/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8909080
Oh good lord

>>8909080
Fucking hell. I hope that man knows what he got himself into. More than that, I hope she sealed the makeup and facepaint properly.

>>8909159
Forget the man you know her in laws are rolling their eyes so hard it gave them mini heart attacks.

>>8909080
Is there a single Ariel cosplayer who doesn't think they're a real life Ariel? They're all so nuts.

>>8909080
>they told me
who did

who told you what to do on your wedding

>>8909211
Was wondering the same thing anon.like I'll be damned if someone is gonna tell me wtf I can and can't do on my wedding day.

>>8909211
I feel like it was some close relatives (mom, sister, aunt, something like that) saying stuff more like "this is an odd choice and it might be better for you not to do it because you'll probably regret it" but idiots like this always take comments like that as "wahh, they're so mean to me and trying to control what I do with my wedding :((("

Some shit that popped up on my newsfeed

>>8909080
how did the dress turn blue?

>>8909314
>catdemongirl
this has to be a parody

>>8909080
Ehh I'm sure all her friends and family know her well enough that her doing this isn't much of a surprise. It was probably even expected.

>>8909314
Anon, please tell me that this is a joke.

>>8909316
lighting + camera settings probably. sometimes depending on the time of day i've taken photos with my phone of white stuff where the balance gets off and instead of white they look blue

>>8909314
k-kawaii..

It looks like Ellie from borderlands 2 became a cosplayer...

>>8909080
I plan to get married in a cosplay wedding dress but this is just... cringy

>go to small college anime club con. Signed up for masquerade.
>older looking lady with some bad acne scars in wrinkly satin dress also participating. Is in same category as me.
>yay I took first in my category.
>lady in satin dress approaches me when the room starts to clear out.
>"well anon, you beat me fair and square. I'll get you next time." *shakes hand*
>oh god I hope that never happens again
>show up to small con's masquerade about a month later.
>same lady is there and won't stop fucking cracking the same goddamn joke of "you're not my mom" every time judges try to explain rules to us.
>"hello again anon. I'm winning this time."
>she doesn't place again.
>saunters out
Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

>>8909314
this reminds of when people post photos of themselves but then talk about everything thats wrong with their face in the photo as some awkward way to get people to compliment them..

>>8909080
She'll regret it
>>8909314
Please be a joke
>>8909600
Thought it was harry potter idk

>>8909600
This isn't that bad or cringey though. Yeah her body isn't great and she picked an unflattering outfit but it looks pretty decently constructed and it's not like she's ugly, lumpy, or gross.

>>8909634
Keked and rekt
But how old was she?
And who thinks it's cool to say you're not my mom?

>>8909600
Body isn't that great. Construction is fine. She's not ugly. The wig looks nice. Fat doesn't mean bad or cringe.

>>8909316
I think its an Ombre dress

>>8909314
A sad, fat catdemongirl with no friends

>>8909686
I would say she is mid thirties? Acne scaring could be making her look older.

>>8909314
let me just spend an entire paragraph talking about all the things this outfit doesn't have.

>>8909823
That's about worse. Jesus I wonder what went through her head.

>>8909600
She's got a pretty cute face, yeah. All she'd have to do is pick something more fitting for her figure honestly. Could be actually GOOD. Hardly cringe thread worthy.

>>8909600
How are people not finding this burlap sack constricted tootsie roll cringe worthy? I may be a little biased due to cosplaying Yang myself but this cosplay is ass. Shit cosplay is cringey wtf
Or is this just a case of whale bretheren sticking up for each other
>I gotcha blowhole sistaaa! You look so fine you krill me!

>>8909202
I'm glad I'm not the only one that has encountered perpetually crazy Ariel cosplayers. Good thing I love Vanessa.

>>8909314
>i have literally nothing from my weird OC cosplay
>but here's my weird OC "cosplay"
Please share more from her.

>>8910126
vendetta harder?
There's no 'lol omigawd it's perf' circle jerking going on, everyone has admitted she's got the wrong bodyshape but she's clearly put effort into the cosplay - it's not some shiney satin mess with a partycity wig claiming to be the best ever cosplay.

I don't really know the character well, is it cringey they're not wearing pants and have a midriff? Have they overly sexified the caracter to show their skin? Sorry anon, it's just not that cringey. Stop hatin' for dumb reasons and go to a nitpick thread.

>>8910371
this is the character so no, the cosplay is actually pretty accurate in that regard

>>8909685
Are you blind? Or do you just live in a hideous place where this is actually considered okay?

>>8909703
Fat makes both cringe and is related to bad things a la systematic science. So yes, fat is associated with cringe and bad, especially when you lack so little shame to put on an outfit 10 sizes too small for you. It shows lack of self awareness, which tends to not go well with fashion when you need to be self aware of what you look like and come across

>>8909198
I hate to be this person, but almost everyone else in that picture appears to be wearing masquerade masks, or other stupid things on their heads. So I think the whole theme might have been lame costuming. The in-laws were probably wearing masks too.

>>8910371
Not person you're responding to, but claiming vendetta is ridiculous. Claiming vendetta is like claiming jealousy, that fatty cakes has nothing to be jealous of

>>8910471
I see maybe one person that looks like they might be wearing a mask or something on their head. I don't see what you're seeing.

>>8909685
>lumpy
Not at all!

>>8909600
cosplay is pretty great, also id shag her she doesnt look that bad at all

>>8910473
She may not be jealous of that fat cosplayer, but >>8910126
sounds like a snobby jerk. "Maybe I'm a little biased due to cosplaying buttsex myself" - subtext "My cosplay was amazing, perfect and wonderful, so obviously I'm the authority on whether or not this is a shitty cosplay."

>>8910489
Well, that pic is blurry as hell. I won't fault you for that, but I definitely see three people wearing masks for sure.

Found this gem on Instagram.
Tagged with #amateurmodel and #gothiclolita

Just....no.

>>8910126
It's mostly an accurate cosplay, she's just fat.
And most people can excuse the fatness because they can tell the design isn't off, she put in effort, and facially she's not hideous.
She also had the courtesy of wearing some kind of spanx to cover her gut too. So she's also minimally self-aware than most other fatties.

Honestly, you sound triggered.

>>8909600
where is her belly button?

>>8910582
Is she pregnant?

>>8910611
She's wearing some sort of nude bodysuit.

>>8909211
Probably whoever is paying for it

>>8910616
Nope. Just fat.

>>8909600
If a cosplayer of a more accurate build (slim, curvy) wore this it'd be accepted as bad instantly. But because it's a fatty the inaccuracies, the ill-fitting garments, the thin wig, the off colours, the missing details are all excused? Because she's aware she has an orbital pull and proud and that's something to celebrate these days?
Gulls wtf happened to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgc0EO9MNMY

>>8910582
She looks so old. I think it's a combination of the hair, the fat and the bad lighting, but damn, she looks 30.

>>8910839
>so old
>30

Come on now.

>>8910703
It's not a bad cosplay, she's just a fattie. But even by hamwhale standards it's not very offensive.
>WEH IF SHE WERE ATTRACTIVE AND THIN U ALL WOULD H8 IT
This doesn't happen though, if anything attractive girls get even more praise.
Exhibit A: Jessica Nigri.
Now if you're ugly, you might have a point.

>>8909080
Thumbnail made me think this would be zombie bride Ariel or something. This could have been gorgeous without that stupid makeup even if she used a cheap satin corset. That crown is amazing though she probably paid out the ass for it on etsy.

>>8910941
>jnig
>praise
holy shit how new are you? ive seen one person on here that actually likes her, and they might have been a troll

>>8910839

she's 22.
I think genetics were unkind to her and her horrific fashion sense.

I found my composition notebook from my weeaboo ages... Interested?

>clean out old ass computer
>find files from 11-15 years ago
>dear god the cringe from just the file names and what I thought would make publish worthy fan fiction
>forgot I took "sexy pics" for my then boyfriend; I'm such a retard in these pics, what the fuck was I thinking and what the hell did I think was sexy back then to produce this shit?
>old InuYasha yaoi
>old school techno
>over 100 DDR songs and anime OP's
>apparently I never deleted my old eBay pics - I wanna die from my fashion sense back then
Anyone else unearth shit you thought was lost to the BSoD forever?
>NGL, burned all that music to some CD's and weebed out in the car and enjoyed every moment of it

>>8911280
>Panda Express
Top kek right there ma nigga.

>>8911280
Omg that Panda Express sticker
I'm dead

Yes, I'm interested anon

>>8911280
As weird as it sounds, weeb stuff like this makes me feel warm and fuzzy? haha

Definitely interested

>>8911283

I too found a memory card like this, filled with pictures of chubby legs stuffed in stockings and the such.


>>8911286
>>8911294
>>8911302

Aight, how should I share this? Picture of the page+written if it's too difficult to decipher? It's not gonna be til after dinner though.

>>8910839
>so old
>30

aww man....

>>8911280
Are you a girl? You are right?

>>8911283
eurgh, that's awakened some memories.
>old laptop stopped working
>buy new one instead of fixing ancient one
>10ish years later (now) way better with technology, decide to see what i had on the ancient one
>awkward 'sexy' pictures
>was underage
>hundreds and hundreds of documents of fan fiction, shit tons of self-insert one (mostly fma)
>fanfiction gets less self insert, more teh yaois :3 uke seme shit as time goes on
>read a few sentences of some and want to die
>Images mostly front covers of yaoi saved from mangafox

kind of wish i had saved some of the more hilariously bad fanfiction to post anonymously, and nice to see how far ive come
>still writing incredibly gay fanfiction
>at least i know how dicks work now

>>8911332
30 isn't that old but if she's 22 you'd expect her to look less like a single mom reliving her teenage glory days.

>>8910839
You must be 18ish. Unless you've spent the last ten years smoking and working outside, 30 looks almost exactly like 25.

>>8911411
She looks like a 40 year old single mother who's edgy teen dressed them up. That haircut and glasses aren't doing them any favors, but it's sad because I'm sure they could look lovely otherwise.

>>8911444
Listen to the trips.

Hope this is made up, but Christ the cringe if it's real.

>>8911465
if you want cringe, that girl's it

>>8909314
>some used cat calling on me
100% happened

>>8911280
I did this exact same thing to all my notebooks so I went looking. Sadly I didn't find them but I DID find my naruto fanny pack that I actually bought with my own limited allowance and wore in public on several occasions.

>>8909314
closet cosplaying your own oc

>>8910949
>implying jnig doesn't have a massive following of people who give her $200k a year to show tits and make inaccurate costumes just bc she's fap fodder
But yeah, only gull opinions matter.

>>8911350
On the computer business...
>cleaning out my facebook messages
>find message from around 2011
>sent to Iruma Rioka (unofficial page) saying I'm her biggest fan, in English, with shit grammar and :3 emoticons
Also,
>going back to old deviantart
>shit chibi yaoi drawings made in Corel
>hetalia self insert gender swapped OC for gakuen role play group
>"Totally crushing on France-sensei"
>used that name in my tumblr uke fujoshit phase
And in school....
>Used to read 18+ doujin in class
>shameless fujoshit + other shameless friend
>used to dress like a boy
>Hitting people with books "totally anime"
>Pairing classmates

I don't want to reminisce but at least I have revindicated myself.

>>8911465
what the fuck, we have problems with people stealing the flowers from my gramps grave and I always assumed it was some kids, adults think this is perfectly ok too?

>>8911595
not only that, but incorrectly closet cosplaying your own oc

>>8911444
You forget, most girls here think you look old if you don't look 12.

>>8911623
Oh god, I was massive fujoshit at school too, but nobody else was...somehow my group of friends were all very nice, normal people. So i took it upon myself to explain concepts to them.
>the uke is the one receiving tee heeee
>hes the kawaii one :3

Whenever i meet up with those friends/bump into others who i went to school with I have like this low level simmering anxiety that theyre going to bring something up about it.

>>8909609
you are also cringy

>>8910468
honey, I know you probably buy all of your cosplays and think you're tough shit because you don't have to put in any effort to be decent at anything because you aren't
but
gulls actually pay attention to how things are made, and care about the construction. either you've got a BAD case of newfag, or you're just a fucking idiot.
try again, and get the sand out of your vagina this time.

>>8911596
>But yeah, only gull opinions matter.
Yes, because that's what was being discussed you fucking autist

>>8911623
>>Used to read 18+ doujin in class
>>shameless fujoshit + other shameless friend

God, that reminds me... my fujoshit friend nicknamed me the "porn peddler" since I brought yaoi doujins to school in high school to pass around to interested parties. A friend bought me a yaoi manga that she saw at a con once, because, "They had sex on every other page, and I thought of you." It was nice that it was a joke. I was way more into different doujin artists' takes on characters than I ever was into the sex, so it was a running joke but still cringe.

But the best cringe story related to this is about a guy I knew in middle and high school:
> super tall flamingly gay black guy
> freshman year of high school, we shared Spanish class
> he kept trying to get me to RP yaoi with him.
> I found it super awkward and his writing was really lousy
> not interested
> so he roleplayed by himself?
> He paired people in our ROTC program together
> then forgot the RP notebook in the ROTC classroom
> assistant principal showed up at Spanish class to collect him for, well, address the issue

I don't know what went down, but that always made me cringe, even back then.

>>8912061
Sorry your victim complex kinda backfired on you autismo, but plenty attractive people get away with shit on cgl. It's called a halo effect.

>>8909314
Those look more like bat ears than cat ears. Bizarrely enough though, they match the size of her weight so they balance each other out (I'm just imagining what she'd look like if she was a bean pole with those on)

But I feel shame for my old weeaboo self from back then when I too had a cat-demon OC. Thank god I didn't wear cat ears and a tail like her though.

>>8912231
i dunno why but I find the fat one oddly endearing

>>8912061
>>8912236
>autism autism autism
>weh weh weeeeeh

both of you are cringe

>>8912231
I mean pink and red clash so the outfit is ita but it's not really cringy

>>8912233
Is there some context here I'm missing?

>>8912231
>>8912233
I can't help but find them so cute. Like they clearly know how to coord and just love the fashion. I know you're angry half-white housewife-chan, but I really love this spirit in lolita.

>>8912231
>>8912233
these are adorable how dare you

I would totally dress my grandma up in classic but she's a lot chubbier than me so it's not going to happen. she likes my dresses so far and it makes me happy as fuck

>>8909609
why anon why

talking shit because your jealous of nigri and then taking a pic with her

>>8909080
>>8909097
>>8909202
>>8909211
>>8909316
you guys are just coming across as bitter cat ladies enjoy your cat piss i guess

>>8912443
This is salt not cringe.

I came for cringe and I'm leaving disappointed y'all. It's a furry, fatties with actually nice clothes and vendettas the best you can do?

CAT-DEMON OC AND FUJOSHIT PHASE THREAD!
I had a massive chuuni phase, it was late 2005 and the hype was all around Naruto.
>fujoshit eight-grader, just discovered yaoi
>too scared to look at actual sex so kissing and cute stuff was enough
>discover the wonders of /cm/
>shipped all the guys in my class and secretly inserted them in my totally yaoi but totally Christian fanfictions
>my first OC was created for the sole purpose of being everyone's sex slave
>his outfit was closet enough for me to fakeboi cosplay him without mom lecturing me about it
Fast-forward to 2007
>still underage weeb shit
>school had a strict uniform policy, got busted several times wearing detached sleeves, Naruto headbands, arms wrapped around in bandages
>crush hard on a guy but could never approach him
>discover /y/
>quickly lost the fear of penis I had
>got gay friends to RP some FMA yaoi with me via Msn Messenger
>among chibi Narutos were a few yaoi shitty drawings that I posted on DeviantArt
>mom rummages through my computer, finds out
>computer lost forever
I found the backup HDD of that computer a few months ago. Every drawing I flipped through was a cringe that broke more teeth than I actually have.

>>8912524
What does any of this have to do with cat ladies?
>>8912231
>>8912233
This will be me when I'm older. You can't stop me.
I hate the pink shoes too, but other than that I love these ladies. They are probably really awesome.

>>8912524
sorry not sorry someone posted you :^)

>>8912524
Wow i wonder if your the bride in the OP's post? Sorry, but yeah it's cringe, sorry it just is, mostly because of the make up to be honest, it's weird and in a couple years you'll regret having all your wedding photos with you in shitty green face paint.

>>8912524
I imagine someone so tone deaf that they dress in a tacky character costume for their own wedding is also more likely to be deluded to think their cat piss rugs give their homes a 'rustic' smell.
I have a partner and no cats. Though I'm sure even cat ladies would want a wedding with some semblance of taste. Want to have another shot in the dark at an insult?

>>8912524
Not a cat lady, had a wedding too, it was classy instead of this tacky cringe. You'll look back on it in 5 years and wish you had some nice pictures that aren't confused for a shitty halloween party.

>>8912233
This is absolutely not any more cringey than 20-year-old women wearing lolita.

>>8912524
Congrats on your wedding :))

>>8912233
Fat asians are so cute.

>>8909211
>>8909220
>>8909283
>>8910659Considering it was in Disneyland judging by the background, the staff, I guess.

>>8912719
didn't disneyland banned people from dressing up as disney characters in their park.

>>8911280
takoyaki secretary cat sticker is cute I'm jealous

>>8909670
Hahaha best

The entire "creepy people" or whatever thread.
>>8908835
both sides that are arguing are stupid

>>8911280
I still collect those rice candy stickers

>>8911283
I'm still deleting posts off my Facebook.

>>8912737
You can wear a costume to Disney on specific days. They have Halloween events.

>>8912568
This was painful from start to finish. I feel bad for you anon.

>>8912571
>>8912600
>>8912616
>>8912639
>>8912641
>>8912661
love it salty single women that will die alone judging others

>>8912268
same, anon. she looks like she'd be super sweet, like an auntie

>>8913304
Not anymore. One of the US parks has now banned anyone over 14 being in costume, including the Halloween event.

>single women
HAHAHAHAHAA

>>8909211
it might be a reference to a meme
>they told me i could become anything

>>8909314
>of course i got a lot of attention
the star of the night!!

>>8909080
if she didn't go with shit makeup this would've been fine.

>mfw you want to do a cosplay wedding but have no idea how you could do so with KH.

https://youtu.be/E-UYkeQ68t0

>>8912524
>>8913430
You're embarrassing yourself hun.

>>8911586
Omg this is golden i love it

>>8913874
i dont know who beckii cruel is, but this is just the most basic ass makeup ever

>>8909080
Oh god why...
Why do you want to be a Zombie Ariel on your wedding day?

>>8913880
You tried i hope you enjoy your 12 cats

>>8913893
what is google; she's a UK Pop idol here's her wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beckii_Cruel

>>8913912
Sure am. They're all happy.

>>8913919
i dont care who the person is, nor was i asking. my main point is that this just looks like every basic makeup look in the world, its not at all special or in need of a tutorial

>>8913874

>mike wazowski

why do people arrange closeups like this??

>the larme kei tag on tumblr
How can anyone fuck up larme kei? It's borderline normie fashion and very toned down, but it seems like tumblr trend jumpers think it's just lolita or fairy kei but puffier. I have yet to see a single good coord on tumblr that isn't a page from a magazine or from a model's instagram

>>8912183
Not that anon. But damn, you're so me back then. Lol

>>8914049
It's grannie in the morning fashion she is wearing.

>>8914049
POST MORE

>>8914049
That skirt is pretty cute. Im interested in seeing this without the awful robe thing.

>>8914049
sparetire-chan always seems to hit the nail on getting it wrong

>>8913912
>you tried
nah
enjoy the divorce when your husband leaves you for some young ass 5 years from now when your special snowflake-ness isn't endearing anymore

>>8913667
Disneyland or Disneyworld?
I was planning to hit up Disneyland for Halloween with a friend

If you aren't interested in the enviroment is important part skip t 3:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl4y-r9i408

>>8911680
>>8912424

its not like i'm having a cosplay themed wedding or anything.
Nor am I cosplaying a character. I just like the design of certain wedding dresses from my boyfriend and I's favorite shows/games

If you still consider that cringy, I'm sorry that my personal choices for my wedding upset you.

>>8914123
stop reading feminist blogs telling you men are evil

>>8912568
Anon, I feel you.
I went through a weird oversexualised period of time when I was younger where I'd watch hentai and read lemon boy x boy don't like don't read :) fics
>still mortified that my mother found out

A few years later and I was more into long, plot-driven fics
>go to school
>leave fic tab open since it's pretty innocent
>mum goes to use the computer
>scrolls through the fic
>in that fucking chapter there's the first sex scene
>devastated and also told her she spoiled the fic for me

I mean, she put on a movie for us to watch in about 2004 and I think it may have been Cold Mountain and there was a pretty explicit sex scene in it and that was just as awful. I never got my computer rights taken away from me, though, I just got told to stop.

I was so cringe back in the day, though. I'm sleeping in my old room from then and there's still some animu posters on the wall, but the embarassing ones are gone, the art's actually pretty cool on the ones I left up.

>>8914137

Same, anon. I think that doing something like a sailor moon or madoka wedding would be cute, and easy enough to make subtle.

>>8914126
Disneyland

>>8914138
When half of marriages fail, plus Ariel being someone who forces her hobby into everything, yes, my point was that men are evil

good show

>>8909685
Dude, this isn't unflattering, the cosplay she's wearing is at less 2 sizes to small and all her fat is collected in het belly/hip era because of it. If you don't think that's bad, than get a brain check.

>>8914164
that's fine men will leave you alone to fade away covered in cat piss just don't complain on your way out

>>8914206
>cats cat cat pee
you have no idea how hurtful this is, having pets is such a bad thing, you're right

it's dog pee though, hth :^)

>cosplay ariel, a fishbitch, at your wedding
>so fixated on cats
you wanna tell us something sarah? did a cat touch you in a bad spot?

>>8914206
Shhh, guys, I think she's trying to tell us something
What if people that don't care about marriage aren't lonely virgins forgotten by the world? Sounds crazy, I know!

>>8909080

Hmm zombie Ariel-chan would have looked delightful if she had ditched the blue make up and kept the skin jewels to a minimum and one color.

The wig, her other make up, and the purple trim all look pretty nice. Just should have reined it in on the make up.

>>8909600
This could have looked better if she modified it to be more flattering on her.
Jacket longer, pull up the skirt, longer bike shorts.

>>8910582
Yeesh. I am so glad what when I was experimenting we didn't have good camera phones to record every hideous outfit. Honestly this looks like newb territory. She'll look back on this in a couple years and cringe. She'll get better.

>>8911283
>>NGL, burned all that music to some CD's and weebed out in the car and enjoyed every moment of it

I went through some of my old music and I am like...yeah yeah I still like this. They'll all go one my ipod or phone eventually.

>>8914049
I'm going over there and chopping off a foot and a half of that robe thing. If it ended where the skirt did or slightly above it it might be cute.
How do people fuck up proportions like that?

If PT is the queen of cosplay, then Zombie Ariel must be the queen of cats and marriage. Specifically cats.

>>8914151
I'd love to see a madoka wedding.
everyone and there mother has already done sailor moon imo

>>8914206
I like how this one pathetic anon keeps whining we are all awful and terrible, but she herself has been the single most obviously toxic person. Lack of self-awareness, half-white housewife?

>>8914206
>when you feel so much shame for the world laughing at your wedding you have to call everyone else single cat ladies
I wonder what character you'll cosplay for your second wedding when he's sick of your bat shit crazy

>>8914248
>>8914255
Just trying to get you guys to live a happy life but okay go live in misery just keep the complaining down

>>8914260
no one here is miserable you dumb fish

I suddenly feel where housewife-chan is coming from, I am laughing my ass of here at these not-even-halfbaked "insults"

Is this like the autism Olympics? Some fucks still have their Ohayocon bracelets on.

>>8914319
I've seen this in MCM groups. Several months later and people show their gross crusty wristbands.

Others try to one up them with their wrists laden with filthy pieces of paper and plastic.

>>8909080
she literally looks like a drowning victim

>>8909080
But every thread in /cgl/ is cringe.

>>8911586
>naruto
>fanny
>pack

This one is my favorite.

Just when you think it can't get any worse.

>>8914692
What's wrong with this? Besides that it's jnigs

>>8914697
I think it is just lignerie.
At least her employees make some kind of "armor" on her undies but not this time

>>8914697
Slut forgot her cosplay. It's a coswhore trend that keeps getting excused because porn is an art form!!1!

>>8914692
>>8914697
>trying to be 'sexy'
>has to wear the stupid gauntlet to be recognizable
>lazy as fuck panties aren't even sexy/don't even match

why? i don't get it at all. and seriously? she's tugging her panties off with a spiky gauntlet? because impalement is so sexy! lets just hope she doesn't cup some poor guys balls with the wrong hand!

this shit is getting worse and worse and this isn't even executed well in the slightest.

>>8914692

>>8915038
I don't think she wore this for a convention. Private photoshoot?

>>8915053
does that really matter? she doesn't get a free pass just because it wasn't on a con floor. she was happy enough about it to get a photoshoot and put the pics up. yet it looks like zero effort was even put into the 'lingerie aspect' let alone anything else.

tfw no qt gull gf to talk shit about strangers and make mixtapes with

>>8914692
Just so everyone knows, this is the character.

>>8915060
It's still cringe but I have plenty of friends who do 'fetish versions' of characters in bikini's or gym uniforms, cosplay has become that way for many individuals. I'd assume someone who bought their own tits with fan's money would also take Cosplay Deviant like photos.

I don't know what this is but I'm scared.

>>8915107
it just a whore

>>8914692
>tfw you lose the motivation to even make the cookie cutter worbla bras
she couldn't even bedazzle the bra like she usually does?

>>8914692
Lmao she's such a stupid whore. At least slut pikachu kinda made sense, since they don't wear clothes anyway. This though? So dumb.

>>8914692
At this point I think she does it to piss people off because she knows it will sell and it will piss people off. I love Nigri because at this point she just rolls with the punches like these. And, frankly, I love Veigar. I don't give a fuck what kind of Veigar cosplay it is. I love me some yordles.

>>8915075
i think you're missing the point of my comment. it was that this is much much worse than her usual shit.

>>8909314
Wowza.

>>8909080
With smaller cabochons and a lighter green this could be a decent concept.

>>8909600
>>8910582
Are playing, 'Fat or pregnant'?

>>8911645
A fair amount of older moms (40s-50s) do this for scrapbooking and such.

>>8913874
She looks like a Waardenburg's Syndrome kid

>>8914246
Seen it and it's amazing
Ariel should learn from thrm

>>8914697
Her bra is at least six cup sizes too small and she forgot her costume.

>>8915272
Wtf is this supposed to be?!

can we post some actual cringe? most of this was just either weeaboo stories or bad cosplay. i wanna see terrible weeb videos and shit!

>>8913667
That sucks. Some people probably did something to ruin it for everyone else.

>>8915277
some classics
https://youtu.be/lZNg7Orqxwo
https://youtu.be/lA3cGbvU014
https://youtu.be/onyFMJJ6ji8
https://youtu.be/f-7FMlmHnA8
https://youtu.be/yKDZ4KJkjao
https://youtu.be/ZJOOdTaX6_o

>>8915322
thank you fine anon!

>>8915072
Ohh
I thought it was some form of oc. Well then

>>8915131
Funny part is I'm pretty sure she just buys those types of bras at Victoria's Secret so 0 effort in that

>>8915107
We get it, you don't like her

>>8914137
A Sakizou wedding dress would be incredible.

this shit popped up on my feed earlier and i legit have no clue what it's trying to convey...

>>8914049
ugh this sjw special snowflake she always is shyte

>>8909600
ah there we go

>>8915452
Girls can be nerds too!!!

One of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xA0ZHEwU2Q

>>8915322
Sometimes I think about the fact that I know the two who got married in the Homestuck video.
Cringe to the max, anons.

>>8915452
Girls can eat all your pizza and pose with children's lightsabers.

Finding this thread took what feels like a physical weight from my back.

Oh the cringe of my younger years... it wasn't quite weeb related but in a way it was worse because I had nobody to relate to. But shit man, I was so into the punk and gothic lolita.Still kinda am. Though less lolita.

It's so nice to know that I'm not alone. Here's some oc cringe from my personal collection.

Catharsis.

>>8915272
sad drunk fairy dad

>>8915722
How are they doing now?

>>8915789
It hurts so good
Thanks for the chuckle

>>8912231
>>8912233
Fucking fabulous, I love everything about this. Some aspects of their outfits could be improved but shit, if I had half their confidence

>>8914049
This girl is so painful. Around Halloween, she was complaining that it wasn't fair how witches were portrayed in costumes and the media. She was a "wiccan" and didn't like how witches were portrayed as evil/ugly since she was so spiritual. She deleted it but man... How delusional.

>>8914049
It's not near as good as the other one but here's one tagged under "lolita." This girl gives me the creeps. She gives off this ageplayer vibe and frequently talks about doing childish things associated with ageplay.

>>8915951
Yet again another appearance of the ever so common sugary carnival replica.

>>8914319
This is really common where I live since all of our conventions use wristbands, though I'm kind of hoping most people stretch them out and take them off between conventions.

>>8915951
is she wearing a shower curtain??

>>8909670
>tfw I pick apart my own photos
It's not to get compliments, though. It's because I want people to know that I'm aware how flawed I am, so I don't come off as full of myself, because I'm so insecure that I have to let others know I'm insecure so that they don't assume I'm too confident and hate me for it.

>>8915951

>>8909634
Sounds like a poke' rival to me.

>>8912231
Saving this to my inspo folder.

These ladies are so cute! I hope I look this good when I am older, but I've just noticed a wrinkle appearing so who knows. Happy birthday to me I guess

>>8915967
Sorry to tell you. But people respect self cobfidence more than insecurity.

>>8916099
People respect confidence, but not narcissism, and it's a fine line sometimes. I'm always afraid I'll be perceived as being over that line, so I try to point out flaws while also saying at least one thing I like about the picture and keep it balanced, because I'm a neurotic mess.

>>8914692
I actually find this pretty funny because I can imagine an assistant or whatever helping her get that spiky fucking thumb into the panties.
What won't you do for sweet nerd exploitation cash?

>>8915051
underrated post

How to do your own Shirahoshi cosplay in a shape of a pillowcase
"you can hotglue it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBYF9V6GPoI

>>8915951
Why does she insist on making it look like she's wearing a muumuu?

>>8916088
I know that feel anon
I have wrinkles under my eyes and I'm 18
Fuck genetics right?

>>8913974
Same desu I'm jelly of her cats though, I still haven't gotten a photo of snowy >>8913912

>>8916426
>Fuck genetics right?
I know that feel. Found my first gray hair when I was 28. I'm 30 now and I've found a couple more. I was hoping I wouldn't have to deal with this sort of thing for another few years.

>>8916448
>has gotten grey hair since I was 15
Dunno what to tell you, anon. I do think having white hair is pretty cool though. A girl I know had a strip of naturally white hair and she would style it.

>>8915322
>https://youtu.be/onyFMJJ6ji8
Good lord above

Fresh off the presses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epp-rSbk24o

>>8916519
Those eyebrows.

>>8916519
>there is no way for plus-sized people to fit in these clothes.
It's called losing weight.
Also, why is her face just covered in glitter?

>>8916519
Honestly, at least she's open about it being replica and not actual brand. It's much more infuriating when big girls claim brand when it can't be anything other than replica.

(Yes, some do that for god knows whatever reason.)

>>8916519
>Lawl-ita
>Bawt
>Gawt

Shut up.

>>8916519
I'm a size 16 fatty fat fatass, this bimbo has zero excuses.
>the choice was either bodyline or replica
Orrr you could have just altered the brand? You can pay people to alter brand for you. And it's not like a size 18 is some impossible size to alter for. If you're poor, just admit it.

>there's no way for plus size people to fit these clothes
I'm 5'3 and I weigh over 200 pounds this year. I ballooned massively and I still fit my shirred angelic pretty and altered brand. Yeah I'll have a difficult time finding shit from Baby, but I buy their bags and accessories and support them in other ways. Also some brands like Maxicimam have plus size lines that would fit up to a US 20.
There are indie brands who do custom sizes.
There's even a plus size tumblr blog that lists dresses that will cater to plus size measurements.
>if AP made my size I would invest in them
Uh, you can still buy shoes, accessories, bags, merch...wtf. None of that is waistline-dependent.


I wish this girl would just admit this isn't about sizing, this is about her being a poorfag. I'm a fat fuck but even cgl doesn't shitpost me.
I'm offended and I'm not a skinny girl. Should I comment?

>>8916600
Examples of altered brand for big girls?

>>8916600
Do it. She may or may not take it well but it should be said.

>>8916600
>>8916625
Someone already did.

>>8916173
Or just don't say anything at all. Just say "I had a good day today" as a text together with it, the subject doesn't have to be the picture of you - it's just an extra.

You just look like an idiot if you criticize your own picture - why post a selfie if you don't like it? There is someone like that in my circle of friends and most of us finds that incredibly annoying because even it really looks like you are fishing for compliments even if you don't mean it.

>>8911280
I just threw all mine away how dare you make me remember what a weeb loser I was

>>8916519
I'm a super fatty chan and I found some pieces from off brand that fit me find. Fattys and poor people are the worst when it comes to bitching

>>8916519
>"I'm like a size 18, there's people who are bigger than me"
fucking amerifats, why can't you lose weight.

>>8916600
Honestly I'm not fond of fatties altering brand. I'm sick of seeing prints I want secondhand only for them to be altered to fit whales only.

>>8915452
So NeRdY~! Pizza>EVURTHANG!

XD XD XD

>>8909202
I kinda do that.
I only cosplay characters that I feel super connected to, usually. To the point where I get kinda salty when other people do it, because I feel like they aren't as passionate.
It's the most dumbfuck autistic trait, wish I could force it away.

>>8916519
She didn't even consider Handmade. geez.

>>8916519
Why do people feel the necessity to explain themselves about things? Like, who cares?

>>8916975
Don't get that detached from reality and you'll realize a lot more than someone else dressing as your favorite character. You think the creators lose sleep on their shit becoming mainstream? Nope. That was apart of the plan.

>>8916975
Do you have an in character ask blog? That's the line in the sand. When you cross it you're autistic.

>>8917075

For cosplay? Fuck no. I had some RP blogs, but they were 2D

>>8916622
Not that anon, but they often add extra shirring to make the dress a bit bigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
*holds up spork*
No, really I think we found her, teh penguin of doom is real.

>>8917206
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>8917206
ayyy lmao

this kid is like, twelve, but the fact that they got so vitriolically angry over someone having the idea to cosplay the character that constantly carries around a pink bunny in a pink bunny kigu astounds me... kids really need to use common sense before they do cringe stuff like this

>>8914149
Ah man, weirdly oversexual kid years. When I was 11 or 12, I used to get off to a lot of child porn of little girls with older men, and justified it by saying that there was no way that they were going to haul a little asian girl off to prison for life for it. In retrospect, no one would have believed me, and I could have ruined my parents entire life. Fuck.

>>8917247

>tfw you still find age differences hot in fiction
>tfw legal adult now
>tfw friends constantly talk about how disgusting age differences are and how any fictional porn (erotica, hentai, etc) is hurting actual children

i mean, its a 3dpd thing for me
i love age differences in erotica and hentai but irl i consider it wrong
but i still feel like im some kind of shitty, creepy pedophile

>>8910507
nah man
if they're fat and cosplaying a character
and their character isn't fat
then guess what

their cosplay

is suck

It's like the Peridot's wig is trying to run away from them

>>8917198
>484 up votes
>over 2,000 downvotes

>>8917247
During my oversexual kid years I got into Pokephilia. No interest in it now and I'm not even a furry, but for a few years I only looked at Pokemon porn.

>>8917410

>>8915272
I don't know what this is supposed to be, but for some reason I kind of dig it.

>>8916387
Somehow, I knew who this was before I clicked the link.

>>8915275
Badly executed Jinx maybe? That's what came to my mind first.

>>8916387
>Cardboard Tail

.... The fuck?

>>8917530
>>8917516
>>8916387
Now, talking about Yumi King....
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Yuhan0426
This shit is embarassing

>>8917607
>Don't mind I will go to school after marriage
>Will end up a housewife anyway
Seems like she just wants someone to support her.
She is actually cute though, so she probably got a lot of messages from "gentlemen".
>I plan to get married by Christmas, 2015. ^^
I wonder how that turned out.

>>8917607
Holy shit, she's 24? I thought she was like 12 jfc

>>8916781
Lolita isn't a commune. People can do what they want with their clothes. Maybe if you can't fit the measurements you should get the brand altered to fit you, it's easier and cheaper to alter for smaller than bigger measurements :^)

>Getting ready for le photoshoot!

>>8917909
JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH

>>8917607
>You enjoy I make new things every day.
>You DO NOT play video games.

this made me laugh a lot

>>8911555
"used catcalling on me"

>>8915421
>>8915131
She's getting old and tired. She's like..meh. At least it's the same color.

>>8917990
It's super effective!

>>8917909
...
Okay, you won

>be 13 or so
>Go to first con, buy naruto headband
>wear it to school every day
>climb trees, pretend to be a ninja
>took photos with a friend where I was up a tree, pretending to be sasuke, doing those hand signal things
>used to run around with my arms behind me thinking it was cool
Good Lord.

>>8917863
You know what's easiest AND cheapest? For fattychans to lose weight so no one has to alter anything. Not to mention they'll actually look decent in lolita for once.

>>8918116
I found a pic. What was I thinking.

>>8916387
Isn't she wearing the bra upside down..?

>>8918131
Oh lord. I used to do that at my local mini golf when I was a major weeb...trees and everything.

>>8917247
Wait anon, so you used to to watch actual childporn? Or was it just ageplay? Either way thats kinda messed up with you being so young.......parents really need to pay attention to what their kids do online

>>8917206
I honestly think this would be really cute if it wasn't for all the photoshop
What a shame

>>8917607
>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Yuhan0426
>Chinese spoiled single brat want husband so she can suck him dry out of his wallet.
Nothing new.

>>8917198
>flannel shirt over bag
>the guy that says "no" after her epic meme drop

Where do you guys find these gems? Holy shit, thank you for posting

>>8918124
And what if they want to look cute while losing weight? They have every right to do what they want with their own property.

>>8918281
>Trying to find reasoning on /cgl/
Oh lmao.

>>8917219
sometimes the simple comments make you kek the most.

>>8918124
actually for a fatty to go to a gym and eat right it probably would cost more than the alteration costs of a dress

https://youtu.be/fvozYm3S-kw

a classic

>>8918343
getting OT here but you don't have to do either of those things to lose weight? eat less and get off your ass sometimes and you'll lose weight. 0 cost.

>>8918343
you don't have to go to the gym to lose weight.....
and eating right isn't as expensive as people try to make it seem

>>8911330
just post page by page

>>8918124
Cry harder. If you don't like alterations then you can either pay to have them altered to your fit or move on and hopen for unaltered to pop up. Those are your options, entitledchan.

>>8918368
>>8918368
> This is just in! Doing exactly the same thing as I'm doing now will help me loose weight!

Sage for OT

>>8918281
If they want to look cute while losing weight they can dress for their size like every other fucking person. Don't buy brand you can't fit in then have a meltdown when the 90cm bust somehow doesn't fit your 130cm battering ram chest. Buy indie or shirred pieces. We've been over this.
>They can do whatever they want it's their house weh weh weh
Yeah, so how about don't put it online unless you want people to tell you you look like shit. Wear whatever you want, but acknowledge that if you look bad people will say that you look bad and either take it in stride or don't put anything out there at all.
It's not hard, once you get Tumblr out of your system.

>>8917253
m8

>>8918457
>Don't buy brand you can't fit in then have a meltdown when the 90cm bust somehow doesn't fit your 130cm battering ram chest
Nobody fucking said this or that they should cram themselves into brand, you strawman dipshit.

>>8918124
Naw. It's pretty easy and cheap to have a dress altered. Cry more that a fat person owns a dress you want, I guess.

>>8918422
You're obviously not eating little enough/moving enough then. It's impossible for you not to lose weight if you're using more calories than you're consuming so cut down on the food a bit more and yes, you will lose weight. Most of weightloss is diet any way.

>>8917607
>6 things i could never do with out
>over 20 things
>lists sushi twice
>puts ^^(probably importance) on one and not the other.

>>8918488
>Most of weightloss is diet any way.
not true.

>>8918517
No, that's 100% true. Whether you want to lose weight, gain muscle, or both, it all starts in the kitchen.

>>8918517
>not true
true actually

>>8918520
lol no. I do weigh training and legit all you need to do is start. I lost 10lbs the first month and then am steadily losing a few more but gaining muscle mass and I didn't change any part of my diet. if I learned anything it's that most girls know nothing about weightloss because no one teaches us about it.

>>8918517
I think anon was talking about diet in the sense of what you are eating and portion sizes, and not "i will stop eating and lose weight with this diet!"

In the sense of your actual diet, what you are eating and your portion sizes, it honestly is that with most people. It's kind of shocking to see just how many people don't understand basic portioning and the food pyramid. They're over eating at meals, regularly eat junky things, and just don't understand the food pyramid essentially. I feel like nutrition should be something high schools go over.