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How to get laid at cons?

>> No.7909662
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Doesn't matter if you got the bod

Facial aesthetics are more important

You ugly sonovabitch

>> No.7909668

>be hot/qt
>be social
>???
>PROFIT

>> No.7909676
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>>7909654
>be this guy
>not have shit genetics like those dugtrios

>> No.7909684

>>7909676
all that working out and god tier eating just to have sex with con-girls

>> No.7909685
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Are they doing it right?

>> No.7909704
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>>7909685

>> No.7909714

>>7909654
Be a girl

>> No.7909718
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>>7909714
Or a passable trap

>> No.7909743

>>7909654
Being a shota-ish teen really helped.

Growing up was the worst thing for my sex life.

>> No.7909752

>>7909714
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER-

>> No.7910044

>>7909654
>dont be a creepy
> profit

>> No.7910046

>>7909654
Easy way for fat/ugly people:

Go to the rave

>> No.7910047

>>7909654
Talk
That's bout' it. Body or face helps, but none of that matters if you're not charismatic.

>> No.7910067

>>7909676
>>7909684
You mean roids.

>> No.7910068

>>7910067
>shit genetics detected

>> No.7910097

>get a private hotel room
>bring SO
>??????
>get pregnant

>> No.7910114

>>7909676
looks nice.
but.
>implying thats natty

>> No.7910115

>>7909676
that guys back must a connect the dots galore.

>> No.7910117

>>7910114
bitch nigga that pic is 2011 old and he's actually pretty small there. don't forget he's 5'8". the dugtrio to the left in OP's pic is much bigger than he is in that pic ..

>> No.7910119
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>>7910067
>>7910114
>>7910115
pic related next to some grills

he's practically brad pitt fight club mode there

>believing this is not natty

fucking skeletons I swear

>> No.7910120

>>7909662
you posted that picture ironically right?

>> No.7910140

>>7910119
getting con pussy is getting desperate, daddy issues pussy.

>> No.7910149

>>7910140
i'm not condoning it. no different than rave pussy, and looking back doing the whole shirtless routine at an edm concert to hook up with random sluts; absolute degeneracy. there's just a whole stigma that cosplay girls are easy and normalfags eat that shit up. there's more to a con than getting laid, lads.

>> No.7910152

Get /fit/ and I'm GOOD and dress as Kamina or something.

>> No.7910171

Anyone know if katsucon is a good time for hookups I mean it is on valentines day.

>> No.7910176

if you go to a con to get laid, you're gonna have a bad time

>> No.7910177

>>7910171
Maybe. Just don't expect an attractive con girl to be single and desperate on Valentines Day.

>> No.7910182

>>7910176
This is grade A advice here you slack-jawed faggots.

>> No.7910184

>>7910176
it's not that really, it's that every single person that goes to cons are a flaky, selfish, insecure, entitled, waste of air fuck ups that lives off their parents money.

>> No.7910395

>>7910047
Implying social skills impact getting laid if you manage to shut your whore mouth and just look like fucking eye candy. Eventually you're some girls drunken dildo. Takes almost no effort whatsoever.

>> No.7910402

Wow normalfag-senpai, I think you're jumping the gun here.

Let's start with an easier, more basic question that affects a lot of us guys out there at conventions:

How do you talk to women at cons?