/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Better back off my husbano you sandy little cunt

>>7767215
Husbando*
Fucking shit

I had a dream taobao was just a mall and everything was sorted by color and I bought some powder blue fairy kei stuff

I'm a gothic lolita.

>>7767103
I had a dream of scrolling through my facebook photos, and seeing myself in an ita outfit: white-with-floral-pattern OP made with fabric so bad that it was sheer (and let my lavender panties show through), a matching soft bonnet with terrible lace that kept slipping sideways, and bare legs. To boot, the posting dated back to 2006. WHY DID I NOT DELETE THIS, hundreds of people have probably seen this, has there even been an ita before where her panties are showing through the dress itself?!?

I woke up, and remembered that I had never even heard of the fashion in 2006. And I never owned any such dress ever.

I had a dream people on here tracked me down and tried to take away my children because I dared to call someone's lace monster "ita". Imagine a bunch of pissed of Social Services workers in classic lolita trying to yank my children away from me. I'm hiding them and telling them to run. We were always one tiny step ahead of them. Then I was always being sent posts of really bitchy and horrible comments that weren't even mine and I was being told they were mine and it was more fuel for the SS workers. this continued for the whole dream. It was weird as fuck.
I need to get off of here. Lol

>dream that local convention gets Lockshop as a guest/exhibitor
>lolita community is pretty meh about it
>somehow get saddled with showing Choke around the city when no one else wants to do it
>she refuses to stay in the hotel the convention booked for her
>takes over my house the night before the convention starts
>sleeps in my bed, can't get her to leave
>end up sleeping on the couch with my cat

Still can't figure out what the fuck this dream is supposed to mean.

I dreamt I was at a flea market and there was AP jewelery there (like the plastic sweet necklaces). It was glorious and they were underpricing it. Then I woke up...I'm just a lurker and I haven't even into lolita yet.

I dreamed that a bunch of tiny sized (knee height but proper proportioned) lolitas were crowding around me and trying to remove all of my clothes.

The next lolita dream I had, I was shopping and I came across a store that sold secondhand lolita clothes. I was going through everything because there was not a single thing I found and liked in the store. They had like pleather circle skirts and oojia replicas. Finally got to the accessories which actually looked really cute and then I woke up.

Holy shit, finally, a dream thread. I was thinking about starting one of my own.

>dream that i am a brolita
>not even into being a brolita, just a long-time lurker
>wearing op similar to pic related
>white blouse, long sleeves
>matching red shoes, no idea what the fuck they're called
>i look kawaii
>wake up
>wonder if this is my calling

>>7767226
>taobao was just a mall
this sounds wonderful

>>7770178
I get the second hand lolita shop dream a lot too. They always have awesome brand shoes, but I don't have the money for them.

I dreamed that a girl in my comm crashed my class and started selling baby lucky packs for 100$

I had a dream where my dad came back from a business trip to Japan and bought me Antoinette Fleur in mint. I found it lying on the floor of my apartment and he casually walks in and asks if I liked it. That morning I woke up crying tears of disappointment.

I have recurring dreams about finding a brand store in my town (buttfuck nowhere) and all the workers are busy so I can just take whatever I want. I always end up with gigantic piles of clothes but wake up before I get to put them on.

Although I did have one dream that didnt match the above where I was standing in line at the DMV and I turned around and saw that Lovely Lor behind me wearing Melty Chocolate and I gasp and told her she was my lolita idol.

If there is supposed to be a meaning behind dreams I'd like to know wtf that meant.

>>7770207
I had a dream once that a rich Chinese girl bought my boyfriend from his parents. I went to China and lived as a hobo trying to find him.

We ran away together after I got attested for 'kidnapping'. Part of which involved scuba diving "into taobao" which was an actual building under water. Magically nothing was wet so I got a bunch of clothes.

>>7767103

I dreamed that I got the Chess Chocolate Bustier JSK in brown, and as soon as I put it on, my tights turned yellow and giant, chunky plastic neon bows started popping out of my brand new scene haircut.

I woke up so ashamed.

I had a dream that I found out I was pregnant and I started crying because I wouldn't be able to by lolita and figurines if I had a baby.

>>7767215
Husbathroom

>>7770631
Iktf anon iktf

>>7770704
This is hilarious

>be me
>final year of high school, hella stressed studying for exams
>Biology exam coming up, studying cell division and reproduction
>all I want to do is buy lolita and waste time on cgl
>studying before bed
>dream of lolita qt3.14s undergoing mitosis and duplicating into the millions and drowning me
WhatTheEverlovingFuck.jpg

Not lolita related, but con related
>Be selling at an AA
>Arrive at con
>Con won't let me in because I don't have state identification
>My products are already there (?) so I ask for them back since I can't sell at the con
>They won't give them back because they can't confirm my identity
>Start crying
>They let me in because I'm crying
>The interior of the con is like a stereotypical bazaar with tents and rugs everywhere and everything smells like spices and horses
>Find my booth finally
>It's behind a bunch of boxes
>Other artists moved it there because they hate me
>They continually wreck my displays and steal my stuff because I'm a newb and they don't like me
>Not selling anything, can barely keep up with the shenanigans, start crying again
>My boyfriend shows up
>Tells me it's all going to be okay
>Says he's going to make it all better
>WITH HIS DICK

My subconscious was so unable to handle my stress levels about my first AA, it just had me bone my boyfriend instead. I'm not sure how to interpret it.

>>7770704
Pregnancy dreams are weird as fuk.

>Had a dream that the con is tomorrow
>I hadn't even started on my costume
>Oh wait
>It's not a dream
>Fuck me

I had a dream yesterday that I want into a fabric store to buy some materials for a dress, shortly before closing time. When I finally get to the register, I realized I forgot something important, so I ran back, and all around the store, but I couldn't find it. So I gave up and came back, but everyone was gone, and I was trapped inside the store.
I wonder what that means.

>>7767103
>in some store i think it was angelic pretty
>bring sibling along to look
>starts ranting about how lolita is just about nymphets and actual lolita fashion isnt a thing and dumb shit like that.
>get super pissed and embarassed
>why did i bring them oh my god
>gets kicked out finally, god.
>start apologizing to everyone in the store

>>7770891
idk watch your time and dont be slow, get things done faster? something along the lines of that.

>>7770207
dream come true.


>>7770178
fucking oompa loompas.

Not lolita related but animu:
>Bf and me be the cutest and most badass EVA pilots couple. We are super fucking awesome and we love each other too much.
>One day, Rei Ayanami appears, (Rei Ayanami is boyfriend's waifu, he's incredibly obsessed with her). She never talks or does anything, she is just there, but she has a weird charm and vibe. Boyfriend starts acting weird around her, like he is bewitched by her beauty or something.
>Tell him I don't like that, he will always answer "that's not true, you are overreacting, you know I love you"
>Rei still appears sometimes out of the blue and bewitches boyfriend. He is acting more loyal and loving towards her, he will follow her and leave me alone and won't want to go into combat with me anymore.
>I go full yandere. I steal Longinus Spear, tackle Rei, try to stab her with it.
>Boyfriend comes out of nowhere, and he says in a monotone, weird tone "It's OK. Don't kill Rei. I'm with her now. I'm sorry". He helps her up and they leave, I watch them leave as I'm grossly sobbing and begging him to come back.
>Go into Asuka mode and attempt sudoku. Wake up.
I spent the day extremely scared and sad, this nightmare fucked me up so much. I guess it had to do with the bf's extreme obsession with Rei and my extreme fear of losing to 2D girls

>>7770740
>Tells me it's all going to be okay
>Says he's going to make it all better
>WITH HIS DICK

MY BOYFRIEND ACTUALLY SAYS THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME
obviously not when I'm actually sad though

>>7770949
>I guess it had to do with the bf's extreme obsession with Rei and my extreme fear of losing to 2D girls
my bf was obsessed with Kudryavka. Like, he had a ridiculous amount of Kud merch and fapped to her.
I used to have dreams about walking in on them having sex (???) and stuff like that, I also think I'm plain so I felt like I could never compete with perfect animu girls. Doesn't help that there was a big wallscroll of her naked hanging in his room right in front of his bed.
If it bothers you, definitely talk to him about it!

>>7767226
>>7770163
>>7770178
>>7770207
>>7770611
>>7770646
I dream of finding cute little Jfashion shops around my neighbourhood ALL THE TIME, as well as finding burando at thrift stores. Almost every night. And I'm always really upset when I realize it was just a dream.
I need help.

>>7770160
Obviously it means you want Choke in your bed, anon-chan.

>>7770962
I did, and he stopped being so obssesed with Rei and reassured me a bit, so it was a great thing to do. We even started calling each other husbando/waifu. Aish, we used to be so cute...

I'm not even a lolita, but I had this dream once

>Wearing cheap brand the best I can, in the subway, going home
>Subway is crowded with perfect lolitas
>Suddenly, Misako shows up
>She's wearing the worst weeaboo pseudo-harajuko fashion possible
>All lolitas make space for her, but she joins me
>Starts pointing at all of them and calling them ita
>We hold hands and go our way, BFFs
>Other lolitas cry, some jump to the subway's line

It all went better than expected

I have had so many weird lolita related dreams but i can hardly remember any of them. I do remember one where some girls who were terribly ita came into my work, one was wearing pj pants under her dress and i freaked the fuck out and gave her a pair of socks so she would at least have something suitable to put on her legs.

I remember a /cgl/-related dream I had!
Also, context: I had this dream when all the drama with Kotakoti becoming kawaii living dooru aidoru desu was happening and also it was the time when /cgl/ and Curiousbear made a contest for moe girls to become official /cgl/ idol.
>Dream I selfpost in the Curiousbear thread, because why not.
>People answer to my photo with the usual "fatty/ MAN THE HARPOONS/ too skinny feed her sammich/ ugly hoe/etc"
>Somehow, Charms is in the thread and swoons all over me. No kidding, while still in trip posts enough messages for the thread to go on autosage.
>She somehow finds my Skype, I add her, she won't stop telling me how I'm much cuter than Dakota and how I'm actually a living doll and how I have a less shitty personality than Kooter.
>She talks to me all day erryday and decides to make me super cutie idol to compete with Kotakoti.
>With Charms help I become known and popular on /cgl/
>Charms is so all over me that she develops wings and flies to my fucking country just because. We start hanging out.
>One day she tells me "And, princess... Is there a prince... To penetrate your castle?" as she winks.
>WTF BEST PICKUP LINE EVER
>End up dating Charms and becoming better idol than Kotakoti

Crazy SS clasic lolita dreamer here. This was the one of a few anime dreams I've had. I've had many dreams about lolita but I don't remember them.

>side note: not even a hardcore Roy/Ed shipper
>dream I'm Ed going on a vacation to Colorado in the 1960's
>Roy is my vacation buddy because the rest of the group is behind in Central finishing up work
>snowy antics ensue for 80% of the dream (nothing yaoi, more like a buddy comedy)
>night falls and a storm is approaching, we call it a day
>we're in the local lodge and we both have a woman we're chatting up
>he goes back to her cabin and I'm about to go to my woman's cabin
>go outside, storm is worse than expected
>few moments later, we have to evacuate; crazy ass storm is causing avalanches
>Roy is no where to be found
>go off on my own to find him with a rescue team
>see trail of blood in our cabin going outside
>Roy is trying to escape the crazy lady from shooting him
>I shoot her; she dies; I carry Roy to the helicopter before an avalanche hits
>Roy lives due to her missing his heart and the cold slowing his blood flow
>In the hospital; The Supremes are playing on the radio (don't ask)
>we talk about what happened and I blurt out mud sentence I'm starting to feel for him
>We kiss and then I wake up
It was kind of a sweet dream.

>another time
>dream I'm Riza being wined and dined by Roy
>we start fucking in the dream
>IRL I'm making moves on my husband in my sleep so we start sleep fucking
>I wake up a bit and continue fucking
>i almost call him Roy in my sleepy stupor
>avoidedadisaster.png

>>7771053
>One day she tells me "And, princess... Is there a prince... To penetrate your castle?" as she winks.
CONFIRMED FOR PIMP. HOLY HELL THATS SMOOTH LOL

>>7770949
That was hilarious. In a cute way.
Stop being such a pussy and tell that dumbass how you feel.

>>7770990
Well dang.
Ignore >>7771261.

>>7770196
Do it anon, you have my blessing.
>loving cute guys wearing frills

>>7770660
Lol, I'm not gonna lie anon, that's pretty rad.

>>7771064
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHHHHOHOHOHOHOH

i had a dream i was getting married to glasses girl and i was wearing baby's jellyfish op and she was wearing mori for some reason. also mr isobe gave her a wedding gift and it was a plate with hipster glasses on it

>>7767103
I had a dream that I had a ton of money for Brand

Never had a dream about lolita

>ridiculously sick with flu
>high temperature for almost a week
>bizarre fever dreams every night
>first dream, going to Japan with a friend on a grand adventure
>get off of plane and are immediately apprehended by dudes in balaclavas, shouting we're Russian spies
>taken to secret underground lair, constantly protesting that we're not Russians
>arrive at cave full of lolita garments, ask wtf is going on
>guards rip off balaclavas
>it's my family
>SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>my birthday was six months ago, wtf is going on
>THAT'S WHY IT'S A SURPRISE!

>different night, different dream
>in car with Ben Affleck lookalike
>sitting on some house in the burbs
>spies again?!
>some middleaged man in a purple pleather suit comes out and gets into an old VW Beetle
>follow him
>on the way, stop and pick up a Lindsey Lohan lookalike, she forces me into the back seat
>continue following pleather suit guy, even though I'm protesting he saw us
>get to some underpass where there's semis and a bunch of shady dudes with bandanas over their mouths and guns
>start protesting louder, but idiot Ben lookalike tries to join their caravan
>we get caught (duh) and yanked out of the car
>dragged into one of the semi trailers
>living dolls everywhere in giant doll boxes
>Dakota and Venus and that Ken doll dude from the TLC special
>wtf is this?!
>guy in pleather suit comes in, tells us that they've been manufacturing the Living Dolls as a means of distracting people while they take over the world
>peels off his face and is actually Misako Aoki underneath
>asks me if I've always wanted to be kawaii
>strap me onto a table
>wake up right as they're about to start cutting into my face

>>7772825
>my birthday was six months ago, wtf is going on
>THAT'S WHY IT'S A SURPRISE!
Top kek

I've dreamt of finding Decoration Dream, Toy fantasy and Sugary Carnival in trift shops for super cheap a several times alredy. I'm a classic/hime lolita and some rori higher force id trying to drag me into OTT sweet, help

The other one I remember was me and my boyfriend sitting on this very classy looking sofa in a really fancy house that kinda resembled a castle actually? I was wearing the most gorgeous hime coord and he was in kodona. This actually kinda got me into hime more, although meeting up with him dressed like that probably won't happen anytime soon cause we live continents away, sigh

>>7770196
If it is your calling, don't wear that

>>7772342
kek

>>7767103
I recently took my milky planet headbow apart and fixed it up a bit.
Had a dream last night..
>starts with me picking the headbow apart
>somehow gets to me shortening the dress
>mid thigh now
>petticoat hanging out
>can't even hold the petticoat
>why.jpg
woke up feeling like an idiot

I know once I dreamed of having a ridiculously large wardrobe.
Last night I dreamed that I got Jewelry Jelly in 2 different cuts for free.

I dreamed Nicki Minaj and I were twinning in Fantastic Dolly OP in pink.

Which is weird because, though I like Nicki, I'm not a huge, up to date fan.
And also because neither of us would be able to fit in that dress.

We looked cute tho

>>7767103
I dreamt I was at a con in some pink bodyline disaster apparently trying to cosplay Link with peacockfeather smearing eyeliner on my face. It was sharpened badly and hurt.

>>7772825
>asks me is I've always wanted to be kawaii

>>7775946 if* shit

Last night I dreamt my Nameless Poem came in the mail, but when I tried it on it turned out to be too small. It was awful.

>>7775691
The fuck? Her whole facial structure looks different in that photo.
It's like she reversed to age 15 or something