/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

There's already a thread. It's on autosage but it's better than starting a new one.

>>7260242

http://www.stream2watch.me/live-tv/tlc-live-stream

For non-cable seagulls.

Starting with Ken.

>>7273453

This is for reactions and comments to the episode as it airs. The other thread is pre-episode drama.

I watched earlier during the first air.
The stream2watch website wasn`t working for me so I was on this:
http://www.ilive.to/view/38765/watch-live-TLC-streaming-channel-for-free

Just in case it doesn`t work for other seagulls.

plastic surgery = personality, according to mom

NOW FOR EMILY

>>7273458
But it aired an hour ago and that other thread was stickied for the viewing. You're just making an extra thread for the rerun.

>>7273458
It already aired 2 hours ago.
This is a rerun.

>>7273465
>>7273467

Sorry guys! Couldn't find the thread, so I thought this was the first run.

Lol as famous as Britney Spears, ok

>>7273472
No prob, have fun watching it anon.

is it true?
can makeup make me look like venis?

...Is the TLC theme playing during Margaret's interview the menu theme for the Sims 2?

>>7273472
This isn't the first run? Whoops, I'm behind, too.

I've never seen Venus's mom before. Wow creepy.

>>7273512
Oho, just wait.

Somebody got a watch-online link, not live?
As for normal load and watch online videos, not streaming. Conection is being an asshole

Shout out to the doll guy for knowing how to save his money.

this shit is so painfully staged

>>7273520
having same issue

>>7273520
Also having this issue. I wonder how long till someone posts it on youtube.

>>7273524
Well, he used to be poor, he ought to really
When I lived in my home country we were incredibly poor and it makes you into a gigantic cheapskate and really greedy.
You see every little pebble on the road as something that "you can use for x and save money!" so you start stocking up on useless shit and hoarding junk.

Awww missed the first part... Anything juicy?

Man, trying to watch the rerun but none of the streams are workin' for me.

>>7273539

Ken can't draw, Emily has a pig stall for a room, and Venus isn't too terrible.

>>7273561
Yeah, surprisingly Venus wasn't that bad. Probably because we had to compare her to the other two.

streams arent working

WTF is she wearing for those job interviews? Wasn't she supposed to be a lolita? Why would anyone go about applying for jobs in an outfit that short with fishnet thigh highs? She must have been instructed to wear the most ridiculous outfit.

Anyways, Venus seems absolutely tame in comparison to these two.

>>7273539
plastic gay Ken sucks sugar daddy wieners for surgery money

immature 'doll' wears wig and bloomers to job interviews

Venus being Venus

Someone needs to make an actual video, these streams are awful...at least for me.

>>7273537

>This is who I am

I think this is all brilliant because TLC really fooled all of you small brained idiots. This was clearly all staged. From the tea party to the fucking job interviews, it's clear that they decided to have her go out and be as fucking weird as possible.
That's what tv does.

>>7273610
no shit

>>7273610
>TEEHEE THEY SURE FOOLED YOU
We know it was staged.
We were watching for fun.

>>7273610

I didn't even watch it, but do you really think we don't know reality tv is staged.

We may be petty and asinine, but we're not so unbearably ignorant.

Venus in braids is adorable.

Now I want her to dress in a traditional Swiss dress.

Momma Angelic rocking her dreads

I wish they wouldn't call it dolly. I realize that the show is all staged and that they're off to make it look as creepy as possible, but I just dislike the term 'dolly' in exchange for lolita.

Venus seems really sweet and down to earth, all things considered. She's come to terms with what her life is and how people see her.

>>7273502
YES. ive heard other shows use it too and it always catches my ear

This girl is GORGEOUS why would she ruin her face?

Something about Venus meeting her fans had me grinning ear to ear.

I feel terrible for Emily's family. She was just so angry and defensive during the family dinner, despite their love.

Does Venus actually sleep in that kigu?

Why do everyone's teeth look so...brown-ish?

>>7273454
Is this actually working for anyone? For me the video is unbearably slow and the audio continues without it

MARGARET WHAT THE FUCK

It's on for me now on tv neat
Streams wern't working so well

>>7273655

Hopefully someone gets it onto Youtube.

>>7273633
I prefer it
lolita literally brings up porn on google search
I'd rather call myself a doll

Just came on at 9:00pm here in CA. This poor boy...

>>7273610
We all know it was staged. Doesn't lessen how awkward it all is and how ridiculous they looked doing it.

The next episode on is about a lady who likes fetish pony play.
Oh gosh.

Polite sage.

does anyone have a stream or something that actually works?

>>7273646
Kigu's are so uncomfortable to sleep in ughh

>>7273645
it was staged, they already knew she wore that, and she admitted that it was

they needed drama on the show

>>7273692
you probably got a shitty knockoff then

>>7273581
this

Shit. I saw the OP image and thought OP meant Tamako Market S2 was starting.

>>7273692
are you kidding? they're the best!

>>7273695
It's fucking ridiculous that some of the girls that got filmed are feigning outrage at TLC for being on the show, too.

>Ugh this is so terrible to our hobby please watch the show tonight tee hee

Man I totally missed seeing this completely. And it seems it won't be coming on at all tomorrow. Hope someone uploads it online. Really curious to see it now.

Venus is more of a lolita than stupid Emily, I found her facebook and she literally has no lolita. She only sometimes models for Dolldelight and the rest of the time she is wearing slutty cosplay. How can she have such low self esteem when all her pictures are of her fucking tits.

does anyone have a video of this? I wanna watch it but i can't find anything posted yet

>>7273855
Most girls that camwhore do it specifically because they have low self-esteem. Getting people to provide validation is their pick-me-up, because they feel that they have very little value otherwise.

things that irked me in this emisode

~venus accent
~venus' mother
~how staged the "confrontations" were
~how Emily wears bloomers in job interviews (thanks reality TV)
~"OH EM GEE I WON TE MODEL CONTEST" when the filming happened post-contest and she had been talking with mr yan for ages about being a model anyways

>>7273855
She only recently hopped on the living doll bandwagon. She was into the pastel goth/gothic wagon 9+ months ago. She's just another trend hopper for the sake of acquiring more followers.

>tfw you're one of the anons who missed it
Guess a video will eventually show up some time anyway. One site I know of only has the pony one listed, but no links for it either yet.

>>7273878
I missed it too anon-kun
Hopefully it'll be up soon, I really want to watch it

>>7273502
lol they also play one of the songs from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia during the teaparty.

>>7273855
>lolita
The show is about "living dolls"

>>7273880
TPB posted S05E01 and 02 almost an hour ago

>>7273855
Also apparently models lingerie. Her other other persona? Megan Bright. You can see on Facebook too.
http://m.modelmayhem.com/3202549

>>7273692
I was told you're actually not supposed to sleep in them.

>>7273956
I think they're the pony play/drinking paint and twin/mattress eater episodes, because those are the two episodes uploaded to every site I know right now.

>>7273960
Oh, nevermind, just checked. I'll download the episode and post it to the websites.

>>7273959
why not?

torrent anyone?
http://pirateshit.com/torrent/9424133/My.Strange.Addiction.S05.Special.Im.a.Living.Doll.480p.HDTV.x264

Can someone take some screen shots? What I really want to see is: Venus being an idiot and Margaret's dreadlocks.

http://www.thewrap.com/strange-addiction-exposes-living-dolls-venus-natural-exclusive-video/

>>7273958
Fuck that bitch with something hard and sandpapery.
at least the secrets will be delicious this week.

>>7273855
wow so
"I have been obsessed with lolita fashion for a year!! " plus it being just a side hobby yet agreeing to represent lolita fashion?
simply.
attention.
whore.

>>7273871
and so she believes she is excellent television material?

>>7273450
http://www.putlocker.com/file/6FE10F555B589AE2#

I am riving dorr

>>7274014
blessed be the name of the most high anon

I rook natrurry rike dis(Wenus Dorr)

I want to be famous like Britney Spears!

>>7274018
She starts to look more like her mother.

>>7274019
I think I'm starting to see the onset of wrinkles. What is she (or rather, her mother) going to do when she starts to show some age? She's starting to show some age...

Also wtf is with her fans? How can people honestly aspire to her? I don't understand their mentality.

>>7273998
Seed you bitches!

>>7274014
Thanks

>Emily going job hunting in her "dolly clothes"
>Feels shy and demure but gives her more confidence, hopefully this will get her a job
>Wearing bloomers and socks that may be considered to be sexually suggestive
What the fuck

>>7274023

>>7274029
where?
anyway she still looks as babyish as shirley temple no doubt.
i wonder the same tho. maybe she'll go lose weight (not that she needs it) and become a non-doll style model. theres literally no other thing thatd fit on her resume.

>>7274014
Thank you for this.

That guy, honestly he should have gone for trying to be a woman instead, because even before surgery his face looked way feminine. Almost freaking looking for a guy feminine.

Those doll guy and his friends all have horrible lisps. What the fuck man. Also I almost died laughing when Emily went out looking for a job like that at a garage. The way those guys looked at her was killing me.

I wonder if they went with Emily and her friend to some tea party and did the voice over with 'how far are you willing to go to be a living doll' because that doesn't sound like something Lolitas would accept at a tea party.

Holy shit, someone put it on youtube already.

Just in case you guys didn't know, it's up on the pirate bay.

I think it's hilarious how Venus gave me the least second hand embarrassment. Emily was just so bad, oh my god. She's so self absorbed and such an attention whore. And her fucking sweet family had to deal with her rudeness.
>I've only been into the living doll lifestyle for a little over a year
>trying to talk like an ~*elegant doll~*
>leg avenue stockings
>lacing a corset wrong
>using all the vocabulary she knows in a single sentence
>THIS IS WHO I AM YOU GUYS
Jesus Christ, just stop. She's such a fucking headache trying to make it seem like her family is torn apart by the way she dresses when in reality they're upset that she puts herself down. I really feel for them. Can you imagine having a person like that at all your family gatherings?

>>7274232
Her room looks like shit though
I always found it funny how all these ~kawaii rorita dorru~ girls pretend to be 'real princesses/dolls' but their rooms look like shit

I feel slightly ashamed in admitting that the Ken guy looks like one of Dmitrys' characters in the face.

Made the episode a little more horrifying.

>>7274250
If you didn't realize he's also a male escort

>>7274115
Its a staged teaparty. Like you have Dolldelight there, and someone posted a cap of Emily asking her to help do a teaparty for the show.

>>7274018
I couldn't help but notice how yellow her teeth were during this clip... Maybe it's just the lighting, but I find it funny that she puts so much effort into her appearance but fails to realize that her teeth need whitening.

>>7274304
I wonder if this is somehow related to her appearance.
Like for having such a fat face but still being slim being some sort of vitamin deficiency which gives her bad teeth and bad smelling clothes

>>7274304
>>7274311
I don't know, I think her teeth look pretty normal to me, it's just uncommon to see non-white teeth on television. And I think her fat face is probably partly due to her young age.

>>7274048
oh god, i split my tea on the screan. i love you anon.

Only 5 minutes through, I don't think I can bear to watch the whole thing.

>>7274304
her teeth are perfectly normal.
I guess you're from the US and used to seeing creepy paper white flouride teeth

>>7274304
Teeth whitening isn't good for you. Bones aren't naturally beach white, that's the actual colour of normal, healthy teeth. It's just that when she puts her makeup on her skin is so light that it makes her teeth look way too yellow besides it.

Fuck my life.

My mom sent me an email about this. It pretty much said she's concerned I'll end up obsessed with looking like a doll if I keep wearing lolita. And she was asking me if I am bulimic now since I guess she thinks Venus looks bulimic or something.

Ugh, mom no! Just go back to bed.

>>7273692
What? They're really comfy. I use them to sleep in all the time.

>>7274014
Thank you.

post reaction posts please.

>>7274018
Her teeth look fine to me. Not yellow-ish at all!
But damn, I'm way older than her and I look younger than her.

I feel so embarrassed for that Emily girl, what a tool.

offline link please?

avg twitter responses

most are just "nightmares" "Weirdos" "Im watching this show"

>>7274382
has your mother seen a bilimic person before

had to make this gif because her fucking FACE

>>7274304
Teeth whitening on under 18s is illegal in the UK

>>7274304
They're normal teeth. You're probably used to seeing fake/bleached teeth on TV- the Ken guy had them.

>>7274418
Bitches be jelly.

>>7274441
She probably thought that because of the whole puffy cheeks on a normal-sized body deal Venus has going on.

>>7273450
"japanese doll clothing line"
bodyline.
wat.
it's bloody chinese /clothing line/! aka cheap clothes.

>>7274418
>dat first tweet

Fuck, guys. This sucks. Now anyone who's seen this show will think our meets are living doll tea parties.
I actually hope strangers come up and ask whether we're like that now, so that we have a chance to deny it.

>>7273450
holy fuck, now I see Margaret in her daughter's dress. wat wat wat wat

>>7274453
Two fingers out instead of just the pinky? Look at all that fucking class.

>>7274521
Yup... Ohboyherewego.jpg

I'm just flabbergasted at how some people here think Venus looks "old" and "fat"
Has no one ever seen a Shirley Temple movie? God damn.

>>7274523
also, Venus and Margaret reaction... that is so fake. what about "Mr. Yan is family's friend" damn it, they are liars

>>7274232
Did you notice her carpet? Its fucking gross.... She needs to take the cat hair out of it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bL-o4JNNZc Venus uploaded it herself

>>7274530
she looks nothing like shirley temple, when i see venus i see betty white. if she took better care of her skin then yea but she doesnt.

>>7274530
>comparing an seven year old to a teenager
Okay

Either way peoples natural aesthitics have come a long way since the 50's.

Look at people the and now. Retard.

>>7274567
...Betty White? You need glasses, therapy or a proctologist to get that stick out of your colon.

>>7274569
Sure, but she still doesn't look old.
So many jelly fatties in here, damn

>>7274567
in the show when she pulls on her face in the morning....what the fuck that doesn't help

>>7274571
I'm a dude you idiot.

I was pointing out how stupid and unfounded your logic was.

I wore casual lolita to return an application today and the manager told me she loved how I was dressed. It's all about time and place and not looking too crazy.

I don't care about general normalfags and their opinion of me, but it's going to be kind of embarrassing when my mom eventually stumbles across this and tells me there's a show about "girls who wear those cute dresses like you do" on TV and I have to somehow explain that they're just Internet attention-whores and the rest of us don't like them and the "living doll" thing is just an unrelated fetish trend.

>>7274453
Uncultured swine drink with their pinky out

Can't wait for Moemo to repost everything in this thread like she found it herself.

>>7274598
Same here. I feel she was too OTT and the outfits she chose reflect terribly. She should have gone for something smarter than ugly ass bloomers and the most hideous OTKs and shoes. If she'd worn a skirt with tights and some simple but cute heels she would have been fine as I liked the top half.

>>7274057
Anyone who's seen her real life will tell you she looks old as fuck. I have a very hard time believing she's actually 16.

>>7274561
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bL-o4JNNZc
Not available in my country
Someone grab the 360p MP4 and upload it somewhere else.

>>7274658
see
>>7274014

>>7274418
>Low self esteem because dresses as doll.
OK.

>>7274618
Get the hell out of here, go back to PULL and play your drama.

>>7274662
That seemed like the entire theme for the Emily portion.

People who are having issues with other sites --
This link worked for me: http://played.to/wdttqcsrntw4

She was in Thailand and someone called her a doll? Big fucking wow, anyone with blue eyes/blonde hair gets called a doll in Asian countries.

>>7274018
>>7274023
Yeesh . nightmare fuel

>>7274667
themes:
emily is a doll to escape reality
Venus is a living doll and super huge star who went to japan and is now a success
Ken guy is escaping his poor childhood

that's how they edited it out / storyboarded it probably.

>>7274669
I get called a doll here in the states because I wear my hair in pigtails.

>I'm real riving doooru!

Time to quit my job and make a YouTube, because I clearly have star potential.

>>7274391
Same. I don't think people know what normal colored teeth look like. I wouldn't bleach mine.

I'm almost 28 and I look younger than Venus without make up. That's kind of sad for her

Was that CharlotteCharms I saw at the lolita tea party??

>>7274561
I'm on a long bus ride. Tempted to watch this.

Those girls all sounded so fucking embarrassed when they said 'I'm a Fangelic'. You should feel embarrassed for doing what the producers told you.

What the fuck is that makeup? Did she cry before they did the interview? Jesus.

Can anyone point out who those girls were at the tea party?

Venus' hair is so frizzy, I can't take it. I know the Palermos read this sometimes so for the love of god please invest in some decent conditioner!

I live in LA and noticed the Emily girl does too.

Does she have a rep or something? I have only heard of Lor.

>>7274717
it's dolly frizz

>>7274747
sooo kawaii desu ne!!

>>7274530
Don't you dare compare Venus to Shirley Goddamn Temple.

>>7274765
Venus has always reminded me more of the 'Suck my Taint' girl from Drawn Together :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ-8epxeQxU

>>7274575
Doesn't mean you aren't a jelly fatty.

>>7274010
this isn't in order but you can find them on Facebook. Cyril Lumboy. Christy Akayuki. Stephanie Sandmeier. Sabrina Gruner. they were tagged in a post Cyril made.

>>7274772
For me it was Darla Dimple.

>>7274820
Hahahaha holy shit

>>7274530
Shirley Temple was actually fat. it was adorable. There were editorials about how shapely her ass and thighs were in pants before she was 7. Here cheeks(on her face) were not in contrast to the rest of her body.

Is it me or her mom looks as if she does meth and would sell out her own child?

>>7274856
>There were editorials about how shapely her ass and thighs were in pants before she was 7.
Disturbing.

>>7274820
Yesssss

>>7274720
I'm wondering the same thing.

>>7273958
>http://m.modelmayhem.com/3202549
She has so many "personas" that she actually seems mentally ill.

>>7274911
well she does have an eating disorder and painfully low self-esteem

>>7274911
It's not abnormal for someone to have different names for different artistic profiles.

10/10 Effie Trinket cosplay on Emily when she's walking up to the tea party! May the odds be ever in your favor!

>>7274561
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bL-o4JNNZc
An American should repost it because it's not available here. The download link is way too slow.

Venus doesn't even look like a doll though? She just looks odd to me

tbh none of them came across as unlikeable for me, Justin and Emily are obviously troubled, especially Emily ssems immature but in atypical teenager way. Venus seems ok, but Maggie is full on stage mom.

>>7275069
In her and Marge's world she does. She's pretty ugly imo

did you see venus and marge's thank you video
marge looking like a granny with a nappy weave

>>7275092
i need a gif of marge's facial transition

Emily's makeup made me feel uncomfortable, especially when she went to meet her family in her "doll" attire.

I don't know, the way her face looked gave me the impression she was sweaty and probably uncomfortable. I liked Justin, though.

>>7275101
can someone who knows how to do makeup do venus's please every time i see her in this thread i feel embarrassed

>>7275101
there ya go bby

>>7275092
It's ratty but it isn't nappy because that term refers to a specific hair texture.

>>7275109
She looked like she had a lot of anxiety throughout the show. Probably nervous the entire time which made her pretty sweaty. She's slightly socially awkward which is usually due to anxiety anyways.

So yeah I wouldnt be surprised if she got really clammy and nervous.

>>7275129
They're dreads, they're nappy. Nappy refers to dreads. She has nappy ass dreads for sure.

>>7275101
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. Don't fucking whiten your face so much. You're pale enough.

>>7274418
I'm pretty sure these twitter comments give insight to these posters' own insecurities, but hey what would I know. Haters gonna Hate.

>>7274311
I don't know what the fuck you're on about, it's most likely from drinking a shit ton of tea or something.

>>7275136
Nappy (as a pejorative) refers to black hair (as in afro-textured/kinky) that isn't properly groomed. When used in a positive way, it just means afro/kinky hair. If you don't have that texture of hair, your hair cannot be nappy.
>you thinking those can be classified as dreads
top lel

>>7274418
All that projecting... jesus this is pathetic.

>>7275136
nappy is an insult for afros, natural afros are consider nappy. dreads are fucking twisted by hand and locked....hense the name Dreadlocks. But then again white people can't lock their hair, because their hair doesn't have the proper texture for dreads and winds up just looking like matted pieces of hair

>>7275205
This. Really, if Marge wanted dreads so badly, she should've just gotten some of that kinky kanekalon braiding hair dreaded into her natural hair. That way it wouldn't look as horrible as it does right now. European textured hair is all kinds of wrong for dreadlocks.

Ok so I just got around to watching it.

>Living Ken Doll

I couldn't get over the muscle implants. Who the fuck does that. I want to see how /fit/ would react.

>Los Angeles Doll Girl

Mother of spaghetti I was cringing so hard. Poor girl.

>Venus

Lel ya gotta love Venus. She knows how to sell it.

>my name is now LUNA
i wish to claw my eyes out, I don't think i can go on

>>7275181
>classified as

>>7275210

My friend is white as fuck and seriously his dreads are all the way down to his ass and gorgeous.

>>7274911
>Please note, I do not have reliable transportation and a driver will be accompanying me to all meetings.
So Emily or "Megan" basically is saying her stepmother/father drives her around and will be escorting her to make sure she doesn't do stupid shit

Emily's lines sound like they come from a soap opera written by a fourteen-year-old. I can't tell if her awkwardness is totally acted or not. She's gorgeous, pretty good at dressing, and possibly tall enough to be a model, though, so I kind of hope she gets some kind of job-ish thing out of this somehow.

Also, "dolly" for "lolita" grates on me, too. The problem is that they say "lolita" a couple of times as if the audience is supposed to know what it means, so I'm not sure what the switch was for.

>>7274898
I'm serious. It was written by Graham Greene on October 28,1937 for a short lived magazine of his called "Night and Day." It was immediately followed by many a lawsuit which almost caused the article to be lost forever, but it was found recently and has been posted in the following link.
http://www [dot] movingimagesource [dot] us/articles/our-man-in-london-20090821

If you don't feel like searching through the screen of text here's the actual paragraph.

>Infancy is her disguise, her appeal is more secret and more adult. Already two years ago she was a fancy little piece (real childhood, I think, went out after The Littlest Rebel). In Captain January she wore trousers with the mature suggestiveness of a Dietrich: her neat and well-developed rump twisted in the tap-dance: her eyes had a sidelong searching coquetry. Now in Wee Willie Winkie, wearing short kilts, she is completely totsy. Watch her swaggering stride across the Indian barrack-square: hear the gasp of excited expectation from her antique audience when the sergeant’s palm is raised: watch the way she measures a man with agile studio eyes, with dimpled depravity. Her admirers—middle-aged men and clergymen—respond to her dubious coquetry, to the sight of her well-shaped and desirable little body, packed with enormous vitality, only because the safety curtain of story and dialogue drops between their intelligence and their desire.

>>7274023
tbh she actually looks like a skinny honey boo boo here ha ha

>>7275232
>I want to see how /fit/ would react.

I'm already in tears and I haven't made the thread yet

>>7275299
>>>/fit/24366455

>>7275310
Ahh. They are on to us already.

new favorite reaction image

Has this guy ever heard of a clairsonic? It looks like he's using a fucking dewalt drill on his face :/

>>7275310
Should of gone with the "muh feels" route. Something like

>tfw been lifting for 3 years
>tfw I know a guy who wastes all his money on muscle implants and doesn't lift at all
>tfw he gets tons more pussy than me

hold me /fit/

>>7274326
>>7274375
>>7274379
>>7274458
>>7274465
I can honestly agree that unnaturally white teeth are just as bad, if not worse than yellow ones.

I apologize for my dumb comment- her teeth aren't really that bad at all, I think it was just the lighting and the contrast with her lipstick that made it look so yellow to me. What I should have said was that she might do well just to use some whitening toothpaste or something, since she puts so much effort into her 'dolly' appearance. I didn't mean she should actually go out and get a whitening treatment, although that's probably what it sounded like.

>>7275423
I don't think it's pussy he's after. He probably does still get more than you, though.

>>7275441
wat

That's a hypothetical troll post for /fit/ hun. None of that is true.

>>7275430
What do you eurofags have against pearly white teeth?

>>7275453
They jelly, obviously.

>>7275430
I'd rather kiss someone with unnaturally white teeth than yellow ones. Yellow teeth just look gross, dirty, and unhygienic to me. And everytime they would smile it would be all I see. Like someone with a big mole on their face.
Normal white teeth are fine, but more on the yellow side is out of the question.

>>7274018

her complexion jesus
so oily.... and pimply... uhhhg..

>>7274379
Teeth are enamel, not bone. Also when babies get their first teeth they're bright white. Teeth just darken from neglect.

tbh the guy annoyed me the least. And he was really handsome before the surgery, but his face looks more proportional now. I'm just trying to figure out how he gets so many surgeries without complications or the approval to go onto his next after his last. he's had a lot.

>>7274668
good link for the US, thank you!

>>7275453
They're unnatural and unhealthy
Like wearing fluorescent paint on your teeth
I'd rather look at yellow teeth tbh

>>7275293
lol

>>7275204
I've seen this buzzword around a lot, do people even know what "projecting" means or has it just turned into "being a haydurr for no reason"?

>>7275744
I think it's a 30/70 percent mix with a majority not knowing what it actually means

>>7275274
I noticed she was pretty tall, as well. Which is why I couldn't help but stifle a giggle when I saw she put her height as 5'1" on her MM profile.
Yeah. Sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzcJmMRLVdw
Am I the only one with no sound?

>>7275423
Your wish is my command, anon-chan.

>>7275839
Lol are you samefagging or did they really take the bait?

>>7275885
I'm only the "Friend Got Implants" "Whiteknight" and "Should I get implants???"
The rest of them took the bait.
are you the one who jumped in to help? Much appreciated.

>>7275888
Nope I'm just lurking. The rest is /fit/ or maybe other /cgl/s

>>7275839
Wait you are the white night defending implants? Well played.

>>7275895
Well, enjoy the show. I can't believe people actually believed the story, though...
Never knew I'd be spending 2am doing this.

>>7275900
Yup, thank you, thank you. I try.

>>7275839
You are a monster. A funny, funny monster.

>>7275910
The art is simple. Recall the most fucked up shit you've heard someone say and actually MEANT it. Try and follow those patterns. I'm channeling those SJW on tumblr.

Emily is obnoxious and naive. She seriously thinks she can get by being a doll 24/7. And when she said "feels" irl I cringed.

>>7275927
I died at the 'feels' bit, too. Even when I'm with my nerdy friends, we all at least say we get 'sad/happy/etc. feelings'
Saying feels in real life is too weird.
The naivety part made me want to bash my head into a wall. I started dressing in lolita fashion seemingly forever ago (I was just about to turn 13... God I feel old, now.) but I still knew there was a time and place. Craft shopping? Why the fuck not. Going on an interview for a job? No.

>>7275927
>when she said "feels" irl I cringed.
Ugh, so did I. And then there was
>That's kind of the reason I've come here. Cuz I am aware of, like, the workings of cars and all that. And even father, he's got, like, lots and lots of old cars. I must sound like a right fool, but indeed, this is why I have approached you on the matter.
So much secondhand embarrassment.

>>7275963
Oh my god that entire scene I just couldn't

>>7275924
Pffttt they think it's /lgbt/

>>7275973
oh god, I wonder if they will ever find out...? I'll mess with them a little more before they do.

>>7275963
w-why did she do this
fucking reality tv
her acting is stupid

I hated the things where she "confronted her parents, like
>EMILY IS GONE NOW, I AM NOW LUNA. >HELLO FAMILY FROM FAR AWAY, NOW BACK TO ME AND MY STEPMOM GLARING AT EACH OTHER. HURRRRRRR

>>7276006
I thought that was terrible. Her family is over visiting from London and she just... Creates tension like that? Please. Stop. I really hope that was completely staged on all parts and her relatives didn't have to travel all the way there just to get this fuckery thrown at them.

>>7275981
Gah nevermind, I'm getting tired, I might close up shop.

>>7275739
oh my god it's perfect

>>7276018
Aw alright anon. Thanks for the laughs. They were good.

>>7276018
Oh god they think it's reddit now (at least I think so, they said leddit.)

>>7276035
No prob, I'll probably be squeezing in another post or two, then ending it with a bang.

>>7276038
Lol yeah leddit means reddit. I think because "reddit" is (was) word filtered on some boards.

>>7275310
>How much are they?
>That "PT" spent 15k on pecs and abs
>PT
this is brilliant, I'm choking back tears
>plot twist when her muscles were actually swollen from surgery

>>7276046
I saw that, too, Jesus Christ. I wanted to respond with something along the lines of, "You mean that chubby/fat guy who managed to get all muscle through plastic surgery? My dream!" Maybe I will and not reply to any of the responses... But so much samefagging (now I'm only the whiteknighter, but earlier I had jimmies to rustle) so little time.

>go out in lolita today

>get asked if I was "one of those dolly chicks"

it fucking begins

>>7276061
No. Fucking no. Please tell me how you responded, I must know.

>>7276064
well, I stopped, and said "no.." and before I could explain this woman went and snapped a candid photo of me (without permission, classy), I scowled at her, and by the time I turned around the woman that asked me left.

ugh. I hate them both.

ask for photos, and don't believe all the shit you see on tv.

>>7276073
Woah. Bitches. Even when you said "no" they proceeded to treat you like some human tv prop.

I can't stand how everything seen on TV is automatically considered the truth. It's all staged and a good majority of it is presented in false light or exaggerated simply for entertainment's sake. I'm just glad my mother doesn't watch TLC like she used to. I would have probably 20 FB messages right now asking about it.

>>7274678
I wouldn't either, because it weakens the teeth. What's worse, yellowy teeth or dentures?

>>7276079
my grandmother has TLC running in the background all the time oh god I'm not going to hear the end of it.

>>7274678

I've always been really self-conscious of my yellow teeth. Venus makes me look like a whitening commerical, JFC.

>>7276089
Good luck, my friend, and may the frills be ever in your favor.

>>7275063
I'm an American and it dosent work for me either D:

>>7276097
and to everyone else.

we can complain to TLC all we want, but lets face it, they aren't going to give two shits.

>>7276104
I found this link in another thread and this worked for me.
http://played.to/wdttqcsrntw4

>>7276105
Who says any of us are going to contact TLC about it? I honestly never thought about it (I'd probably get an automated "Haha, fuck you" response).
Just wondering what planted the seed in your head.

>>7276104
Here u go http://vimeo.com/83232768

>>7276120
what's that drill thing he's using?

>>7276108
>Just wondering what planted the seed in your head
tumblr users like to whine and complain at the drop of the hat. I'm actually suprised they didn't blow up about it.

>>7276134
Ah, cool. Still not sure why you responded to me directly, but I see where you're coming from. I can imagine it now, "Sign the petition to get TLC to apologize for being so mean!"

>>7274418
This physically pains me.

Watched the episode tonight while working on cosplay shit. Justin seems like he had the best sense of humor out of the three of them, and I liked his mom best.

>"If you get any more work done, you're going to look... weird."
>"Already there, Mom."

>"Aaaaa, this is heavy! My muscles are plastic!"

On a related note, did anyone else think that the clay falling off the armature looked like some kind of omen or something? Maybe we'll get some Helter Skelter level shit going on.

I really hated the Emily segment. All I could think about was that her wigs look awful, and the acting so damn bad. I cringed so fucking hard everytime she was onscreen.

>>7276155
Inb4 the camera crew ruined his sculpture

>>7276176
I'm glad it was bad, so people could see it wasn't the truth. of course that's not going to prevent idiots from blindly believing everything
how do you think fox news is so successful?

>>7276176
I liked her brown wig

>>7276155
Omg, anon. You're damn right about Justin. And you made me laugh so much about the Helter Skelter thing because that's exactly what I was thinking too!

>>7276197
Her brown wig wasn't bad. The hime cut one was the worst. Followed by her red job hunt one. I laughed pretty hard when she walked into the kitchen to tell her step-mom she was going job hunting because her wig was a mess and she looked haggard as fuck.

>>7276210
The bloomers and socks got me more than that wig. Honestly. Her floor still disturbs me.

>>7276214
The bloomers and socks go without saying! Wouldn't she try to clean before letting a camera crew into her room? Or even shampoo that carpet? I'd be embarrassed. But, I'm guessing since she's okay with doing the show she really gives zero fucks.

>>7276210
>The hime cut one was the worst
It looked like it had been cut by a 5 year old who somehow got hold of a pair of scissors. I don't understand how she could cut it (assuming she cut it herself), stop and think "yes, this looks good". There were so many uneven bits and even the bangs weren't straight

>>7275039
Haha, I was thinking this too anon.

>>7276218
I loved the bloomers and socks...
they're from taobao, I want some. I wanted some even before this

>>7276313
Do you know where she got the auburn wig from? The one she wears when it's just her face shot talking about stuff?

>>7274695
One is ~~Porcelain Rapunzel~~ http://instagram.com/reinaakayuki

>>7276341
no, just the bloomers, because I was eying them earlier this year.

> manager knew about Lolita
> thought my outfits were weird, but pretty
> come into work yesterday
> "Anon, there were girls on TLC who dress like you! I didn't know you wanted to be a doll..."


FUCK

>>7276401
well at least this way you can weed out the stupid fucks who take everything at face value from reality tv.

>BUT IT'S REALITY TV ANON, IT'S REEEEAL NOT SCRIPTED, U R LIVING DOLLY LOL

>>7276407

It just makes me sad, because my manager's a really sweet lady, and I didn't want to lump her in with those idiots.

>>7276412
Well if she's older, I'd just laugh it off and be like

>haha, you know how those tv shows edit everything and pay people to say stuff!

If she's nice and you care that much you could easily explain the difference to her pretty sure!

>>7276421

If she brings it up again, I will.

>>7276370
Link to the bloomers?

http://spinningravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/72095952201/donutpanic-nopenhagen-so-i-was-watching

Just found this on my dash.

>>7276528
>mother tries to tell daughter that she's beautiful without faking everything about her and creating an entirely different persona
>Living Doll wannabes rage about everything and defend the show that made her do it in the first place

You can't blame Emily completely for her weirdly English vocabulary because her dad is in fact English.

Justin actually seems like a really nice guy, he's just got a thing for looking plastic

>>7276530

I thought that part was really sad. Her mom seemed really kind and understanding, but showing genuine concern for her daughter (who herself admitted she was using the dolly shit as an escape from some kind of issues).

>>7276531
Er, that's not 'English vocabulary', that's a fucking try hard.

>>7276528
Ended up reblogging it and ranting a bit. The comments are terrible, all them pitying her and none of them seeing that this girl really needs counseling.

What is Emily's facebook/tumblr?

I asked my cousin what was up and apparently they watched MSA together and saw the living doll episode.

>>7276700
tell her to suck a dick.

the worst thing is when family members act helpful based on really dumb information they heard somewhere.

ESPECIALLY when they are fairly distant to you. If my cousin, who i havent talked to in 2 years, suddenly spouting this bullshit i'd be furious. Someone who barely knows you trying to "help" based on some shit they saw on tv or in a tabloid.

puh-lease.

>>7276561
fb/emily.smith.921230

>>7276700
>>7276710
I'm confused, I assumed that message was from your grandmother? Either way, that sucks, anon. Do you wear sweet?

>>7276700
Oh God, that's so awful, they really wrote you such a message?

It's such a hipocrisy to say "you can be happy, just be yourself - and by that I mean NORMAL and conforming to MY standards", can't believe people can say that and don't see it.

>>7276561
Her tumblr : http://dollylunalovely.tumblr.com/

>>7276710
It was my grandmother, actually, but we aren't exactly close. She depresses distaste in my clothing a lot but it had died down recently because I hadn't seen her.

>>7276720
I wear classic.

>>7276724
It's pretty stupid..

>>7276700
>>7276700
TLC- Tearing apart families

>we all shared interest in anime

>>7276700
Just tell them Matthew 7 and watch them shut the fuck up.

>>7276728
Not loading for me? On mobile tho

>>7276813
Works for me

>>7276828
That doesn't look like anything she wore during the show lol

I guess if she's trying to be a living 'real doll'?

>>7276837
I think this was around the time she was dabbling in goth and pastel goth. Her archive paints her as someone who was really into the gothic look. I don't know what changed and when.

>>7276134
they did http://nopenhagen.tumblr.com/post/72005031329/so-i-was-watching-this-because-venus-angelic

>>7276910
well did you see the girl that posted it
she just wanted to be accepted too

>>7276928
yeah, i read it. just posted in case someone else here wanted to see it. cant believe everyones taking it so seriously though

>>7276851
shes only into it for the attention whoring, all her cosplay pictures have her in boob revealing things and shes like YEAH I HAVE BOOBS!!! And she has like 0 lolita.

Why does Venus in her normal voice sound like she's forcing every single word past some invisible barrier in her mouth?

Btw, her German also isn't much better.

>>7276700
You've think she's be happy you're dressing conservatively and modestly and not just ASS EVERYWHERE. I-Isn't that what the lawd wants? I don't understand people anymore.

>>7276353
Another was doll delight.

>>7276742
>I wear classic.

Just as I feared. Even the tamest of the Lolita Trifecta is at risk. Is it OTT in any way?

>yfw Emily was posting that pastelgrunge shit around the time Felice Fawn was being shit on
>yfw Emily tagged posts Holley Tea Time around the time HTT was shit on for being a shit scammer
>yfw she started spamming the living doll tag when Kooters was getting shit on
>yfw this is all a cry for attention and e-fame and you're falling for it

>>7277182
of course she is, if you knew her in real life you'd know instantly.

>>7277182
How are we being "fooled" exactly? It's so obvious all three people in the episode are trying to get more efamous.

>>7277200
By blabbing about her, you're spreading e-fame. Kind of similar to Kooters, who's whole career was built up over people not shutting up about a talentless piece of shit.

>>7277217
I understand that but honestly, who cares? They can get efamous all they want, I'll still enjoy gossiping about them on /cgl/

>>7274695
i think some of them are Kazumi Cosplay, Sabrina Cherise, Ona Marcella, and Doll Delight

I feel like it's way too hard to get villagers to move out. I've been playing since November and so far, only one resident has actually moved out. And it was a character I liked who moved out unexpectantly. More than three times a villager has told me they are moving, but when I tell them "good luck" they decide to stay. Fuck.

>>7277289
.... new leaf?

>>7277294
Oh my. This isn't the New Leaf thread.

>>7277298

Someone put it up on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5drq6HsWEk

>>7276779
Fuck TLC for using that disgusting pic of oppai Cirno.

I posted my lolita wardrobe on my facebook for my friends to see and resulted in about three or four comments about whether I was trying to be a 'dolly girl' or if I had a 'dolly fetish'.

It's hard enough with the fashion being called lolita. Now we have this on our backs too. Oh well. I guess we've just got to push on and ignore.