/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>fap thread
>stories
Wh...

>>>/r/

>CGL
>Fap thread
>full of seagulls
So brave

>>8424113
There's a lot of low sex drive women on this board which I know is hard to believe on 4chan but yea...

>>8424117

We know you got some Tenleid.

>>8424140
It's just that these summerfags think they know this board when we could probably make them run crying.

I mean, after all, seagulls inherently know where to hit exactly where it hurts. That's their magical girl power.

>>8424145

Wow, people like you are fucking insane.

>>8424140
>>8424145
Oh come on girls, fap threads were always a thing. Plus I think this board is still majoritary guys, if I remember the data from the last polls correctly. It's just that the guys are contained in threads like these.

>>8424164
Most of the girls on /cgl/ are mean. At least, to others online. In person, they're probably nicer.

>>8424178
A lot of people are dicks on the internet because most of the time it has no real consequences in the real world

>>8424183
True, but on other boards, there's always that brotherly connection. Here, it's desolate.

>>8424113
What the fuck is happening with her hip/ass, jesus she needs to see a doctor.

>looking at street fighter hello kitty dolls
>girl dressed as poison ivy passes by me
>grazed my dick with her hand
>did she notice?
>I did
>furiously masterbate to it
>eat my cum like a slut
>feel guilty
>do it again
>repeat

>>8424187

/cgl/ is harmless though

At best the people who lose sleep are the underage kids that get vendetta posted in threads, but most people that have been around /cgl/ know that catty girls really don't do anything except gossip and leave you alone at cons

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>>8424222

Uh, yeah, maybe if you're underage cancer trashing up 4chan with vendettas and unfunny gossip

>>8424113
Nobody gives a fuck about your sad masturbation stories


There is a cosplay thread in /s/ you know

>>8424227
Sooo sorry one tiny section of 4chan isnt your perfect ball-sweat paradise life is so hard

>>8424227
Sounds like you're talking about yourself dear.

>>8424473
Anon-chan here with the ball-sweat zinger. Beautiful.

>went to con alone despite anxiety
>wearing silly cat ears because I liked the idea of cosplay but wasn't brave enough to try anything
>it's late, I'm sitting in line for a panel, exhausted
>a couple of girls come up to talk to their friend next to me
>one in a military outfit just stares down at me, unspeaking
>we make eye contact for several long painful seconds
>I don't think she meant to look so grim but it's terrifying anyway
>I'm too tired and afraid to say anything
>never felt so powerless, ugly, and stupid, wearing my dumb cat ears
>eventually they go off and I get into the panel
>cry later feeling like complete trash having failed basic human interaction

>>8424187
>brotherly connection
lol

>>8424473

underage fag spotted

>>8424491

isn't it past your bedtime

>>8424585
next you'll tell me you've been here all year and that I should go back to tumblr.

>>8424615

I've probably been here longer

And yes why don't you, aren't there shitlords to reblog

>>8424473
Summer's here again!

>>8424615

I've been here all year, and you should go back to tumblr.


W-wait!

>>8424129
>>8424133
>>8424140
>>8424145
>>8424178
>>8424187
>>8424222
>>8424356
>>8424473
You're all fucking obnoxious and summer. Fap threads are common on /cgl/ and filled with men and also women who like to look at other women. This board isn't completely filled with meanie-weenies who want to tear everyone and you're all making this a bigger deal than it ever is.
>tldr shut the fuck up and lurk moar
You're welcome. Jesus.