Engrish/funny English phrases in j-fashion

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Anonymous Tue Jul 1 07:55:30 2014 No.7648091 [Reply] [Original]

Engrish/funny English phrases in j-fashion

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 07:56:04 2014 No.7648093 File: 92 KB, 500x667, highclassbastard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7648091

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 08:02:40 2014 No.7648106 File: 61 KB, 426x639, 14_3_5_27_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7648095

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 09:00:25 2014 No.7648158 File: 76 KB, 426x640, 14_2_8_347_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7648106

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 09:03:51 2014 No.7648161 File: 24 KB, 284x465, you want duh blonde like caucasian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The wig colors on the Cyperous website make me giggle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 10:18:15 2014 No.7648244 Once we had a Japanese exchange student who wore a top that said 'just another sexual face' I should have posted a photo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 10:19:22 2014 No.7648248 >>7648244 *have taken a photo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 10:20:39 2014 No.7648250 File: 77 KB, 750x750, T26UFoXj4OXXXXXXXX_!!765213857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7648091 Found this gold the other day on taobao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 10:26:53 2014 No.7648258 File: 87 KB, 480x480, 1388008234408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess it doesn't really count as Engrish but as an asian girl, I don't think I could ever wear something that said that on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 10:33:37 2014 No.7648272 >>7648250 Hahaha! Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY/

Anonymous Tue Jul 1 12:34:38 2014 No.7648439

I don't have it anymore, but I once got a top from Aliexpress and the care tag said "We must all love the world. When you are done with it, please do not leave it in the countryside of the sea." I thought it was pretty cute.

I also have a few screenshots from an Engrish Never Have I Ever app that I downloaded. I'll see if I can find them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 12:36:50 2014 No.7648443 File: 66 KB, 426x639, 14_3_18_22_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The love to a child is a genuine article

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 12:40:14 2014 No.7648453 >>7648093 Even if that's a mistake, I like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 12:43:54 2014 No.7648458 File: 382 KB, 750x750, T2BJW1XBXaXXXXXXXX-84018208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I liked gintama, I would buy this. Maybe I still will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 16:08:47 2014 No.7648818 File: 53 KB, 829x615, aaa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not clothing, but a guy from Super Junior got this tattoo and it cracks me up every time because that shit's permanent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 16:16:40 2014 No.7648838 >>7648258 Don't quote me, but I think this is tshirt hell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 16:18:13 2014 No.7648841 >>7648458 Gintoki please. We all know what you did to Madao during the new year...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 16:19:51 2014 No.7648845 >>7648818 What does prection even mean ? Precious ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 16:23:20 2014 No.7648851 >>7648845 I think it's "direction"? Hilarious, this is what chinese people in America must see all the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 16:24:57 2014 No.7648853 >>7648851 says prection he was going for precious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 22:14:28 2014 No.7649441 >>7648250 I laughed so hard! Taobao is a mine of english tops, hehe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 22:20:11 2014 No.7649454 My husband has a shirt that says "razz my berries with the very popular shaker" and I fucking lose it every single time he goes out in it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 23:04:17 2014 No.7649582 File: 19 KB, 240x320, baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Classic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 23:36:22 2014 No.7649657 >>7649582 my dream everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 1 23:47:52 2014 No.7649693 >>7649582 I adore this so much. BRING IT ON.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 2 00:09:56 2014 No.7649767 >this thread >nobody mentions baby has a shelf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 2 00:38:25 2014 No.7649860 File: 185 KB, 530x532, 4534746575634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I almost bought them, but then I remembered shorts are a bitch to size correctly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 2 00:42:40 2014 No.7649871 File: 26 KB, 278x340, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7649860 Hahaha. This is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 2 01:04:45 2014 No.7649920 >>7648258 >begging this hard for attention

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 2 01:43:28 2014 No.7650002 >>7649860 I would wear this I would wear all of this

ei666shii !otnRSDkuZA Wed Jul 2 01:50:54 2014 No.7650016
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Even though they got the spelling right I loving wearing this shirt due to reactions. Taking pictures with people is super fun because the arrow looks like it's pointing at the person I'm with. I remember one time some lady came up to me and said "I'm praying for you so that you don't go to hell," and she just walked off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 08:16:40 2014 No.7652647 File: 34 KB, 480x640, $_58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 08:25:42 2014 No.7652655 >>7649860 Those are zef as fuck. I want to paint on my shorts now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 08:59:29 2014 No.7652671 File: 64 KB, 650x800, we are not against rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 09:13:39 2014 No.7652680 >>7649860 I need these. I'll buy them. Link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 10:33:00 2014 No.7652745 >>7649860 I WANT IT Anon pls be a cutie and deliver link

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:45:46 2014 No.7652978 >>7652680 >>7652745 Took 2 seconds to google it http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=23831516267

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 13:27:28 2014 No.7653075 >>7648818 "Actions are more precious than words"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 4 15:49:33 2014 No.7655388 >>7652745 >>7652680 Well, I found them about a year ago. I'll dig around and see if they're still on Taobao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 4 15:51:05 2014 No.7655390 >>7655388 >>7652978 Hurf durf, that's what I get for reading. Pretty sure that's the same store I found them on as well

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:47:52 2014 No.7656987 File: 215 KB, 1600x1195, $_57 (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 22:53:56 2014 No.7660618 File: 8 KB, 225x225, aichanwhy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7648091 oh Takahashi Ai...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 23:17:42 2014 No.7660667 >>7648091 >>7648158 >>7650016 What's this style of loose shirt/sweatshirt called? And where do I find moar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 23:32:24 2014 No.7660701 File: 56 KB, 335x216, bampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bampire

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 6 23:55:42 2014 No.7660745 File: 25 KB, 342x311, 1335620271889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can we have this thread without Aya Hirano? >Did you cum twice too? I need a tonguebath!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 00:24:09 2014 No.7660812 File: 287 KB, 377x376, sawg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found this on Taobao a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 00:34:26 2014 No.7660836 I saw a photo of a woman with a shirt that said THERE ARE MANY DOGS I really want it but 1) I couldn't find it 2) it would probably be too small for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 02:16:59 2014 No.7661158 >>7660667 cdjapan carries Super Lovers, Sex Pot Revenge, and Listen Flavor. Right now they are selling summer clothes so I think you'll find some good deals on long sleeved shirts in the clearance section.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 02:20:33 2014 No.7661173 >>7661158 Forgot link http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/products?range.discount_per=&opt.on_discount=1&page=1&term.shop=apparel&order=new

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:01:59 2014 No.7661327 >>7660836 I need that shirt for reasons. Any idea where the picture is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:44:13 2014 No.7661426 File: 64 KB, 600x600, partytime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not quite as engrish as some of these, but one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:58:58 2014 No.7661448 >>7648443 >REAL SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:02:01 2014 No.7661454 File: 77 KB, 300x300, bullshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Candy Stripper has some good stuff, such as the BULLSHIT COLOR BERET

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:03:28 2014 No.7661455 File: 130 KB, 1500x600, jaunty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7661454 Also this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:17:49 2014 No.7661481 I new this lady who bought her daughter a Dora the explorer hat but instead it said "Bora" she said the saleslady had told her thats how its spelled in china hehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:18:20 2014 No.7661482 >>7660618 Im freaking the fuck out man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 06:55:23 2014 No.7661690 File: 23 KB, 300x400, SA84824-1_C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 07:01:08 2014 No.7661699 File: 173 KB, 620x2858, doge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we post general weird/funny/"whyy??" j-fashion clothing too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 07:09:34 2014 No.7661710 File: 34 KB, 345x460, Drop-dead-sweatshirt-female-British-personality-stereoscopic-3D-tiger-head-animal-prints-Harajuku-Rihanna-pullovers-hoodies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7661699

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Mon Jul 7 21:12:50 2014 No.7663303 File: 40 KB, 385x597, anarchy-awkshirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you look closely at h.naoto's stuff, things get questionable?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:41:02 2014 No.7663385 >>7660745 >>7660618 Stock pics are funny enough, but it actually being worn is... amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 22:43:04 2014 No.7663603 >>7661690 Sex Pot Revenge is the brand name, Never Mind the Bollocks is obviously the iconic Sex Pistols album, it's not that odd really. It does kinda read a bit like 'never mind the bollocks harajuku' said in one breath though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 22:59:22 2014 No.7663680 File: 69 KB, 960x731, 10457178_803324659691900_4073861405688946234_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7661699 >So doge >Much Rori

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 20:58:25 2014 No.7666120 >>7663680 That would be really cute without the doge

Anonymous Tue Jul 8 21:42:11 2014 No.7666208

>>7666120
I believe the shop sells a doge-less version. They have 3 listings, a doge one, one with the same dress but chocolate bars at the bottom, and then one that says no print other than polka dots but that listing uses the doge dress as its stock photo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 22:03:15 2014 No.7666264 >>7661710 I almost bought this on Amazon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 00:41:28 2014 No.7666603 >>7666264 There's literally no good reason not to buy it. None whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 06:10:33 2014 No.7667136 >>7660701 I think that was probably an uncorrected typo, considering V is next to B on a QWERTY keyboard. Still hilarious though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 06:12:32 2014 No.7667139 >>7661699 My favourite part of that is that the brand is SWAG

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:54:08 2014 No.7667474 [DELETED]

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>>7667136
Add to that there is no 'v' sound in most east Asian languages and a 'ba' sound is often used as a replacement, it's almost like everything's against them. On the other hand - c'mon guys, if you're mass producing something, at least get one person with a solid command of English to check that shit it over.

But then - ah fuck it, these threads are entertaining as hell and I'm kinda glad you didn't..

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:56:42 2014 No.7667476
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>>7667136
Add to that there is no 'v' sound in most east Asian languages and a 'ba' sound is often used as a replacement, it's almost like everything's against them. On the other hand - c'mon guys, if you're mass producing something, at least get one person with a solid command of English to check that shit over.

But then - ah fuck it, these threads are entertaining as hell and I'm kinda glad you didn't..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:13:52 2014 No.7667497 File: 169 KB, 600x800, 14399028069_8512cf6b7c_c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this gem

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:14:57 2014 No.7667501 File: 220 KB, 600x800, 14392000239_6a5b93f45f_c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7667497

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:25:42 2014 No.7667703 >>7667136 (Un)fortunately it's not on the mass-produced dress, just the one Mana wore in the ad. >>7667497 >>7667501 Hahahah, oh god.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:07:05 2014 No.7667766
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>>7667703
This one, however, definitely ended up on the sold pieces. I have it and I keep wanting to wear it with more Engrish stuff but you don't get a lot of Engrish on boleros or blouses... tights maybe? Bags?
Help me out here, anons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:08:36 2014 No.7667769 File: 2.64 MB, 400x225, 1404513926146.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7667501 >you are adopted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:29:04 2014 No.7667813 >>7667501 I need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:32:16 2014 No.7667825 Not J-fashion, but when I was little I bought a really cute Korean piggy bank and on the side it reads: "Natural life. There are delicious, happy sniffs." I wish I could find the pencil bag... it had a whole poem written in Engrish...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:53:34 2014 No.7668021 >>7660812 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:21:27 2014 No.7668075 >>7652671 Oh god I want that, but wearing it would be suicide for very obvious reasons

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:34:31 2014 No.7668097

>>7668021
It should probably be somewhere around here
>http://forestgirlfans.taobao.com

although for some reason I've looked through all the T-Shirts twice but can't seem to find the shirt. Odd, to say the least. But this Taobao store has lots of very nice clothing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:31:53 2014 No.7668195 >>7663680 I want to buy that dress but I can't find it on the site listed in the watermark. It must be sold out or I can't into taobao correctly.

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Wed Jul 9 18:35:49 2014 No.7668201 File: 414 KB, 1305x1305, hn_cutsew_race.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dat race.

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Wed Jul 9 18:39:17 2014 No.7668208 File: 196 KB, 1304x1305, hn_cutsew_crownprint.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Crowns flying away at any moment." Ok, I'm still waiting, Frill.

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Wed Jul 9 18:43:42 2014 No.7668216 File: 258 KB, 1305x1305, hn_tshirt_fruitprintlace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'The juicy berry that smell that may be sweet does becomes it.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:44:57 2014 No.7668219 >>7667501 >>7667501 FUCKING LOST IT

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Wed Jul 9 18:49:41 2014 No.7668224 File: 291 KB, 1305x1305, pimg_2011041315372205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My head is hurting, Frill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:51:56 2014 No.7668228 >>7668201 Ahahahaa oh wow

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Wed Jul 9 18:55:09 2014 No.7668235 File: 224 KB, 1305x1305, pimg_2012110917101405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7668228 I bring you part 2 of race.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:55:41 2014 No.7668236 File: 113 KB, 640x478, photocurly1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I used to own this one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:56:52 2014 No.7668238 File: 413 KB, 1296x968, photocurly2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back Also it's not Japanese or J-Fashion but my friend sent me a chopsticks set from Korea with a cat on it that reads "I love pussy" It's one of my most treasured posessions

>>	Gloomy !S112HlAgNs Wed Jul 9 19:00:08 2014 No.7668246 File: 280 KB, 1305x1305, pimg_2012062711375004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need to feel clam? Frill recommends 'classical sounds'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:05:09 2014 No.7668258 >>7668235 I can't. This reads like racial supremacist propaganda disguised as lolita fashion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 20:04:44 2014 No.7670722 >>7668238 >chopsticks set from Korea with a cat on it that reads "I love pussy" that's amazing anon, post it anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 20:45:48 2014 No.7670802 I'm so glad I clicked on this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 21:00:43 2014 No.7670836 File: 167 KB, 500x750, tumblr_m7ado2aaiS1qipzzwo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one's an old favorite of mine.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 21:32:21 2014 No.7670879 File: 83 KB, 480x480, 1404701636496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7660618 bigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 21:35:19 2014 No.7670884 >>7661158 >>7661173 They also have a lot on closetchild.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 05:16:21 2014 No.7671636 File: 1.02 MB, 2592x1944, DSC_0206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not in engrish, but it was so absurd I had to buy that little notepad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 05:35:54 2014 No.7671666 File: 58 KB, 500x667, 1835227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 05:40:48 2014 No.7671672 File: 207 KB, 398x398, wtftaobao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 07:34:57 2014 No.7671800 >>7671666 I have a mighty need.

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