/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7812192
ba bump
i still have my cat eats and wear them at home when i'm alone while reading BL mangas

I use my furry fox tail butt plug every now and then

I work out in my sukumizu to weeaboo music

When I'm on the treadmill, I run with my arms extended behind me like Naruto

I have bunny ears and a tail, I just don't wear them in public. Same goes for my black and white striped stockings.

One of my favorite date nights with my boyfriend is when we order a bunch of sushi and watch anime all night.

Sometimes I still fantasize about going to Japan. Not because it's a ~perfect paradise desu~ but it would still be cool to see. I'm 23.

>>7812310
that's not weeaboo anon.
Its pretty common to fantasize about going overseas.
try harder, you dissapoint me.

My hairstyle is modeled after Cardcaptor Sakura

I practice kawaii idol group dances in my room when my roommate leaves.

>>7812296
Oh anon so much this.

>>7812335
you too? oh god we would be the cutest workout buddies. unfortunately we would both probably be too embarrassed to do it in front of another human,

>>7812321
Oh my god you too?!
I also have a closet full of kawaii wearable cosplay-ish stuff that I wear to pretend to be a magical girl when no one is there

>>7812345
oh god, that sounds adorable.

I pretend to live in an anime when i'm sad

I like wearing those brainwave nekomimi around the house in really cute outfits pretending I'm one of thosekawaii dessoo yaoi catboys ala loveless.

Also, did you guys know that if you wear the Necomimi whilst reading porn, they pretty much constantly twitch and do nothing else?

I draw shitty fanart. Only difference is that now that's the majority of my income (I sell in the Artist Alley convention circuit).

>>7812414
Same goes for smoking pot

I say "onii-chan" while masturbating.

i come on cgl regularly.

Whenever I get really high and/or drunk I like to sing to Japanese songs.
And I love eating Japanese food. Its pretty much my favorite food.

>>7812456
Nothing beats Japanese food. My friends and I go to this one bar/resturant every other week.

>>7812452

>>7812414
>pretending I'm one of thosekawaii dessoo yaoi catboys ala loveless.
F-Fakeboi buddy?!
I dream about being a kawaii uke desu very often

>>7812490
im sorry, i'm a truboi catboy anon. i'm sure youre kawaii too though.

>>7812495
i-i just want to be a boi too
arigatou anon senpai but i'm sure you must be the kawaii-est of them all

>>7812455

I do Jojo poses as warm up stretches for workouts

>>7812321
>>7812345
Muh CCS anons.

It's such a cute haircut, though I wish the pigtails worked in real life.

I usually get it cut like Cortana, and then it grows out a bit into Sakura's cut because of how my hair lays.

My girlfriend makes fun of me because I watch the odd anime still at 23...but she's a cunt, so whatever.

>>7812545
>bitches about gf and calls her a cunt
>still together with her
it's your own damn fault

I have pictures of the Prince of Tennis musical actors hidden in the bottom of one of my sewing drawers and occasionally pull them out to sigh over them.

Also, on long drives, I write really shitty self-insert Gundam Wing fanfics in my head.

>>7812545
Watching some anime occasionally doesn't make you a weeb.

I write fanfiction with an obvious self-insert as the main character.

I'm not proud of it, but deep down, it makes me happy.

>>7812545
>gf makes fun of you
>"she's a cunt"
>not dumping her

I still wear my old Sailor Moon t-shirt every now and then, I dance to k-pop songs with my friends (more koreaboo-ish but whatever.), sometimes I wear a sailor fuku around the house and I still listen to moefucker OP songs when I work out.

>I'm not a still a full-on weeaboo...r-right guys? guys?

I still have those moments when I really like a character and then I subconsciously start imitating their speech patterns/personality etc and dress like them (obviously not full on cosplay but something like disneybound)
People don't notice since I try to hide my power level but I do and it miffs me
I'm quite certain that there's something wrong with me

>Ganbatte-ne!
>Sugoi!
>Minna-san!
>Senpai!
>Kira kira~
>Nyaaaa~
>Y-yamate kudasai

All words I use on a daily basis, even at work and to normalfag friends. I need help anons.

>>7812579
I don't think you're quite out of the woods yet, anon. Ganbatte ne!

>>7812579
What occasions do you use to say "kira kira"?

>>7812507
oh thank god i'm not the only one
some of the poses are actually really helpful when stretching out my back before going for a run

>>7812567
It's 4chan and we're on /cgl/ we're all weaboos here

>>7812579
I say 'kira-kira' and 'pika-pika' too, because I use onomatopea to describe things.

>>7812597

>>7812589
When I see sparkly shit, anon.

>>7812561
>mfw i'm not the only one

Also
>i wear my cat ears and tail when i'm alone at home
>they're not even the same colour
>that leads me to pretend i'm a kawaii desu animoo character
>sing japanese songs and make elaborated dances for them
>i also make playlists and pretend i'm a kawaii magical girl in my mind

I know, it's sad

Sometimes I secretly wish I was part Japanese. One of my best friends in middle and high school was 1/4 and her grandmother used to take her to Japan all the time, and she and her family were very into the culture. It just seemed really cool. Plus she's extremely beautiful, and I was so miserable because I knew I would never be as pretty as her. I'm 21 years old and I still fantasize about being 1/4, it's really dumb.

The weird thing is, I don't even watch anime and I don't play many video games from Japan. Am I still technically a weeb?

>>7812595
Recommend poses

>Johnathan
Great for arms and shoulders

>Joseph
Shoulders and upper back

>Kira
Deep shoulder stretches

>Dio
Lower back and legs

>Rohan
Shoulders and back

I spend a lot of money to dress up like anime characters.

I still watch anime, I eat the food and sometimes listen to the Jpops.
My wallpapers are normally anime crap, but I'm otherwise really normalfag.

I have a husbando and like to image our mundane life living together as I fall asleep.

I have the radio at my workplace on a classic rock station, half because I've always liked the music, half because I'm a jojofag.

>>7812638
Also this.

I'm 1/4th Japanese and I used to live with my full Japanese grandmother, and she would take me to Japan. While I don't feel I'm too weeby, I do have animu girl envy a little bit. I'm also not sure I can really be super weeby since it's part of my culture, I speak fluent Japanese, I know Japan isn't some magical animu wonderland and while I'm into Japanese food it's not just OMG POCKY AND RAMUNE, I can actually cook proper recipes(had ochazuke last night for dinner) I'm into the music, and I do really like fluffy fluffy girly kawaii uguu stuff like denpa which doesn't sound like humans singing at that point. Either way, I think I'm more otaku than anything, in the 3DPD animu girls 4lyf sense than the japan is best sense.

Every now and again during sewing parties, me and my friends will pretend to be sailor scouts like we did as kids. I am always Sailor Saturn, defender of serged seams.

>>7812644
I also do really love Japanese onomatopoeia. A lot of them sound more fitting than English ones. I will admit I hate roman based languages quite a bit. I speak Swedish as well and I'm quite partial to Japanese as a contextual language with a good rule system.

>>7812621
>>7812644
Awkward..

>>7812452
Me too.
I also own a randoseru, sukumizu and plenty of pairs of shimapan/striped stockings that I occasionally wear while doing it.

But then again, I think I'm still hardcore weeb considering I'm currently laying in bed with my daki.

>vocaloid
>liking vocaloid
>wanting to cosplay vocaloid
>wanting to learn the dances
>wanting a to make a badass furisode coord like pic
>like japanese food a lot
>always use chopsticks if they're available, sometimes use them at home for shit like fruit
>turn my nose up at Euro teas because "muh herbal Asian teas"
>don't bother with dubs 90% of the time, change voices to Japanese in video games half the time
>opting to buy expensive san-x shit for my school supplies instead of just going to target like a reasonable college student
>anime clear file folders instead of real folders for school
>eren jeager decal on my laptop

I'm so guilty of weeby behavior and I don't even care.

>>7812652
you wear a backpack while masturbating?

>All those weebs like me
I-It's not like if I liked you all or anything b-baka

>>7812650
Wow...this is a bit awkward...

I don't think I am who anon is talking about(I'm 2 years older) but if so. Hi...

>>7812579

Just remembered

>Volunteered at Children's museum while in highschool
>Jump to Japan exhibit WHAAATTT
>Ghibli, Ghibli everywhere
>Train to be tour guide
>Make shoddy furisode for gala/opening night
>Give tour to the heads of the Japanese Cultural Association for my state

>Two days later
Wore the same furisode to go on TV to explain the animus and the exhibit. Brought all my weebtrash plushies and manga to display on the table during news interview.

>pic related

I think shimapan are pretty cute. Surprisingly difficult to find undies that look like them though, and the ones that you find on j-list look really odd to me.

I want to become one of those "imouto" aidorus, like Yukapon but with less manipulative cunt.
>>7812673
Have you looked on cosmates? That's where I want to get mine from, but I'm not sure if I can trust it.

>>7812673
Are you me?
Closest I found to actual shimapan I found at, I shit you not, the dollar store.

Weebest shit I still do? Judging other weebs. Like. HARD CORE. Nothing like weeb superiority to land you right smack dab back in the middle of weeb territory. If I could JUST STOP GIVING A FUCK, I'd finally be free...

>>7812452
my ex called me Otou-sama while cumming ;__;
on several occations.

I wear a Kimono most of the time at home.

I used to practice Kenshiro lines, horribly translating them to Norwegian to pick up weeb girls.

>>7812557
>>7812566

Nah, I love her to pieces. Maybe it's masochism, but I like the way she's mean to me.

>>7812673
I got some from victoria's secret.

>>7812517
>tfw no qt Cortana lookalike gf who's way smarter than me and teases me about it

>>7812710
That's called stockholm syndrome bro.

>>7812559
>self-insert Gundam Wing fanfic daydreams

Holy shit, are you me? I have dreams of conquering the Levant with the Maganac Corps

>>7812652
wait.... a randoseru?
a ransel?
why not just call it a backpack, am i misunderstanding? like i get it you mean the japanese style one that kids wear to school and shit but why not just call it a ransel in that case.... im confused about everything at this point...

>still try to speak broken Japanese.
>always wear anime-related jewelry (Misato's necklace was a favorite for a long time, now it's the new Sailor Moon earrings from P-Bandai)
>keeps saying "I'm doing this so senpai will notice me", but my idiotic crush doesn't seem to realize I mean him
>zettai ryouiki everyday/everywhere, except for work
>sukumizu in the gym
>planning to wear PinkSavior's Sailor suit my next day at the pool

Sad thing is I haven't watched anime or read manga in like... 6 years or more. I only keep up with SM Crystal for reasons.

>>7812727

>>7812721
lol I get more than enough out of the relationship to outweigh her bitchiness. Just gotta let the comments roll off you sometimes

>>7812622
>Kira and Rohan
Refresh my memory?

>>7812727
Because, anon, when someone says randoseru you know what they're talking about. It's like hambagu, it's basically salisbury steak but it's the Japanese version, which ends up being made a very specific way with different spices and ingredients. A randoseru is specific to the elementary backpack.

Also, you're in a weeb habits thread wondering why someone said the Japanese version, you fucked up.

I'm reading jap franchise fanfiction, dressed in my kigurumi, with watamote playing in the background, surrounded by figues and anime posters, drinking hot boba tea and posting on 4chan. I think the only thing that could make me weebier would be if it was a bishie/ff/anime fanfiction instead of burly soldier men.

>>7812739
>boba tea
What is with weebs and boba tea, or thinking boba tea is Japanese? It's from taiwan...

>>7812742
It'a a japanese boba tea. that I got at an anime convention. Full of weebs. From a japanese food vendor.

>>7812744
>japanese food vendor.
>at a con
>thinking it's actually japanese and not just chinese people making a weeb buck
2/10 for making me respond

>>7812746
It's literally got japanese writing on it you fucking retard.

I hope I'm more otaku than weaboo, though I am guilty of customizing everything in a clean rounded Japanese style. Probably the most weaboo thing I've done is to seriously discuss plans to make an apartment based on the Princess Jellyfish model.

>>7812749
Okay okay, whatever you say.

>wear kimono whenever I feel like it
>drink japanese tea
>cook japanese (more for health reason but still)
>speak freacking japanese when I met a japanese person (although not too broken, I used to take classes)
>wardrobe full of lolita and j-fashion
>listen mostly to visual-kei and classical sound
>sakura or camelia inscense in my flat
>japanese candies
>a lot of japanese candies
>kitty-chan supplies for school
>watch Ozu and Kurosawa movies (eh, I like cinema anyway)
>occasional Kyary Pamyu Pamyu because I find her funny
>not even one manga in my library
I'm an old school weeb, I guess...
also
>famicon soon at home
>all these games I'll play in japanese
>happy.jpg

I still constantly fantasize about being in a yuri anime-esque relationship with a tall, elegant girl who I could call onee-sama.

>>7812749
>Ooh japanese writing. Yup, it's undeniably from muh grorious nippon!
Look at this sensitive, buttmad Ken-sama

>>7812649
Is English your mother tongue or Swedish?

>>7812758
I-I kinda wish I was in a relationship with a tall fakeboi that would protect me and i would act tsundere about it and shit

>>7812622
Dio's Wrryyy pose stretches the bottom of my stomach so good. Holy shit.

>Wall covered in anime posters
>Figures everywhere, bodypillow too
>Many weeb accessories, never wear them out anywhere but to small cons when I don't feel like cosplaying
>Mumble Japanese phrases/onomatopoeia to myself or to friends
>Act out chuuni "spells" when I'm alone doing random shit like waiting for bread to toast, although that's ironic
>Constantly listen to denpa/j-pop
Well, if I'm a weeb, at least I'm a happy one.

>>7812773
English is, but I learned Swedish at a really young age, as well.

>>7812784
>denpa
mah nigga

>>7812733

>>7812789
As a Swede I'd love to hear you speak it. A lot of Americans and British have trouble with the pronunciation and I think that's adorable (not like my pronunciation is even close to perfect when it comes to English, but I guess there is a certain charm to it when someone else is speaking your mother tongue?)

>>7812800
No fuck I mean, which poses? Only Kira pose I remember is the Sheer Heart Attack one (Unless that was his only one) and did Rohan even have any poses..?

I'm having a massive brainfart right now, sorry.

>>7812805
Heh, I'd be too embarrassed, but I can understand what you mean in a way. When I would go to Japan I found it kind of endearing to hear people try to engrish at me. My father's side is entirely Swedish, so it was an even bigger cultural thing for me, especially since my great grandmother speaks very little English herself. I've only been to Sweden once myself though, when I was about 9, but I'd like to go back.

>>7812808
this is what i'm thinking

I use emoji/emoticons after every goddamn phrase I type.
I'm one helpless human being.

You guys.... Imma cry cuz my fellow weebs! Any chance we can weeb out together? I so badly want to join other weebs when they're flaunting power levels all shamelessly and shit, and everyone glares at them. They look so happy, i miss being a carefree fujoshi speaking broken japanese and thinking cat ears make everything better.

Pic related cuz its what i was drawing at work from the safety behind a register lol
....Husbando from Hetalia (to another hetalia character of course) wearing princess sailormoon dress.... Ugh i hate myself...

I just want to not be persecuted for mine beliefs ;_;

>>7812829
I only play j-rpgs.

>>7812830
.....and i dropped pic.
Sumimasen minna.
(lol this is fun)

I get my girlfriend to do couple cosplays with me mainly for the sex afterwards

>>7812831
>>7812829

And with your powers combined you turn into me

>>7812575
I've always done this, still do, and probably will forever.

After I finished Kill la Kill I bought a navy blue blouse with a sailor collar. I secretly call it Senketsu.

The weebiest thing I ever probably do is speaking japanese randomly and sometimes imitating jav actressess (thats just to make fun of/tease my husband since he totally loves that shit).

I still wish I looked more cutesy so I could pull of the sailor style school-uniforms, I just look really awkward because of my mature face

>>7812749
Fun fact! non-Japanese asian companies frequently put Japanese (or sometimes Korean) on their packaging to appeal to "fucking retards" who think that stuff is cool. For the same reason engrish exists. So that company was probably vietnamese or something lel
Also how do 1/4 kids even look asian, I'm half and not everyone can tell.

>>7812749
>thinking having Japaneses writing writing on it make sit Japanese.

Look at this dudebro. He's got Japanese writing on him so he MUST be Japanese! And check THIS awesome web site out. All written in Japanese, therefor CLEARLY glorious Japanese product! http://www.disney.co.jp

Oh, anon. You make me laugh.

>>7812676
Same here anon. I always fantasize about starting my own netto aidoru gurupuu called UN or something with each member representing a different country.

>>7812873
I'm half and everyone can tell. Damn squinty eyes

I am the ultimate weeaboo.
>head language is japanese
>vocal affectations and gestures all japanese
>singing old japanese music while working
>shit talk in japanese
>practice cooking every common japanese dish every day

Well goal is to eventually live in Japan at some point, so I guess you need to become a weeb and soak up as much culture as possible.

>>7812893
>implying natives aren't going to give you metric tonnes of shit for being such a weirdo

I hope you enjoy not being taken seriously

>>7812889
>tfw japanese dad
>thin double eyelid, round but thin nose, longer face, tiny mouth
>really fucking tall

I'm a true mongrel
I have another half friend who looks asian other than her light hair and dark skin I did not sign up for this

>>7812893
What kinds of dishes do you make?

>>7812900
being gay, I never have and probably never will so not really expecting to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7812908
Soups, rice dishes, fried stuffs, all kinds of noodle dishes. The kicker though is that it's hard to get dashi stock and other Japanese ingredients here.

>>7812914
Where do you live middle of nowhere NH? Just get it online.

>looks up fanart of favorite character and otp every day every night

every so often I get nostalgic and draw my fma oc from my weeb days with edward elric.

>>7812649
Aren't both of those Germanic languages?

I want to dress in super cute lolita with bonnets , lace, petticoats, and girly shit, but my age (28) and the money scares me.
;_;

>>7812968
English is vaguely germanic, but mostly latin. It shares many more similarities with french and spanish but has more grammatical likeness to german.

I still have my domo plushies.

>>7812993
>vaguely germanic

After learning German and a bit of French, I can say that English is wayyyyyy lmao more Germanic.

>>7812839
Both >>7812831 and >>7812829 are me, actually. Shit, anon, how old are you? It was something all 90's weebs used to do, right? Maybe we're just about the same age and never grew up like the others.

>>7812793
I listen to denpa a LOT as well. Mostly KOTOKO, IOSYS and t+pazolite. Especially t+pazolite.

>>7812993
>Latin
Romance.
English has more in common with Germanic languages than Romance and probably evolved from the same proto-Germanic language as Dutch and German. The reason why it has a lot in common with Romance languages is because of word borrowing and the influence Latin had in the area. Linguistics books can probably explain better.

/autismus maximus

>>7812784
>>Act out chuuni "spells" when I'm alone doing random shit like waiting for bread to toast, although that's ironic
Oh my god I thought I was the only one

>>7812830
Aw mang let's weeb out together
N-Not that I really want to or anything b-baka
>Hetalia
A-Anon kun I think I kinda appreciate you

>>7812853
>>7812983
I'm a grill but I consider myself more like a boy and ask people (if they're ok with it off course) to refer as myself as one. I dress like a boy in pretty alt fashion/comfy normalfag stuff,I bind my chest and shit despite being small and having a young feminine face (fuck) but I still drool on cute stuff like lolita dresses and all when I see it sometimes.
Yet I feel uncomfortable as fuck in a dress
I'm so lost...

>>7813023
> I dress like a boy in pretty alt fashion/comfy normalfag stuff,I bind my chest and shit despite being small and having a young feminine face (fuck) but I still drool on cute stuff like lolita dresses and all when I see it sometimes.
Sorta the same. I love dressing in male clothing even if on other days, I'm this dainty as fuck girly girl who dresses in frilly dresses. At this point, I'm just saying fuck it and wearing what I want to on that day.

>>7813026
That's fine, but asking people to call you a boy is a bit overboard tbh

>>7813030
> call you a boy
I never said anything about asking people to call me a boy? I could give zero shits about what people call me.

>>7813034
The anon you replied to did

>>7813038
Oh, didn't notice that. Sorry!

>>7813030
I feel better as a boy actually I really hate having a vagina and all sometimes.
Actually they ask me what should they call me first usually, but I want to make sure they are comfortable too and not being all SJW butthurt-tumblr feminist over it (nothing against tumblr but some people on it are...you know). I guess I'm what you call genderfluid eh. But whatever.
I feel so bad for liking that stuff like if I was a fakeboi

When I get hurt I say "itaii-" which quickly turns into "itaaiiIIEEEOOOWWWW. Ow. OOW"

Everything else is internal.

>>7812993
Linguist anon here, and you're kind of right but not totally. This anon >>7813021 has it. English is in the Germanic family but gained a lot of latin/french influence, notably from the Norman conquest, and it manifests mostly in vocabulary in modern English with some little influence on grammar/morphology. It's commonly mistaken to be in the Romance/Latin category.

Even with the similarities in vocabulary in some areas, as someone who speaks English, French, and German, I definitely think English sounds much closer to German.

>>7813060
Not the anon you're talking to but >>7813021 was too much of a cunt about it. No one was claiming to be a linguist, just that they like Japanese better.

>>7813026
But I always end feeling uncomfortable in girly stuff
though. Put some real cute lolita crap on me like the prettiest AP I'll feel bad because I feel like an ugly fatty in general (t-thanks body disorder) but even more as a girl. Fuck everything
>mfw i'll never have the balls to wear a cute Baby dress and make an adorable and not-OTT coord
I guess I'll go back to playing Sims to fulfill my fantasies

>>7813067
I used to feel that way when I was going through puberty, but I ended up embracing femininity after realizing I had some serious issues with what I thought femininity was. Like, I was the type of girl who thought wearing make-up made you a fake bitch and dresses meant you couldn't roll around in the dirt.

And then I got into cosplay, and even if I started out as a crossplayer, I began taking on more and more moeshit because I just really wanted to be accurate and well... It ended up being more fun that expected. Like fuck, how did I end up with a cupboard full of wigs, a closet full of skirts and a drawer full of makeup.

Of course, everyone is different. If you want, you can try starting small. Like put on a bow on your head one day. Wear subtle lip gloss. Maybe wear lacy socks. Something that eases you in instead of an instant shock.

>>7813091
Eh maybe anon you're right. I'm really craving that whole cute androgynous boy look as well
>mfw i'll never be a kawaii bishie like frank wolf

>>7813102
>cute androgynous boy look
you know, that's not a thing. Looking like a little boy is different than looking androgynous. You just want to look more like a bishie, and that's not androgynous at all. Androgynous people are usually pretty ugly.

>>7813105
I expressed myself the wrong way I think.
I just want to look like a cute boy not some manly bearded dude

>>7813102
Yeah, I dress in an androgynous manner sometimes too (that's what happens when you have girly stuff and boyish stuff I guess). If you want to dress that way, than dress that way, to be honest. You might end up a fashion disaster, but you'll at least be happier than just looking longingly at clothing.

>>7813102
>frank wolf
>ugly
choose one

before anyone ask: yes he is dead and the conspiracy "he's not ded!1!" is fake.

>>7813064
I didn't get that vibe, personally, and I didn't say anyone was claiming to be a linguist, but at least one person was insisting English isn't truly Germanic, so of course I had to nerd about it at anyone still reading this OT bs. Sorry. Back to weebing.

And whoever said in the first place Japanese onomatopoeia is best, I totally agree. I end up using those sorts of sounds when I can't find something in another language that captures the same feeling.

>tfw didn't I was huge weeb til now.

I also sometimes wear neko hairs and tails...
and I start dancing in the living room to Vocaloid or some animu openings.

I also bought a shimapan garter pantsu without even wearing it, it's so cute.
Whenever I play a game, I tend to scream the attacks, same with animus.
I also reading fanfics/lewd mangos about my husbando and imagine myself as the protagonist because I'm that much in love with him... and I feel like that's completely insane with him, but seriously.

>>7813064
Not everyone who proves you wrong is automatically a cunt. They sounded fine to me.

>>7813046
Did you always feel that way or recently/after you started watching anniemays?

>>7813064
I wasn't claiming to be a linguist either, just told you to check books on linguistics if you need a better explanation. English isn't even my mother tongue. Jaysus.

I bow when I talk to people and pretend I'm a soft-spoken kawaii school lady like Miyuki from Lucky Star. The people at my college (even the non-weabs) love it.

I daydream pretending I'm a magical girl like Cardcaptor Sakura. Every time I pick out an outfit, I think of what an anime character would wear and I make my outfit match that the closest I can.

I have a playlist of bgm music on my mp3 player that I use for everyday situations.
>Lucky Star bgm for when I'm talking to friends
>Katamari bgm for when I'm walking around my college campus
>NHK bgm whenever something sad is happening

>Anime mannerisms, like the moe index-finger-poke thing and the head tilt and the giant "PAAAAAHHHH" after drinking something cold
>Call boyfriend "senpai" (he thinks I'm joking, though I'm not) and stammer when talking to him now and then
>Call my mom "Okaaaaasa"
>Say "Oiiiii" and "Ehhhh?!" a lot

I am a disgrace to society. I have fun, though, so I don't mind being a piece of shit.

>>7812718
Same.

>>7812321
I'm growing my hair out so I can do it like Saber's. Going to take an eternity, though, and I'll probably have to use extensions if I want it to look nice.

>>7813186
You're that kid.

>>7813196
Oh my god.

If you know me, please don't hate me.

>>7813186
That... sounds actually really fun, what the fuck. I want to live life like a kawaii little tsundere-chan boy. Lord bring me strength.

>>7813196
Wait, to prove if I'm that kid, what color is my hair?

Do I wear glasses? Y/N?

>>7813206
Dude, go for it, my life was fun before and all, but the day I started doing this, I had a lot of fun.

You can be a weab, it's okay. Live your life the way you want to. As long as you're not hurting anyone (i.e. glomping or yaoi paddles), I think it's perfectly fine.

>>7813186
>The people at my college love it

Protip: Everyone thinks you're an asshole. But keep rocking it in your little world. Ignorance is bliss and who doesn't want to be happy.

>>7813186
Thanks anon
brb download Lucky star and other bgm it will make me less anxious to talk now that I have music.
It's awesome as fuck

>>7813206
I want to do the same maybe we can be kawaii bishie uke real life anime boi together?
And be magical shotas at night?
And start everyday with an opening instead of an alarm tone

Let's just not be obnoxious and as >>7813210
said glomp people,use yaoi paddle and all that shit.

>>7813220
No, I have many friends, actually.

They all outright tell me I'm adorable. I'm a weeaboo, but I'm a polite one and a kind one. People are polite and kind to me back, and don't hate my weeabiness.

I'm having fun being my weeaby self, and I've not been reprimanded once for it. Life being me is good.

So, sorry, not sorry.

blare vocaloid (preferablyLuka) when:
-masturbating
-working out
-in the bath
(sometimes I'll sing along too when I'm doing all of the above)

Holy shit, never knew cgl was this autistic

I'll fit in just fine

>I own 81 anime figurines (mostly figmas/nendos)
>I own 2 dakimakuras
>I regularly watch anime and bitch about it on /a/
>I collect kawaii clothes that I'm too fat and ugly to pull off
>I'm a hikikomori
>I regularly listen to drama R-18 CDs aimed towards the listener

I'm a 22 year old female. brb committing sudoku

>>7813251
NOOOO IT'S OKAY

You are you, and I wouldn't want that any other way, anon.

>>7813260
th...thank you anon. ;_;

This thread got cringieolawar than I can deal with y'all are some mega weebs

>>7813266
No problem.

I think we all need a person that can tell us "It's okay that you're a weeb. I like your weebiness because it's you. And you are all I want you to be"

>>7813273
Captcha why

>>7813207
Everyone knows someone like you. Pic related, a reminder of what you're not.

protip: nope, not everyone likes it. Some people just have been there and, therefore, don't want to be rude to you.

>>7813251
It's totally ok anon

>>7813192
I managed to make mine a bit like that once. The bun was pretty lame and tiny but it was very cute!

I'm not just a weeb, I am a massive dork otherwise as well. I'm taking Japanese right now and it's taking every once of self control I have not to just weeb out in front of my teacher and classmates.

I have a super original donut steel OC I made up when I was like 13. She's modeled and named after ~me~ and she's a catgirl and a ninja and I still draw her and get pics commissioned of her. When my husband and I started dating I made up a character for him too and I would draw pics/write stories about them and he'd write me stuff back. I still do it. In fact I want to make a cosplay of her one day.

My worst, weebiest side usually comes out when I'm around him, (except for the clothes) and it seems to be pretty typical like the rest of the people here:

>zettai ryouiki nearly erry day
>sukumizu for swimming laps
>cute pencils and anime stickers everywhere, meanwhile everyone else has black binders and plain writing utensils cause uni is super srs
>wear seifuku wherever, like running errands
>animu shirts
>random Japanese phrases
>call husband tsundere
>purposely be all like "It's not like I'm doing this because I love you or anything, OK??"
>apartment is full of posters and AA prints, modest figurine and manga collection
>buy each other weeb gifts
>my OTP is my waifu AND husbando, regularly read doujins about them
>twintails
>wear Asuka's hairclips in a casual outfit
>main playlist is basically anime OPs and OSTs
>workout playlist is...anime OPs and OSTs
>animu bg on my laptop

The other day I found out my husband basically found his first anime waifu. I was so proud, I shed a little weeb tear. Can't wait to cosplay her for him.

>>7813243
your 'many friends' do not, in fact equal the implied "Everyone" at your college. Yeah, your friends deal with you. Because they're your friends. Everyone else sees you bowing and acting like a weeby faggot and wants to smash your face in with a lead pipe out of sheer embarrassment of having grown out of that phase YEARS ago, but seeing some psudo-adult STILL BEHAVING LIKE THAT.

People do NOT bash your head in, or even let on how obnoxious you are because of societal manners, and the knowledge that to do so would require interacting with you even MORE, which would be intolerable with someone as obliviously obnoxious as you.

If you're happy weebin', then weeb it up. Don't fool yourself into thinking people are "ok" with it, though.

Most of you are ok but I seriously hope
>>7812579
>>7812893
>>7813023
>>7813186
Are baits.

I call my boyfriend "senpai" and honestly we kinda reference to yaoi for some of out sexual stuff..from time to time I wear something like one of my maid aprons and one of my girly wig and become a trap for him since he sorta has a trap fetish
yes, we are gay.

>>7813344
No, no one cares.

>zettai ryouiki
>twintails
>double buns
>sailor moon hair
>dress like a schoolgirl
>says phrases like "gyah!"
>semi-jokingly calls things kawaii
>seriously considering learning japanese
>Jpop all the time
>learns aidoru dance covers
>bows
>etc.

Ugh I'm such a weeb....I think I would be happier if I just embraced it rather than trying to tone it down...

>have ikaruga (senran kagura) wallpaper on phone
>have a little tomoe (queens blade) figure on keychain
>have panty and stocking binder on bus I drive
>cosplay and crossplay, photos on fb
>watch anime everyday
>loved it when gf called me oniichan

I'm a perverted weeb.

>>7813286
I don't think of myself as a special snowflake.

I honestly just have fun doing this.

Why you gotta bring others down? Why do you have to put people down? Come on, turn that frown the other way around.

I still am not sorry.

>>7813301
Bahaha, you haven't the slightest clue.

I draw crappy Araki style artwork absent-mindedly when I'm supposed to be taking notes in class. Not gonna lie though, I'm kind of proud if Ludwig van Joestar up there.

>>7813441
Fuck, didn't work. Let's try again.

>>7813441
Bluh, I'll upload the photo later, having problems.
Polite sage for no contribution

>>7813441
Bluh, I'll upload the related pic later, having connection problems.
Polite sage for no contribution

>still have my hair styled as Karin (the vampire) or Rena Ryuugu
>still learning Japanese
>cook only Japanese meals
>say "hai haaii~", "ite-te-te", "mo~", etc
>speak in Japanese sometimes when by myself
(but I speak in other foreign languages too anyways)
>Sailor Moon and DBZ wall scrolls
>act a lot like your typical moe or the kawaii school girl type
>dress in seifuku often
>anime and video game OSTs dominates my mp3 list
>still draw manga style
>act like some of my anime idols, even dress similar to them
>always secretly love it when people mistake me for being Japanese

Of course I'm a NEET/hikikomori anyways so it's not like I need to hide my power level. But I still tone it down or hide it completely if I'm in public aside from reading a manga if I have to wait on something.

>>7813160
>>7813170
I wasn't even that anon, but the 'autisimus maximus' seemed a little cunty

>>7813441
>those doodles
HNNNG, I love them. Something about sketched doodles always look so good for some reason
>doodle on notes frequently in classes as well

>>7813465
>hair styled as Karin

>>7813441
I-I'm gonna reupload this photo, my phone is a douchebag and rotated it.

>>7813475
I know, right? Like, those very same doodles, if I scanned them and tried to work them into something more polished digitally or even just inked them right there on the page, they would suddenly become 10x crappier. I love sketchy stuff...

Fantasize about Sasuke and Sakura from Naruto, sometimes read fanfics. I haven't read or watched Naruto in forever but they still are my otp.

I look for areas of town that still look like "Dirty Neon Lights Asia from the 80s".

Not hard since the asians never renovate their side of town. Alhambra in LA County is pretty nice, though mostly Chinese.

If I meet a Japanese person, I will go out of my way to use whatever remedial Japanese I picked up from college.

I still think Asian lettering is cool as fuck.

When I feel nostalgic, I look up Ranma 1/2 lemon fanfics. (and they are surprisingly good/read like a real episode)

I tend to not talk about what shows I watch when I'm at school due to judgement(but I still wear stupid animu shit like pic related around because it's 90% of my wardrobe).
I feel like I'm a huge weeb sometimes, but I think of some of the people mentioned here and I don't feel so bad.
>enjoy cuddling with dakis
>immediately suckered into anime goods of my favorite series
>boyfriend and I collect figures, we just topped 600.
>make garage kits in my spare time
>thinking about rosetta stone-ing japanese because I can't attend language classes at my uni
>hime cut hairstyle

>>7813471
I was referring to myself.

>>7812648
that is cute

>>7812575
I have done this too
but I didn't notice until one of my friends said
"are you doing the animal crossing poses...?"

I'm not too bad, I think. My casual wear is dominated by animu shirts and convention staff shirts, though.
Worst part is that the only media I buy is a Crunchyroll membership. I don't watch broadcast TV and I only see a few movies. I just don't find live action stuff to be that appealing anymore, I suppose.

I smoke.
I drink.
I'm supposed to quit but I can't.
I'm probably not all that much of a weeb. I like some things, but I keep my power level at a minimum

I collect figures, have anime charms hanging off my phone and wall scrolls on my walls. My text alert comes from anime and so does my ringtone, I have a husbando and an anime tattoo.

And yet, the weebeiest thing I think I do is automatically go to say 'itai' when I hurt my self and have to quickly correct it into some screechy sounding, surprised reaction.

I really want to open up a maid cafe where all the maids wear different animal ears and tails, and tailor their demeanor to match whatever animal they have. Timid sheep/bunny girls, playful cat girls, that sort of thing.

There's just not enough business for a place like that when it isn't con season, though. Plus, getting maids that are actually cute and have a good attitude would be an issue.

I would dress them all in purple and serve finger sandwiches.

I wear a maid outfit when I clean house.

I'm not motivated enough or able to focus on cleaning when in plainsclothes

>>7813979
I always wanted to work in a maid cafe, everyone tells me I have a good personality, I think I would make a great sheep, especially with the cute little horns.

>listen mostly to vocaloid or anime ost.
>own brainwave cat ears
>got myself a high end pc just so I could play japanese emulated games
>own many figures
>all of my clothes are/resemble some japanese fashion
>constantly planning how to wear cosplay pieces as everyday wear
>also own many seifukus and shimapan
>wear them to college
>also be 1/2 japanese
>use only my japanese name
>miku clock app to wake up everyday
>make my bf watch anime with me so we can cosplay my fav couples

No western clothes stores are good enought for my refined weeb taste, I only buy from glorious asian stores.
My family thinks I'm a whore but I don't give a shit

One of my dreams is just to have a room full of figures while I play video games on my computer. I don't watch anime or even read manga aside from occasionally, but I think they are just so adorable and I love the colors and aesthetics.
I want to build gundams even though I don't watch it and Zoids as well.
I just like how they look, I don't care for the story.

>>7813979
>>7813986
I also want to work in a maid café, anon. But yes, the problem is finding cute enough girls. It's hard to tell a girl "sorry but you're not cute enough for this job" in real life.

>>7812733
This pose for Rohan

>>7812817
Anon here has it right though I don't recommend the cross leg for Kira for normal stretches. Sheer Heart Attack is also surprisingly effective

I want to learn Japanese so I can go to glorious Nippon with my boyfriend (who is also a bit of a weeb) to weeb out and buy all of the cute clothes, but I'm too lazy. Oh well.

>>7812559
>>7812561
>>7812724
Me toooooooo
I write horrible self-insert Naruto fanfic that no one who knows me may ever find out about. I haven't followed the manga for years and have never watched the anime because I don't care for the story any more, but I like the Naruto universe and characters as a sandbox to play around with. There's not even any sex or romance, just anon's adventures as a ninja. This is what I do when I need a break from work. The others all fuck around on Facebook and think I'm a super hard worker because they only ever see me typing away in word processors but nope, I'm totally in ninjaland.

>>7812575
I randomly went through a Sasuke phase two years ago. Dressed as a boy (no shorts though, that's going too far) and cut my boob-length hair off and tried to style it like his. I consider this to have been a bout of temporary insanity and very much regret it.
>tfw I would have had waist-length hair by now if I hadn't done that but now it's just shoulder length and awkward
>fuck you Sasuke you ruin everything

>>7813478
>that Beethoven portrait
omg anon

>>7812561
I do this but with fanarts and huge obvious auto inserts

>>7813986
I made myself a ridiculously cute apron that I wear when cooking, baking and cleaning. Our kitchen is at the front of the house and one time the neighbours and their young children passed by while the curtains and windows were wide open and the little girl yelled
>LOOK MUM IT'S CINDERELLA
>flattered but also kind of miffed because my apron is way cuter than that

i wish I was a cute uke from a yaoi manga.
everyday.
i try hard to look more like a boy.
when I do i feel so happy.
but since I hate myself really hard I'll never be truly kawaii ; - ;
>mfw no androgynous grill to be my seme only neckbeards and weird guys attracted by me

This is the most real ass thread I think I've ever seen on /cgl/.

>wish husbandos were real
>day dream about meeting husbandos
>day dream about hanging with husbandos
>cry internally
>"No one must ever know"
>Makes jokes about it to friends but go so over the top with sarcastic tones so that everyone thinks its just a joke
>Feel like I confessed to them when "its just a joke"

>>7812829
I do the same

>>7812829
Me too, I have to hold myself when I'm on cgl

>>7814117
Don't worry anon-chan, i know that feel.
>it hurts and makes me want to cry

I think the Magic Knight Rayearth artbook shaped what I want out of fashion forever. Particularly that red tweed outfit Hikaru wore. I still desperately want cute things like that. Whenever I wear otome or some gyaru I feel amazing.

I wear Sailor Moon necklaces like amulets. When I wear one, I feel protected. I like to think that around me, on the subway, wherever, there are other people wearing little magical girl trinkets and it gives them strength.

I work in a boutique and whenever someone with weeby clothes come in (doesn't even have to be anime, but like, stuff that evokes that weeby time in your life, like seeing someone in a painful Invader Zim t-shirt acting super awkward but enthusiastic to be there) I talk to them a lot. I'll compliment stuff I'm not even that into and I don't know why. I can't help it.

>>7812559
>>7812561
>>7812724
>>7814117

Well fuck, apparently I've posted in this thread without knowing it.
Especially you,
>>7814117
you hit closer to home than I expected this thread to.

>>7814117
who is it?

>>7814117
>Husbandos
A friendly reminder that a husbando(/waifu) is a character you love the most and who is above every other character. Having multiple "husbandos" is not a thing unless you're one of those seasonal bitches who calls every likeable male character a husbando in which case you are what's wrong with the world.

>Wanting husbandos/waifus to be real
Another friendly reminder that they would still not like you, hang out with you or fall for you. At least when they're 2D you can keep deluding yourself that they'd like you.

I guess this counts as weebshit since I take something this stupid very seriously and wish people would stop using the terms husbando and waifu so loosely. Also basic bitches who only have "husbandos" because they're lonely and can't get a real bf are the worst.

>>7814200
> always dominant in relationships
> have ugly duckling syndrome
>dont care for people that hit on me, I just humor them
> become a submissive beta puppy if someone talks/dresses like my waifu
>dislike femdom
what he fuck is wrong with me

>>7814200
>Having multiple "husbandos" is not a thing unless you're one of those seasonal bitches who calls every likeable male character a husbando in which case you are what's wrong with the world

What if you want a harem you shit?

When I go to sleep I hug one of my pillows and pretend it's my husbando.
I'm going to major in Japanese next year to be able to play my favourite untranslated otome games. I'm also really good at/interested in languages though, so it's slightly justifiable.
I wear my seifuku to school sometimes, thigh high socks all the time.
Pretty much all my favourite music is jrock, with like, two English-language bands.
Call everything kimo because of a certain anime character
>mfw my friends start doing it too
Don't know if it's necessarily weeby but I have a shitton of original characters.
In general, don't do anything to hide my power level
Wear my Omocat "Weeaboo Motherfucker" all day erry day

I'm a huge weeb and I don't care.

Zettai ryouikki is normal, but do you guys seriously wear fucking seifuku casually

>>7814266
Thigh high socks with skirts sure as hell aren't normal where I am. I've been mistaken for an actual prostitute when wearing animu schoolgirl-esque outfits whereas girls in shorter skirts and bare legs are considered totally normal.
I just want to be able to wear cute socks, man.

>>7814020
Is this app on iPhone?

>>7814293
I don't know if there's an iPhone version, I use galaxy and they have every vocaloids voiceclock for it.

>>7814282
zettair riyoukki is super normal in Europe for autumn right now, especially with that soft grunge look a la Forever 21

>>7814313
I've never seen anyone sporting it, and I live in Western Europe.

>>7814321
Western Europe as well, I've seen a lot of people wearing it in bigger cities like London and Paris, it's been on for two-three years I guess ?

>>7814027
I've applied for so many jobs and never hear back from them so I take that as my "rejection"
I'll even call them and they don't pick up the phone. Maid cafe if they ever happen should just do that.

>>7814350
Yeah, I know it's common practice but it's also rude as fuck.

There are a shit ton of fucking weebs in my Japanese language class. Poor teacher has to deal with this shit year after year. If you're a weeb who wants to speak like a slant eyed, that's fine, but keep your autism to yourself. If I see anyone with weeb clothes on, I'm automatically judging them negatively. Don't be obnoxious, just dress normal. You wearing shit like that in public like it's okay just shows how little you know about Japan. Also, stay in your own country. Western/white countries have no desire to preserve their ethnicity/heritage/culture, I know, but you need to respect that Japan does. Inb4 WHAAA SHARING CULTURZ WHAAA <---------- This is a very western-centric way of thinking.You want people to accept "new ideas", but don't try to understand how other cultures may think. You just accuse people of being bigoted for not wanting "multiculturalism". Whose the real bigot here? Every culture is unique, and some people want to keep it that way. Don't complain about being discriminated against in Japan. You moved from one first world country to another. It's not our job to adjust to you.

My friends and I hang out in seifuku and have tea and cake parties ala K-On and Mami from Madoka. I'm not ashamed.

>>7814313
Still weeb. And looks retarded. Eurofags are a lot less conscious of the whole weeb shit/why it is bad, they have no shame when it comes to fetishising chincks.

I wasted 4 years of my life signing up in the air force for the slight chance at getting stationed in japan.

I didn't.
I ended up in shitty places.

>>7814410
This is the wrong fucking thread.

>>7814313
>>7814321
I'm >>7814282 and I live in Western Europe as well. I got the most catcalls and insults when I was in Amsterdam and I was nowhere near the red light district. The negative reactions completely stopped when I took off the socks and wore sheer flesh-toned hose instead.
Part of it is probably that I'm very pear shaped (65cm waist & 95cm hips, big-ish thighs) so the little strip of skin just attracts attention to that and looks more sexual on me than on a really waif-y girl.

>>7814410
You're making it sound like you're Japanese and speaking for all Japanese people, so why are you taking a Japanese language class? Sounds like you're just another weeb with a superiority complex. Try >>7801517 instead.
>Japanese is culture so much more pure than Western culture s-stay out of my glorious Nippon y-you disgusting white pigs!
>They'll never accept you like they will accept me! B-because I respect their pure and unsullied and not-at-all-actively-exporting-their-own-culture-for-fun-and-profit ways!

>>7812829
me too mang, me too
> sometimes underclassmen call me sempai
>and I like it
> refer to my crush kohai in my head cuz he's younger
> all the jpoop and anime ost in my music library
>1/3 my sheet music is anime
> buy merchandise of my hetalia husbando from every con i go to

>>7814563
Yep, I'm from the Netherlands and that shit is not done here. Not that I give a fuck. You go o doing your thing, anon. I'm sure you look great!

>>7812192

Still write shitty Slayers fanfiction. Don't share it with anyone though. Currently riffing on the idea that they're the four horsemen of the apocalypse and sending them on a mega-crossover pwnanza just by being themselves.

>wear Lolita, be massive brandwhore
>wear burando items with normalfag clothes too (like, a small hair accessory) so I still have a rori feeling
>spend good money on Sailor Moon fanarticle
>weeb around with my weeabo friends (talk about anime, fanfictions ecetera)
>still watch anime from time to time
>re-read any scenes with ma husbando or OTPs every day
>still draw mangu
>fap mostly to hentai
>I have 3 college blocks filled with doujinshis and fanart/scrabbles with my OTPs that I continue drawing daily for fun
>constantly fantasize I'm living in an animu
>pretending to be Sailor Moon with my magical wands
>read fanfiction, look up fanart on pixiv/tumblr ecetera
And I even haven't released my full inner weeb. I wish I could collect figurines and more animu shit,I also desperatly want to own a seifuku (or better, more than one) and cute quality maid outfits - sadly I have no money or bravery for that.

Also:
>brother is massive closeted weeb, we watch animu together
>be insanely jealous he is learning Japanese and also went to Japan for 2 weeks
>still fantatsize about going to Japan
>brother already suggested we should go on a trip to Japan together because we are both weebs
>secretly hope my brother will learn Japanese well enough and earn some money so we can make a trip together and weeb around in Japan once he is done with school
I-i guess it just runs in the family.

>>7814601
>college blocks
Whoops, just noticed that sounds weird in english... I meant sketch blocks.

>>7814601
>ecetera
You mean et cetera?

>>7812829
Me too. It takes my all to not include them on cgl. It might be just my brain, but my comments sound so boring without any.

>>7814609
I feel even more embarrassed now. Gotta keep that in mind.

>>7814585
Is it really bad that I want to move to europe just because it seems like they have this 'No Fucks' approach to things.

Hmm, I guess that would make me more of a euroboo then...

>>7814566

Japanese, like White Americans, love to appropriate shit that they like from all over and leave the rest. No idea why this isn't a good thing.

>>7814585
Glad I'm not alone!
Also go to bed gurl it's late and I don't know about you but I need that beauty sleep.

>>7814627
Nah. I'm not trying to be mean but Americans often seem to have this weird idea about Europe being the Land of Whatever It Is They Are Seeking, so suddenly everything in Europe is super classy and intellectual and fashionable and educated and everyone speaks with sexy accents and lives in a castle. It's... not like that. We're not very different from you guys.There's plenty of petty vapid trashy assholes here too, they just speak funny. The girls ITT may have a No Fucks attitude but the people jeering at them don't.

If I like a character too much I subconsciously start dressing similarly to them and start to love colors that they wear a lot and get a bunch of shit in that color. I only noticed when looking at older pictures of me and I still do it!
Also with some characters I start to get influenced by their personality. Also I learn a lot of Jpop dances and make bento and I always say "kun" after my boyfriend's name, it's too much of a habit to break. Also I have fluffy cat paws and a tail and I wear them and run around the house in them and I look up fanfictions of my new animu favorites.
I also wear a lot of anime-related pins and I carry around a protection charm with my 2 favorite anime characters on it so that I can feel more anime.

>>7814200
>Having multiple "husbandos" is not a thing unless you're one of those seasonal bitches who calls every likeable male character a husbando in which case you are what's wrong with the world.
I don't have Husbando-s- and waifu-s- but I have one true husbando and waifu and 2 runner ups for each one.

>>7814618
It's okay, plenty of people can't even pronounce it properly, let alone spell it (eg. exsetra; I've seriously seen a girl try to spell it that way)

>>7814616
Not the anon you were replying them too, but I use them as tone indicators. I'm incredibly sarcastic, so putting an XD face just makes me feel like I'm less likely to be called a bitch because I was taken literally.

>>7814200
>weeb shit thread
>confesses weeb shit
>"ANON HOW DARE YOU!"
okay.

>Have an external HDD with about 400 GB worth of anime and counting
>Custom BG/desktop with a Kuroneko theme (Not even my waifu, but was vectored by a kind anon)
>Organized shortcuts, over half of them in moonspeak for VN's
>Listen to 18+ CD's mostly because it makes me feel warm inside for some reason, even though I can't understand most of it.
>Own a few figs, doujins, and is currently growing, No Daki's though
>Took two semesters of Japanese and enjoyed it, but fucked over my GPA. Weebs were alright though
>Wanted to go to a Con earlier this year and cosplay for the first time, but no go due to work.
>Want to do a couple cosplay at least once in my life, or at least have a gf to help dress up

Overall though I try to hide my power level as much as I can, mostly because I just don't want to be thrown in with the the same people from the Japan club at Uni. True be told, I probably haven't watched anything in at least a year, maybe two, although I torrent more stuff to add to the backlog.

>>7814807
>not understanding weeb culture and its proper etiquette

>>7814221
Brb moving to a country where polyandry is legal.

>>7814221
Uh then it's a harem? Husbando is singular.

>>7812507
I do that too.

>>7813979
I-I have a huuuuuge desire to work as a maid at a maid cafe. I know I'm cute enough too, which is vain to say but don't care. Sigh. I even bought myself a maid uniform so I could volunteer at my local convention's, but of course, they didn't have one this year so... I'm way too embarrassed to wear it casually, even around the house, and my bf isn't in to that kind of stuff sexually or not, so it's just been sitting in my closet... such a waste.

>>7814815
>What is a main bitch
>what are side bitches

>>7812829
Years of 4chan forced that out of me, thank God. However, now whenever I text a girl I have to force myself to use them or they'll think I'm upset or not interested in talking to them. Some times I forget and conversations run short..

>>7814831
God damn it, same.
I used to use them, 4chan made me hate them, now when I'm forced to use them when typing to my boss (of all fucking people) I feel like a complete shit head. If I don't I get accused of "being really rude".
I'm just being to the point and cutting out all the bullshit!

>>7812579
That feel when my glorious swedish is so onomatopoetic and i don't need that shit

>>7812733
your newfag i showing

>>7812757
>famicoN
please sell it

>>7812893
>thinking that you need to know his shit in order to live somewhere.

good luck

>>7814646
I forgot to add that I love dating sims, I'm ordering a dakimakura of my waifu and getting a custom made one of my husbando, and I'm pretty hikikomori. I even had the same keyboard as in the pic related hikikomori picture and started laughing my ass off.

Whenever I get into a new anime or game, I mentally assign characters to myself and all of my friends. I'm secretly very nostalgic for the days when we'd openly assign each other characters and do pseudo-roleplaying shit.

>>7813441
Those sketches are really nice, anon.

>I call my bff Waifu
>I would like to call a bf with onii-chan or senpai
>I'm hikki most of the time
>listen to lots of Touhou music and doujin jmusic, also vocaloid and some visual kei
>fap to yuri, futa or even trap with girl doujins
>would like to buy cat ears and a fluffy tail to be like my self OC
>i tend to transform artists i like or even crushes in animu characters in my head
>wearing lolita or fairy kei with cat ears and tail to make a cosplay of my animu self OC

>>7814282
I don't think I've had this problem, and I wear thigh-highs and mini skirts all the time. Maybe it's just because I'm uggo as hell, though. (Midwest America.)

>>7814823
Let's see the goods, meido-chan.

>>7814907
>I call my bff Waifu
>would like to buy cat ears and a fluffy tail to be like my self OC
>i tend to transform artists i like or even crushes in animu characters in my head
>wearing lolita or fairy kei with cat ears and tail to make a cosplay of my animu self OC

>mfw somebody does/wants to do the same things that i do

>>7814308
Mind giving me the name to look it up? Already searched under vocaloid and miku clock, but nothing shows up.

I have a charm of Piccolo from DBZ dangling from my phone, and a little Lucky Star coinpurse.

My ringtone is the Katamari Damacy theme.

I call things "Kawaii~!" all the time.

I randomly half-sing, half-hum bits of anime music.

I made three mixed CDs of my favorite anime music that I listen to on the road.

The walls of my bedroom are festooned with wall scrolls (also, a National Geographic map of Japan).

I don't know if this is weebish, but whenever I make a password for something, I incorporate |337-speak.

I have a hairstyle that resembles shaggy male Japanese cuts, maybe I'm still stuck in my Visual Kei fandom stage.
My car has nerdy decals on it, but the only anime ones are random kodama from Mononoke-hime hiding in random spots.
I've been to Japan and would like to go back again (I'm way more a culture/history nerd than a weeaboo though). I bought a full shinsengumi uniform last time,... no regrets.
I still read doujin from time to time.
One of my novel projects is historical Japanese, is that weeaboo if I'm not being all "GLORIOUS NIPPON!!" throughout?
A few Japanese ringtones
The occassional subtle jewelry from an anime.

>>7814956
Lets be friends, anon!

>>7814823
is your boyfriend asexual?

>>7814974
VoiceClock Miku

>>7812673
There were some 5 for 15 striped panties at F21 yesterday. Not sure if they qualify as shimapan though.

>>7813476
Seconding! Any pictures >>7813465 ?

>>7812425
how long have you had those? and why didn't you take them to AX

>>7814027
>>7814017
>>7814823

So, what I'm hearing here is "anon, please open a maid cafe, we will be adorable in it."

>>7814828
The term for the main bitch is "bottom bitch," anon.

>>7813026
>>7813023

s o im not the only one thank god.

>>7815141
Sure, I would like to

I used to buy cute maid cosplay from cosmates and pee myself in them. It was a weird fetish but it slowly degenerated into voyeurism. Now I sneak out sometimes at dead hours in the night to parks or secluded public areas and pee while wearing cute costumes.
I should kill myself soon.

I still think neko ears are totemo kawaii and I just bought a "pearl" cat ear headband that is adorable as heck, I just don't have the balls to wear it out.

Amazon had an anime sale a while back and I bought like... 7 series..

I still read BL manga and love it. I'm so fujoshit and I don't even care.

>zettai ryouiki
>terrible Japanese (used to learn, thinking of picking it up again just so I can converse in ~*~glorious nipponese~*~)
>say 'itai!' when I hurt myself
>get excited when I see/meet japanese people
>same phone case as shiro from no game no life
>dream of opening a maid cafe so I can be kawaii everyday
>building a collection of seifuku
>anime op's and ep's all up in my playlist
>obento erryday for lunch + collection of obento accessories
>manga collection at home
>buy so much crap from Japanese supermarkets just because it's japanese brand food
>prefer japanese products (food, cosmetics, stationary, anything) over Western just because Nippon always has cuter packaging
>want to change my name to something japanese
>one day I will live in japan

>>7815246
anon, you are not alone. I did the same thing, and even had a fling with a guy who was into it. You are not alone.

>>7815246
tbh Nana to Kaoru made me really curious about this kind of thing, but I would definitely want a dom/sub element to it too.

>>7815259
Anon, those are already super common amongst normalfags. Taylor Swift wore them in a music video like two years ago and for months I saw almost every white girl wearing a pair.

I dress himekaji daily and buy Popteen almost every month. My iPod is like 90% J-Pop and I've learned so many aidoru dances. I got my first seifuku a few weeks ago but I'm too nervous to wear it out.

>>7813979
I-I was actually planning on being a bunny maid for Halloween this year to satisfy my intense need to work in a maid cafe.

>>7812758
Same, anon.

I met a fellow weeb at JoAnn's today and we talked about seifuku (I was wearing one, she was an employee) and cosplay and cons.

>My husbando is D from the Vampire Hunter D pocket novels and I'm unable to control my wallet when I see something new from the novels, anime, or art works by Amano.
>I have roll played... it's been ten years and now we're seriously thinking about turning it into a novel.
>I sing along to any language if I know the words or the chorus and most of it is anime related.
>I'm obsessed with all things Dracula. It's really sad, I have three copies and need the delux version because it's black and red and leather bound. For this reason I also really REALLY like Hellsing and have crosplayed as Alucard.

>>7812192
i still write silly self insertion fanfictions where i'm a vampire in fandoms without vampires.

I still roll play with my boyfriend on YIM every fucking day.
I don't rp with anyone else.
I just...It makes me happy. I have dozens of sketchbooks full of bad drawings of characters I have made over the years
>also, san x everything
>animu posters and mecha kits all over our apartment
>I'm working on an elf BJD that is modeled after a RP oc of mine.
>The other one is a lolita
>Anime jewelry all day every day
>seifuku, zettai ryouiki everywhere
>use a bento box for work
>All my stationary is san x, I leave professional notes on fucking rilakkuma shaped paper
I otherwise hide my power level at work but I can't buy boring stationary/pens/ect I just can't.
Oh well. At least I have found the perfect person to be a pathetic dork with.

>>7815209
I heard MaiDreamin is opening a branch in Cali but I stalk their page and haven't seen any progress really.

>>7815331
Oh wow sad they actually deleted the maidreamin usa fb page. Maybe they gave up.

>trying to become more of a normalfag so I can move on from toxic weeb ex-friends
>it's not going as well as I hoped

>still listen to weebshit music while working out
>still buy tons of merch and makes anime/manga-themed crafts
>fantasizes about starting up cosplaying again all the time
>still enjoy Japanese food/cooking
>trying to secretly learn Japanese through a friend taking the actual course for it
>still watching some animus but not nearly as much as I used to, mostly from me just not liking newer shit as much/hoping for better shit while raking through older anime
>running a semi-private blog that's basically venting my inner self from 2007-2008, obnoxious personality and all

>occasionally dream about visiting Japan but not actually moving there for a week and legitimately visiting places other than Akihabara.

I don't really have OCs anymore and reading through this thread makes me miss that so much. I feel like I could sort of remake them but I've already exited the fanfic/RP scene years ago. I kind of want to get into drawing moe blobs and bara more.

>be closet as fck weeb
>80% of my past music downloads have been mainly touhou, anime OSTs, artists' albums that I found from anime and jpop/kpop
>play osu! for 3 years to seek out and find awesome obscure music
>own 5 figs that I stash at the corner of my desk which isn't visible since I don't reveal my power level at all
>watch 200 shows in a span of 3 years and still rising
>start watching some anime live actions and thinking of watching more drama shows from there
>browse/a/ and /jp/
>tfw only 3 of my friends know my true weebself, rest just think I watch anime casually
>literally have Japan on my top bucket list aside from Venice

I really wish I can find more social competent weebs out there that I can befriend. Most are just cringe and don't know how to balance weebtalk from regular conversations. Recently started going to cons and it seems that there are actually some pretty chill people there that seem to be more weeb than me.

>>7815361
You know it's okay to want to visit Japan, right?
You only start hitting weeb levels when you say shit like "I want to MOVE to Japan"

>>7815405
I-I want to move to Japan.

>>7815294
Ooh anon, that outfit is so cute! Source on the bunny ears?

I can't be the only guy here who finds that habits like these

>>7812575
>>7812567
>>7812561
>>7812559

demonstrate a level of sincerity and willingness to acknowledge inner desires that is incredibly attractive. It's just so honest. I fucking love it. If this was ever confided to me I would feel so trusted and loved I wouldn't know what to do.

>tfw just met a short slightly chubby girl at school who has an anime picture as her profile picture on facebook

Pic related.

She wasn't wearing anything that remotely said "I watch anime and self-insert" at school, but she gave me her number and email, said she had a facebook, etc. As soon as I got home and looked her up and saw pics like this one my heart melted.

>I'm too shy to add her right now I'll wait till I see her again

Weeb-ish shit I do is go turbo autist about my feelings and your feelings and how everyone's feelings are so valid and beautiful and watch slice of life animes like Kimi Ni Todoke or Hanasaku Iroha and try to hold back the tears. I hope that counts. I want to feel like I belong somewhere ;_;

>>7815405
Well as much as I'd want to I heard it's tough living out there. I'm a weeb at heart but not a dumb one.

I could always visit 24/7 so that can fill my void over permanently residing there.

>>7815324
Truly great, Anon. I hope you continue to appreciate each other.

>>7815431
My nigga wait until you watch Honey & Clover. Shit hits too hard man ;_;

If only romance antics were somewhat similar to anime, that would be interesting.

I've been trying to stop my weeaboo ways for years
>minor manga collection in my room, read most of it online anyway
>a few meguca figures
>massive box of kawaii stickers I never use
>listen only to anime ops, j/kpop, and game osts
>watch dramas and anime
>want to go to japan one day
>want to start dressing in jfash

I hide my powerlevel really well in public but I have the most fun weebing out with my one fellow weeb friends

>>7815428
Thank you! They're from Candy Fruit.

>>7815242
Yes!!
>take my hand

>zettai ryouki

I don't think this is too weebish, at my old uni girls were way into this shit (myself including). Pretty much everyone there wore grade B during winter.

But I'm one of those ~superior weeaboos~ that are probably worse than real weaboos.
>ironically call characters husbando and waifu
>play otome games
>study japanese literature
>buy kawaii things
>want to teach english in japan
>try to work home after japanese model bc it appeals to my OCD

I envy people who are strong enough to wear seifuku around. I think uniforms are so cute but the sexual connotations make me uncomfortable.

>>7815181
I bought em at AX 2013
I completely forgot em this year cause all the hype and pre-party drinking made me forget
>tfw no kawaii dessoo yaoi catboy to cuddle with

>>7813465
I realize i do some moe or just cute animu girl behaviour at times but ofc no one can see me or they would laugh. Especially if i'm in a "falling in love" mode.

>>7812655
>opting to buy expensive san-x shit for my school supplies instead of going to target like a reasonable college students

Oh god, I know this feel. I really like the Campus notebooks. I almost never use the ones in target any more.

>>7813701
Are you me? I browse /cgl/ regularly and cosplay but here's the weebeist thing I do by far
>dress up in Barry cosplay (Pokemon PT clothes)
>go to class
>nobody really noticies, except one guy whose a fan of Pokemon and he plays along for shits and giggles
>professor says he's going to get coffee
>yell "you'd better not be late or you'll owe me one million dollars" at the top of my lungs
>guy who knows what's up losses it and cracks up
>everybody else is none the wiser
>mfw