/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>go to convention
>convention pretty meh
>get drunk instead

>>7847577
>>7848676

You know why Conventions are always so dead?

Because there isn't enough of an interest in them by the R9k crowd.

let me explain:

>Regular Con
>mostly girls, some guys
>girls are just competing with girls, not many bystanders to mire them (other than pro crepers)

>r9k+cgl con
>tons of lonely tfw no gf guys
>they mirin
>they payin their neetbux
>the con now has organized a few fighting games in tournament format to entertain the robots while they mire fem. cosplayers and play fighting games.

I'll go ahead and continue from the last storytime thread, just for shits and giggles, since I really don't have anything I'd rather be doing right now.

>anon that went to a furry con
>be at a furry con, obv.
>be in lobby after long day, just chatting with people
>asian kid comes up and starts to converse
>"hey omg youre so cute!"
>uh thanks bro
>gets more and more obvious he's super drunk
>everyone in the circle is staring at us and havin a giggle at my expense
>oh god why
>hes kinda cute but...
>he'd be even cuter if he wasnt trying to awkward pull me into his lap
>mfw Im taller than him, so it's not working out well
>"oh god, I just wana.. omg, bby, wanna get a room?"
>Tell him "I got a room, man, but I have roomies, so Im not gonna be fuckin you in it. sorry."
>Chatty roommate is having a fucking laugh
>asian guy stumbles up to the front desk and proceeds to beg the guy for a room when the hotel is all full
>Im cringing so hard
>give him my number and tell him maybe we can meet tomorrow when he's somewhat sober
>go back to room
>dude tries to follow
>guys in lobby do my a favor and hold him back from stumbling after me in the elevator
>jesus

[cont]

>>7848759
>find asian guy the next night like a hour before hes due to leave with his buds or something
>he really wants to see if we can do stuff
>sexytime stuff
>fuck it. why not?
>go to friends room [i asked if I could use it]
>pants on the ground
>he goes into "dead fish" mode
>wtf?
>for anyone curious, he just went limp on the bed when he fell into it and didn't move, make a sound, or change facial expressions
>foreplay
>k now the pants for you
>HOLY SHIT
>THE ASIAN STEREOTYPE... NOOOO
>sorry dude
>I cant fuckin bring myself to blow this asian with a half-chub
>I kindly chalk it up to whiskydick and excuse myself
>furious pounding from outside the door
>wrap towel around myself
>step outside to see at least 5 dudes + Chatty roommate who were listening outside the door
>"fuck you guuuuys."
>they laugh their asses off as I go back to the room, feeling sorry as shit for the asian kid.

This is NOT the end of "sexytime" escapades. Unfortunately.

[cont]

>>7848759
>>7848771

r u a grill

?

>>7847577

>>7848771
i thought the dead fish thing was for the girls?

>>7848775

nm! ^.^

>go out later that night
>come back to room intending to go sleep
>go into shower
>come out in my PJs
>see ChattyRoomie sitting on the edge of his bed
>butt naked
>I just stand there
>"Anon, please...."
>I fucking know he has a gf
>bring it up as casually as I can while trying not to stare at his dick
>tries to assure me that he's in an "open relationship"
>I am none the wiser
>Though I'm catching glaces at his dick and becoming as tempted as a dieting fatty in a Cheescake Factory
>"Dude.. shes your gf. If you want to be with other girls, then break up with her. But I'm not gonna be the "other woman" in this. No drama. K?"
>Chatty comes up and wraps his arms around me, his massive junk against my..self.
>"Anon... I was so jealous of you and asian kid... I just wanna.."
>"Nothing happened, Chatty! Holy shit!"
>Throw on a kigurumi and go downstairs to drink in the lobby
>go back up when I have obtained a regular heartbeat to find Chatty asleep, so I go sleep on the tiny couch
>perfect
>fucking perfect

[cont?]

>>7848778
I totally did, too!
But maybe it's a general asian thing?
I have no clue. I don't sex random asians enough to see a pattern.

>>7848759
>>7848771
>>7848784
continue

>>7848788
wait, nevermind, i hadn't seen the storytimer was a dude. asian guy probably assumed he had to play the girl.

>>7848702
>implying that con wouldn't just turn into a bunch of man babies screaming "slut"

>>7848796
I'm a girl. But it's cool.

>>7848784
>have a super-sponsor badge, so I go downstairs to eat some sub-par free breakfast
>see SweetRoomie munching pancakes with the good side of his mouth
>say hi and sit
>"Uh, hey dude.."
>"Mornin. How are you, anon?"
>Proceed to verbal diarrhea all about Chatty to SweetRoomie
>"BUT NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE ROOM, ISWEAR" i finish
>Sweet puts down his food and kinda thinks for a moment
>"well, are you ok?"
>"yeah, Im fine."
>"You dont need protectin or nothin?"
>"No I just wanted you to know."
>Sweet smiles and nods
>"Sorry you had to do that. Just as long as you feel safe. If not, Ill kick that fucker out. But you seem your capable of handling shit. Just be careful, ok?"
>I fucking love you, Sweet.
>"Okay, thanks! Just want to let you know in case anything weird happens"
>"WE'RE ALL WEIRD HERE, THOUGH"
>That's the voice of the Princess Celestia-worshipping motherfucker that scared the shit out of me on day 1.
>Still wearing the same too-small Rainbow Dash-themed clothes and hat while being probably somewhere near 300lb
>say a quick farewell and nope the fuck out before it could become a good story for /cgl/.

[cont]

>>7848788
>But maybe it's a general asian thing?

huh? dead fish isnt a term only used for asians.

>>7848821
nah, but for them it is (or was) supposed to be a good thing

>>7848817
>See fursuiters clowing around in lobby
>air is far smellier than the first day
>some soggy suits around
>shit dude
>get a fan and air that out before you go around wearing it again
>see a rather well-known pair of fursuit-makers in their fursuits
>kind of get excited because I like their work
>go over to say hi
>make sure to talk when they're not being mobbed
>"Hey! Man, I just wanted to tell you guys, I really love your work, and I-"
>before I can say anymore,
>"Ewwww, vagina-haver" one of them sneers
>both turn around and walk off together towards the hall where the fanboys were waiting to squeal over them
>I'm in fucking shock
>wtf?
>Is this real life?
>did that fucking happen?
>remember hearing that some furries complain about the lack of women in the fandom and wonder why, as did I back then.
>wonder no more
>though it was one of the FEW reasons why decent-looking/acting women won't come near your fandom.

[cont]

>>7848797

>implying there wouldn't be hordes of M'lady White knights.

>>7848821
Then pardon my ignorance.
I've only heard it used for asians, so idk much of anything.
Sorry!
>not a dead-fish expert

>be at comicon a few years ago
>wearing a sukumizu with a chii wig and some otks
>was too lazy to wear an actual cosplay so I thought anything anime would be ok
>was just learning to cosplay too
>2 hours into the con on the most popular day i get separated from my group
>figure i'll meet back up with them for lunch in a few hours and go off by myself
>trying to navigate a very crowded area near some popular booth
>feel someone FIRMLY grab my ass
>not a pinch, but a full on palm on ass motion
>stunned for a moment
>get the fuck out of the area and try to find my friends
>feel dirty and overexposed
>avoid con for the rest of the day and go back to my hotel

>>7848831
>walk around more
>interact with decent-looking suits
>hit with a soft ball by a husky/wolf thing
>throw it back and forth, just playing
>comes over and does the "beg for pets" pose, complete with whimpers
>I cave and give him a pat while onlookers "aww" at him
>it was fun!
>until I realize that he's following me
>browse the Dealers Den
>he follows me the whole time, trying to do the whole head-cocking thing and pretend-hiding when I turn to see him there
>it ceases to be cute and charming
>go sit and fiddle with my DS
>dude sits next to me
>"hi again" I say, keeping a neutral tone. "Any reason in particular youre following me?"
>he breaks character
>"god, youre just... so hot... I just... ugghh.. I.. you're so beautiful. I can't... I just want to take you up to your room and... ugghh... youre just so hot..."
>yeah, pardon me
>give him "the look" into his dead-fursuit eyes
>say nothing and walk off
>goddammit
>magic ruined

I'm tired. I'll continue if others contribute to this thread so I dont feel like a thread-jacking twat.

>>7848859
You wanted to be a japanese schoolgirl, didn't you?

>anime north
>in hotel lobby in the evening after con
>waiting for my friends
>woman comes to see me
>"whats going on here, why are you dressed like this???"
>im dressed normally what
>she points at the arpakasso plush toy i bought
>"whats that????????"
>she puts her hand on my shoulder and gets close
>she smells of alcohol
>what do i do oh god this is uncomfortable
>her kids come to see her
>"uh mom lets go"
>goes further away from drunk lady
>sees her arguing with the lobby secretary from a distance
>get me out of here

Does anyone have experience as con staff or volunteers? I might be doing it for the first time for my local con and I have no idea what I'm in for

>wearing skin tight spiderman suit
>random fat dude comes up to me
>i was laying down my backpack and checking phone, resting for a few minutes
>"hey spidey nice ass"
>was still wearing mask, so just stared at him and finally nodded
>figured this would make him uncomfortable
>NOPE
>Spidey please, show me that ass
>I turn around and cross my arms
>"Oh shit you're a dude!"
>He runs off.
What

>>7848961
I've worked as staff and volunteer for about three years. What's the size of your con? A lot of it depends on that.

>>7848982
NYCC, so big, but only because it's the only big things we've got.

>>7848971

>>7848759
>>7848771
>>7848784
>>7848817
>>7848831
>>7848882

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Why are you at a furry con? 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. Why are you so quick to open your legs to furries? 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the fursuit =D.

>>7849008

>>7849008
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

>>7849012
I’m just sayin you could do better
Tell me have you heard that lately?

>>7849008
1. Selling stuff, networking, and the "why the fuck not?" mentality. 3/10 would go again for the "fun" of it. 10/10 would go again simply for the sake of collecting more stories.
2. He wasn't a furry. He was dragged there by his his friends and was there for the tabletop gaming.
3. kek. lets meet up at the next furry con. I promise to have low standards and loose morals.

>>7849018
I'm not the droid you were looking for, son

>>7847577
I saw Holly Conrad at the convention close to my house, Pittsburgh comicon.
>Getting a pic with her, she seems super exhausted and just done with it all but she was nice
>"I like you because you weren't like those other girls on that show, they were bitches."
>omg did that just come out of my mouth

>>7849012
>>7849017
>>7849019

>>7849024
Yes and? It was pretty obvious it was a pasta
hence
bait

>>7848971
thats rad.

>>7849024
>explaining the joke

Come on, anon. You're better than that.

>>7849029
That's not me ..

>>7849035

>>7849035
This thread

>>7849023
>"h-hey holly youre cool because youre not a BITCH like your friends and acquaintances"
Wow, way to go. You sure made a good impression I'll bet.

>Be at Connecticon
>Walking past a small food area while looking for a friend
>See man in horse mask sitting silently and alone at a table
>Has been there for over an hour (I had walked past the area a few times)
>As I get closer to the tables he calls me over with his hands and then holds up a little card that says "autograph?"
>why not.jpeg
>stick out my arm for him to write on (I had pretty large cuffs on so I wasn't worried about it showing)
>he signs "420 <3"

Not as crazy as some of the stories in this thread but it was still an experience.

>>7849054
yeah whatever.
I didn't really mean to.... its just...came out....
at least I have the balls to.
Also she seemed like she had the conversation before.
Shes like
>They're not bad people blah blah they just forget that they're in front of a camera/or ac differtingly in front of a camera and so on blah blah and im just me im not changing myself in front of the camera blah
she looked she was run ragged. I can't believe she came to our con. I wonder if she's doing badly after the show?? She was only selling prints for 10 bucks a piece, which was nice.

Not bad at all compared to other stories but still slightly odd.
>2nd con in 2 weeks
>absolute mess socially, drunk both days of the first con to get through it
>decided to do 2nd con sober
>be dressed in reasonably skimpy cosplay
>at friend's booth just kinda hanging around
>guy comes up and asks for photo
>pose in character thinking that's what he meant
>nope
>grabs my arm and forcefully puts it around the back of his neck while handing his phone over to friend to take our pic
>think it was weird but shit happens
>later in the day comes up and does the same thing
>find out he's been doing it all day to girls from other friends
>they're all amazing and one takes me to security to report him
>plan detour to get wine on the way back to room
I'm slightly curious about what happened to those pics. Thankfully getting a job has helped me a lot in social situations and I've kicked the drinking problem so I don't fear the creeper like I used to.

>2006
>go to AnimagiC with friends
>one of them heard a random girl scream "You're all full of shit! I'm going home!" on Friday the moment he stepped on the Con grounds

>2007
>The first thing I hear is literally(!) the same

>2008
>This time a friend of me that is unrelated and didn't know about the story heard it

I haven't been there since they erected THE FENCE but I betcha it's still going strong.

>nearing the end of the day of first day of small con
>somehow, non-attendees have gotten into the venue by mistake
>group of 4 teenage boys wandering, no badges
>all look mystified and are pointing at various things/occasionally sniggering
>one is clearly high/wasted/on something
>keeps going up to people and getting right in their faces
>not being violent, but crazy invasive
>friends try to control him
>walks up to friend wearing nearly knee-length wig
>"Whoa, is that your hair?"
>"No, it's a wi--HEY!"
>Kid reaches out and starts groping the foam-covered structure of the wig with both hands
>Pulling hard enough that friend has to lean into his hands to avoid her wig being destroyed
>Another friend and myself go to stop him
>Staring glassy-eyed and slack-jawed
>Friends apologise for him and pull him away before he actually breaks anything/we can get him to let go
>See them dragging him toward the exit a few minutes later, while he screams at a little girl in a Pikachu kigu

Could've been worse. Not sure where they came from, the location for the con was pretty isolated.

I can tell more AnimagiC stories, the con got pretty bad at 2005 and imo still is.

>be bored at AnimagiC
>haven't bought a ticket because there was nothing of interest at the con so I'm just chilling with my friends
>one of them borrows me her ticket
>see Animax sponsored "Be all antisocial at a Con and surf the Internet" corner right past the entrance
>shitty "I WANT ANIMAX" wallpaper defaulted on every PC
>wait for one of the PCs to be free, do a quick job with MS Paint to change it into "DO NOT WANT ANIMAX"
>flee and giggle like a schoolgirl


>go to AnimagiC con grounds after drinking with friends so we can chill out and talk till 2AM in front of the now empty con grounds
>oh, there's the random dutch guy I met yesterday
>I might be drunk but this smells like...!
>be sharing joint with him
>fast forward 20 mins later when my friends decided to call it quits
>two people had to hold me while I was simultaneously pissing and vomiting all over a tree
>wake up inna hotel the next day
>Bed full of vomit, bath full of vomit, window wide open and TV running

And that's why you smoke first drink after, kids

>Be me at some anime convention with girlfriend and all her pals
>They go to a Homestuck meetup
>Sit down in a chair and wait for it to pass
>An hour goes by me sitting there in my tennant cosplay
>Some guy walks up to me and asks :What's up doc?
>I look at him oddly and respond Waiting for rose and gang (My girlfriend was Cosplaying some Homestuck person called Rose)
>He laughs and pats my back "Guess waiting for the dimensional barriers to brake is hard huh"
>He walks of laughing way too hard at his own joke
>I cringe so hard my face falls inwards
Worst con experience I have ever had and it was only my second con

>>7849561
You looked ronery and he wanted to cheer you up

>be part of con staff
>shirts for the organizers are as pink as it can get
>it's horrible
>like straight on 255/0/255 pink
>I get to the hotel after an exhausting day of convention
>part of the hotel was booked by a dutch youth sports team field trip thing
>dutchies see me walking around trying to go out for a smoke and call me "homo"
>thankfully I know more insults in different languages than any other stuff, so I reply "Ik ben keen homo je kringspier musketier"
>fucking dutchies shut up because they didn't expect a german to curse them in their own language

>>7849627
I am Dutch and if you'd have replied that to me I would have burst out laughing, and I imagine the sports team did too. That barely means anything, "kringspier musketier" (sphincter musketeer) is definitely not a common insult here. Good for you for standing up for yourself though

>>7849708
It's the funnier version of anaalridder as far as I know, kanker

>>7849710
Have you ever actually seen someone say anaalridder as an insult and not get laughed in the face? My god, you must live in an even worse neighbourhood than I do. Whatevs floats your boat though, go anaalridder on everyone, idc

>be part of the con staff
>first con where I'm helping out, nobody assigned me to anything so I ended up as the guy who gets food&drinks to all the other con staff and does whatever has to be done inbetween
>everything going well until day 2
>suddenly we ran out of anything to drink
>on the hottest weekend of pentennance, not a single cloud anywhere
>maids and security staff about to collapse
>I buy two palettes of energy drinks to keep them from doing so
>one maid pretty much collapses as she gets her drink
>meanwhile an absolutely atrocious smell is coming from the basement floor
>a bunch of female attendees have apparently decided to stuff the toilet with their tampons and sanitary towels
>have to close off the stairs down there

>>7849708

Sphincter fucking Musketeer!!! Fuck, I gotta use that one. Preferably while channeling Harry Flashman.

>>7849523
>borrows me her ticket

You mean lends.

>>7849561
>dating a homostuck

There's your first mistake.

>>7849627
>>7849708
I... I'm sorry, can someone translate?

>>7848702
>You know why Conventions are always so dead?
>Because there isn't enough of an interest in them by the R9k crowd.

>be at anime con in different state alone
>see a party listed on the fb group
>fuck it, why not?
>hit it off with the host, pretty cute
>he's sharing the room with a few other ppl
>all getting drunk before the rave
>at the rave he asks if I wanna go back and drink more
>drink some more and sexy time ensues
>knock knock
>"why are you in my bed?"
>other friend is drunk and screaming her head off about having sex in her bed
>they shared the room. No clue whos bed this is
>"I'm gonna punch you" yaddi yadda
>proceeds to threaten me but says because I was nice she won't hit me
>stand there dazed, drunk and confused and leave
>can't find my hotel room
>call my mom to pick me up

>be me
>going to a con in my very first cosplay
>cosplay female grell
>find a very very attractive sebastian cosplayer.
>star flirting
>end up having dirty cosplay sex in the bathroom stall
>complete fanfiction headcannon
>regret nothing

>>7852365

myself and a group of friends went to convention. got fuck on various drugs, had a great time, woke up in the hotel room with all 5 of us butt naked in bed together. according to one of them that were less high than i was, there was quite a lot of sex.

so yeah, orgy. and that is why i don't do lsd anymore.

>>7852406

>>7852406
Why do people fabricate stories in these threads? What joy do you get from that?

>>7852406

you don't "forget" anything on LSD so idk how that would work

>>7852196
"I'm not a homo you sphincter musketeer"

>first con of my life
>1998
>get my dad to travel to Bavaria with me for a weekend because I'm 12 and what is this
>get Dads Laptop for the weekend
>piracy, piracy everywhere
>One guy from Con Staff comes into the PC and VHS room
>"Guys we have to shut down the room for an hour because the store is coming, they shouldn't see that you're copying their whole lineup"
>two hours later we're back to playing Duke Nukem Sailor Moon Mod one of the attendees made or Quake 2

And all was well at the first German con

>>7848859
lolz anon i know this feeling way too well

>be at con super excited cuz this con is always fun
>cosplaying as Eren Jeager because reasons
>im the only dude cosplaying as Eren, some girls checking me out, ego slowly rising
>friends want to meet up at dealers room
>make my way towards dealers with girlfriend next to me
>Feel a hand tightly grasp my ass, to the point i jumped in pure fear and turn
>chick cosplaying as Levi looks into my eyes and says, "Nice booty you got there Eren."
>social anxiety gets to me and i awkwardly blurt, "O-oh thanks" and fucking bolt away
>girlfriend is all like wtf happen and i tell her levi grabbed my ass
>girlfriend screams, "Where is she, ill kill her!!!"

yeaa havent touched my Eren cosplay since, going to stay away from SnK for a while

>>7848831
>vagina-haver
Why can't I stop laughing

>>7848784
>Though I'm catching glaces at his dick and becoming as tempted as a dieting fatty in a Cheescake Factory

Thanks for all the stories, gulls!
I'm tittering in my spin-y chair.

>@ furry con still
>starting to question my sanity
>go to a panel called akin to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" furry-edition
>It's.... going. I'm not sure I would call it "funny", but the awkward-factor of these furries are making me laugh and cringe, simultaneously
>suddenly, the "god of the fandom" comes in
>he's just.. a dude who organizes events and publicity and shit
>but everyone wants to suck his dick
>I can hear everyone in the room cream in their pants as he walks in and announces his presence
>everything goes downhill even faster
>people try to rush onto tiny stage to form a mini "harem"
>the cringe I feel may cause me to implode into myself so much that I will become a black hole
>a game of "New Line" comes in
>they talk about "fandom god"
>Somehow a line comes up like "We should bomb a building for him!"
>ha ha
>however, it keeps going...
>"How about the Twin Towers? LOL"
>audible gasping
>this fucking autist
>"NEW LINE!"
> something like "I could ask my mosque!"
>I need to leave
>People are yelling
>The "fandom god" steps up
>looks pissed
>I think he's about to leave, too
>or clock this guy
>oh shiiiiit
>instead, he confronts the grown man and challenges him to a friendly game
>autist clearly is cumming buckets being able to finally meet his furry idol
>"furry god" was clearing trying to diffuse the situation and keep people from attacking this guy
>can't wait to get out
>my god
>never again

>>7856471
holy shit, I just found the video on yourube.

Not going to post it, sorry, but I', reliving the cringe.
Deer lord.

>Be me
>Get dragged into fanservice panel by friend
>Not sure what to expect
>They start picking couples out of the crowd
>End up with like 8 pairs of guys, 2 fat lesbians and one straight couple
>The 'fanservice' starts
>Twinky ass weebs dry humping each other and making out all over the stage
>Some ita girls around us start standing up on the chairs and screaming
>See group of guys I know cheering in the corner
>ohgodwhy.jpg

I still feel unclean.

>>7856499
...I didn't know such panels existed but I just want to say that I'm truly sorry that you had to go through something so traumatic, anon.

>>7847577
What do you do at a convention if its really hot? I'm worried about this since it'll be my first one and I don't want to be miserable wandering around in a cosplay and ending up all sweaty...

A friend recommended to me to try baby powder underneath costume's base layer against skin, normal antiperspirant stuff like secret doesn't work too well for me so would that help maybe?

>>7856654
You should look into DIY deodorant, anon. It works way better than most brand sticks. Baby powder does help a lot as well. I would think you would be spending most of your time indoors, though? And it's usually pretty cold in the convention centers/hotels. Still an excellent idea to have the baby powder and possibly the DIY deodorant, though. No con funk for your first con!

>>7856499
>attend a BL panel one year
>hosted by a gay guy for a nice change of pace and perspective
>informative, fun panel in general
>year later don't see the same panel name, but something that looks similar
>the lights go down
>wiry cat boy thrusting against audience members
>people getting smacked by dildos
>random chicks going to the stage for a twerking contest
>this isn't the same panel, this isn't the same panel at all

>>7856654
>>7856660
Take baby wipes for in-between-shower cleanups. You'll thank me after the con.

>>7857106
and then smell like baby wipes for the rest of the con?
disgusting.

>>7857508
The fuck kind of baby wipes are you smelling?

>went to anime con with the gf
>not really looking like the average anime fan, kinda out of place but fuck it
>never been to a con so we tried a few stuff there
>there was a DDR room and some guys and few grills were competing there
>the opening song of Melanchony of Haruhi came on
>suddenly the neckbeard next to me began singing the ENTIRE song
>mfw he looked at me and my gf to see if we were impressed
>mfw I couldn't keep in my laughter
"ARU HARETA HI NO KOTOOO"

>>7857531
not him, but baby wipes have a smell... it's a good smell, but still a smell. a smell that is often linked to baby shit. so it's hard to smell baby wipes and not imagine baby shit.

>>7857531
Usually when I smell baby wipes, I imagine someone used it to wipe baby shit or their own asses after taking a shit

>>7857562
>>7857548
pavlovs baby wipes

>>7857562
I mean, that's a pretty logical connection to make, but I don't think most people have that sensation when they smell baby wipes...? We used them in dance/cheer in between performances so I just associate it with not smelling like sweat haha.

>>7857533
I laughed so hard holy shit. I am so sorry.

> Anime Weekend Atlanta
> Cosplaying, of course
> First time dressing as a female character (I'm a guy)
> Looked pretty fucking cute
> Stayed drunk/high pretty much the whole time
> A weekend full of memories

Pic related

>>7858246

>>7858250
Oh dear anon... I want to help you.

>>7858246
>>7858250
> Looked pretty fucking cute
> Stayed drunk/high pretty much the whole time

So thats why you thought you looked cute.

>>7848702
I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say.

But it did make you sound like an attention whore.

> go to con
> buy mostly art that I liked.
> Say hello and chat with cosplayers
> They dont know how to react when an attractive, normal fag looking dudr wants to take their picture
> round up a bunch of cosplayers with faux armor
> discuss what they would pay for armor made from iron and steel

Going to do a booth maybe one year. But my con stories are usually good ones, I tend to stave off bad ones with Big Guy mojo

>AWA 2012
>Frist time cosplaying
>Just a closet cosplay as Freddie from Cromartie Highschool
>In the atrium of the hotel having arrived at about 10:30am on Friday
>Some asian girl comes up to me and starts speaking in broken English
>"You... Queen?"
>Uh, yeah. Freddie Mercury
>Smile and nod, just went along with it.
>"Oh! We take picture?"
>Does this action with her hands as if she held a camera
>Yeah sure, why not?
>I realize she has like four dudes with her, all with cameras
>They start taking our picture
>I have no idea what to do, nobody wanted my picture before oh god
>They're speaking in Japanese and laughing, one guy starts singing the chorus from We are the Champions
>They finish up, thank me, and go on their way
>Kind of flustered
>Friend who came with me and I wonder who that was

Not too long after
>Friend is checking the event program
>He opens up to the guest list
>"Hey dude, isn't this that chick from earlier?"
>It was
>Turns out she was a pop singer and was at the con for her first performance in America
>She wanted her picture with me.

>>7858624
>>She wanted her picture with me
Oh, bad ass, anon.
I thought it was some strange internet group that messes with weebs

One time, a guest VA liked my costume so much she asked to take a pic of me when I came up to the microphone during Q&A

>>7858624
you had better have sung along to that shit

>>7857548
>>7857562
If you've gotta be that picky then, they make grown up wipes that are usually sold by the toilet paper.

>>7848676
/cgl/ explained in 5 seconds

>>7848702
>You know why Conventions are always so dead?
>Because there isn't enough of an interest in them by the R9k crowd.

Remember this, you're an idiot

>>7858250
>>7858246
Lmao cute my ass

>>7858624
Nice, congratulations!

I've been witness to a similiar story unfolding

>Be at Connichi
>walking around outside the Con with a friend cosplaying as Kaiji
>suddenly Halko Momoi appears
>she wants photos of him
>tells him to check her blog later on
>she posted photos of him with her on her official blog

>>7857533
lmao make it stop please

>>7858624
Oh, I remember seeing you post pictures of that before. That's a pretty awesome first cosplay story too man!

>>7852723
That's so awkward, I love it.