/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I jerked off in the bathroom and shaked Vic Mignogna's hand.

>>8372827
This assumes that was a bad thing lol

>bought $200 worth of alcohol for some (at the time) underaged kids so they could party
>cheated on gf with a Mami cosplayer
>bought the last exclusive item at a booth a guy behind me wanted, then walked off laughing with it
>groped a female friend from behind when her bf wasn't looking during a photoshoot
>accidentally lost a friend's con badge I was borrowing to get into the DR
>haggled an item down $50 by faking a sob story
I'm sure there's more but that's off the top of my head

Went to a con exclusively to see a friend that was going to be there.
Didn't see that friend the whole weekend.
Didn't ever contact them about it, just went back to our normal conversation.

threw up in a hotel lobby

Got mad at all my friends for some petty reason and spent half the con sitting on the roof crying, starting tons of unnecessary drama

Brought another dude to a con that my boyfriend who had just broken up with me was going to be at

Spent the night in a room with people I had met at another con and spent the whole time insisting I wasn't going to have a threesome with them (probably should have done it )

Op here I had a threesome with my man and a trap... It was super awkward. .. I think we were doing it wrong lol

I gave the last doughnut to a friend and not the con-guest who had come back to drink and play cards with us.
I got evil glares all night.

Lol

>the first time I cosplayed, it was Homestuck and my paint was unsealed
>I have also played Spin the Faygo in one of those large and disruptive circles
>once got sad about something stupid and started crying while everyone was trying to watch Sailor Moon
>talked to qt guy but left when he was a boring gamer dudebro
>told said guy I would follow him on Tumblr but didn't

>always wanted to try sex with a girl
>find desperate fatty at con rave
>we end up in my hotel room
>I lick her butthole
>whathaveidone.jpg

It was fun at the time but oh my god the shame I am feeling now

>>8373055
This is why even if you're thirsty you never let yourself get TOO thirsty.

>>8373055
I'm gonna assume you're female because that's funnier

>>8373055
It's okay anon we all have regretsy moments.

>"Accidentally" step on different lolita's shoes

This is all pretty tame. :|

I used to legitimately stalk hot male cosplayers. Like spend the whole convention following them around. There was one Cloud cosplayer in particular that I must've asked for a picture with 20x in one con.

Also had a massive crush on a very obviously gay guy who used to go to all my local cons. I added him on MSN and he would talk to me from time to time and I'd always have to remind him who I was.I was obsessed with him. I'm pretty sure he does drag now, or he might be MtF. Fuck I liked him so much I was such an annoying "yaoi squee" girl DAMN

>>8373252
Please contribute then since I have high doubts that you don't have any spaghetti...

>>8373252
I'd like to hear your escapades with trying to get AIDS at every con

Cosplayed characters I hadn't watched the shows for.
I was a 5'5" chubby weeb cosplaying Itachi in the height of a Naruto summer. No wig. Incorrect everything.
Whined til my parents let me commission an $80 Akatsuki cloak that I wore once.

Let random dudes 'hold my leash' at a con, just following them around till we'd both get bored.

jumped onto a dudes back while wearing a short skirt-- didn't know the dude.

Played spin the bottle, sucked face way too enthusiastically.

Let a dude eat me out on the grass outside of the con, he complained about the paper bits. (Is what you think it is)

Pressured my friends pretty much anytime I could to have an orgy while in costume. (Naruto)

I bit my arm til I bled to prove to a 'werewolf' that you didn't have to be a were to draw blood with your teeth.

I wore a halloween costume to a con, pretended I was a character no one knew, complained I wasn't getting pictures.

Had a skirt on, asked for pictures, dude got as low as he could to get a panty shot, didn't know until after he was gone, wanted to go and find him so he could take more and send them to me.

Do you need more or are you good /cgl/?

>>8373252
Come on Beanie tell me a story.

Then I can tell you all about how I have apparently the most useless super power of all time.. At cons I end up attracting only virgin betas...Just Call me slayer I guess. :/

>>8373366
>paper bits
wat?

>>8373366
Anon........
>>8372827

>>8373389
probably toilet paper.

>>8373389
I think she means tp
Lol

>>8373366
you win, anon

>>8373366
Continue

>drunkenly had sex with my ex-girlfriend who has a s/o
>followed a bunch of guys to their car to get free alcohol and made out with two of them
cgl who do i stop being a stupid whore

>>8373333
Years ago, there was a really cute cosplayer I stalked for like 4 hours, leaving a trail of fettuccini, before I worked up the courage to ask for a picture.
I don't have anything post-worthy. Sorry, anon. :( I know a few seagulls who have really good stories, though.

>>8373350
Everyone knows that awkward weebs can't have AIDS.

>>8373366
He was eating out a girl on the grass outside of a con. He's lucky paper was the worst thing he found down there.

>>8372903
You are absolute scum.
>>8373436
Masturbate to /d/ at least it will lower your libido.

>>8373436
First things first, learn the difference between who and how

>>8373333
I don't have anything special or post-worthy. I got into serious con-going too late. Sorry, anon. :(
I know a few seagulls who have really good stories, though. Plz post, guys!

>>8373350
Everyone knows that awkward weebs can't have AIDS.

>>8373417
Stole from booths
Stole from strangers
Stole food
Grinded on random people at the 'raves'
I would taunt the normies in the venues, mostly nice hotels, by being even more obnoxious while they were around, screaming kawaii lyrics to songs I only knew part of

Carmel dansen, all of the carmel dansen, really poorly done
Showed part of my collection of animu amputee/ freakshow porn to people I had barely met for edge credit
Called the fuckboi a manwhore, then proceeded to try to out whore him, poorly
Bought two corsets for just under $200 in the dealer hall, blew all of my savings to get them, didn't mention this to my folks until a month later

>>8373436
Well I will admit if I get a free room for AX in the JW MARRIOTT I will take a load in the mouth so ...can't help you on the whore part.

>>8373436
You can't. It's in your nature.

>>8373478
dammit im gonna be a whore forever then

Aww :/

>>8373480
>>8373366
Just curious but what drives someone to behave this way? I've always been introverted and would never think of behaving this way in public. How did you finally stop behaving this way? What made you realize your behaviour was inappropriate?

>>8373484
sometimes you gotta make ends meet to make ends meet

>>8373366
>>8373480
You sound like a fun and irresponsible person who I would love to be friends with

Pardon me, I forgot to mention all of this was between the ages of 15-17.
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids.

Followed a Ryuk around asking if I could be his Mina, and if he thought human/ shinigami relationships would produce cute babies.

I would get into debates about which artist was more fucked up, 'the guy that did Evangelion' or 'the guy that made tokyo mewmew a thing'

Flashed my ass for pictures- they are no longer circulating now, which is a good thing for the world.

>>8373480
Anon I diagnose 50 Hail Mary's and 100 our Father's lol

>>8373501
I'm a dumb whore.... Is this a joke that goes over my head? I'm just saying I will do it with someone if I can have a bed to sleep in :/

>>8373500
I was completely sheltered when I was younger. I had no idea what I was doing, I understood 'actions have consequences', but it wasn't a real thing to me just what that meant.
I was a WOMAN and you can't tell me what to do!1! > 0<
On another face:
I was a really lonely person.
I had friends, but we had never been close, I did shit to get attention, because I knew as soon as I left the con, or school, or left the company of strangers, that there was nothing but an echo chamber that resounded how awful of a person I was.
I was still smart, but I willingly ignored what I really wanted in order to get something I thought I wanted, and be the person I thought other people liked better. No one likes boring, right?

>>8373507
Don't you have summer school to attend?

Me and a friend had a omorashi phase were we would pee in different places like carpets in almost empty halls or hotel beds

>>8373557
You're gonna have to post a pic before any offers get made

>>8373578
>omorashi
I don't think this means what you think it means.

>>8373384
At least they're just virgin betas. Mine seems to be attracting the con creeps...

>>8373557
Okay, yeah. I've played con sugar daddy a couple of times. I appreciate where you're coming from, anon.

>>8373384
You're living my dream, anon. I fucking love virgin betas, but I they're too hard to find (as a guy).

>>8373570
damn anon, how lonely were you?
and what do you mean by
>but I willingly ignored what I really wanted in order to get something I thought I wanted?

>No one likes boring, right?
That one sounds really familiar. I was the exact opposite of you (sheltered but even after moving away from my family three countries away I never drank, smoked, had sex, did drugs etc) and whenever I said I don't want to do [reckless, stupid thing] or that I'm not into clubbing or quickies in the loo I'd get called boring.

Hopefully people will realise that if you need all of that to have fun you're not exactly the epitome of fun yourself.

>>8373590
A beta gets real brave when a cute girl is asleep//drunk.
I know this will sound super creepy but :/ the sex is usually good cause they are willing to experiment with me.
I love degrading them too lol
Then they fuck me harder.....
Tldr
I am a bad woman.
>>8373600
I can maybe help you out someday lol ;)

CAPTCHA find all images of sushi...
None of these are sushi. I guess you're right captcha bread rolls are sushi.

>>8373580
Plain and kind of fat so not many offers will be made lol ;) Also don't want to burn lolita com bridges

>>8373622
I t was so long ago anon, I can't give you the full picture.
Most of what teenagers do is things they don't like to impress people they don't care about, for notoriety that is probably better left unattained.

>>8373631
Not worth a room

I'll pork you with my 4 incher in the convention center bathroom though, so don't feel too bad.

>>8373663
4 inchers are only okay if you're a qt asian lolol

>Cosplay slutty character
>Surrounded by friends so not insecure
>Goes to biggest booth to buy stuff
>Parents birthdays are coming up, want to buy them something nice
>Booth guy looks about 20 and very awkward
>Can't stop staring at my tits
>Approach awkward manchild "Oh excuse me, how much is this?"
>"Anon, that's $70..."
>Looking sad down at my wallet, "Oh, okay."
>"H-how much do you have?"
>"$30"
>"Well you can have it for that for having the best costume at the con"

Rinse and repeat for all other booths. Must have saved about $200 that con.

>>8373691
Did you buy your parents present at a con?

You know what? After the recent con from I had several girls give me weird looks even though I just asked for regular pictures of their cosplays, took two pictures and left.

For a while I felt like I was the scorn of all women that day.

But now hearing these stories, I feel clean like a fucking whistle.

>>8373713
glad to be of service

>>8373711
Yes. I got my step dad a signed series of Buffy the vampire slayer and my mum one of those Star Trek pizza cutters and some other cute odds and ends.

>>8373716
At least I don't feel like a freak anymore. Or feel like I've hit rock bottom.

>>8373713
Happy to help anon

>>8373764
What is this picture trying to convey.

was at a super shitty point in my life, thought i was worthless and wanted to kil self so I said fuck it and did a boudoir shoot.
I hate myself for it. Don't do lingerie/swimsuit photoshoots ever please unlike you enjoy being a slut.

>>8373627
shit why does this sound hot

>>8373570
>friends that were never close
>echo chamber away from people
I know these feels too well.
>>8373600
What about autistic betas. Idk how but it became my type and I feel bad saying that.
>>8373627
>I love degrading them
Would what your doing count as femdom?
>>8373926
This sounds like something out of a doujinshi that's why.

>>8373480
I always wanted to steal from booths but I'm a massive vagina when it comes to that if I'm not 100% sure I won't be caught

Worst I've done is steal a wallet in the dark, use old badges to get in the cons, and stole some food once

>>8373989
I ghost almost every con I go to.

I don't feel like paying to get weird loks from everyone just because the con is the only possible way for me to play Street Fighter tournaments in my area.

>>8373989
That's how I am. It's so easy but I don't do it.

Futuristic confession:
I have a friend who's boyfriend is absolute scum and I was this close to snitch him from making a false convention badge. I didn't because it would've been too obvious.
But if he does it again this year (which is likely to happen), it will be easy to ban him since the word has been spread like wildfire. I hate being stuck with him whenever I'm trying to talk with my friend.

When I go to cons, it's as though my level of flirtiness loses its limiter. I don't become extroverted because I'm still tired of interaction at the end of the day, but I'm a lot more outgoing. I've:
> let strangers hug me
> allowed people to get touchy-feely with me
> flirted to get free/discounted food or wares
> allowed dudes to buy me things in general
> let someone give me a piggyback ride despite being in a skirt
> dry humped strangers I've only just met in front of an audience
And yet, I'm somehow still a lonely kissless virgin.

>>8373764
Pls tell me what this is, is this a proposition, help I'm autistic.

>>8373946
>autistic beta
I had one of those at Fanime. It's okay as long as they aren't terminally autistic.

I feel like we should all be best friends. We can prowl the convention halls together, in search of top tier beta virgin weeb trade.

>>8373893
Omg came so close to doing this once. Met a couple my sophomore yr of college at a party and they asked me to do a nude photoshoot and I politely declined. A year later they asked again while I was in the midst of a bad breakup and I said yes and even sent them some test shots but I lost my nerve and backed out and stopped all communication with them lmao. They recently got married ? And the other day they added me on Snapchat and twitter.

>get tipsy at con with friend
>stumble into group of tweens cosplaying Homestuck and hanging out in an otherwise deserted hallway
>friend wants to hang out with them. wants to feel young and cool. We're in our early twenties but cons make us miss our cringey highschool weeb days.
>We wave at them and say hi. I call them hamsteaks in an attempt to playfully tease them. Ask which one is Gamzee. I only know one Homestuck character so every cosplay is Gamzee.
>They don't like that. They don't think it's funny.
>Friend starts enthusiastically telling them the hotel bar isn't checking IDs if they want drinks
>Friend-chan, you shouldn't tell them that.
>"What? Oh. My bad. They're checking ID's REEEEEALLY HARD you guys so don't even try it, okay?!"
>they scowl at us until we awkwardly drunkenly walk away

>go to other cons and always let friends use my artist pass to get into the dealer's room or game rooms for a few hours since they don't want to do anything else at the con
>snuck alcohol into dry cons using starbucks cups, chug in bathroom, hit up raves
>got a free plush from the dealer's room from a guy who was crushing on me. have zero interest in letting him touch me/date me.

Pretty tame I think.

>>8374127
Also

>found rare Pokedoll in bin full of crappy Neopets toys. Pretty sure it got misplaced. Pretend it's a Neopet when vendor isn't paying attention. $5 for something that is regularly $100+ online.
>Friend-chan found a Keychain of a favorite character on the ground next to a booth. Picked it up and kept it.
>Found a lost weekend pass. Kept it. No way to prove whose it is (no way to find the real owner) and figure the person who lost it will get a replacement from staff anyways.

>>8374082
Please be gentle

>>8374082
>top tier beta virgin weeb trade.
i love beta virgin weebs!

>>8374138
Damn, what Pokedoll was that?

I took my shirt off for half a thing of french fries.

>>8374167
Altaria. S sticker in tush tag. No hang tag.

i seduced some cosplayer at Momo2015 and fucked them in the bathroom
didn't have a condom so we just did anal
also figured out they were on their period 2 hours later because my pants had a massive bloodstain on the front

Y'all are some horrible people

I dont understand why I feel this incredible sense of nostalgia from reading weeb stories? These people absolutely disgust me if I witness them in public, I cant just ignore them, i literally have to remove myself from the embarrassment of the situation.
And yet i feel this affinity with even the most despicable weeb, whenever I read something like >>8373366 I cant help but want to be friends...
I never really had this phase. I can only imagine its a longing for something I desired and never expressed.
Anyway i guess what im asking is, is anyone else an adult and still want to act like a 14 year old retard for some reason?

>>8374225
All of us want our youth back i m pretty sure.

>>8374225
Yeah, I was too much of a coward/too reserved to be a despicable weeb in high school. Now I just want friends that are ok with being super enthusiastic about the weeby trash we love. Genshiken gives me all the feels, because the group of them seem so happy spending time watching anime, buying doujins, and cosplaying together.

Got drunk as fuck at every con, made out with many people I didn't know (girls and guys), but never went beyond kissing. That's pretty much it, and I thought I was bad.

I quit drinking shortly after though.

>>8374082
Ah! Beanie Kun you make my kokoro go doki doki! ^///^

>>8374043
You got a Marriott room with some bones?

>>8374194
She ass sliced your tip, man

Had an MFF threesome at the last fanime with a girl who was cosplaying a character from the same thing that my girlfriend was cosplaying.

Sadly, not in their actual costumes.

>>8374298
No I don't have the money to hand around to everyone though.

>>8374439
Implying money is to be handled.

>>8374443

>>8374450
I'm impressed I never knew that was a thing lol.
I refrence bones as I am talking about handling Dicks.
The more you know lololol

>>8374467
Well congratulations we came out of this experience for the better.

>>8374298
Pls wear stockings.

Pls keep them on.

>>8373472
Only two of those things are scum-worthy though

I went to a boys bathroom meetup wearing a schoolboy outfit and sucked off two guys, felt horrible regret and when a third showed up we just chatted and I explained that I was just there as a joke to see if anyone showed up. I'm friends with him now and we play games and stuff but every time I talk to him it reminds me of that night and urghhh..

>>8374594
Lol a striped stocking >~<

>>8374637
What's a boys bathroom meetup?

>>8374716
When you tell people you're in the bathroom and ready to suck dicks

>sharing a room with a bunch of people
>in the room alone with bf
>one of the girls has her Junko costume she wore the day before laying on the couch
>decide to put it on and mess around with my by
>we end up fucking while I wore her costume
>told him to give me a real workout so that I leave my sweat and body odor on her costume
>she ends up wearing the Junko costume again on Sunday because she had a group shoot/meet up with some people
My boyfriend and I couldn't stop grinning when we saw her with her costume on

>>8374637
>things that didn't happen

>>8373557
One end is genitals, the other is a mouth/more genitals. Make those ends meet to make money.

>at busy as shit brit con
>Cba to wade through weebs so meet friend outside for rave
>he picks up I get more booze
>remeet later that evening
>Smoke with him and his friends
>One guy is fucked beyond belief
>Says he needs to go home
>Wanders off in a random direction
>Noone knew him or knows if he got home alive
>tfw next morning when a kid might have been under 18 and we got him drunk high and let him walk off by himself

>>8374138
the taking the lost key chain from your friend rustled me. good job.

>>8373587
It means pissing your pants, anon. What did they get wrong?

>>8375059
either your reading comprehension sucks or mine does, because that's not what happened at all.

>>8375075
kek. i rustled myself.

>>8374194
Anon periods don't come from the butt

>>8375219
But if he took them from behind the vaghole would touch the pants

Not really "messed up", but

I once had to share a bed with another girl in our hotel room. That night I wrapped my arm around my stomach and pretended it was hers. ;__;

>>8375238
;--;

i'm here bby

>>8374642
It doesn't really matter what kind of stocking.

It's just my fetish.

I've played the pocki game and made out with other girls while we were both crossplaying for yaoi ships. I've also harassed Normie's while playing truth or dare with a bunch of Hetalia cosplayers. I never did anything too bad. I was too introverted to step out of my comfort zone and only really did so when I was pretending to be a character.

Sometimes when it's late and I'm tired and I've been looking for someone for a half hour I just walk into peoples shots to get where I'm going faster

>>8375238
How sad

I took all of the money from a drunk person's wallet so I could buy food.

>>8375224
or he just ripped her asshole- which is more likely to be the case

>ALA 2012
>Be too beta to talk to girls
>end up buying a tenga egg
>use it in my hotel rooms bathroom
>have the best fap of my life
>finish, pour semen down the shower drain
>put it in friends poster tube for shits and giggles
>Tell him it's used
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK"
>Him and the rest of our group hate me for the rest of the con
>Almost get banned from rooming with that group

It was pretty lel worthy at the time, but I kinda regret doing it now. We just laugh about it now whenever it's brought up.

>>8375568
Prank too far, anon.

>>8372827
I think I saw someone post this before, like a year or two ago.

>looks at this thread
>leaves

Jesus fuck you guys. At least reading this thread makes me feel a little better about myself lmao. The worst I've done is photoshop together full pass badge for SDCC for me and my sister..

>cheated on my (at the time)gf at a meet up while my gf was spending time somewhere else in the con area
>cosplayed a character that needed facepaint, then hugged this cosplayer i hated so i touched her wig with my painted face
>talked shit about a chick i hated while she stood few feet away from me and my friends
>while my friend was dancing at a rave, i took her gf outside and made out with her
>left my at the time gf alone with her friends so i could spend time with a girl that soon became the gf in the first text

I was truly a horrible person. At least I have matured from those times.

I constantly steal shit from the dealer's rooms. Just little stuff I don't even want, I just do it for the thrill. Haven't been caught once.

>>8375948
Are you a guy or a girl?

>>8375238
Mfw I see you hurting.

>wore way too small underwear to be sexy
>buttplug tail
>stole from dealers room
>clogged a toilet
>a blowjob for you, a blowjob for you and a blowjob for you
>kissing girls because attention
>also fujoshi trash
>unsealed bodypaint

Maybe we should all get together and share our weeb stories with each other in real life, over some "never have I ever" and some Scotch.

And then we can fuck.

Sorta wanna get /fit/ so I can do better cosplay and get sum fuk

>>8375978
A guy. Why do you ask though?

This thread is kind of turning me on

>>8376074
I am so down for the first half of that.

>>8376240
Why not the second half?

>>8373333
nice quads

>planning to go to a con
>find out my friend invited 'that girl' to room with us
>she's always a cunt, giving unsolicited advice/insults about people's costumes
>has no fucking boundaries
>grabbed my friend's expensive camera to take pictures of herself in the bathroom without asking for permission
>doesn't pay for shit and just mooches food from us
>spend the night before making laxative brownies
>leave them on the table and tell everyone not to touch them
>we all leave the room but her
>lo and behold she wasn't wearing her shitty kigurumi for the rest of the day because apparently she shit herself inside it

>>8376240
I was just here for the cookies but if you wanna make sex eyes at me I'm totally fine with that.

>>8376128
Protip fit will never have a cgl qt13 waifu

>>8376288
fit + fa realshit mode

>>8376282

I cosplayed donte at a local con and a chubby girl in a red dress fangirled at me really grossly. I mat have been really rude to her.
Didn't mean to, it's just that I let my emotions show a little too close to the surface.
Other than that, holy shit you cunts are satan.

>>8373731
your parents sound awesome

>>8376255
I do it 4 u bby

>>8376072
pretty sure i saw a girl with a buttplug tail at MTAC this year. she was wearing a tiny black dress and had a tail sticking out we couldn't figure out how it could be attached otherwise

>>8375238
This is probably the most pathetic post ITT, and that says something.

If you weren't such a beta loser maybe she would've liked to cuddle with you. Men on 4chan are worthless, I bet you're ugly too.

>>8376344
That sure do sound like a buttplug. Unless it was attached to the inside of the dress

>>8376344
Maybe a clip to her undies or safety shorts? I see those clip-on ones all the time and it would be awkward to just pin that to a dress rather than a belt loop or pantwaist.
Or maybe it was a buttplug. We'll never know.

>Go to a con with a bunch of friends from out of state
>all say they are coming in cosplay to cosplay with me in a group
>Say I'll bring about 75 bucks of some booze(it was like 4 bottles) for the weekend if they throw down for the pizza/chinese/etc each night. (they were flying in so they couldn't bring it)
>No one shows up in their cosplay
>No one drinks any of the liquor they asked me to bring
>End up drinking a lot one afternoon since the con didn't really start till 11 and I work up super early
>Go to the con
>Have fun, anyone who asks for a picture I say sure
>Some vendor dude and some girls take me to get more drinks
>Can't find my hotel key(left in room), friends phones are off, can't go anywhere so I stay at the con
>Go to dance thingy those cons have
>at some point in the night asked to leave because "I think you had enough buddy maybe you should head back to the hotel"

I still feel bad

>>8376355
All this hostility.

Pour it on me.

>>8376355
Mmm yeah mama just like that

>>8376355
>another girl
>ALL MEN
Seagulls have been know to ingest objects that can cause their death.

>>8376364
>>8376379
We were pretty convinced it was a buttplug because we didn't see any signs of it pulling on the dress or shorts underneath. We had a good long time to look and try to figure it out waiting inline for the bus to the dealer hall

Compared to some of you in the thread this is super tame but I still cringe when I think back to it.

>14 years old, at my first con in obligatory terrible bought vocaloid cosplay
>super into pokemon at the time, and this is right around the release of black and white
>see amazing pair of Black and N cosplayers
>ask for picture, all is fine
>then my shipper heart gets a terrible idea and asks them to do "shippy pictures"
>cosplayers obviously uncomfortable but after I keep insisting they pose for me

Worst part is that I lost the photos when my phone got stolen a few weeks later, I made them go through that for nothing.

>>8376598
Poor, poor weebs.

>Long-term bf just broke up with me
>At a convention trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute guy is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at him and wave a little
>go back to playing my Vita
>look up to see him sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodgirl.jpg
>he was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at his pecs as he’s talking
>start to get wet
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see him breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide his hand to my zipper
>he unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask him to marry me
>mfw he said no

>>8376729
This sounds reasonable.

>>8376729
laughed heartily

>>8376729
Lol wut

This thread is too fun to die.

>>8375074
Another anon, but isn't it more the urgent need to piss than actually wetting yourself. Like that panicky feeling when the piss is almost going to come out and there's still two people in front of you in the bathroom line.

>>8372905
tfw i paid 150 dollars for a badge for a con i didnt want to go to to spend time with said person.
tfw we didnt get in contact.
tfw

>>8377067
Not greentexting?
>tfw i paid 150 dollars for a badge for a con i didnt want to go to to spend time with said person.
>tfw we didnt get in contact.

>Mfw this thread is what I come back to daily because of my relationship issues suck what little of a life out of me.
>mfw it won't matter anyway and I don't have much to live for anyway. :/
Carry on you beautiful seagulls carry on

Turns out it wasn't because I drank too much, it was because I was in the early stages of a nasty headcold. Friend who sent these texts caught it after the con...

Related:
> this is the second time I've been patient zero for con plague

>girl adds me on facebook after a con for whatever reason
>too shy to actually talk to her
>genuinely interested in the random shit she posts because I don't have any other cosplay friends on facebook
>try my best not to look creepy and overattached
>just like one of her posts every once in awhile
>after a few months realize I don't see her dozens of posts a day on my feed anymore
>she ended up unfriending me
T-thanks. Y-you too.

>>8377299
:( that sucks

>>8376393
>so drunk you were thrown out of a con rave
Holy FUCK.

>>8373480
You sound like a huge fuckin loser, tbh.

>>8376355
Um, I am a girl lol. That's why I said "another" girl. 2/10 I responded.

>>8374609
I count three.
>>8376072
>Fujoshi trash
Idk why but that's my type.

>>8376242
Awkward sex is a bitch and no one wants STDs. I'm a different anon answering that though.

>>8377299
She sounds like a huge cunt if that's her only reason for unfriending you, so good fucking riddance if you ask me.

>>8377423
That ok anon-kun. If you don't want STDs we can just do anal

>>8377419
What because they stole something? Eyeroll

>>8373480
>anime amputee & freakshow stuff
I thought I was alone in this interest, holy shit

there's just something about them, they're way too cute

>>8377450
fun factoid: Unprotected anal is the most common way HIV is transmitted sexually. Always wear a condom when porking strangers at cons kids.

/cgl/ related: I occasionally link small unshirred dresses that would fit on me to my fatty-chan friends as next buy suggestions for them.

>>8377481
kek tell that to >>8374194

>>8377299
Do you ever post weird/annoying shit or complain all the time? Or do you post Twitter-like statuses? I used to do that a lot in high school and I noticed I was getting unfriended pretty often, because I guess those people were tired of reading it. I stopped after a while and ever since I haven't been unfriended by anyone, unless I had some kind of a fight with that person.

That's the only explanation I have.

>>8377637
Honestly, if it's just some rando, I'll delete them if they show up in my feed and I can't remember who they are or haven't spoken with them in months. Sometimes just posting anything will make people realize they have no idea who you are and they'll get rid of you.

>>8377667
Why though? I don't see the point in deleting people unless they're being annoying/rude or if you don't want them looking at your page because they're being creepy or whatever. Otherwise it just makes you come off as a bitch, or those people might assume they did something wrong when they really didn't, like OP for instance.

>>8377726
And I don't see the point in having people I don't talk with on my friend list

>>8377737
Eh, that's true I guess. Personally, I don't delete people unless they're assholes or if they creep on me. If I find them annoying I just unsubscribe from their posts.

That's mostly because I don't want them to think I hate them, since that's sort of the message people get from it. But whatever I guess.

>go to a Madoka photoshoot crossplaying as Homura
>Start flirting with an 8/10 Madoka as we kept pairing up for Madoka x Homura poses.
>Get her number and plan to meet up later to drink and what not.
>She texts me a bit later on wanting to meet up.
>Can't go back to my room because there is alot of beta virgins who will probably go rape mode as soon as they smell a women's scent on their room.
>Can't go to her room because her room mates don't like drinking.
>Find a different group of friends who are going to a late night panel and ask them if I can go to their room to use their hair straightener because I don't have one.
>They don't mind so they hand me off one room key.
>bring Madoka back to their room and start drinking their beer.
> Start to get into some kinky Madoka x male Homura shit.
>Pull out because I'm about out to cum
>Don't won't to ruin Madokas dress so I shoot on what ever was to the left of me.
>Shoot on one of my female friends cosplays.
>Get out of there as fast as I can.
>See my friend the next day with what looked to be my wad stain on her cosplay.
>Mfw she never noticed and didn't say anything about me drinking most of her beer

>>8375448
>>8373989
i've pickpocketed people at cons too, and i've stolen some stuff msotly outside of convention settings (cheap things, nothing over $10 in value)
i've stolen only one thing from a convention, and it was a nyan cat wallet (don't judge, i was 14 and dumb)
but i felt so bad about it that i don't do it anymore

>>8377865
oh wait no i forgot about the maxi-pad headdress i almost stole at magfest when i was 14 because i thought it was so "lolita kawaii desu". i stole it from someone's pile of stuff on a bench, felt bad about it, and ended up putting it back
it wasn't even a brand headdress or anything, it was shitty raschel lace and probably ebay or bad handmade
i feel like i sinned a lot at that magfest, that's when i started pickpocketing (stole a lot of wallets from people in the arcade and in concert rooms, used the money to buy portal merchandise because i was obsessed at the time)
i also got to meet ellen mclain that magfest so that was neat

>>8377874
>Pickpocketing at age 14
Fucking christ, what is the hell is wrong with you? What kind of environment did you grow up in that let you be a successful pickpocket at age 14?

>Sunday of the con
>Come back to the hotel to finish packing
>While making sure none of my shoes are under the bed I end up finding beats by Dre in their case.
>wtf do I do
>Can't leave it there, as I know the maids will keep it.
>Hotel doesn't have a lost and found and I know the receptionists will keep it.
>I'll feel bad if I keep it.
>Keep it anyways.
>Still looking online to see if anyone has reported them missing.
>Might sell them if I can't find the owner by the end of the summer.

>>8377856
I hope you die in a fire anon

>Yaoi paddle
Do I need to say more

>>8377894
To be fair no one was really taking her picture so its not like she can be scard from it

>>8377856
>male
Had to go ruin my imagination didn't you anon

>>8378012
>jazz on a girls cosplay
>it's OK because she didn't get here picture taken.

I fail to see you logic

> be me on sat at con, dating but not committed to anyone
> blow three different dudes before, during and after the rave
> spend night with the last one at his hotel
> mfw next day I'm watching a comedy panel with hotel-anon acting like a couple and the anon from the rave finds us and sits beside me
> literally stuck in the middle of two hookups from last night
> hotel-anon pretends to be my bf until other dude betas out
> never heard from him again
> never gonna hookup with more than one person per night ever again
> Bonus: hotel-anon and I have been bf/gf since then (almost 2 years)

Also not con horror, but still sin
>rely on intercity busses to get to cons
> buy first ticket to every new destination
> save and edit pdf for each trip after
> haven't paid for a bus ticket in over a year

>>8377886
You've got no reason to feel guilty about that- I would have done the same thing. The maids would most certainly keep them. I've lost things at hotels only to have the staff/ room service be all "oh we didn't see anything in the room while cleaning it." yeah fucking right, liars. So no- don't feel bad about it.

>>8378053
>mfw I think I know you

>>8376729
Holy fuck anon I am dying of laughter at work. Thank you so much for this.

>notice good looking cosplay guy 8/10
>he's a little older but single
>always surrounded by thirsty fangirls
>hard to get senpai to notice me
>rarely responds to my subtle "flirting" on social media

How do I get Daddy to give me cummies?

>>8378113
Easy. Send him a msg asking if he wants to meet.

>>8378070
are you west coast?

Guess it's not really a horror story but eh I feel like sharing

>have a fiance
>often room with female friend for cons
>100% committed but have massive attraction to female friend
>absolutely certain she likes me in that way too but is a good person so wouldn't make any moves
>spend most of time trying to suppress my desires while we're alone in the hotel room
>feelsbadman.jpg

I did a lot of embarrassing shit back in the weeb phase, i.e obsessive interest in anything Japanese, using honorifics, but nothing especially at cons

>>8378128
We don't live in the same state and getting him away from his fangirls is not an easy task. I'm pretty sure he uses them as a shield to prevent women like me from attacking his dick. They're mostly little fujoshit gay girls.

Getting cummies from Daddy is just a fantasy at this point.

>>8378155
And with that attitude it's gonna stay a fantasy.

>>8377814
Why should I give a fuck if people I literally never talk to/don't even remember think I'm a bitch? They probably won't notice for months anyway. People occasionally unfriend me, too, and if I can't even think of who it might have been, why should I take it personally? Anyone who gets butthurt over losing a facebook friend who isn't even a real friend they actually interact with is a moron.

>>8378151
It's okay, anon. Cons are all basically cuckfest.

>>8378155
I still think he's gay. :< Just because.

>be 15-year-old me at first con ever.
>stay up super late, drinking lots of soda.
>come back to room super late, all my roomies are asleep.
>immediately crash next to best friend at the time.
>be first to wake up somehow.
>roll over and feel something cold and wet.
>mfw I fucking pissed myself in my sleep.

I was so mortified, I covered it up with towels and hoped my friend wouldn't notice. She didn't. What the fuck, body?

>>8376323
are you the girl looking to take a load for a room? you don't look that fat.

>>8377886

I worked at a hotel for a while and I can confirm this. If you leave anything of value in the room after you check out, it's going to get pocketed by someone. One of our maids got in trouble for trying to take home a laptop that another guest found and left at the front desk.

I post desperate beta vigrin comments on an anonymous image board begging land whales to take my vriginity at various conventions.

I never go to any of these conventions.

Rused hard.

>>8377902
>have spanking kink
>yaoi paddled
>had to stop myself from moaning for more

>>8373389
Most likely the toilet paper bits that get stuck to your vag when you wipe yourself

>>8378248
Sorry to say it anon, but it might not be your pee.

>>8378349
Oh. I've never had that happen to me.

>>8378370
>pissing on someone asleep so that they'll never know whether or not they pissed themselves
Brilliant

>>8378053
How do your buses work? You edit a pdf to get on the bus for free? wat

>>8378341
I also enjoy choking.....

>>8378173
Not that person but you sound like a huge bitch. I'm surprised they didn't unfriend you first, because I would have.

>>8378341
>>8378424
Let me choke and spank you

>>8378370
>>8378389
I'm just going to keep telling myself I pissed myself out of exhaustion.

>>8373366
>>8373480
I have the strangest erection.

>>8378575
Don't worry, anon. I like dumb sluts too.

>>8378431
Aww, sorry you get unfriended so often. Seriously, it's not bitchy to not care about keeping people around because "what if they think poorly of me because social media".

>>8378418
it's like megabus that goes between cities. You can buy your ticket online and print it at home

>>8378248
Anon, the same thing happened to me...but I was the friend.

My (old) friend has a very weak bladder. It's even worse when she's drunk since she has no dignity whatsoever. Well, after waking up after one night of much drinking, I roll over in bed feeling kind of wet. I pulled off the sheet and notice a huge puddle taking up most of the bed. Thankfully it stopped close to me, so I wasn't sleeping in it for god knows how long, but I still got her piss on me after rolling over. It was fucking disgusting.

Sage for OT

>>8378738
Do they not have bar codes that they scan?

>>8378113
What state is Daddy in? Reminds me of this one guy I know who has thristy girls, too.

>it's a good thing i'm gay

>>8378281
Man, hotel staff are shits.

I'm at a rental car company and we have to fucking turn everything in, even cheap basketball shorts and sunglasses. They've got cameras on us and check our work logs; since I've been here (2.5 yrs) 2 guys have been fired for trying to steel electronics and another guy for stealing a gun.

>>8378808
>this one guy
>Every Asian male cosplayer

>>8378890
The weeb community has some shit standards for attractiveness.

>>8378765
Bar codes yes, but scanning them no
They don't even look at the name/boarding #

>>8378921
This. Now that I'm trying to get with normal people I learned that I am not as attractive as I thought

>>8378946
Well I'm not even attractive to the weebs so I have a lot of work to do.

Then again it is my fault, I'm not holding my jaw in place correctly and I gained 20 pounds since I started living at home again.

Maybe I'm just naturally ugly.

>>8378947
It can't sometimes be personality. I used to be quite extroverted and attracted all sorts for good times. After being chewed and spit out by a 5 year relationship, I'm now introverted and extremely off putting. It's like the charge on a magnetic personality can switch from attract to repel if your feelings are out of check.
It's not a great feel.

>>8378890
No? Guy I was thinking of is not Asian. Not everyone has yellow fever in cosplay, believe it or not.

>>8378972
Well I'm autistic, which is actually okay, because usually people don't think I'm autistic, but that's usually because I withhold my personality as much as possible.

I'm afraid to release my autism on other people. Also I hate being a beta but I feel like if I tried to strike out of being a beta I couldn't because my friends are so busy being beta and pushing me down.

>>8378977
we both need to work on our self-esteem anon.
after that, things are easier.

>>8378984
I wish it was that easy.

>>8379008
Jesus you betas are sad... I guess everyone in this thread is sad too. I'm starting to feel bad about making this thread

>>8376282
Exquisite. :^)

>>8379065
One day I'll be as I'm supposed to be.

>>8379090
I am already what I am supposed to be. :(

>Got a 17 yo drunk
>Spooned my friends girlfriend
And my worst one yet,
>stole a wig cap and bobby pins.

>>8379102
I hope that someday I'll be able to shed the beta and embrace the Dark Triad. I want to be stoic, masculine, seductive and successful like a man should be.

>>8379110
>stole a wig cap and bobby pins.

someone who doesn't cosplay might see this would be confused, but as a cosplayer, I must say you are scum

>socially awkward as fuck
>literally the main reason I got into cosplay/started going into conventions is that some slim chance I might meet a girl or something
>read horror story threads and get self conscious and try not to seem too creepy or clingy
>and up not saying much even on the rare occasion that a girl actually starts a casual conversation with me about my costume because I'm terrified of being labeled a creep
>four years of this and I am still a kissless virgin
This is so sad I would settle for even just holding hands at this point.

>>8378060
>>8378281
Thank you guys, I feel 10x better. Honestly, I don't even trust leaving my valuables in the room while they're cleaning it. It's why I leave my laptop at home during cons now.

>>8379222
I'll hold your hand at AX, anon. Just use your imagination.

I've had the biggest crush on a fellow cosplayer...but only when he's in costume. I'm not the least bit attracted to him in civ clothes.

>Go to con with friend
>We browse the stalls to see what we can buy
>See a really good Mikasa cosplay
>It's crowded so the aisles were like a line
>I look around the stalls seeing some cool posters
>Friend tells me I've been staring at the same girl
>I thought he was kidding but he said he wasn't

I swear to god I didn't stare, but It's permanently lowered my confidence and I can barely keep eye contact with ANYONE.

>>8379222
Same, although my problem extends more to making friends at cons. I'm way too scared of being too clingy/intrusive I end up not get close enough to hang out with them.

What cons do you go to, Anon?

I joined a fandom so I could hook up with easy girls...it worked.

>>8378946
>>8378947
Thought I was just attractive to weebs but normies are starting to eye me off now I'm healthier looking so my fat was holding them back.

>>8377856
>Can't go back to my room because there is alot of beta virgins who will probably go rape mode as soon as they smell a women's scent on their room.
this board man
>complains about the people
>still goes
kek

>go to cons as much as i can every year
>bro has girlfriend who he plans to propose to at a con
>don't know how to tell him she has gone off men and has become full time fur chaser

He's still planning to do it next month....

>>8379222
Anon let's be socially awkward together :)
I hope to make lots of friends at Ax

>>8379110
That truly is the worst of sins Anon

>>8379792
i dont want to put pressure on you, but if you're a real friend you will stop that guy.
he is currently standing in front of a speeding train,
it all relies on you.

good luck.

>>8377886

>monday after shitty midwest con
>where the fuck are my beats
>flip my shit trying to find them, call up the hotel and all that shit
>never found again
>now use shitty $5 earphones

the one time I try to have nice things, never again

i've done some shit
>used my roommate's razor without telling her because i forgot to bring my own
>stolen money from people roommates invited in the room who i didn't like
>eaten unattended food
>quietly masturbated while roommate slept in same bed

>>8379792
What kind of fur are we talking about here?

>>8380179
I-is this supposed to be bad? I've done all those and then some. Never even thought of them again until I read that comment. And... I still don't care.

>>8380199
most of these are more gross than sin honestly
razor was kinda gross (and it's not like i shaved my pubes, i shaved the back of my neck so my hair wouldn't be visible under my wig, and my armpits)
stole money because those fuckers were eating our food/freeloading (although i used the money to buy merch/random crap, not food)
by unattended food, i meant if someone left food alone for more than a minute, i'd swoop in and eat it
masturbation was really gross because i wiped my fingers on the sheets

>>8379792
Ugh. What kind of a friend are you?

>>8378977
Are you me. I do the same thing. Only time I release my autism is when talking about /m/ shit. I've become more extroverted because of this website though. I suck at lengthy conversations though.
>>8379222
>hand holding.
That's so lewd.
>>8379267
I just imagine I'm on 4chan at cons it works for talking but not getting close.
>>8379756
I'm a bit of this also. People I've talked to at animazement seem to remember me in a good way but I don't know what to do.

>>8379792
Wait she's his girlfriend but is a full time fur chaser? How does he not know this already?

>>8380199
>>8380219

You both are gross and I'd hate to room with either of you.

>>8380380
Don't worry anon, I left the convention and cosplay scene years ago, I'm a lolita now. You'll probably never have to room with me

>>8379442
I'm the same way, anon. I have the tendency to look at people, lose track of what I'm thinking about, yet keep my eyes on that person. During high school lots of guys were under the impression I had a crush on them even though that wasn't the case at all. So, don't mind yourself making eye contact with people. Just don't be creepy about it like, don't stare at a persons ass for an awkward length of time. If someone seems uncomfortable, just give them a small compliment and say their costume, shoes, or something caught your eye.

You're all insane

>>8378151
That's what three-ways are for, anon~

>>8380395
I want to try wearing a buttplug to a con

>>8380471
Go ahead. A lot of people are doing it, me included.

Jesus I hate female cosplayers so damn much

>>8380510
I hate cosplay because I can't/won't do it.

>>8380510
This is why you are so lonely
Go back to /r9k/

>>8373484
This is why white men date Asian girls.

>>8375074
In addition, it's the enjoyment of the feeling of needing to pee that badly.
It's really bad for your body, but it's a not so uncommon fetish

>>8378012
So what? She probably worked super hard on her cosplay/spent a lot of money on it
And now its ruined because you couldn't, oh I don't know, jizz in a condom? It would even be better if you jizzed on Madokas cosplay since she was a part of it
My jimmies are so rustled right now

>>8380546
Implying I'm not currently with an Asian male. Living the weaboo dream yolo

>>8380712
You're trash

>>8377856
Oh this isn't as bad as jizzing on this girls cosplay, but she almost got punched in the face during the con because of me.
>Be friday night of the con and have not meet anyone who is hosting a hotel party that night.
>Invite both groups of my friends to my hotel even though there is some tension between a few people of said parties.
>I know that my one friend likes this girl. (The one that i am going to repaint their cosplay.)
>Beta friends get super drunk before they realize that there is females in the room so they are actually being quite chill other than being socially awkward.
>I go up to my friend and tell him that if he doesn't try and talk to his crush then its open game for everyone.
>30 minutes go by so I start flirting with her even though I don't like her.
>She pulls me in and starts making out with me.
>My beta friend runs out of the room crying and yelling in beta tongue.
>End up sleeping with this girl (like legit sleeping, not having sex.)
>FF to the morning.
>Beta friend starts complaining anything he can while walking to the con.
>I tell him that im sick of listening to him complain and to go back to the hotel room if he doesn't like it.
>He starts yelling about how all girls are whores and life is unfair.
>Cum stain gets offended and tells him to watch his mouth.
>He tells her to fuck off and throws a punch at her.
>She jumps back and just barely avoids a fist to the face.
Honestly I think that punch was meant for me but he was to scared to hit me.

>>8380703
Jizz washes out so its not that bad. I was fucking madoka raw seeing as I didnt have a condom but like I said, her dress was to nice to ruin for a day.

>>8377883
No one expects the bratty kids to do shit. Hence why if you ever leave the country and visit a shit box, watch for the street kids.

>>8379856
Where was the con at, anon?

>>8380783
The thing is that I looked like a snobby rich white kid, so that's probably how I got away with it (no one expects a rich looking 14 year old to steal their wallet)

>>8380771
Japanese too :) He speaks it as well. <3 I don't have to work just keep the house nice.

>>8380774
This is the only decent guy here.

>>8381040
Your standards for decent differ from my own

>>8378028
Same. Fuck off weird crossplay anon. I don't even believe the story 2/10. Could've at least given me RL yuri fantasies.

Got into a light orgy. My gfs friend sucked my cock but at the same time my gf sucked another dudes cock so that was pretty depressing

>>8381090
This is when you make the guy stand in the corner and film it while both girls suck you off

>>8381094
There was already some other guy watching
Not even masturbating just looking

>>8381098
He didn't even want to join? That's a bit weird.
Anyway your gf is a total slut.

>>8381090
>cuck

>>8381117
Nah he was a total cuckold
Not with that grill anymore but I felt as disgusted with myself as with her

>>8381129
Not really tbh. I was the only one that got laid that night and the only one to get my dick sucked by two girls at once.

>>8381140
Did you get to bang both girls? It doesn't count if it was your gf

>>8381055
I like an alpha more than bickering betas and women.

>>8381142
Nah I only fucked the gf, didn't feel like fucking her friend. Still the only one that fucked anyone though.

>>8379442
When I was around 12 or 13 I was on vacation in Florida with mom. We were at a beach side restaurant and there was a very drunk couple practically fooling around in the restaurant. The girl was in a bikini and I just started staring at her. I guess it was in early stages of sexual attraction because I didn't realize how long or why I was staring at her until my mom said "can you just look this way." At that moment I realized how deeply and long I was staring at her and I instantly felt embarrassed. After that I had a lot of difficulty looking women in the eye for the longest time.

>>8377063
>>8380550
What? No. Omorashi is literally "leaking". It's when you can't hold pee and you end up pissing yourself. The word has nothing sexual about it.

Unless it's yet another word foreigners corrupted the meaning so now it's only a fetish /sex play. Like Bukkake.

I love building accurate costumes but I'm increbidly embarrassed wearing them in public. The whole con animal safari thing seems so silly to me. But I love crafting perfect recreations of my favorite characters...
It's weird.

You girls are whores lol.

>>8377468
I'd post something and squee with you, but all of my stuff is guroshit and not allowed.
>>8381423
Got it in one anon, just like bukkake it's a buzzword used to find similar fetishy crap.
>>8381501
I'm not a whore, I'm a slut, there's a distinct difference- I do it because I love it, not because I'm getting paid.

>>8381654
Bingo! I can't stand people not knowing the difference between words.

>>8380774
You're a pretty chill guy, your friend seems like he sucks ass though.

Another thing why is it so hard for people to just talk to another

>>8381152
gay

>>8381501
>ignoring that at least half the posts about sex ITT are written by men

>>8382169
They would be sluts too. Since I can't recall reading anything about payments?

>>8381654
Got to admire a girl who does it for the love of the craft. Keep sluttin' it up and be true to yourself!

>>8381473
take commissions?

Bumps so as not to let the thread die

>>8382336
it's gonna die.

>>8382379
Yes I can see it's end is near but it had a great run

>>8382156
Yeah I've helped my friend become a little less beta and lot more chill. We bunked in a hotel room again this year and he was always the first one to be ready to go out and party with me, which is a solid improvement since last year. I had some pretty great moments this year but sadly nothing was sin worthy.

>>8381088
>>8378028
You guys need to work on having better fetishes. Also as a side note, its actually easy to get girls while wearing a crossplay, they find it extremely funny and it also shows them that you are confident in yourself.

>>8382660
It doesn't get any better than yuri, anon.

>>8372792

>We always have con horror stories

then why did you write just about yourself being a whore? where is the horror part?

>>8372792
I only ever went to one convention, i just browse here for horror stories. I did get to lick a girl's armpit at the con I went to though. Most exciting time of my life.

>>8383242
whore-or
she's whore-ific

>>8380913
>:)
><3
>>8380712
>yolo
>>8373012
>threesome
>>8373012
>lol
>unironically on a 4chan post where you have time to write out a more thoughtful message
>probably buys 4chan pass too so you don't have to bother with captcha, probably a richfag
>>8373035
>Tumblr
>>8373252
>:|
>>8373292
>"yaoi squee" girl DAMN
>>8373333
>...
>>8373366
>short skirt
>>8373627
>:/
>>8374194
>fucked
>>8374467
>lololol


Proof that /cgl/ is irredeemable, none of you people belong on 4chan, you have your own websites to do this kind of stuff on, fuck off you fucking scum normie women, and you all act like attention whores, like you have such a bad time, where do you think you are? Fucking Tumblr? I haven't EVER had sex in any of my years, or held hands, or kissed anyone. You people ruin conventions for the real fans, the real autists that just want to express love for their favorite series and talk about them with like minded faggots. /lgbt/ and /s4s/ are bad enough, god damn, you people disgust me, you don't even try to fit in, I bet none of you like any real anime, just meme anime and meme vidya and meme movies, sucking on chad dicks like lollipops, fucking stacey pussies like I do my hand every night, FUCKING GET OUT OF MY WEBSITE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8383255
R9k plz go

>>8383183
Yuri is the purest form of love, it is not the ultimate fetish though.

Only thing I can think of is when I attended my first big anime con and took pictures of some famous guests there without permission. That was over a year and a half ago, so I was a bit naive about convention etiquette back then. I never uploaded them anywhere since the pics turned out pretty badly anyway.