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My Girlfriend wants to be a "Neko Maid".
What should I do?

>> No.9331570

>>9331568
Dump her and find a girl w/o daddy issues

>> No.9331577

>>9331568
In your dreams

>> No.9331582

I hate nekos and maids.

>> No.9331586

>>9331570
This fellow gets it.

Also holy shit how deep into your Chinese cartoon fantasies do you have to be to actually want this?

>> No.9331592

>>9331570
This.

>> No.9331600

>>9331568
Have her euthanized.

>> No.9331612

>>9331568
Dump her

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9331627

>>9331568
>Tripfag
>Girlfriend is a shamelessly tacky weaboo
Shocking

>> No.9331628
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9331628

>>9331568
>Namefag
>Girlfriend is a shamelessly tacky weaboo
Shocking

>> No.9331629

>>9331627
>not knowing he difference between tripfags and namefags

>> No.9331637

>>9331629
Sorry James' kawaii neko meido gf, my mistake.

>> No.9331654

>>9331586
who would want that kind of gf? can you imagine how fucking obnoxious she would be? it'd be like a frakenstein's monster of Yumi King and Venus Angelic

>> No.9331657

>>9331568
Have her spayed.

>> No.9331658

>>9331654
Now I'll have you know I don't know who any of those are, and I'm glad for that fact.

And I'm afraid I can imagine from first hand experience of these kind of 'people'.
I'm glad I lack the knowledge of Korean cave paintings to understand the culture behind it.

>> No.9331660

>>9331658
I implore you, dear anon, to go to youtube and look those two people up.

>i'm afraid i can imagine from first hand experience
Go on,

>> No.9331663

Let her cosplay as a canon catgirl, like azusa at least then it doesn't look cringy

>> No.9331685

>>9331660
P-p-please no... It's all pushed away to the deep throes of my mind where I like to keep it.

Let's just say our LARPing group has had it's influx of weebs too. It was nothing out of the ordinary mind you, just the usual completely socially inept girl with beta friend who both thought the shit they saw in mangos was something you should do yourself.

I never knew if they've outgrown it, or got hit by a truck. Either way; good riddance.

>> No.9331688

Slam your dick into her as she meows

>> No.9332212

>>9331568
post images to the board, for purely academic purposes.

>> No.9332225

>>9331568
Take her out somewhere nice and tell her about the maid cafe you'll own together. Softly pet her hair and tell her about the bunny girls you'll have and how she'll be top maid, make sure she's smiling and happy before you break her neck.

It'll be better that way.

>> No.9332347

>>9331688
this, at least you can pretend she's an actual cat

>> No.9332377

Try to find that meta apron OP it's actually pretty nice & cute, GL finding it though

>> No.9332387

>>9331654
Venus isn't so bad now, still keeps up the cutesy schtick, but she's an actual person now that she's away from her mom

but go to lolcow if you're interested

>> No.9332429

At a con or at home? Like, if she wants to be a neko maid at a con, dump her. If she wants to be a maid at home, nut in her

>> No.9332434

>>9331568
I mean, everyone's throwing a fit, but if it's just a kink it's probably no big deal.
Just let her dress up as a maid with cat ears around the house, don't most men enjoy slutty maid costumes anyways?
And implore her to stop using the phrase neko.

If this is a public thing then... my condolences

>> No.9332476

Kill yourself

>> No.9332555

>>9332434
This