/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7931594

I never confessed to anyone or anything, but I remember back in middle school when I was deep in my weaboo stage, my spanish class went on a field trip. I was talking about Naruto to the guy sitting next to me on the bus, and I finally realized that he was staring really, really intently at my face. I asked him what he was staring at and he told me "You have really pretty eyes. No, really, they keep changing colors and have this burst of gold in the center when the sun shines on you."

And me being an awkward little nerdlette sportsbro just sat there blushing for five minutes until I finally said "Thanks, but don't interrupt me when I'm talking about Gaara."

>>7931606
kekking hard

>>7931606
I don't have a reaction image for this

>>7931606

bruhh lol

>>7931606
I bet he grew up to be a fedora tipper / forever alone gentleman with class.

>>7931606
Oh anon.

>>7931606
Anon, I really don't think we can top this.

>>7931606

>>7931606
Were either of you good looking at least?

>>7931606
I love you, anon. You're the best.

>>7931606
First fucking reply and I think we already got the best we could hope for from this thread.

>>7931647
Uh, well once I hit puberty and learned how to dress and stuff I'd like to think that I am now pretty hot or pretty or something?

>>7931606
Did you sit next to you on purpose or did you sit next to him because there were no other seats left? Or did you sit together because you already knew each other beforehand?

Back in my school days, sitting next to a girl on the bus (unless it was due to seat limit reasons) was basically like the two of you having confirmed sex (metaphorically).

>>7931656
*Did he sit next to you

>>7931606
This is literally just like my Vietnamese moving paintings.

>>7931656
Most of my friends were the nerd guy group in middle school. He was a friend, and I think he had a crush on me? But I was a really huge weaboo and only cared about Roy and Ed and my goal in life was to look like Sakura Haruno. All my other friends sat in seats around us but now thinking about it, it was weird that the two of us were sitting alone in a three seater...

>>7931654
>>7931668
Guess he wasn't very hot tho then.

>>7931606
Annnnddd Voldie already screencapped this and posted it to tumblr.

>>7931668
>two of us were sitting alone in a three seater...
Would make you pretty much a confirmed couple / kissing in the tree in my class.

>Be Korean guy
>Be pretty chubby
>It's freshman year of high school oh baby
>It's art class
>Nothing really happens until 2 months in we get a transfer student
>She's a complete weeaboo
>Wears really brightly colored clothes, has dyed hair, but is actually really cute
>She warms up to me immediately because she thinks I'm Japanese
>Have a tough time explaining I'm Korean
>Whatever, we become sort of good friends
>Actually start to like her and it's pretty obvious she likes me
>But wait, I'm a shitty tsundere
>For whatever childish reason, can't come to terms that I like her, probably because I wanted to act like an angst filled edgemaster
>Tell her I hate her, start to make fun of her
>She doesn't care, still latches onto me
>Continues throughout the school year, year ends and she moves away
>Remorse

Forward to summer of '11
>She's apparently back
>Immediately tell her I didn't mean anything and that I actually really liked her
>She's elated
>We date for like a week, turns out she's a huge attention whore (but incredibly still a virgin)
>She gets mad at me because I won't give her my Nintendo DS
>Blocks me, don't talk/see her for 2 years

>>7931673
what's Voldie's tumblr?

I remember when I was like... 13, there was this boy I had a huge crush on at school. On Valentine's Day I drew him a card with a chibi Kenshin Himura on it. He thought it was really cool and then we started dating.

But we were 13, naturally it didn't last. He turned out to be a huge jerk anyway.

Not the worst or weebiest thing in the world I guess but I can only imagine how cringe worthy that card must look nine years later.

>>7931606
That's absolutely hilarious.

>>7931689
Continued

>Fall of '13
>In Second Year of College
>Forgotten all about her
>She randomly adds me on Facebook
>Accept
>We randomly chat every once in a while
>It's winter break, message her if I can treat her to lunch or something to bury whatever had happened years earlier
>She agrees
>Things get lewd
>Start dating her again
>Week in and everything's going well, I'm happier than I've been in a while
>Then things go downhill
>I have to go back to college soon, she constantly thinks I'm going to cheat on her
>She keeps putting herself down
>Sex becomes really stressful for her because she can't make me finish, probably due to years of masturbating with a death grip, even though I don't care
>Keeps asking/telling me we should break up
>3rd time she brings it up, I finally relent and tell her okay
>She immediately bursts into tears saying she doesn't actually want to, but it's too late

One time I went on a date, but since we were kids it was just us being allowed to walk around the mall on our own for a few hours. We went into a bookstore and they had a Roy Mustang figurine and I wanted it so badly, but I was 12 and only had enough money to buy tacos. So I played it up with the guy who asked me out about how badly I wanted it until he offered to buy it for me. I then spent the rest of the night talking about how amazing Roy was, and I now hide that thing deep in my room somewhere because I was such an embarassing little weeb and I can't believe I did that guilt-trip-you-should-really-buy-this-for-me thing to a guy for a friggin Roy Mustang figurine. Disgusting

>>7931697
>>7931702
topkeks

>>7931697
Last

>Back at college
>A few weeks in she contacts me
>Asks if we can at least be friends and chat together
>Naturally agree
>Agree to meet back up for my spring break as friends with benefits (I'm shallow I know)
>Finally meet back up
>Things get lewd again, actually finish this time
>She's happy about that
>Don't see her for a few days, barely chatted
>Finally get message from her, begging me to take her back
>Panic, unsure of what to do
>Really do want to take her back, as I'd been lonely ever since we broke up
>But afraid of feeling rejection by her asking me to break up again, and afraid of just using her and hurting her again
>So I decide that I should at that moment convince her I'm an asshole, telling her that I can't and that I'd be leaving
>Never see her again, regret and probably depression piling onto me day by day

>>7931697
Bitch sounds cray-cray son.

>Freshman in highschool
>See shy asian guy in lunch room
>go bonkers for him
> "He'd never go out with me…"
>2 and a half years of on and off boyfriends, still think about cute asian dude in lunch room
>Winter of 2006, single again
>Decide to try and engage asian guy
>Find out he's from China
>Not nihonjin bishounen
>Still found him worth chasing anyway
>Many attempts and me running way when I got to talk to him
>Make friends give him love letter with animu drawings on them
>charmhasnoeffect!.jpg
>February 2007 rolls around, manage to sit next to him at the lunch table in the morning
>Finally get to go to his house
>Says he's not really interested
>kiss him
>changes him mind immediately
>Still with him till this day

Now his relatives in China are pressuring us to get married. The weeabooness melted away revealing that I did like him for who he, not because he is a lanky asian dude. He is my first love and only love. This is our baby

>be me
>fancy guy in our group of friends for over a year
>sit beside him at a hentai panel at our local con
>during a pretty graphic scene i lean in.
>me: "if you think that's good, you should see my porn collection"
>he bursts out laughing.
>he asks if that was an invitation.
>it was.

we've been dating for nearly two years now. don't know if that's a weaboo thing or not, but there you have it.

>>7931713
>this is our baby
clicked on pic expecting human baby, but this is cute too

how did you get him to agree to let you go to his house?

>Be me
>Go to a vocational school program in Junior year because I think it'll help me in the future (It doesn't)
>Hang out with the weeb/stoner crowd on the bus
>Get crush on "leader"
>We call him Jesus because he literally looks like Jesus.
>I think he looks pretty when he blows smoke rings
>whatagem
>Work up the nerve to sit next to him on the bus.
>He starts poking me
>Obviously in weeb language this means he likes me
>Have poke war for a few minutes
>Suddenly hold his hand
>He holds it back
>dokidoki.mp3
>Stay like this the rest of the way
>Blush the rest of the day
>Nothing else ever happens because I'm too beta to say anything.
In the end I know it's better this way because what do you think would have happened if I brought home a stoner weeb named "Jesus" to my dad?

>In middle school, send an anonymous love letter to the boy I have a crush on.
>Has a random anime girl in a bikini with a speech bubble saying something like,
>"I really like you. Please don't tell anyone. If you keep my secret, I'll write you again next week! Signed - C"
>Naturally, everyone in the grade finds out.
>I think I was in denial that I'd sent the letter, because I kind of forget I'd sent it.
>Anyway, I'm the super unpopular anime dork, but the news travels down the grapevine to me anyway.
>Somewhat popular friend says, "Lol, everyone thinks it's Catherine"
>Me: What?
>Friend: The love letter that anon got!
>Teacher overhears friend talking about it. Comes up to us and asks about this rumor that Anon got a love letter.
>Friend explains. Teacher laughs and says anon would get love letters.
>Me: Die inside. Never admit to being the one who wrote the letter. Never send another letter. End up being pseudo-friends with Catherine, the new kid, because of guilt.
>Owari.

>>7931713
Holt shit that's cute, congrats!

>>7931718
I his tiger mom wouldn't let him have a PS2 so I offered to bring my console and games over to his house so he could play them.

>joined anime group at university because i want more places to wear my cosplay + lolita to
>all the guys are super nice, or maybe i just have turd normalfag friends
many spaghetti dropping stories result from this
>one of them tries to hug me every time
>i act chill like i do this with my friends all the time, but it actually creeps me out
>he gets a girlfriend one month later and never hugs me again

>i'm interested in one of them
>pretty chill guy but makes awkward comments like "making dinner, but you're yummier"
>wtf, but ok
>ask him to hang out
>he's a twerp who can't do anything and the awkwardness is too hard to handle
>we still flirt but i'll never see him as more than a friend again

>>7931689
>She gets mad at me because I won't give her my Nintendo DS
Like an actual Nintendo DS or is that some /cgl/-/v/ slang for "my D" which is slang for "my dick"?
If you mean an actual Nintendo DS that's so childish.

>>7931713
Good for you guys.

>>7931730
*His tiger mom

His mom is crazy. I went over to his house once to see that his door was kicked in and splintered. He locked himself in his room one time and told his mom to go away and his mom flipped out and kicked the door down.

>>7931731
>He's a twerp who can't do anything and the awkwardness is too hard to handle

That's probably exactly what the girls were thinking on the 3 dates I've ever gone on.

>>7931731
cont.

>friend of the hugging guy does med, easy to talk with and i can say dirty stuff around him
>asks me out randomly
>i say no but we can still be friends
>he tries to talk to me again but i ignore him
>have been avoiding him for the last 4 months already shit

>interested in another guy
>he looks 20 but he's actually 26
>holy fuck, i'm 19
>he only likes 2d girls, and would marry one if he could
>i never talk to him because i'm too shy, and what if he thinks i'm an idiot
>still lusting after him now

who knew anime club people were so social, more than half of them have partners

>>7931732
An actual Nintendo DS. She tried to justify it because her family wasn't so well off while muh Korean business owning parents were fairly wealthy. Oh well, we could've given each other our firsts ;_;

>freshman year in high school
>super weeby
>very shy
>no friends
>chatting with friends from grade school on myspace
>notice some guy commented on friend's profile
>his icon is of an anime character I love to pieces
>muster up enough courage and message him
>"OMG I LOVE YOUR ICON!! *o* How do you know [friend]?! Do you want to be friends? ^____^"
>we hit it off immediately and start talking weeby shit and playing mmos together
>9 months later finally meet each other in person at an anime convention
>still super shy around him despite talking to each other every day
>worried I've weirded him out with how weeby I am dragging him from event to event
>at the end of the con he asks me to be his girlfriend
>holyshit.jpg
>I say yes

It's been 7 years and we're still together.

>>7931716
Marry him.

>>7931716
this is great

>>7931722
Jesus christ that sounds like a guy I'd seen around high school. This wasn't the Skills Center was it?

>>7931724
Did you ever tell her about it?

>>7931713
One day, I'll have a love like this.

>be me
>13 year old, in end of Jr. high
>Start dating best friend
>He and me become friends in art class, draw anime for him.
>He is obsessed with how innocent anime girls are. Wants all girls to all be like that.
>Try to be perfect girlfriend.
>Get ignored for pokemon games and don't see him for months.
>He was obsessed with kitty girls. So I be one for Halloween.
>I get into Lolita and he buys my first skirt.
>Calls me super awkward nicknames like "little boy/girl" or "loli."
>Say I love you in Japanese, or in super shyness like an anime girl.
>Date for three years.

After we brake up
>Find out he is in to lolicon.
>Has a fetish for Lolita fashion.
>Tries to kill himself when I get a new bf.

He gets a new girlfriend
>He still send me love letters.
>He sends me pictures of me sleepy.
>Post contentedly about how depressed he is, and how he well never love again.

Do not date other Weebs my friends.

(picture How I feel he thought dating me was going to be like.)

>>7931742
marry him

>>7931713
that kitty is soooo cute anon.
I literally squealed

i wasnt super weeby at the time since I was barely discovering animu. but you know, we all grow up with pokemon. anyway.

>be 6th grade me and have a huge dork crush on lanky tall boy who i was kind of tsundere with
>valentines day is approaching and everyone thinks he likes me and tell me to confess
>make a cute little valentines day card in the shape of a pokeball that had a pop-up pikachu on the inside with a confession or whatever
>valentines day
>have the card ready to give to him, and im super nervous
>all these random people start coming up to me telling me that he had just asked out some other girl. idk these people how do they even know.
>i dont believe it until i hear it from him
>go home and cry for forever

not super cringe-worthy but i was pretty bummed out, he wasnt even attractive tho tbh

>>7931770
Anon that's so sad

>>7931748
It very much might have been. Did you live in Florida at the time, anon?

>>7931750
No, she was really obsessed with becoming popular, so she'd do shitty things like make up rumors and lie to make herself seem cooler. I assumed that she'd go running to everybody. Then it all died down within a week.

I've thought about telling people at my high school reunion, but eh I assume everyone's already forgotten.

>>7931737

>>7931758
>He sends me pictures of me sleepy.
WAT

>>7931784
Ahhh, no I'm in Washington. Sounded EXACTLY like a guy from my school though. And the Skill Center is SO fucking useless. All those wasted credit opportunities

>>7931788
Maybe we all just know a guy like that.
True. I should've just dual enrolled. I smack my forehead every time my mom brags about me going to "tech school".

>switch from private school to public middle school
>awkward and dorky
>draw random stuff in class
>short girl comes up to me and says "You draw anime??"
>kinda' know what anime is
>Like Pokemon right?
>"Yeah, I love drawing and stuff."
>become a weeb with her and her small group and blissfully unaware of it
>mixed blessing, I guess
>insist on people calling us "Catt" and "Kat".
>OC's together
>she spends the night at my house one night
>goof around
>eventually find her topless in the bathroom
>she invites me in
>hahaha you're so weird!
>friends until I move schools again
>move schools YET AGAIN and she's there for my high school years!
>cuddle some more and shoot shit
>until she moves away suddenly
>make new friends
>MFW I only recently realized she was in love with me all that time and I was so spacey and couldn't take a damn hint
>also not a lesbian
>I'm so sorry, Kat

So back when I was like 14 I had this friend... ok, really she ended up being more like my frienemy. It was weird. I became her friend and introduced her to my best friend, then it was like 2 of us would team up to be bitches to the other one for a while, then we'd switch positions and the whole thing would start over. Anyway, this girl was a massive weeaboo. The first time I ever talked to her (fun fact: we met because this girl in my class was like "oh Anon, there's this girl in my neighborhood who likes anime, I'll give you her number") over the phone she answered with "moshi moshi?"

So me and my 2 friends were really into yaoi at this age, the super weeb girl liked to RP as Shindo Shuichi. I mention this because it probably shaped our perceptions of how to conduct ourselves in romantic situations. It came out that she had a crush on me (which I did not reciprocate because she was ugly) and she confessed to friend 3 that one time she kissed me in my sleep at a sleepover. After that my relationship with weeb girl deteriorated and friend 3 and I kept hanging out with her mostly for the lulz. We went to a con together and started play-fighting, which somehow turned into the weeb girl real slapping me, and me real hitting her back. She freaked out and started yelling at me, that I was being a little brat, that she was going to tell my mom, etc. My friend and I tried to calm her down but she tardraged and ended up running away from us across the con. When we finally caught up to her she cried for like half an hour and told friend 3 that she was mad at me because she liked me and I didn't like her back.

I stopped talking to her pretty soon after that but she attempted to contact me a few years ago on facebook. Apparently she's getting to live out her weeb dreams as a moderu in grorious Nippon.

>in highschool like grade 10
>my anxiety was eating me up at this time
>end up seeming shy when im just fucking anxious 24/7
>start to like this exchange student after becoming friends with him
>cringe because i was always anxious especially around him and seemed like a tryhard.

>>7931787
I meant to write sleeping. I am on my phone.

>>7931798
Fun fact for you anon to console your cringe
I used to dress like shuichi, massive orange t-shirts with long neon green sleeves underneat it BOY no wonder I had no friends back then

>first crush in first grade
>he was my first kiss and we were bf/gf for like a day at least
>he breaks my heart
>drift apart
>it takes me years to get over it
>feel so awkward when i see him, but he acts like he doesn't remember what happened
>become friends with him again in 5th grade
>weeby friendship circle
>keep a composition book of print outs of animu characters that i show to him and our friends
>lend manga to each other (chobits, .hack//LoT, ultra maniac, ultra cute, etc.)
>he and i would sometimes sit in the back of the school bus on the way home and watch big titty anime girls on my portable dvd player (i'd bring all kinds of ridiculous stuff with me to school to impress people/him)
> 2 other girls in the weeby friendship circle like him too
>all this GOD DAMN COMPETITION over him
>forever coming up with ways to be closest to him
>i was that girl that he'd to when he had troubles and he was oblivious to my feelings, i'm sure there's some anime character trope i'd fit into
>tells me who he has a crush on (it's not me)
>no pls notice me senpai, pls only look at me
>smile and pretend i'm ok
>life is like a harem anime in the worst way
>recurring daydreams of singing chobits op song "Let Me Be With You" to him
>fortunately never becomes reality

i imagine i did a lot of other embarrassing things that i just don't remember (thank god)

Not as great as some of the others in this thread but here it goes:
> be 16 and super active on local con forums
> start chatting up staff artist
> fall in love because he's asian and sugoi tarento desu
> dump long term boyfriend because I want artist-sama
> find out he's like 29 but anime has taught me older men are best thing ever.
> I'm 17 when the next con rolls around
> I do a terribad cosplay of one of the con mascots
> finally meet and all my friends think he's really really ugly
> he's a kissless virgin with popmarks all over
> make out with him after hours for the next two cons but he always refuses a relationship


Highlights include him telling me the plot of the haruhi movie for an hour ( using it as proof we could never be together because he was kyon and I was mikuru), con security telling us to "keep it PG-13" at the dance , his quicksand fetish, and a date supervised by my sister and her boyfriend. Eventually I got sick of getting dragged along and once things got serious with someone else artist-sama blocked me. I still see him at the con though and it's always awkward as hell.

>>7931770
He didn't choo-choo-choose you ;_;

>>7931818
Oh god, I am so embarrassed for you ;_;

>>7931802
I figured that, but why does he have pictures of you sleeping?!

>>7931819
>>7931770
Pic related

I don't have any stories but reading all the stories and remembering high school crushes etc made me realise I have a preference for Eurasians, almost all of my crushes were and my boyfriend of three years is aswell. I have never known anyone else with this preference though.

>>7931841
all the 'halfies' that i've known are all either super hot or really ugly, so i can't say that i have a preference for them as a whole. but the good looking ones? mmmh

>>7931606
this needs to go up on tumblr or something omg

>>7931758
I'm pretty sure the moral there is to not date someone who wants to to act like a little girl, the only thing worse than lolicon fetishes are NTR faggots.

>>7931836
Honestly, I still Don't know how he got them but it looks like I was at park. He sent me them over year after we broke up and they were from like around the same time as when I got them. He sent me them over the phone and said you look so peaceful a sleep.

I asked where he got them and to this day he just sends sends me back smiley faces in response. Mind you I have no memory of taking this nap at a park.

>>7931841
I do too anon!

>>7931798
>fThe first time I ever talked to her ... over the phone she answered with "moshi moshi"

fucking shit, i chocked on my gum

>Elementary school
>Friends with this boy in my class
>He was into Inuyasha
>I never watched it
>RPing erryday at recess
>I'm Kagome, he's Inuyasha
>He was endlessly entertained by me saying "Sit, boy!" to which he'd exaggeratedly stop whatever he's doing and usually fall over (apparently that's a running gag in the show)
>Do not understand his fascination but ok.jpg
>But I love that this is our thing, I could probably do this with him itsumademoooo~
>Feel like he's got dokidoki fever for me
>Develop the dokidokis for him
>Disappears from my life

I think about him from time to time. I wish I could find him on facebook just to see how he's doing but he has the most common name. Probably wouldn't recognize him if I saw his picture anyway.

If there is one thing I can gather from this thread, it's that weaboo girls are adorable.

Keep on, going on, girls!

>>7931874
If there's anything that 4chan can do, it's find peope through vague clues.

>>7931888
This. If they've been in the cosplay community at one point, they're in some Anon's radar.

I remember back in AX 2011, I ended up tracking one /a/non I met in the Niconico.com stream, just because she cosplayed Maria from Umineko.

>>7931794
Find her
marry her

>>7931908
why would she marry somebody she doesn't love

>>7931794
Fucking this
>>7931908

If you can't do that, you're a disgrace to 4chan.

>>7931798
Man, reading everyone else's spaghetti stories makes me want to share more.

After the anime con freakout incident me and the weeaboo girl entered the Weeb Cold War and friend 3 was happy to play both sides of the field. Friend 3 gave weeaboo girl my password to this anime forum site and she got me banned by messaging all of the mods as me, saying I was going to "put a freaking virus on [forum site]." Friend 3 and I ruined weeaboo girl's Yahoo RP group by spamming it with unflattering photos of her and hentai. I forget which of these things happened first.

I pretty much put up with friend 3 backstabbing me because I had a lesbian crush on her the whole time.

>>7931914
why would she marry somebody she doesn't love

>>7931935
Well it's up to comrade Anon to prove his worth.

>>7931939
I'm a her.
She was also a her.
And I am not a lesbian.

Sorry anons.

>>7931939
nigga she said she wasn't a lesbian like what is else to prove

>>7931788
Did you happen to go to lakes high school?

>>7931953
its alright sister
may you find happiness in your future
:__:7

>Be in high school and weeby as fuck
>Joins the school's anime club
>Meet some really cool people
>Starts talking to one of the guys who created the anime club
>He's kind of cool but extremely soft spoken
>We geek out over Naruto
>We go to Hot Topic that weekend to buy Nurutu headbands
>We date for the rest of the school year and eventually break up
>Graduate and a few years later we see each other at FurTheMore
>Really drunk and my friends and I decided to play Truth or Dare
>"Hahaha, Anon! I dare you to take off your panties!"
>Do it
>Ex weeb boyfriend is sitting directly across from me, face bright as a fucking lobster, staring at my crotch
>Too drunk to care

>>7931689
Like give her the DS or borrow?

>>7931992
she looks crazy to begin with, probably wanted the DS. The anon mentioned that he seemed more wealthy than her family too

>>7931992
>>7931993
Give give

>>7931706
You could have solved most of that with grown up talk. Since you were in college, not much of an excuse.

She sounds crazy though.

>>7931986
then.....
i smell more stories

>>7932002
I know, and lately not a day goes by without me hating myself for not being more patient with the matter. But unfortunately I'm pretty undeveloped, emotionally.

>>7932006
She sounds crazy though, I would honestly give her a miss and try to move on. What has she done for you?

>>7932008
Give me respite from my soul crushing loneliness.
But I mainly just miss her because I don't have time or the confidence to find another girlfriend.

>>7931874
Anon, i thought i could savely say i wasnt super weeby but your post brought back flashbacks of my weebiest moments.

>Move to new elementary school; prodomiately asian so being semi weeby was completely normal
>Started watching inyasha on adult swim
>RP everyday at recess with him. I being Kagome him being Inuyasha
>Got 4-5 other kids to RP with us. All the main characters were accounted for
>Use to go to eachothers houses and play Animal crossing
> made animal crossing paper craft/diaorama; had OC with him and another friend
>use to go to anime store alot; he had and has hundreds of gundam/models
>would got to the library to read manga and play neopets daily with him
>Ended up moving schools after this school year
>went to middle school but he hardly went; he hated school just wanted to do anime stuff
>He contacted me because i moved again. we suggested dating.. didnt seem to work because it was a bit of a distance and middle school me didnt care for dating
>we broke up; he said i broke his heart in 5th grade, he was always trying to hint he liked me and i never saw it..
>heard he dropped out of school in middle school and somewhat crazy now.

>>7931864
That is fucking terrifying anon

>>7932013
>Give me respite from my soul crushing loneliness.

Well, son, would you rather treat on a lonely road or a road towards hell?

>>7932045
Tread

Fuck autocorrect

>>7932046
If I tread on a lonely road then I'm already in Hell.
But in all honestly, I'm just impatient and I just want to find someone I can legitimately rely on to be my other half. And being on the road of becoming a doctor, I'm losing time to do that.

>>7932053
Would you settle for her though? That sounds really desperate, and if you're going to be that desperate, why not wait til you're done with your degree to find a less crazy, better looking gold digger?

>>7932056
It's not really about her at this point. Even though it's extremely shallow to say this, it's probably for the best it ended because she didn't really have anything going on for her career wise and that would've probably been a major thorn in my Korean mother's side.
I'm just feeling pressured that I'm in my third year of college and have really no one to call my own. I may miss the "relationship feeling" I had with her, but I don't really miss her specifically. I just feel bad about how I let everything fall apart, because I don't feel like anyone deserves to feel what I made her feel at the end.

>>7932056
This is the advice I mean.

You're lonely, true, but if you aim to be better, someone better will come your way. Desperation rots your will, desperation makes you settle for people who aren't worth settling with.

>>7931818
And that's why someone who is still basically a child should not be dating someone more than a few years older.

Artist kuuun is responsible though since you weren't legal for one, and he was more than old enough to know it wasn't appropriate. But at least he tried to push you away and didn't do anything super sexual.

>>7931818
You dumped someone long term for some faggot ass fucker who actually thinks he's Kyon?

>>7931864
You really should block him from everything anon. Coming from experience nothing good will come, and he's not likely to just stop. That's red flags.

Is anybody else here reading this thread hoping that a past love interest doesn't spill the beans in this thread?

mfw terrified

>>7931998
Fuck the bitch

>>7932087
2 people messaged me on Facebook because of my comments here in /cgl/

this place scares me more than /b/.

>>7932081
From her story it sounds like he was trying to use it add an example of why they couldn't be doki doki.

My current relationship is a total weeaboo love story.
>20 years old, working at some shit job
>cute asian coworker, built as fuck, dem arms, dat ass, cute face, instant crush
>get to know him, hes a total weeb
>we weeb over tokusatsu and anime together
>visit his place, animu posters and dakis errywhere
>weremeanttobe.jpg

Were currently living together and we have two cats.

I want to post mine but I know the person in question browses cgl occasionally, and definitely a lot of their friends do...

>tfw no qt weeb gf

Where do you meet girls like this? They're so cute but I've never encountered one in real life, so all I have are stories.

>>7932095
who cares do it fgt

I was a total social autist in highschool. This new kid i liked asked me out one day after school and my first reaction was to literally sprint away from him. I ran all the way home. Needless to say he never talked to me again.

>>7932096
>anime club
>anime con
>anime/comic book store
>anime website

You dense motherfucker.

>>7932096
They're in the background of >>7932109 places. I hope you mean cute as in "they act cute" rather than "they look cute" because you'd be in for some disappointment.

>>7932109
>>7932113
I disagree, the best girls tend to be in the videogaming club. Interests being LoL and shit.

>>7932109
>Anime club
There are none here. The local university has a "Geek Club" but it's so oversaturated with dudes that there's no hope there.

>anime con
There's one in a nearby city in the spring, but lately there's zero actual anime stuff and it's all homestuck

>anime/comic book store
No sort of anime store here, and I have never seen a female enter the comic store

>anime website
Hard as SHIT to develop an actual relationship

>me 14/15 year old huge weeb
>went to my first con
>fall in love with a Zell Dincht cosplayer from a ff group
>to shy to aproach
>weeks later I write a letter to our famous Anime/Manga magazine, that I want to know that Zell cosplayer from con
>never see if letter got printed
>don't buy magazine anymore

>years later I got friends with a cosplayer
>did not know he was the Squall from tha ff group years ago untill he points it out
>shows me pictures of his group
>recognise Zell
>ohmyglob.jpeg
>Zell looks ugly out of cosplay
>hope my stupid letter never got printed

Years later I still cringe about this and wonder if my letter got printed and "Zell" thinks he is the shit.

>>7932113
Pretty much my only real standard is "not fat". I'm aware I'm not exactly a catch myself.

>>7932114
They're usually cross interested with anime too.

>>7932117
Pick out the anime ones at the con and ignore the hamsteaks then? You don't actually need to talk to everyone you see. Also more girls tend to be in cosplay clubs than in general anime/game clubs.

Mine wasn't all that...weird just heart breaking

>Weeb amongst weebs, make friends with a crap ton in this local cosplay comm skype group
>everyone branches off and makes a sorta young weeb without adults group
>at the time only attracted to super kawaii asians and emo scene woe is me types
>group has one and instant crush!
>spill to everyone and people are watching like it's a maury grand episode
>He ignores me and gets a gf
>oh...ok! I can wait!
> Get into a fight in skype group and he yells that he would never in his life like me or want to date me
>mfw he comes into a shit ton of money and driving in my dream con and made something of himself

ah well lol I still have that skype group in my favorites lol

>>7932124
car- not con.

>>7932123
What's a good way to randomly approach someone at a con? I don't want to be creepy.

Also
>cosplay clubs
I have never heard of such a thing

>>7932127

If they're in a good cosplay/outfit just point out something that you like. "Aye, nice hoodie/shoes/details" then move into interests if they aren't busy or taken lol

>>7932087
im hoping the guy doesnt go on cgl and is into more weeby things...

>>7932130
>tfw you tried this once and they said thanks and then you just froze up and panicked.
>tfw tried it again and they said fuck off creeper

I am not any sort of ladies man

>>7932134

Shit anon...that's all I got since that is what would get me.lo

>>7932130
and to add to this, move ON if you can see they're not interested

also, it's easier if you're in some sort of costume yourself, they'll be more likely to get chatty if they can see you're into the same sort of stuff

>>7932139
It's okay, you tried.

Can't help being an ugly fuck I guess.

>>7932134
Just pretend you're talking to a guy if the fact that they're female is bothering you. Talk to them without any ulterior motives being sincere about it like if they're wearing cosplay or a thing from your favorite anime or game or whatever, you probably have a lot to ask about as conversation starter. If it goes somewhere romantic eventually, cool. If not, you either get a cool new friend to talk to your favorite things about or a youtried.jpg learning experience for next time. Having friends is okay too right anon? You're not that much of a fedora right?

If you really wanted to be selfish about this, you could also see having female friends to talk to as a way to get over spilling spaghetti when you talk to other girls you want to ask out.

Not a love story, but I thought it was anime enough to share with you guys.

>Sophomore in high school
>Finally starting to hit puberty, and growing out of extreme tomboy phase
>Small breasts, super pissed because mom and older sister have huge knockers
>BFF is a guy, this kid is practically my blood brother.
>Get period, breasts are swollen and sore, decide to wear a regular bra to school instead of sportsbra for once.
>Go to school, hang out with friends before classes.
>BFF just stares at my chest
>"Anon, why are your breasts so big this morning? They're really huge compared to normal."
>Sucker punch him in the gut and shout "BAKA!"
>He keels over in pain. Run into homeroom in disbelief that I actually yelled that outloud.
>Make him give me all of his french fries at lunch that day

>>7932148
See, the issue is, I have a good amount of female friends, but they were all introduced to me by other guys I know. I'm fucking terrified of randomly approaching anyone, especially girls. I've never had a girl express any kind of romantic interest, man. I'm not any kind of muh friendzone fedora but holy shit does constantly being surrounded by friends you would love to date (but don't want you) absolutely starts hardcore hurting after a while.

>>7932157
>that ending

>>7932157
This is adorable

>>7931594

Back when I was sixteen, me and my other weeb friends would occasionally have meetups where we would just hang around in public places talking about glorious Nippon. Most of my weeb friends were girls younger than me, but this one time there was a guy who had a really similar taste in J-bands, videogames, etc and we really hit it off. Being a socially awkward and shy weeb, for the first time in my life I had met a guy who didn't think I was a disgusting weirdo. He lived in a different city, but we kept in touch online and became really good friends.

A few months later he comes to visit me.
>Dropped my spaghetti
>Guy acts like a complete asshole the whole time he's with me
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Guy leaves and we don't talk in weeks

After he had rejected me, I was heartbroken but tried to change myself into a better person, learned to apply make-up and dress myself. A few weeks have passed since we talked and out of the blue I receive a text message from him where he apologises about his behavior and asks if we could meet up. I'm on my guard, but agree to meet him because I still care for him a lot even though he's been a jerk.

We meet up and he's sorry about what happened between us. This time he's super nice to me, buys me a PS2 slim to make up for his douchiness. This time I manage to stay cool and he confesses his feelings for me.

Almost 9 years later we're still happily together and going on our very first vacation in Japan later this month!

>>7932096
Shouldn't you back on your way to /r9k/?

>>7932196
Nah. /r9k/ can't even TRY and give me dating advice.

Sorry for the mass of greentext but this is probably one of the weirdest things that's happened to me.

>Sitting at a table in main hall of a con with friends
>It's late, maybe around eleven or twelve
>Place is mostly empty but table next to us has a group of guys building Gundams
>We start playing charades with someone's phone app
>The guys next to us finish up their Gundams and go, two stay behind and end up joining our game
>I'll call these two C and L
>C is very douchebaggy from the beginning, whenever someone and guess that words he has to be like 'Oh come on' or 'Really?! That was so obvious!'
>L is quiet and shy, stays in the back and watches. He says some pretty weird things, but seems cool in general
>End up adding L on Facebook the next day, after the con
>He messages me, asking me out on a date.
>I don't answer for an hour, he messages me again. And again. And again.
>I try to answer, find out his account is deactivated... weird.
>Check back later and it's suddenly back again.
>Still spamming me with messages, and getting mad I'm not answering immediately.
>You're the one who keeps deactivating your account what do you even want me to do??
>"Um no thanks, I'm not interested in dating right now."
>"Oh it's okay, I can wait."
>Did he just
>Have to explain to him I just rejected him.
>He betas off, compliments my eyes and smile.
>I guess it's over now?
>nope.jpg
>"I was looking forward to asking you out on a cross dressing date though"
>What
>"Cross dressing date, We'd dress up in each other's clothes (not underwear), put on makeup, and pretend to be the opposite gender for a date."
>Think back to his grubby ass clothes... Ew no.
>To put the icing on the cake, he finished with "also pettanko master race. now im done"

Never talked to him again. I think he blocked me off Facebook anyways. CGL take note this is not how you ask someone out.

>>7932199
You could stop complaining on the internet. For one.

>>7932208
I am a sad, lonely man. I need some kind of outlet.

>>7932157
Life is just like one big anime

>>7931788
>Washington
>Skills Center
Go on?

I wish to be attractive to weeb girl someday, just so that I can have someone to relate to with all my autistic info dumps and obsession.

Reading all these stories makes me realize how incredibly little i remember about anything that happened in my childhood.
Hell, i can't even remember anything from high school, and i finished that only a couple years ago...
I don't even know if i was ever a weeb in public or not... oh god the potential cringiness that i don't even know if existed...
feelsbadman.png

>>7931923
Lesbian love triangle? Juicy.

>tfw this thread gave me feels

good thread though stories were nice

details are a bit fuzzy because this happened when i was a babby freshmen but
>just moved from japan 2 years ago
>still kinda new to whole ''america'' thing
>went to white schools so its the worst to tell them
>weaboos call me japan bc i'm the closest thing to asian they knew (i'm half chinese)
>couple months go by with me being the shyest weeb ever
>in the weeb group was this guy who wore this trench coat with buttons on it and was all about russian military or something idr
>was also a furry
>would pet my head and would get me to purr
>went along bc i want friends badly
>made me sit on his lap all the time and i felt his boner every time
>why.jpg
>one day put me up against the wall and pressed up against me
>panic because i was still new to america and didn't know what was going on
>confesses to me nice and sweet though
>i wasn't interested in dating tho, but i told him i'd have his answer by weeks end
>ask for advice on quizzila on how to tell him no
>icandothis.gif
>friday comes around
>he pins me to the wall yet again
>tell him no and he backs off and we never speak again

i think he graduated that year and texted me a week after if i wanted to go to a party with him, but i said no then too because my parents were too nervous about them teenage parties with their alcohol and drugs and sex. i wouldnt have gone anyway regardless

Not quite embarassing? But it's an epic love story from weaboo to being an almost functioning human being so here goes:

>be 17/18, second con, get introduced to this guy
>we like all the same games/series, hit it off right away, major geek out over FF9
>guy is 6 years older than me, lives abroad
>s-sempai will never notice me, he lives too far away, this can never be
>have biggest sempai crush on him
>annoy all my mutual friends by asking if sempai finds me annoying, does he mind that I talk to him, will sempai ever like me etc.
>start dating someone, don't make it public
>sempai tells me over MSN he's coming over to the country for a con again and can he buy me dinner
>Awkward as fuck and don't realise he's asking me out on a date
>Say sure, then tell him I'm dating someone I met at a con
>Accidentally break sempai's heart
>OH GOD WHY
>Years pass, relationship is awful, depressed and things are just unhealthy with current bf
>Lose contact with sempai because bf thinks sempai wants into my pants and I don't want to upset bf
>Find out bf is flirting with other girls
>What do
>Try to remember what being happy was like and think of sempai, break up with bf because of this
>Several months later, get together with sempai
>Thisislove.jpg
>Since moved to his country to pursue further study, live together, neither of us can quite believe things are so great

Everything turned out much better than expected.

>>7932299
that is all sorts of no, holy shit

>>7932299

It's always the one in the trench coats...

>>7932305
I wear a trench coat because it keeps my legs warm in winter and I hate furries. ;-;

>>7932307
so long as you don't wear them in the summer when it was 100+ degrees out like he did, i think you're ok, anon

>>7932309
No, I wear it when its 45 and below. At 35 and below I add a hoodie underneath it. I have a snow coat, but it only covers my belly and not my legs. The one time I went out when it was below 0 I wore both the snow coat and the trench coat.

>Be 15 years old
>Constantly on deviantart posting my shitty weeaboo art
>Meet boy through a DA fan account (one of those terrible "naruto ocs" types) who posts shitty weeaboo art.
>Same age, we get along really well. He has gf. Whatever I don't really care.
>He and I form a tight knit friend group
>Fast forward 3 years
>Friends have all dispersed throughout the years. A few of us left.
>He goes through 2 girlfriends but I'm there for him the entire time.
>He asks about what it would be like if we were together. On and off flirting and hints for FUCKING WEEKS.
>Finally asks if we should be a thing. I say yes.
>Fast forward 2 years.
>We're at a shitty weeaboo convention selling our shitty weeaboo art.

I couldn't be happier.

Male here.

This is more recent, but met a qt Chinese girl at a dinner party hosted by a friend. Was really shy, but we ended up dating and it turned out she was hugely into anime, manga etc. The only drawback is that she's fujoshit. She even has this small, incredibly exclusive group of Chinese fujoshit friends who have to "vet" whoever joins their group.

Prior girlfriends were mostly Asian as well. The weird thing is I don't even have that much yellow fever, but I do appreciate the fact they're, at least in my experience, a whole lot less slutty than white girls.

>be /r9k/ loser
>read these
>gives you the feels and you die inside a little bit
Also funny how the few guys posting ITT are just making shit up, i.e. this guy >>7932338.

>>7932338
>Male here
Why was this necessary

>>7932342
Not sure why you'd think I'd make something so fundamentally mundane up.

Unless you were.... butthurt?

>>7932300
i'm happy for you anon! sounds like a dream

>>7932346
There are a lot of disgusting dykes on /cgl/ who claim they "aren't interested in men" (bullshit), so clarity was needed.

>>7932338

>>7932355
whoa get over your dick, man.

>>7932338
It was a pretty good thread before you showed up.

>>7932357

Nothing about that post was trollish to be fair.

This was though:

>>7932355

>>7932355

>>7932364
This is probably better.

>>7932364
>Nothing about that post was trollish to be fair.

He said white women were sluttier than asian women.

>>7932376

I said in my experience they were.

It's not uncommon to meet asian girls who are virgins into their 20s, that's virtually unheard of amongst white girls, who have at least taken a few black dicks by then.

>>7932383
I'll tell ya one thing: just because they say things doesn't make it true.

>>7932383
I don't understand why having someone inexperienced is so much better than having someone that knows how to ride cock

>>7932353
Dude, I said I'm a /r9k/ loser. I know another /r9k/ loser making his shit up ( >>7932338 ) when I see one.

>>7932355
Yeah thats me more than i like to admit.
I thought i was bi for a looong as time but nothing like vajayjay in your face makes you realize you are dead wrong.

Can you guys not ruin a good thread tho?

Oh.Ok.

>>7932389
Well the girl I'm with now is, or was rather a confirmed virgin. Likewise for a couple of others.

>>7932391
Sluts do often equal great sex, but it's incredibly hard to have any respect for them and I could never see myself in a relationship with one.

I guess that's why husbands used to have their "proper women" in terms of their wife, and the mistress/"slut" on the side, who titillated them in a purely sexual sense?

I wish things were still like that.

>>7932014
>heard he dropped out of school in middle school
You can do that? Like, he got homeschooled after or he just straight up dropped out?

>>7932418
what do you define as a slut?

so your waifu has to be a virgin on your wedding night? you want to fuck a slut but hey, only for your pleasure. how do you respect your non-virgin slutty self? you want to cheat / be in a polygamous relationship?

>>7932430
>so your waifu has to be a virgin on your wedding night?

No. I couldn't have given a fuck if my girlfriend had had, say, a boyfriend or two before me.

What I consider a slut is either straight out promiscuity or serial monogamy (a different boyfriend every year).

>you want to fuck a slut but hey, only for your pleasure.

Yes, I like how titillating slutty girls are and it turns me on, but inside of relationships I have self control so it's not really an issue.

Guys pls. Stop taking the b8. Can we just have more weeb love?

>>7932436
People ran out of imagination necessary to pretend that these things actually happened to them I guess.

>>7932418
>V-VIRGEEEEN
I can suck twenty thousand dicks and still be a virgin, top kek, how delusional.

>>7932464
Ok, but that's not usually how it works sweetheart. Most girls nervous about giving it up to Tyrone 3 hours after meeting him are going to be unwilling per se, not just unwilling to let him fuck her.

>>7932464
Except that's extremely unrealistic. It's only natural that such girl would have given it away at the age of 10 (2 years sooner than the average virginity losing age for girls these days) to Jamal before she went on to such an average amount of dicks.

>>7932432
>a different boyfriend every year
That's not a slut.
A different boyfriend every couple of months is a slut.

>>7932467
You literally just called half of the good looking /cgl/ girls "sluts". Do you have no shame?

>>7932468
Nah

>>7932467
>That's not a slut

Yes it is. You're literally dating people for the sake of it.

You should only get involved with someone if you think they're the kind of person you could see yourself marrying.

A boyfriend every year is ridiculous, and yes, it's slutty.

>>7932469
"Nah, I do" or "nah, I don't"?

>>7932471
Lol mate go back to /r9k/

>>7932471
I bet you're one of those who think a man can have many one-night stands but a woman who has a different man every year is not worth marrying, right?

>>7932471
Stop oppressing us you misogynistic shithead. If you weren't a disgusting loser that no womyn even wants to look at / acknowledge his existence, then you wouldn't be spewing such crap out of your mouth. If you looked at least average, you could get a date once per year too but since you can't and you stay in your basement all the time, you're jealous about strong independent womyn who are out there, go-getters who are winning at life and have healthy sexual relations to boot.

>>7932475
Is this your way of coping?

I assure you the view that it's slutty is not exclusive to /r9k/ at all. And the view that you should only date people you can see yourself marrying is simple good advice, provided you actually care about it being long term.

>>7932477
A man can because he has to earn such right. He had to put a lot of effort to get to such point. A woman who does the same is just a woman who doesn't say no.

>>7932477
lol.

It's not me who likes promiscuous men, it's women.

Anyway, I've only had two one night stands in my entire life and I'm in my mid 20s. And I've slept with a hooker once I guess, but that's not a real ONS.

Women who date a different man every year obviously do not give a shit about relationships.

>>7932482
>implying you had sex with a woman who wasn't a prostitute as well

0/10, bad bait. Apply yourself.

>>7932485
Sexual shaming only works on men who have something to hide, sweetie : - )

>>7932486
>: - )
Delicious male tears detected. I've won.

>>7932481
shit b8 m8 i r8 0/8

>>7932487
>creatures that enjoy giving head and swallowing our semen
>"I've won"

not even that guy, but top lel

>>7932465
Ever heard of acting you naive retard?

>>7932489
Looks like we're at a point where the /r9k/ turns on each other.

>>7932494
Ok... how does this change the fact some girls, particularly asian ones, are actually, in fact, less slutty than you?

>>7932496
i'm a seagull, but this shit is just too ridiculous

the fantastically awkward kokoro thread has degenerated

>>7932498
Sorry dude, I am asian and live in a predominantly asian neighborhood.

Asian's are just as bad as white girls, I hear stories of slutty white girls, and I have seen asians doing the same, inclusing lying about virginity. I don't get this thing I see online about how asians are so pure online, its kind of hilarious.

Just observations.

youtube.com/watch?v=dnVRHk5sSew

>>7932503
>Sorry dude, I am asian

Sure.

>>7932501
It was all just bait / pretending for the most part anyway. Especially once the tripfags got involved.

>>7932503
basically this, half the 'sluts' at my highly selective and competitive high school were asian
they might not flaunt their sexual exploits as much publicly, but you can be sure some of your 'innocent' asians are full fledged 'sluts'

and slut is in '' because really, the only type of people i'd call sluts are those who sleep with other people's partners

>>7932505
Whatever helps you keep your delusions about asians up.

I'll tell you 2chan has the same talk about how white girls are so pure and kind, grass is greener kind of thing, ya know?

Stay delusional friend.

>>7932508
>and slut is in '' because really, the only type of people i'd call sluts are those who sleep with other people's partners

This is so tumblr it's actually kind of depressing.

>>7932512
First of all, how would a white goober know what 2chan says about anything? You don't speak Japanese, weaboo, you only dream about that.

Second of all, 2chan is racist against all whites. Expecting them to have such expectations of white woman is like saying that /pol/ thinks black women are the purest / kindest, etc.

You're probably underage.

>>7932512
>I'll tell you 2chan has the same talk about how white girls are so pure and kind, grass is greener kind of thing, ya know?

LOL no they don't. Show me a single thread on 2ch that says that in any way. They KNOW white girls are sluts, which is exactly why I always facepalm hard when one of you dumb whores, like Yukapon or Applemilk goes over there and makes the reputation of white girls even worse than it already is!

And yes, of course there are asian sluts, but if you're seriously trying to claim the average asian girl has as many sexual partners as the average white girl, well, sorry, it just isn't true.

>>7932517
Anyway, I hate the white guys who go to East Asia and give us a bad name as much as I hate the white girls who travel around the world and behave like whores (What kind of father lets his daughter go to a foreign country on her own anyway?)

>>7932515
>on a board dedicated to dressing up as chinese cartoons
>being unable to read chinese cartoon language/use google translate

Can you like, even think for a second?

And pol would still fuck a black girl if she offered no matter what they say-- so what?

>>7932522
>Can you like, even think for a second?

TUMBLR
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>>7932522
You are fucking retarded. 99% of /cgl/ wouldn't be able to translate a Japanese article even with GT to help them.

>And pol would still fuck a black girl if she offered no matter what they say-- so what?
OK, you're probably the guy from /r9k/ doing a Double Bait Inception Reverse.

>>7932517
>but if you're seriously trying to claim the average asian girl has as many sexual partners as the average white girl, well, sorry, it just isn't true.
There's nothing you can do to prove me wron, and I can't prove you wrong either.

You can just go search the archives if you're so curious.

>>7932533
>article

Sorry, threads and random responses aren't articles.

>>7932534
>There's nothing you can do to prove me wron, and I can't prove you wrong either.

What I posted proves you wrong, but you just dismiss any evidence that proves you wrong as illegitimate.

I mean, literally, your entire argument is: Everyone is just as slutty as white chicks, they're just lying.

>>7932536
THREADS AND RANDOM RESPONSES ARE EVEN HARDER TO TRANSLATE YOU MORON. In articles, they use normal Japanese that GT can handle. In post, they use memes and Internet talk that Google simply cannot possibly translate properly.

>>7932538
>questionnaire
>a reliable source

How about a no. Are you so naive you don't know what lying is as I've mentioned earlier?

>>7932539
Sorry dude, you think every single post uses memes when they don't. Kind of like now, actually. Don't see meme's in both ours posts, huh?

I bet this is 70% /r9k/ derailing the thread on purpose and 30% seagulls taking the bait.

>>7932543
Look, you retarded piece of shit. Go find ONE thread on 2chan and translate 5 posts from it successfully (that consist of at least 1 coherent sentence).

>>7932544
Well it's *your* fault for making *us* feel bad by flaunting your sexual life that started at the age of 11-ish, while we guys are still virgins who aren't even allowed to talk to girls (without it being treated as rape) at the age of nearly 30.

>>7932541
Like I said, you've made up your mind already. Asian girls are just as slutty as white girls and anything that says they aren't is a lie or illegitimate.

It's useless to argue with people like you.

>>7932545
may.2chan.net/b/res/295837778.htm

may.2chan.net/b/res/295836275.htm

may.2chan.net/b/res/295815661.htm

Plenty of coherent posts, with google translate.
>inb4 u nitpick

>>7932551
And you've made up your mind to believe the lie that they're so innocent and incapable of lying. Also mad confirmation bias going on.

>>7932553
You have translated
l i t e r a l l y
n o t h i n g
you retard.

>>7932556
>im too stupid to use google translate to translate the whole page
>im going to pretend u r the dumb one lol!
>2chan is still 100% incoherant to people who have not studied nihongo for roku years desu
K.

>>7932557
Muted / ignored. Enjoy kiddo.

>>7932559
Hey, don't have a tantrum just cause you can't right click and click translate.

>>7932117
I guess you'll just have to die alone then.

>>7932572
Good, he deserves to die alone.

>>7932574
This. Men who are virgins past the age of 18 should just not live. This thread is objective evidence - they ruined our Love Stories thread because their bitter about women.

>>7932578
nah, i lost mine at 21 (guy with chinese girlfriend here) and I'm ok.

Plus I like slutty cosplayers.

>>7932583
Except that's already been proven a lie that you tell yourself & others in order to live with yourself.

>>7932588
>proven

Could I see the court transcripts please? I must have been away when the Judge made his ruling.

>>7932583
>im okay
>hes on 4chan seeking validation

Delusional as.

>>7932589
I'd tell you to ask any other girl ITT what she thinks about your "story that totally happened" but I doubt any of them would want to talk to scum like you.

Kindergarten. Lying on the grass with other kids. Out of the blue, one kid asks E if she would kiss someone...ON THE LIPS! Everyone sits up at prospect of something gross/interesting happening. She says yeah. O.O is the look on every kid's face.

The boys discuss who will take one for the team. No one seems up for it; however, I'm quite hoping to be the one, but too embarrassed to speak up. To my surprise one boy nominates me. O.O is the look on everyone's face, including mines!

"So, anon, will you kiss her?"
"Okay!" Man, that's way too much excitement.

Everyone looks at E for approval. She approves!

Oh, boy.

E crawls over. I'm O.O

She's sitting righting across from me now, with knees a touching--I'm a blushing. She leans in; I lean in. Both of our eyes are open. Our lips impact. "oOoOoOo" goes the crowd. We lean back. She's smiling. I'm sportin' a full beard.

The boys and girls usher us to their respective crowds. The boys ask how'd it taste. "It tasted good, my friends. It tasted good."

Teacher blows the whistle and we all run back to class. Everyone was giggly the rest of the day.

So, yeah, my first kiss: five years young turning five years old. Took off the training wheels on my teenage mutant ninja turtles bike when I got home. Threw my night light away. Switched from briefs to boxers. Abiding "...when I was a man, I did away with childish things." 1 Corinthians 13:11

The next morning I took a sip of my dad's straight black coffee instead of drinking my choco milk. Wtf! Screw this shit! Shaved off my beard and went back to being bowl cut weaboo watching sailor moon and enjoying diabetes-in-a-box cereal.

:3

>>7932591
>any other girl

Am I living in The Truman Show? Do that many people follow my daily comings and goings?

>>7932593
As I said >>7932506 / >>7932456, /cgl/ clearly ran out of imagination.

>>7932594
>im okay
>being this narcissistic
Delusional.

>>7932594
No, the point is that /cgl/ girls have enough experience with virgin male harassing us / doing misogyny to us, so we can tell that you're a virgin male too.

>>7932598
That's actually good to know, despite having sex and relationships, I'm still not an identifiable normie.

This is why we can't have nice things

>>7932600
Because of you - you're probably the same guy as the loser pretending that he's not a virgin because in his dream he had sex with an Asian girl.

>>7932603
lmao, go start a cosplay is not consent panel you cunt

rape is too good for you.

>>7932481
>He had to put a lot of effort to get to such point
maybe you had, but that's just called being an ugly spacker innit :^)

>>7932604
>>7932600
Samefag.

>>7932503
shoulda put this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsAABpjEy5U

>>7931731
>>7931740

wow what the hell is your problem, you either have autism or you're just a massive bitch

>>7932609
I think you need to calm down man

>>7932616
Takes less than 3 seconds in MSPaint and you missed a pixel when removing the first __(You). Not to mention that the fact that you posted this to begin with confirms that you're samefagging.

can i have more stories?
please

>>7932619
lol anon, why are you so mad?
Did someone call you an ita?

>>7932629
I am "mad" because you are here, dropping your name to spew misogyny. At least keep it on next time so we can filter you, loser.

>read through this thread
>remember all the times I was too oblivious/in my own head to respond to all the qt3.14s who were crushing on me
>still an emotionally stunted, overly defensive, edgelord in his 20s
>act like a total child when I do let someone in

I'm so sorry for the girls who liked me as a teenager.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlKaVFqxERk

>>7932619
calm down anon

>>7932630
Soto's a pretty nice guy though

>>7932635
No you're not, you ruined this thread with misogyny because you couldn't handle us girls having healthy sexual independent relationships.

>>7932633
Don't worry, a "good looking guy" like you will sure get the anime waifu he deserves soon enough, falling from the sky right into his arms, as he deserves!

>>7932639
>/cgl/
>healthy relationships

Every "feels" thread there's at least one anon saying she's in an "abusive relationship" and another 10 saying they used to be in one.

>>7932697
That's just men pretending to be women to undermine us.

Idk about weeby, but my story is dorky and embarrassing and weebishness is kinda the cause of it.

>me at a small party with friends
>new, tall and handsome guy is there
>getting to talk to him about anime, retro videogaming and sci-fi tv series
>be nervous cause similar interests
>apparently stole guys glass full of absinthe mixed with vodka which his best friend made him
>drank the whole thing on my own and got sick
>threw up on handsome guy
>...
>mfw my friends tell me the story the next day after I had somewhat recovered from my worst hangover ever

Amazingly enough we still got together and are working on getting married now...

>>7932726
I hope he cheats on you, girls on /cgl/ don't deserve to be happy.

>>7932697
That's because there is no such thing as a healthy relationship with a man, there are only abusive relationships that haven't yet revealed themselves.

>>7932726
I hope this is bait, specifically made to make /r9k/ butthurt.

Let's tell a story

>Be me in later years of highschool
>Extremelly depressed, get addicted to neopets
>This cancerous website is my reason for living
>Make a friend there, talk on msn
>He's from the other side of the world, 11 hours of distance between us
>Get convinced he's my online boyfriend
>Talk to him every morning and every night
>Mai boifriendo!!!
>Every hint he makes about liking someone, believe it's about me
>Plan to move to his city
>Suddenly, says he has a girlfriend
>OMG U CHEATED ON ME

Later my father got a male goat and I gave it his name. Felt better, because the animal was smelly and had horns.

>>7932749
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't "date" morbidly obese landwhales. It's like the amounts of fat actually affect a woman's personality. There's no such thing as a "hideous on the outside, beautiful on the inside" for women.

>>7932517
How do they rank the scores on this chart?

>>7931885
its true but... from my experiences they beta out of nearly everything expecialy fujo.

I got one, it's pretty shoujo

>Be 15 or something
>Chop off all of hair after big fight with parents to piss them off
>Hair's a bit above chin length, and I have the body of a 12 year old. I look like a shota.
>On girls soccer team, and I usually walk home after games. I am a lone wolf weaboo, I don't have many friends.
>After school program for elementary school kids gets out around the time my games ends.
>Little girls hanging out at their bus stop everyday waiting for parents so I pass them almost daily.
>Always wave to them.
>Eventually they all start waiting for me to say hi.
>Eventually they multiply
>One day had very intense workout and it's hot. Lifting up my shirt some to wipe sweat off my face the whole walk home.
>Suddenly screaming and giggling. Look over and wave at the little girls, they're all giggling and red looking at me.
>Wut
>After a while there's suddenly parents there when I'm walking by with their kids giving me the stink eye.
>Say hello and keep walking.
>Eventually a few girls break from the pack. It's almost Halloween and they give me a goodiebag. It has like...little candies and halloween pencils and erasers in it.
>Thank them. They swoon. Parents are on red alert.
>One little girl finally drops her spaghetti blurts out "ANON I REALLY LIKE YOU WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?"
>I just stand there in shock. I die a little on the indside. Holy shit do they all really think I'm a boy?
>Mom pack prowls in and drags them away "He's too old for you girls!" Little girls start fighting with their parents
>"NO HE'S NOT! HE'S GORGEOUS HE'S PERFECT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND"
>I ollie out right then and rush to my house.
>What the hell just happened. There is no way they could have seriously thought I was a boy, I look boyish, but holy shit I'm a girl.
>Look in mirror.
>I am the epitome of a cute, pretty boy shota, especially in my soccer uniform. I'm like something straight from Inazuma
>Collapse in dispair.
>"Doushite?"

>high school
>kinda like this boy in my awkward nerd friend group
>get closer but both too shy to do anything
>realize he's not actually that cute and really dumb and back off
>starts getting clingy
>valentines day
>asks me to be his valentine and says he loves me
>say no and block his number after a couple hours of texts
>4 months later go with group to a school thing
>he asks why i dont respond to his texts anymore
>"anon i blocked you months ago"
>he starts crying in the car

>>7932983
Damn, men are disgusting.

Aaaaand /r9k/ is here to shit up the day.

>>7932911
That's an adorable story, anon

>>7933015
Why won't you just go away then? We don't want you here.

>>7931818
>his quicksand fetish

I hate this board so much. You fags can't let one good thing just be good can you?

>>7933069
It's all the males' fault.

>>7933069
seconding. This was the best thread and it got derailed

>>7931606
That actually sounds pretty cute anon.

When I was 12, I watched Hetalia to get this girl to like me
We went out for 7 months and were friends for another 8 months after


I also heard of this straight dude who watched who watched Free! to get this girl to like her and it all worked out for him too

>>7933133
>When I was 12, I watched Hetalia to get this girl to like me

Aren't you breaking a rule by being in here?

>>7931731
>"but it actually creeps me out"

Don't know why this made me laugh so much

>>7931713
He has sexy arms, nice catch anon.

>>7931725
Robert Sheehan is a babe omg <3

> Me girl, 19, lolita fashion, white.
> Head to my first lolita meet since moving house.
> Turns out I was an hour early so ended up waiting for everyone.
> Sat in cafe.
> Suddenly shy-asian-man 22, starts talking to me. Seems good looking but dressed like a slob. We get talking, turns out he just broke up with his girlfriend and is sleeping on his bff's sofa.
> He seems really nice and we had a lot in common so we exchanged fb info to chat more after the meet.
> 3 days later I get a friend invite from Asian man.
> 3 weeks later we end up meeting up.
> 5 months later we end up dating and become a couple.
> By this point he has his own place. I stay over a lot.
> One day I brought over an anime boxset of Hellsing to which his brows nearly hit the ceiling.
> Explains to me finally about his crazy ex gf. Into all types of anime, total weeaboo, wear's bad lace monster ebay dresses and claims she Japanese (despite the fact both her parents are black and are from a long line of US veterans) says he lived with her but moved out when it got to much.
> I take his word for it but secretly think he was overreacting.

Part 1 of ???

>>7932614
i'm a massive bitch, but only because i say no yet they're still clingy. i wish i could be meaner to them from the start, but i liked talking to people with the same interests

i probably have some problem too, because even if the guy i like shows a smidge of interest, i back the fuck out

>>7933185
> A month later we decided to go to visit his family in Japan (you know so they can silently judge me).
> Once we get there I feel bad for judging his family. They were super nice, very welcoming and were happy that i was trying to learn Japanese. Was able to hold a small conversation with them.
> Topic arises about his ex. His father goes red and started ranting in Japanese.
> Confused I sit there blank.
> Mother pulls me out of the room and explains that his ex wont stop calling the house and sending them letters of love.
> Explains that she met them a few times and each time she was rude, loud and kept saying broken Japanese words she had learned from anime.
> Still think "Who am I to judge?"

> Back home, head to mall with bf when suddenly I hear some random Japanese words being screamed.
> This black girl in a bought miku hatsune cosplay and tatty wig starts yelling at my bf calling him "baka chan" and some words that made no sense.
> Girl turns on me and calls me a replica whore who was "stealing her husbando sama!". Wearing original melody doll OP.
> Girl gets shut up by bf. Tells her to stop fucking calling his parents and to fuck off. He then called her a cheating whore to which she replied "But husbando sama I am polly-am-our-roos, I can not help my love for all the oogee samas out there!" I shit you not, she actually spoke like this.
> I burst into laughter and bf takes me home.

> Can not believe she was real
> Can not believe she was bat shit crazy.
> Can not believe my bf and his family were under playing how bad she was.

Part 2 of 3

>>7932383

>>7933199
So you shoot down people who are interested in you and act like a cunt, but then cry on here when someone isn't interested in you as if it's their fault? Man I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.

>>7933216
She isn't required to date everyone who is interested in her when she's not interested herself wtf

>>7933213
> 2 years later me and bf are living together.
> Still had her calling her parents so we helped them change their numbers.
> Parents just tossed her letters in bin from that point on.
> Wedding day.
> Invited many friends to the church, had a bid bash.
> "Does anyone see a reason why these two should not marry?"
> "I DO HUSBANDO SAMA!" oh god no. Shows up wearing milky planet replica that she DYED green.

> Bitch came to our wedding.
> Bitch found out from friend of a friend and stalked her way into the service.
> Bitch starts shouting that my bf got her pregnant 2 years ago and she carrying his child right now.
> Bitch seems to forget how babies work.
> Get dragged out by family members.

> After police, court and a heavy restraining order bitch finally leave us alone by force.
> We have since had our first child.
> Forever making 2 year pregnancy jokes.

Part 3 of 3. End.

>>7933228
I really enjoyed reading this but after reading so many fake stories from 4chan I have a hard time believing this

>>7933228
I lol'ed

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Nice stories though, nothing is real on 4chan.

>>7933251
It was amusing though

>>7932206
Then please do tell how to ask someone out. I am so beta I cringe at the sight of my crush

>>7933256
Yeah, but just because something isn't real, doesn't mean it can't make an impact.

In late middle school I'd already passed my weeb phase, but you could tell that fanfiction/anime tropes had really really warped my perception of how you go about asking someone out. I bullied and nearly stalked this high school guy two years older than me. All those -dere characters might be cute in anime but that behavior translates to real life terribly. He and his friends made the mistake of interacting with me, egging me on. I eventually took it too far and got a fourth of my class involved with terrorizing this poor kid. Shit wasn't cute.

>>7932911
Adorable!

>>7932106
Holy shit anon, haha.
A sort of similar story here.
>8th grade English class
>short break, talking with a group
>close friend turns to me and says
>"Anon, you've got to know I'm interested by now."
>complete and utter shock
>I just say, "I'm gonna go to that side of the room now." and walk
pic related. He was the Joan to my Abe up until that moment

>>7933216
anon basically said it for me
>>7933226
i do feel bad for it, but when they start asking me why i don't turn up to anime screenings and question me when i say i have work, it gets shitty quick

plus, i wasn't saying it's his fault that he's not interested, he just isn't

>>7932559
Did a troll just get trolled?

>>7933146
It reminds me of Huggy Sora.

all my weeaboo stories aren't love related. mind if I share anyway?

>>7931798
is she doing well as a model? you should post a pic

>>7933228
Thaaaat can't be real, I want to believe though.

>>7933420
Go for it.

>>7932556
How can you literally not know how to use google translate?

>>7931864
The hell
Did he drug you, drag you to the park, and take pictures?

>>7932911
wait I swear I read this or something similar in a feels thread last year.
>>7933008
so what's your opinion on gays and robots?
>>7933062
I'll ask /d/
>>7933133
if this is true then the girl I'm in a complicated relation ship with is dense as fuck. she's gone into some of the worst fandoms out there yet I still love her. also she just got into the home stuck fandom.

I think I managed to drop the whole damn bowl.

This guy in my class started taking a liking to me. He was tall, social, dark and edgy, and an all around likable guy. He wasn't gorgeous, he was average. Not ugly, though, and well liked. I was a total dork. I wore the men shirts from Hot Topic, jeans way too big, fishnet or striped arm warmers all the time (I'm talking everyday.), and hair down to my butt... with straight across bangs, and then these two little side, er, locks that hung down. I thought it looked cool, like a long haired Fiona from Zoids. I was raised by men, computer nerds, no doubt, and therefore no social skills or facial cleansers. My only attributes were I was quiet, I showered and brushed my teeth daily, and I was quite the artist for a 12 year old. Even if it was at the time gore and monsters from the "How to draw manga: Occult and Horror" book that my dad thought was perfectly appropriate. He'd bring home all sorts of manga that had damaged covers from his workplace. I was a dork. Why was this boy talking to me? I was swooned.

>>7933592

Well, he listens to a lot of horror punk bands, metal.... Slayer and Pantera, that sort of thing. From the get go this kid was many, many tiers ahead of me in the path of adulthood. He starts asking me to draw him gory pictures. Like, he likes my pictures of people killing people with axes... that teenage angst. So I draw cute pictures of me as an angel, and him as a fallen angel, that sort of thing. All manga style and whatnot. He folds them and keeps them... apparently he had them for years after we broke up. Kind of creepy now, thinking about it. Moving on... Now, I had told him I'd never seen a horror movie. Manga and books about horror don't really count, it is different. So, Narnia comes out and I really want to go see it. He takes me on a date, I'm all, 'DAD! I'm going to see Narnia!!!' (I love those books.) Well... his mother buys the tickets to Narnia and after passing the ticket keeper, he trots off past Narnia's room. He's all, 'FUCK NARNIA! WE'RE SEEING HOSTEL.' I'm sure the audience was rather disturbed to see a twelve and thirteen year old sitting up front watch Hostel. He found the movie hilarious. I didn't find it scary, but Narnia would've have made me much happier at the time. Anyhow... going out to smoke then I'll finish this, not much longer.

>>7933609

At his house we one day begin talking about anime and manga. I tell him some of the different ones I like. He responds. "That's really cool. I played pokemon as a kid and Cardcaptor Sakura was awesome. I like Zoids, Aeon Flux, and Dragon ball Z. Have you ever heard of Urotsukidoji?" "No." "Oh, it is a lot like Dragonball Z."

>>7932206
weird /m/ is filled with mostly normal people however if you have ever been to tumblrs gunpla pages/walls/whateverthefucktheircalled they are pretty cring worthy at times. not really all that related but its something to know. as much as I don't want to say it I tryed confessing to a girl like that in middle school. I'm also actually autistic so I did this shit a lot in my childhood. idk if I should post my many stories because I have quite a few but their not long or very funny, but they are cring worthy as fuck and at one point I hit CWC level.
>>7933609
edge lords are douche bags.

>>7933636

Well, it is about a train wreck from here with my introduction to thong underwear to a whirlwind of physical, verbal abuse. One day, he calls me to go swimming. Look back, at this point I can only assume I've developed Stockholm syndrome or something. Well, I at the time swam in loose shorts and a ribbed dark tank top... that, yes, did show that was rather endowed at that age, Well, the water is to shallow to go tubing, he gets hurt and gets really angry, on our way back he's all, 'Do you know what statutory rape is?' Well, somehow this turns into me being drowned repeatedly under water until I agree to give him head... well, years later... he has served time in jail for being a fuck wad later on in life so justice is served... point is, watch out for the charismatic ones, look up all odd sounding titles a potential boyfriend likes, and please... parents, smack the shit out of your kid if they watch and like Urotsukidoki at 13. Also, the "creepy" men who are nerds are usually very, very nice and as your friend will not normally drown you under water repeatedly.

>>7932342
>be vaguely goblinoid autist
>friends with anime bro and anime girl bro
>drunkenly wingman my anime bro into dating an anime girl bro
>now they're always off doing couple-y stuff and it's awkward being a third wheel when we go out
>tfw no one to watch anime with
>tfw I lost two good friends and no longer have priority in their lives
I should've seen this coming.

I should've dragged them down into the mud and dark to squat on their haunches and drink JD with me.

>>7932983
Eugh, what a creeper. You dodged a bullet there.

>>7933665
Goblinoid autists can be loved too, don't give up.

I once rewrote the pokemon theme song into a love song and sent it my boyfriend. It was titled "gotta catch your heart" or something else stupid, it was really bad...

>>7933711
I'm not too worried about all that. I've got my bridge and my riddles, I'll be fine.

It's just weird being a side-character in someone else's rom-com.

>>7933835
that's adorable

>>7931594
Be me in middle school weeabo and mapler. Grill suddenly likes me she an average and kinda pudgy, but I'm too self conscious and put up wall.
Become the type of tsundere I hate to watch tell her I don't like her like that and only like her as friend. Stay friends, but her friend tells me she still waiting for me.
Her parents divorced so she moves away after the 8th grade.

Fast forward to 2013 2nd year of college messages me that she is near my uni and if wanted to hang out with her.
I say yes and she takes me to her nieces b-day party. I meet her outside my apartment shes a fucking solid 9/10
lost her chub and all is left is a literal bombshell. Makes me hate myself more, but have a good time anyway and
eat cake. Its near 11 at night, children all left just me and her on the porch catching up. A silent pause comes up in
the conversation, and I accidentally make eye contact with her. Our eyes locked, but think "No way she like a beta loser like me"
and quickly turned around the face the street. Didn't notice till I got up that she was resting her hand on mine for the whole
conversation cause I was sweating bullets.Too much of a beta faggot to do anything tell her I have class in the morning and leave.
Haven't talked to her since, still a kissless virgin

Also have a freshman year story when I fucked up anything with a qt Korean lolita.

>>7934213
Nigger, it was literally just like one of those japanese animes, how did you fuck that up.

I have a weeby story
> be me, cosplayed shit wedding yuna for 3 years
> had a weeby final fantasy group in 2009
> meet amano locke cosplayer
> instant fall in love
> he's 22 im 16
> too shy to confess
> excited for cons to see him
> got enough guts to confess
> shut down
> okay.jpg
> helps with his girl problems
> tries to get over him and gets bf
> lose contact
> sees him randomly at con
> he acts distant and cold
> tells me later I broke his heart
> starts saying how he had feelings for me but was too shy
> dumped loser bf
> wonders what amano locke cosplayer is doing today

>>7934332
Cause I'm a faggot with no self esteem.

At least I have my waifu r-right guys?

>>7934072
I still have it in my messages, should I post it? lol

>>7934422
Nigger, you listen here, and you listen good, your father got with it, your grandfather got with it, you'll get with it.

Here's an ongoing weeaboo love story

>Be 17, towards the end of my senior year
>Have an online friend group that I've known for a few years
>One of the friends is guy that's a little 3 years older than me.
>He's not super weeby, mostly only watched entry level stuff.
>One day we were talking about Sailor Moon (one of my favorites) and he mentioned how he wouldn't mind watching it, but he wouldn't watch it subbed
>I start telling him how shit dubs are and all that, especially the Sailor Moon dub
>A little while later he's like, I wouldn't mind watching Sailor Moon subbed with you, if you want to join me.
>I'm always down for watching Sailor Moon with anyone, we start watching a few episodes a night.
>I ask if we should invite other people from our friend group, and he's like "N-no, it'll be more fun with just us."
>He's the first guy that ever asked me to watch Sailor Moon with him, so I started getting suspicious.
>He also drew me fanart of my shitty original character from this crinegy comic I posted.
>One night, he says "Love you, anon."
>I didn't take it seriously at first, so I just sent a "<3" back
>"Then he says, "I think I love you too much."
>I ask him what he means like the dense motherfucker I am, and he's like "I'm really tired don't worry about what I said."
>He leaves to go to bed
>Realized that i felt all doki doki and happy.
>The next night, I ask him about what he said
>he confessed again, and we started dating

>Be me in 7th grade PE Class
>See the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life
>Stumble up to her and ask "d-do you like pokemon"
>as a matter of fact she did
>we'd have intense staring matches with each other but barely speak because both of us were too scared to
>PE semester ends but she is in my replacement class
>We start to talk more and more and become friends, play pokemon and talk about anime while still being to scared to tell each other how we feel
>In school band also (will be relevant soon)
>Come day of spring band concert
>Boys in suits and ties, Girls in dresses
>See her in her pink dress with a bright white fedora (this was before fedoras were Neckbeard material and she also played in the "jazz band" so it was required"
>Completely awestruck at how beautiful she is
>concert happens, your typical average middle school band, but when the eighth graders came up to play I could remember looking at her with the lights a certain way and shitty classical music in the background created such a feeling in me, I could only hope she felt the same
>2beta to ask her out before middle school ends
>We go to separate High Schools
>Keep in contact over FB and have a few mutual friends at each school
>Contact dwindles, her friends ask about me and my friends ask about her
>I've had a few short things since then and so has she, but neither lasted very long
>Relationships on both sides looked suspiciously like the other person (ie: some of her bf's looked like me and I'll admit mine looked like her)
>She's at the college I plan to transfer to in the next year or so


I can hope, right?

>>7934712
You can do it anon
Take a leap of faith

>>7934792
Thanks anon, I know it may sound weird from an outside perspective, but she just feels "right" and I've felt stronger about her more than anyone else I've ever been with. Even throughout the years

Thanks for the support anon,

>>7934712
ask her to hang out before then, faggot

>>Be 11-12 start playing RS
>>Be a girl
>>Make my character a dude because got tired of hearing BE MY GF PLOX
>>Make friends with a girl woodcutting willows, instantly become good friends
>>Start playing together every day for a month, only use usernames, never really asked names
>>Shortened my name to my nickname friends call me, doesn't notice it's boyish
>>Turned my character into a chick
>>Chick asked why I was a chick. Welp, I AM a chick.
>>Awkward pause.
>>Whut?
>>SHE explains to me shes actually a HE and his cousin had gotten done using his acc so she left character as a female. He told me her name was Ciara, he didn't want to get banded for acc sharing, he says he just rolled with it.
>>Tells me his real name, I tell him mine
>>Flash forward awhile, Lucky Star came out.
>>Both watched it, nicknamed each other Konata and Kagami
>>Mfw he was hilariously tsundere sometimes, was cute
>>I was always the one to make plans to level and shit, we motivated each other.
>>Both shared accounts like they were adopted children, we never screwed each other over. EVER
>>Got 99 woodcutting because it was my favorite skill because I had met him over it.
>>Be 15ish, hes 16, he lost my armor and shit by dying.
>>I wasn't even mad, he felt ashamed, blocked me for awhile, and he felt like shit
>>I gotta hold of him on MSN messenger
>>Explain hes still one of my best friends, i don't give a fuck about armor, laugh about it
>>He explains he'll make it up to me, he does.
>>Tells me not to log on for a month, does, looks, sees he got me 99 hunter n fletch.
>>Both stop playing bc growing up
>>Still best friends and were both 21, he lives like a 10 hour drive away, he told me he liked me once, was to shy to say yes, so i avoided it because I was fucktard
>>Hes a bigger black guy, hes dated all these huge thick chicks since hes into bigger women
>>Tfw 98-100lbs 5'3 blond white girl.
>>Still talk a few times a month to shoot the shit
I-I wish we had time to still play together..

>>7934422
Your waifu isn't real, and she is probably many other anons' waifu as well. A real girl is out there!

>>7934361
Wait, I'm confused. You confessed to him, he shut you down, and you broke his heart? What?

>>7934213
if you have her on fb find a reason to talk to her, you might still have a chance man. it's better to try and have the experience, if she rejects you, you're still a kissless virgin but you can move on, but if she doesn't, you can hit it. It doesnt seem that long ago

>>7935837
He later told me he was scared to be committed to anything after the fact, when he realized I got over him he got butthurt basically.

I love this thread so much.

>be 15
>obsessed with video games and anime/manga and wolves
>have a small crush on this really annoying boy in my gym class who is a soccer star and makes fun of me for being unathletic & pigeon-toed
>he secretly likes anime and we have semi-deep talks on xbox live at night, whenever a new episode of something he likes (like TTGL) comes out he'll message me on facebook
>acts like he hates me during gym, tells me I run like a fuckin shinobi
>christmas break is coming up
>buying all my friends presents
>what about crush tho
>he doesn't even like me anyway
>n-no I should get him something
>I ask around the gamer circle and end up getting his locker number
>buy him "Men's pocky" from fye and a $20 xbox live points card
>I think I added in a card too but i can't remember what I wrote in it
>package it in a cute gift bag and hurriedly put it in his locker that day
>leave for break without seeing him

later...
>he comes onto xbox live, invites me to chat
>it's in a group party with other guys, we're not alone
>he has kind of a wtf attitude about the gift, and talks about it while they all laugh at my gesture
>tooembarrassedtolive.pdf

The crush didn't last too long. The last time I saw him was at a party a few months back. I was drinking a beer and talking about my study abroad in Japan when it all sprayed up my nose.

>some things never change.....

>>7934428
Please do!

>>7934467
This. Celibacy is hereditary. If your parents never had sex, you won't either.

>>7931594
Back in 2010 when I first met my current boyfriend, we talked to each other a lot during the day.
I dressed horribly and I was shy. Lent my nightshirt to my friend at night because she was cold, so I was sleeping in a tank top.
Saturday morning, my voice was so hoarse I almost sounded like a man, and my natural voice is really high pitched.
But he just kept giving me water and asking me if I was okay. I didn't talk much anyway
But when I did he'd giggle at me
We're still dating today

>>7936522
Classic womyn, always interested in the good looking bad boy who treats you like shit.

>>7936522
>>acts like he hates me during gym, tells me I run like a fuckin shinobi

I lost it.

This should be fun

• Freshman me meets Junior furry on Deviantart. No idea wtf a furry is.
• Introduced to each other and share writing tips.
• Realize hey furrows are cool and start drawing them, largely due to super supportive dude.
• Become complete weebs-in-denial together.
• Bugs me for my skype then keeps calling, accidentally answer when trying to hang up.
• He's sitting there in an army helmet with a Baritone and awkwardly tries to impress me.
• Midly confused, but really just accepted it as awkward.
• Ended up really liking each other
• Too impatient for him to ask me out so I tell him he should.
• Continue mutual weeb behavior and shitty furry art together
• Discover lolita
• He's super supportive even through my lace monster ita phase
• Slightly less into anime now, chat about it occasionally, don't attend cons and go to lolita events by myself.
• 3 Years later and not so weeby we're talking about getting married.
• Still drawing that furry art though, and making money off of it now that it's not so shitty (gotta buy dat burando)