/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

A print of flying seagulls called Salty Marine

Melty Poutine Princess featuring bowls of poutine and maple syrup bottles

Sax on the Beach - A marine/tropical print in sax, sure

Dreaming Macaroni, the newest noodle print

>>8492376
yes please

I want a sister print to cherish my juicy cherry called covet my sandy vagina.

>>8492376
this, but can there be girls on the print feeding the seagulls saltines?

alternatively, Melty Cream Saltine with saltine crackers all over it.

>>8492402
>covet my sandy vagina

this is the funniest thing i've read all night

>>8492407
I'm thinking that "covet my sandy vagina" would be too bold. Perhaps covet my sandy cave.
It can be cut like pic related with a suggestive pink wrinkly chiffon overlay and then the castle could be replaced with a rocky shore that has seagulls flying over it and a large cave in the background.

An edgy indie brand print that looks like chocolate from a distance but has subtle scatological touches when viewed up close--Eat Your Ass Out

Muh Brando - A bold Dio Brando print dress

>>8492395
And then the colorways be sauce related.
Pesto, Alfredo, Marinara

>>8492421
for a second I thought you meant marlon brando

1) Choose any of your favorite Fall Out Boy or Panic! At The Disco song title
2) ???
3) Profit.

Ramen Requiem
Just listing my cravings

>Sweet Melty Onion
A classic print with just beautifully illustrated onions in several varieties
>Dreamy Safari
Lions, Giraffes, Zebra in gold under a starry night sky. Throw in something like a vuvuzela or something linked to African culture to get the SJWs rustled.

>>8492435
>Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

Kay...?

>>8492265
Honestly I think I would just kill for some straight-up Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes right now.

>>8492395
I'm actually tempted to draw this for real but I don't really want to put so much effort into a joke. But it would have cute forks with bows on them holding up macaroni with strings of cheese hanging off, and maybe some cute animals enjoying the feast. Omg, and a matching bag that's like AP's pancake mix bag, except it's a box of kraft dinner.

Dreamy chocolate cherry carnival squirrel carousel. Most commonly seen as a size 4L replica, it comes in the colorways of black/pink, tartan lavender, black with white lace, and orange.

>>8492395
We have angel pasta from lief!

>>8492450
>AP's pancake mix bag, except it's a box of kraft dinner
10/10 flawless
I would wear the hell out of that print with the matching bag. Though what if the noodles were animal shaped so the box would be for the animal shaped noodles?

>>8492450
The headbow would just be a big bowtie noodle

Honestly most prints related to gourmet foods would be actually cute. So Merry Twilight Vineyard, Fondue Fondue Fairytale, Milky Latte Daydream, March of the Olives... I like it.

>>8492476
goddamnit anon those are seriously so cute.
"Merry Twilight Vineyard" is actually the cutest dress name.

>>8492433
He's on the re-release

>>8492476
>March of the Olives
This sounds like some kind of military thing. I love the rest though.

>>8492395
>pasta-themed brand called Lace & Linguine
>Lovely Angel Hair
>Fettuccine Fairytale
>Dreamy Fagottini

i'm not creative enough to think up of a title, but something with "miss chiquita, first lady of fruit"/the chiquita banana lady on it

matching headdress is sort of like a floral headcrown but with fruits as well as some sort of mini fruit headdress just like hers. there's also a bag shaped like a banana

>>8492502
The bag is literally just one of these on a strap, so the only thing you can carry is a banana

>>8492501
>>8492395

Olive Garden Trifolium or The Olive Garden ~The Breadstick has a Secret Scent

maybe they could branch out to pizza too; The Secret Between Papa John and the Brick Oven

also >tfw your captcha asks you to select all pasta

>>8492476

>all of those

you win

Print with a bunch of stars and fowl called "twinkle turducken"

>>8492444
I would buy Sweet Melty Onion tbt
I fucking love onions

>>8492519
it might be because it's four AM but i cannot stop laughing at The Olive Garden ~ The Breadstick has a Secret Scent

>tfw captcha tells you to pick bread
>all of the pics are breadsticks

I know this is supposed to be a joke thread but I honestly would like an apron skirt called 'Kitchen Garden' with botanical illustrations of herbs on it.

Ita suggestion:
L'affaire des Poisons

It could have a bunch of poison bottles of different shapes/colors/sizes all around, and maybe some small bones interspersed. Sort of like MM perfume bottle print, but darker and frilly-er.

>>8492760
That sounds absolutely adorable. I never knew I needed it until you said it.

Peter Pan Cholera
part of the fever dream collection

>>8492458

>>8492415
magnificent

>>8492519
>The Olive Garden ~The Breadstick has a Secret Scent
im fucking crying right now

>>8492763
I read that as "L'affire des Poissons" and was about to say "hell yes" I want a print with adulterous fish à la harlequin romance cover parodies.

>>8492810
That's even better than my idea. Your bad eyes make us a good team. Lol.

Poofle Floofle
My Grandma
Too Many Bows
Faeries Everywhere
Wistful Thoughts
Butterfly Emporium
Teddy Bear Tiddlywinks
Be the Cake
Hippity Hoppity
Gumdrops Galore
Pretty Lady
Ribbon Candy Ribbons
Criss-cross Crosses
Pawfect Purrincess
Space Unicorn

>>8492265
I can't read this without thinking of that one obese lady from Freaky Eaters because it has cheesy potatoes in the name.

>>8492817
And now I am thinking of accessorize get it with the sardine-chan earrings.

>>8492508
I used to own one of those, and sadly most bananas do not even fit into them. You need to get a banana that is the perfect curve if you want it to fit. Perhaps the brand could release an edible banana to carry around in those as well.

>>8492444
>vibrant vuvuzelas
get on it, Meta

>>8492819
The Killing Jar
Zombie Poodle Circus
Zombie Magic Carousel
Princess Poison
Bloody Apothecary
Library of Spells
Toxic Cosmetics (lead, radium, mercury, etc.)
Poison Garden
Witches Wonder Cabinet
Black Cat Dance
Lizard Pavane
Snail Garden
Wraith's Treasure in the Mystery Burial Mound
The Underground
Catacomb Kitten Parade (cat skeletons in a catacomb at night)
Rotten Ribbon Rose
Insect Horde
Jack's Road (London street scene with suspicious clues to murder)
Alien Flesh-eating Squirrel Invasion

>>8492874
>Library of Spells
>Toxic Cosmetics (lead, radium, mercury, etc.)
>Poison Garden
>Witches Wonder Cabinet
>Jack's Road (London street scene with suspicious clues to murder)
A++ would wear

Rosenrot
Lover's Leap
Poodle Suicide
Wormland
Rainy Pills in the Hospital Ward
Night Nurse (black nurse uniform)
Alice's Fever Dream (bloody cards fighting)
Jabberwocky Battle
Midnight at the Sideshow
Abandoned Carnival
Whimsical Insect Collection

Painting style dresses:
Dead Queen's Chamber of Elegant Decay
Ophelia
Martyrdom of (saint of choice)
Lucifer's Fall
Memento Mori
Weird Victorians

>>8492819
>>8492874
These would make great Spring and Fall lines.

>>8492376

>>8493018
Perfection, I would happily wear that.

>>8492406
here we go hahaha

>>8492402

>>8493038
Christ on a bike, I would wear the hell out of this! 10 points anon

>>8492421
I was literally going to write Dio Burando but I checked first.

Can it just be a dress printed with steam rollers and mudas and then the matching headpiece is like Pet Shop?

And don't forget, the shoes are obvious.

>>8492376
>>8493018
>>8493038
Can this please become a real thing?

This is really stupid but I imagine Bodyline releasing a bunch of horrible replicas and the line would be called 'Baby, the Stars aren't so Bright'

Also
>Sapphic Pappilion (based on the ESC13 butterflies)
>Scallops in the Deep Sea
>Cross Flower Garden
>Clear Ground (opposite of Misty Sky)
>Here's Your Fucking Chocolate Print
>Hidden Treasure of the Salty Lolita
>Subway-themed dress

>>8493018
>>8493038
These are both so good.
If the OP came in sax or navy, I'd wear the shit out of both of them.

>>8493178
>ESC13 butterflies
>Here's your fucking chocolate print
Top kek. I'm down for a butterfly print tho.

>>8493216
This was the butterfly I'm reffering to but the colours look like they would clash on a dress

These aren't so much joke ideas, but I would love
>a room print with shabby chic/primitive decor
> a spice rack print with hanging herbs and little glass bottles
>a deep sea print with angler fish and bio luminescent fish and little LED lights.
>something similar to IW Cesky Krumlov but with a quaint midwest downtown with antique shops, boutiques, and salons or a colonial street with broom shops, apothecaries, glassblowers, blacksmiths


on a less serious note...
>trippy print like a painting put through Google Deep Dream
>seagull print with innocent bystanders getting pooped on
>unconventional murder weapons laid out over prints of the police reports they came from
>pets sleeping in weird positions
>Kardashian print - asses, cleavage, babies, money, tabloids, despondent men, and maybe a hobbit.
>ita print, like literally, stylized stereotypical lolitas illustrated doing ita weeby things printed along the bottom of the dress
>booze
>rainbow sponge lady
>ISpy book pages
>anything that comes wrapped in a tortilla, chimichangas, burritos, etc, with their delicious contents bursting everywhere
>your eclectic aunt's garage contents
>fractal art
>engrish
>big box store weird framed art
>sex toys, with actual little vibrators tucked behind illustrations of bullet vibes, so when you flip a switch in the waist bow the whole dress vibrates softly.

>>8493317

>rainbow sponge lady

i need this in my life

>antique furniture
>deep sea life , with glowing jellyfish and black dragonfish and the like
>lovecraftian mythos
>pasta print, or italian food in general
>illustrations of the angellic hierarchy
>wintery forest landscape print

>>8492435
>sophomore slump or comeback of the year

Venus in Yandyland
Granny Misako Dying in a Baby Dress
Eternal Mana-banana-sama
RinRin and the Smurfs HappyTime Adventure
Unicorn Funeral Procession
Chocolate Death
Veruca Salt, Queen of the Seagulls
Violet Beauregarde, Queen of the Fatties

Petite Adultère ~Cuck-chan's Magical Bedroom~
Salty Whale Harpooning Trip
Fapsock Shop on Kawaii Boulevard
Spooky Scary Skeleton-sama's Ballgown
Yandyman Diary ~Dreamy Japan Trip~
Fart Bouquet

>>8493271
I'm Eurovision trash and I would wear this so hard.

>>8493373
dress is just covered in wiggles and comic book style GASP OHMYGOSH WOW OOOH

>>8492376
Eshakti had a seagull print recently. I was tempted.

>>8493216
>>8493074
>>8493085
When I completed the drawing I was actually considering whether I should draw a "proper" version to distribute on spoonflower or something. Still wrestling on whether cartoon style/more realistic illustrative style would work better.

>>8493081
>>8492421
Here we go! the print is supposed to be the tarot cards! Now I really want the print as a simple JSK hahaha

>>8493044
This is beautiful anon

>>8495442
Oh my god I actually want this lmao

>>8493038
10/10 would pay burando prices for.

>>8495442
>>8493038
I want both

>>8493271
Yeah I watched that Eurovision. I think I'd be cool if it was kind of like a stained glass-esque print tbh.

>>8495010
I'm gonna have to look this up now.

>>8495442
10/10 would buy. I'm not a huge fan of fandom coords but I would absolutely buy this full set. Whether I'd wear it or not is debatable.

>>8492395
>tfw i love this idea
>not sure because i'm italian or because it's weird as fuck
>>8492819
That My grandma made my day. Grandma-kei would be literally true
>Pawfect Purrincess
That is really cute, i just imagined a print with a "nekomimi" lolita, i know very weeb tier.
I suggest:
Creepy Alien chan
Frankendolly
Flying Unicorn Fuck (remember that AATP cutsew?)
Starry Cyborg Doll
Alice in Spaceland
...I would like really future/alien themed lolita prints with a dark/creepy cute twist. Not just boring galaxy prints. And silver/holographic items.

>>8492415
>>8495442

10/10

Lost in Mail
Search for Alice's Missing Paycheck
Journey to Unmarked Van
Wolverine Tea Party
Wet Koala Chan
Secular/Alternate versions of gothic prints, featuring the Flying Spaghetti Monster and/or a fedora.
USDA Grade B Fruits
Cockroach Dream Carnival
Clowns in your Dreams
Low Carb Coconut Milk Latte, Room for Cream
Melty Sugary Mess
Southern Fried Sweets
Gingham Mother's Tablecloth
Lady Gaga x Meta -- Edgy Nightmare Dress

Starry Carnival Parade, inspired by brazilian/west indian carnivals and ushering a new era of ridiculous headdresses.

>>8492508
i died

Pure Dreamy Crystal
A print that is crystal meth themed
It is the most valued in the blue colorway

>>8497171
>Lost in Mail

>>8492874
>>8492941
>The Killing Jar
>Lizard Pavane
>Snail Garden
>Insect Horde
>Insect Horde
>Whimsical Insect Collection

Prints designed by Suehiro Maruo

>Jack's Road (London street scene with suspicious clues to murder)
This could be nicely coorded with pic related.

>>8493178
>Here's your fucking chocolate print
>kek
>I'd wear the hell out of that

>>8492435

>Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Dress So We Wouldn't Get Sued

>I Wear Brand Not Replicas

je ne peux pas se permettre cette robe

>>8492444
even Vidalia onions?

>>8495716
>>8495010
It's not very kawaii

>>8502182
it's a decent normfag dress though?

>>8502186
Do you know how a normal person dress?

>>8502194
I lied, it looks like something my grandma would wear.

>>8492265
>Cherish my Cheesy Sandwiches

It's all grilled cheese sandwich themed

>>8493038
I want this so badly

>>8502182
>"oh it's kinda nice. Maybe otome-able"
>clicks thumbnail
>"uh..."

The background color looks pretty nice but that's about it.

>mfw captcha asks me to pick USC cookies but all my friends go to UCLA

>>8493317
Now I want a primitive decor dress called 'So Classic It's Iron Age'. Preferably released by Meta.
A booze print combined with fantastical, unintelligible Engrish sounds perfect. I'd wear the shit out of it.

>>8493398
Bonus points if the angelic hierarchy one is full of the weirdass eyeball things described in the Bible and not the generic winged human. Double bonus points if the eyes glow in the dark.

>>8502521
yes!! that's what i was thinking too
weird monstrous angels are my life

>>8502019
Sauce on that necklace, please? I need this...for a friend.

>>8502049

>>8492874
Jesus H. Christ, I'd empty my savings account to buy these dresses! Please send this list to a designer. Bloody Apothecary needs to be in my closet.

Dreams of the Chemist
Stardust Ruins
What Do Whales Dream of
Sheep at a Tea Party
Upon Two Gentlemanly Manatees
Frilly Little Ferrets
Swan Song
Long Walks on the Beach
Rainy Sunday
Mermaid Dream Catcher
Rabbit's Last Breath
So Sad to See You Go

>>8502827
Alchemy Gothic

>>8503070
Two if by Sea
Flamingo Parade
Pity Party
Anchors a-Wei
Chapel of Stained Glass
Broken Roses
Spiders Play the Harp
Duck Party

>don't have creative names for these
Moths on White Roses
Paper Sailboats and Airplanes

Never Forgetti ~ Mom's Spaghetti
An Atelier Totori Tribute.

Spoopy Ghost Cake
Graveyard of Dreams
Koala Party
Mantis & Butterfly
Montgolfier
7 Deadly Sins
Solar System
Sea Dragon Garden
Morpho Dream
Luna Moths in the Moonlight
Roadkill
Quail & Jackrabbit
Fatty's Miracle Macaron
Magical Moonpie
Raining Oreos
Parade of Gummy Animals
Clara's Dream
Bluebird Skies
Rainy Clouds & Sun Rays

>Apocalyptic Serenade

Gabriel's horn, opening the Seven Seals, etc. please, with the surge of religious prints, i need a grim musical mindbreak print.

>>8502019
>Prints designed by Suehiro Maruo
>all of those prints

oculolinctus themed print when

>>8509138
>Conquest's Ouverture
>War's Allegretto
>Famine's Divertissement
>Death's Coda

I'd kill for something like this as solids in their corresponding colours as an accompaniment to the print series.

The unwritten rule - A JSK with blouses printed all over it

Smuggety Smug
Romeo & Juliet
I'm An Independent Black Lady Who Don't Need No Man
Returned to Shipper
Address Unknown
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cats-- stars and kitties
Leave me to Read
Shh Only Dreams Now
The NopeNopeNope Dress
You've Been Flocked -- a dress with flamingos on it
So Long Sunset
Red Sky At Night
Sailors Delight
Sing Me Sea Shanty
Sirens Song
Don't Kidnap Me
Budgies Budgies Budgies
Polar bear Moment
Knotty Ropes - navy with white ropes
Ice Queen
Sand-dollars
Raindrops and Dreamdrops
Play me the Piano
Violins
Symphonys Sympathy
Unflattering
Baby Don't Herd Me-- with sheep.

>>8492265
Bloodmoon ~ Once a Luna

>>8492874
I would for real wear the hell out of Zombie Poodle Circus

Dreamy Dreidel - border print can be of ornate or kitschy dreidels with different Hebrew letters showing and Stars of David. Coord it with your very own cute lacy yarmulke and shawl. Reservation period is 8 days and then its gone.

Throw some menorahs in there too why not. Don't forget to wear your best curly wig!