/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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Not terribly related, but I hope people contribute more to this.

I have this saved as a reaction image but I've never really used it so I guess you guys can have it

>>9263477
This is beautiful.

>>9263477
I'm dead

This is the best thread ever. I dying here laughing.

Not super related, but this review of a local movie theater never fails to make me laugh.

>>9264477
For a second I thought they were reviewing my local theater, but didn't mention having to leave their shoes behind due to them being permanently affixed to the sticky floor.

Fun game: Try to guess what the product she is reviewing is

review for one of those effay meme garbs

i am so glad to have capped this

>>9265263
The necklace?

>>9265263
I"m going to say the necklace.

>>9265281
>>9265344
Nope, boots

This fat ita who got upset that people weren't fawning over her at the AP store.

>>9265353
I also tend to give up on buying when the customer service is garbage. Independently of her age or whatever, they should have aimed for a top service, no?

>>9265353
I wonder if this will be me in 10 years.

>>9265362
Just because the cashiers aren't cute girls running up to greet you doesn't mean the customer service is garbage. Seems like they answered questions she had, checked her out with no issues, and weren't rude or anything so I don't understand where you are getting that it's garbage from? Granted though, they should have said hello when she came in.

There was a review on Aliexpress for a see-through dress and some middle aged mom posted a direct on shot of her pussy without even wearing the dress

>>9265370
From reading her comment I (maybe mistakenly) understood that they didn't pay attention on her requests or weren't very receptive as to showing the store, explaining things or whatever, ignoring her and glancing in a uncomfortable way.

>>9265353
I don't really understand why was this posted. There's nothing funny about it as the others posted here.

Sage, anyway.

>>9265377
men's underwear reviews are entertaining for similar reasons

>be me
>see censored underwear model
>cannot understand why it is censored
>look at item
>look at item reviews
>suddenly, erections

so yeah i think AE might be used by some users to satisfy their exhibitionism

I always apprieate this review for a Kars(JJBA) figure.

I feel like a dumbass, because I don't have any /cgl/ related. Here's one I capped from Steam.

>>9265450
I haven't seen this posted on /toy/ - glorious!

The obvious milanoo bot review.

Because finding white heels with a strap is the hardest thing ever.

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>>9265609
Very birth.

>>9265611

>>9265609
This is a glorious sentence.

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>>9265612
Holy shit these are gold

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>>9265721

>>9262727
I will never, ever understand the thought process of people who post mirror selfies with messes in the background. I mean shit, sometimes I'll post cosplay progress pics and have an explosion of supplies all over my floor, but I at least try to move them the fuck out of the way so they're not in the picture.

And whatever is directly beneath her looks stained with something gross.

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>>9265732
Deep.

I love looking for clothes on Sammydress where customers post photos and half of them are always selfies that don't even show the item.

>>9263477
I looked up the seller hoping to see more reviews and its a Ukranian guy selling war memorabilia, who screams at anyone who leaves bad reviews? Now I'm disappointed.

>>9265727
Honestly I just assume since this is the way these people live they don't see anything wrong with it.

>>9265734
>while on the other side lays the dark and disturbing side which sometimes also wears the facade of niceness and can be very misleading

It's just a naked anime girl.

>>9265380
>>9265362

She said she interacted with them when she asked them questions, given how she describes everything else, it doesn't seem like they were rude or brushed her off. Also keep in mind these were two males in a shop full of female clothing, it's plausible they chose to take a less aggressive approach so as not to scare off female customers.

I really think she went in expecting sunshine and happiness to rain down the moment she walked through the door. Looks like reality hit her hard when she realised it's just an ordinary shop selling fancy dresses.

>>9262729
What is wrong with this?

>>9265611
>How birth is it?
Very birth

>>9265611
Wait does milanoo really sell sexy dakis? Link pls

>>9266916
I know this won't happen because they just steal artwork, but the idea of someone getting a sexy daki with shit anatomy, shaky lines, and rushed colouring amuses me to no end.

This is a review left on Daiso's Charcoal Peel Off mask, and it very clearly states in the listing title "Daiso JAPAN" and the photo of the item clearly shows that the packaging is in Japanese

>>9266916
Obviously, there's plenty of reviews on YouTube but they are mostly blurry crap due to scaling up small images of stolen fanarts.
http://www.milanoo.com/Buy-Anime-Pillows-c1109

>>9268658
>Lolitists

>>9265345
That wasn't fun

>>9268675
My new favorite word

Finally my favourite blog is (sort of) relevant to something.
http://negutivfeadbak.tumblr.com/

>>9268668
Charlie, god damn racist.