/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

What sort of bullshit mental disability stops someone from buying online?

>>8660493
Why not just browse the Lolita Updates on facebook? Much easier than going through the shops, always updated and often the sizes and stuff is stated on the fb post.
Honestly, no one has the time to keep updated on everything for you, feed you all the information and inquire to every single shop about special sizes and shit like that. So annoying and entitled.

I also bet you good money he would not be willing to pay for the shopping service either. Because privileges and stuff.

>>8660493
>>8660523
Not to mention that if he likes something, he could just use a simple SS like Clobba. It will cost fees, but Martin will do all the stuff like asking for sizing and shit for you without having to go through triggering online shops. All you'd need to do is write him an email with your questions and send the shop link. It can't get any easier.

>>8660493
Lazyshititis

>>8660109
>Be me wearing Dream Sky coord at a local con
>Weeb girl approaches
>Kawaii desu is that Bodyline??
>give her a nasty look
>walk away

>>8660587
I think you have posted this before, and everyone agreed that the real cringe in this story were you.

>how dare weebs not know about my very specific brands and dresses!? So uncultured desu
>give them nasty looks and be a stuck up bitch, walking away
>A-at least I'm not a weeb!!

>>8660592
tbh instantly calling it bodyline shows something about the asker too. just ask 'oh what brand is this?' maybe the asker really didn't know better, but I'd be a bit pissed too if someone called a fairly popular (and pricy) dress I'm wearing bodyline

>>8660622
And everybody else in the whole wide world will call it a costume.

>>8660622
So you'd be pissed at some random weeb at a con for thinking your dress is Bodyline? They're obviously just uninformed weebs who only know this one store (probably because it also sells cosplays and stuff) and wanted to show they have some minimal (even if questionable) knowledge. That is no situation that justifies a nasty look and walking away like a stuck up bitch.

>>8660592
>falling this hard for bait

>>8660672
They should do some research before commenting tbh fam

>>8660672
I didn't say OP did the right thing, I'm just pointing out the reason why OP might have done it. I agree that it doesn't warrant a bitch reaction, but looking at this board I'm pretty sure like half of us would pull the same kind of shit, except maybe slightly toned down

>>8660587
tip top kek!

>continues to make attention seeking butthurt posts about everything from fake feminism to the "the lolita rules"

This girl is a gold mine.

>>8660944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lun11feRqo0

>>8660959
The lack of hem on that purple jacket/cape thing is killing me... so many threads flying around when she moves...

>>8660949
That's not something to really brag about. Clearly modelling doesn't pay her bills.

>>8660717
This is kinda old, it was from a thread in the Kumoricon group asking people to post their favourite or best cosplays.

>>8660986
Fuck, didn't know how I linked to the feels thread. I'm new to the app

>>8660990
you tried and thats all that matters anon

That "wig" looks like wool

>>8660986
She was the one getting upset that she couldn't find any pics of her Sonico cosplay and was saying it was because she's not the perfect sonico

>>8661011
Is that supposed to be sakizou? Does anyone have the original art?

>>8660997
Thank you

>>8660944
You're really bad at omitting. Photoshop and even MS Paint can cover that. Try again.

Katelyn Koneko

>>8660587
#rekt lmao

>>8660592
Stay mad weeb-enabler

>>8661022
I believe it's this one

>>8661195
>>8660944
What;s the deal with this girl, why do we have so many mutual friends, I've not seen her around before

>>8660959
She really doesn't know how to walk properly in heels
And what's even the point of this? Does she really think people will be entertained by 4 minutes of her prancing around in borderline unflattering outfits?

>>8661229
She's been friending any lolita she finds I think. 60-70 lolis and there is bound to be at least a couple of gulls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxqvBsA7CHo

>>8661486
>sees video name

>>8661486
Why did I watch that? Oh my god. I'm disgusted.

Two blob-shaped people dry humping.

>>8661486
>>8661677
oops forgot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywYWhwQEA7Q

>Didn't even iron the dress...

>>8661786
I would actually really like the print on the dress made into something that isn't so ugly and tacky

>>8660972
have you seen her ugly face? of course it doesn't

I have this one chick on my facebook who's just a total lolcow

She's mexican, was a teen mom, and calls herself "loli chub chan"

>>8660947
that filename, tho

>>8662033
kawaii loli desu~

>>8662039
is this the child or the mum, cause I'm not quite sure

>>8662049
the mom, i think she's like 21-23

>>8660944
She is a sweet girl. Your vendetta against her is cringe worthy itself. She has helped me with a lot of my coordinate issues.

>>8660947
I love her xD

>>8660949
Your an idiot anon.

>>8662086
>>8662087
Did she link this thread to her friends or something...

>>8660944
Her Lolita rules post was for opinions, she didn't even talk about her own. And fake feminism? Try again anon. Who shit in your cheerios?

>>8660944
>>8660947
How is this cringe?

>>8662089
Actually I found it. She doesn't get on 4chan or btb.

https://youtu.be/w93AZOHKcIQ

>>8662087
>>8662088
>>8662101
>>8662102
>>8662103
Stop same fagging

>>8662117
Only 2 were mine anon. Get out.

>>8660959
she can barely walk in those shoes, I kept expecting her to fall over. kek

>>8660947
I don't get these pictures, you can roast someone by filling it in with a good imagination, i.e.
>offensive picture on the internet
>no
>not sure
>other; you uploaded a mugshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qacnQls9PNk

>>8662033
>>8662053
>teen mom "loli"
How old is her kid?

And I thought the 27 year old mom aidoru wannabe was bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imahE0os1hA (Yeah, that's her kid in the bed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x58gVBSUQ

>>8662053
that was sarcasm anon, based on the fact that the mum looks like she's about 15. thanks for the age keks tho

>>8662110

Skip to like 20 minutes in. That's where the real cringe begins

>>8662110
looks like that Shiri girl in some weird way once the wig is on?

>>8660947
LOL from this girl of all people. i had to unfriend her because i was sick of her being like PPL ARE SO MEAN, DONT B MEAN TO LOLITAS

and she only adds a shitton of ppl so they will like her storenvy page with a shitty name

>>8662327
She doesn't say any of that. Why so salty anon

Ah, tangled wig punzie, you provide us with unrivaled cringe

>>8662393

>>8660493
This is why I can't speak my real mental disablities public

>>8662250
Oh god is that who I think it is?

>>8660959
there's something off about her body shape; like her fat deposits in strange places, specifically around her jaw.

>>8661486
jesus fuck, how do parents allow their children to end up like this. like, jesus fucking christ.
are these girls or guys? i can't even tell.

>>8662267
Someone needs to get that kid far away from her.

>>8661486

>>8662087
get out

>>8662353
staph
go back to facebook

>>8662394
He looks so uncomfortable

>>8660944
This isn't really cringe? What about her is so bad? I see worsts posts than >>8660947 all over my Facebook feed. You just seem like you have a raging vendetta.

>>8662510
You still don't fucking understand that it's not the post itself, rather the irony of it coming from a person who is so butthurt herself most of the time?

>>8662519
Did you know not everyone knows this girl? Shocking, I know.

Maybe post the actual cringe of her being angry over things? She just comes off as a common snowflake to me.

>>8662529
I didn't know this girl either, it was stated (>>8660944).
Maybe if you read posts instead of just enlarging the images.

>>8662542
I did. It's not cringe.
>doesn't post the actual "raging"
Yes, this is not a vendetta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n19MbhAxBG8

>>8660587
You got her good anon

>>8662849
Holy shit I saw this the other day. There are a few bits in there that could legitimately be considered softcore porn...

>>8662849
>IGGYDESU IGGYDESU IGGYDESU

Not with your coordination skills, lolita-tips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4HrS9zc4UU

The entire thing is bad, but there's something about the first cut of Kurloz that absolutely destroys me.

>>8662547
She is pretty cringey considering she friend requests random lolitas and immediately invites them to like her shop page. Then starts ripping on LonLon despite admitting she's never dealt with her.

>>8660493
I don't think it's the mental disability itself, but that anon may live in an assisted living residence due to it. you get a custodian who also more or less controls how and on what you spent your money. maybe that's what the person is referring to when they say they can't buy everything online.

>>8662547
>keeps posting her
>still haven't seen her being butt hurt

She is the one that sent the butthurt report. Maybe the OP should fill it out.

>>8662510
She does. She's posted her twice and neither posts were cringe worthy

>>8662896

>>8662267
She looks like she would be really fat if she didn't spend all day dancing. Like maybe her weeb routines are burning juuuust enough calories.

>>8662450
I think she's really pretty, like maybe if she had a different personality entirely, I'd want to get to know her in a sexual way.

>>8661786

>Bracelets and rings-Target

>dress from ebay but sadly discontinued :(

>boots- Journeys

>Socks- target

>Scorpion necklace- hot topic

lol

>>8662110
Holy shit, is what she's saying true? If it is, that's crazy.

>>8660587
>Original poster of this
Damn I never thought you'd make a meme out of this.
Sorry I agree with
>>8660622
>>8660779
>>8660798
Not sorry if you though my reaction was too bitchy.

>>8663029
>muh elitism

>>8662039
Im mexican and I find this super gross, but don't be surprised anon mexican cosplayers or weeabos are mostly this cringey

>>8660109

>>8662039
This made my stomach turn

>>8663196
That comment is cool.

>>8661786
I call mall goth

>>8662267
he's not even old enough to walk because she still manages to have strollers in her kawaii uguu camerawhoring

the comments might be more cringey, lol

>>8663509
ch-chloe?

>>8662394
wtf is this?? is he wearing a homestuck outfit???

>>8662885
or "people dress like itas for the first time"

>>8663585
Looks like some pinup thing maybe. She does a LOT of those. She even showcased her whole cosplay pinup group on Heroes of Cosplay.

>>8660944
Nice try, Vendetta-chan

>>8663708

Its apparently Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service, who is a 10-year-old girl.

>>8663731
Anon, I know who she is dressing up as. Everyone knows Kiki's Delivery Service. If they don't, they need to die.

>>8663796
True, true. I just find it cringey that she needs to sexualize her.

>>8663801
I think I'm one of the few people who don't care about people altering a cosplay into an older version or a sexier version. Its just for fun and she clearly isn't even trying to dress as Kiki. It moreso like an inspired old school bathing one piece, not a cosplay.

>>8663302
Nope. Furry/daddy-dom. Don't look at the other uploads. Just...don't.

>>8663509
>trying to not get offended

>>8661486
>those fucking comments

I guess because I only run into elitist weeaboos on 4chan, I keep forgetting how ridiculously dumb the other side of the spectrum is as well

>>8662033
>>8662039
She's qt

>>8662394
He's so uncomfortable

>>8662849

>>8663509
Holy shit anon. How about some context? She didn't cosplay this. This is a design by CreaturesofHabit which is an etsy owner who makes designs inspired by a bunch of stuff. Chloe just modeled it.

>>8662849
>not sure is underage
>feeling really sick
>wish I could show their parents

>>8663873
disgusting.

>>8663873
christ I know her from a group

Nicolette Noir Cosplay is cringe worthy. This is her sexy daisy.

>>8663997
Nice ass on the right, that elbow though, needs to be registered as a potential weapon.

Girl in our community just posted this. Like she didn't get enough secrets already.

https://youtu.be/d9H2HDsU1YM

>>8664032
She seems alright, cant listen about asspies for 7 minutes though.

>>8662110
What in the world did I just watch? I think I threw up. The make up was the worst I've ever seen and past the 20 minute mark is so full of cringe.

>>8661233
A lot of youtubers do video lookbooks. I have no clue why either. Even the good ones are boring as hell to watch.

I can't walk in heels either but I wouldn't film myself in them either. They were ugly too.

>>8663894
I got chills of disgust

>>8663616
Looks like it. Based on the no paint/wig probably a personal godtier.

>>8660959
That's not a 20 inch waist....

>>8662110
>dat walmart headpiece

>>8660959
Id never given it much thought before but Jillian's actually pretty ugly. I think if she just sorted her eyebrows out and did flattering makeup she would look so much better.

>>8663884
Hi whiteknight trash

It would be nice if you personally message me on facebook and not make a fuss over me on a public forum and take 2 images of mine and a screen shot of my page , although I give you credit for blocking my name out which is very mature of you but , your attempt not very much so. I would like to respectfully have a chat with you over how cringe worthy I am and to explore my timeline on Facebook by my knowledge is filled with other people posting on my wall. I may be the lolcow.jpg you are looking for but I don't think I was best choice. Sincerely lolichubchan < the only thing cringy about me and the amount of anime pfp's I have.

>>8664633
Kill yourself spic

Hmm I see how you feel I am terribly sorry have a nice day !

>>8664633
You have fucking issues m8

>>8664633

>>8662849
That America sounds like he's Italy instead. jfc

>>8663808
Normally, me neither. But if it are studio Ghibli characters, it feels like blasphemy.

>>8664731
You mean this kind of blasphemy?

>>8664633
I think you're cute

>>8664633
I don't know you, but your pictures are honestly cringy as hell. I'm gonna be totally honest, and the reason it's cringy is because it's obvious that you think you are kawaii and loli and whatever, but in reality those "kawaii" poses just don't work because you are ugly. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. You honestly look at this and think it looks good? >>8663584

>>8664572
>nothing matters to me but lulz, epic lulz! And nothings going to get in the way of that!

More aidoru cringe!

These two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRmjlckPs6w (19 years old)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsonSGwL9Zs (21 years old)
are both members of an "idol group," and of course they're both the worst dancers of the group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3hfXkFr5fw (They perform Nippon Manju together at around 12:00)

And now some miscellaneous videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St_hq6rqF7s (Girl in the middle stops dancing at 0:30 to pick something off of her foot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhyQGgohzKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCjWW10bDs8 (her HAIR)

>>8664032
I'd date her

>>8663584
>>8662039
>>8662033
I really don't see the cringe?

she actually pretty cute.. honestly better looking then the rest of theses heffers in this thread.

so what if she has a kid? kawaii milf ;]


seems like you're just being a dick anon.

>>8664881
if read some of the comments that's obviously your opinion anon.

she is pretty damn cute a few others would agree with me.

>>8665043
A "few" being the operative word here. Individuals with questionable taste I might add. Look at the picture in >>8663584 her face resembles a blowfish and those fat sausage fingers... Ugh. Yeah no. But it isn't her lack of attractiveness that is even the issue, it seems you've missed the point of this thread. Her try-hard wannabe animu poses and general behavior is objectively cringe worthy whether you agree or not.

tbh. i think this is more cringe then that attempt post.

so who's in ?

let's play a game male ? or female

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cug8B9hjzp4

the way this cosplay photog tries to get nudes makes my skin crawl.

Wow... These are bad.

>>8665098
Sometimes I wish we could put the confidence of people like this in pill form so other people could have some of it. I think my sewing skill is awful, especially my hand-sewing skill, but mine looks professional compared to this.

not cringe just wow

>>8665023
cry more, she's not gonna suck your dick just because you defended her on an anonymous forum

Post cringe or get out

>>8665023
You are either her or someone who really wants in her pants. She isn't cute, she is gross as fuck. I'm gone for a few days and I come back to someone whiteknighting someone who looks like they are into baby girl antics. Get your shit together, anon.

>>8664946
oh jesus i saw her at that bristol con.
it was both embarrassing and boring. i left after like 10 minutes.

well at least we know why she's been getting asspats in the thread, her facebook whiteknights have invaded

>>8665219
>cringe thread
>not cringe

Get out.

related to >>8663584

My bad, on mobile

>>8665098
>KILL ME

irrelevant , needs more cringe.

>>8660493
Translation: I am a useless, lazy fatass. Someone be my slave! If not I'll be muh triggers and u muh privilege!

heh.

>>8662033
>>8662039
ugh you guys have no life, this is real low>>8663584
is such a good person and mother and you call her a cow, what the hell

>>8665332
>>8665325
>>8665219
Anon, you need to read the rules before you post. Only one out of the three things you posted were cringe worthy and one isn't even /cgl/ related.

I know this is your first day but read the fucking rules.