/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7402539
wait til nanomachines are invented

It is my dream to be the world's most perfect Kamina.

But I'm a 5' tall skinnyfat girl.

If only I wasn't 20cm too tall and lacking a cute enough face.

>mfw
>;-;

Kamen Rider W. I'm obese, and bodysuit isn't happening anytime this decade.

>>7402539
I feel you, OP.

Sort of related, my dream cosplay is to be Raiden, also from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, but it does not seem like cosplaying him any time soon would be likely.

Why am I 5'6 and female

>I will never be the little girl

>>7402862
;_;

>>7402862
So many little anime girls I've wanted to cosplay but 20 years old, too tall and has too much boob.

>>7402879
At least you're a woman. I'm just a greasy man.

>>7402879
That thing you just said except replace boob with testosterone.

;_;

>will never be HUGE HUGE HUGE enough to be Noi

I would absolutely fucking love to cosplay Jet Black because he's one of my favorite characters ever, but I'm a twenty-something woman.

the only way id get big enough is leaving humanity behind.

and then id be just a big a prick as dio.

>full skeleton
>blonde
>no chest hair
>patchy beard
>too light skinned

Would cosplaying as character from a Greek epic be acceptable or would it make me a fucking faggot?

>>7403214
Both

I understand, OP. I'll never be a sinewy old asian martial arts master.


(didn't stop shyamalan tho)

>>7402919
What's that from?

There are a number of large masculine comics villains I want to cosplay but I'm a female. I decided to just have my way and cosplay as female versions, something I've never done before since I'll properly crossplay typically. Female Darkseid is soon to come and it will be hilarious.

>>7403214
Well almost all of those Greek heroes were technically faggots. Also, why cosplay Achilles? He was a fucking bitch. I wish I was an alpha male so I could cosplay Hector or Diomedes.

>>7403284
I know your feels, I'd love to cosplay Piandao.

>>7403402
Dorohedoro.

>>7403234
Good to know; everyone eitherdoes comic or animu characters
>>7403429
I've always had a little bit of sympathy for Achilles, mostly because he was almost completely invincible
But I agree with you on Diomedes, he was definitely my favorite character, I just don't have any pictures of him that are as good as the ones of Achilles

>>7403435
Triangle Man, is that you?

>>7403534
Nope. I've cosplayed Wang Fire, so I guess that's as close as I'll get to the Master.

>>7403524
Oh Diomedes is my favorite as well. With all the shit wrong with the Troy movie, the worst part was no Diomedes. Is he technically the earliest "berserker" in literature? Diomedes was a bro throughout his stories, too bad he is so easily forgotten.

>>7402919
You're that one anon

waaaaaaaaaaaay beyond what I could pull off

sadly, i'm a teenage girl that's 5 feet tall ;_;

>>7402539
Weirdly enough, my dad looks a bit like Sundowner. He thinks cosplay is hilarious though, and not in a "do it for kicks" way.

>>7403911
Forgot my pic

Strength from BRS. I will never be able to adequately construct those godforsaken arm-thingies without destroying my soul in the process.

i'm a skinny white girl
i just want to be the mightiest man alive ; A;

There are a bunch of characters and games I want to cosplay from, but I can't. I end up cosplaying as girls from games I find OK, 'cause I can't express my true fandom.

Pic related, I love the Uncharted games and would love to cosplay Nathan Drake. But I'm female, have a feminine face, and big boobs and butt. I'd also like to cosplay Cole from Infamous, 47 from Hitman, Hannibal Lecter (from the new series).

I would gladly cosplay as a female character from these things, but the females are minor characters that wouldn't be recognized without their male counterpart.

>>7403914
>>7403911
Fucking awesome, make him do it faggot

>>7402919
>tfw you're big enough but not a grill
[Spoiler] thats my fetish [/spoiler]

>>7404244
I'm female too and I pulled off a pretty decent Nathan. Makeup is really important for the face, if you're able to create some nice stubble and contour your face in the right ways, it will probably look good.
For the boobs and butt, there are binders and simply wear some baggy clothes.
I thought cosplaying Nate and looking convincing was impossible, but it's not. Cole or Hannibal could be harder imo, at least from the hairstyle wise.

>tfw 5'7" chubbyfat female

I will never be centipedragon

being a human is suffering

Nothing is impossible

>>7406632
feel guy?

>>7406632
Killface? Holy shit I want to cosplay Killface now.

>>7406632
>>7406741
>>7406747
It's an Engineer from Prometheus you dumbshits

>>7403682
thanks for reminding me how weird that game was

>>7406741
my sides

implying feel guy is that swole

>>7407301
You clearly don't know /fit/, they're the board with the largest capacity for feels right after /r9k/.

>tfw will never be 6'10" nanomachines, son mode

>Tfw you will never be able to cosplay your waifu with a group of everyone else in qt outfits.
Guess I'll just continue cosplaying a certain popular husbando.

>that Noldorian armor though.....

>mfw I'll never be a milkshake cup.

>tfw i'll never have a sexy female body
not gay though

>>7406632
nothing is impossible if you are high budget Hollywood director

>>7403914
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>7407130
HERE I CUM

>>7402879
I do it regardless of being 20 years old but I have a loli face and can bind pretty well.

>>7410803
i'd propose to you on the spot if i saw you at a convention

I'll never be a screaming giant blue octahedron who can drown a city in my blood.

>Not a 16 foot tall god of war
>No idea how to start making something like this
>A little overweight, but the armor would cover it
>All the other 40K suits I've seen have been bulky as hell, or they've used painter's stilts to make up for the lack of height

I've already got the voice for it, at least in my mind, but I'd have to scale down the armor to human size.

I'd probably have to start with just doing a regular Chaos Marine and work my way up.

>>7412354
40k suits are a fucking pain

>>7402539
I know this feel.
I will never have a mustache fantastic enough to do Gilad Pellaeon.
Nor do I think I will live to the appropriate age.

>>7412920
It's called stage make up . You can do it!

Best Touhou but the biggest pain in the ass to construct for
;_;

>>7413048
>red glass ball
>poster roll plus some permanent marker
>rubber boot to cover with crumpled up newspaper, then paint sloppy grey
>cape with glitter on the inside
done

>>7402539
>you will never be able to light your skull on fire in a safe fashion
Also thanks to the village people and gay parades any tight, leathery police uniform will automatically identify you as a homo now

>>7403914
THROUGH THE RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

>>7413101
OH GOD I'm dying

I might send this to him

Motoko Kusanagi.
short of popping my brain out and putting it in a prosthetic body shit aint happening

My shoulders are way to big to suit her

>>7413064
Just do the next best thing.