/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9263692
awww but she's having a panic attack poor thing can't you tell from her typing?

Is this girl serious with these prices?

>>9263716

>>9263718

amirite?!

>>9263733
Well, you certainly aren't wrong

Feeling pretty hopeful about my new local cosplay com.

>>9263803
>that icon
What a fetching gentleman. I'm shocked he's not drowning in pussy already.

>>9263716
I was gonna comment... but she doesn't specify the currency, if she wants USD she's fucking crazy

>>9264188
What on earth made him think this was a flattering photo?

>>9264192
Delusion.

>inb4 he comes in and screams at us for being big bad internetz bullies

>>9264188
>>9264182
Stop self posting your shit cosplay you sissy faggot it's been weeks now

>>9264198
He got posted in the cringe thread because he's cringy. I posted one of them and I'm not him.

>>9264200
I don't give a shit just stop posting it, he's in like 4 different threads now.
I know that humiliation fetish you have makes it difficult not to be an attention whore but fucking control yourself.

>>9264198
Pretty sure some anon is just trying to rile up the guy now. Like anon said, he just had a cringefest in the bad crossplay thread.

>>9263712
I have a panic disorder and I've never typed like that, usually because if I'm in the middle of a panic episode, I'm more worried about trying to calm myself down than answering questions on tumblr.hell

>>9264218

>>9264211
I hope you realize multiple people are posting him.

>>9264221
I got their point, I was referring to how self-dx trash like to type like toddlers with no hands as a way of proving that their illness is legit.

>>9264222
Why not just post caps of him sperging out over it?

It's cringy just seeing you guys post his pics over and over in different threads "cuz they fit the criteria" - sure, whatever, but the joke gets tiring after the first couple of times. Stop abusing the "no singling a person out" rule.

>>9264239
Why are you so triggered over us posting pictures in threads that-like you said- match the criteria?

Are you him white knighting himself again? It sure seems like it.

>>9264242
desu it's probably him defending himself like he does every other time he gets posted

>>9263692
I thought this meme was over

>>9264242
Not them but it does get lost if you don't get the joke. I know who he is and I still have to go "why is this asuka here-- oh right that guy"
It'd be better for the Bad Makeup threads

Now screencaps of him pissing himself would be more fitting here.

ffs can ya'll just get back to posting cringe instead of being the source of it

>>9264242
Person you replied to. The
>cuz they fit the criteria
part is the excuse all of you use to continue to post it over and over. This was my first post in the this thread, but it's kind of a moot point. I keep seeing the same shit over and over in multiple threads and it's annoying to see that you're obviously baiting him. He's mediocre as fuck and his spergouts are the only redeeming thing to post him here for. Keep it to one thread or find some OC.

It's shit like that is what made /cgl/ no longer have Dakota or PT threads, and the janitor used to enforce the "singling out rule" on even the slightest hint of shit like that.

I'm not mad, just mostly asking "why are you so obsessed with him?" using shitty vocabulary.

transfats giveaway

>>9264268
#triggered

>>9264311
What snowflake shit is this

Are they aware that people can just say "yeah i'm nonbinary" and get her stuff?

Not sure if I wanna drop the pic or not but I recently found an age player who took a crotch shot pic of their diaper while they're wearing their kiss me cat OP

>>9264338
It's probably some shit replica anyway but feel free to post

>>9264338
i raise you this

>>9264326
Lying? on the INTERNET?

>>9264357
I think you win

>>9264359
You're right, only cis people do that.

>>9264357
>>9264361
I don't know if I've ever been more disgusted

>>9264357
... At least it's a replica?

>>9264182
not cringe. come on where's the juicy stuff?

>>9264221
Zapfino is such a gorgeous font. seriously

>>9263803

Beautiful part of the country anon, kinda jealous. Though I'd never guess there were fedora's there.

>>9264361
Why

W H Y

>>9264302
one on the right looks like when you accidentally open a front facing camera

>>9264357
>#angelic beauty

This is triggering my autism more than anything else on this post.

>>9264357
>>9264361

>>9264454
maybe for u

>>9264471
excuse me, what?
why in gods name would you use "u" here?
i'm gonna shame you just for not typing correctly

>>9263803
It's a trainwreck. There are a few good people though.

>>9264481
4 u

>>9264481
Drop the name/emoji you autist.

>>9264481
u r a fag

>>9264359

>>9264505
ah, sorry i still had one on after asking for help on another board
>>9264497
>>9264519
this has to be a newfag or a troll

>>9264525

Off topic still, but I have yet to see a luluco cosplay.

More on topic without a picture. Spent the last con I was at in a room with random people. There was a British guy (late teens) obsessed with Black Butler who wouldn'the shut up about how great his cosplay was compaired to everyone elses. He made sure to tell me multiple times that he was chased around and stalked by many women and at one point of the con dominated the main room in the hotel room to do a livestream 'for his fans' for about an hour and a half.

>>9264530
I used to work in a mall food court, all my coworkers and I were lowkey weebs and loved to cringe at young weebs roaming free at the mall.
My favorite was a ~30 year old white man, father of two kids, who constantly wore a faded Black Butler tshirt with the sleeves torn off.

>>9264525
>accuses others of being newfags
>doesn't recognize baneposting

wew

>>9264530
oh god one of my friends do that while he wears his ONLY cosplay he wears to every con he go's to for the past 3 years which is some homestuck troll.
its not even good and he brags about how many girls were all over him but they are under 18 and he cant date them

>>9264538
i was here when baneposting started just i never really liked it nor found it funny so i kinda just pushed it to the back of my mind

>>9264545
sure jan

back to posting cringe

>>9264550
is that ketchup

im dumping all i got

somthing about this one just makes me feel dirty
1/2

>>9264559
2/2

end of dump

>>9264559
>>9264560
>taking pictures in a place that has never seen a vacuum
>Embroidery or whatever looks like hot glue or glitter glue (maybe both)
>choppy wig
>dat forehead jewel
I'm also gonna be that faggot and say she doesn't have enough chicken nose to pull it off.

>>9264357
More proof that lolita is an age play fetish.

>>9264571
everything is a fetish to some people dude

>>9264530
I was midori at this year's la comic con and everyone thought i was miss argentina from beetlejuice..

>>9264558
that file name

>>9263692
>actually has panic attacks
>bitch i fucking WISH i could type or do shit when i have them
eat my entire ass tumblrs who pull that shit

the fb plus size cosplay buy and sell group is pretty good for cringe.

Pic is a girl from FB, she's actually cute but this picture screams 8th grade deviantart edgelord

>>9264218
>>9264603

>panic attacks
>real thing

Just kys

>>9264612
Yeah, panic attacks are real... Were you unaware?

>>9264545
real funny anon, you can stop the joke now.

>>9264612
I get that you're probably trying to be some kind of edgelord, but as someone who's had panic attacks since my childhood, they're really serious, and even my own parents thought I was faking my disorder until I brought myself to the doctor as an adult. I think the disorder gets a bad name because shitty teenagers use it as a special snowflake label so they can feel more """unique""".

>>9264612
Panic attacks are a real thing, tumblr folks just like to use them as an excuse to get pity.

>>9264612
>DSM-5

>>9264550
peppa pig snapped

>>9264571
cause men with big dirty beards are the primary wearers of the fashion. right

>>9264556
the only difference I see is the wigs

I'm just going to leave this here

>>9264746
if he had practiced in heels for even a few days before this it would have been much better.

what even is this outfit, cross-gyaru or something??

>>9264746
this is my aesthetic. bless you anon.

>>9264746
It happened at this year's Rufflecon iirc. It was supposed to be a joke and it didn't help that people were cheering him on, but I thought it was kind of dumb tbqh.

>>9264812

Tumblr trash detected.

>>9264440
>>9263806
I like living here so far. I'm excited about the outdoor photo shoot opportunities from the little bit of traveling we've done. The mountainous areas in the remind me a lot of skyrim or something like that. There is quite a lack of conventions compared to the mid west though. I used to be able to attend some kind of convention about every other month. The cosplay group has been my only real contact with anyone around here involved in cosplay. Seems to be a lot of young kids, even more than usual... Hopefully we can go to the last con of the year this weekend. Sage for off topic.

>>9264882
>tomo
Get ready for disappointment anon. It's a pretty dead con with not a lot to do.

>>9264612
can't, too busy panicking

>>9264555
my question is, did she have a gem and it fell off without her noticing, or did she think that just not painting a triangle looked like a gem

>>9264555
never forget

>>9264746
Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp

>>9264404
Is this more to your liking?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNCpQ54BgGD/

https://youtu.be/quCksQWHy6c
DIY kawaii maxi pads for your kawaii periods

>>9265083
is this cringe to you because
>ew periods
?

as someone who cares about the planet, loves cute things, and also menstruates, this is awesome

>>9264612
Panic attacks are a real thing but it's usually caused by some sort of mental trauma or disorder.

Now tumblr style panic attacks, yeah those are bullshit.

>>9264972
aww yea i got into the screencap

>>9265143
it's cringe because
>ew unhygenic

>>9265180
do you also think cloth diapers for babies are unhygienic?

disposable pads are made for convenience for the modern female, but cloth ones are much, much better. it's not hard to handwash and disinfect your intimates yourself. we just aren't taught shit like that anymore.

>>9264812
A bearded brolita stumbling in heels?
That's sad.

>>9265083
Who gives a shit if it's kawaii, you're going to bleed all over it...

Yumi King is still really grasping to be special, I guess.

>>9264630
underrated post

>>9265218
i hope noone ever has to eat you out anon youre actually fucking disgusting

>>9265313
grow up

>>9265083
If we're posting Yumi King...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrTxcB4cCM

>>9265335
how old is she supposed to be + how old is that guy... ????

>>9265335
>>9265335
How much older is he than her? He talks to her like she's a little girl. Creepy.

>>9265070
>edgelord
This is pathetic

>>9264672
Savage

>>9265355
>He talks to her like she's a little girl
Hm I wonder why

>>9265335

>>9265335
why tf did she think wearing a corset and those boots were a good idea when she's going zip lining?

>>9265387
kawaii

>>9265319
wash yourself

>>9265357
He's the cringe gift that keeps giving.
>>9265209
Posting himself on 4chan then crying about the mean bullies on his FB.

>>9264553
if your ketchup looks like that you need to shake the bottle up a bit

>>9265218
just get a fucking mooncup instead of reusing your bloody nappies

Tranny comes crying over a remark of a post. Like seriously, what the fuck? LMAO. Pathetic.

>>9265417
I'm not sure what I'm looking at because both people in the chat are cringe.

>>9265417
Context?

>>9265415
do you throw out your cup and use a new one every time? otherwise it's the same as cloth pads, you wash and sanitize it between uses.

Oh boy, another period thread!

>>9265447
cause medical grade silicon is the same as your old used towel diaper

>>9265461
why does this always happen?

>>9265547
Girl board, I guess

>>9263716
>>9263823
In the description she uses the "$" symbol, which makes me believe her prices are in USD. Unless "$" is used in some sort of kawaii way now and I'm too out of the loop to realize it.

>>9265564
oh, I just realized I saw this post on a mexican sell and buy group, the currency is in mexican pesos, which uses the $ symbol too. So that bag is around $15

>>9265335
Every video makes me want to die but it's like a train-wreck, I just can't look away.

>>9265564

Not really, half the world uses $ for their own currency.

>>9264746

>>9265572
O-oh...uhh

>>9265570
Mystery solved!

>>9265083
This isn't THAT bad, but I feel like a water proof layer would be a good idea, just sayin'

>>9264746
oh my glorious pirate husbando wearing his lolita at the rufflecon fashion show. this was great and really fun and meant to be a joke

>>9264589
rule 34.1- if it exists, its a fetish

>>9265335
I wanted to laugh but it was kind of unsettling. I know she's 26 but her boyfriend speaks to her like he's her dad.

>that ridiculous outfit she admits is difficult to move around in
>'smile and look cute, you're on camera'
>while she eats 'how much do you weigh'

>>9263692
god.

>>9265335
videos like this make me happy I'm not a gold digger like almost every other woman in my family

I'll go ahead and keep my SO who is downright adorable and also my age and shares almost every interest of mine.

Why are so many girls willing to settle for uggo creeps just because they already have money? Don't they know they can find a cute college guy and wait for him to acquire wealth? It doesn't even take that long to start making bank if they're getting a useful degree, ffs.

>>9265640
I had an ex who treated me like that and he was barely 4 years older than me. One of the reasons he's an ex.

>>9265680
>he's an ex
I'm glad you escaped anon

>>9265335
Looked like a fun date at the pole-house

https://youtu.be/xPA_Dj26m6M

>>9264563
>>9264559
Why is it always the SU cosplayers

>>9263719
i was p sure these were in another currency

>>9265335
This isn't even close to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2xen7K9LDU&t=98s

>>9264787
This was the first thing I noticed as well. Dude can't into heels.

found this on the japanese street fashion wikipedia page. Self promotion, much? It's not a fucking fashion if you're the only one wearing it.

>>9265313
how in the hell did you manage that incredible mental leap from "using cloth pads" to never washing myself?? how can you possibly infer one from the other? also, it should go w/o saying, but no one goes down on me during red week.
I'm appalled by your logic.

>>9264746
I actually like this.

>>9264972
I remember this.

>>9264612
Im a doctor and im also studying psychiatry at my time in the medical school. I call bullshit on that. Panic attack is a real thing. Stop being an ignorant edgelord you cunt.

>>9264630
>>9265960

>>9265928
Seeing the coathanger Peridot in this thread reminded me I'd made that collage, just never posted it. It fits.

>>9265070
for fuck's sake he didn't even know the words

>>9264612
Anonn pleasesee dddont say thaata
Iiimmm havvingge a a aa paniccc atttatckk ri rightt nnow itss rreaeally s s seriousss

>in the middle of a panic caused by tension set by deadline tomorrow
>can't calm myself
>come to 4chan to distract myself
>click the first random thread I set my eyes on
>panic attacks discussion

why do you mock me 4chan

>>9266010
I've had panic attacks before, there's no way I would be able to go online. It's just sheer overwhelming panic, which prevents me from doing anything but crying/throwing up/etc.

This nonsense of "amdm havbng pannnck frkk nnno bul y ps" doesn't come from someone who has panic attacks, but someone who suffers a severe case of Special Snowflake Syndome

>>9265883
I'm guessing this person wasn't alive in 2006 when black+rainbow was everywhere

>>9266022
Same. It's like this person is being way extra so that the other person is like woah it's ok I didn't mean to make u upset

>>9266022
No, it's not an attack of course, hence I didn't use the word. It's just that panic feel I get when I'm really scared of failing and stressed out. I totally got the joke above, it's just funny I chose a random thread with a relevant discussion in it.

>>9265883
I checked that fb link and this is what it said... she(?) seems so annoying... Badly shopped cosplay photos of you in bought costumes doesn't make you a model and your personal style is not a fashion

>>9265864
So disgusting, she speaks like a baby and he treat's her like a baby. That's some fetish shit right there, that's not a real relationship... Also the part where he told her to lose 10 pounds... Yumi King is annoying but I still hope she realizes to escape from from that hell.

>>9266295
It looks like she just discovered An Cafe and is trying to copy Bou's style while claiming it's her own ttly orijirinaru style.

>>9265883
>black+ rainbow
the scene community would like to have a word

>>9263421
Fuck off Leafy

>>9264357
I can't believe they would do this to Happy Garden. Thank god it's just a replica. JFC

>>9266303
She'll say is just her way to be a good sub to her daddy and that we are too vanilla to understand their SM dynamics.

>>9264357

>>9265335
"Oh yumi don't be silly, that's your sugar daddy"

>>9265713
Where's the lie

>>9264594
La Comic con is the biggest normie fest. Bring back Midori for ALA!

>>9265083
I don't know why the thumbnail look hilarious to me, but if we speak about yumi cringe's, do someone remember when she put a vibrator on her face as a " beauty tool "

>>9265658
I honestly doubt they care about that. I really think she's with him because she wants to be, at this point. It's gross to us but fine to them. I wouldn't care that much if she didn't put her relationship in every single video.

>>9264560
>>9264559
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING PLACE

it probably smells so terrible and dusty in there

>>9267031
>I wouldn't care that much if she didn't put her relationship in every single video.
This. They're both consenting adults doing whatever, just stop putting it in your videos.

>>9267019
Mods remove this please

>>9264972
cool, something i said made it into the screen cap! sweet sweet internet validation

>>9264361
Please let it be a replica... I pray to the Lolita Gods.

>>9267244
Kek what

>>9266303
He's the one who needs to lose weight, he has a potbelly.

>>9267372
barney fag out"

>>9265864
I wish I had that bathtub

>>9264972
kinda sad it doesn't have an enlarged version of the "dont listen to those meanies" pic i posted

>>9266567
>oh anon, you just don't understand.

This was in my reccommendations and it's similarly cringe like Yumi King's Totoro "no sew" bed spread.

https://youtu.be/4F0mfct1ht0
And here's Yumi's to compare
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJGomx_XYWo

Btw, generally speaking you shouldn't sleep on anything held together by fucking glue for obvious reasons.

>>9265335
People complain about him talking to her like a little girl, and yes that is creepy in its own right, however,
she talks like a child too. And I find it kind of disgusting. And no, it's not her accent or anything like that, it's how she tries to go for a "kawaii" voice and she forms short sentences and forcibly blurs consonants she clearly knows, like a toddler.
They're both so creepy, ughhh....

>>9266567
I love when people blame their lack of personal boundaries and social skills on everyone else being vanilla.

>>9264556
>Mystic Messenger r63 cosplay
fucking why

Nobody would recognize any of these as MM cosplays. They're generic as fuck. Her 707 looks like what 90% hipster Ariel "cosplays" are.

>>9267538
Well her face looks like an ass. When she gets older/uglier that old creepy man is going to get rid of her for sure.

>>9267019
Yeah, it was this one
https://youtu.be/izH81G7fT4U

>>9267577
>literally only throws on a wig
It's genderbent cosplay guysssss

>>9267538
>vewy eregant and high class dress
>good quality look just like rich girl for school, wedding, cocktail party or going out

>>9265755
Not really cosplay cringe, just modern art autism.

I'm surprised this is in a literally who bible belt state but in one that does also happen to have very cringey cons.

>>9265864
oh gOD the "morning routine" video is even worse
please save me from this hell of knowing this shit exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVA4TwiE7v8

>>9265864
>"Everybody was looking at you in the grocery store, sweety."
>giggles and asks why
>"because they were thinking it was not pretty"
Savage, although the real reason they're getting weird looks is because he's a grown-ass white man in public with a chinese girl almost half his age. You could take jfash completely out of the picture and they'd still get weird looks.

>>9267605
>asks to understand how to pronounce quinoa
>"tiny rice"
>asks again for a more serious answer
>"What I call it is what adults call it. What you call it is what baby girl calls it."
Yikes, although I bet he's too retarded to know how to pronunce it correctly either.

>"Then it's toilet time! It might sound weird but this is the most important thing the morning for me because I think... having... good... bowel movement... can help you lose weight and have uh, clear skin!"
>obvious yellowish bile droplets on the white Rilakkuma rug from purging
There's no way in hell she isn't bulimic. The water and the red of the strawberry are the "color markers" for when she's purged it all.

>>9267634
I absolutely hate Yumi King's vidoes, but i do feel worried for her. That is avery non-healthy relationship right there

>>9267538
>skirt doesn't come with skirt

>>9267634
>>9267639
Isn't she 26? As gross as their relationship is, she's a well-educated adult who more likely than not knows what she's doing.

>>9267577
yeah i feel bad for thoses wigs, they look so nice and shes using them for closet cosplays

>>9267634
thats probably her husbands piss rather than throw up. disgusting either way

>>9267019
>Literal pony shit on cgl

BRAVO MODS

>>9267019
mods what the fuck are you doing

>>9268332
>>9268346
calm down perhaps

>>9268348
ponyfag spotted

>>/mlp/

>>9263692
If it wasn't for the continuous mispelled 'imsorry's at the end, I'd be a little closer to believing them.

Why do crytypers go so over the top when trying to tell people they're panicing?

>>9268349
...it's literally just a reaction image. last time I saw this much rage was when someone made a furry thread

>>9267987
You'd be surprised by the absolute lack of tact that some people have. Recently had a horrible relationship with someone a couple years older than me who ended up having the maturity of a 15 year old.

>>9268363
>Just a reaction image

pony fag get back to ur containment board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4K6dwlVYrI
Reminds me of the infamous Anime Club video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujD0tyvPt8
Some of the comments left on this video over 7 years ago:
>You don't know how many times I wanted to bash your face in with a skateboard! D<
>I WISH I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=088SRMRnpx4
A classic. Bubblegum Pinku is best Pinku.

>>9267557
I think the mermaid Pusheen came out really cute but yeah I wouldn't want to chill in something held together with hot glue. The glitter foam will probably crinkle in a matter of hours too. I guess the "it" thing now though is "no sew" projects because people would rather hot glue things together than sew them.*

*Not trashing on anyone who does that, especially if it's because they can't afford a machine or aren't very active crafters. I just don't get why you'd spend so much time on something that won't hold together very long.

>>9266623
that is the plan actually! was pretty bummed how normie it was this year, as comikaze it was a pretty cool event.

>>9264361
>>9264357
Can you imagine being a cashier and selling Depends to a thirty something dude and just KNOWING that they're not being bought for the intended purpose but you can't say anything.

Do they know that we know?

>>9268374
this last video has some of the worst audio i've ever expirienced.

>Be me
>Take part in pop-up vampire maid cafe
>Have time of my life but...
>have one customer sitting by himself
>kinda neckbeard/basement boy but harmless
>Play games at first but then he stays for way longer than his time slot.
>Like, five hours.
>At the end, asks for photo together.
Actually, I have one request...
>Be cautiously optimistic.
I've been a bad lord, will you please bite me?
>mfw
>internal screaming becomes external ummmmm... ok?
>well,he did say please.
>I pose the equivalent of a hover hand around his general neck direction.

He ghosted after that without leaving a tip. Man, I was only volunteering that day, too.

>>9265960
doctor-anon! I've never found a doctor on this board before. I was just lurking this thread but do you have any advice for keeping these weeb hobbies in medical school? I'm entering this cycle and don't want to give up my wardrobe.

>>9268417
also one the best comments i've seen in a long time.

>>9263692
Damn I wish I can type when I have a panic attack!

>>9268374
Does Nya girl not have....teeth??? Is that what I'm seeing? Or is she tucking them under her lip? I'm 99% sure she doesn't have top teeth.

>>9264972
This shit was hilarious, I remember this thread so vividly.

https://youtu.be/XGIg4rYkHaY

An anon shared one of her videos in the bad cosplay thread and now I'm hooked. She's had this channel for over a year and her videos barely break 50 views.

>>9268421
>He ghosted after that without leaving a tip.

Everything up till this was forgivable...

>>9268446
At first I thought the whole video was going to be her doing a bunch of random poses with bad video fx. I wonder if she is that awkwardly enthusiastic all the time.
Those heavy flow nighttime maxi pad sleeves are fantastic.

>>9267019
Die you fucking Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/396375

>>9268446
My personal fave is her Sailor Mercury cosplay, complete with a yarn wig, skirt and gloves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVCni7jrM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6kBJiLlp40

>>9268374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vukKuSkeW0
How to get a girl back: Anime Club Style
>We're cute together- kawaii?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na9VyH3DcPM
That bored, writhing child on the bed is her daughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhyQGgohzKY
You can buy this single for $2 on her Bandcamp.

>>9268505
>That bored, writhing child on the bed is her daughter.
This whole video looks like a David Lynch production

Good lord, this whole thread is amazing. I can't tell if these people are cool because they just don't give a fuck how others perceive them, or if they're just down right autistic.

>>9268505
>That bored, writhing child on the bed is her daughter.
She seems way too immature to be a mom.

>>9268514
>This whole video looks like a David Lynch production
kek

>>9267557
Both videos have shit materials and shit construction, no sew is the cancer of DIYs. It's not that fucking hard to learn to handstitch unless you just happen to be dying of parkinsons.

>>9268390
>*Not trashing on anyone who does that, especially if it's because they can't afford a machine or aren't very active crafters.

where do you think you are

Heard from Krissy Victory the beef with Lisa Lou Who and HJ Steele

>>9268372
this

>>9268405
i have some issues with my intestines and one of my deepest fears is that I'll end up needing adult diapers
probably would buy them online out of shame

>>9268503
excuse me, I didn't want to piss of anyone, I juste pick a random derp picture in my folder, I don't even know who the fuck is barney fag, if you want mod to remove my post or or picture no problem .

>>9268405
These types often have a humiliation fetish on top of everything else so if they do know that you know, that just tickles their dick even more.

>>9265083
jesus, just imagine having to wash your stinky period blood
soooo cringy

>>9263803
God i hate idaho

>>9268505
that sailor mercury woman MUST be autistic af
she graduated high school in 2001 yet acts like a kid. and her shit is awful

>>9267987

Is she? From the sounds of it she sounds like an import from a poor family in China and likely has, well, odd ideals about what a relationship should be like.

And while she is her own grown ass adult, we all know that adults themselves can get into abusive situations and not realize it.

I hate her videos and her affectations, but she sounds like she has a seriously unhealthy relationship with this guy and I hope she realizes this soon.

>>9265492

I enjoy how she didn't reply to that. Because it's true. Cups are cheap anyways, you'd make back the cost in no time.

>>9268405
As an ABDL this was in my head every fucking time I bought diapers from CVS or Walgreens. Thanks for confirming what I feared. Thankfully most of us probably order online through specific retailers these days

>>9268726
Why do you have the abdl fetish? Do you know or what. I dont mean to judge but fuck its a confusing thing. Its nothing like this dumbass daddy/little girl thing.

>>9268729
Everyone has their reasons, I blame puberty and the advent of the Internet. Just something that got me off at a point where I was too young to really understand and it just stuck with me. I'm 30 now and there's parts of the fetish i like and don't like. This new wave of girls acting and dressing and talking like little girls and babies is even odd to me.

>>9268699
Don't ever post mlp shit outside of the mlp board in the future

>>9268505
That poor anime club girl didn't even have a choice. I feel bad for her man. Guy was pushy as hell. If she said no everyone would call her a bitch.

>>9268505
I couldn't make it halfway through any of these. oh my god

>westernizing lolita

>>9268882

>>9268720
She has an engineering degree from China, but I don't know if her uni was a decent one or anything.

>>9268630
Damn, if I was in that position I'd do the same. Hope it never comes to that anon.

>>9268699
Barneyfag is an extreme autist who gets absurdly triggered when anyone so much as vaguely refers to MLP. He got his name from endlessly comparing MLP to Barney, since they both have purple characters they must be the same show, right?

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Barneyfag

>>9268798 might be Barneyfag, but didn't mention Barney, so it could just be an ordinary sperg.

>>9265335
>>9265864
>>9267605
Is this what it looks like when a pedophile who's bad at hiding that the fact that they're a pedophile actually manages to get with a girl? Please tell me they don't plan on reproducing.

>>9269069
>harem of underage haffu-Asians with a wife who looks and acts like she's 9
Oh jeez

>>9269069
>>9269096
Well on her dating profile she said she wants a man who can provide for her and that she wants children so it wouldn't surprise me if she suddenly turns out to be pregnant as soon as her sugar daddy starts showing signs of losing interest.

>>9269069
>pedophile who doesn't molest kids, but has a consensual relationship with a young looking adult

Seems like the right way to go about it to me.

>>9265864
what the hell

>>9269124
>doesn't molest kids
Hey now we don't know that

>>9269124
What do you thinks going to happen to the girl when she gets older and she can't find anyone who likes her anymore? Or, on the other hand, the guy loves her and stays with her, and they have kids while the guy is still in the mindset that him associating "babying" someone with his sex life is totally fine and healthy? What happens when he continues to be totally unashamed with his daughter/Loli fetish and he has a kid?
Even if he doesn't touch them, growing up in a house where that's normal will totally screw up any kids perception of women.

>>9269160
Any decent parent doesn't let their kids know about their sexual kinks. My parents might get up to all sorts of weird shit, but we never found out.

On the other hand, I have too many friends who have been scarred for life simply because their parents never bothered to do something as simple as lock the door when they're having sex, so lord knows how many of them are growing up in houses where ageplay, furrydom, BDSM, or who knows what is perfectly normal and not hidden from the offspring.

Hell, with "daddy" becoming a popular term for your lover, who knows how many kids will get confused just by that.

>>9267557
>>9268522
from the same girl, a "holo lip gloss" phone case that looks like an infected lip.

what is it about bad crafters and phone cases? this looks like something i'd find on regretsy.

>>9269220
>Hell, with "daddy" becoming a popular term for your lover, who knows how many kids will get confused just by that.

Nobody sane calls their regular SO "daddy" when they're not in a DDLG relationship, you are thinking of DDLG relationships becoming more mainstream.

Whether you like it or not, kids don't mix with that kind of fetish. When the mother isn't his cute little baby girl anymore and the father already has a fucked up sense of incest, pedophilia is bound to happen.

>>9267557
that looks so fragile

>>9269340
I still don't understand why you wouldn't just sew it? I can only hand sew and those are simple enough that someone could do it with some basic sewing knowledge. There's no way you could wash any of that without it falling apart.

>>9265070
when you don't know the words but it doesn't matter because you're kawaii

>>9269330
I dunno if you've never had sex or never interacted with couples or what, but "daddy" is a fairly common thing to call your SO.

>>9269383
>KAWAII

He's fucking horrifying. Looks like someone put makeup on an anorexic hippo.

>>9269384
If you're a degenerate maybe.

>>9269330
its always been pretty common and universal. Like papi chulo.

>>9269384
>fairly common
keep telling yourself that

I honestly don't really want to listen to her talk enough to go dig for it myself, so
Does any brave soul remember which video shows Yumi King's "daddy" sticking his fingers in her mouth?

>>9269395
Is this bait now? because even the phrase "who's your daddy" has been around since the 70's. sage.

>>9269395
Do you not go outside or watch TV?

>>9269383
Jesus, that smacks into the uncanny valley really hard.

>>9269383
He looks like he's having a seizure, his movements are so awkward JFC

>>9269330
Hardly. I've been dating for 15 years now, and I never had a girl call me daddy until something like 3-4 years ago. It seems to be a popular word now, used as a general term of endearment or while flirting.

It's a huge turnoff for me. Don't get it at all. Even worse when they want to act and be treated like little girls. But it seems almost universal with the under-25 crowd now, not just the one who want to feel safe and immature.

>>9269401
It's much older than that. This is a hit song from 1921, almost a hundred years ago, and I doubt that's the first time it was used in this sense. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came up with an example from Shakespeare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWoEXnHzJqg
>Oh, Daddy,
>Think when you're all alone,
>Why, you'll want me, just wait and see,
>But there'll be someone else making love to me!
>Then, Daddy! Daddy! You won't have no lover at all.

JFC I couldn't even finish this video.
(FB) /snooferpup/videos/vb.100004099552864/1054227101390598/
>>9269330
my nana calls my grandpap daddy so it's ruined forever for me

>>9269458
I've noticed - not IRL, but in movies and fiction and the like - of old fashioned rural couples calling each other "mother" and "father" or the like - which in my mind implies something very different and much less dirty than calling your lover "daddy".

Also, I have no fucking clue what's going on in that video you linked to.

>>9269463
Oh you're right like how Santa and Mrs. Clause refer to each other in the Ranken Bass films. That's cute. More of that.

>>9269330
I have to agree with you there. It's honestly nasty to think of anyone who is into DDLG having children. This is coming from someone who is in a DDLG relationship but at least both of us fucking hate actual children

>>9269401
Doesn't make it any less disgusting.

>>9269401
Been around but significantly less common. Though that can be said about a lot of things such as anal, or extreme shaving/waxing of public hair.

>>9269449
This song makes me uncomfortable

>>9269401
Are you implying the phrase "who's your daddy?" somehow has something to do with DDLG because I don't know how you took that leap. They both have the word 'daddy' in the them but beyond that, entirely different connotations.

>>9269403
Look, I'm not saying it hasn't suddenly gained popularity in the past three or so years but that doesn't exactly make it normal. There have always been weird fetishes for years. Doesn't mean that because a select group of people do it that it's so commonplace

>>9268505
This really was the 'I'm so uncomfortable my butthole could crack walnuts' master post.

>>9269497
I just personally don't understand why people can't keep that shit to themselves. It's not that fucking hard to be discreet about fetishes. It's not something you need to announce to the entire goddamn world. I think kinksters who talk about their kinks so much that everyone knows their kinks give fetishes a bad name in general. Yes, my SO and I are into DDLG, but that's for us to enjoy and it'd be weird and gross for us to go around talking about it.

The problem is that so many people are classless attention whores.

>>9268522
>where do you think you are
I think I'm on a Vietnamese basket weaving picture blog. Where are you?

>>9269505
I'd rather tell people my sex life with my husband is dead than announce my kinks to other people.

>>9269493
Waxing/shaving comes and goes. I don't know much about the trends, other than full bush was popular in the 70s.

As for anal, it's mentioned in the Bible, and was probably popular and common at the dawn of civilization. Doubt it's become any less popular now - it will always feel good.

>>9269505
I hear that. Talking about my kinks is only one step down on the discomfort level from talking about my porn preferences.

>>9269505
It's just attention whores riding the bandwagon, really. Same with how "BDSM" blew up after 50 Shades.

>>9269505
Agreed. Nobody knows about what I'm into save for my boyfriend because I don't think I need to go around announcing it.

People usually do it for the shock factor or because they really just don't have a filter/understand how social situations work.

>>9269497
>Are you implying the phrase "who's your daddy?" somehow has something to do with DDLG because I don't know how you took that leap
No. Not ddlg. Reading comprehension anon. Just that saying "daddy" in an intimate way has been pervasive throughout history. Also, the phrase "who's your daddy" has two connotations depending on context. One is when one-upping someone, the other is during intimacy, regardless of ddlg affiliation. I imagine you are only familiar with the former while I am speaking of the latter. Ultimately, I'm trying to say it predates ddlg. sage sage sage

>>9264972
hell yea, I got in the screencap

>>9264555
Fuck this was at Phoenix Comicon and I saw this person.They bragged about their costume and I want to know if they knew their gem was missing, but I didn't ask

>>9269384
My mom calls my dad "daddy" only when she's talking to one of the kids about him.

Like

"Oh, Daddy asked if you could stop at the store on the way home."

THAT is fairly normal. Using daddy as a pet name is not.

>>9269384

>>9268720
Well, if you google her name + okcupid, the first result is her profile and it says 21...

>>9269069
sauce on pic?

>>9269383
its so much weirder with sound jfc

lmao go fuck yourself, nobody cares about your nasty snowflake ita ass

>>9268998
oh okay, all is clear now, thank's for the information, I delet this reaction pic, I don't want to have shit anymore( I doesn't even remember this shit was mlp )

>>9269847
She's single now?

She's so cute, but I don't think I can afford her.

>>9267605
>dat obvious pink pet collar @ 54 sec

>>9269840
>using daddy as a pet name is not

Seriously how can you be this autistic?

>>9269866
If she's a fakeboi then I love that comm for refusing to use he.

>>9269847
Let's just say she's been 21 for a few years now.

>>9269966
How can you be this degenerate? Maybe it's normal in the ghetto, but most decent people know how to keep their daddy issues in the bedroom.

>>9269840
Well, yeah. Kids might not always be used to their parents being called more than one thing. I had to babysit one that had no idea that Mom and Mommy were the same person.

>>9269552
Not them, but maybe that has to do with how DDLG started. I personally find the phrase "who's your daddy" used during sex to be creepy as fuck, like all DDLG stuff, but maybe it's like a.. gateway sort of thing, into the kink.
Sage.

>>9264361
That profile pic made me cringe more than the post itself

>>9269383
Michael Jackson is alive and kicking in the cosplay scene

>>9263421
I saw this guy posting offering a commission for someone the other day. If I was the commissioner I'd be too creeped out just by his title alone to purchase anything.

>>9269330
I've never heard well adjusted adults call their so 'daddy', lol
And if they have kids those kids are going to be all kinds of fucked up

>>9269505
They're just attention starved fuckheads who desperately need to make sure everyone knows that they're 'different' and 'unique'. Speshul Snowflake syndrome.

>>9267605
This poor fucking girl. I hope she can escape that relationship soon.

>>9270191
>escape

desu it looks like she is playing him

>>9270196
>>9270191
I don't think they're playing each other. It's just your typical degenerate DDLGers

>>9270208
There's a theory saying she's playing him for the long run to get a green card, and making these videos/keeping her OKcupid for the chats, etc is all to look good when time comes around to get married.

>>9268428
She does

>>9270300
What in the unholy fuck is that

>>9270300
Somebody should draw her

>>9269976
who who whoa, fuck you.
I don't know why you had to go and bring low-income people into this. if you think degeneracy is relegated to certain classes, you're dead wrong.

we all know that the amount of money you have is directly proportional to the ounces of human blood you must be covered in to achieve an erection.

>>9270463
Oh my god, shut the fuck up

>>9269498
>so uncomfortable my butthole could crack walnuts
seeing it written down like that, I actually know exactly the feeling you're talking about

>>9264555
her hair reminds me of ramen noodles...

>>9270463
Shut the fuck up ghetto trash

>>9269863
looks like it's from a Junji Ito manga, not sure which though

Here's a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

>>9270742
This video is one of my favorites desu. it's just such wholesome cringe. I believe one of the girls even commented on it years later

>>9268505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liBKGCrjSSw
The girl in the white tank top just looks like some drunk normie who saw people dancing and decided to join in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7lsPwbPHw
A classic. The girl in the video actually commented on it fairly recently.
>1) yes, I am mentally challenged, if you can call severe anxiety and depression "mentally challenged."
"Severe anxiety," and yet you chose to make a complete ass of yourself in front of hundreds of people? Sure, sweetie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUQkDznJ_EE
I feel so bad for the people trying to get off the train.

>>9270759
I really like that they keep trying to do their dance even though people are trying to get off the train/use the space as it is intended

>>9270742
It was one of the lucky star characters done in a Junji Ito style which made me curious

>>9270759
If you're going to do that stuff at a station, at least go to the end of the line so you're not a hazard

>>9270759
God, I know the girls in the first video. I cringe so hard every time I see then at cons. Their cosplays are so bad up close.

I'm >>9270759

This is the same group "practicing" the love live dances.
The cringiest part about them dancing at cons is that they always insist on having loud music and dancing in the middle of walk ways. We get it, you want attention.

>>9267605
>uses hand soap to wash bangs.
um.

>>9270759

>>9270851
Why is there 10 of them lol

No regretsy thread that I can see but I needed to share this with you guys

Honestly their that level of bad+ridiculous that they almost arent a regretsy and they're amazing to me

>>9270920
*they're
my bad

>>9270920
Horribly executed, but I like the idea of tacky majora's mask glasses

>>9269973
she's that fakeboi who dresses in standard lolita and then makes a big fuss in CoF about how her pronouns are he/him
like no you little retard that's not how it works

>>9270920
bad sales thread exists I'm pretty sure, came up when I searched for cringe

:V

>>9270961
Same, all I can think of is a Justin Bieber-esque Skull Kid cosplay.

>>9269866
If he want to be seen as a dude and everybody know that he his a dude, wearing lolita is like the worst idea, and posting old coord seem so dumb

>>9271045
But if she desperately wants attention despite being ugly and badly dressed, crying about muh pronouns is a pretty good idea. I mean, it clearly works.

this negro.

>>9270986
Nice boob veins

>>9271377
why is his face so unsettling? even without the shoop, the shape and proportions are so....creepy

>>9271600
Thats not a shop. He just wears a shit ton of makeup. And his proportions are because of his camera.

The guy is actually really nice irl.

>>9270851
mmm ill be the hobbit under than mountain

>>9270759
can white tank top girl please slow the fuck down and learn how to feel music?

>>9266010
What the fuck? Are you actually me?

>>9265658
Because they lack ambition to climb life on their own. They expect life to be handed to them on a silver platter, doesn't matter who the guy's handing it to them.

>>9264361
I will NEVER understand diaper fetishes. At work I have to change adult people's diapers and how anyone can find this sexy is beyond my comprehension. And I can understand quite a lot of weird fetishes.

>>9271600
He wears a shit ton of makeup (foundation doesn't even match) and it looks even worse IRL.

>>9270986
mercy dont have red lipstick wtf

>>9271791
Your pic made me laugh so much omfg

>>9269847
She's at least 25-26.

>>9269931
She's got a splenda daddy right now and she's willing to settle for middle class.

Just to further the weirdness of her relationship

>>9272815
>funny
Haha.. yeah... toppest kek..

>>9272815
oh god

I got genuinely embarrassed reading this.

>>9272815
i can never understand how people get their pics to look like that on beauty cam. i tried once and all i could manage to do was change the filter.

>>9270986
don't shit up my waifu with your stringy hair and terrible lipstick RRREEEEEE

>>9272868
I started reading and got complacent when there wasn't immediate eye searing cringe but holy hell

>>9272868
As soon as I saw 'technically' in italics I knew it was going downhill, her swap meet outfit didn't disappoint

>not worried about taste in lolita changing because she loves all styles
>geekchic lolita, bubblegoth lolita. CYPERPUNK LOLITA

>>9272815
god i was hoping someone posted that shit. she's not even trying to be subtle about her ddlg relationship anymore is she?
>>9272872
it's under pikapika or kirakira or something like that

>>9269505
Preach. SO and I keep our kinks out of cosplay and off of social media (apart from certain sites).
Posting relationship dynamics which are private is weird as fuck in general, never mind shit like YT

>>9270742
Didn't one of those girls calm the fuck down later in life and started making actual quality props for sale?

>>9264560
I dunno where the cringe is, this girl just found a whole pearl cosplay while clearing out a hoarding house and tried it on for fun

>>9273539
Source?

also
>trying on something you found in a hoarding house
>that is clearly unclean
>not even your own filth

How does that not make you cringe?

>>9273539
What...?? That's even more cringey if that's true

>>9273544
>>9273558
>not realizing >>9273539 is clearly joking
Now this is cringe

>>9273544
>>9273558

>>9272815
Jesus fucking Christ

>>9272872
right? The only thing I can manage to do is turn myself into a featureless blob

>>9272815
This looks like a porn still where they photoshopped all the jizz off her face. It's disturbing.

>claims to not be into age play
>posts a lot of baby bottles and child toys
>tells you to not follow is you're into child play
>continues to post adult chew toys and age play things
> self diagnosed autism

this is why I can't stand people born post 1995.

>>9269525
Full bush was standard up to maybe the 80s.
The reason it's associated with the 70s, is because that's also the first time hardcore pornography become relatively common.
Previously, pubic hair was seen as sexy, and the reason some older paintings and statues of nude adults don't have pubic hair, is because it was seen as more chaste without it.
By the 80s, fashion became more revealing the the pubic area, with high cut bathing suits and so on. Fashion laws had dictated that body hair was unsightly for women, so at least some of the pubic hair had to go.
Then sometime in the 90s, pornographers realized the actors' genitalia could be seen more clearly if shaved.
The aesthetic of shaved genitalia strongly correlates with increased porn consumption.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C-taKF8hh9M/hqdefault.jpg?custom=true&w=336&h=188&stc=true&jpg444=true&jpgq=90&sp=68&sigh=gXg4yg1TcUhjcadajVvjumc9CkE

>>9263421
I want to cosplay for the first time at a con this July and I've already got horrible anxiety and really don't want to end up in one of these threads, haha.

I don't even know what to go as yet because I haven't been involved in many fandoms that lend themselves to cosplay, and while I am an aquarius, I'd look like a godawful Eridan. Or a godawful anything, for that matter.

Triggering http://instagram.com/loli_jpg

>>9273257
Yeah, she's the one that commented on the video a few years back.

>>9274474
the only thing that made me cringe was the prices of her chibi drawings

>>9270759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8QcIeMnhs
Some Nyanners-wannabe rapping about cosplay or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9sWL6yDJds
The 20 second mouth-zooming sequence at 1:40 is really uncomfortable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jd0U4FrhO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlvTOjMK2I
>Crowd of children chanting "Dolly Style! Dolly Style!"
>Dolly Style walks on stage and begins to sing their hit song about waking up hungover and how "you will hear me come when I pop my cherry (gum)."
Christ.

>>9272815
What the fuck, lmfao

>>9265864
Is she retarded....?

>>9265864
>>9267605

>>9265864
The comments on her fucking video made me loose faith in humanity. So many "uh dont criticize, this is normal, her boyfriend protects her, shes a little kid" for a fucking 26 years old

>>9267605
subtle

>>9270986
she reminds me of that shady woman in my neighborhood back when i lived in the south who stole my table and 30$

I felt embarrassed watching the youtube video, but this comment was worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1zlADTTEc

>>9274154
Random oldfag here to confirm that all of this is true.

I didn't blank out the name because it's not the same as her profile name. She's one of the worst "I'M IRL D.VA" girls that I've seen, and doesn't even play the game.

>>9276810
All I had to do was look at the image for the video.

Just.... why?

Recently at a con I was asked for a picture for the first time ever by this chick who was so excited to ask me about it that she fell over half her words.

I was stumped as fuck so I just stood there like a moist bag of shit plumped up against a wall but after it was all over I started to think about it.
She probably wanted to have a picture with, if not a cool pose, any pose at all.

Still self-cringe whenever I think about the way I stood and how her face shifted from super-excited to disappointed.

>>9271600
lack of philtrum/center cleft, maybe?