/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9284895
What are you doing for Christmas?

>>9284898
hopefully getting railed into my mattress so hard until I merge with it and husband, me and my mattress become one single being

maybe having some cocoa too

>>9284900
Why are you always so lewd?

Will I ever get a GF

>>9284902
hormones + husband I am extremely attracted to =constantly lewd thoughts

>>9284903
my sources say no

>>9284905
What's so attractive about him?

Why do you get your own thread?

>>9284909
oh fampai

buckle your seatbelt I'm about to unleash how he makes my heart go dokidoki

since I assume you are talking physical we're gonna go with that and I can rave about what about his personality is attractive if you want

firstly and the most absolutely endearing thing about him is his smile

he has dimples and as soon as they start to poke through somehow I forget whatever is going on in that moment because DIMPLES

they sometimes come through when he's pouting but not nearly as prominent as when he is smiling so they have a positive association

it's probably why I love them so much

secondly I'm gonna have to say this little freckle he has under the corner of his eye

it's so out of place because he doesn't really have any more on his face tho there are some on his body and neck n such things

so it's like an angel decided to float down and kiss right underneath his eye

I often make a point of giving it a kiss


thirdly his hands

he used to be kinda chubby so they weren't like this always

but now that he is slim they are quite slender and the length of his fingers are accentuated

he has good piano hands and I'm always fascinated by watching him fiddle with shit

then we move on to how I have to stand on my tippy toes to kiss him

somehow the long reach and having to put forth effort makes it much more satisfying I think

>>9284916
cuz

>>9284917
You are normally such a bratty bitch, but you put such loving phrasing into writing about your husband. Why can't you take some of that compassion and lower down how edgy your posts on here get?

>>9284924
>unironically taking my shitposting b8 posts seriously

fampai

>>9284916
because you don't report and sage. Also can't wait for that one anon to come post non stop porn...

Sage is my favorite spice

>>9284935
that anon also broke the law so I reported you for encouraging them

see how this works?

>>9284938
salt is my personal favorite seasoning

thanks for being such a great supply of it

How do I get a rich husband who will let me stay at home and shitpost all day?

>>9284964
1. meet some dude at a cafe
2. develop massive crush on dude
3. talk with dude frequently
4. master patience
5. wait till dude is available
6. proceed to be a great friend to dude while he is recovering from unfortunate events
7. have autism and not realize dude likes you too
8. dude will then confess he has feelings for you
9. dude will then waifu you and enable your severe avoidance of people

then the shitposting comes after that

>>9284964
Put out a Craigslist ad saying you're looking for a daddy.

>>9284970
I can't verify this method but I can verify

>>9284968

worked for me

>>9284968
You forgot the part where you were underage and he was married.

>Tfw no lolita GF
>Tfw almost every lolita is dating someone
>Tfw every lolita that isn't dating someone is a lesbian

What do I do?

>>9284976
buy MRC and put it on a fishhook

wait maybe ten minuets

surely then you will get a lolita GF

>>9284974
you forgot the part where he made no advances on me until he was divorced and I was legal

>>9284979
>falls in love with a teen
>waits till she's legal
>divorces the old dried up hag
>marries new hotness

This hubby is pretty bold.

>>9284986
yeah but he was pretty respectful of the situation

my panties would have hit the floor the week I met him desu


husband is a true gentleman

>>9284991
hi friend

I see you haven't gotten laid since last thread

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>>9284990
That's still pretty bold. A grown, married man speaking frequently with a teenage girl?

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>>9284998
I mean when you put it like that it sound strange

I don't think I was the reason behind the divorce tho he's said he's loved me since we met

other stuff went down

one major reason I don't think I was the real cause is cause like I said he didn't make a move on me until later after the divorce and I was legal

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Some of these aren't bad

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>>9285030

The janitors here really are utter shit

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>>9285032
Ikr? At least it's kind of on topic?

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>>9285037
>tfw cgl loves me this much

desu tsundere isn't all that cute and you can stop pretending to hate me

What do you want for Christmas?

>>9285042
a nice evening of getting to see Christmas lights with husband

>>9285042
A dead baby

>>9285046
what are you going to do with a dead baby?

>>9284976
Pls be in Europe

Are you Japanese or something? How were you in Japan underage? Sorry I don't know the lore.

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