/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>starts a creeper story thread
>has no story
nice one, anon.

>go to con with gf
>do couple cosplay
>crazy teenager in same cosplay as gf (different shade of wig being the major difference) follows us around talking about our pairing and how it's the best one and it's so cute and smexy that we're cosplaying it together as a real couple
>"Your presence validates my ship!"
>asks if we'd like "fanart" of our cosplays
>takes a pic "for reference," with gf and I in a dramatic/romantic pose
>asks for a pic with both of us after
>why not?
>"now one at a time!"
>agree, I go first
>start to do neutral pose, she grabs my ass
>like a sperg I yell Whoa, hands off the merchandise"
>kid says, "Did someone touch you?" all innocent-like
>try to cue my gf that we should disengage from the crazy now
>she takes the hint and we hit the hotel bar, half-expecting the kid will be waiting outside
>she's not
>we change into different cosplay, don't see crazy girl for the rest of con

Fast-forward to that Monday.

>crazy girl FB messages me her "fanart"
>it's really bad How to Draw Manga-tier, but I can tell from the height and size difference and the shade of wig that she drew herself with me
>block her

The end. Girlfriend still teases me about it.

>>8791707
Was she ugly?

>>8791640
I like to grope girls in crowded rooms. I just sort of duck out of the way and they think it's someone else. It's funny because I've been doing this for almost ten years and I've never been caught.

One time there was a girl wearing a particularly revealing costume with no panties and I got an entire finger into her pussy

I am the con creeper and I have many stories >:)

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>>8791762
I'd like to take 'shit that never happened' for 500.

>>8791762
Then you woke up

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bae pls don't be so mad that I get away with it that you have to post 4 samefag posts in a row

hopefully I get you next >:)

Not a creeper but man is it easy.

I go to Acen every year. For those who are familiar with this con, the main lobby kinda has two floors - up the escalator to the service desks and bar, and down the escalator to the main lobby area.

If you sit in the main lobby area and look up towards the floor where the service desks and bar are located, you can totally creepshot girls in stupid cosplay skirts. I've seen some shit.

>>8791742
Would have mentioned it if she was

>>8791783
>9 posters, 10 replies
Just go

>>8791792
>9 posters, 10 replies
>lies

If you're a good girl I'll tell some of my more exciting stories

my favorite times are always when the girl is clearly there with a boyfriend or some kind of friendzoned hanger-on, and they look around all angry and butthurt when they find out I took what I wanted from their girl

>>8791707
>like a sperg I yell Whoa, hands off the merchandise"

>>8791789
Fellow Acen goer- I know exactly what you're talking about. I tend to look upstairs when I'm on the lower level because I like to see if there's anyone I recognize or any cool cosplays, and it always startles me when I get an eyeful of someone's underwear instead. As someone who wears 'stupid cosplay skirts', it gives me more reason to wear safety shorts underneath.

>>8791762

More grope stories plz

>>8791792
If she wasn't ugly you should have turned it into 3way with you and gf.

This isn't con creeper this is beta cringe.

>>8791820
well, I can tell you about the riskiest thing I ever did - one time I saw some cute lolita girl in some stupid donut-covered skirt thing. so I got as close as I could to her without attracting attention (not that hard in a crowded room) and pulled my dick out but kept it underneath my cloak/cape (I was cosplaying as hellsing so I had a bright red one)

basically I jacked off and came on the donut skirt, and I hadn't cum in like a week so it was like 10 spurts. desu I was terrified she would notice but it was from behind and I guess you can't really feel anything in those, so she was oblivious. I bailed as soon as I was done and didn't get caught

>ITT: shitposters

>>8791871
You really need to work on your knowledge of male anatomy.

>>8792255
maybe you need to work on yours. what are you even talking about? did you not know that if you don't cum for awhile you shoot a lot more?

>>8791783
>bae plz

>>8791871
>cum on a stupid donut-covered skirt
It's cute how you're trying to tailor this into a male con creeper story but are just some lolita trying to get a people to pay attention to you.

>>8791871
>stupid donut-covered skirt thing
>like 10 spurts
Yeah.. okay.

>>8792455
it had donuts on it, I specifically chose her because I thought it would be funny to "frost" them with my cum

>>8792498
what? it's called a ten roper, happens all the time as long as I don't jack off for about a week or more. maybe your boyfriends have tiny little boy balls and can't produce that much, but I can

>>8791640
Thread's already trash. Best to just abandon ship.

>>8793071
Wow, it's amazing how this story is specifically tailored to piss off lolitas, in the easiest way possible.

>>8793071
lol youre so mad

>>8793138
is there something special about dresses with pastries on them that I'm supposed to know?

>>8793151
what? why would I be mad? idgi

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