/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I like Bane, personally, if you want to show off and not come off as a dick.

Really, most superheroes/villains work pretty well for that, with the skintight spandex.

I seriously wish guys would stop posting here

>>7149878
i seriously wish you'd stop being a fucking faggot but wishes don't come true do they

Free! If you're not a manlet, cosplay Makoto (brunette). If you're a curlbro or have nice arms, cosplay Rin (red hair). If you're aesthetic and well proportioned, cosplay Rei (glasses). If you're actually DYEL in reality but have some definition, cosplay Haruka (black hair).

>>7149878
Why? Guys are not allowed to be sexy? Was not aware this was a gender locked board.

Oh yeah, you were disrupted mid-jackoff or whatever.

Go eat a dick, men are under-represented in cosplay. Seriously Google "hot guy cosplay". It's an exploration into depression.

>>7149884
I'm not asian, so I have way more muscle mass than those characters. Great suggestion though, worth considering. I'm not actually sure what series those characters are from.

Sexy Layton.

>>7149889
Actually a genius, genius suggestion. I would prefer to pick a character that tons of girls nerd out over (e.g. Jack Sparrow).

It's actually shocking by how much of a landslide girls (and fictional female characters in general) dominate cosplay.

This character comes up the most when you Google "hot guy cosplay".

Seriously... It's tragic.

>>7149882
>the girls go crazy for
No you fucking idiot, it's THIS logic that makes me wish people would stop posting here.

It's opposite gamer girl shit.

Girls want video games to be more appealing to guys and guys "cosplay" for the sole purpose of getting laid.

Just go back to your fucking frat parties OP.

OP here:
Found this amazing deviant art profile with tons of great ideas.

http://elffi.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>7149895
learn how to fucking google you retard

>>7149887

Then you best hope your friends don't know either nigga. Or else you gonna have some epxlain to do bout how you anit gay.

>>7149895
It's even funnier that the cosplayer is a girl

Maybe you should dress up as a personality? I hear girls go crazy for those.

>>7149897
>and guys "cosplay" for the sole purpose of getting laid.

And every girl who has ever cosplayed has only cosplayed for the sake of being a fangirl, and not for the sake of getting fucked?

You don't know shit about shit when it comes to girls... If you did, you would know the multitude of girls who compete to get fucked by the best looking/most interesting guys possible.

Pic related, you shameful omega male.

>>7149904
...aaand of course, everyone's favorite.

>>7149897
>guys "cosplay" for the sole purpose of getting laid.

I seriously hope you get run over by cancer or something. You're so beta it hurts.

>>7149903
Even though girls don't express it, they're more judgemental on looks than guys are. How is there even a stretch of a doubt in your mind when you see clothing stores that have two to three times as much retail space for girls clothing as compared to the men's section?

Within the first five seconds of seeing you, a girl has made a guess at:
-your annual salary
-your education level
-your number of past girlfriends
-whether or not you're married
-whether or not you have a job
-whether or not you live at home
-whether or not you're straight

All based on your clothing, your weight, and your God given "natural good looks".

Girls simply withhold their interests because it's culturally unacceptable for girls to catcall guys.

TL;DR:
>implying girls aren't equally shallow as guys
>hahahaohwow.jpg

>>7149914

wow i must have failed that course in girl school.

If you've got a butt OP....

Then the world is your oyster if you cosplay Snake.

can we get something pinned like a sticky to tell the /fit/izens to fuck off? Or make a temporary pinned halloween thread or some shit?
I'm getting tired of their lazy ass shit posts.

>>7149925
>I'm getting tired of their lazy ass shit posts.
There's a ridiculous shortage of information for male cosplayers.

>>7149926
Yeah but there's at least 2+ /fit/ people posting here every day asking for generic costume advice on what character is sexy so they can show off their man bods or whatever... ._.

And then everyone just says superhero or free.
honestly there's this whole stupid circlejerk thing. JUST PICK A CHARACTER YOU LIKE AND FUCKING WEAR TIGHT CLOTHES IN RELATED COLORS IF YOURE JUST GOING TO A STUPID FRAT PARTY ITS REALLY NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

>>7149926
What kind of information are you talking about? All op wants is for someone to choose his costume for him, most people can choose one for them self.
Also there is already a halloween thread

>>7149937
IMAGE RELATED
Eeveeloution whore men group had all the women at Anime Matsuri wanting pics, its this fucking simple. end of story.

>>7149943
ANOTHER WHORE MALE THAT PROBABLY HAD TONS OF CHICS LIKE DUH

>>7149914
Okay, then dress up as a stable annual salary and good education.

>>7149943
Wow, I've never seen a more pathetic group of DYEL manlets in my entire life.

>>7149972
you say that, but there were lines of people trying to take pictures with them practically. LINES. They could not escape.

>>7149972


lmao I know right?

Even their curlbro'ing is pathetic.

>>7149887
That poster said right there that they're from Free!
That aside they're actually fairly muscled and this is the more surefire way to attract girls. Unless you're like suuuper buff, I guess. Can you post a pic of your body, or at least someone with a similar shape? That could be greatly helpful.

>>7149972
You can say that, but... they're seriously hot.

>>7149870

The obvious answer is Herc

>>7149986
Free (aka iwatari swim club aka swimming anime) is an anime that pretty much just objectifies men.
It only would work as a cosplay at an anime con.

>>7149874
>Really, most superheroes/villains work pretty well for that, with the skintight spandex.

Yeah. pretty much. I don't know about you, but considering that cgl tends to take themselves seriously about their hobbies (myself included), I think that a majority of us would be impressed with your overall dedication to making the costume look good and accurate.

>>7149895
There are other vidja game characters besides Cloud who are considered "hot". I met this guy at ACen. He's too sexy for his armor.

If anything, cosplay what you like.

2/10 for making me respond.

>>7149989
right?!!?!?!

>>7149991
Haha. For real though - Ancient Greek and Egyptian culture was pretty much cool with nudity.

>>7149989
I don't know. I just think they're lulzy.

>>7149991
>>7150002

(here is his actual costume though) (also his solo series Incredible Hercules is fantastic)

>>7150004
nope

>>7150012
These guys were at AX two years in a row dressed like this and are annoying as fuck. Also use ripoffs of the Pokemon Men.

you never see girls ask " what's a surefire costume that all of the guys go crazy for?"

>>7149914
you're way overgeneralizing. femanon here and I never make prejudgments on such stupid criteria like income, past gfs, etc. I do judge men, like I judge women, but more so their interactions and overall the subtle ways of how they reveal their character.. if they're nice, hypocritical, considerate or not, down to earth, vain, etc.

and op, I saw some ripped dude at nycc who went as a smallville Clark Kent, shirtless and with glasses with an s on his chest and meh. when you go for that type of fanservice it kind of automatically pegs you as a douche no matter what you do. but if you insist, girls go straight up insane for the doctor, from doctor who. that's a safe choice.

>>7150012
Their group grew to have all the Eeveelutions and the starter Pokemon at AX13. The group was as large as the crowds who gathered to take pictures.

Everyone cosplays for attention, and those guys are real attention getters.

>>7150020
That's because they already know the answer: show some tits or ass, and if you have neither just show as much skin as you can without being naked.

However, there's one secret tip that no one ever tells them: be anywhere above average and it's easy. If you're not normally pretty, you've got some work to do.

Here's the tip to guys: show your muscles or just be semi-scantily-clad and flew a lot. The secret rule for guys is: you need to be at least an 8/10 to even consider trying to look hot. If you're not hot normally, you will never make it.

>>7149995
>as a cosplay at an anime con.
What do you think this board is

>>7150047
I think that normalfags from /fit/ arent coming here to ask how to cosplay anime characters that no one will recognize at a casual's halloween party.

>>7149943
>>7149975
>>7149999
>>7150012
dyel a fuark

>I'm a male ... what's a surefire costume that all of the girls go crazy for? ... Jack Sparrow was a first choice, but it covers too much of me up. ... What's a good compromise that shows off my body
>men are under-represented in cosplay
>It's actually shocking by how much of a landslide girls (and fictional female characters in general) dominate cosplay.
>guys "cosplay" for the sole purpose of getting laid.

is this what it would be like if masculism got popular over the last couple of years instead of feminism? because it's equally as annoying

>>7149870
Go use that google site and pick something you like and stop trying to make people think FOR you.

>>7149870

>what's a surefire costume that all of the girls go crazy for?

Doesnt exist, different people have different tastes.

Your body's not going to make you irresistible to anyone. Thats more of a personality thing.

>Lifting for grills. Shiggy. Ect.

>>7149878
>I seriously wish betas from /fit/ would stop posting here.

Fixed. Ever since that practical joke from the 4chan cup happened, these faggots never stop sniffing around here.

I'm tired of all the "Hey how do I look sexy in cosplay" faggots from /fit/ coming here.
You harp on girls for being attention whores, but you're not even ashamed of how vapid, attention-seeking and body dysmorphic you yourselves are.
inb4 "hurr durr omega male detected", I'm a girl.

>>7150033

Men have simple tastes only caring about tits and ass

But women have refined tastes, caring about actual characters, costumes and how well you pull it off

>>7150213
>But women have refined tastes
Implying anyone that gives two shits about cosplaying doesn't care about accuracy to their character especially the attention whores.

If you have a rockin' bod show it off, whether it be male or female

>>7150012

These guys look like the kind of person that would fervently claim that Gen 1 is the best and everything else is shit while having never played any of them.

>>7149937
>Yeah but there's at least 2+ /fit/ people posting here every day asking for generic costume advice on what character is sexy so they can show off their man bods or whatever... ._.

What the hell is wrong with this? If you got a good body then you should be able to flaunt it especially since people use every strength and resource they have for cosplay. It's no different from people who know martial arts to pick martial arts characters and show off their skills.

Think of it this way, cosplay is full of women in revealing outfits, we need to balance the playing field if you want things to start changing for the better

>>7150295
the problem is not that youre here, its that the /fit/ people make a new thread and dont bother looking to see if their questions could be answered on an ask thread or on a thread by another stupid /fit/fag poster
see
>>7148232
>>7148234
and a few were deleted

>>7150206
>4chan cup happened, these faggots never stop sniffing around here.
Do you mean the one where cgl said that fit was the best looking board?

cosplay as me

>>7149870
Ever heard of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

If so do that, if not.

Well, prepare to get FABULOUSLY MANLY.

Cosplay someone from Cho Aniki. It's not that the girls will know what the fuck you're supposed to be but it'll get you laid anyway.

>>7150543

Yeah, that joke response has had them trawling around here for literally years, desperately trying to find someone who will fuck them.

Pretty much every other board has forgotten about that joke poll except them.

>>7150701
Just what we need, more men with decent bodies and deformed faces.

>>7151133
lolol some1 is angry

>>7150701
rly rly rly gay

Op nothing manlier than Guts from berserk

>>7149870
Bro go in whatever you think you look good in. Be confident in your 300 cosplay. And EVERYBODY will be mirin.
Also yes girls some men cosplay just to get positive female attention. Why wouldn't we.

>>7151181
hows your puppy doing?
you uh....doucheface...

>>7150213
>But women have refined tastes

Like how much money a man has.

>>7150213
i am your refined taste bitch

>>7149870
How do you shape your helmet with paper mache for sharper looking spots on the top? do you place layer upon layer to form it? or do you shape a small piece and place it on top?

If you really have a hot body with 6-pack abs, etc then it really doesn't matter what your costume is. Dudes with hot bodies can pretty much dress up as anything and get pictures and girls all over the place. You can even just make up a character with a wig and some random prop and the result will be the same.

>>7149870
Bobba Fett without armor, just his helmet. A+ costume imo. Then if you're ugly in the face it won't matter, lots of girls on this board have helmet fetishes.

>>7151845
those are painted on abs fyi

asian "men" are laughable

>>7151857

u jelly?

>>7151845
>>7151860

>>7151860
He's being pretty beta there.

Looking down on the ground while the fattie does the Y-pose and shows his teeth, dominating him in that photo, makes the roid-friend look very submissive in comparison.

>>7151894
Of course he's looking down you silly.
He's seeing the perfect reflection of his face on his perfect chiseled abs.

>>7151898

he is kawaii <3

Bane
Bane bane bane bane bane
Bane bane bane bane bane
Bane bane bane bane bane

>>7151898
It doesn't matter, if you're looking down you're submissive. Learn 2 be a chimpanzee m8:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPInG4Ab1LI

>>7150211
As a proud /pol/itician, it offends me that you consider our cause of justice and hatred towards attention whores that take attention away from beta-females like you, (which /pol/ loves) into a mission spread out by the /fit/fags who hate everything that's not constantly lifting away it's insecurities.
Don't act like you don't hate attention whores as much as we do.

>>7150211
welp thanks for that input i guess il try to go as a commissar or a catachan with a shirt on.

thanks for that advice i was afraid of lookin like a douche.

>>7151900
H-how do I get him to be my bf <<3

>>7149884
That's terrible? Why would you want your eyes to look droopy? Hmmm. Maybe it would just look really weird on my eye shape, so I dont understand it.

>>7150211
Top kek. If you were a girl you would enjoy this and / or have a trip.

It's like a girl pretending to be a guy and saying that "no I hate images of hot naked girls! they are ew!".

You should be grateful that /fit/ even bothers to run this shit board.

>>7149943
I use and angled brush and eyeshadow. Works like a chaaaaaarm. But my brows are super light.

>>7151923
Wtf is wroooooong with this fucking 4chan app lately? Jesus. Sorry. Wrong thread.

kratos or the suicidal alien from that one bad movie with charlize theron.

>>7151900
>>7151915
It's scary to think this is the same person, an asian dude who posts pictures of asian men in the hope girls will call them hot and it will boost his own ego by proxy. lol.

if yer man enough

>>7151923
Can we talk about body make-up? Like how to highlight muscles you have (or don't)?

I'm surprised we don't have an infographic for this considering how popular midriffs are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHRQD9dvcs0

Something like this but not awful.

>>7149944
With good lighting and make-up (and better shoes and not receding hairline) this Finn might have looked pretty good.

>>7149904
I'm pretty sure the person you are responding to is not a male and is just a really clueless femanon who forgot to take her meds.

A male wouldn't use frat parties as an insult.

>>7149944

Gaydar

>>7151845
Not OP, but now I legitimately want to see cosplays that predominately showcase a guy's body. Most of the examples here are ottermode.

Honestly surprised no one's mentioned goku yet.
He is the reason why I lift. I wanna cosplay as him so fucking bad, he's pretty much my dream cosplay. make the 12 year old in me go nuts.
...Also I'd like to be one of the few to actually get super sayian hair right.

>>7152217
GOD
DAAAAAAAMN

>>7152245
It's kind of a old picture, but yeah, I kind of get the same reaction every time I see it.

>>7151967
You are hella jelly

Kamandi, The Boy on Earth

>>7152283
Fuck yeah, Kamandi.

>tfw you have an old as fuck Kamandi comic sitting on your bookshelf

Bear-mode?

>>7152217
Skybridge of the Washington State Convention Center in Seattle, no?

>>7152306
can confirm yes.

This. Anything from the manga in particular.

>>7149944
yeah, actually i took some pictures with that guy. he invited me to the rainbow flag party, so he's definitely gay and definitely a very nice guy.

>>7149884
if you d this, make sure to use latex or something to cover/hide your nipples.

ITT: male virgins mad at /fit/ guys who get all the pussy

Do P4A Akihiko and you're bound to get all the bitches.

>>7150211
well I'm from /v/ and I don't fucking lift because it's waste of time

hi-five

>>7150211
>implying you wouldn't happily hop on our dicks if you saw our awesomeness.

>>7153082
>/v/
>lifting is a waste of time
Please return to your cave, man-child.

>>7153082
>implying being physically fit is somehow useless and bad

Are you an "enlightened intellectual?"

>>7153082

>>7153120
>implying you need to lift to be fit

>>7153068

/fit/ is full of betas

/soc/ is true alphas

>>7153143
You fat fucking fuck.

Jesus Christ. Every fucking time you post it has to be something colossally retarded, you just can't go 5 seconds without showing off that you are by far the worst IQ that has ever posted on /cgl/, probably on 4chan too.

Stop forever and fuck off, you fucked off for a few months why did you return you fucking pederast?

>>7150211
>mfw I posted this and you people seriously actually thought I was a girl

man what they said is true, you girls are so easy, even to troll!

>>7151913
Fuck off /pol/. You're cancer.

>>7153202
Fit: in good physical condition; in good health

Last time I checked you didn't need to lift weights to be in good health. Eating right and doing cardio will keep you healthy. No part of that involves lifting weights.

>>7153218
Wow. SRS actually tried to make their own version of the original truth-filled macro?

It never ceases to amaze me how you trash always think that /pol/ is on white nazis. I am black and I am a proud /pol/itician too. I bet you think that also Thomas Sowell, the greatest black man alive since Malcolm X himself, is a [buzzwords here].

I'd much rather discuss politics on a place "filled with racists" (according to you) than Tumblr where white pieces of shit talk about how they have privilege and they tell me they "sorry for [it]" just so that they can jerk their own ego.

>>7153220
but youll look like a dyel faggot

>>7153220
No, you're wrong.

Fit: not looking like a fat piece of shit / Falcone / It.

>>7153256
you are on the same side of the STUPID AS FUCK coin as tumblr, dont kid yourself.

you just have different boogeymen

>>7153305
>using the "dragging down" technique
No, the two sides of the coins are:

a) Tumblr & SRS

b) neo-nazis and Republicans

People on /pol/ are far more qualified to rule the country than you or your favorite politicians (Barack Obama).

>>7153305
>mfw Tumblers reported the poor black guy and he's banned now
Proof that women only care about black people as long as they agree with everything they say.

dont cosplay some weeaboo anime faggot shit

cosplay some fucking action heros from the 80s

stalone, swartzanigger, van damme

just dont cosplay some faggot gook shit

>>7153916
>anime convention
>dont cosplay some weeaboo anime faggot shit
Stellar advice.

Ichigo could be great, or cloud.

u just cosplay as me and you get all pussy on earth you want

>>7150701
>>7153967
top kek

Riddick.

>>7155151
Riddickulous.

How should I go about the hair and boots?

cut off ur deeeeeeeeck

>>7150022
*ugly femanon who doesn't get to pick here

Fucking Silver Surver. If you're jacked enough you'll look damn good.
Alternatively, a marble statue is always a good choie.

>>7149991
God, X-23 looks so damn bored with that based greek dick.

>>7149897
Dude, who doesn't want to look good to the other sex? Your telling me that girls don't want guys to think their cute when they dress up? Go suck a dick.

>>7150022
>that type of fanservice it kind of automatically pegs you as a douche
I never understood why it is considered duchy for a guy to show some skin but if a girl does it it is fine if not considered completely normal?

>>7157743
It's the same reaction you get when out running shirtless. As a people get jealous and think 'your a douche' but if a girl is out running in short shorts and a sports bra it is considered perfectly fine and acceptable.

Maybe a shirtless prof. sycamore? That's all I've been hearing lately.

>>7157722
Asexual people.

>>7157775
No one is Asexual. There are only people who have given up on the prospect of procreation.

>>7157824
Seconding. That's why "asexuals" are always either men (mostly virgins) or women who have sex all the time.

>>7157824
wtf are you talking about?? some people are asexual. generalizing and anecdotes aren't evidence.

>>7157824

>>7149995
how the fuck does it objectify men? they're swimmers, are they supposed to wear fucking burqas?

you're just as bad as the girls who bitch about yoko and shit

obviously they have sex appeal but they're not "objectifying", go get off your lazy ass and get fit like them and stop bitching

>>7160257
Ignore them. We all know what they are.

the train

>>7160252
What planet do you live on?

>>7160319
Planet Earth, my dear Tumblrfag trashfriend.

>>7149914
Are you a girl? If not, then leave.

>>7150206
not op, but /fit/ here. you are seriously flattering yourselves if you think i would give any of the delusional fat spinsters on /cgl/ the time of day irl.
if you had any clue how to attract desirable men you wouldn't be wasting your time on childsplay as an adult.
i come here for the lolz. have fun with your sewing and your cats you freaks ahahahaha

>>7149870
You could go as Nuktuk, the hero or the North

>>7162329
Chick here sayin the /fit/fag is right, though.

We bitches be judgemental as fuck.

>>7162365
Same chick saying you're being extremely butthurt and you appear to have the low education of a Jock.
I'd hate you in real life and probably never give you the time of day, whether I was ugly or pretty.

"Oww, some girl told me to leave, I'm gonna get all defensive and talk myself up while tossing in insecure 'hahaha's to mask how bad my ass hurts"

Just judging.

You were right, though, we are judgemental. As are you.
Exhibit A and B.

>>7162387
Everybody makes vague assessments of people they meet, even if it's something as simple as "he looks like a cool dude" or "that person looks dangerous..." I've never made an assessment as detailed as what >>7149914 said.

OP is a faget.
But if you want moist girls, you're best off doing Dr Who or Loki. Probably Loki. Maybe cumberbatch if you have a good likeness.
Otherwise just whatever.

>>7160315
>>7160257
/cgl/ should be renamed to /tumblr/

>>7149914
Within the first five seconds of seeing a guy, I have made a guess at:

-whether he is, in fact, a male
-his level of hygiene

That's about it. Never tried guessing any of the other things, didn't think it was important.

>>7149921
UNF

This thread played out exactly as I thought it would. You guys took OP's bait really well.
>Dudes just wanna show off. Stop enjoying my hobby guys who are in shape!
>You girls are so judgemental! Hypocrites!
>I'm jealous that all it takes is a good body to get chicks! GET OUT!

>>7162389
>I'd hate you in real life

that's where i'd win, because i don't hate you. i just find the staggering denial with some girls on this board hilarious.
and i don't need to talk myself up. i'm pretty confident that i've one night standed hotter girls than you picked up from random bars.

>>7149914
Someone's a virgin.

W-would a guy be ok going as HUNK, or am I going to just get my head beaten in by some angry femcosplayer from this board?

>>7162859
Nah it should be fine man

>>7162879

I should be safe from the horror story hambeasts too, yeah?

First time cosplayer and tripping over what I've heard/read

>>7162882
Look like the real HUNK. Not some half naked one and you'll be fine.

>>7162886

Lovely. The knot in my gut and I thank you.

>>7162888
Knock em dead buddy. Then post some picks when ya get back!

O K !

>>7162891

Of course! Don't expect them anytime soon though ;-;

>>7162905
Don't worry I'm always here. Turn the corner and you'll find me!

>>7162910

Oh. Okay.

Anyone from JoJo's bizarre adventure

>>7151913
Stay on your retarded board /pol/ and don't venture into another boards. Except /r9k/ of course.

This thread is embarrassing and you all should be ashamed of yourselves

>>7163017
>posting a SRS made image
Friendly reminder that being against /pol/ == being against the fabrics of 4chan itself.

>>7153938
KHAAAAAAN!!

>>7163017

>>7163097
>>7163202
Let me ask you one question : are you virgins?

>awkward silence incoming
>sweat
>lies

There, I've won.

>>7164288

No

I have had sex with many prostitutes

>>7164321
Sorry to ruin it for you, but your mom doesn't count as "many".

Tryndamere league of legends