/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7343470
Jesus Christ, I've seen some terrible stuff on etsy but this one is pretty bad, especially for that price.

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>>7343470
wow that price tag. Like if it was $5-$7 bucks maybe, since legos are always pricey, but I feel like they could make something much cuter with this idea

Lolita Style Petticoat super full Skirt in Black Plus Size
$54.00
>"will fit up to a 60" waist~ (stretches fully to 75)"

Ponytail Booty - My Little Pony Inspired Booty Shorts
$40.00

>>7345131
Jesus christ. She looks like a court jester from hell.

Star Wars Space Battle Apron

$60.00

>>7345124
>mfw I'm only 62" tall.

Also, is that seriously the stock photo?

>>7345145
>$60.00
the fuck is up with those prices

>>7345144
There were other photos but that one was the funniest.

>>7345131
Fun fact: there's a whole set of MLP inspired pony tail buttplugs called Reignbow tails or something. Shiny hair as fuck.

Clockwork Gothic Lolita Steampunk Gear Skirt
$45.00

Lavender rainbow dress iridescent flamboyant pride rave party Swarovski XL

$150.00

>>7345124
Everything about this picture, eugh

>>7345167
One more from the same seller because dear god...
It's like some horrible mash-up of Jem and 80s magical girl anime.

BUTT BOW Red LEATHER

$82.76

>>7345124
>60" waist

Maybe you should just kill yourself.

>>7345131
neigh

SALE Black and White Lace Choker - Steampunk Goth Lolita Upcycled vintage white lace 'Governess'
$84.39

>$84.39
>SALE

Wow, red-hot bargain there, get it before it's gone!

>>7345167
>>7345173
Looks like a 30 year old man

>>7345229
Jesus, what could possibly make this person think this would be worth that much, even if it didn't look like absolute garbage? I just do not understand what goes through the minds of etsy sellers.

>>7345160
>owning a dressmaker dummy
>not owning an iron
>owning a dressmaker dummy
>to display and try to sell a fucking elastic waistband skirt
Could they have washed that poor shirt in hotter water?

>>7345247
30 year old? I think you mean 40.

>>7345173
>>7345167
What sucks is that these are actually constructed pretty well.

>>7345131
With that ratty ass tail hair. Could at least get better hair and maybe try to curl it like toy ponies tails are.

>>7345167
This looks fucking ugly. I wouldn't even pay $5 for this much less $150.
And people really should get attractive models. There's a reason places hire attractive people to model their clothing. Because people are less likely to buy something modeled on an unattractive person.

>>7345124
nevermind the ridicukous price, would petticoat even do anything if you're that fat

>>7345588
*ridiculous

>>7345162
Shit, you're not kidding. I just googled that.

>>7345145
Cute for maybe $25-$30 tops.

>>7345790
That hurts my childhood so much

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>>7345160
i really want to iron that so badly.

This stuff gives me physical pain.
All their models look like they got them from the crackwhore stock department or smth, jesus.

Also that frizz hanging off the pony's tail.
Also dat everything
Also PHOTOSHOP PLEASE

>captcha: tyrannical instnct

>>7346145
I'd imagine most of these "models" are just the shop owners and/or their friends.

>>7345131
> modelling booty shorts on a person with no ass

just found this
>$10 for a shitty wire heart

>>7345145
Would've chosen another color for the pockets and ruffles. Definitely not worth $60

>>7347764
Wow, where do people get off thinking they can sell this shit?

>>7345167
I think that one is relly cute, and miss alphabet has some really cute stuff but

>don't model shit yourself, I see your face and I go "ugh, that wore this? I don't want to touch it"

>your prices, oh god, your prices. I can get brand for that much, don't fucking overprice you hag

Pic dump; they speak for themselves.

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>>7349007
The concept of these is pretty cute, but not for that price and certainly not if they've been on those ugly bitches.

>>7349018
Yeah but for that price, you could idealistically get 2 of the official Bandai sets.

Also posting them as a set, because it's funnier that way.

>>7349008
I don't understand what is going on here
how can she have that much fat content in her legs, arms and belly yet still have her ribs poke out like that?

>>7349028

flared ribs, I have it too

>>7349028
She's sucking in that tummy as much as she can, that's why her ribs are visible

You will see this in your sleep tonight.

>>7349055
>that file name
It looks like senpai already did.

>>7349050
no
no
NO

>>7349036
This reminds me of milanoo.

I wonder if milanoo has infected etsy yet...

>>7349066
>originial

>>7349071
>sumi-e
>implying that's even close
all of my rage.

>>7349028
Sucking in their breath

>>7349066
You have got to be kidding me...

>>7349047
That's sort of cute.

>>7349070
Trunks was my first hetero 2D crush and this hurts.

>>7349081
Jesus, they didn't even try to hide that.

>>7349096
This looks like a literal baby doll's outfit, mixed with Lisa Frank wannabe motifs.

>>7349071
>>7349081
I think they just think 'oh I will give it a try, maybe someone will buy my crap'
....
Right? They can't be serious.

>>7349000
This isn't even finished though?
And it's a chibi???
800 dollars for a chibi????????

Please tell me this never sold.

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>>7349060
can you even put your arms in those sleeves???

>>7349071
>It isn't too bad, just nothing special
>Sees price

>>7345247
BUT ITS HANDMADE!!1!!!1!!1!1111111

>>7349045
>Victorian
?????????????

>>7345801
>cute
>rickrack

fuck you

>>7349340

>>7349071
>Smart girl from anime
>Clearly Anri Sonohara

Shit, it would be okay f they'd priced it at maybe $10 or something, but holy hell.

>>7349070
Why do you always see this, people using oil paint for their shitty traced animu paintings. Who the hell has the money to waste oil paint on doing that kind of bullshit.

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>>7349344
Most people who say oil paints don't actually use oil paints they use acrylics or acrylic gouche and then spray it with a gloss coat. I don't know if they think it's oil paints of if they're just trying to lie and say it's oil.

>>7349352
Let's be honest, if they used actual oil paint they'd shit themselves and it would look even worse.

>>7349048
Poses like that just SCREAM "I can't draw hands and I don't wanna learn how to!" Although a shitty pose seems to be the least of the problems here.

>>7349057
>feedback: 781 reviews

fuck this gay earth

>>7349351

>>7349359
Pretty much. My step grandmother teaches landscape oil painting classes, and I took one when I was first starting out and the whole time I was just like "Oh god give me my acrylics back please! this is too hardcore for me!" Given I was 15 at the time and these people are probably early 20s.

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>>7349032
it took me a while to realise that no, these girls aren't bruised to shit, it's the god awful photoshop brush the idiot photographer covered their pictures in.

>>7349028
Large ribcage and being skinnyfat. I look partially like her, unfortunately.

>>7345167
>>7345173
Is this the same chick who married that bowl cut Peter Pan guy??

>>7345167
Man fuck I actually want one of this
Could i get a discount because i'm not that fucking huge

Sailor Moon manga tiara

>>7345247
Definitely 40+, I have a lot of friends in their 30's and they don't look THAT old.

>>7349066
>has seen this before
Oh yeah, traced.

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>>7345167
>>7345173
She looks like a run down trucker stop waitress in her 40s/50s.

>>7349008
I'm so incredibly puzzled by this girls body type more than the shitty costume. Her ribs are very visible but she's chubby everywhere else.

>>7349055
>>7349043
Their painting skills aren't actually terrible. They just can't do anime for shit

>>7354936
It's called "sucking in" anon. As long as you're not morbidly obese, your ribs will show.

>>7349085
I wish this was just a black x white maid dress. It's actually constructed well.

>>7349047
She has so many reviews...

>>7349050
My favorite is that the photo is even motion blurred. They couldn't bother to get a good photo.

>>7349085
This will probably sell. Decent price and decent construction. Just ita and terrible colors.

>>7349060
So is this a giraffe neck warmer orrrr

>>7349027
dat butterface

>>7349340
> sees thumbnail
> come on it doesn't look that b-
> clicks
> eeeeeeew

>>7354936
Flared ribs. I have them too. They show more when I'm sucking in, obviously, but they protrude even when i'm not.

>>7351110
A-are you referring to the people behind that pixyland.org website?
God, makes me cringe.

>>7355114
I think it's just a bad smile

>>7349039
Looks like a SM costume for a Mormon

>>7349344
Student grade oils aren't really that expensive, either. These may have been from a class.

>>7349057
> 781 reviews.

Shit, man. Maybe I should make a bunch of shitty weeb kimono dresses. It must be a goldmine!

>>7346135
holy shit that's creepy O.O

>>7349344
Its almost definitely art school kids who already have the oils. My cousin does this shit. He also reads those "how to draw anime" books and copies the drawngs exactly for his assignments.

>>7354303
>tiara
> puts in in manequin's neck

I hate when people do this. Buy a fucking foam head!

>>7360881
>O.O
You must be 18 years or older to post here.


Now you too can wear a rainbow parachute!

>>7345131
I'm a derby girl and I have decided I need this for my boutfit.

>>7349043
that fucking title tho

>>7349047
this is cute but she cannot sell a pile of sugar for that much are you kidding me

also the groom looks like Dracula

>>7349096
I really want to buy that fur fabric tho

>>7349014
Mars' purple butt bow bothers me more than anything. Holy shit you couldn't take five seconds to pull up a pic of her and you want 120 bucks for that?

>>7349057
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>>7349085
Fuck it makes me so fucking made that Sky Creations has any buyers, let alone nearly 800. Stop it itas! You're only encouraging it!
>>7361229
Nice shoot location. Very "Hairspray".

>>7361365
I don't know but it makes me chuckle that you are using the reaction pic I screen capped a few weeks ago.

>>7349034
I looked this up, and I definitely have this. I've only noticed it in the last year and a half because I lost a bunch of weight, but my ribs stick out way more than is appropriate for my weight. This explains so much.
I don't have it nearly as bad as that girl, though... yeesh...

>>7349027
This is the very definition of skinnyfat.

>>7355087
>They couldn't bother to get a good photo.
Anon I don't think you understand
>Free shipping Lifesive complete living BJD doll kigurumi costume
>living

>>7349027
Did not even know there was such a thing, do you have any info? Any time I search for sailor moon swimsuit or what have you, I only get other kinds of merch

>>7361109
I hope he's failing, surely no art school actually would accept that?
Also, pics.

>>7347764
I think what worries me the most is that 16 people favorited that.

>>7349008
dat obvious sucking in

>type in lolita
>sort by highest price
oh god
store is DKAG

>>7361299
cake toppers are usually made of resin or clay or something, not sugar.

>>7349000
now this posses me off. That fucking price for unfinished middle school grade trash. What pretentious autist was behind this?!

>>7365716
The name of the shops in the pic, anon

Looked at the sold orders and multiple people have bought this. UUUGHH

>>7367368
Duchesse satin then 'fusing', wtf. Where's the Coutil? This is poop, you'd find better at the Halloween store for $50

>>7349052
>lady selling mail-order fitted shirts
>plus-size clothing, possibly the hardest to get to fit properly
>who can't even sew clothes to fit her own body

>>7349081
Haha the blatant Haruhi tracing.

>>7349043
I care nothing for FMA but I feel like these are actually pretty good and I'm sure some 17 year-old with an allowance will give them a good home. I ain't even horrified.

>>7367379
Those shoes are only good(and charming to the right people) if the 17 year old you're referring to is the person who made this.

>>7349007
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>>7349027
>>7349032

If she actually made these, including the white bra part, I'm actually pretty impressed and think she'd a baller to commission for a Kill la Kill costume or the like.

But... her models are styled and posed terribly, the "kawaii" photo frame stuff makes the pictures look dirty, and it's waaay overpriced.

...I kinda want one though.

>>7349055

This person actually has a modicum of artistic talent. Once they get out of the weeaboo phase, they could be someone who does cool stuff.

>>7354303

>hey that's not too bad
>clicks on photo
>JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A HOT FUCKING MESS

>>7349055
All they need to change is the eyes and suddenly they become reasonable purchases. Does this person have other anime stuff or a are they just trying to make a profit off us chinese porn cartoon lovers?

>>7343470
Does anyone else feel like this would just pinch and pull at your skin all the time?

>>7367423
My money is on reasonably talented youth that needs guidance and practice is painting things they like rather than someone trying to cash in on Chinese cartoon fans.

>>7367368
Oh that's pretty decent-
>>$400
NOPE

>>7349110
the fabric is cute

People actually buy this stuff? I could get rich selling absolute garbage to idiots?

>>7349344
>>7349070
Honestly, I doubt this was even painted at all. It doesn't look like it was.
I'd say he just blew it up and printed it, glued it to a canvas, and sprayed it with gloss.

>>7368545
I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a bigbird cosplay

>>7368657
I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't.

These things hurt because I'm too harsh on myself to complete commissions/paintings, but these guys have the...nerve to put traced shit up and demand THAT MUCH for it?


I dont know if I should be mad at their stupidity or jealous of their ignorance