/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9289604
Why do you let your autistic wife spend hours arguing with strangers on the Internet?

>>9289606
"she's stubborn"

stop bullying me btw it's very rude I am an innocent angel who wouldn't hurt a fly

>>9289604
Why do you think anyone cares about your shitposting attention whore ass?

Is HWC good at sucking dick? Are you at least getting your monies worth?

>>9289611
cause these threads are usually pretty successful

>>9289612
ear to ear grin at this so I'm assuming my d sucking skills are satisfactory tho no verbal answer was given

Did you two fuck today?

>>9289618
no but we did hand and mouth stuff when we woke up this morning

Who the fuck is HWC and why does cgl care about them?

>>9289621
I am the bestest shitposter of literally all time and /cgl/'s got the biggest tsundere crush on me ever

like there has never been a bigger tsundere crush on anyone than the one that /cgl/ collectively has on me

also I'm a housewife

housewife-chan

What do your friends think of HWC?

Do you post on 双葉ちゃん? If not, why?

>>9289627
"they say we are both equally unusual"

kek

he's probably weirder than I am tho


>>9289629
yes

When are you not constantly fucking embarrassed of your child bride

>>9289632
"she isn't a child and there is no reason to be embarrassed by her"

desu you're just making him cuddle me harder

pls keep going i might get laid

What is one thing that annoys you about eachother?

>>9289636
as for me he travels too much

and he says he gets annoyed when I am overly stubborn to the point I refuse to ask for help with things that are important

What is it like being over 6ft in Japan?

>>9289655
"often when I stay away from home I have to sacrifice either shoulders or my feet to the bedsheets, and if you are not careful you hit your head with astounding frequency"

I've seen him hit his head on a ton of stuff

maybe he's got brain damage from it all and that's why he married me

were you the one defending the sanctity of marriage in that thread about lolitas that don't buy their own brand?

hey how is this not attention whoring? are you against or for attention whoring?

>>9289632
God damn anon. I'm pretty sure she's legal.

>>9289664
that was not me

>>9289665
it is and I get away with it because I'm the best desu

>>9289669
I'm in my mid/early 20's so anon is just being a salty cunt

Did you brainwash her?

>>9289676
kek

he may have

his dimples hold incredible power over me

but according to him he has not and I have him whipped with my doe eyes

which may also be true

if batting my eyes doesn't work I can lift up my top and that is a 99.9999999% guarantee whatever I want is gonna happen

>>9289672
>it is and I get away with it because I'm the best desu
No, the mods are asleep. That's literally the only reason your shit doesn't get deleted until they wake up.

>>9289680
>if batting my eyes doesn't work I can lift up my top and that is a 99.9999999% guarantee whatever I want is gonna happen

what's your bra size/bust measurement? are your nipples purple, brown, or pink?

how do you feel about people on lolcow trying to figure out who you are/where you're located?
how safe do you feel these days?

>>9289683
well I mean I can't entirely dismiss the fact that the time zone difference helps but have you sat down and thought about all the people who respond and then perpetuate me being here by bringing me up constantly


>>9289686
that is too lewd and what on earth makes you think I would answer especially with husband right here

>>9289688
I didn't know they were

I don't go there because it's even more miserable than /cgl/

don't care much since they won't find out who I am tho

is your husband armed?

>>9289344
this you? I know you're gonna say no and I know you said you didn't have access to social media cause you have to be anon... but she sure does sound like you.

>>9289691
armed with what?

>>9289692
no but jesus fucking christ I'd kill myself if I was that ugly

>>9289690
That's not too lewd. Also why should he care what randos on the internet know about your tits.

Why don't you get out more? Do you have any friends? Do you hang out with your family? Were you an only child?

>>9289695
>why should my husband care if I go into detail about describing my breasts to people who ask about them

because that's not what married people do? listing a bra size randomly and describing my nipples in detail are two entirely different things

>why don't you get out more
we are both house plants

>have any friends

yeah

>hang out with family
I actually spend a large amount of time with the mother in law

>were you an only child

yeah my dad died before I was born and my mom didn't have kids after that

>>9289694
>armed with what?
I love when you play dumb.

Hand guns are illegal in Japan still, right? But your husband comes across as a rather important guy. Does he have access to guns? Does he have a bodyguard?

>>9289698
I genuinely thought you were referring to his penis

he doesn't own a gun but on certain occasions there are bodyguards and we have a large security system at home

I don't personally have access to guns but I know people who have permits

>>9289696
Do you often go places without husbando

Also literally we don't even know what you look like, who cares if we know what your boobs supposedly look like. most of us don't even believe you're real.

Would your husband beat you if you told us what your tits looked like?

>>9289688
Everybody went bonkers on a witch hunt after a [redacted] answer was given in response a long time ago.

>>9289702
Nice.

>>9289701
>Would your husband beat you if you told us what your tits looked like?
God I hope so.

QUICK. TELL US WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE SO YOU CAN GET THAT BLACK EYE FASTER.

>>9289701
>go places without husbando

I mean often? eh

but yeah I do

>Would your husband best you if you told us what your tits looked like?

kek no

but I'm not about to go in depth describing them because I respect him and his feelings

>>9289702
yeah but that's because I can't tell you that he's a [redacted]

>>9289704
he has never harmed me intentionally

once he did accidentally fart on me tho while we were pretending to "fight" and I am now emotionally traumatized

why do you reply to things that aren't questions?

>>9289711
because they want a response from me and I am a benevolent and generous ruler

When is your husband gonna let you sell your art?

>>9289712
They didn't though, they were responding to me

>>9289706
It wasn't the question about your husband's workplace. There was another question that you gave a [redacted] answer to. The question was quickly deleted.

>>9289714
that's a whole other thing that would take ages to explain to you guys properly

I don't want to word it wrong and make him sound like a dick or controlling because it isn't that

it's just a whole other thing

>>9289717
you drunk?

>>9289719
but he's a [redacted]

>>9289720
we all know you're abused

>>9289719
Yo, do you hang out on the other discord?

>>9289724
I'm really not

probably spoiled rotten if we're being entirely honest

>>9289724

>>9289727
Nope, I don't have the app installed.

>>9289728
So, just controlled by money?

>>9289730
You can use it on desktop. I'd love to know what you know.

>>9289732
no? if he were to leave me I have a way of being financially independent

>>9289737
so do you post your stuff on /ic/?

>>9289740
I have not nor do I plan to

>>9289741
is it because someone would find you through that or because you don't feel like you need concrit?

>>9289734
I'll tell you what I might know. She's a tall girl who could possibly be Asian. She lives in what appears to be a nice house with multiple rooms. She owns what appears to be a ton of AP and brand.

It's important to remember that description is pretty vague. There are undoubtedly many tall possibly Asian women with nice houses and lots of brand on /cgl/. I could also be dead wrong.

>>9289743
I am confident in technique style and marketing

when I did sell my art I was fairly comfortable with the results and I don't see how posting it on 4chan would profit me in any way

>>9289745
Fair enough. do you go on kiwi at all? Does anyone discuss her there?

>>9289747
No. There's no kiwi either.

>>9289747
uwu anon if you wanna get to know me all you have to do is buy me a drink

>>9289740
She posts on /i/, this is her's:
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>>9289773
Are you trying to send people on a bizarre hunt for a single number?