/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8487566
I already fucking lost god damn it

Presenting the greatest thread /cgl/ has ever had

>>8487589
Having no american culture (europeasant here) i have no idea of what exactly is happening and who are those people but the "two pixyteris hanging on your chest" got me

>>8487566
Holy shit I have been waiting forever for someone to make this thread. sadly this is the only fresh thing i have to contribute

>>8487631
This actually got me

>>8487631
This one got me

Only thing I have to contribute

>>8487656
omg LAWL funny cause she wants to be molested, amirite?

I've got a few

>>8487691

>>8487695

>>8487698

>>8487698
I don't get it

>>8487701

>>8487707

>>8487705
you must have missed that week on CoF/cgl

>>8487709

>>8487713

>>8487658
nobody wants to be molested asswipe

>>8487715

>>8487705
>be qt man
>post outfit on an outfit sharing group consisting majority of the opposite sex
>have a gf
>get a ridiculous number of likes
>get comments of girls "catcalling" you, mentioning their panties being wet and inappropriate things they want to do to you.
>they think it is ok
HAHAHAHA

>>8487723

>>8487736

>>8487589
that was great

>>8487739

>>8487741

>>8487744

>>8487774
Not strictly /cgl/ but it's funny.

>>8487779

>>8487781

>>8487784

>>8487787
I lost my shit

>>8487787
I laughed and then felt bad.

Saw this posted on another board

>>8487781
I do. I do want that shit. I don't even know what I would coord it with but I very much want that box of pancake mix.

>>8487787
I've been on CGL too long, I've already read this.

And lost my shit.

>>8487840
This. The first time I saw it reposted my reaction was "hey, I was there for this!"
10/10 horror story thread.

>>8487715
>The scroll was better
Gets me every time.

>>8487718
But I do ;)

>>8487840
It wasn't that long ago though..

>>8487781
This made me laugh the hardest.

>>8487828
I am a woman, I understand what they're talking about and I still feel sick...

>>8487653
Transfat. Lolol, I'm out.

>>8487661
Almost got me, still going strong.

>>8487709
this got me

>>8487744
>>8487747
kek'd at those filenames

you just lost

I remember the time my friend and I started the thread with her. That ended up in a huge saga for days.

>>8488346
context pls

Secrets are up gulls. Always some funny content there (but mostly i laugh at other people's drama)

>>8487718
some people do, actually, want to be molested. probably for fetish reasons

>>8487709
Someone posted my pic. Hell yeah!
Here's the cover for that book.

>>8488339
Really? This isn't funny. Whether it's true or not what happened, you don't just cap it and post it in a humor thread.

>>8488476

>>8488491

>>8488493

>>8488491
OH fuck there is a STICKY?

>>8488488
I didn't laugh. I felt like I entered a goddamn time capsule.

>>8487653

>>8488188
You're right, what I meant more is that I'm on it too much - as in I didn't miss this because I waste all my time here.

>>8488427
IIC she had a decent Yoko Cosplay that was horribly photoshopped and she and her bf were both huge cunts. Her bf came into the thread and called everyone cum-dripping fuck sponges.

>>8488573
Here we go. This is the gif fo the original and shooped images.
>entered shoop into cosplay contest on FB
>got called out for bad shoop
>doubled down and denied everything
>original was in her own fb album
>posted to /cgl/
>she and her bf flip out and insult everyone here and on fb, included calling us cum-dripping fuck sponges
>she replaces contest entry with a Yoko boob shot
>called out for not being a full cosplay picture
>she still mad

>>8488339
This isn't really funny just really sad and stupid.
She's seriously responded in threads with "stop hating on me just because I got raped" before, and I'm pretty sure no one talks about it but her. I'm glad that she feels stronger now or whatever, but she really needs to rethink her approach on the subject.

>>8487828
I was there for this thread. I actually miss women threads, it was nice to talk to predominately female population on a board.

>>8487698
lost here

>mfw hubba hubba

>>8487784
Kek lost it

>>8488530
I've been on tumblr a while. So very glad I never became this.

>>8487698
Friggin lost

>>8488491
I never had an issue with these... WTF is wrong with the new people?

>>8488476
fuckin' lost it.

>>8487661
This is the one that got me

>>8487631
i would've laughed without reading the filename, but damn. also, i love how they even used a dog.

>>8487661
>>8488476
almost got me.

>>8488251
I chuckled

>>8487656
lol'd at all the guys in the background

>>8488207
>lost
always

>>8488488
I want to see a series of joke videos where Mana does stereotypically manly things while in drag.

>>8489443
In Hebrew (old testament and current) petti can mean "gullible".

>>8488346

>>8488339
OKAY I HATE WHEN MEOWPLE KITTY ME FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. LIKE NYA, IT'S PROBABLY THE WORST THING I'VE EVER PURRXPERIENCED. NYA I STILL HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES BECAUSE OF IT. BUT IM ALSO A CAT STRONGER BECAUSE OF IT AND WHAT HAPPENED MEOW SO FEELING BAD FOR ME IS JUST GONNA MEOWKE ME FEEL LIKE I SHOULD FEEL BAD TOO. IT'S MEOWKAY FOR ME TO BE MEOWKAY. IM A TABBY MEOWSON DESPITE WHAT I WENT THROUGH SO NYA.

#tw:neutering #tw:laserpointer

>>8487698
FUCK! I lost it. I was doing so well.

>actually thinks men should dress more elegantly
>leaves /cgl/ for the day

>>8488479

>>8487718
I'd rather be kidnapped, locked in a basement and mindbreaked, but molestation is also fine. Pls don't discriminate me.

>>8489469
Surprised this hasn't been stolen and turned into a taobao tshirt.

>>8488188
fuck I lost

>>8488582
The shop makes her look like someone's mom, jfc

>>8487653
I didn't laugh until "my joints hurt," but I did laugh.

>>8489785

>>8487781
I might buy one and fill it with genuine bisquick just to fuck with people.

/r/ing the horror story about the "pushbot" that pushed some guy down a flight of stairs, and the horror story comic about the landwhale and the Assassin's Creed cosplayer.

>>8488582
She also went around attacking other Yokos on DA, and flipped out when she was told to cover up at a con because she was revealing too much claiming that she was being discriminated against for having big tits.

>>8487781
best secret of all time, god bless.

>>8488346
>>8488582
I really wish there were caps or something of the threads. The archives don't seem to go that far back. That was a fun week.

>>8489946
Lol. Damn.

>>8489618
underrated post

>>8489788
I don't get this

>>8487787
I blew more air out of my nose than usual and almost smiled. I'd say it counts and I've already read this.

>>8489984
OTT sweet lolita has taken over and become the fresh hip thing to wear when you're young in Lolita, Gothic Old school is dying out.
In that episode of spongebob (iirc) Mr Krabs is in denial about being old/near death, and at some point in the episode that kid comes out of nowhere to help him walk to his room, like how young kids help old people.

>>8489781
>swankiss bag

at least she has good taste in clothes

>>8487701
fuck i lost

>>8489723
Aaay, someone as messed up as me, fantastic.

>>8490057
this killed me, jfc

>>8490057

>>8490066

>>8490067

>>8490068
HA
I love this

>>8490088
Ever since I saw this, I can't not think of it when I hear the song.
>werk werk werk senora, werk it all da time

>>8488335
>

>>8489515
Ok.. I laughed.

But that was a long set up, shame on you.

>>8489644
...I'd wear that

>>8487631
>me on the left

>>8487701
Goddamnit anon, I was doing so well.

>>8487828
The last few ones made me laugh so hard.
Girls are gross.

>>8487718
So why dress like that, then?

>>8490057
So.... P4 Guy mixed with the dancing jazz guy?

>>8490068
Fucking gold

>>8490282
Tfw they probably still don't realize you're a troll.

>>8490067
I know it's Venus but I don't get it

>>8487809
Did he shoop his skin green or is that just the world's best body paint?

>>8490687
No, the girl in the kimono is a seagull. the statue is PT.

>>8488339
Why would you even tell strangers that you got raped if not because you wanted pity/attention?
>"I got raped"
>"I'm sorry that happened to you"
>"STOP PITYING ME, I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN"

>>8490687
How new are you anon?

>>8489618
oh my god
lost it here

Does anyone remember this?

>>8489946
Which game?

>>8487723
i am amazed this was saved and posted to places

>>8490067
r'ing more comics/drawings by this person. i remember seeing a few other funny ones in the same style.

Classic.

>>8487707
what's the story behind this one?

>>8488339
you fucking disgust me

>>8491165

>>8489944
if youre talking about the original comment thread on the otaku house contest photo, its still up on their facebook.

>>8491114
Back to tumblr with you.

>>8490730
He's a friend of mine - it's bodypaint.

>>8488207
>saved

>>8491049
A classic.

>>8488339
Wait, this isn't satire?

>>8487828
Oh for the love of god, why can't I be gay ;_;

>>8488530
Oh no. Oh God. I got a pixie cut a while ago and I wear my hair like that -- headband and everything.
>now I fucking know why my feminazi classmates from uni kept asking me if I'm attending any Slut Walks
>now I fucking understand why my colleagues kept asking me about my political views
>now I fucking understand why a friend in Christmas saw me all dressed up and asked me where I hid my revolutionary militia self
>now I fucking understand that I have to burn every headband I own
Be on the lookout for a huge bonfire in the horizon, seagulls.

>>8487781
>"YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
>whip out this purse
>"OH SHIT"

who the fuck does he think he is? you dont get to cosplay the traplord pepe with a bmi of <4.5%
fucking pleb

>>8491505

>>8491510

>>8491516

>>8491545

Does anyone have caps of the original Treelita thread? The archive doesn't seem to work for me.

>>8488488
Context?

>>8491550
Ohhhh my god the fucking trip drama

>>8491104
covention staff being clueless

>>8491603
Mana demonstrating he is no one's bitch

>>8491620
where-is-the-tea-John.gif

>>8491686

>>8491567
I gotchu gull

>>8491769

>>8491165
Got me so bad I peed a little.

>>8491973
Please stop, I'm going to wet myself.

>>8491973
Fuck I finally lost

>>8491516
KEK, this is why the internet exists

>>8491689
I'm not even a lolita and this is the one that got me.

Found on some AM/John Leigh post on FB.

>>8490858
You mean from earlier this month?

>>8492090
>based Brad
I fuckin love that guy.

>>8487698
Im so proud that my OC is worthy of this thread

>>8488339
fuck off anon, your hateboner for voldie is pathetic

>>8491959
That one did it for some reason. The idea of being a Chipotle burrito for Halloween is fantastic.

>>8492055
Fabulous

>>8491165
I lost. I lost so hard.

>>8491952
For all the things I almost laughed at, this had to be the one that made me lose. applause.

>>8491959
FUCK. Lost. Just the mental image of some kid wrapped in foil getting called a burrito and insisting that they're from FMA next to a kid in a raincoat and I lost so bad

>>8491959
This one got me

>>8491111
Isn't that Filthy Frank?

>>8487828
>people still think this thread was all girls and not just guys from other boards

>>8487631
Fuck I lost, this made me laugh way more than it should have

>>8492573
Someone's in denial

>>8489618
ive always loved this one.

>>8490030
Good taste in waifus too, I'd say.

>>8492613
SHIT, ignore this I didn't realize it was already posted >>8491516

>>8492095
Anon I see all the effort you put into your creation and applaud you for it. Thanks for the giggle.

>>8491179
>tfw no qt /fit/ green bf

>>8488207
>tfw I made this

>>8490876
CocoPPaPlay.

the current event involves rescuing models with a Style Gun to make them cute since the fashion show coordinator put them all in watermelon suits.

>>8493369
Omg win
Thank you anon

>>8487864
i don't know why but this one got me

neverforget

>>8491516
God damn it. Ya got me, anon, ya got me good.

>>8493745

>>8491022
Every goddamn time.

>>8493749
holy fuck I gotta make/find a lolita version

>>8494253
godspeed anon

>>8489839
I laughed way to hard.

>>8491973
oh wow someone capped it, i didn't even think i was that clever, but i chuckled.

>>8491111
Nice quads also isn't that Filthy Frank?? Wow.

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN~!

Back when we were a red board...

>>8494453
oh yes it is. sad i'm not going this year. i even have a nice coord i could wear

>>8487695
Terrified children crack me up every time.

>>8489791
okay this one is admittedly my favorite and i laughed.

the one thing we could all agree on.

>>8494460
Miss when we were a red board honestly. Though maybe I just miss the mods not being nazis though.

>>8494413
yep, Joji is quite an attractive male

>>8492558
Yep

>>8493508
Ahahaha she paid $200 for a circle skirt with an elastic waistband? Did she not see a problem with that? This is why I always Google prices on my phone before I buy something in person. Also because I'm a massive jew.

>>8494494
I do that, too. Once, I saw a Malco Modes 575 at an antique store for 150 dollars. I pointed out that I could buy a new one for 70 off their website, and she protested, saying that one was from the 30s or some shit, saying the lady who had it paid 800 dollars, and it was worth way more than the price she had on it.

lolnope

>>8494460
>>8494468
Fuck I've now realized I've been on /cgl/ for like 8 years

>>8494499
Wow
Scalpers r us

>>8487736
I don't even browse this board but this is fucking hilarious

>>8491959
lol

>>8491308
Aww anon, I feel you
I precisely avoided buying any "feminist" looking glasses and wearing similar stuff because of that. I really like cat-eye frames but i'd look like the "triggered" chick that everyone despises.

>>8491516
I lost...

>>8491952
Welp, I lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1BNzgI_e_Y

>>8494977
rape isn't a joke man

>>8495059
what are you talking about faggot, nice ant picture btw

>>8488491
I have been on 4chan since 2007, and have been lurking the board on and off for years, and I STILL don't know what EGL is

>>8489791
Anybody have the old version where it's /cgl/ discussing pt instead? I've been sticking here around since before the drama ban and I lost that classic. :^(

>>8495122

>>8495135
you're a saint, anon.

>>8489618
>139 KB, 1025x512)
I can't believe this, i'm saving this.

>>8495101
Elegant Gothic Lolita
Mana of Malice Mizer fame, Pic related, coined the term like 15-20 years ago.
Now you know

>>8495135
god bless you anon I've been trying to find this for ages

>>8491165
>>8491962
>tfw people save my stuff
....huh.
Thanks gulls.
>>8489785
FUCK
I've seen this before and forgot all about it.

New laptop so nothing to contribute. Sorry.

>>8492573
Nope it definitely was all girls, all that stuff really does happen.

>>8488188
My first thought was "aww" then I was like "Oh..."

>>8488337
wuuutt

>>8495066
It's a joke you silly goose.

Been meaning to make this for a while because I pretty much always have an occasion to use it.

>>8489618
It got me

>>8495168
I've heard that Mana didn't actually come up with the term per se and that it was in fact a magazine that used the phrase to sum up his style, which he described as something like 'gothic and feminine elegance'. Mana then rolled with it because it summed his aesthetic approch perfectly.

I read an article about this a while back but can't find it which is bugging the shit outta me.

I mean, yeah I'm splitting hairs hear really, as to say he 'invented' the phrase makes sense rather than assigning credit to anyone else, since it was more or less his description anyway. It's just er, interesting I guess.

>>8495528
>here

Disgusting, inexcusable grammatical error. Sorry.

>>8495528
I'm still not convinced lolita and the book Lolita weren't at least connected or implied back then when the name came about but I'd love to ask someone in the know. Novala gave Nakamura the name Juliette et Justine and that WAS taken directly from the de Sade book of the same title, they both say so. I think western prudery may have had a hand in the vehement denial of any connection between the name lolita being used with even a slight connection to the book.

>>8495547
It's unclear where exactly the name came from, but I believe the only real connection was that they both have to do with young girls. IIRC, the word did not have the same sexual connotations at the time.

what happened to PT aniways?

>>8495603
>hikkiNEET
>boyfriend

>>8491689
>TFW you're apart of something larger than you

>>8495653
*a part

apart and a part have opposite meanings, get your shit together before you get someone killed

>>8495673
I'm sorry

Lost again.

>>8495101
google it

>>8495890
fuck that is a good pun. it made me so mad.

>>8495580
I also wondered because Misako lists it in her bibliography or filmography in the back of her book too. I can't read the caption though, damn it. I wish I could translate scans.

>>8487725
I thought it was gross and it embarrassed me that they did that. I'm just a girl bystander/lolita too.

>>8495953
Post a scan, maybe I or someone else can read it.

>>8488491
I think I only hit one or two of these and I've only been lurking since October, this gives me hope .-.

>>8489618
lost it

>>8491516
lost so fucking hard, I'm almost in tears

>>8487656

>>8495634
She's still cracka-lackin'. Currently jobless and continuing to shine~
The big 3-0 is coming up, so we are ready for the impending shitstorm. There are a couple of special farms out there for the lolcows now since the dramaban.

>>8496072
I feel kinda bad for her at this point. Is there any hope for people like this?

I remember back when the "evil stick" toy emerged

>>8490858
I'm the anon that typed that long wall of HA's. Fuck that thread.

>>8495580
The film version directed by Adrian Lyne hit Japan in 1998 and was very popular. Dolores (Lolita) was played by 15 year old Dominique Swain and her character was played in a very cute, naively coquettish kind of way. Dare I say any allegorical elements (consumerism, excess, old Europe yadda yadda) were completely lost on the audience (not helped by language barriers and the film's portrayal of the story in general) and instead it may have hit pop culture as a portrayal of innocence - sweetly romantic if slightly 'forbidden'. This interpretation isn't unique to Japan of course, for better or worse the lolita novel and films have been romanticised right across the globe.

Rather than a 12 year old child as portrayed in the book, lolita in the film looks her 15 years and instead probably comes across as 'moe' or some shit and thus perhaps not as uncomfortable or disturbing to viewers as intended in the novel.

Anyway, although it's not a direct link I think it is probably more than a coincidence; somewhere along the line lolita was picked up to mean 'young cute girl'. Whilst I gather the term 'lolita' was used to describe the emerging fashion in the mid 90s before the movie came out, I think it may have, amongst other things, help the term to 'stick'. As far as I understand it, there weren't many mentions of 'lolita fashion' at all until 1998 onwards. However 'lolicon' was used to describe super feminine and cute shoujo type characters in the 80s without much stigma attached to it.

>>8487774

>>8487787
I came for a laugh and instead I got a boner.
Th-thanks, /cgl/

>>8491613
Wrong. It was staff taking care of the arcade that kept getting mistaken as convention staff when they didn't know about anything else besides arcade stuff.

>>8495890
made me grin

>>8493508
I am immortalized.
WONDERFUL

>>8495653
I remember when you made that picture. Can't for the life of me remember the context though.

>>8489439
reminds me of a cunt i know

>>8487710
lost

>>8487566

>>8489723
I don't get it. Can you explain, anon?

>>8489785
I LOST, holy shit

>>8491959
Fuck it all. I started crying I laughed so hard.