/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7686174
What the actual fuck is going on here? Looks like babbys first drag queen

Also, pic for contributin. It's Anna from Frozen. dem freckles doe

>>7686688

Here's the whole "look".

>>7686688
ASHERBEE

our princess has returned

>>7686688
You'd think after these years she'd actually have improved a little.
What was going through her mind that she thought freckles are lines rather than dots?

>>7686688
At least she plucked the stache.

>>7686174
>>7689250
Great example for how you should never use fake eyelashes.

>>7686174
>tagged with #shotacosplay on instagram
tell me, /cgl/, why are there so many ridiculously bad "cosplays" on instagram

>>7689250
Is she wearing top lashes as bottom lashes? Fuck.
How many pairs are these?
Did she leave the house like this?
So many questions.

>>7689430
more shit contouring

>>7689430
what the fuck is going on with those 'eyebrows'.

>>7689430
>>7689433

Search for abnormallakira to find more.

>>7689451
>>7689430
That sure is abnormal alright.

that nose contour

>>7689931
At the last con I went to I saw so many Makos with that kind of contouring. What gives?

I really hope this was just practice and she didn't walk outside like this.

>>7689971

probably trying to imitate the thick lines of the anime's artstyle and failing horribly.

>>7689971
One person probably did a really bad tutorial and all these kids who don't know better probably think it's good and are passing it around to each other.

>>7690247
Jesus, why do kids do this kind of makeup?! it's hideous!

sherlock, apparently.
contouring ain't gonna fix a fat face.

>>7689430
I thought this was PT from the thumbnail.

honestly if you just serch "anime eye makeup" its full of this bullshit

the fuck even is this

dat eyeliner
such manly
much victorian
wow

>>7689430
>>7689433
>>7689451
If you shade your art with black you end up with a muddy-looking piece. Apparently it also works like that in real life as well.

what's the deal with people not following the contour of the eyes when putting on eyeliner?

>>7690339
it looks like something is sticking out of her eye... send help

>>7690391
makes your eyes look bigger. a lot of people just dont do it well. its hard to pull off.

>>7689250
where do you even get lashes that long....

>>7690385
the queen's watchdoge

>>7690385
And that wig styling is a whole other story. Oh boy

>>7690383
>i went blind and im trying to do make up from memory

>>7690347
I think her face is adorable but clearly not remotely like Benedict Cumberbatch. She should cosplay qt Loki characters, not adult men.

>>7690712
LOLI NOT LOKI
DEFINITELY NOT LOKI
Fuck my phone, man. This is straight-up autocorrect terrorism.

>>7690712
>>7690714
I was trying to figure out WTF you were on. Thank you for the hearty laugh.

>>7690328
pbbbttt i can't get enough of her and how defensive she got over her shit makeup

>>7689451
>>7689430
From the thumbnail it looks like they're wearing a weird mask. Up close it looks like they covered their face in paper mache.

>>7689354
>>Did she leave the house like this?

Yes.

>>7690383
I think this is the look that Melanie Martinez had in her Dollhouse video but without the wig, not sure though?

>>7689250
is it just my monitor or does she have some massive upper lip hair..

>>7690891
oh heavens.

>>7690897
I'm pretty sure Michelle Phan is the one who popularized this bullshit

>>7690985
Yeah I know it was Phan who did the whole ''Miku anime look, so kawaii'' tutorial bullshit. But it really heavily reminds me of Martinez in Dollhouse.

>>7690994
Woops I tried the whole ''Upload a picture without saving it thing'' but I failed miserably, because I can't into internet

can't have a thread without it

>>7690714
I was seriously confused lmao

I just came across this woman's page whilst looking for some makeup reviews. The photos of her skin without makeup is awful, very blotchy and pink. Somehow she makes it worse by applying very thick makeup in a completely different skin tone to her own. The lace makeup is the icing on the disastrous cake.

>>7690288
kids don't know how to check dates on articles or do any sort of research anymore because everything is circulated through bullshit clickbait websites
>"You won't fucking believe these le epic insane fashions that people literally wear!!1oneoneeleven"
>omg ganguro girls they must be all teh rage in nippon!
>original article dated 2005

>>7691157
The only thing I don't like about this is her eyeliner. Everything else is blended well and looks nice.

>>7691157
Bright red doesn't work here, I'd have gone with something much darker. She also needs to work on the eyeliner...but aside from that this is fine. It's very theatrical and the lace is an interesting touch.

>>7691157
dem giant pores

>>7690997
>right click
>"copy image url"
>chose file
>"paste"
>???
>profit

also this thread reminds me of this pbf comic

>>7690891

>>7689931
s-she'd be so cute without those lines on her nose

>>7690288
I kind of like how trashy and overdone it is

>>7690339
blue eyed people always look so fucking weird wearing colour contacts

>>7689451
My god these are awful.

>>7691359
Depends on the contacts, they look fine when the lenses have a fade towards the center instead of a cutout-like pupil hole.

>>7690383
I'm laughing so hard at this

>>7691745
Even this depends on the color. Colors like pink and grey look find with the cut-out where as any red or purple even with fade looks like shit.

>>7691157
>She clearly knows how to blend.
>Can't apply eyeliner for shit.

>>7690738
what are you talking about, anon?
her makeup is ON POINT~

>>7690247
Oh god her blackheads. That's bad nasty.

>>7690385
Dude what

>>7689337
I freakin HATE that white eyeliner thing everyone is doing it's shit it looks like shit. A bit on the waterline is ok,or even a tiny bit under,but not 5 fucking centimeters below your fucking eyes i'm so pissed off when i see that kind of shit

>>7690385
Why

>>7691060
My sides.

I can't fucking apply eyeliner at all,like do i keep my eyes open? closed? They always fucking move when closed and open and the line is so weird like not on the lashes fuck my whole life i'll never be a kawaii cosplayer

>>7692400
One eye open, then the one you're working on closed. Watch more tutorials. Though when you're good enough you can apply with both open. Whatever makes your stroke more steady. And remember to breathe. The more you panic the more your eyes will flicker and freak out. Just pretend your painting.

>>7692416
ilu anon

>>this nose highlight is my new thing!

>>7692466
This would make a drag queen cringe.

>>7692466
>>7692466
>mfw she took out that giant piercing between her eyes
>mfw that piercing left giant, gnarled scars behind

>>7692466
I know it looks bad, but I wish I knew how to apply eyeshadow so clean and crisp. Or what tools she uses. Whenever I try to blend or do anything, it just ends up a big blob.

she also has that weird face where there's not really any noticeable signs of aging, but you know she's late 20s early 30s for some reason.

>>7690997
she's supposed to look bad in this video, its called "Dollhouse" she isnt even tryna be like "this is jfashion"

>>7692496
Less noticeable but she has a monroe scar too.
Not that any of it matters. She's gonna have a lot of scars one day when she finally regrets all of her terrible choices.

>>7689250
how come this girl is "adored" by a lot of people and others are being bullied for doing the same as she does (bad make up and shitty videos) ?

>>7691060
every fucking time

>>7691060
Why would you crop the picture? The Bertle looks just as hilarious. Looks like she belongs in a Medieval painting. Pic related.
God, I can't even find the original, full picture anymore.

>>7692466
Is that a tattoo of a bottle of Jack Daniel's on her chest? Why?

>>7692709
Can't find the original, but here's this.

>>7692756
And this.

>>7692759

>>7692767

>>7692769

I have a fear of showing up in this thread.

I have to start practicing my eye makeup every night. ;_;

>>7692777
some save that Historia

>>7692096
homestuck levi am i right

please tell me im wrong

>>7692709
you are welcome

>>7692654
she's nice and I think she has no drama
that's literally it

>>7690891
lhouraii is my guilty pleasure

>>7692746
edgy

>>7692466
where can I see more of this train wreck
reverse image search gives me nothing

>>7693208
Sorry, wish I could tell you. I saved it when I saw it on my dash a pretty long while ago.

O RLY?

>>7693249
http://laura-aurora.tumblr.com/tagged/faqq/

>these rude as fuck answers

>>7693263
>http://laura-aurora.tumblr.com/tagged/faqq/
I just want to wipe her face with a wet paper towel

>>7692522
>she also has that weird face where there's not really any noticeable signs of aging, but you know she's late 20s early 30s for some reason.

It's because her skin looks really dry. We all complain about being oily, but as least us greasy bitches don't have to worry about this.

>>7692466
aside from the nose highlight i actually find this kind of cute
those tights need to go though

>>7689250
>>7690891
She's an FB friend of mine and I never know what to think of her. Crazy or brave? At least she she seems nice

>>7690891

Oh Lhouraii Li

>has awesome hair
>interesting outfits
>DAT HORRIBL EYE MAKE-UP
>AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS DEM GROSS AS FUCK CLAW NAILS

Why

>>7693299

This reminds me of a show I watched as a kid called The Tribe.

>>7693364
Holy shit.

>>7692777
>my wife Historia
>wife

disgusting.

>>7692709
>>7693151

>>7692466
http://laura-aurora.tumblr.com/tagged/shironuri/

is it still shironuri if most of the nuri isnt shiro?

#shironuri

>>7693151
Can someone just tell me who they are supposed to be? I assumed for the longest time they wre trying to be casual Titans or some Tumblr shit like that.

But now I see soldier costumes. Who the hell are they.

>>7693523
It is but only if the rest if your body's skin is white in exchange.

>>7693544
They're Reiner and Bertholdt. Pic related, they're the two guys in the back.

>>7692625
As soon as she walks through the doors of the nearest laser scar/tattoo removal clinic, the workers will fall to their knees, thanking the gods. They won't have to worry about making rent for years.

I mean, she looks pretty cute now, but it's all going to go to hell in just a few years.

>>7693668
Wait, I take back the "pretty cute" part. It's apparently all shoop and she's one of those touchy bitches who lives in the kitchen even though she can't take any heat.

>>7693691
does she smoke or something? her skin is awful, she looks like 40

>>7693691
I want to make this a meme now.

>>7692466
I hate that I actually don't mind this. I like the different matching textures I just think she should be working on others instead of using herself as the model.

>>7693691
"Dressing this way gives me confidence. I leave the house feeling like a badass and nothing can stand in my way. Own it and no one can use it against you."

>dressing this way ensures I am always the centre of attention LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

>>7693511
I love you

>>7693806
>Own it and no one can use it against you.

>>7692466
She knows her way around a make up brush though. Not gonna lie, pretty impressed even if I'd never wear this sort of look myself

http://laura-aurora.tumblr.com/tagged/me/

From her Elsa make up turorial

>>7691971

nigga looks like a horse with cancer

>>7693760
am I blind? her skin is not bad at all. No it's not perfect, but definitely not bad enough to warrant your claims.
inb4 white knight/are you her

That's hot

>>7693972
Not blind, I was thinking the exact same thing. Her skin looks average/normal to me. Whoever posted that better have the most perfect skin tone, zero blemishes, and the smallest pores on earth to call her skin shitty like that.

>>7693886

>>7691971
>that horrible home cut jrock mullet that looks more like a bathroom bleaching disaster

>>7692496
wheew.... i got a bridge piercing for a while and there's nary a mark left. i got the smallest gauge possible and the biggest end balls possible to make it look all big but she must have gauged the fuck out of that or let it get infected and nasty... i feel bad for her, but that damage is likely her own idiocy. i would never get as many piercings as she has and the ones i have always gotten have been small and simple and professionally done.

girls like this are just gross. :( sorry random tumblrette. you fucked up yourself.

>>7692496
Her ski. probably started to reject it because its a so close to the surface like an eyebrow piercing.

>>7694188
Her skin* fucking acrylic nails make it hard to type.

>>7693263
>http://laura-aurora.tumblr.com/tagged/faqq/
>the first question

Bitch some people want to know how long it takes you because your makeup ain't simple, what fucking part of that annoys you fuck.

>>7694188

I got my navel pierced as a teenager, my skin rejected it pretty damn quick. It does look about the same as her bridge scar, a lot of scar tissue does build up as the piercing migrates. It's less noticeable with brow piercings because there's usually hair there.

>>7694480
Those lips

>>7693288
Is that a man?

>>7696185
Replying to your own post because no one gives a shit.

>>7696984
Oh god these Frozen cosplays are getting worse

>>7690710
Ain't this marzanna or whatever from PULL?

>>7696984
Looks like she's painted herself blue O_o

>>7697690
even worse, if looks like she photoshopped herself blue.
is elza of whatever the fuck her name is supposed to have a gross mole?

>>7697773
no

>>7696278
What?

>>7697687
Yeah but she isn't there anymore since ages.

>>7694361
I bet she keeps it to herself cos others will copy her and she can be the only ~edgy~ girl out there.

>>7690328
I'm so glad someone posted this on here. Her "on pointe" makeup will never not be funny.

>>7697833
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7696984
What the actual fuck? It's so awful.
There's that french girl on my facebook called Aiko Blue Phantomhive or some shit like that,she's shooped to hell and her makeup skills are terrible. Yet she got 2000 followers on her page... is this reality?

>>7697833
I thought she had a crab/claw hand for a minute.

>>7697900
Is that her though...? She really does look like Aiko /Ayko because of the horrible shooping in attempt to hide her ugly face and terribad makeup

>>7696984
She's perfectly recreated the "terrible beginner bjd faceup" look.

>>7698238
It literally looks like she took a fist-full of eyeshadow and just slapped it all over her face.

>>7698244
and she has turds sprouting out of her head

>>7693511
>>7693151
>>7692769
>>7692767
>>7692759
>>7692756
I literally don't understand why someone would contour their face this dramatically?
it looks so awful
(and why is it always SNK/AOT cosplayers?)

>>7698272
In her defense, if she just used a less aggressive color it wouldn't be so bad. Like the way it's applied is alright it's just so DARK

I won't let this thread die.

>>7700159
If this is for Borderlands cosplay, I fail to see the problem.

>>7700166
I think it's for the wolf among us.

>>7700172
is this supposed to be my little pony levi or something

I wish /cgl/ had a spoiler feature for pictures like this.

>>7700531

>>7700531
>>7700533
Vendetta? I think this is pretty cute.
There's something weird going on with her lips but overall it's pretty good.

>>7700568

Yeah, this girl is adorable.

>>7700164
Why would someone think this is okay?

>>7700568
>>7700576
I agree. She's pretty cute.

>>7693151
i'd seen the cropped version of this being used as a reaction image, and just assumed it was a cosplay of an actual Titan

>>7692756
is it just me or

>>7700786
Same. It looks ridiculous in a way only titans can.

>>7700531
>>7700533
her lips are weird but she's pretty cute.
obvious vendetta.

>>7700197
Pensatucky is that you?

>>7693151
jesus fucking christ

>>7693151
The Bernholt actually looks shockingly close to the real thing.

>>7700533
Herpes lips

>>7692756

>>7686688
as a ginger this is an insult to me and my people

>>7690328
I know this is a makeup thread but jesus that wig...

More of op girl. She's so over the top tacky that I actually kinda like looking at her.
Pic related is a really bad look on her though.

>>7692759
>feel_the_pain_in_my_hand__reiner_braun_snk_by_hijikatasan-d6xpfub.jpg

i don't wanna feel it when the pain in your hand looks like period blood

>>7701400
I wonder how much she spends on giltter jfc

>>7691060
Reiner is my absolute favorite character and this is so upsetting every time I saw it in his (or the reibert) tag. I had to block the url after a while.

>>7700580
I like this, and how it matches the art. Maybe not to go out in public, but a neat experiment.

>>7701400
Looks like a cosplay of a Celestial Soul Portrait

>http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/

>>7700580
I don't think this is too bad. With the filter it looks fine and really smooth.

>>7701947
If I was rich as fuck, I would commission one of those to hang over the mantle.

>>7700568
I think she tried to do that stupid fucking "gradient lips" tutorial that was going around a while ago. It doesn't work and looks exactly as shitty as hers. But she's pretty cute.

>>7701947
thank you so much for that link anon. I'm laughing my ass off

>>7701400
She needs a few extra arms to complete the look.

>>7701947

>>7702047
>>7701947
dropped img

>>7701947
The baby looks like professor x lmao.

The worse is that this girl is ""famous"" She deny editing her shit and baleet your comments before rage blocking you if you mention something about it or something negative.
Why are french people like Reito (I saw her selfposting here on the Japan expo thread if i remember well...wonder if she lurks?) and that girl and some other ""famous"" gurls such fucking shit at makeup yet they are "known" for "having a cool makeup"...seriously look at that fucking disaster. It's supposed to be a kawaii fawn makeup ugu

Search "la vie d'une folle" on Facebook to see her page.
and the worse is like everyone is praising how kowaidesu she is (warning,her page is full of XD I'M SO RANDOM AND FAMOUS ALREADY bullshit if you can read french)

>>7702107
Posting another one because cringe. Her page is FULL of that shit yet she got like 6000 followers...how even

>>7701947
I kind of want to see someone cosplay as Princess Serenity and pay to get this done

>>7700203
>big burly male character
>uses mascara and eyeliner
Makes perfect sense.

>>7702107
>>7702116
W-Why would someone think it looks good...

>>7702107
>>7702116
It's so obvious this is you
Stop doing this
And yes, your makeup and editing is terrible

>>7702192
Anon if it was me why would I insult myself,and post myself in a BAD MAKEUP thread of all threads? Besides I can use makeup correctly,unlike this grill thank you very much

>>7702192
Aww, did someone get posted?

>>7700199
i dunno, this looks kind of awesome.
it's like irl JoJo

>>7702288
Not even the worst designed stands are that much of hot messes.

>>7692466
Putting aside the unblended nose highlight, I weirdly like this. If she had clothes and accessories that matched and fit better, she would be unsettling and well freakin done. Also, she should get cyberlocks, tubular crin and dreds in her fall would bring her game up a notch. Just throwing that out there.

>>7702300
maybe, but the improbable colors, the fluo mesh shirt, the weird head accessory and the long eyelashes with a manly shin give me the same feeling

>>7703076
Th-thanks a lot anon, now I'll have nightmares.

>>7703076
Jesus Christ! The rest of the costume seems decent though.

>>7703076
noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posting this chick again.
She's a mess, and calls herself half Japanese/Korean and she lied about being 16-17 at one point
she believes she's a great cosplayer and ugh.
Yes, I might sounds sour, but that's because I'm a terrible person.

>>7703501
She's a terrible person **
I guess I'm also terrible for posting her on 4chan...

>>7703501
it's a shame she can't dress or use make up for shit, she has a really cute face. reminds me a bit of Selena Gomez (nose/mouth area)

just found this on tumblr

the nose tho.... why do people do effects like that? it looks so wrong!

>>7703591
i really hate people who think shaving their brows is cute. seriously, it's ugly and lazy

>>7703591
It bothers me so much when people try to emulate manga effects in real life

It either looks ugly or ridiculous, and if that's the intention, fine, but that does not seem to be the intention here

>>7703598
I'm the opposite, I hate people that don't shave their eyebrows, they always look disgusting close up no matter how well you take care of them.

Personally I don't like the 'bald' look. I pluck to my desired shape, then razor comb them off to leave a stubble and redraw over that, cover with eyeshadow.

HD photos of eyebrows make me want to throw up.

>>7703633
I agree that her drawn on brows are disgusting however.

>>7700203
dirty sanchez

>>7689250
Serving Bianca Del Rio realness.
Except this bitch can't make it look good.

>>7700181
even her cuts look edited jfc

>>7700172
TRICKSTER LEVI XD

>>7693151
from the nose up, the Marco actually looks good. he's such a normal looking character face wise, but they did a decent job except for the mouth area
also missing freckles

>>7692466
I'm kind of into this. Like I love the idea of sci-fi looking make up, and making yourself look like an alien as a fashion choice, but she's just ugly.
The only person I like pulling it off is Iska because she's gorgeous (pic related), but even then it's mainly for photoshoots

>>7703661
man I don't know why but I have feels for that gills makeup. Does this chick have a tumblr or facebook or something I can follow?

>>7703661
Curious now.
What's trickster levi?

>>7703661
I think it's suppose to be Bertholdt not Marco hence no freckles and exaggerated nose.

>>7701947
>http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/
Holy shit this are hilariously awesome. I might have to get one done with my cat or something

>>7703700
Wtf I'm so dumb, I haven't paid attention to SNK in forever

>>7703691
Her name is Iska Ithil, I love her
/iska.ithil
^ facebook

>>7703698
I was making a shitty homestuck joke, because "trickster" mode is when they turn all colourful and annoying

>>7703745
No worries anon. I had to double take for myself since that Reiner is just so cringe worthy it's all I can really see in that picture.

>>7702116
holy shit that is so bad why is there like a mile of black

>>7703661
Why the fuck is this on the bad makeup thread? iska does crazy looks for sure, but they're all pretty well done

>>7703876
>>7703661

>The only person I like pulling it off is Iska because she's gorgeous (pic related), but even then it's mainly for photoshoots

she was posted as a good example

lrn2read

>>7703501
she looks like she could be Japnese/Korean though

>>7703661
>From the nose up
>Praising that creepy-ass eye makeup

>>7703959
Trust me, she isn't.

>>7703959
Really? To me she looks white as hell, maybe Hispanic though. I'm Korean and Vietnamese though, so maybe the Japanese gave her a white look? Asians tend to have different features that I can't quite place my finger on, but I can usually tell if someone is asian or have mixed asian blood. Except for Marcel Nguyen. Never could have guessed that one.

>>7704235
If I remember, she's Italian.
>tfw I sound sour

>>7704235
>>7704258
>>7703959
I should add that her IG says "Japanese Wannabe"

>>7703076
It looks like her eyes are about to pop out or her eye balls are to small for the socket

>>7703591
Who would have guessed, even a Vulcan can have an embarrassing emo little sister?

>>7703591
That lip piercing looks like huge pimpel...

>>7700199
THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE AMONG US

>>7703076
This is what I see.

>>7689337

You think that's bad? try the IG "Visual Kei" tag some time.

>>7690710
Those eyebrows are fucking horrible. WAy too dark and way too thick and cartoonish.

>>7700164
i cant even processes this one
why

>>7693253
That's one meme I haven't seen in a LONG time.

"Clear" from dmmd
9 people liked it on FB but no one commented
I wonder if nobody wanted to mention the eyeliner

>>7705815
>literally put on a white wig and fuck around with makeup
>"Here's my cosplay guys"
no

>>7705862
probably not a complete cosplay, just a makeup/wig test. still shit though.

>>7705815
>that thing
>Clear
I am legitimately upset

>>7705886
daily reminder that Mink is best and Koujackoff is worst

>>7705899
That's a rare opinion you have there

>>7705903
>rare
funny way to spell "superior", anon

>>7705908
Hey, I wasn't disagreeing, I like Mink.

>>7700159
I actually like it when people do their makeup like this when cosplaying characters from games with that style.

Today I accidentally 10 years into the future, and saw PixyTeri's 2024 photobucket.

She still has her poopin face, you'll be glad to know.

>>7703959
How high are you? I want some, must be the good shit.

>>7709199
She's not wearing other makeup though. It's pointless to try to look cartoon-ey with a greasy face.

>>7709833
>>7709835
Looks like she got that Jay Leno chin reduced. But then added a second chin.

To go along with the bad contouring photos. I just don't think it's possible to make such sharp contouring lines look good. Especially around the eyes.. unless it's a Borderlands or similarly styled thing.

In general I'm just tired of weebs following those horrible Japanese cosplay makeup videos.

>>7710022
That doesn't even look like they used makeup. It looks like they used a ballpoint pen.

>>7710022
This just doesn't work on white people faces, if it ever works on any face irl. She probably isn't an ugly Caucasian, but drawn-on Japanesu eyes make her look fucking terrible. Even if she shooped it, it would still be awful.

>>7710022
...are the things on the side of her lips piercings or just giant pustules?

>>7710160
They look like they were drawn on, I'm having difficulty wrapping my head around them myself.

>>7710160
Looks like piercings to me. Possibly spikes? It would explain the weird outlined shapes.

>>7710166
I don't think they're drawn on.

>>7710160
They're delilah piercings

>>7710022
>>7710191
Oh my god this girl. She claims to be half Japanese and is the biggest pathological liar I have ever seen. She has a lot of makeup tutorials on youtube and they are just as awful as these are.

>>7701400
vishnu is that you

>>7710654
Dahlia. you're thinking of Dahlia piercings.

>>7705899
agreed, i wish so many people didnt hate Mink so much.

>>7705815

>"gay pacific rim lolita deer pacific rim herMAN"
I thought maybe it was a joke, but it isn't.

>>7712172
tumblr strikes again

Just saw this on Tumblr in the lolita fashion tag

Protip: If you insist on being your own hand model for the crappy overpriced cabochon shit you're trying to sell on Etsy, learn how to paint your goddamn nails instead of just dipping your entire finger in the bottle.

>>7712337
And then I drop my image like a dumbass

>>7692466
The only thing i like here is the clear/lavender spiky choker, wish i can find it.
>>7700164
>wat is this
>>7700197
She looks so old with all these wrinkles on her forehead....
>>7700199
I kinda like this, he/she looks like an reptialian alien.
>>7703076
She stare into my soul to eat it.

>>7686688
worst part is, this is one of the best pictures of her I've seen

>>7689250
Why did she glue caterpillars to her face

>>7690891
Barbie: Bag-Lady Edition

>>7693886
This makeup would be better for Ursula...

>>7700164
I have seen hell

>>7701166
lol'd

>>7703076
Nightmare fuel for the ages

>>7703515
This

>>7712337
>nail painting worse than my own
All she would have to do to fix it is take a 15-20 minute bath and then rub the extra off. Nope, too much work.

>>7710954
clear is best man

>>7712338
I'm even worse than her at painting my nails. Do you know how easy it is to peel that off? Hell, even a quick hand wash will do the trick. Sometimes, I dont' even.

>>7709835
>>7709833
what the fuuuuuuck the bone structure is exactly the saaaaaaame
seriously did you find an aunt of hers or something?

>>7692466
what the ever living fuck?

>>7691971
ehh is that supposed to be nami from OP? cos I can see it. She looks kinda like the actual artwork har har

>>7691545
eyebrows shit and liner too obvious but compared to the others surprisingly tame

>>7691359
>>7693151
>>7693511
>>7692870
i laughed

>>7690705
that eye-make makes me want to cry

>>7690383
is she trying to cosplay kermit the frog?

>>7690247
oh man those droopy lower lashes why.

>>7693533
needs more black and she'll be a juggalo

>>7693886
drag queen elsa?

>>7696984
that godawful shooping

>>7700199
reminds me of jeff the killer

>>7700197
that skin

>>7700531
her eyes look weird with lenses but otherwise this seems fine to me

>>7701400
oh mama why

>>7702107
her freckles make her look diseased

>>7703501
if she had better make up she would look cute for real. that eye make up makes her face look squashed

>>7714120
That's Cecily Kellog, mom blogger extraordinaire and considering the shit she has done on the internet I would not be surprised if they were related.

>https://web.archive.org/web/20130526064206/http://www.babble.com/mom/dear-internet-troll/

>>7714120
They are like soulmates. She's a pro mommy blogger who shivered through polar vortex 2014 without a furnace because she didn't want to get a real job. And she hands out parenting advice, delightful!

>>7714120
I read that in his voice and now I have to explain to people why I'm cracking up

>>7712338
Those hairy fingers pls

>>7714184
her nose is scary

>>7712338
I know the pain of hairy fingers, but wax/epilate that shit off before you post close up photos of your hands.

>>7703633
This has the disadvantage that you look like absolute shit without makeup.

>>7703501
She's blessed with a cute face so I guess she's going to have followers no matter how unskilled she is. She doesn't look one buit Asian.

>>7698238
First thing I thought of

>>7713911
Try a Cyber Dog for the choker, she works there and says that most things she wears are from there.

>>7698238
can't wait to see a calendar full of this tier makeup