

Disney princesses and corset tutu super heros are annoying and everywhere which I would like much less of that. Less "I bought this at spirit Halloween" and more "I actually tried to make a cosplay" would be ideal. Good or bad I don't care. I just want to see people actually trying again over just getting attention.

>> No.9333414

>>9332934

With LL cosplayers they feel a sudden compulsion to form their own ų's and show that their performances lack the same positives energy and coordination as JIdols do on stage. Even idolmaster fans here arent as cover group happy as LL! And is thankful for any attention from total strangers who is too familiar with the taobao LL divas.

They are like teenage garage bands except their audience makes up of a core of diehards who chases skirts with the male fans being the core and the female idol wota who is also part of the community just to observe the opposition

Its like how Lee Soo Man talk about girl groups always have male fans but its female fans who you want to win over.

>> No.9333426

>>9333414
In a love live/idol dance group, its generally fun and all - performing is awesome. I try my best to get people doing the dance right and things like that but you are right about the cheerfulness being fake ... performing is actual personality though, thats not fake. I mean I dont fake it but the others I dont know... behind the scenes definitely not has happy.

>> No.9333434

>>9333282
Let's be real here though, you need to carry around the picture so people don't think you're just some dude who showed up in his airsoft kit.

>> No.9333440

>>9333426

I remember an odottemita thread saying it straight to groups I saw live. Most of them dont smile much and lacked energy

If they dont have the positive energy of the idol they honestly better just covering the divas or sexy kpop groups where your seriouness can mask the lack positive emotions as expected by an idol

>> No.9333467

>>9333440
another mistake our group needs to also work on is mouthing the lyrics ... but smiling is important!! And I wanted to do kpop dances but I feel like doing the "sexy" thing will scare people off... Everyone has strengths and weakness we all need to work on.... but still :/

>> No.9333626
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>>9333333
that get

>> No.9333636

>>9333282
I do think if you did a BF3 or BF1 kit would be a lot more recognizable. The kits from BF4 just lack heart a little bit, don't they?

You look good anyway though!

>> No.9333735

>>9333333
unappreciated get

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>>9333096
Fun times. I think I complimented you on your M14. You gonna be at AB?

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>>9334051
Oh that M14 was my friend's. Sadly Im not gonna be at AB because I didn't like it enough to try a second time. I am going to PAX East with my friends and two of us are doing R6 Siege cosplays. He's going as Jager and I'll be Castle. He's currently working on making Jager's trophy system as a prop.

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>>9333333

>> No.9334561

>>9334315
If you're there on Saturday, look for Oscar Of Astora, from Dark Souls. I'll be hanging with Venom Snake again.

>> No.9334868

>>9334051
I was just spooked. Your face looks just like mine, V

>> No.9336018

/k/ommando here. I plan on going to a local convention as a Freedom STALKER. It won't be exact as I'll probably be using a different chest rig (Bosnian) and gas mask (Russian GP-5) that I already have, but I'm just doing it for fun and won't be entering any contests (this is my first time cosplaying).

>> No.9336057

>>9336018
>Freedom
Eбaть cвoй coбcтвeнный poт, CTAЛКEP

>> No.9336135

>>9336018
>GP5
Use some NATO like an M40 or MCU-2P.

>> No.9336145

>>9329265
I feel the same way about Deadpool. I LOVE a certain Deadpool cosplayer, but the rest are so obnoxious.

>> No.9336151

>>9329080
Such a shitty thing to do especially as ALL the PMC equipment in mgs4 was actual equipment that was readily available online, and the more expensive stuff like chest rigs / plate carriers have tons of nice looking imitations.

No excuse. The real stuff isn't really expensive and it's actually cheap compared to lots of well done cosplay.

>> No.9336159

>>9329101
Hanzo Shit First?

>> No.9336169

I think military cosplay in general is fucking boring, takes no effort beyond buying everything you need, and is a little fucked up because the fantasy of being a faceless mercenary is like aspiring to be a nameless James Bond goon. The vast majority of military cosplays are of characters without any personality, from dull series that only exist for the sake of gun porn.

>> No.9336179

>>9336169
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The problem with Military cosplays is: You have to know what you're doing to make it look good. Pick random shit and it will look like shit. To make military cosplays you will have to lurk. A lot. You will have to learn every bit of kit to make it look good and harmonic. Make it look badass, even without weapons. Only then, and only then, should you cosplay with militaristic gear.

Most Umbrella people and airsofters will never understand.

>> No.9336191

>>9336179
Pretty much this. Dudes don't even bother to get the proper gas mask and just settle for those Israeli civilian gas masks or some other $25 ebay shit.

>> No.9336193

>>9336191
I'm currently working on something for Ghost Recon Wildlands. And lemme tell you, it's a fuckfest of expensive shit.

Same with my Snake cosplay. So many people simply get it wrong.

>> No.9336355

>>9336179
>You have to know what you're doing to make it look good.
Guess the flavor of the month is Border Patrol / Crossplay with Attack on Mexico and the insignia is a wall of taco trucks corps!

>> No.9336422

>>9333333
how did this amazing get go to such a shitty post
sad, really

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>>9333636
You're mostly right. People would simply say "Hey Call of Duty!!" for the BF4 cosplay when they wanted a photo. I also cosplayed as a BF3 Russian Engineer and people immediately recognized it.

>> No.9336718

>>9329688
this

>> No.9336719

lazy jedi/sith bullshit

>> No.9338028

>>9333282
is that u mcnig?

>> No.9340132

>>9329060
When the first mass shooting at a con happens (and lets face it, its gonna happen) it will almost be certainly perpetuated by one of these guys.

>> No.9341740
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9341740

>>9329060
stormtrooper/star wars crossovers that make no sense or stormtroopers that just have the helmet and then wear a suit

>> No.9341761

>>9336169
modern military cosplays are pretty boring. i far prefer 'uniforms' with a distinctive style or flair, whether sci-fi, fantasy etc.

Hand of Nod here I come...

>> No.9341885

>>9340132
It's either going to be a dude in an Umbrella Corp cosplay, or a Deadpool. My friends and I have actually put money down on which it would be.

>> No.9341894

>>9341761
You're one of those Hetalia people, aren't you?

I think modern Military can look just as distinctive, if you pick a good style. But wearing all black doesn't apply to that of course. There is more than enough variety. People just dont use it. At all.

>> No.9341924

>>9340132

THIS. FUCKING THIS RIGHT HERE.
It will either be them, a deadpool, or those michael meyers "cosplayers" that hang out by the con by themselves in character the whole fucking time.

I BET you some asshole is gonna shoot up either AX or CC

>> No.9341926

Steven Universe cosplayers, marvel and dc cosplayers at anime-centered cons, anything thats been modified to look sexy

Especially sexy pokemon gijinkas ughhh omg who actually takes their picture enough to encourage them to keep wearing that
So cringe dude

>> No.9341929

Lolitas. No one takes pics of your cord but you and the friend you asked to take their photo of.

We have no place for you at cons.

>> No.9341933

>>9341929
it's literally like going there in your favourite casual clothes why do you care

>> No.9341939

>>9341929
Lolita isn't a costume though? I have yet to meet a Lolita that goes there with the intention to get attention from others that are not their friends.

>> No.9341963

>>9329093
And Poison Ivy.

>> No.9341973

>>9341933
Favorite "casual" clothes. Sure im 100% certain you cunts wear your lolita to work and school. Thats not casual ho
Also this whole thread is full of people acting cunty towards each other over cosplays theyre annoyed about seeing at cons. Get over it. I just simply dont like lolitas at my cons.

>>9341939
Okay then why do guys wear it at cons if it isnt a costume?
Lol you honestly expect me to believe that bs? Lolitas fish so hard for pics at cons. I cringe so hard when i see them host a lolita gathering at a con near a cafe and all of them are sitting quietly at the tables just waiting around for each other to talk about something

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>>9329080

>> No.9341976

>>9341929
Just ignore them/avoid them? I can understand why people avoid lolitas because most of them tend to be arrogant or self-absorbed but desu I rarely see them at cons and, if I do, they're just hanging out with each other so I don't care

I have an appreciation for the fashion (and a lot of jfash in general) so lolita definitely isn't a costume.

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>>9329126

>> No.9342244

>>9341894
I'm not one to spout off about 'stolen valor' but there's nothing really appealing or interesting to me about a bunch of people in digicamo, plate carriers and drop leg holsters. It's not all on them, part of it is probably being a gun-owner that has had a large exposure to airsofting retards of the most stereotypical variety.

I don't actually mind the Umbrella Corp because at least it's pretty obvious what they are immediately.

And no, I've never watched any Hetalia whatsoever. I don't know where you would get that from my post.

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Bad company 2 still has the best designs out of the battlefield games imo

if you could get an entire russian team together it would be GOAT

>> No.9343213

>>9341973
You obviously know nothing about the fashion if this is how you see it. Kinda sad since you can pick up a lot of info about it here. You know daily lolita IS a thing and there are people who DO wear it every day. Many wear it to conventions because it's a place they can wear it since normal life isn't particularly forward in accepting it. Every Lolita I know don't go fishing for photos and don't sit around doing nothing. They go to panels and be geeks like everyone else. They are very often into the same shit as every one else. You can say the same about ravers, goths, scene kids and cross dressers. Just because the loud ones bug you doesn't mean every one like that is the same. Come on now use your brain.

>> No.9343214

>>9341974
lol Phoenix comic con. Also that's mgs3 snake. Badly done but it's an actual cosplay based off of one of the many outfits you get in the game

>> No.9343359

>>9341761
as military guy, its well, low tier annoying to see these fanboys, I'm not MUH STOLEN VALOR its more "MUH TACTICOOL" ugh fuck

>> No.9343445

>>9341740
The difference here is that two of those are shitty costume-quality, and the one on the left is screen-used quality.

>> No.9343457

>>9343445
All three are still just as boring and dumb though

>> No.9343499

>>9333333
KEK HAS RISEN AGAIN ON /CGL/
>tfw no robot gf

>> No.9343516

>>9343499
>those dubs
Goddammit. Keep your evil frog god contained, /pol/.

>> No.9343533

>>9333282
>STILL HAS THE CONDOR TAG ON ONE POUCH.

>SORINDS INSTEAD OF PELTORS

>NO TATM ARM IN YOUR SHROUD.

>JUST A RIGGERS BELT, MISSING THE REST OF THE HARNESS.

>MISSING A VLITE.

Kill yourself.

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>>9343533

>SORINDS INSTEAD OF PELTORS
*Sordins* Yup, already spent over grand and a half for all of the gear and the Dual Comms were what I had on hand.

>TATM ARM
>Trying to nitpick
>Still identifies the gear wrong
Hahaha, try harder skrub! It's a Norotos AKA2 that you are thinking of.

>STILL HAS THE CONDOR TAG ON ONE POUCH.
Big whup, wanna fight me IRL about it? LBT didn't have any OD LBT6146 pouches in stock, so I went for something similar in Olive Drab.

>JUST A RIGGERS BELT
You got me there. Yates had a really long lead time for their CQB and lightweight harness belts, so I winged it.

>MISSING A VLITE.
Had them with me, just didn't put the top one on. One of them is hidden behind the holster.

It's Cosplay.

>> No.9343765
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>>9338028
I-I-I swear I'm not him.

>> No.9344873

>>9343749
Yooo dude you're in the Chicagoland area?

>> No.9344875

>>9329135
Found the cheap body suit Dva.
Tell me Anon do you know what shape wear is?

>> No.9344879

>>9329954
This. So much. Cosplay takes time. It takes money. No not everyone can do it. Not everyone can train to be a athlete because they don't have the money and time.
And not everyone can cosplay because they don't have the money or time.

>> No.9344898

>>9329713
they just want to have some fun at a con in a casual, but relevant, outfit? idk man, ive won cosplay awards at world-known cons (think reedpop) and i really don't give a shit if someone wants to come in a casual cosplay. they're having fun and it doesn't affect me at all. it doesn't negate all the work i put into my costume

>> No.9349412

Bump

>> No.9350365

>>9344898
Agreed. Cosplay is fun and all, but if people want to dress for the con without going to the trouble of putting together a cosplay, and they're not looking for attention, who gives af. It's cool to see random nerdy headgear in the dealers hall.

>>9343191
this right here. underrated game.

Anyone remember the era of a million half-assed Haruhi Suzumiyas?

>> No.9350689

>>9336159
you know, like Han Shot First

pop culture references amirite :^)

>> No.9350701
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>>9329080
I wanted to do a guard with the ! or ?, but I didn't want to be mistaken for someone just shwoing off their airshit gear

>> No.9350724

A character where you see more joke cosplay/special versions than you do the canon outfits

>> No.9350849

>>9350701
Then make sure your gear is the right gear. Simply putting a "!" or "?" won't make it an MGS Cosplay either. Post a pic scrub.

>> No.9351108

>>9350365
>Anyone remember the era of a million half-assed Haruhi Suzumiyas?
UUUUUGGGGHH, I do. It overlapped with the era of a Billion half-assed L's

>> No.9351260

>>9341973
Actually most Lolitas I know do wear it everyday, even to work and school. They're called lifestylers because they actually wear the fashion as everyday clothing instead of just events. Did you bother googling anything before you posted, or are you just super spergy? Lemme guess, you're one of the unrecognizable dime a dozen military air soft fags posted in this thread?

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>>9329060
I'm getting pretty bored of seeing one of these every con I go to...

>> No.9352334

>>9352314
They are getting overdone but I still think that shit is hilarious. I mean cmon it's a t-Rex..... riding a tricycle. I can't not laugh.

>> No.9352369

>>9351108

There is still an L that goes to every con in the Midwest, wanders the halls looking lost/confused/out of it, and if you try to talk to him or compliment him he just stares at you and says nothing. I see him every time I go to a con in the area and occasionally even see him crouched in random chairs from time to time. If he wasn't such a dick I wouldn't even bring him up.

>> No.9352380

>>9332379
>Are that any "that cosplay" that exist in the higher price entry?
That one green Trinity Blood outfit every chick would enter into cosplay contests 8 years ago.

>> No.9353197

>>9329112
Not being fat

>> No.9353220
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>cosplay HUNK
>see umbrella cosplayers
>"hey boss, why don't you have your patches"
>mfw

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>>9344873
More like a couple hundred miles away

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>>9352380
Speaking of Trinity Blood, I remember a cosplayer that made a super elaborate white dress with a big collar that got super popular (pic related). After that, people started trying to copy it but doing shitty versions of it.

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>>9329101
This one cracks my shit up everytime

>> No.9353477

As a veteran of the US army, when I see people doing generic military guy costume and they are clearly wearing shit the wrong way, it makes me cringe. I never understood (and never will) why so many people are obsessed with looking like a soldier. I get why you want to look like video game characters. Like a specific look that a Russian soldier from metal gear has or a stormtrooper. But a generic soldier? Just join the fucking military

>> No.9353514

>>9353477
Same reason people spend hundreds on current-issue military gear for airsoft; people like what they like. As long as they aren't actually telling people that they're in the military, I don't see any harm in it.

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>>9352314
>T-Rex costume, but there's a Deadpool inside with a D.Va headset

>> No.9353526

>>9353477
Congratulations you're military. But not every one wants to be in it. They are not stealing a soldiers honor by wearing tactical gear wrong. They just have your typical NRA hick mentality that can go blabbing at the speed of light talking about guns like every one knows what the specs are about it. That's the shit that I get annoyed with more then someone wearing tactical gear wrong. You have a assault rifle replica. I don't care what model, rounds, specs it has. You speak Arabic when I hear you talking all that gun speak.

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>>9329060
Fucking Metro/Stalker cosplay
LOOK.
AT.
THE.
INGAME.
PHOTOS.

Don't just wear a bunch of tatter milsurp and say cyka blyat a bunch of times.

>> No.9353716

I've only seen skull grunts at one con and I fucking hate them all already.

>> No.9353794

>>9353524
don't give them any more bad idea

>> No.9353816

>>9336709
That cabinet is where you'd put your cosplay awards... if you had any!

>> No.9353860

>>9351108
Don't forget the billion half-assed Misas.

DESU I'm almost nostalgic for that time, at least it was an established character and not "my love live waifu".

>> No.9353899

>>9353318
Well, that just gave me double cancer.

>> No.9353904

>>9353296
Is that official artwork? that left arm is all fucked up (not to mention the rest of the anatomy). And to think I used to like this at my middleschool weeb phase.

>> No.9354202

>>9353860
It's funny, I actually came across girls who basically cosplayed Misa irl, DN was such an influence. Seemed normal to my teenage self, but I don't think I've ever seen anything like it since, or want to.

>> No.9354394

>>9353712
Everyone cosplaying stalker are just guys who love the game and want to have fun. Nobody is trying hard chill

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>>9329060
Anywhere between one and three REALLY good steampunk costumes and about a hundred people who bought a $5 pair of Steampunk Goggles™ off ebay, a $3 hat and a nerf gun and gave everything a thick coat of brass spray paint.

>> No.9354412

>>9354405
The left one is still cogfop

It's just cogfop with effort. None of those gears do shit.

>> No.9354434

>>9354405
I'm pretty sure Steampunk is pretty dead now (thankfully)

>> No.9354435

>>9354412
Everything looks like it could serve a purpose, except maybe the big gear on the elbow.

>> No.9354457

>>9354405
Well its not like everyone in the Steampunk Universe has crazy accessories and adorned outfits.

There's regular looking blokes in simple outfits. What's wrong with portraying them

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>>9354457
Any costume with these are immediately bad.

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>>9354457
You can do that and still not look like shit

>> No.9354565

>>9354435
none of the circled gears work. none of the gear teeth are actually touching anything

in fact the topmost one is just to hold a chain which would just get caught in the gear holding the pneumatic tube (if that gear were functional)

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>>9354565
fucking hell

>> No.9354583

>>9334868
How can you tell ?
The face is covered from the hijab.

>> No.9354587

>>9354565
>>9354568
You're looking way to deep into it.

>> No.9354657

>>9354565
>>9354568
LMFAO let's see your steampunk costume, since you're apparently a pro.

>> No.9354704

>>9336169

I agree.

>> No.9354705

>>9329688

Batman anything needs to stop. I'm so sick of Batman. It's always the fucking same shitty cosplays and slutty Joker couples.

>> No.9354725

>>9354587
Well, if people are gonna argue that the cogs serve a purpose (see >>9354435), the least they can do is have the basest workings of it. Gear teeth meshing with other gears is like, Lego engineering kit-tier.

>>9354657
>salty cogfop
It's decent construction and good effort, ultimately cogfop 'engineering' is a joke and it would be better off if they stopped pretending the contrary. If it wasn't, it would be bulky, dirty/rusty, and ugly (which I would argue adds a charm all its own). Instead everyone wants to play Victorian nobles having tea and jolly smashing good adventures, cheery-o, which begs the question why the '-punk' suffix is even there.

>> No.9354736

>>9336193
I made my own STABO harness for MGS3. If you got skills and googlefu military shit is easy

>> No.9354740

>>9353477
Fuck off pog

>> No.9354751

>>9354725
lack of suspension of disbelief is a trait of autism.

>> No.9354889

>>9354736
STABO is easy, yeah sure. I have my own Snek. But trust me, there is a lot more complicated stuff than that

>> No.9354988

>>9354705
Man, despite being a huge Batman fanboy, even I am fed up with shitty Nolanverse and Arkham games Batmen.

>> No.9355419

>>9329060
Maybe not as common now and days, but when i first started going to cons there were always tf2 spy and scouts in half assedish costumes.

Not to say thats bad, it was good fun, hell my first cosplay was a half assed sniper with a random assortment of shit from good will. Like i spray painted pen tops gold so they would look like his pocket bullets.

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>>9355419
I remember back in like 2009 I wanted to do a Scout cosplay. I even bought one of those Buzzbee shotguns and planned to make a FAN out of it like this.

>> No.9355862

>>9354751

More underclass and splinter off for Steampunk. Something says poverty and hand me down for a steampunk lowclass citizen. So heavy dirty worker coats or coverralls with bulky clockwork arms for labor. Or plated rusted metal plates that only protects the weapon arm of the thug.

Little thing says says thug

>> No.9356073

>>9329060
Fat people dressing as skinny girls.

>> No.9356139

>>9354889
Not really. If you want to get super autistic email your quartermaster if he has serious time put in he should know gear

>> No.9356221

Half this thread is people whining about gear. Nobody cares

>> No.9357130

>>9356221

Military cosplay is the low hanging fruit, combining the worst aspects lack of creativity with overcompensation with money.

>> No.9357214

>>9356073
Skinny people dressing as fat/chubby characters is also meh.

>> No.9357216

>>9357130
I was more or less a "high tier" cosplayer but now I do more military cosplay because I have no more the time and interest in typical cosplay. Is my cosplay rank now lower? Well, even yes... I don't care!

>> No.9357252

Bunnysuit anything. Not that it's been super done to death, but more because people can't do it right and are literally bursting at the seams.

>> No.9357619

>tfw Military cosplays are the only male designs that fascinate me

Be it real military, or stuff like Doom or Starship Troopers.

>> No.9357846

>>9357619
Matrix just released some armor that looks like the Starship Troopers armor.

>> No.9358173

>>9357216

I don't mind Military cosplay either but most sees it as the worst in terms of genericn and cost. I like it because I strike up convos with airsoft enthusiasts and a couple of servicemen con goers.

>> No.9358306

>>9357619
>real military
Please tell me people dont wear their uniform to cons....

>> No.9359280

>>9354467
What about a Dr. Junkenstein cosplay

>> No.9359378

>>9358306
If you're currently on active duty, why not?

>> No.9359384

>>9332861
It's pretty great. The later issues started having text entries beneath them that really expanded on the backstory of the world. I'd recommend you go back and read it.

>> No.9359395

>>9359384
Holy shit, I had no idea Gone with the Blastwave has posted more strips, even though it's only two of them.

Thanks anon!

>> No.9359404

>>9359395
Oh, that cosplay is the Captain from Romantically Apocalyptic.
But yeah, even Gone With the Blastwave put up more strips. Technically 'ended' the series, iirc.

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>>9329101
oh look another dewrito gremlin dva cosplay. so fresh and original. im shitting my pants with laughter.

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>>9359280
They look nothing like that.

>> No.9360079

>>9359378
Cause its autistic to wear your uniform to non military related things. Also against ucmj.

>> No.9361921

Naked Snake with 1980's woodland camo.

I have done this.

I now have an OD set of clothes.

>> No.9362016

>>9361921
Neck yourself

>> No.9363016

>>9353318
i dont get it

>> No.9363041

Attack on titan, Vocaloid cosplays from old af songs (Magnet, Miku/Luka cosplay), Minecraft, anonymous...

>> No.9363213

>>9329060

To be quite honest, most of male cosplay is "that" cosplay. I just cringe a bit at the vast majority of them. I would be okay with it if it was like, pre-2010, when cosplay was much more unpopular, but now it's just cringe material since there's so much of it.

>> No.9363488

>>9329060
In a gas mask, no one knows youre a girl.

>> No.9363501

>>9363016

She's doing some kind of ahri+dva abomination

>> No.9363651

>>9363488
So that's why girls never cosplay characters with gas masks?

>> No.9364198

>>9363651
Im saying that the person in the gas mask in ops pic is girl. (I have experience seeing females in plate carriera and gas masks.)

Also damn, worth a chuckle, but why the female hate?

>> No.9365302

>>9342244

Military guy here, I agree. Dressing up like random goons from things like resident evil or diamond dogs is cool. The Star Wars Storm trooper guys have a community, why shouldn't they get to enjoy their Fandom in a similar way?

I just don't get trying to look like your in a real world military outfit.

>> No.9365343

>>9361921
I saw a Venom Snake in a tri-colour Desert Storm-era outfit.

M81 Woodland isn't that bad, comparatively.

>> No.9365349

>>9365343
Chocolate chip is actually in MGSV though, as is M81, and is arguably one of the better patterns aesthetically.

>> No.9365351

>>9365349
Can't believe I confused 6 color for 3 color. Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>> No.9365355

>>9365351
Yes you do, anon.

I just wish I could get a Golden Tiger Stripe as an Eurofag. So I suck as well.

>> No.9365364

>>9365343
>>9365349
>>9365355
>>9361921

>>9362751 pls

>> No.9365375

>>9365351
You blew it, read Camopedia for an hour as punishment.

>>9365355
The closest thing I've seen to Golden Tiger camo in the states is this jacket with matching jogger pants, made by HUF. They're pretty abysmal tbqh

>> No.9365385

>>9365375
Come in here, STALKER >>9362751

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>>9365302
Real world mil is alright if its historical.

>> No.9365478

Sexy eeveelutions everywhere. They are so generic and boring
Also Deadpool cosplayers. At least when Deadpool does stupid stuff in the comics it usually is in a smart way or with some kind of purpose behind it.
Deadpool cosplayers are just doing retarded random things for the sake of being retarded and use the cosplay as an excuse to be super annoying