The dumbest shit you've seen in lolita

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The dumbest shit you've seen in lolita Anonymous Sat Sep 12 19:39:15 2015 No.8609967 [Reply] [Original]

>Checking out Meta
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>Stay gold Meta

That's some etsy-level shit and you can't tell me otherwise. So what's the dumbest thing you gulls have seen in this hobby? From brand and members alike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:04:43 2015 No.8610013 >>8609967 At least the materials are decent. Don't have a pic but the AP cone of shame bonnet and those ridiculous clown shoes with the pompoms (I think they were AP or BTSSB?) are really, really dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 20:19:36 2015 No.8610033 File: 73 KB, 480x480, EnamelCircusShoes-navy_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610013 These shoes? I think they're AatP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 00:19:31 2015 No.8610300 >>8610033 >Tfw you want to be a scary clown with ugly shoes

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 00:22:59 2015 No.8610308 File: 84 KB, 700x700, 08230041_55d89813dc976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 00:26:48 2015 No.8610313 File: 163 KB, 661x488, zero.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610033 these always remind me of Zero from The Nightmare Before Christmas

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 01:05:38 2015 No.8610355 >>8609967 I still can't figure out what the use of these are supposed to be for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 01:40:14 2015 No.8610401 File: 27 KB, 300x398, 569201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610308

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 01:59:44 2015 No.8610412 >>8610401 What the fuck is that thing supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:11:52 2015 No.8610419 >>8610412 Keep your hair out of your ramen

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:13:07 2015 No.8610420 >>8610419 Because what are hairties

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:16:32 2015 No.8610423 >>8610313 Somebody needs to shoop them white and the pompoms Orange.

>>	Pineberry !!rYYwDpGZZns Sun Sep 13 02:22:17 2015 No.8610426 File: 61 KB, 250x333, fluffybunnychan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610412 It's a shampoo shield hat for little kids. I guess you could use it to prevent ramen soup from splashing on you too...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:42:56 2015 No.8610440 File: 57 KB, 412x900, f0WxLAJ - Imgur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who could forget the single cat ear, positioned on the mannequin head like an onigiri?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:55:06 2015 No.8610453 File: 275 KB, 360x420, 150530211919-img.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8609967 >>8610355 pic related: "You can enojoy this not only as a hair clip but also as a broach ;-)"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 02:57:55 2015 No.8610457 >>8610420 Hey now anon, not all of us have hair long enough to tie out of our faces while eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 03:06:32 2015 No.8610462 File: 289 KB, 460x461, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610423

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 03:17:12 2015 No.8610470 File: 253 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2015-09-04-09-04-26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610462 Bless you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 03:34:16 2015 No.8610479 >>8610462 10/10 would buy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 04:45:46 2015 No.8610542 >>8610453 Oh Meta, my love. >mfw I don't hate it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 05:51:53 2015 No.8610586 >>8609967 I feel like this couldve been more practical and looked a lot better if the metal clip wasnt constantly visible. Dont quite understand the point of that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 06:47:03 2015 No.8610617 >>8610440 Posting this should he considered cheating

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 06:56:46 2015 No.8610624 >>8609967 I thought from the pic these were USB drives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:15:52 2015 No.8610633 >>8610440 >single ear for what purpose

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:17:24 2015 No.8610636 >>8610440 >>8610633 I mean, I know a cyclops is a neat thing in fantasy, but from an evolutionary standpoint, it's absolutely retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:20:30 2015 No.8610638 >>8610624 I cannot unsee it now and they'd be 100x more interesting

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:22:35 2015 No.8610639 >>8610033 Yep, these take the crown. Dr Seuss shoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 07:27:26 2015 No.8610646 >>8610440 Wait, who made this ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 09:55:40 2015 No.8610726 >>8610646 h.Naoto

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 09:56:30 2015 No.8610728 >>8610033 I-I would actually like these for this circus coord I'm doing...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 10:28:34 2015 No.8610762 >>8610308 AGEPLAY G E P L A Y >>8610646 h.naoto or one of their million subbrands i have yet to see a photo of someone actually wearing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 10:32:04 2015 No.8610767 File: 255 KB, 1280x578, tumblr_m7n1ssp08N1qa4ewso1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8609967 AatP's hat stack will always be hilarious to me. The misplaced T making it look like it says "Mad hater" doesn't help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 10:43:13 2015 No.8610779 File: 114 KB, 480x480, 35627_original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610633 >purpose Did you mean for what purrrpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 11:35:40 2015 No.8610837 File: 34 KB, 240x320, 8335552337_fdc81689f6_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610779 It's a cat-astrophe!

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 11:40:06 2015 No.8610844
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>>8610542
It's not so much that the thing is terrible, but it's brand so it's probably 20 bucks for like...half a bow with a hairclip sticking out of it.
Pic related, also 20 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:39:21 2015 No.8611029 File: 61 KB, 250x263, 250px-Towering_Titanium_Pillar_of_Hats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610767 aatp_x_tf2.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:45:45 2015 No.8611045 >>8609967 The saddest part about these clips is that they would make adorable hairbows if Meta could have been arsed to sew on the other half. Waste of cute raven charms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:47:16 2015 No.8611048 >>8610767 Holy fuck. How often does this come up in secondhand sales and how much should I expect to pay? I seriously need this in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:49:10 2015 No.8611051 >This thread >no cone of shame

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:53:02 2015 No.8611056 >>8610767 What are you talking about anon? This is a goddamn masterpiece.

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:56:58 2015 No.8611067
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>>8610633
>>8610440
It's a Hangry & Angry cat headdress and as they are zombies, they often only get drawn with only one ear sewn back to the head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 13:58:37 2015 No.8611072 File: 62 KB, 500x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610767 fucking based hats on hats on hats never forget AP's cock cage headpiece

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:02:15 2015 No.8611081 >>8609967 i thought these were those like mini ties/cravat type things

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:11:17 2015 No.8611104 File: 28 KB, 720x330, 19632001-image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8611051 see >>8610426

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:13:18 2015 No.8611109 File: 133 KB, 480x640, kMFfcR0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8611067 Still doesn't explain why they stuck it dead fucking center. >catnip, it's a hell of a drug

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:14:14 2015 No.8611112 >>8611104 There's one worse. I try to google it, but I cannot find it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:16:36 2015 No.8611121 >>8611109 I think its pretty cute~

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 14:18:14 2015 No.8611126 >>8611109 Fuck I really like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:53:31 2015 No.8611297 >>8610767 This may be tacky af, but it has some serious potential. Plus, three hats. And the 'Mad t Hater' thing is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:55:13 2015 No.8611302 File: 172 KB, 1680x1050, chii chobits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610779 All I could think of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 15:58:33 2015 No.8611306 File: 109 KB, 426x640, sds6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8611112 Is it this one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:07:17 2015 No.8611319 >>8611306 Looks like a massive ring of tripe

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:11:45 2015 No.8611323 >>8611319 There's a photo of the whole horrifying set worn but I can't find it at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:18:12 2015 No.8611335 >>8611306 I assumed this was milanoo...haha, Dolldelight I knew her lolita outfits were kind of janky and ita but is this REALLY her? I don't want to believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 16:20:19 2015 No.8611341 File: 137 KB, 500x400, ju67i8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8611335 Her stuff has been gradually becoming less horrible, but her earlier efforts are absolute trainwrecks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:13:17 2015 No.8611520 >>8610767 I really like this. I could rock this out at a tea party.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:22:39 2015 No.8611534 >>8611306 I've seen stuff on sissy and ageplay sites that looks exactly like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:01:41 2015 No.8611676 anyone have the pic of that girl who put a carousel on her head and won a best dressed contest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 21:30:01 2015 No.8611790 >>8610426 that fuckin wig head looks so pleased I'm dying

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 22:06:55 2015 No.8611853 >>8610837 but that's a rabbit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 02:18:49 2015 No.8612249 >>8611048 You can just stack a few regular hats together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 02:20:18 2015 No.8612253 >>8611853 It's a bear

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 02:29:37 2015 No.8612267 >>8612253 that's clearly a rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 02:30:49 2015 No.8612268 >>8610420 >>8610457 Oh get over it, it was just a random invention from the 80's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 02:30:56 2015 No.8612269 >>8612267 >not knowing usakumya

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:20:10 2015 No.8612547 >>8610767 I would wear three of them at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 11:09:34 2015 No.8612625 >>8611109 I need sauce of this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 11:17:54 2015 No.8612631 >>8612625 MAM Maxicimam

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 16:43:18 2015 No.8613189 File: 81 KB, 480x640, P11HA938-b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm convinced they named this series "Adonis" as a joke. http://www.babyssb.co.jp/onlinestore/p11ha938/ if u want 2 cop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 17:04:31 2015 No.8613228 File: 205 KB, 1121x1500, 81DDrTZ3L9L._UL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610308

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:05:55 2015 No.8613735 >>8613189 This might just be me but I seriously feel like this is a jab at Mr. Yan's hats cus it looks like that really shitty one he wears all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:54:15 2015 No.8615378 >>8613189 The fedora of lolita. I sincerely hope >>8613735 is right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 06:46:40 2015 No.8615946 >>8610462 I always was okay with the shoes, but I love them infinitely more with this Photoshop. AatP, more collabs with Nightmare Before Christmas when?

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 08:00:40 2015 No.8616007
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>>8611104
I've always wanted to wear a coord with these socks, one of the vagina strawberry dresses, and that Agent Provocateur sweater, pic related. Maybe with the AP cock cage crown too? I could go with a black/pink theme maybe...welp, looks like I'm about to start building a coord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 12:31:13 2015 No.8616250 >>8610728 buy heels, glue, and arts and crafts balls Make it yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 00:56:58 2015 No.8617287 File: 156 KB, 720x700, 15041048-image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meta no

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 01:21:47 2015 No.8617302 >>8613735 Mr. Yan's hat was based on a MmM one, and this one may be too

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:29:23 2015 No.8617442 File: 50 KB, 453x680, 15_9_17_343_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey, alice auaa pants under 10k yen! These would be great for ouji! >Wait a minute... alice auaa forever on crack

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:40:51 2015 No.8617451 I have come in from another board and I do not understand any of this terminology and I am confused :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:51:34 2015 No.8617460 >>8617442 flyception

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:52:44 2015 No.8617462 >>8616007 and the usakumya pen(is)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:53:36 2015 No.8617463 >>8617451 lurk moar faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:55:40 2015 No.8617465 >>8611534 This bonnet and the matching dress were made for a sissy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 09:21:20 2015 No.8617649 >>8611306 Ahh a golden oldie. The cone of shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 09:23:55 2015 No.8617652 >>8617442 Swagger ouji.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 09:33:41 2015 No.8617664 File: 39 KB, 800x600, v5ekgl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8612269 >NOT KNOWING USAKUMYA faggot, Usakumya is a bear in a rabbit hood

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 12:53:35 2015 No.8617844 >>8617287 These would be cute if they were narrower and not so huge. wtf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 13:33:02 2015 No.8617906 >>8610462 Saw these in Closet child harajuku the other day, I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:37:48 2015 No.8619250 >>8610844 Wait, I'm confused. Picture is Btssb, but there is an AP logo on the piece?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:40:56 2015 No.8619256 >>8610837 >LADIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:42:09 2015 No.8619259 >>8619250 Alice and the pirates I know, weird choice on their part.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 05:44:26 2015 No.8619260 >>8619250 Baby uses the abbreviation AP for Alice and the Pirates. I think this went with the Guilty Meltin' Sweets Town series.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 15:00:47 2015 No.8619785 >>8617287 This is something you'd find in the regretsy thread, wtf meta At least the lace is nice...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 19:07:08 2015 No.8620105 File: 15 KB, 240x324, aatp-pantsonpants.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8617442 Oh gosh, reminds me of this. I have this image saved from wtf-burando way back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 10:06:25 2015 No.8620882 >>8617442 Someone please buy these and show us if the lower button, pockets and fly works. I need to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 10:47:37 2015 No.8620915 >>8617287 would buy for $2 and modify.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 19:24:31 2015 No.8621490 >>8620915 I get the impression it'd be a single fly and three working buttons, because that looks like it'd be impossible to squeeze into otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 13:22:00 2015 No.8624882 >>8616007 Holleee shit. Is this real life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 19:43:41 2015 No.8627714 >>8610440 what the fuck lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 20:20:00 2015 No.8627783 >>8610762 I always wonder what happens to things like this Do they later realize they made a horrible mistake and burn it? No one would ever buy it. ..

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 07:07:19 2015 No.8631666 >>8610837 Is that a buttplug at the end of its tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 07:12:05 2015 No.8631670 >>8616250 I'm gonna do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 07:15:15 2015 No.8631673 >>8617287 I've seen bondage stuff on etsy that looks like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 08:05:00 2015 No.8631714 >>8610767 i need this for swag reasons

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 08:06:31 2015 No.8631717 >>8611072 This will always have a place in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 08:09:02 2015 No.8631721 >>8611109 >those knee protectors

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 08:21:01 2015 No.8631734 >>8611109 I've just always wanted that fucking wig that MAM uses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 08:29:13 2015 No.8631740 File: 158 KB, 800x979, an_editorial_cartoon_of_some_insigh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610767

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 09:56:14 2015 No.8631803 >>8631740 I want to refer to people as 'smelly unfortunate's now

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 15:00:15 2015 No.8632304 >>8616007 AP... Angelic Provocateur?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 17:00:07 2015 No.8632526 >>8631740 >>8631803 I am now going to refer to myself as smelly unfortunate instead of poorfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 17:32:24 2015 No.8632563 >>8617442 amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 25 18:07:27 2015 No.8632614 >>8616007 This is hilariously awesome. I'd never wear it, but it would make my day if I saw someone else in it.

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