/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8382713

>>8382715
Why?

can we include general horrible handmade?

>>8382723
this is tacky but not regretsy-tier

>>8382724
this was sold on lacemarket even.

>>8382760
Let's do it anon.

>>8382760
I don't understand what is even going on with her skirt. Is she wearing an umbrella as a skirt, too?

>>8383193
She's twirling, if it's the shape that's confusing you.

>>8382715
"Help me..."

>>8382723
I feel like these pieces seperately could make some cute mori outfits

>>8383193
extendable pleasure wand

>>8382713

>>8383296
yeah I dont care for the fit of the top but the skirt is fun on its own.

>>8382760
a walking seizure trigger.

>>8383226
That's what I thought at first, but I got confused since there wasn't any motion blur or anything. I think I'm super out of touch with photography tech.

>>8384282
I...I kinda like this.

>>8384282

>>8384288

>>8384292

>>8384295
>gothic lolita

>>8384299
a classic

>>8384302
>"The crowning achievement of my artistic career!"

>>8384307
>cyber goth lolita
>Materials: gypsy love, magic potion

>>8384282
Man if they didn't have such awful fucking color/fabric choices this would have been super cute.

>>8383334
wow seeing this as a gif- she's like super cute when the umbrella is actually extended there.

all yours for $296.70

>>8384425
Toot is love, toot is life

>>8384426
This looks well made at least? Though I wouldn't pay more than $80 for it...

>>8384282
This is almost kind of cute. not a fan of yellow though.

>>8384426
The skirt looks like a jellyfish and I kind of dig it. Not for 296 tho

>>8384282
My attempt at photoshop. Don't worry, I'm not planning on quitting my day job.

>>8384292
To be fair,
that embroidery is really nice, such a shame

>>8384309
i like her pose though.

>>8384302
To this day I think she's still trying to sell her Hello Kitty lolita outfit for $125 on Cosplaycom

>>8384282
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/lolita-cosplay-womens-dress-clothing-/121669789299?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item1c5415a673

This find was an accident, I swear.

Searching generic head bows and found this

I got a good 30 min laugh...my sides were getting a workout

>>8388467
Oh my god I love this

>>8387088
It's a great pose for a gang bang kek

>>8388497

>>8388499

>>8388501

>>8388467
There was a secret with Marlon "Burando" on BTB once. I wish I could find it.

>>8388502
sweet mother of mercy

>>8388467
it can be yours for $1.57 w/ a $3.97 shipping.

> It's a sticker, for one fucking sticker

>>8388467
oh my god, that is glorious.

>>8384288
Is this... is this made of curtains? What the hell are those rivets and seam lines?

>>8386618
Such an improvement! I'd wear the shit out of this.

>>8386618

Now can you photoshop it in a way to make it look ironed.

>>8384000
>>8383193
it was tagged as lolita too kek

>>8384426
Looks like a lamp.

>>8388497
All I can see is
>Yellow penis shape with wings

>>8388501

While I am aware it's a retarded piece of jewelry, I kind of like this

It says "Trying too hard to look like an ironic juggalo and pulling off actual juggalo perfectly by accident"

Dare I ask for a link?

>>8388497
>>8388502
What is it with people constantly trying to sell these disgusting decoden pieces? Surely no one is stupid enough to buy something that so evidently looks shit.

>>8390007
I'm sorry. I can't remember the seller, but I have a few more images of their work.

>>8390867

>>8390871
and that's all I have.

>>8390028
I just don't know...

>>8390890
Do you want to build a snowman?

>>8384282
I actually kinda want this

>>8389951
I love lamp

>>8382715
I laughing so hard right now.

>Jumping Rope Gothic Lolita Doll Handmade Painted Wood Table Top Sign

>>8388502
holy shit what is this even supposed to be, and please tell me the filename is lying, this wasn't really $35 was it ?? please god no

>>8388501
i'd wear this tbh

>>8382723
Eh, that would sell like a hot cake in a store here. We have a store that sells nothing but actual dresses that look like that. I live in the South. That kind of stuff is popular here worn with cowboy boots.

>>8382760
I would buy the umbrella. I'll pass on the skirt.

>>8384282
It looks like a magical girl outfit.

>>8388501
ICP-kei?

>>8395156
Oh dear.

>>8384292
I don't want to like this

>>8384282
fluttershy colour scheme?

>>8388498
What a creep
Your summer is showing

>>8384292
if there wasn't the stupid neck attachment it probably wouldn't be so bad

>>8384299
this makes me sad because i iike the skirt design

>>8386618
I...I dont wanna like this but...Ugh i need it so cute

>>8390890
Wait this is on a hair brush. Like not even a cute one but just a fucking boring cheap paddle brush. I got the same exact one in my beauty school kit, it retails for like $5. Why would you do that?

>>8398964
SHOULDNOTWANT.jpg

>I created this Junjou Romantica inspired iPhone case because I love the anime and manga. Junjou Romantica is one of my favorite yaoi anime series. In fact, it was the first yaoi anime I ever watched and once I watched the whole series I became an instant yaoi fan girl. Thus, I had to make an iPhone case inspired by this amazing anime. The iPhone case is a decoden creation with some of the major symbols from the anime. Therefore, I put Suzuki on the case because he is Usami favorite teddy bear. In addition, I made a strawberry short cake because Misaki is always cooking for Usami. Also, I put hearts and roses on the case because there are always roses and hearts throughout the anime. Lastly, I put the manga book on the case because the manga is the most important part of the series. This is the perfect gift for fans of Junjou Romantica. The iPhone case is for an iPhone 5.

>>8398964
I actually want this

>>8398970
>hm, doesn't look half bad, is that a floral print?
>zoom in
>please don't

>>8398970
only 1 available and it's xs

>>8399471
never mind, didn't check the measurments

>Cyberlox pair of Foams - Cyber Dreadlocks - Pink Lilac white glitter - Hairfalls - Fairy Kei - Cyber Lolita

>This marvelous hair accessory is one of a kind. floral head band. the edges are hemmed.

>>8390867
pepe-kei

>>8398964
>mi

>>8384282
>>8387129
turns out it's not some sad handmade at all and comes in other colours
>http://www.rq-bl.com/pro_info_id_465.html

>>8399527
10/10

>>8398964
I think I've seen this on taobao though
Probably for like a 10th of the price

This is supposed to look like a cupcake...

How about hanging some kawaii dead fish from your ears?

>>8402031
Make the bows black and i'll take 'em.

>yfw your ears have never been pierced

>>8402031
i mean, are they real fish? bc otherwise i'd wear them

>>8384295
I'd love to take this print (with solid colour accents instead of that plaid and crap lace) and make a cute cooking/baking apron

as is though? oh god my eyes

>>8402029
I thought that was a succulent.
>>8402031
I actually kind of like that in a strange way.

>>8388497
I love this so much. It looks like they covered their phone in cream cheese and emptied out their pencil pouch onto it.

>>8402144
Reverse searching gave me this loosely translated description "After coating many times in the "dried sardine-chan" the transparent resin, cute it with a small bow tie." So, yes. I believe these are real dried fish.

I saw someone try to make them a while back with canned sardines. It looked similar to these, but I don't know if the earrings lasted or if they attracted cats.

>>8402029
That looks like Neopet food.

>>8398970
I would like this if it was coated with boys instead of tit monsters

>>8398970
i actually want these

>>8386618
i feel like you could just fix it with several dyes and turn it black
at least that's what I would do

seeing stuff like this for sale at a decently high price irks me to no end

>>8402255

>>8402259
I have no mouth and I must scream

>>8402262
The donut hole is its mouth

>its always screaming

Not really Etsy but...

>>8399527
I died.

>>8402306
honestly the only thing that bugs me is the front double-breasted panel thing, it looks awkward and out of place.

other than that i hope they keep experimenting, it is inspiring to see old man ouji and the guy was pretty boss when i met him at a con.

>>8402259
>mfw I used to make shit like this and feel proud
but I know it was better than this like take a toothpick to texture the clay and make it look like gingerbread at least for Christ's sake.

>>8402029
I thought it was a deviled egg

>>8402328
I love this man's outfits

>>8398964
>>8398970
omg stop i actually like these

>>8398970
Link? I'd fucking wear them.

>>8402031
do you all remember the girl who made a pair of these after seeing this picture. She used the little dried fish, coated them in resin and added cabochans ( sp?)

cute in a weird way

I was looking for some lolita headresses and thought of you guys

>>8403194
the most laziest thing I've ever saw

>>8382760
its sooo..


weird
But I love weird!
cute outfit

>>8390867
>>8390871
>>8390876
>>8388501
Ugh, "ironic" tumblrshit that they wear once to be quirky and edgy with the caption "bow to ur queen" underneath and tagged with

>#lol im so ugly tho
>#basically me tbh
>#gpoy

>>8399527
Top fucking kek

>>8403353
yes... "Lolita"

>>8403353

Those bows look like sad floppy ears...

The grey matches the 'stache.

>>8399527
fuckin lost it

>>8403194
It looks like something a lolita would use on her period

>>8398970
Please link, I need these

>>8402255
This is all I could see from the thumbnail.

>>8402241
Same

>>8382723
it's kinda remind me of Laura Ingalls.

Questionable in style but not badly done.

>>8403353

babby's first craft.
I don't feel like mockity mocking because when I started knitting I also did created ugly ass pieces for my barbie. And I was proud. Very proud.

>>8398976
I don't care about the case, I'm just bothered by those middle school sentence transitions

>>8403744

I am a guy... and the first time i knit something it did not look as butchered as that.

Now you might have done your barbie dress when you were a kid. So you can cut yourself some slack. But as a grownup you know when you fuck up, and you can always repair whatever fuckup you did.

Seeing that you fucked up, and still patting yourself on the shoulder beeing proud of what you did and trying to sell that... now thats just fucking horrible.

>>8403756
>I am a guy...
Good for you nobody cares

>>8403756
>tfw when first time I knitted, I was gonna make a scarf, but got bored before even getting half-way, so it became a blanket for my cat instead
In my defense, she did like the blanket.

>>8403070
weeaboo-wave

>>8403194
found more from the same shop

>>8403749
Maybe they aren't a native English speaker?

>make sweets deco
>these threads always have an abundance of awful sweets deco
>love looking at the horrible jobs people do
>slowly start cringing

why do people think this shit is good? who looks at >>8402029 and things 'yes i did it, job well done!'? i didn't do all that well when first starting out, but i didn't try to sell my shit till i got really good.

>>8403703
"turdis charm"
kek

>>8387129
>http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/lolita-cosplay-womens-dress-clothing-/121669789299?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item1c5415a673
>Yamba, NSW
Shit, that's too close to home...

>>8403703
well you're not wrong

I didn't go through etsy, actually ebay and came across this

>It can be youre for only $12.95 w/ free shipping

>Titled "Victorian Civil War Lolita Steampunk Hat Bonnet

>>8404804

That's a clever way to get rid of an old rug.

>>8399522
Why.

>>8404804
Looks like someone just bought up all the clearance fabric and trims from Joanns.
kek

>>8403756
you know anon, men don't have a genetic deficiency making them less able to knit as you try to imply.

May the knitting god bless you.

I live for bad etsy projects

>>8403807
I do that constantly still. Start knitting/crocheting, get halfway through scarf, and get bored so I just finish it off and add buttons and loops and declare it a neck-warmer.

>>8398970
>what appears to be my waifu right near the crotch

Well that's it, I have no choice but to get them.

>>8404804
>Didn't read at first
>Thought it was a saddle

This thread gave my stomach a good workout.

>>8384295
Urgh that main bodice and skirt fabric is so pretty. If you just cut all that crappy lace and plaid of it would be a cute dress.

>>8390894
do u wanna come and play

>>8399522
is this even for real

Does anyone else desperately miss Regretsy? I wish she had just left it up instead of replacing it. I miss looking at those old trainwrecks.

>>8403353
Her face when she the ugliest bitch in her squad.

>>8414786
That crotch outline is extremely unsettling.

>>8403830
>>8403194
looks like a "lolita" pad, to be kawaii even on your period.

>>8414805
imagine how much worse it could get if she gets doused with hot water

>>8414852
Thanks for that image. Now I gotta go clean the puke out of my mouth.

>>8410406
I do! Her posts were the highlight of my day. I wish someone else would take up the mantle of collecting horrible etsy shit and blogging about it.

>>8414786
while a horrible model/too tight shorts.
I would buy the fuck out of these for pjs-if they weren't 50 bucks too.

>>8388501
>read eat salt
...being on /cgl/ for too long

>>8399486
Her hair looks like gundam-hair if gundams were to actually have hair.

>>8415239
But anon. There was a gundam that had hair.

>>8402144
They're the same dried tiny fish you can buy at K-mart/any asian grocer

>>8382723
i'd wear the skirt a bit higher
seems like it could be pretty cute

>>8386618
bruh at least you aint this bad
>>8384292
I wanted to see how it'd look i black, excuse the terrible photoshop

>>8402031
i want this

>>8415260
Nobel gundam was a bamf and you know it

End this shit

>>8402255
LOL it's retardis!!

>>8415637
Minions are annoying and fucking stupid and I wish people should shut up about them. I don't like them, I never liked them, and people need to get over it.

>>8402328
he looks like an asian nigel farage

>>8382760
I can't bring myself to hate this. Like it'd be really cute for a Halloween party. I like it.

Luna tote bag

>>8382760

I would like this if the skirt wasn't flared up like that. Do you have pictures of the front of the dress too?

>>8415664
I don't get why they're so popular. They're not that cute and they're not that funny, but for some reason, they're everywhere now.

>>8384425
>>8384431

In the early stages of development, the producers of Drawn Together showed some clips of the show to a focus group to see how potential audience members would react. When the men in the group were asked who they thought the sexiest character was, the producers expected them to say Foxxy or Clara. They were really surprised by how many of them chose Toot.

>>8419803
they're fat, childish, don't have complicated dialogue, or complicated anything. they don't require intelligent engagement and are designed to be amusing and mildly cute without seeming girly. they appeal to the lowest common denominator as inoffensively as possible.

>>8402306
Wut? He cut off a burando JSK and did this with the fabric? WTF?

>>8419870
see
>>8402328

and then look up "life's sweet essentials." he is modeling it, he did not do it himself. how old are you and how long have you been using the internet? why would you jump to a conclusion like that without checking up on the facts?

>>8419792
Eww that dollar store glitter paint

>>8404755
I...would probably wear this. Hate me.

>>8410349
Not today satan

>>8419792

That might be cute if it was done with appliques instead of crappy glitter paint.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/169980966/hentai-leggings?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=hentai&ref=sr_gallery_6

crochet-kei desu

>>8420065
I'm legitimately sad at how much time and skill that took to make and it still looks shitty.

taken a few screenshots, dumping the rest I currently have

>>8420129

>>8420134

>>8420142

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/224755164/the-most-gorgeous-kimono-t-shirt-in-the?ga_order=price_asc&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=kawaii&ref=sr_gallery_38

>>8420148
what the hell

>>8420129
yeah, cute. that's just the word that came to my mind when i saw that drawing of a deformed naked dude punching a bug in the cunt while the alcoholic lady near him is barfing ghosts

>>8419993
Opai dragon approved!

>>8399486
I love Cyberlox's stuff, not for lolita mind you, but this is actually really fuckin good shit.
One day I'm do the ultimate ita challenge and wear a latex jsk, no blouse, falls, Pleaser heels, fishnets and call it LOLita
And all the fetishists will love it.

>>8402255
There was actually a girl in the artist alley at Katsucon selling something extremely similar to this. I wondered if anyone was stupid enough to buy it.

>>8419993
I would probably buy and/or wear those to sleep. I'm a horrible excuse for a female.
>>8420239
ANON I'M CRYING

This misshapen masterpiece can be yours for only 48 dollars.

>>8419792
I thought the ears were eyes and the moon was a smile.

Okay so this may not be that bad but I think this is so weird and way too tiny to actually put on your bed, unless you like 12" cushions.

>>8395156

>>8420871
maybe its for people who have size kinks

>>8420988
>>8420871
So that you can dress in your colossal Titan zentai and vore your tiny maid Levi pillow, of course.

>>8421005
Anon, thank you for that quality humor.

>>8421005

>>8420871
The AoT fandom needs to be stopped.

>>8421079
I may still like AoT but goddamn, this fandom is filled with autists, and just general weebs.

quality products on etsy.com

>>8421143

>>8420871
>this may not be that bad
It's pretty bad. Levi isn't as hot as fandom likes to make him out to be, but he looks like a gremlin in this.

>>8421162
Are you saying gremlins aren't hot?

>>8384286
then you're tacky as shit

>>8390894
FTFY do you want to derp a snowman

>>8414786
oh good camel toe and outline of the gusset part of her panties...

>>8421143
You can tell it's a high quality stock photo because of the lens flare.

>>8421963

It was directed by J.J. Abrams.

bump

fandom shit in lolita always looks tacky as fuck

oh honey no

"hey you know what would make a great shirt? A collage of random Sailor Moon anime screencaps with the words SATAN'S PRINCESS pasted over it"
I must have missed that part of the anime

I kind of want to see the horror of a coord that these would match with

>>8426412
I'd want that shirt without the fucking text....

>>8426417

"strawberries and cream earrings" now THIS is talent

they remind me of freshly extracted molars

>>8426444
it's everything I could have ever wanted

kind of looks like a bird poop with a worm in it

or maybe a tragic crumpled tissue that was used to wipe up the 5 year old birthday boy's puke after he ate too much chocolate cake and got overexcited

>>8426460
My first thought was diseased popcorn

a wonky, crudely drawn chibi lolita whose soulless eyes seem to have merged with her hair??

exactly what I've always wanted on a t-shirt.

writing CUTE in capital letters does not magically make it so, my friend

everything about this image is just truly upsetting

...it's almost charming in that it looks like it was painted by a small happy child

>>8420692
Why does that guy remind me of Matpat

>>8426483
What the fuck is that even supposed to be?
Some kind of Lovecraftian vagina with an eyeball in it?

>>8390871
Perfect present for the poop troll on failfandomanon

>>8402255
How much was the 'artist' looking for it?

>>8419792
I thought it was a top at first and the ears were a 'bikini on the outside' deal

>>8426470
While it's overall ugly, I really like the cat print fabric. Def not in pink, but maybe light blue or something for a coin purse or a key fob.

>>8420239
I think they're cats, not ghosts?

>>8429017
OH RIGHT WELL THEN THAT DEFINITELY MAKES IT CUTE LOL

>>8420129
Looks like a Chris Simpsons Artist knockoff.

>>8426455
I see baby bloody tampons

>>8419865
My sister loves minions. She's also majoring in criminal justice.

Interpret that as you will.

>>8402328
I would like this if it had a better fit, it just looks like it's hanging off of him loosely.

>>8384307
Those lashes need cleaning. Or burning. Yuck!

>>8426412
Isnt this kind of stuff copyrighted? I mean I know people will do it anyway but it annoys me shitty stuff like this is being made and people are getting money for doing jack shit.

>>8414786
mormon magic underwear weeaboo edition

had to post these, though they are not from etsy (but saw them on the fb lolita sales group)

>>8420148
"This is not too bad"
-looks the $-
"wat"

>>8426412
10/10, would gag gift.

>>8384014
Same, also the way the edges of it go down (and her overall posture) don't look like she's twirling. To me it looks like it has some weird internal structure or some weird combo of pettis or something

http://www.lacemarket.us/nights-fairies-dress/

Can be yours for only $340!

>>8433194
It's not horrible, but that price.

>>8433194
At first glace I really like this, like she had a good idea going and I think most of the color coordination is really cute. But then I look closer, and the longer I look, the shittier it gets. Random, unhemmed pink chiffon, bows are uneven, sleeve ruffles aren't full enough, headbow sits oddly, etc. If the construction were better, it might be worth the price tag

>>8421148
furfags would probably shell out for that kind of thing, I'm not even mad.

>>8426486
Fuck, I actually kind of like this.

>>8426460
I have shit out cuter things than this.

>>8426483
I can kinda see where they were going with this design, even if the materials are cheap and wrong and the whole thing is poorly constructed. Executed in some medium other than "6th grader's craft project" I could see it working with a sea monster themed outfit.

>>8433197
Look closer. It doesn't look bad at a glance but the construction is really awful.

Also, if anyone likes it cause of the print (and can sew) that fabric is available on fabric.com.

>>8433219
same here at first glance it's cute but then the cracks appear. But at least she's on the right track.

>>8432719
without the faces these would almost be salvageable

>>8426483
This reminds me of how in primary school they used to make us paint plastic plates...

>>8426464
my first thought was look what the cat dragged in

>>8434184
I'd say she's on the right track if this was something she just made for herself. But deciding to sell something this poorly made at brand prices is just delusional.

>>8433194
is no one going to mention her 'wrist cuffs'

they are fucking scrunchies

>>8433194
Amateur effort, overpriced. It's unlined, badly fitted, craft trims using a Michael Miller fabric, double border and it's under $10/yd, less with 20% discount so...no.

just $55.95

found this looking for 'sweet lolita' it's $45

>>8435424
I wish someone would make shit like this using a damaged genuine brand dress cut up. Or little pillows.

$94.67 for this

let's be friends

>>8402031
For that guro sailor coord, you know?
Best post in the thread.
Sardine-chan.
I'm dying.


(I'd wear them.)

Nothings says kawaii like pasta

This monstrosity will set you back $129

>>8435424
Lol I used the same fabric for a purse I made in my freshman sewing class.

>>8435431
>oh that's a super cute jumping dolphin sculpture!
>enlarge image
Well shit..

>>8403108
>>8402031
I remember one seagull made it herself from the sardines in her fried rice.

>>8435442
eh, id wear em

>>8426497
How dare you insult Matpat like that