/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

pyramid head.

>>8713956
sexy headless horseman

>>8713963
That's not a bad idea, but that mostly just shows off the arms. And the actual pyramid head itself will be really irritating to wear.

a faceless mannequin, duh.

A Power Ranger?

>>8713989
>Stands
Yes, a stand might work perfectly, but I don't think The World would conceal enough of my face. Something less human-looking like Cream or Killer Queen might work better.

>>8713956
don't be ashamed of having no makeup or hair skills. everyone starts somewhere.

do a JJBA cosplay with a paper bag over your head and the character's face taped to the front if you wanna attention whore without making your low self-esteem obvious.

>>8714015
>don't be ashamed of having no makeup or hair skills. everyone starts somewhere.
It's not about having no makeup or hair skills, I just don't want to be recognized.

>>8713956
Jagi

>>8714026
Are you shy or embarrassed that someone's going to recognize you? Because if it's the latter, cosplay might not be for you.

>>8714037
Let me get to the point: anonymous sex.

I'll be attending a costume party I know a friend of mine will be attending, but she doesn't know that I'm going. We've been friends since highschool and while I haven't had any romantic interest in her, I've always liked the idea of friends with benefits. I know she has casual sex, but I'm sure she thinks it'd fuck-up our relationship, since I've jokingly suggested it before. If she couldn't recognize it was me, she'd probably fuck me. She doesn't even need to know, at this point I just want to know what it'd be like to fuck her.

I want it to conceal my face, preferably muffle my voice, yet still show that I'm hot.

>>8714042

so you're a fuccboi, gotcha.

>>8714042
>I'm too much of a pussy to talk to my friend about our relationshio so I'm going to trick her into having sex with me

You sound like a terrible fucking person, I really hope you're just baiting and this isn't a real scenario

>>8713963
kek
Took a moment for that one to sink in.

>>8714059
Nope, it's real.
Thanks for the advice everyone!

Get a fursuit. Everyone knows girls love fursuits. You better get a tail and even if it seems contraintuitive, cover your body with fur. Girls love furries

>>8714090
Yeah, no.

>>8714059
It's not like I'm planning on getting her drunk or giving her roofies or anything. If she's willing to consent to sex with a guy without even seeing his face, she gets what she deserves.

>>8714256
If she doesn't want to have sex with you, then she doesn't want to have sex with you. End of story. Just respect her wishes, anon.

>>8714256
>If she's willing to consent to sex with a guy without even seeing his face, she gets what she deserves.

It like you don't realize that consent can be revoked at any point before you are both done.

>>8714255
This guy's design actually seems pretty cool.

>>8714264
She wants to have sex with me, she just won't let herself, but I'll let her. And the best part is that she never even needs to know.

>>8714275
>It like you don't realize that consent can be revoked at any point before you are both done.
It's not like I plan on removing my mask and shouting "surprise!" while I'm balls-deep in her, despite how hilarious that sounds.

>>8714278
>She wants to have sex with me, she just won't let herself, but I'll let her.

please read this over and over until you realize how much like a creep you sound.

>>8714284
You're tricking her into having sex with you. That's it. She doesn't fucking want to bang you, move on and stop sounding so rapey.

>>8714278
You are entirely missing the point.

If she has told you no, it means no. Nothing else matters.

>>8714042
You know women that will have sex with a person without even seeing their face?

I don't think you should go through with this plan. lol

>>8714278
>She wants to have sex with me, she just won't let herself
You sound like a narcissist

>>8714278
that is incredibly creepy. please leave our board and never come back
you should know better than to post stuff like this on a baord that is predominantly female

>>8714256
lol @ all these ppl trying to say fucking someone who's ugly without knowing they're ugly is "NON CONSENSUAL!!!"

go back to fucking tumblr lol

>>8714326

fuck off OP, no one wants you here.

>>8714326
No one's saying any of that, everyone's saying that hiding your identity to get a girl to sleep with you is skeezy, especially with this "I know she wants me" bullshit. He should just straight up tell her he wants to sleep with her and accept her answer either way, not try to convince himself she wants him.

>>8714316
>that is incredibly creepy. please leave our board and never come back
Nah. I'll be back, but odds are I won't mention this again directly. That should be enough to make you happy.

>You should know better than to post stuff like this on a baord that is predominantly female
That only makes it funnier to be honest.

>>8714301
>You sound like a narcissist
Watch this episode of Downtown and you'll understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV2NcQ1_qWo

>>8714333
op said she "didn't want to ruin their relationship". i know when i feel close to a male friend, the main thing that turns me off from fucking them is usually that the're not attractive in the face, but fine in the body/person. i wouldnt be surprised if that wasn't op's situation.

>>8714337

yeah, but if he's willing to go through so much problems to fuck you, he cares more about sex with you than your friendship.

>>8714337
Again, he should just confront her about it directly instead of making a weird plan to dress up and not tell her it's him. If it was just his face that was the problem, there are ways to get around that in bed that don't involve pretending to be a stranger, and if she really doesn't want to sleep with him after all OP should just accept it.

I like that this dude is deluded enough to think she won't recognize his voice and stature. If they know each other at all, she'll probably be able to tell. I'm enjoying imagining this guy trying to pantomime sex to engage some woman.

>>8713956
A faggot

>>8714042
You're a fucking retarded brodude

>>8714278
>She wants to have sex with me, she just won't let herself, but I'll let her. And the best part is that she never even needs to know.
wew lad, might want to see a therapist for those fear of rejection issues tbqfhwy

>>8713956
enjoy your kek, fuckboi

>>8714042
You are just the worst kind of person.

> inb4 the girl OP is talking about doesn't want to have sex with him, not because he's her friend, but because he's downright autistic

>>8714337
That is also a lot of people's go-to excuse for not being even remotely sexually attracted to a friend whom they know is not mature enough to handle the rejection.

OP confirmed for wanting to forcibly rape girl while in costume so she can't report it was him because lol face hidden

kill yourself faggot

>>8714927
>implying that's bad

>>8714042
You think this girl is gonna have sex with you while you wear a mask? lol.

She'll probably recognize your voice anyway.

op, maybe make an album for her, it worked for robin thicke

wait, did it?

>>8714042
holy shit anon, that is absolutely pathetic.

>>8714015
>paper bag

Cosplay Shia Labeouf. Plenty of popculture points.