/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Fuck yeah MJ thread. I'd love to stick my cock in her shaved armpits. Look at those. They're fucking perfect.

LOOK AT THEM.

>>7350790
>Maryjane thread

At least it's not another "insert cosplayer here" vendetta samefag thread.

More Maryjane

[sniffing intensifies]

>7350806

Sometimes you wish she'd just whip out her futa cock and piss all over you.

Captcha : soiling earlyhit. w/s and bongtokes?

>>7350809

Oh fuck me, my fat dick would fit right in that armpit crevice.

>>7350810

are you going to sakuracon?

i want to stare at you lovingly from a distance

>>7350812

Whip me now, you magnificent, sexy bitch. Make me your fedora-wearing beta slave.

>>7350814
Yeah probably. I want to see all my American friends at least once this season.

Fuck me, she's even perfect in 2D. Waifu~

Hnnnng my birthday twin <3

I don't get it. Why dress a corpse up in costumes? Is this some sort of fetish? Please respect the dead.

>>7350822

Not even the red tide would stop me.

>>7350815

>>7350818
awesome ill see you there
you probably wont see me tho

>>7350823
Nothing would stop me.

>>7350825

let's tag-team mj.

>>7350822
So lewd... My goodness...

>>7350818
>Not going to Fanime to see me
You're a faggot, Emmjay.

>>7350819
Still a bigger deal than you are.

So much samefag in this thread it hurts.

>>7350837

Just less of us to wiggle our cocks in her perfect, shaven armpits.

>>7350840
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>7350843

I can't think of a good yugioh pun, so have some more mj titties.

>>7350846

And here they are?

>>7350848
Oh yeah. Beeg Canadian Tee-Tees. MJ's heaving anime breasts are like massive milky udders that make my cum almost reach the beard on my neck.

>>7350846
perfect breasts <3

>>7350851

>almost

>>7350857

It's cool. I just wish someone had some pr0n of her.

If you two retards want to troll you may consider doing it at an hour where people are actually attending the board.

Also, this isn't 2010. Nobody cares about you anymore. Sorry to break it to you.

>>7350853
I'm a tall man, okay?

vintage mj, anyone?

>>7350859
i still care

>>7350859

Sorry to break it back, but I'd break her legs open like a wishbone on thanksgiving and take her to pound town on the fuck truck.

>>7350859
>>7350863
Breaking is Broken

>>7350865

She can ride my joystick all night long, if that's the reference.

Seriously. I have an arcade fetish. I'd fuck her over a SF3 cabinet any day.

>>7350868

D'aww, thanks MJ.

See you in nine days. ;D

>>7350863
And my favourite white knight of the hour award goes to... The Ghost!

>>7350867

>>7350867
>She can ride my joystick all night long

I thought of this gif.

>>7350876

If she can grab a ceiling fan, this is fine too.

>>7350860
I'd wreck that.

Posting better cosplayers.

>>7350883
Let's give some attention to under-appreciated masterpieces.

>>7350886

This thread is fucked MJ. It's small time compared to your old threads and the massive hate they had for you.
If I went to Sakura con it would legit only be to see you. I decided I shouldn't go though. A problem with the person whom attached themselves to my hip and me needing a healthy amount of space.

>>7350883
>>7350886
>>7350888
Why would you post anything other than Maryjane in a Maryjane thread? Did I fucking stutter or something? The next time I make handjob coupons, I'l be sure you won't get one.

so much tripfaggotry and samefaggotry.

what ever happened to her nudes?
<3

>>7350894

Then I'll have to buy them at full price.

>>7350894
I never fucking got one of those, by the way.

So, is there an orderly queue forming, or is it just a free-for-all?

I hope I get to fuck a sexy part of MJ; I'd like the vagina but I'll settle for ass if someone gets there before me.

btw, when I first saw that drunken dancing as bikini Asuka, I thought MJ was a trap.

>>7350906

I just really want to pump her full of cum >\\\<, I wonder how much she can hold? probably load after load in her ass.

>>7350916
Coupon has expired

maryjane post nudes :)

mj how do you get such perfectly shaven armpits

do you wax

be honest

I can never get my armpits so awesome like you ;_: btw you are always my favorite Asuka forever

Jesus, post nudes already. If you wanna see how much attention 4chan can throw at you, do a porno and post it. You'd at least be relevant again and then you'd have ALL THE LOVE you could ask for. And we'd get to see that ass getting fucked :B

>>7350824
Eww
> that flabby arse
>those gross cracked heels

>>7350959
cracked heels are gross, but that ass is divine.

Get your geriatric face outta here, MJ.

>>7350959
I don't see flab anywhere, jellychan

why do people (on a majority basis it seems) like MJ even though by /cgl/ standards she's skinny fat and looks a bit too old for her Asuka and only does mediocre or simple costumes? Usually anyone else would get berated. But most people seem to like MJ it seems.

Is it because of her personality?

I actually like her but I don't know why, I have to take a step back to see the things that normally would make most seagulls rip a cosplayer like this to shreds.

Just curious... is it maybe something to do with her just being around forever?

>>7350996
Spoiler: it's the same retards samefagging and spamming.

>>7351000
oh yeah I guess that makes sense. How does someone even go about getting whiteknights that stick around for years and years like that?

>>7351003
Probably her friends.

>>7351008
I don't know her, but I'm jealous of her ass. Or any shapely ass in general. I've done years and years of squats, and this square saggy thing only got more muscular and ever so slightly less saggy. I post because jealousy

>>7351025
Hi Maryjane.

>>7351025
If you're doing squats, lunges, leg press, etc, the lower you go, the more it works the glutes.
You might need to drop weight in order to do this, but it's been well worth it, in my experience.

>>7350820
She looks like a crossdresser from A Goofy Movie in 2D. What are you on about

>>7350790
Don't like her. She's got that vapid Traci Hines face going on and looks nothing like a 14 year old.
Also, relating to Asuka enough to cosplay and RP as her probably means you're borderline or mentally ill in some other way.

>>7350935
If I ran a supermarket, I'd let you use an expired coupon for expired goods.

Can somebody explain me the deal behind this chick? While she looks slutty as all fuck and i would give her every inch of the D, is that literally the only appeal since i cant see any other, her cosplays are good but its not like shes dont anything legitimately complicated so you cant even tell if she puts effort in or anything.

So, are these threads just for staring at a slut and wanting her to give you handjobs?

because im ok with that

>>7350790
I never understood why are you embarrass about the video where you dance like nigger

>>7351246
>So, are these threads just for staring at a slut and wanting her to give you handjobs?
you're confusing this with a Jnig thread

>>7351351

Jnig thread? Im afraid im not a regular due to this board being slower than a Georgian second grader.

>>30033689/tg/

#30033689

rip in pieces mary jane... miss u and luv u .......

>>7351246

Regardless of the crazy crack that Maryjane is, her cosplay skills is quite good.

Look up her Asuka cosplay. She was a bit bigger in those days, but geez, sewing that must have been a bitch. Her figure is much better now.

Putting nipples on her Cammy was fucking hilarious.

At first glance, her Poison cosplay might look like another generic, but the details is in the hat.

Also, if you every look at her progress pics, there is fucking attention to detail. Almost trying for perfection.

So unfortunately, the noise that generates around Maryjane dwarfs out the appreciation for her cosplay skills.

(Side note: Maryjane is more interesting than Jnig's derpy schtick. We all know Jnig is only doing it to get her break as an actress.)

>>7351611
hi maryjane

>>7351621

Maryjane can't write coherent English, you fucktard. Any she always replies with Asuka pics.
What are you, stupid?

Why do anime girls always think real life is anime? I'm convinced MJ thinks she actually is Asuka and fantasizes about it.

>>7350836

I'd like to enlighten you to the sobering realisation that the only people who think you're a big deal are social lepers with armpit fetishes who want to cum in your mouth/pussy/ass and nobody actually cares or knows you exist outside of the microcosm of nerd culture cosplay bullshit. You saying "Still a bigger deal than x person" is like anyone on the planet saying "I'm still a bigger deal than you! To my mom."

Please get over yourself.

>>7350860
>2010

>>7350790
I'd love to sniff a line right off the crack of your ass

Never seen a person try so hard to samefag and make themselves into a forced meme. Cosplay narcissism in its rawest form.

I have seen MJ's nudes, which are somehow lost for all time. She has a nice ass but her boobs are weird.

>>7350957
The nudes have been lost for all time, even by MJ herself.

So much samefag. Didn't she get caught selfposting before anyway?

>>7353170
>>7353184
Nah, I've got a few of them. Don't plan on posting them, though.
Small, but definitely not misshapen or anything.
Personally, I'm not a fan of the nipple piercings, though.

>>7353271
Nah that was Derpqueen

>>7350822
If someone is carrying around a riding crop, is it safe to assume they're okay with posing lewd like this?

>>7353334
It's part of the costume.

quick someone post that nightmare fuel danceoff gif from a bygone cringe thread featuring MJ and her nonexistent rhythm

>>7350822
yknow I get that its easy to pose for silly pictures

but

if you're willing to shove your face in someone else's pelvic mound, you're DTF.

>>7350818
See ya there!

>>7351643
>Maryjane can't write coherent English
>Any she always

Hi MaryJane?

>>7350790
She looks 40 here, how can anyone find that attractive? She looks like my beaky nosed aunt.

I'm trying to understand what's going on here and I hope it's mostly samefagging... Does she actually enjoy this sort of attention?

Actually, I was seeing it as a bad thing but I guess some people have exhibitionism fetishes. I'm just curious to know if it's actually her selfposting? If it is, does she actually cater to a fetish niche or is she just really open with her sexuality? (honestly this curiosity feels dumb on here because you can't even necessarily trust a trip, but I can't help but ask!)

>>7354030
she's pretty ugly so I think a lot of the perverted comments on here are meant ironically? Unless cgl just has really low standards.

>>7350996
My best guess is that anyone who appreciates me gets that I'm being facetious when I shitpost.
>>7350950
I was born without armpit hair, problem evaded.
>>7354050
I'm just really open I suppose. I'm also pretty up front about being an attention whore.
>>7354030
>how can anyone find that attractive?
I'm sorry I'm not loli enough for your standards.

>>7354980
Wjat the actual fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z24lzvjCv5o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
0:22 is the best part

>>7355005
LOL

>>7354725
I was born without it too but I have it now :(

>>7350985
yeah, i don't see that overly photoshopped fabric like fold on her waist either.

>>7354980
>I'm poopin! ;D

>>7354725
Oh, so you're like that crazy bitch Eva Braun.

>I'MIM NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR
>J-JUST GET TO KNOW MEEEE

>>7350801
Those are some pretty nice armpits. I don't usually look at the armpits on a woman.

>>7354725
But facetious shitposting is still shitposting.

>>7355038
>It makes me do unChristian things
>Eva Braun is an artificial role I've been playing for the last few months to troll the shit out of you
This person has some weird standards. If she cares that much about being a good Christian, why does she think trolling 4chan is a worthwhile hobby? Go help the downtrodden or something.

MJ have you done something about your feet yet

>>7356366
Does jerking guys off with them count?

>>7350825
>>7350824
>>7350820
>>7350809
>>7350805
whenever I see this cosplay on her I cannot unsee that horrible dance contest video

>>7350848
dat chub
dat man jaw
dem mediocre tits

>>7351611
>her cosplay skills is quite good.
So are your English skills.
>Putting nipples on her Cammy was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, because that has NEVER been done before. Pfft.
>Almost trying for perfection.
Key word there being almost.
She has a decent body but she's a butterface with a shitty attitude and her cosplays are pretty "meh"
I don't understand the hype at all.

>>7355005
IT STILL EXISTS!

>>7356473
considering it's Poison, those are compliments

>trans woman character

>>7356492
>compliments
not at all
Poison doesn't look like a man even if they happen to have a dick crammed in those tiny shorts.
>transwoman
saying a transwoman looks manly is like the most insulting thing you could say to them js

>>7350790
I would fuck you so hard your grandmother's cervix would ache for a week.

>>7350916
coupon saved. By the way MJ when I redeem the coupon I plan on raping you. Conduct yourself accordingly.

>>7354980
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

I'm really not seeing the big deal about this person.

>>7354725
Hi, MJ! I'm your biggest fan! Listen, I have a job offer for you. You're hot and I'm not, and I have a lot of money and you seem like the kind of girl who would rent her butthole out for the right price, so here's my offer: I set a lot of cash on the dresser, then you blow me til I dump a load down your throat. Once I recover, I then proceed to slam your asshole like a porch door in a hurricane to completion. I will record and post audio of the entire event, but no video (dignity, right?). No other interaction required, i.e., no kissing, no talking, no girlfriend shit. I will not stick my wee wee in your hoo ha, although I reserve the right to fingerbang your firecrotch into extinction during the anal shenanigans.
I can make it worth your while. If you're interested, please reply to this message.
I look forward to aggressively scrubbing your previous meal off of my tallywhacket with steel wool. Crom be with you.

>>7356742
Same. I don't understand.

y u do dis?

>>7350822
Damnit, hide your bra padding bitch

>>7354980
>>7355005
Someone PLEASE post the gifs from this. I can't find them

>>7350790

I like her. She was funny and I like her cosplay. Hope to see her again :)

wow is this 2010 /cgl/ again?

>>7350824
her feet im gonna be sick

>>7350852
yes with padding and fake nipples
definitely perfect

>>7356743
You do realize I'm a dude, right?

>>7359390
Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I messaged you because you because you're a female otaku, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Siggy.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a sterotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

if mj had a dick I would suck it like a lollipop

>>7359390
I now double my initial offer.

>>7350822
Oh no it's 2lewd for this early in the morning. I can't deal with what is happening right now.

>>7350959
But...that's the whole appeal!

Trashy = classy, idgaf

Yeah I'd let her take a steaming piss all over me. What hot-blooded man wouldn't?

>>7351611

>Cosplay skills quite good

No they aren't. They're decent but she hasn't actually cosplayed anything harder than a Christian man in a turkish oil wrestling club.